DANshuraku>Banzuke:http://sumodb.sumogames.de/Banzuke.aspxhttps://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoBanzuke/index/>Fight Schedule & Results:https://www.sumo.or.jp/EnHonbashoMain/torikumi/1/1/>Some sumo links and how to watch live:https://rentry.org/uwbgc88dPrevious Thread >>150994818
Hosh's fight was better than Onosato's. Seethe.
>>151015448If both sekiwake end up 6-9 and takaysu pulls off 7-8 who will stay in sanyaku
All he needs is his pre bout buff.
>>151015518They already made precedent with Takayasu landing at K1w with a 6-9 so fucking it WTK can stay.
>Chief referee Takadagawa defends Toyonoryu's tachiai, saying it was "an unexpected bout" but "it wasn't intentional."
>>151015540what if the precedent is "takayau gets to stay in sanyaku even if he has a losing record"
>>151015493>The shoulder fakebeautiful
>>151015599Then I am running the Association and Takayasu is going to make Yokozuna by default as soon as he is physically fit again.
>>151015518sanyaku is taken care of. what i wonder more is who will fill the maegashira joiIt feels like everybody has a losing record except like 5 guys
Honest to god, would you rather have a wacky funny Kesho-Mawashi or a super serious one?Dont lie /sumo/
>>151015955I'd get one of those pictures you have to cross your eyes while looking at to see a wacky 3d image.
>>151015955depends on my sumo physique desuwakatakakage jacked? super seriouskayo/kotozakura meatball freakshow? something funny
>>151015955As long as it wasn't an advertisement, I would take anything.
>>151015955I'd go for the most aesthetic look possible, seriousness be dammed
ICHINOJOSE N S H U R A K B O O
claimed qtalso henkas are kino
>Shishi at 10-4Shishi-sama, on behalf of /sumo/, we apologize.
>>151016393i noticed her earlier but didn't think anyone else would like her so i didn't post
The thing about Hoshoryu today is that it felt like he was scared of a broken-down Wakatakakage, who desperately needed a win to avoid a makekoshi. I like Hoshoryu, but that made him look like a bitch.Hope Onosato wins tomorrow.
>>151016209Takerufuji's black one is baller as fuck.
>>151016513>Oh no, my friends on /sumo/ will think I'm gay if I say I like a cute girl!
Oh damn, Yamato has made it back to Makushita with his win over Hosh's cousin today. Hosh's cousin meanwhile might go back down to Sandanme.
>Roga might go 7-8 AGAINkek, and it was a pretty bad basho for his heya in general other than Mita. Many will be on suicide watch in the next slop.
>>151016480aonishiki has passed the 11-4 disease to shishi, and is now free to score 12-3 and better
>>151016677Roga has gone 7-8 four times in Makuuchi and only been demoted once.
>>151016393i always wonder whatever happened to facemask-chan from a few years back??
>All those plebs seething about Hoshoryus henka
>>151017378believe me, I seethed too after fatfuckakeisho henka'd atami I'm in that webm of our reactions here after it happened
>>151016565that's a weird thing to say
>>151016701Maybe that's part of why he's reticent in sloppa. Talking to the camera guy is probably pretty annoying knowing that the fact that you've been stuck on 7-8 forever might come up at any time.
>>151017378I really do think he did it to completely humiliate WTK for his failure to make Ozeki. If henkas were automatic wins you'd see a lot more of them.
Kotozakura is such a useless sack of shit
>>151018189If Zak had any brains he'd be surgery right now getting his knee fixed. He's in good standing, so get it fixed, eat the kadoban, and come back in January able to fight properly.
>>151017947That and, against Nephew, you should really see it coming. I read a statistical analysis from last year showing that he pulls a henka more than anyone in the division. More than Abi or Chiyoshoma. Just because he’s a Yokozuna doesn’t change his style.For his part, Wakanohana mentioned in the broadcast that he decided to stop henka’ing altogether once he got promoted. Sharp criticism from the easygoing Wakanohana.
>>151018928Waka was a mediocre zuna anyway. His path was easier than most because he didn't have to go through Takanohana unless a playoff forced it. Otherwise he got to watch his brother hand people losses, letting him rise through the ranks easier than most would have it. It's like if Meisei was in the joi right now. Instead of Hoshoryu he'd have to fight *checks notes* Ichiyamamoto.Hosh also isn't the henka king right now. That would be the most desperate man in makuuchi, Asakoryu.
>>151019083Being a mediocre Yokozuna doesn’t disqualify the validity of his comments, man, you know that.And it’s not like Hoshoryu has exactly been the second coming of Asashoryu. The most impressive thing about Hoshoryu is his ability to dispense gold stars.
>>151019083Waka won 5 cups in an era with Akebono and his brother winning everything in sight.Does anyone truly believe that Hosh will end his career with that many cups? Between Onosato, future yokozuna Dan, and Hosh’s own inability to consistently beat maegashitters, I’ll honestly be shocked if he finishes even with three cups.
>>151019295>Hosh’s own inability to consistently beat maegashittersThe guy was unironically injured you numpty. Looking at completed basho Onosato gives out gold stars at almost twice the rate of Hosh.I'm just happy we're getting such a good final tomorrow. Hoshoryu has to win twice, but has a dominant lead in the head-to-head. If anyone can do it, it's him.
>>151019295Yes. I berieve.
After Onosato getting a freebie on 14th day who gives a fuck if Hoshoryu henkas Wakatakakage who was on his way to mk anyway
>>151019357Oops I mean Onosato gives out gold stars at OVER double the rate of Hosh. It's 5 versus 2.
>>151019426>It's 5 versus 2.Coincidentally, that will be their yusho totals on Monday morning.
So, the sanyaku are pretty much settled for November, right?Y: Onosato HoshoryuO: KotozakuraS: Aonishiki OhoK: ?? Wakatakakage or Kirishima if they finish 7-8? Hakuoho if he can manage an 8-7? Takanosho with a 12-3?
>>151019605Aonishiki vs. WMH seems to be an "earn your komusubi" match for WMH.
>>151019605>Y: Onosato HoshoryuThey'll be both forced to retire after they attempt to henka each other in the playoff and simultaneously trip and fall out of dohyo
>>151019605It's too results dependent. If both Sekiwake go 7-8 they can easily both drop half a rank giving usS: Dan WTKK: Kirishitma OhoOr they could drop a full rank giving usS: Dan OhoK: WTK KirishitmaThe real problem happens if both go 6-9 because even if both Hakuoho and WMH win tomorrow they'll only math at M1. If all four lose then there's going to be a completely dead Komusubi slot. WTK can maaayybbee drop to K1w following Takayasu's example (yes, I know, Takayasu technically dropped to #8 and WTK would be #7), but what do you do about K1e? Do you really put Hakuoho in the Sanyaku for an 8-7? Would you give WMH K1e for an 8-7 at M4w if Hakuoho lost? Hell, even just Kirishitma going 6-9 would cause a lot of head scratching about what to do.I imagine the JSA are praying the Sekiwake win tomorrow.
Wakatakakoga is the best recent /sumo/ meem.
I've got it, the solution to the Sekiwake problem. Just demote Kotozakura.
Sanyaku is such a barren wasteland if Oho in his current form can just fumble into a spot.
>>151019952yup, just 3 real sanyaku
12-3 Takanosho would solve some of the Sanyaku troubles, but problem with it is he's facing WTK tomorrow so him winning would create the very problem we're trying to solve.S: Dan OhoK: Takanosho WTKIn all likelihood the results will allow for a fine banzuke, but there's an outside shot at absolute carnage and someone being hugely overpromoted.
>>151013014onosato winning would not be a clown basho lmao
I haven't seen a good WTK henka in a while. What are the odds he busts one out against Takanosho to try and preserve the sanyaku spot after what happened last night?
>>151021052he'll probably only drop to Komusubi even with a 6-9 Aonishiki and Oho will move up to the Sekiwake slotsthen they just have to figure out what to do with the last Komusubi slot
>>151021093If WTK goes 6-9 that means Takanosho goes 12-3 at M7 because they're facing each other, and is well over the math for Komusubi. Kirishitma could just go 7-8 and take a Komusubi slot too.
>>151021127the banzuke makers do so much weird shit these days that nothing is guaranteed even with the correct math
>Be Hiradoumi>Make Komusubi>Go 10-5 on debut>Stay Komusubi>Be Oho>Be M2w>Go 9-6>Become Sekiwake for the second time, having never even been Komusubi once
I don't think I'm gonna get it, lads.
6/14 video uploads so far by jsa on instagram are aonishiki's bouts
>>151021383Gotta take advantage of waito piggu for upcoming London koen
>>151021437half of the comments are SLAVA UKRAINIE
>>151021375
>>151021375>>151021545Wasnt the kirikaeshi against hosh a rare kimarite? 0.16%
>>151021274work smarter not harder
Kogabros where do we go from here?
>>151022065Koga fell for the psyop that in order to become great you just do your chanko and eat your shiko. In reality you do your steroids and lift your weights, and do it with good natural physique.
Yokozuna Aonishiki and Ozeki Shishi by July next yearTrust the plan
>>151022198>"Just wink at the camera, the ladies will love it">t. EimiSome guys really just have negative rizz.
Bingobros...Also Onosato is gonna choke at the 15th day, leading to a playoff. Dan is gonna win this basho.Source: My schizophrenic half talking to Tzeentch.
>>151022265My gf said>First day at the winking academy
>>151022275dan cant yusho anymore. its only hosh v onosato playoff if hosh wins
Finally, horse kino.also spectator faces will never not be funny
>>151022321Dan joining the Yokozuna in a playoff and winning would've been fucking wild, but Zak was having none of it. I'm actually so glad that Hosh got that win today, because a yusho being decided by a fusen would've been the gayest shit.
>>151022390>My face>My soul
>>151022390
>>151022321I'm drunk.
>>151021614If you say it's rare, then I'm willing to believe you, since I don't really know myself.
>>151022558First time in today's fights I saw Futagoyama not look like he's sucking on a lemon.
>>151022614Doesn't really help you anyway.
>>151022703It's about as bad for me.
>>151022614wasnt there a tripple-matta yesterday?
>>151022810In Makuuchi?
>>151022390ojisan looking like he was asked to identify a body at the morgueis this like a cultural thing where japanese people aren't allowed to emote at work or at home or in public or anywhere else so they go watch Sumo and then they let all their theatrical emotions out?
>>151023201Its funny to consider given that sumos are expected to be stoic while fans get to be emotional
>>151023201>>151023337Wait do you genuinely believe that Japanese people never show a shred of emotion in day to day life? What the fuck, why would you think that?
>>151022517That is a face of a man I wouldn't want to cross. If Hoshoryu is found beheaded in an alley somewhere, you'll know what happened.
>>151023363Yes, we know, Wakatakamoto as the eldest son was charged with dispensing retribution.
>>151019852how do you feel about use makekoga in lieu of makekoshi
>>151023399makekoga implies the existence of kachikoga
>>151022517>.........did I turn the stove off when I left the house?
>>151015030In that case they just promote Tamawashi and Ura to Ozeki.
Been away from sumo for quite a few years. Hoshoryu is alreayd a yokozuna? Not like I ever doubt it but still based
>>151022065>>151022129Koga is still young. He needs to put on a bunch of weight and hit the gym. I have faith that he can make it to at least Juryo if he dedicates himself.
>>151023520Onosato joined professional sumo in May 2023 and made his top division debut January 2024. He's been a Yokozuna since May 2025 and has 4 top division titles under his belt. He's favourite to win the current tournament.Hoshoryu is nothing compared to Onosato.
>>151022854>>151022854>In Makuuchi?yeah, some very low Maegashittas.Murray even mentioned, that they were fined for a matta few years ago.no idea when .... in the last 3-4 day maybe ... the very loverest.
>>151023573>>151022854check it out here, if you really wanna know.the guy posts now on vk:https://vk.com/grand_sumo?from=search
>>151023609Ain't clicking that shit nigga. Either tell me the match or keep your gay shit to yourself.
>>151023358Japanese are way way way more reserved and stoic than the rest of the world, especially us westerners. The way they carry themselves at work, at school, out and about at restaurants and coffee shops, when they record youtube videos, even when they go to their Disney/Universal theme parks. I've yet to see Japanese people have big melties over absolutely nothing like we do in the west. They also don't do public displays of affection.The last time I saw a Japanese person cry was that apologizing CEO who got memed on for crying too much like 10 years ago.
>>151023645Don't post Peterson as if he isn't incredibly mentally unwell.
>>151023645Terrible post, you're exaggerating quite a lot. Shitskin or just ignorant?
it will only be won by onosato or hoshoryu, and aonishiki and takanosho can capture a share of JY only if onosato beats hoshoryu straight upwhich way sumo man?>nippon or mongol?
>>151023669this guy then, I could post people from all sides of the political spectrum from various hobbies and lifestyles all day>he's also mentally unwellI guess that's sort of the point then
>>151015456For me, it’s wakatakakage
>>151023766Look dude, Onosato is going to win this. He's beaten Hoshoryu when it matters before, and this time he has two chances to do it. His win here will take his average wins in the last 3 basho up to 13, well beyond the 12 win expectation of his rank. The guy is killing it.
>>151023766the heart says Hoshoryu but the mind knows Onosato will win this
I'm fine with either winner, as long as Ono doesn't just win effortlessly within half a second. Playoff would be great.
>>151023943I fully expect a three second win for Onosato with little effort. Hosh will try a normal tachiai, Onosato will hit him way too hard, then the long arm thrusts will begin, Hosh will never touch his belt again, and it'll be over.
Heard that Dan can be moved up to Ozeki skipping Sekiwake. If he wins 12. Is that true?
By the way, how does JY work in case of a playoff? Does it get attributed to the playoff loser(s), or the next best score?
>>151023979This basho? Fucking hell no. Next banzuke he'll be S1e, that's already set in stone.
Where is the "you will never be a real Rikishi, you will always be an other-sports-fighter" guy?
>>151023979no
>>151023979noyou can only be promoted to ozeki from Sekiwake, meaning the third tournament in the three basho consideration they would need to be ranked Sekiwake
>>151023998playoff loser(s)
Never forget. Never forgive.
>>151024119People will forget the henka but remember the yusho.
>>151023201Unironically yes, that's why drinking and karaoke culture are so big because they're considered acceptable places to let your public face down and be more honest with your feelings. Sports in general are part of that, so baseball and pro wrestling too.
>>151024141>People will forget the henkaNot me. Not ever. Until I die.
>>151023201>>151024191every society works like thatI don't scream in the streets the same way I do when I'm drunk in the football stadium
>>151024119TAKE YOUR FILTHY BROWN THIRD WORLD FACE OUT OF THE CORNER OF YOUR VIDEOSAND I WILL WATCH THEM
>>151024271I've yet to see the Japanese equivalent of the NOOOOOOOOO meme or jordan p turning into a tomato
>>151024191i've never watched Japanese baseball, but sumo crowds are noisier and more rowdy than puroresu and MMA crowds
>>151024278>NOOO I MUST SELF INSERT MYSELF INTO THIS CONTENT THAT I DIDN'T EVEN MAKE JUST TO GET FAMOUS BECAUSE I'M FAILURE IN REAL LIFE
>>151024119Horse is evolving into Abi.
>>151015493>>151016530people all act like no yokozuna ever did henka; there, Wakanohana I himself did it. Hosh at least made things interesting for tomorrow and not let Onosato take yusho with a fusen, now that would be disgusting.>>151016639that was an absolute highlight of lower ranks matches for today, if not whole basho.
>>151025539My shitter highlight is still Goshima monstering people. Pretty sure 5-1 at Ms5 is a guaranteed sekitori promotion regardless of day 15 but I can't really see him losing. The kid is just huge. He's like a mini-ogre.>Captcha: DAN2G
>>151024278his pfp always reminds me of the rage/stoner comic black guy working at mcdonalds
horse is 1-2 over his last 3 and his only win was a sissy henka. did he get injured again?
>Takarafuji in another exchange bout againit still might be over
>>151026296Aonishiki is blatantly Ozeki material and Kotozakura is an Ozeki with his pride on the line. Those fights were lose-able, even if no one expected Zak to come out THAT hard.
>>151026345thats one way of reading it, but he might've henka'd because he was too hurt to fight straight up
>>151026496He only henka'd because he wanted to leave nothing to chance for tomorrow. He's 6-1 against Onosato so far, which means there's a strong chance he could pull off that playoff yusho.
>>151025090https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OYFy4R8BxiM
>>151024119>he called it henka not "sidestep"its hoshover
The level of seethe hosh has been producing since Yoko promotion is nutty.We are reaching levels of personal emotional involvement that I didn't think possible.
>>151026496He did it because:1) If Onosato gets a free win he wants one too2) He wanted to max-punish WTK for not making Ozeki by handing him his makekoshiYou gotta admit, that henka was amazing. He moved like lightning.
>>151026581Yeah that was the one example I cited earlier from 10 years ago.There's also that akb or whatever idol girl who had to shave her head and cry when she was like caught holding hands with a man who wasn't her father or older brother, but that's from 10+ years ago as well.meanwhile "public freakouts" is a daily genre of content in the west.
>>151027568I ain't reading shit posted by a jeet.
>>151027618>UK flag
>>151027786>Bharat flagLet me guess. Brampton?
>>151019083>His path was easier than most because he didn't have to go through Takanohana unless a playoff forced itLook up how many yokozuna Hoshoryu has ever gone through and get back to me.>>151019357>Looking at completed basho>if you ignore the bashos where Horseshit was a kinboshi dispensor, Onosato is ackshually did worse!
It's happening again... I can't take this humiliation again.
>>151028078As if being a fragile & easy injured sissy justifies it all. If thats the case then why is Tommy's consecutive appearances record even noticed let alone respected? Between Kakuryu, Terunofuji, Hakuho's last half decade and Kisenosato I'm kind of sick of yokozunas who make the rank and then abuse the privileges to take six months a year off. Its always suspicious as fuck how none of them had substantial injury issues before making the rank that allows them to take infinite vacations without losing their salary. Horseshitryu is off to a terrible start in that respect.
Onosato has already guaranteed himself most top division wins for 2025.
epic fail
>>151028373I wish we had a special reaction box whenever a shimpan watches over his pupil match. Kisenosato's stone cold face expresses so much emotion.
Predict the kimarite. For me it's sukuinage.
>>151029739Koshikudake
>>151029739
>>151022517This man just lost a whole lot of yen at some yakuza betting site.
>>151029739If Hosh can't handle Zak them him beating Onosato seems so unlikely.
horse is a mild favorite in the sports book odds, but not so much that either of them pays off at even money
>>151030094Last time he lost to Kirishitma before beating Onosato.
>>151025388What a bizarre strawman, not wanting to see some shitskin's face plastered on the video does not mean you want to see your own face there instead lol
>>151030224Thats different, Zak and Onosato are far more similar opponents than KiriSHITma and Onosato are.
>>151030042TotalMongolDomination
>>151030299he's referring to the overlayfag not anon
It's not about the henka, it's about the fact that in just a couple days we went from a possible hosh 15-0 to him using a henka on a 6-7 wtk to maybe being able to force a day 15 playoff against onosato. The real kicker is him losing to zak only for zak to withdrawl and give onosato a free win the very next day.It's a legitimate record scratch moment.
>>151031715>The real kicker is him losing to zak only for zak to withdrawl and give onosato a free win the very next day.Yeah I can see why he'd be pissed off enough to henka
>>151031715>withdrawlCUTE
>>151031044That's embarrassing for me. Sorry Finnish guy.
>>151031799Accepting your failures and mistakes is part of becoming an honourable rikishi (unlike nephew).
>>151031715A WTK that looks like a shadow of himself after that rolled ankle as well. The guy hasn't had any of his usual grit in a mawashi fight or agility. Hoshoryu henka'd that guy. He should've been able to toss him in 2 seconds like he did a couple basho ago.
Henka by the yokozuna, on the last bout of the day, second to last day of the tournament, to make it 8 losses for the opponent?Hosh is taking the Big Piss here.Uncle's twitter status?
>>151031973This. It's the lack of confidence on display that's concerning, not some "dishonorabu" nonsense.
>>151033114Thats why I think he is hiding an injury. Dan might've done him in again.
Hosh's henka was 100% justified in retaliation for the dishonorable bullshit by the JSA trying to rig a yusho for their Japanese golden boy by giving him a free win. Now Onosato will have to prove he can beat Hoshoryu fairly, which he's only been able to do once in their 7 meetings.
>>151017947Why would Hosh care if Waka made ozeki or are you saying Hosh is so petty he'd kick a guy while he's down?
>>151033509
>>151029739yoritaoshi
>>151032919Bigger piss has been taken by bigger men.
>>151033301Look at the shimpan faces, two different flavors of "damn bro"
>>151027875what sissy bitch reported this irrefutably true nuke
>>151034834>true nukego back
Hoping to see Dr. Takasu ringside tonight
WTK is my nigga. Hosh is my other fav but I'm still stunned he did Waka like that. Waka wrestles everyone clean.I'd be in a steppe-clearing mood if I was him watching Onosato grab a free dub like he did. But damn.He better murder Onosato tonight.
Senshuraku has begun
