>Bane rules the world edition.
notice the gay bum boy that bumped the big sticky thread off the catelog in 10minutes?
>>151023980>>151014370
>>151024035Well we have this one
rip sticky
>>151024164it's now the off season
iggs
>>151024710crisp
>>151024164the morning afl gf thread only got bumped off a few minutes before the main sticky thread. so that older thread stayed up on the catelog for 13hrs before archiving 3 mins before the big sticky. wtf indeed?makes you think
Hearing Geelong had food poisoning from some dodgy stuff served at the Brownlow.
>>151024727Chefs kiss
>>151025099>the brownlow has browns lowno shit iykwim haha
Wow, it really is the offseason now
Good Evening everybody & welcome to the footy show.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Lrg0hoFmvGw
well? how was the footy?
>>151027188Shithouse
domesticated feline bros....wtf happened?
PUSSYS GOT LICKED
>Geelong
>>151027945Half the side had gastro. Can't expect much.Dangerfield had to take a toilet break 8 minutes in or else he risked shitting himself. The white shorts were a mistake.
>>151028293Yeah sure sure
>>151028827They literally had a toilet break camera on Dangerfield.
>dead sportthank fuck this year is over, can't wait to see how dill and his merry band of fuckwits will ruin next year
>>151027188i don't want to talk about it
I've been a lifelong brisbane lions fan since this morning
>>151030577>not since yesterdayimagine working on a saturday
>The AFL world fears Carlton getting Walker so much, they're willing to end a centuries old tradition
>>151031064Two very punchable faces.
Good morning alf No footo today
patrick poopoopants
>3386 posts last threadCrispUp and at 'em
>>151028293>>151029865I genuinelly believe that, at least for Danger. He looked awful and barely did anything.
>check 4plebs>the grand final thread got stickied for the fiest time WTF? MODS = GODS??
i am very hungover
>If Ashcroft didn't do his ACL in 2023 Bane would have been three-peaters todayRemarkable young player. Easily the best young guy we have.
>>151033593Lmao you weren’t beating us that day (2023)
>>151033593>best young player of the last decade>when he kicks a goal in the gf, former Collingwood player Brian Taylor calls him the Nick Daicos of Brisbane History will not remember gaycos.
>>151026759>It's moooore than a gameMorning carnts. What do we do now?
>>151033670Based field umpire
>>151033689>the Nick Daicos of BrisbaneI must admit I did 'av a giggle when he said that.
>>151033593Collingwood '23 was too stacked, they had the likes of Matt Stevic, Hayden Gavine, Simon Meredith and Robert Findlay
Nick Daicos will NEVER win a brownlow
>>151033758I laughed when the commentator called the geelong player irish nick daicos>Mick Daicos
BRISBANE: 5 (01,02,03,24,25)HAWTHORN: 5 (91,08,13,14,15)GEELONG: 4 (07,09,11,22)WEST COAST: 4 (92,94,06,18) COLLINGWOOD: 3 (90,10,23)RICHMOND: 3 (17,19,20)SYDNEY: 2 (05,12)ESSENDON: 2 (93,00)NORTH MELBOURNE: 2 (96,99) ADELAIDE: 2 (97,98) MELBOURNE: 1 (21)WESTERN BULLDOGS: 1 (16)PORT ADELAIDE: 1 (04)CARLTON: 1 (95) ST KILDA: 0FREMANTLE: 0GOLD COAST: 0GREATER WESTERN SYDNEY: 0
>>151033907>01, 02, 03, 24, 25This is very satisfying
>>151033689>3x premiership player>lists two yearsKek shitbane counting “skills”
>>151033907Bane 3 peat in 2026 followed by Port hip 2027
>>151033829Dumb fuck idiot, still drunk from last night cunt?
Are Essendon allowed to be good again yet?
>bane 2026>port 2027>swans 2028>iggs 2029
>>151027550That cant be real
Will the afl allow a suns bane gf?
half the kitchen staff at the Brownlow probably wipe their arse with their hand
Kinda feel like subway but told myself I'd never eat fast food served by an indian
Any lip reader know what bailey smith said to harris andrews?
>>151034285>two teams from a state which doesn't a shit about aflWouldn't be a smart move
feeling in a silly mood…;p
fucking hell bros feeling a bit rough this morning
>>151034770want to fuck my arse hehe ;pp
yeah i'm feeling a bit rough, had about 9 beers yesterday.
Imagine being a plasterer in Geelong, you'd have a ton of work this week with all the walls punched out on Saturday
>>151034821already mulga mulga'd but thanks anyway
Reckon dollfucker wrecked that plastussy last night?
Few nose beers for bailey smith ?
I wonder if there is another example of a 40 odd point qualifying final result being reversed in the GF
bit lucky there were no police out last night iykwim haha
Help us find missing person Patrick Dangerfield. last seen during the 1st quarter of the 2025 afl grand final. If you have information that may assist police to locate Patrick, please call Crime Stoppers
>>151035214Haha
>>151035015>2015: West Coast def Hawthorn by 32 in QF (Subiaco Oval), Hawthorn def West Coast by 46 in GF (MCG)Last time the reversal was this big, all the others have been pretty close
how long will it take daicos to get 2 norm smiths?will has essentially done it in two years after an acl ruined season
harris andrews or mcluggage should have gotten the norm
bane made poolong look like the swans kek
>>151035422How many AFLPA mvps does Will have? How many AAs?
will ashcroft is good but mcluggage deserved it more, andrews also a good shout
>>151035552thats not really related to my question at all
>>151035422Norm smith is a more worthless award than the brownlow, especially now that at least one foid is on the voting panel every year. Unironically the only somewhat legitimately valuable award left is probably the lou richards medal
>>151035474Should have gone to country coon.
>>151035552wow everyone else from the melbourne private school system voted for the melbourne private school dickhead daicos so he must be really good, hence why his team has made one grand final and ashcrofts have made three in the same timespan
washcroft gets it done on the big stage nick daicos does notsimple as really
>>151035599he's my 3rd choice for sureeven did a little snoop jig for it
i love it when the good guys win, as should always be the case
>>151034975I genuinely don't care if players do cocaine or whatever else.I remember listening to 774 radio and someone calling up and complaining that her husband who is a MICA ambo is subjected to much more stringennt drug testing than afl players.Do people realise what they're even saying? Yes, a person who drives an ambulance and whose job it is to treat life threatening emergencies sshould be drug tested much more than someone who gets paid to play sport
>>151035674jej there were no good guys in this year's GF, both nepobabies with massive advantages gifted to them by the fagfl
>>151035674>i love it when the good guys win, as should always be the caseBut that wasn't the case as Geelong lost
What are (you) hoping for >your club in trade week?
>>151035723
>>151035561Yeah that’s what I thought mate>>151035608Oh piss off idiot, you’re a fucking blind hater cunt, you’re completely delusional and fucking dumb as fuck muh vicbias, no will is just shit
>>151035840called it btwknew bane were holding back
>>151035868cats went all in on a fucking QF lmao
just ate a biscuit
>>151035893crisp?
>>151035908choc chip
>bane cant celebrate their premiership cause there is a fucking womens game on at their ground
finna be an anglo boy summer
Who's your favourite sports media chick? For me it's Spurty Girly
>>151035723cheat ground salary cap cheating faggots
>>151035964Their fan day starts when that game finishes. They'll just be watching the footy from the balcony before then.
>>151036177the lengths they go to make people watch this shit lol
>>151034584Meatball sub would go pretty good right now though, ngl
>>151035474Going to run my eye over the stats soon. See what I rekon
>>151036047dirty spurting
>>151036082I spoke with an AFL security guard a couple of weeks ago. He said that he hates Geelong, and he also said that the way they afford big name players is by asking their whole squad to take a x% pay cut.
>>151036219what's the going rate on those these days? i used to live on them when they were $7
without looking at the stats i would have said fletcher or andrews over ashcroftthey've just sorted the stats shit by disposals and picked the first brisbane player
>>151034584I don't think I've had a sandwich from Subway in around 6 years and there's one extremely close nearby. I like their cookies but even those I haven't bought in years. Already not a fan and I just know it'd be all Indians now.
>>151036254a security guard wouldn't be privy to how the afl works beyond ensuring whh8jsecurity of the premises
Lachie Neale played one of the best halfs you'll see in a grand final.
Cold garlic bread for lunch.
>>151036325unironically should have been a normie smokieturned the game
>>151035924Went looking for these on Friday, couldnt find. Got some chunky ones from the bakery part though which were ok
>>151036273$11-$12 I rekon
Has anyone watched to the replay with the Fox commentary? How does the Geelong media mafia handle it?
>/afl/ STILL seething about Geelong and Melbournelol
>6 effective disposals, 2 tackles, 3 score involvements
Damn, Dunkley was more banged up that he let on. Played with a grade-three syndesmosis injury and his shoulder needs a reconstruction. What a warrior.
>>151034821Meant for >>151034609
crikey mullin really clamped down on mccluagge again didnt he>Past performance is no guarantee of future results
>>151036282A /sp/ anon wouldn't be privy to what a security guard knows
security guards are just "skilled" jeets
Norm Smith Votes:Andrew McLeod>W. Ashcroft 3>Zac Bailey 2>Harris Andrews 1Luke Hodge>Jaspa Fletcher 3>Will Ashcroft 2>Hugh McCluggage 1Kate McCarthy>Harris Andrews 3>Will Ashcroft 2>Zac Bailey 1Jack Riewoldt>Will Ashcroft 3>Harris Andrews 2>Zac Bailey 1Adam Simpson>Will Ashcroft 3>Dayne Zorko 2>Zac Bailey 1TOTAL>Will Ashcroft 13>Harris Andrews 6>Zac Bailey 5>Jaspa Fletcher 3>Dayne Zorko 2>Hugh McCluggage 1
>>151036828the woman is the only one who got it right
>Starcevich rocking up to his first game as an igg after 4 concussions in one season
>havent had a drink in 7 weeks>still wake up with hangover symptoms on sundaywtf???
>>151037103That is one low tit.
>>151036828>no votes for NealeHe literally turned the game around
>>151037220kek, oh man
are you blokes finna watch the nrl prelim final today
>>151037494>nrl sacrificed the integrity of their competition by being too scared to play their prelim the same day as the afl grand final
>>151037220Didn't they confirm it was only one concussion? He also passed the HIA yesterday but they rested as a precaution. Still makes you wonder if that offer might be pulled. 6 years at up to $900k is a big risk for a guy that could be medically retired in a year.
>>151037494Probably not. I really don't care. It's just going to be Penrith in a cakewalk anyway, isn't it?
Lions are probably gonna 5peat, every other teams sucks
>Dual premiership forward Kai Lohmann has revealed he turned to faith amid a string of hardships, saying finding God gave him somewhere to turn in his darkest timessome of you could learn from this
Wtf I love gAyFL now
of course your life can be turned around with a free $5 burgerfucking miserable cunt
>>151037756Brisbane seem well placed to be great for a while but it's not a sure thing.Gold Coast have a very good list that is young and will improve.Hawks will be a lot better if they can keep Day and Lewis on the park all year and get Merrett.Geelong has a chance at Curnow who will improve them though he notoriously goes missing in finals so might not have helped yesterday. St Kilda is going all out and if their young guns come along quickly might be a chance at grabbing a flag before their salary cap collapses.
>>151037220LET CLARKE COOK
>>151037854HOLY BASED
>>151037756>2028>19 of bane's 23 are out of the season due to injuries>set to face collingwood in the grand final after they used the newly introduced Daicos rule to overturn their prelim result>one-legged Neale on sub>sportsbet offering $1.10 for a 150 point or higher win by collingwood>fast forward 4th quarter>bane by 50
Might celebrate this fraud of a season ending with a bumhole fiddling.
>>151037854Why is everyone and his dog converting to this dumbass religion nowadays
>>151038535Because materialism and atheism have left people feeling empty and unfulfilled.
>MELBOURNE defender Judd McVee will seek a trade to Fremantle after deciding on a return to Western Australia.
>>151038900good get desu.
>>151036828>only 1 person voted for fletcherinsanity
>>151038942yeah I'm not familiar with his work, but melb fans seem upset about it so probably a good sign (for fred)
>>151038746I have a theory that atheism isn't truly possible in any society.What I mean is not in the sense that people don't believe in God, but rather deification and religiosity continues in other forms. The USSR is a great example of this, they had state atheism but effectively deified s*viet leaders. We've seen this in our own time, with people treating Fauci and others like a deity during the pandemic
>>151038988Wow that's some groundbreaking analysis
What shall we do now?
>>151039405Flog your arsehole
https://x.com/AwesomeAntho91/status/1971921156551926166apparently catman is a sovcit
>>151039405what we always do this time of year- sperg
Right, I'm off to /cric/
>>151039446Is that the actual catman?
>>151038988Yes, most humans have an inherit need to worship a higher power. This isn't really new and it makes them very exploitable.
>>151039552wait for me!
>>151039446A fucking retarded loser.
>mfw i cancel kayo again now that the season is over
>>151039446he's just ragebaiting
>>151039716b-b-but what about trade week & the draft?w-we have cricket, you like cricket? no ads during pray!
>>151039716cric thoughever
>>151039716Same although had already cancelled early because it was set to renew with just two games left. I would like to watch the replay with Fox commentary but I'm not paying $25 for that.
who?
>>151039716thanks for the reminderprobably won't resub nglkayo is fucking garbage
what was chris scott THINKING?
>>151039446>>151039641He's clearly taking the piss out of sovcits and how absolutely moronic they are
>>151038900who?
>>151040088B-BUT I NEEDED MORE T-T-TIME TO SUB HIM
>>151040088>broken arm>broken soul>broken arsehole
>>151039446i feel like a game like yesterday is one where the reality sinking in of you dressing up like a total loser to go to the footy would really sink it
>>151039716What about the f1? it's going to be a close finish between piasti and norris.
why do you guys get so angry about foxtel making money but not anything else
>With the disappointing performance, Geelong became the 13th team since 2000 to lose a decider by 40 points or more.>And none of the previous 12 have returned to the biggest stage the following year.OH NO NO NO NO
all these retards paying for kayo. lol
there comes a point in time where you have enough money that $30 it significant to not have to deal with shitty stream links that constantly change and you can just have kayo one touch away on multiple devices
>>151039809>>151040147Judd McVee
>tfw you only have 2 premierships and one of those the team coached by themselves
>>151040422Getting flogged in a grand final is usually a ticket to irrelevance the next season but in Geelong's defence it was a close game until late in the third quarter where it got broken apart. Maybe that means they can buck the trend?
>>151040088bro you don't understand it's so much better to play 1 player down for 20mins even though he was useless during the game as well
>>151040590the umpires kept them in it for a half but ultimately they couldn't hold on
my favourite season of big brother being streamed on youtube.
>>151040554just bookmark one website and its the same thing. yeah 30 dollars a month doesn't sound bad, but are you gonna pay that for the next what 10, 20, 30 maybe even more years? that loss of money would drive me nuts plus it's not staying at 30 either
>>151040706i just want to turn my tv on and watch footy 2bhnot fuck around with shitty apps like kodi
>>151040626Are the uncut eps on there? The only ones worth watching
>>151040772fuck nose brother
>>151040706It doesn't take me 1 single hour of 1 single day to pay for kayo for a month. You tightarse stingy dregs need to fuck off
>there's a bunch of cats 2025 premiers merch its way to chols and aliirs
bit the bullet and went hunting for a non-indian subwayby the time I reached the 3rd store I took a chance since I thought the girl at the counter may have been a light skinned middle eastern chickboy was I wrongcouldn't understand a word she was saying, sandwich is a sloppy mess and fell apart when I picked it up because it wasn't cut in half properly, but at least the produce is surprisingly fresher than I expectedtaste isn't very memorable, but it satisfied my curiosity for the year3/10
its ok to be stingy and frivolous but you don't need to attack people who arent
>>151040863Reckon I'll snipe a 2025 premiership cap
The season is over. What are you all still doing here?
i must pay for kayo. the commentary is much better. whately and huddo are second to none. that scoreboard? sheesh straight fire! no ads in live play, even though the ads only appear after goals on 7 (when nothing happens). that 4k is too legit. how did people watch tv on a crt in the old days? (so small wtf and with an antenna whack!). the line up of shows is awesome, on the couch with jack reiwoldt (LOVE him) 360 with gazza (funny guy) and bounce (never miss it). kelli, howie, the horse race calling guy... my 30 dollars goes a LONG way. cannot wait for next year.
oh yes and it includes EVERY game, so I get to watch all the west coast, saints, freo, gws, richmond games. love those games
its ok mate you are poorno one needs to know
Kelli Underwood is OBJECTIVELY a bigger footy brain than Kingy, Whately, Hudson and Lyon. Grim how inward facing and uninformed the AFL Media Complex is.
>>151038900>named judd>from WA>born in 2003He was named after Chris right?
chud mcspee
>>151040961>even though the ads only appear after goals on 7 (when nothing happens).That's fucking awful and while the other shit you say might have some degree of legitimacy trying to defend that in any manner makes you a giant faggot.
uh commiepoofbros?
>>151040363*piastri and verstappen
>>151036275bit more too it than that m8>Possessions - 32 (#1 for Lions)>Metres gained - 575 (#2 behind Mick Luggage with 577)>Clearances - 10 (#1 )>Assists -5 (#1)>Score Involvements - 10 (equal #1 with Bailey and Mick Luggage)>Tackles - 8 (#1)
>>151041191andrews was better
>>151041211Objectively? Incorrect. Subjectively? Correct.
Norman Ashcroft
reminder that /nrl/ will never get a stickie
>>151041253sling tackle btw should have been a free to fletcher
>>151037881>download appNo thanks jeff, lol
>>151041274nah, Cameron might be a downhill skiing faux-rural dickhead but it was a dece legal collaring
Can't wait to see how we win trade week again, piechads
>>151041482It's simple, we do nothing, and we win. Works every time.
>>151041482you will pick up more past their prime 30 yr olds who are utterly worthless
Nah Jezza's a good country boy out in the bush
>>151024793It was far too big a thread for the resident jew to monitor. Kikes are allergic to effort
do you think collingwood would have beaten geelong yesterday
>>151030172rumor has it they want to get rid of bouncing to commence all play
Watching the grand final replay on fox footy and jesus christ Hudson is awful
>>151041548depends if they also ate the same street curry
>>151034285The AFL have indicated a 3rd team in QLD in the next expansion phasebecause money
>>151041531yeah they'll replace their good boomers (elliott) with shit ones while extending the ones who can't stay on the park kek
>dan poostan>lachie shitz
>>151036047>>151036249dirty girtie i bet
>>151036218I've been to 1 aflw game because it was free and I was high af at the time
>>151036273$11.90 for a salad & cheese footlongin the 1990s that was $2.90
and people wages were a quarter what they are now, its all the fucking same bro nothing ever changes
>>151037578dont forget the all backs v wallabies game was on at the same time as the granny. they were never going to try
>>151038063>fagtorians still seethingyou know half the lions members live amongst you faggots
>>151041773It's my party and I'll cry if I want to
hey nick daicos has 3 brownlow podiums
>>151039446>delusional mentally ill mega tranny is really a demented fucked in the head faggotchecks out
the hsgf blowout
do you think /nrl/ would lose their minds if we all tranny raided them in 10mins?>manifest democracy shitposting personified
basedcos got more brownlow votes than trashcroft will in his entire career lmao
Why are you so obsessed with nrl?
>>151041274He fucked up his other good arm with this sling tackle. This is actually a cursed poolong photo for the history books and cemented their failure>no good arms to play footballDireIt's why it really really all went downhill for him after this and even in the game presser Scott went right into defensive mode about it all
they might have to open up the norm smith to be won from players not in the grand finalnick is getting very upset
>>151041957They both have the same amount of Brownlow medals.
imagine how shit stanley must feel with chris scott umming ahhing about the sub and choosing to keep a player with a broken fuckin arm out there
>>151039446caught a whole gaggle of catxirs hanging out with him after the game with tophats and face paint and fake teeth and shit getting piccies with people. very look at me getting dressed up like a dickhead to go to a game, not a fan.
>>151041967>obsessedand what weeb image board do you think you're in mate?
>>151042044almost saw his cock and ballsthey should make this a statue
>>151041509richmond tier post era failures for the next 7 seasons for piespergs. couple of spoons thrown in for good measure
>trashcroft only has 21 career brownlow voteskek what a bog average plodder
>>151042060no, richmond have been able to draft young talent with good draft picksits more a west coast era for the pies incoming
>>151041898meant job iykwim haha
>>151042044>you love to see it.so many classic bad omen things happened to the cats during the game. also notice how he instinctively went to grab at the headband like it was the only thing that mattered in the entire world. total faggot identified....again
>>151042083I accept your point. maybe a roos/tigers/iggs cluster fuck
>>151042044
>>151042105I thought he looked kinda based playing with long hair and not caring
>>151041967they suffer from a massive inferiority complex
>>151042125
>>151042143
>>151042044this is funny but still not as big of a bitch as nick daicos last week
>>151042158>4XD0G
>>151042162
chadcos is soo fucking based
>>151042182
>>151042167
>>151042187
bro is spending his sunday taking screenshots of every frame of an afl webm
I'm sure Tasmania coming in will even the draft and competition up for a few years
>>151042207its an interesting discussion
>>151042207blud is spending his sunday watching me post screenshots of every frame of an afl webm
>>151042138I forgot Gretel Killeen existed. I had to double check her name.
spud is spending his sunday neeting
>>151042133>t. woman moment
>>151042207Imagine thinking like a women. good thing I can't
lads lads lads banes won
>>151042276Nah he was one of geelong's best didn't give up he squibbed a few efforts though.
wife is bringing gyg
>>151042288>a womengms
>>151042300prefer their tacos to their burritos melast time i had a gyg standard burrito the rice was too cold
i'm gonna fuckin snap one day
collingwood finished third this seasongive nick his bronze medal
>>151042350this but the wizard
nanza couldn't understand why the pies and hawks aren't playing for bronzeapparently the "league" (not real rugby according to her) does it?
>>151042367no they dont your nan sounds like a spastic
Just got in, can’t believe alf got a sticky
makuuchi looms lads
glad i wasnt herehard enough dealing with you retards let alone casual retards
>>151042367Sounds like she's gone senile to me.
>>151042264she was a nice piece of arse in her day tbf
>>151035015Collingwood beat Brisbane is the qualifying final in 2003
>>151042367football has always been winner takes allyour nan is due for the hospice
WHAT A TEAM WHAT HEART
Is that anon here who put the accidental Beiging tennis bet on yesterday??
>>151042435She always struck me as someone that would be an absolutely massive bitch but I have no proof of that and am not even aware of any rumours she is one.
>>151042435jen hawkins poster that you mate?
>>151042544>betting on tennisyou wot mate?
>>151042579In the sticky yesterday there was an anon who accidentally bet on the Beijing tennis instead of the AFL GF
>>151042605Holy kek Probably made money unlike me who didn't know Danger had fucking food poisoning
aflw>lions win>but no goals scored in the first quarterwhat a game
>>151042605>there was an anon who accidentally bet on the Beijing tennis instead of the AFL GF..................how? How do you get those two mixed up?
lions returning to brisbane live on ch.7cats on suicide watch
/nrl/ is scared lol>>151042468>Is Brisbane an AFL city?>>151042505>brisbane cementing itself as the AFL capital>>151042548>AFL is going to make serious in-roads in QLD if Lions continue to be good and Broncos continue to be shit>>151042581>Nah we still afl really fucking boring, the only people who follow the Lions here are victorian immigrants. Nothing will ever top Origin spirit.
we need a new atb for a new era
>>151042618>>151042626I dont know how he went... but I am the anon who put a bet on the Beijng tennis too, solely out of sympathy for him...I wanted to tell him that my 5 buck wager on the Lys - Rybakina game netted me 50 bucks lol
>>151042648why are you there
>>151042648we know thats you posting there mate
>>151042648>"origin spirit">bunch of out of towners from woomba or out wacol/ippy way booking out rydges so they can hit up honey bee's and the new shithouse casino is "spirit" to these numpties
>>151042664>AFL nrl who cares after this season a-league Australians will only care about soccerLOL OL
>/afl/ and /nrl/ both hate on VictoriansAbsolutely rent free
of course the little turkrat is in there
finished up meal prep for the next few days. no idea why i haven't been doing this longer.
the cats get to prepare for their real grand final nowle wacky mad monday costumed xd
Can one of you come pick up your sperg? He's being very insecure
>>151042736nah he keeps trying to link us to nrl threadsyou can have him for a while
>we have an aflsperg
>>151042713>le wacky mad monday costumed xdI reckon clubs are making venues sign NDAs given how some bartender leaked the Giants mad monday to the media
Anyone remmember this guy from last year? He was a journalism uni grad (aiming to get into sports journalism) and made racist comments about Rankinehttps://www.9news.com.au/national/izak-rankine-racist-abuse-fan-apology/7e9a174a-470b-4217-ab77-c3bcb47f75fbI got curious to see if it had derailed his aspiring journalism career. I looked him up on LinkedIn, graduated in June 2023, still working at woolies
>>151042846>25what the fuck cunt looks 60
https://youtu.be/vQSf808Ule0
lol
>>151042757jokes on that faggot, theres more than a few
BroncGODS
go home nrlsperg
can't wait to see how mathew clarke completely fucks up west coast trade and draft period
Good to see off-season /afl/ has started.
sen should be some good revving tomorrow
>>151041123can see why he wants fred
Cat status?
>>151043351doubt they even bring it up
rec me something from here https://audiobookbay.lu/
>>151043520the life and death of socratesthe republic
New Cats kek just dropped: https://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/afl/article-15141117/AFL-superfan-goes-meltdown-Geelong-loss-Game-replayed.html
>>151043351>team beats up on shit teams >CORR THEY LOOK UNBEATABLE WHAT A SYSTEM THEY'VE GOT SUCH GOOD ROLE PLAYERS
>>151043351>expert
Even if one of these immigrants don't murder me directly they are taking 10 years off my life with all the little fuckin hold ups and being in my way all day everyday.
Itss a Vic v Qld nrl grand final and /nrl/ is absolutely seething. For /nrl/ this is the equivalent of our grand final last year>>151043444>>Melbourne vs Brisbane GF>what's the lowest TV viewership ever for a GF cause this will be a challenger>>151043482>Won Origin, won the AFL, now about to win the NRL and NRLW> Feels good to be a Queenslander>>151043533>non AFL peem dominates the GF>victards cope by claiming it’s them winning over another state >Broncos win and the Lions victory is immediately forgotten >victards now coping by implying NSW won’t watch >Yawnion just clinging on to either sport to stay relevant >kek>KEK
https://www.foxsports.com.au/afl/teams/brisbane-lions/news-story/709f7e6b6ecdbaadc9fe20cdbb50da51
geelong would have been 119d if not for umps
>>151042703put that shit in a pot with some thai curry paste and coconut milk and some pineapple
fuck off with the crossposting you absolute loseryou are as fucked in the head as nrlsperg
>>151043673>lions>forgotten lollmaosaid that beforeIT'S AFRAID
Imagine being a schoolkid these days fuck sake
>>151043675>le chris scott master coach xdwhy do the geelong media push this
>>151043351>>151043636no football blowhard commentator is an expert. even trained journalists at best have to provide a balanced non bias coverage anyways.footy media is just more brainwashing for the double IQs to keep them preoccupied>dont ask about political corruption>there's no over immigration problem>the price of everything hasn't doubled/tripled>housing prices are in a forever bubble
>>151043675King will never live that down.
Hate doing the Captcha every post
>>151043731it depends on the number of bans
>>151042764would rather all go to one of their multi million dollar farm estates than some pleb venue
lads google brisbane lions and see what happens haha
>>151042703
rugby league and soccer are the only decent football codes, the others are over-complicated circuses. But I could never get into nrl and soccer is awful nowadays
>>151043715how retarded are zoomers that they can't into adding up to 180 jfc
>>151043779Based google
Thoughts on the big 'mick unveiling?
>>151043693i'm on a cut thoughbeit
>>151043779wtf thanks for the virus asshole
>>151043731hate not evwn getting a captcha for no reason
>ch.7 brisbane news tonight50% Lions 47% broncos and some murder on the gold coast
thanks for sharing
>>151043926no but steven bane
You're an absolute fuckin asshole mate
what was the big mick reveal i actually did something yesterday so missed it
Ella :)
>>151044042You talkin' to me?
>>151043520anything by pat buchanan
>>151033896That's literally how he was described when he got drafted to Geelong. 'The Nick Daicos of Gaelic Football', so it's fair enough for commentators to still reference that.>Geelong drafted some Irish guy from Gaelic football>>He any good?>He's the Nick Daicos of Gaelic FootballIt seems accurate enough.Just double checked his wikipedia page to see when he started with AFL (2023). His personal stats are interesting.Gaelic - Height: 5 ft 11 in (1.80 m)AFL - Height: 182 cm (6 ft 0 in)He was 23 when he came over, so presumably was already fully grown when the Irish measurement was taken.
>>151044094why would someone want a soft poof to play for them
whos the will ashcroft of gaelic football?
>>151044054Nothing
>>151035560>mcluggage deserved it moreMcCluggage was well held. He only got into the game in the fourth quarter when Mullin was moved off him. Stat padded extremely well during junk time.
fuck brisbanefuck the grand finalfuck norm smith and his faggot ass medalfuck aflfuck sportsand fuck you
>>151037881Live near a maccas so i walked up street to get my free bigmac. mfw took a bite and then chucked it on the way out of the car park. Absolute disgusting slop, also how small they are now. Fucking shrinkflation
love brisbanelove the grand finallove norm smith and his faggot ass medallove afllove sportsand love you
fuck brisbanefuck the grand finalfuck norm smith and his faggot ass medaland fuck you
>>151044116You must have missed it.
>>151040363>Paying money to watch an Aussie choke it away again>There isn't even any dramaYeah, nah.
>trade week/s doesn't start til next weekbugger
>>151044172It was literally nothing, I read every 3400+ message posted
>>151044183Any quality in there?
>>151044187Slam Dic Kon me
>>151043520https://audiobookbay.lu/abss/bweird-scenes-inside-the-canyon-david-mcgowan/
the mick was, in fact, just talking about the mick
>>151044187Eh, was interesting when international randoms started coming in once it got stuckied. Some nice, some rude
Always liked Brisbane because they have an aesthetic guernsey.
>>151044208Interested to know how long the sticky read took less toilet breaks
>>151044215their primary colour is maroon which is always dogfuck, if they had any taste they would just use the shitzroy kit, but for some dumb fucking reason gayfl clubs have a mortal fear of wearing shorts that are a different colour to their jumper. fucking retards
>172 days until the next seasonI miss footy already /b/rosI always hate this half of the year
>>151044249>away team white shortsokay faggot
>>151044262AFLW is still on
cant wait for opening round
>>151044262>Wheres the homo arse fisting fag poster when you need it?
>>151044267what? fitzroy wore blue shorts and a red jumper you fucking imbecile
>>151043681Umpires kept Brisbane in the game.Well umpired first half calling infringements that they saw. At half time someone got in their ear about the count needing to be level so during the third they started ignoring everything Geelong and blowing everything Brisbane.Third quarter went at least 5-0 to Brisbane for frees at the start, ignoring all their holds and front on contact.Complete stitch job.
i wanna cock (cock)i wanna cock (cock)i wanna cock (cock)i wanna cock (cock)(pic related is from the music video)
whats got nrlsperg so riled up today
aflw have shown that white shorts are unnecessary in almost every case
When's the revived SOO game?
>I was merely pretending to be a sovcit idiothttps://www.instagram.com/catman.cats.troy/reel/DPIxWQ0kbSV/?hl=en
fitzroy wore maroon too you idiot
>>151044293>aflw have shown that football skills are unnecessary in almost every caseFIXED
>>151044300>two days he was so confident about his shatters>T-THE FINALS SYSTEM IS RIGGED!!!!!!
>>151044288Not him but>bane won by 50+ points>blaming the umpsthe absolute state of your cope
>>151044295valentines day
NSW customers are in full cope mode>>151043732>>State of Origin>robbed in game 2>>NSW loses in AFL>who cares>>NSW loses in NRL>Worth it to stop Penrith
mad how the best player in the afl is a queenslander
>>151044306didn't they change some vfl club uniforms for b&w tv because everything looked black? demons went middle blue for a decade
>>151042764>>151043773I believe they normally went to one Billy Brownless' bar, but Dangerfield said they've been hanging out at the Curnow's establishment as of late, so who knows.People take pictures of the costumes as they arrive, but nothing inside. It's a pretty good relationship.
SHUT THE FUCK UP ABOUT NRL
>>151044326god the eagles gurnsey horrendouslooks like a big sack
>>151044334no, make me
>>151044345you fucked with the wrong guy arsehole
>>151044324shit, wrong post reply>>151044301
>>151044342eagles kit is kino that guernseys just too big for himmust have borrowed it from your mum
>>151044311Grand finals end in a blow out more often than not when one team stops believing, so the final margin is irrelevant. When the game was there for the taking, the umpires were gifting it to Brisbane.Neale getting cleaned up front on in a marking contest was ignored.Dangerfield being rag dolled by his arm out of a marking contest ignored.Zorko rushing a behind under absolutely no pressure was ignored.That's 3 goals (or at least 1.2) ignored early in the third quarter. Who knows what would've happened from there if the umpires were unbiased.
>>151044311>geelong gets majority of frees bay a margin in first half>scores even at half timeyep had nothing to do with jizz cameron breaking his arms
>>151044376>Who knows what would've happened from there if the umpires were unbiased.Bane would have won by 30 points instead of 50, lol
>>151044376>holding!!!!! geelong>17-4 geelongs way when the game was on the line
>>151044359The thing is, it doesn't look too big for him around the waist area. Around the lower breast area it's super wide?
>>151044309the guy is a cross dressing fagtrannys are mentally ill before they start their cheer squad addiction. its just continual attention whoring 101
>>151044382yeah the cut of the jumper is fucked
is it safe to say that geelong are done?
>>151044386yep id rather have the dogs list
>>151044385>castoreuseless fucken pomshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hmPc6emWjow
>>151044376Nah thats bullshit. Umps were keeping geelong in the game by not applying the same standard of umpiring to both teams.Yeah the free kicks were probably there for geelong but when geelong infringed in marking contests and held players without the ball it simply wasnt paid for Brisbane whereas it was for Geelong. Umps were keeping Geelong in the game, most of their goals came from frees or one kick from a free. Second half they simply umpired evenly.
bailey probs should have had 6 goals in the first half 2bh
>>151044386yeah snus bane gf next year
>>151044379Brisbane went skiing when Geelong lowered their head.If it was a 7 point game instead of a 25 point game, things would've remained contested.>>151044380Brisbane were dirty as fuck.Even the biggest chucklefucks who go '>17-4' can't point to a Geelong free in that period that wasn't there.Rubber banding shouldn't exist in umpiring.By using the free kick count as some sort of gospel means that players can go the fist and start punching people and after the free kick count is 50-0 punching people can't be called a free again, plus the puncher's team would get soft frees to try to even the count.Umpires blinked and squibbed the contest by trying to make the count even instead of just calling the game naturally.
>>151044200>david-mcgcould i make the tix anymore obvious iykwim haha
>geelong gave up going 4 goals downfucking lmao
>>151044430>tixmeant fiz
went for a daytrip to York today and I was absolutely fucking livid with how many jeets there were, fucking busloads of them and they were looking at the real estate agent advertisements too, can't even go 2 hours away from a capital city and not see jeets, fucking disgusting
>>151044440meant fix ffs
>>151044425i can think of numerous occasions they missed an obvious free to brisbane and then 2 seconds later paid a "technically" free kick to geelongso you arent wrong just missing the point
>>151044407>Second half they simply umpired evenly.>5-13Am I doing it right?
>>151044425fuck up scatman
>>151044431Hey, you know that score it took you 3 quarters to reach? Yeah, well you need to kick half of that in the next quarter without letting your opponent score. kkthx.
>>151044447and if you try to fight back against the kalergi plan you are... LE GLOWIE!
>>151044468Freak
>mogs you
>>151044451yeah, geelong got tired and frustrated and gave a heap of frees away bane were fresh as. umpired evenly
>>151044447what the fuck were they doing therereminds me of the time I was camping with mates at lane poole reserve and a busload of jeet tourists turned up at the swimming spot and they all had lifejackets on just to stand near the water lol
what was the asterisk this year
>>151044493All teams were frauds.
>>151044447isn't easy under albanese
>ynr people unironically thought geelong would be the 2025 afl premiers
>>151044447Indian and Chinese both make up ~17% of the global population (35% total). So 1/3 people are a chink or jeet.It's only natural that you see them everywhere, because they are everywhere. They will outbreed the other races, they will currify the other races.The end game for the human species is some kind of super chinkjeet hybrid.
>>151044288>Umpires kept Brisbane in the game.This is some absolute mega cope.
>>151044489>what the fuck were they doing therefucking beats me but there were 3 or 4 of those giant white tourist buses parked up on the main strip, fucking animals all of them.
on the>just fuck my shit upscale, which was worse, sydney 2024 gf, or geelong 2025 gf?
>>151044493https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2024_AFL_draft#2024_national_draft
any bald in
>>151044522>super chinkjeet hybrid.nothing super about it. It's just gonna be a permanent underclass of browns who are already used to the caste system being ruled over by neo-feudal tech elites
>>151044532is it worse to be completly btfo from start to finishor for scores to be level at half time and then get btfo by the same margin in a half
>>151044288You think Geelong only commited 4 infringements against Brisbane players in the entire first half?
>>151044484this is a very strange man
>>151044532Geelong v Sydney 2022, they got made KWAB all over the field
>>151044425Pathetic sore loser.
>>151044539it's even worse than thatgeelong trailed by just 1 point with 5 minutes to go until 3 quarter time, everyone thought this was going to be a nailbiter like 2023
when will geelongs 115 charges be exposed?or are they wayy too protected where nothing will happen to them>?
>>151044425lohmann was held at least 4 times in the first half and got nothingholding the man free kicks were 9-0 you spastic
>>151044532whichever one where Hannebery got poleaxed like a bitch mid tackle in the air, don't even know who won
you thought yesterday was wild remember 2021 the wogs were leading and lost by way more
>>151044536
>>151044569covid meme flags dont exist
>>151044569this is worse because geelong were strong favourites at $1.60wogs were outsiders at $2.20 and expected to lose
>>151044532>>151044539Quarter.This grand final was more like 2021, but without the 'big' leads during the first half.
it shows how shit most players are that some 19-20 year old can rock up and the best player straight away.
how does david king wake up and even think its acceptable to be paid for his opinions after he suggest bane shoud sack fagan for scott last year
>>151044532>>151044568this onehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LXTnZJTAyc0
I'm so full. Why did I eat two sandwiches instead of one?
>>151044584only in a team with already established great players to support them. daicos or ashcroft would be nothing if they started in north or west coast.
IFyou need a headband to play footyTHENyou should get a fucking haircut
>>151044586He didn't learn his lesson either and went all in on Geelong. He was acting like it was a foregone conclusion.
>>151044522>chinkjeet hybridthey're called nepalese or burmese and thankfully most are buddhists
some juicy multis to be won yesterday if you weren't a retarded cucktorian blindly thinking geelong would win because muh victoria muh vfl.
>>151044532Sydney for sure. Geelong kept it closer for longer and those Dempsy junktime goals saved them sone embarassment.
>>151044594>was a decade plus 1 ago>Gunston still kicking goals
>>151044546If you want to be generous, it could've been about +2? So 17-6.Watching it by eye, I never really saw a issue with the umpiring in the first half. Shannon Neale's arm chop was the only one where it was a 50/50. Nothing obvious was missed on either side.It was only when the freekick count was shown that people started getting riled up.
>>151044619clugg was like 2.20 for 21 disposals loleasy multi value
>>151044623>Gunston still kicking goalsthere isn't a person alive who saw gunston's 2025 season coming. utterly ridiculous what he did this year
>>151044608>daicos or ashcroftThose two are significantly better than most players their age and were at junior level too. They'd still be good on a shit team the same way Sheezel stands out at the Roos. One player isn't enough to turn around a team though.
>>151044557most cats players were just standing around trying not to poo their pants at that point
>>151044627accept the loss you seething disingenuous faggot premiership window status: closed
70-7 in a quarter of footy is giga KWABworse than sydney last year, on par with 2021
>>151044565>lohmann was held at least 4 times in the first half and got nothingDon't recall seeing anything egregious regarding that. So maybe? But nothing really sticks out.Do recall seeing him get kneed in the temple, have blood streaming all down his head and never getting a head injury assessment though.>holding the man free kicks were 9-0 you spasticBrisbane's deliberate tactic of holding the man was called out? Amazing.Ended up working as the umpires got pooey undies and let them get away with it in the second half.
cameron broke his arm on purpose to save facewas getting mogged by gardner
>>151044640ok but sheezel isn't even brought up in the conversation of 'best players'
>free kicks have to be even!biggest brainlet take
We're in here, last of the climbing championships, men's final nowhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K5zPa1YBZ9Y
For me?
>>151044665>menmmm nah. SHALL go back and watch the u18 women
>>151044586>>151044612It wasn't so much for Brisbane, but rather he hates Geelong and would do anything to weaken them.
you dont get beaten like that and play finals next yearcya cats
>>151044621they folded way harder and faster than sydney did once brisbane put the foot to the throat
geelong finna miss finals or go out first weekthe gf belting curse spares none
>>151044630Tex Walker was completely cooked like 5 years ago before his resurgence. So it can happen.But yeah, whether it happens the following year is a huge questionmark.
>>151044653and the last 3 cats goals were brisbane no effort enjoying the premiership
have the media spastics every looked more retarded than their seething over neale being named the sub?
>>151044288Except most of the frees given to brisbane in the 3rd amd 4th quarters were for random infractions that happened 10 seconds earlier and bane already had the ball well and truly in their control
wheres tanner
Alf on 20 20 hindsight watch
>>151044447York WA? Some ancestors settled there/helped establish that back in the 1830s. Very sad
>>151044726yeah WA
was geelong's deliberate team tactic of holding the man, having multiple players exclusively dedicated to pinching and other dog nonsense, cribbing the mark, entering the protected area after a mark and flopping all over cunts after a successful mark so their backline can catch up called out?
smith needs to practice semen retention before big games
>>151044652Yes? Geelong never really fired a shot, lost and are unlikely to be a serious contender again for a while.Will probably make finals for a few years still but making up the numbers for the most part.Doesn't change a thing I've said though.
we call geelong's miraculous ability to consistently avoid being held accountable "coaching brilliance", champ
>>151044730I’m pretty sure if immigrants settle in ‘rural’ areas it’s easier for them to move, like less years until you can apply for permanent residency or something but I can’t remember exactly what it was. They get extra points towards something. Friend from tassie was talking about it. There’s some on his street in the most random location.
Shit is protruding from my anus as I write.
>Fages gave his 2024 premiership medal to McInerney>Gives his 2025 medal to BerryBased
>>151044769mcinerney is a coward if he doesnt give it back now
>>151044684Sydney got stomped from the start which is a lot worse than giving up once the game becomes near impossible to win.>>151044698>finna miss finalsLiterally missed finals in their rebuild year of 2023 (12th).
I got a free "hard rated" branded stubby from the bottle'o
>>151044751Someone send this to Chris Scott RIGHT NOW
>>151044769Berry has already won a flag though, not like he has missed out, interesting
>>151044719Looks like his finger will finally be healed in October/November. If it doesn't get healed then, it's probably career over.But yeah, the more information comes to light, the more it's looking like his finger was never injured in the first place.
>>151044771I'm sure if he tried Fages wouldn't take it. Fages has his premiership coach medals anyway.
they want to pollute rural areas as well(not just major cities), they know that White flight is real and they want to destroy it.
My partner has BPD and is emotionally abuse. Love her too much to leave. What do?
>>151044751>>151044781Chris Scott is a master coach and already knew.Just as Clarkson made his abo players get abortions, Scott made Smith publicly friendzone the instathot single mother during the Brownlow.
peter daicos and marcus ashcroft should donate their seed to aflw players
>>151044785He would've played had his shoulder not popped out again and he's one of Fages' favourite players. No player wants to miss playing in a premiership, even if they already have one.
remigration is inevitable when you think about it
>>151044814That’s difficult, how bad is it? Fight everyday sort of thing?
>>151044814BPD girls are easy as fuck you minipulate and control if you know what your doing
>we are geelong>the greatest team of all
>>151044821Based
>>151044814Are the rumours of crazy pussy true?
>>151044815>womeme ruin Geelong's flag chancesScott WILL only be drafting MGTOW players in future
Collingwood may be prelim maestros, but at least they know how to play the game
>>151044762beyond grim, need India v Pakistan to kick off again and bbq some jeets
which AFL players are confirmed incels?
>>151044839Crisp
>it seems this game is a tense, close affair that neutrals are enjoying, and looks likely to go down as one of the best grand finals of all time>let's all get pooey undies and get cunted by 10 goalswhy do teams do this?
>>151044814leave her, BPD chicks just wear you down and destroy your life. You don't love her, you're addicted to the drama is creates and the fact that your issues don't have to be centre stage, go and find a halfway normal bitch
>>151044840Butters, Elliott, Sheezel
>>151044840that one Lions player who was talking about Sandy Hook being a hoax
>>151044840probably all the manlet ones that wear those helmets
>>151044840If Ben brown and lingy can get roots, anything is possible
>>151044852>it seems this game is a tense, close affairThe Brisbane Bailey was something like 1.6.If he kicked straight the game was over at quarter time.So whilst the scoreboard was close, Brisbane were kinda dominating.
>>151044840eric hipwood is involuntarily celibate (because he is attracted to children, who he cannot have contact with)
>>151044866He's become a roided gymcel who that checks out lol
will brunhs finger be healed by next year
>>151044866What’s his name again?
>>151044878where did the hipwood pedo meme come from? i want to see the deets
>>151044878kys
>>151044878interesting scoop mate
>>151044828patriot
currently going through the old threads reading all the posts saying geelong are unbeatable and will win by 60+kek
>>151044888>memehe is banned from going on school visits after a few "incidents". club and afl house rugsweepers went to work
>>151044814leave her. my ex was the same and i was lucky to get out of there without serving serious time.
>>151044900not legal hsgfs?
Heard from a friend of mine who doesn’t even watch football that Jordan De Goey gets girls black out drunk at bars in Adelaide and then takes them home with him (he remains sober). Is apparently notorious for this
>>151044886Rhys mathieson
>>151044866>>151044880>>151044886Is that Rhys Mathieson?Last report he was being investigated by ASADA for being a natty.
Bit suspicious all these Youi ads started the year Bane won their hip and only becoming more common
>>151044904What was your ex doing to you? How did it start?
>>151044920>visible delt striationsnot natty
>>151044915this is how 90% of guys get laid btw
>>151044920he got banned from playing in the QAFL cause they caught him
>>151044915Wait? Is this illegal?
>>151044909don't reckon they were aye
>>151044920Oh this utter faggot. Use to call himself Rhys the Beast even though he barely got a game most weeks
>>151044931based rapecunt
I work at a school and we have to watch tradies like a hawk when they come on-site.
>>151044935Yes
Flaming hot cheetos have come back with a vengeance.
>>151044915>get blind drunk in adelaide>wake up in melbourne with semen leaking from your holesimagine being them
matho was always really nice toy autistic cousin at training and even sought him out after a game when they did the ball handouts and even found mumza for the mumza day flowers giveaway and I will not hear a bad thing said about him
>>151044951GIWTWMBut seriously, with how awful most men are, I'm surprised how many women still drink.
>>151044958Nice of Rhys to be nice to dollcunt
>>151044951Darcy Moore after Gather Round
>>151044967HOWLING
>>151044935only if they wake up with regret
>>151044967kek
>>151044951>with semen leaking from your holes
Use to have a competition with mates in school where we’d wank each other off and the first one to cum would lose and be deemed a faggot
>>151044981how does this worki only cum once
>>151044987>>151044994
>>151044987Big Collingwood fan btw
>>151044987crisp xaverian
>>151044888Look at his facial structure.
>>151044966>dollfucker deader than RC
>>151044987what swans player are you?
Does RC still post here? Haven’t really been active here since 2023. How about dollfucker and CartCunt? ToyCunt? TheatreCunt?
>>151044987Really regret not having gay experiences in high schoolI was super attracted to my best friend but was too afraid of his dad walking in on us to ever fuck his sweet, sweet, smooth bum
Did I miss Bounce?
>>151044888piejeet didn't have anything else to go with so he's been forcing it as a response to the moore and daicos ribbing, same with his vpn shenanigans and the ridiculous discord shite.
>>151044924she was my crush from hs. we caught up randomly years later and became a thing. she would lead me on and deny sex for days at a time until i'd lose my mind and basically rape her. she'd do this on purpose. eventually it became the only way we'd have "sex" which was more like fuck-fighting. i mean she'd blow me everyday but actual sex required this retarded game that would sometimes go for like a week or more. it was fucking exhausting and not "me" at all. but she loved it.and then there was the constant lying and manipulation. just weird lies that were completely unbelievable like one day she told me she witnessed someone jump to their death out of a building in the city.and then she would breakdown and stay in bed for days on end and her place would just be full of trash and cat shit. man she was pretty though.
>>151032116i took a photo earlier today where I had the same aura around me looked incredible>>151037329honestly if I'm up real late sober i wake up feeling like i have a hangover now>>151038900>>151038985hes been a great player for us but this last year his heart has clearly been elsewhere, not playing up to his standards. that being said sad to see him go>>151040961fucking this
>>151045021
>>151044915Feel sorry for the girls. Imagine trying to process all of that when the guy you're with wont shut up about his pool.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SG4JWyRp_I8
Hard pill to swallow: The lions are soulless
how long until this general just becomes one guy replying to himself during the off season?
>>151044946Makes sense. Easier to watch them than the 200 girls trying to jump them.
>>151045040This but every Victorian club.
>>151045043>becomes
>>151044946nonce
>>151045040Hard because it's not true. They have an amazing culture and very likable, interesting players.
>>151044878Why must the anti-Hipwood poster slander an innocent man like this? What did Hipwood do to him?
>>151045043There's at least 3 of them, it's very grim.
>>151045040every expansion team is, except for port
>>151045059She looks quite young, I wonder what school she goes to.
>>151045040
>>151045089>unironicallyStopped reading here.
>>151045089Left: LionsRight: Cats
>>151045028>My girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me so I raped her>Kept raping her all the time>She saw someone suicide in the city. I told her she was crazy>When she finally broke down from constantly being raped and gaslit into thinking she was crazy, I dumped her>lolYou sound like a real catch.
>>151045101this
>>151044935Turn yourself into police now.
>>151045058Their first threepeat was from the carcas of fitzroy, their recent flags are from academy nonsense.
>>151044774nice
>>151038985>>151045029If he leaves, does that mean Steven may stay?
>>151045125Steven May
>>151045118kys coping loser. You will never be happy.
>>151045108This. If you're raping someone, you're in an abusive relationship. This may be hard for you FUCKHEAD SPASTICS to grasp.
>>151045059>flat chest>no hipsUh...
>>151045135:)
>>151045140the footy wag special
kinda wish it was a close gf with a controversial decision so we could sperg for a few more days
>>151045059I wonder what her vagina looks like?
How old would you guess she is now
>>151045157Enormous clit.
>>151045157smooth, symmetrical, bubblegum pink and a grip that'd rip your cock off
>>151045157small, neat little slit, no labia, never had a single pubic hair
>>151045159Nice of Hipwood to take his niece to the prom.
>>151045165That sounds like a pre pubescent girl
>>151045059Very puffy hands. 3/10.
Any time a club other than mine wins the premiership that win is soulless and doesn't count because of reasons.
i'm hungry like a wolf
Only spastics complain about the northern academies.
>virgins describing vaginasKek
>>151045159quite, given hipwood's fuckoff tall. moore being a poof and statistically a likely kiddy fucker eally hurts you, huh?
>>151045136Nah, mate. She was hot for it.
https://twitter.com/i/status/1971822981648437716it was at this moment the gand final was lost by the cats. jizzer breaks his arm even more than the first break. what a bunch of idiots, especially scott who is now blaming the rules for his bad coaching effort
loins fans coming to terms with their * flag
>>151045193What team do you support?
>>151045193name five AFL flags that were not asterisks flags
>>151045202Collingwood Magpies
>>151045193It's their first year watching, give them a break.
>>151045192neale's goal which utterly mindfucked scotto was it for me
Forgot something important.Three word analysis.Brisbane Lions? Geelong?
>>151045204Essendon 2000Brisbane 2003Geelong 2007Geelong 2011Brisbane 2024
the virgin whinging about the sub rule vs the chad sub on a player at half time and then losing another one to concussion with no sub
>>151045204every year except the last 2
>>151045089see>>151023980OP image peak sovl
>>151045204Asterisks means:No academyNo father/sonNo priority pickNo COLA?>>151045218Will need to double check Essendon 2000, but doubtful.
>>151045218>Drugs>Muh cap>Drugs + expansion >Muh cademies
>>151045228Neale is worth 5 subs tbf
>>151045089>poor use of english grammaryep u25 zoomer logic incoming or femoid
sorry subway, but i'm not trying your hot dog sub
>>151045238>>151045242Behold, the most autistic posters on /afl/
>>151045204iggs 1992iggs 1994iggs 2006iggs 2018iggs 2026
>>151044814just so you know ALL bpd sluts cheat on you. your's already has
>>151045260crisp
My arsehole is BURNING
IFyou play almost all of your games in VictoriaTHENyour flag has an asterisk simple as
>>151045238rigging too so dogs 2016 is a massive asterix
>>151044793The AFL will make copies for faggs. Even the olympics make spare gold medals
The lions are getting ANOTHER top 5 pick this draft by the by.
>>151045260DrugsDrugsDrugsDrugsDrugs
>>151045258Sub dogs are elite
>Open pack of chips>Only half full>Eat half of it>Only 1/4 of the pack leftThis is bullshit.
>>151045273are these players actually top 10 or are other clubs bidding out of spite to force an early match
Reckon Fages doesn't really do much and big stewie dew is the real mastermind.
So horny
>eat a pizza>eat a bag of chips>masturbate to crossdressing porn>call it a night
>>151045290Utterly crisp
>>151045213yep that too. why they didnt just sit cameron on the bench in case they ran out of players is 100% dumbfuckery by geebong
bane era
What is cross dressing porn
you could have just said pornthere was no need to be specific
>>151045205>2023>Only 6 interstate games one of which was gather round>14 H&A games at the MCG>two father-sons>one academy playersorry, fella, that's a big *
>>151045297fuck wilmot is that young? I had no idea.
>>151045192what the fuck is this
>>151045299he wants to normalise his degeneracy
>>151045298Black men having sex with waxed white men dressed in skirts
>>151045279It's the subway bread thats shit.>made in NZ>frozen for 12 months>costs 11cents to make
Jaspa flechling
normalise being normal
grr it's those bloody father sons again! like... scarlett... hawkins... ablett... other ablett...
shane woewodinmatt priddisollie winesmatt rowell
>his club doesn’t have a successful breeding program
Has anyone won a grand final recently without some father son rort?
>>151045297The next 5 or so years will be between them and Gold Coast.Should really be hosting the grand final at the gabba again if it's an all queensland final.
>>151045321GAJ was pick 40 something, every team had the chance to draft him
What if the non footy family players simply outskill the father-son players
>>151045287He's only working in brisbane because he bought a house in Blogan City when they were 30% cheaper while suns coach
>>151045281Those fractions don't add up
>>151045342What a relentlessly shit era for the dying sport that is australian rules football. Good riddance.
>>151045334Don't think we've ever had a father son.
>>151045363bens cousin
>>151045357This, no wonder NRL is making huge inroads in Victoria.
>>151045108>>151045136after the very first time we had sex the first thing she asked me was to go beat up her ex bf. you have no idea what you're talking about. lmaoing at you whiteknighting though.
>>151045363waterman ya berk
if a 100 gamer got cucked but raised the kids his own sons would the be eligible for father son
Reckon I might give the new 'mick a spin for the NRL grand final as well.
>>151045287Lions had already played in a grand final and four successive finals campaigns before Dew came to the club. I'm sure he's helped but I also doubt he's the mastermind of their success.
conspiracy: lachie never tore his calf it was all mind games from the beginning
Richmond 2017, 2019 and 2020 were all non * seasons. The only rort free grand final wins in the last decade and then the Geelong president joined the afl and changed the rules to specifically stop them winning any more
not sure how anyone still eats at subway, probs havent been in a decade
if mainy didn't cark it zac might have turned out to be something better than a forward pocket for claremont
>>151045321>ScarlettWasn't highly regarded in the draft.>G. AblettWasn't highly regarded in the draft. Would've been a late second rounder sort of pick. Start of his career it was thought he was only picked/in the side because of his surname.>N. AblettNot really sure how he would've went. Gary was still a bit of a spud when Nathan was drafted, but Nathan was regarded as the more talented footballer. A real weird unit though, so might've slid pick wise.>HawkinsThis one is fair. He was expected to go top 3 in an open draft.>>151045343Nah. Back then for father/son picks you only needed to use a pick around 40. There was no bidding or matching, just a late pick.
>>151045369|>nrlthe same comp where the same 3 clubs win the preimiership for the last 10 yearsboy am i laughing
>>151045363Your All-Australian key forward was a father-son selection.
hawthorn and richmond flags dont countthey all beat a pissant interstate side who shat the bed on the big stage
Never knew GAJ wasn’t a highly regarded draftee
>>151045406who gives a fuck about "draft rating" cunt? ooh twomey said... fucking weitering and schache were highly rated you coping fuckhead. fuck off walking.
Every time the Pies lose a prelim the final is utter dogshit.They MUST get lifted across the line for the betterment of our sport
>>151045357>NRL expands to perth and PNG out of financial desperation.how many more international clubs to prop that dumb league?
I honestly believe if I put in the effort when I was young I would've had a better career than Gary Ablett, but I just couldn't be bothered
>>151045417he was drafted 77th to be fair
yeah right no one rated Son of God apparently. cats fans are utterly delusional.
>>151045287>stewie dew>6ft>90kg?doubt. has to be at least 130kg minimum
>>151045382Forgot about him because he was ill for so long and then finally reached his potential but fucked his shoulder.
>>151045440It's true though, he even took years to be come a good player.
>>151045372>She thought I was a violent thugPost your neck tattoos.
bit rude for judd mcvee to announce his desire for a trade todaycouldn't even let the lions have one day in the sun with the media
>>151045448you might be thinking of this brother, Alec
Yeah Judd fucking mcvee who no one has ever heard of is a bigger news story than the Brisbane lions. Had it with your spastic takes tonight, I'm fucking leaving this place
>rugbysperg posting itt becuase his nrl thread died alreadythat's some grim stuff huh faggot
>>151045467noooo don't go ;_;
>>151045467Please stay mate your opinion is valued.
>>151045467crisp pinball wizard
>>151045406>Wasn't highly regarded in the draft.Yes he was, you dumbass. He was the full back in the TAC Cup team of the year. He went late in the draft because back then clubs only had to give up a token late pick to secure the player, coincidentally introduced the same year Scarlett was available to Geelong. Before that father-sons like Dustin Fletcher just went straight to their club as pre-draft selections.
>Not below the shoulderShould've been a free to brisbane
chud mcvee
>>151045389Yeah, idk how you can do your calf then kick 9 clearances in a grand final. >>1510453932020 is a * because of 16 minute quarters and the umpiring in the Port prelim was a tad dodgy. Otherwise I agree Richmond were elite and AFL house sabotaged them.
>>151045428Why did you reply to my post
nanny mcphee soundin ass
>>151045437So they only count if they're good? If a team uses a first round pick on a player that ends up no good do they get another selection at a later draft because the other player doesn't count as a first round pick?
>>151045502I'm just saying the father son selection for him was kinda pointless because no one else would have drafted him. It's not the same as an ashcroft situation where no one else has a chance.
>>151044946why? they gonna be up a ladder and catch you diddle some kid?
tl;dr because picks theorising and draft watching is for nonces like barrett:IF your father/son becomes a gablett typeTHEN it's cheating HOWEVER IF your father son becomes a casey voss typeTHEN it's all good
>>151045114but how could Jake consent?
get the feeling some of you have never been with a woman
>>151045488>holding>sling tackletake your pick
>>151045526FUCKINGT H I S
WE MUST SECURE THE EXISTENCE OF OUR PEOPLE AND A FUTURE FOR WHITE CHILDREN!
>>151045272Yeah, probably. Still a nice gesture though.
Going to leave this general and not come back. Time to move on, time to grow up, time to get a job.
>>151045526trvke
>>151045526that's specious reasoning
I really liked uncut gems, reckon some of you should watch it and learn something.
>>151045422It matters when you're complaining about father/sons.A father son that was picked purely because they are a former club's player's son (Mark Blake, Oscaar Brownless, Gary Ablett Jnr, Osca Riccardi, Josh Daicos, sort of thing) is completely different to a player that is expected to go pick #1-10 (Hawkins, Nick Daicos, Ashcrofts) but get to a specific club due to their family connections.No one really cares about the spuds being picked with father/son. If they come good, it's great.Some retards will use it as a reason to complain about father/son after the fact, pretending as if they would've picked them if they were available, but that's bullshit.It's the high quality players who are locked away that cause the real dislike for the policy.tl;dr:Josh Daicos father/son selection = GoodNick Daicos father/son selection = Bad.
>>151045526this is retarded logic because if you became someone hell good like an Ablett type you can believe that in this day and age not only would your father be coaching you on the sidelines at little league the club itself would be keeping an eye on you and molding you into the best player you can be from day 0 considering you are a free pick. Why wouldn't they? but also yes Barrett is a fucking worm
same but uncut penises going into unshaven vaginas
>>151045593Not to mention the price that they pay for them is bullshit.
Take it to bigfooty you fucking nerds
wee-woo wee-woocock up arse alert
DO NOT FUCKING BEAT MY TEAM IN A GRAND FINAL
>>151045585I watched it and learned I want to fuck Julia Fox
*flag and brownlow this year
>>151045568none of this is true
>>151045630Her fake ass is so gross.
>>151045630Her ass (ass) was fake btw
Just about time for a hot fudge sundae
>>151045637>>151045647Based GayCHADS
Uncut Ass
>>151045653>hot fudge sundae
>>151045593draft speculation is retarded as is claiming clubs, coaches and development programs are interchangeable. oh no you didn't use a top ten pick on a player that didn't want to be at your club, much sad.
>>151045655There's a reason why this ass is good and Julia Fox's fake flesh-diaper ass is not.
reminder that i have the worst posture of anyone itt
>>151045672Shieet
>>151045666>hot fudge sundae
St Kilda are a 152 year old club, surely they have had some good father/son picks.
>>151045679roll your shoulders back
>>151045688ohh nice dubs
>>151045440Think it was Cameron Ling who told this. Might be wrong on the players.Gary Ablett (watching West Coast, maybe Judd): I really wish we had someone like that.Ling: We do. It's you.Gary Ablett: . . .
Father son rule isn't so overpowered when you realise that the best players the 80s Hawthorn team reproduced was Will langford
>>151045450ablett was attracting the opposition's best tagger/small defender as early as his 2nd season zoom zoom
The grand final still had a 19 point margin at 3 QTR timeWhy did Geelong just roll over?
>>151045726because who the fuck cares about a game of football lmao
>>151045715Took him until his 6th season to get more than 5 brownlow votes and his first AA, no one knew he would be the best player of the modern era.
josh fuck sake
>>151045736Piss off mate
>>151045741he wasn't good until he went bald
>>151045718There has to be a more efficient way to melt butter.
Ruined my appetite Josh, you poofter.
>>151045745fuck you prick. you don't know what i fucking go through every day
>>151045806You should go through a wall you self pitying pussy.
>>151045806probaly go through a party size pack of doritos on your own and then some you sad, fat loser
the grand final wash up
>>151045715Can't say with certainty on that. He did spend his first season in the VFL though.
>>151045826>>151045844why are you always so fucking mean to me? i pour my heart and soul out on here and you throw it back in my ffuckin face. nah i'm done, get fucked
whats set him off
>>151045861pressure creates diamonds, the world will treat you worse than we will. we love you.t. your BPD girlfriend
>>151045865poo butter
>>151045865nrl dying again probably
I'd probably try butter out of Valentina's asshole but I'm not eating Froot Loops and milk out of someone's butt. That's just weird.
>>151045865People aren't circlejerking his banes enough for his liking.He doesn't understand most people stop caring within 30 minutes of the final siren.
>>151045865cats got utterly embarrassed
Fruit loops is a classic.
>>15104588730 is pretty generous, rekon it's a 10 second phone video of the final siren and then maybe another one of the winning team (if it's yours) rushing the stage with the cup then you're onto the next thing
>>151045869thanks mate that makes me feel much better in this cold and dark world we live in called earth
>yeah I'll go with no one cares about the granny>that'll stop them thinking I'm nrlsperg
>>151045741>>151045851his ability became clear very early on, you can watch old cats games from 03-04 on youtube he had all the tools, you can hear how the commentators talked about him and how much attention the opposition coaches paid to him. the only thing he didn't have was the huge possession numbers from later in his career
>>151045149seriously i swear most of them have that body typenot many with big bazongas (or thick at all)wtf are footy players doing
>diet not even a pig could tolerate>wonder why I have chronic diarrhoeaReally makes you think.
IF you don't wanna get buried alive or get tossed in the ground!!!!You better get off the ground, get off the ground!!!
We have a literal, unironic rapist in here, lads.
Le "granny" is for normie casuals. The real biggest days on the AFL calendar are Anzac day, anzac day eve, queens birthday and the showdown
>>151045988>falling for the larp
>>151045999King's Birthday now chud
>>151045999the big man returns... with trips...
>>151045966My foggy memory was lazy/selfish/didn't have the tank. But a quick check and he was leading the tackles, so yeah...
The only thing getting raped around here is my quivering arsehole after it begs me to stop sticking things up it.
>>151045821i love pussy hairwhen i come to power i'm going to make bushes illegal so the women all rebel and commit to never shaving or getting waxed again
time for some sunday night anime
>>151046058HOWLING
>>151046058imagine if there was a bus coming and she ran in front of it and got pancaked
>>151046058Was expecting the girl to be peeing, didn't see that popstick bottom of frame. Tiny.
>bannedHe's only going to come back stronger.
>>151046091and in greater numbers
>>151046064Agree with this.With pubic hair the torso is broken up into constant erogenous zones.When the pubic hair is shaved the torso loses that breaking up effect and becomes a really long looking sausage. Very unappealing.
/bane/ went from perennial chokers to the greatest team of this decade so far in two years
Another diarrhoea and sleep. Night, lads.
>>151046147Respect his culture, mate. He probably had a sexual emergency.
You worthless dogfucking spastic losers gonna make a new fucking thread yet or nah?
>>151046159>sexual emergencykek
>>151046023well the stats show he was a contested ball gun from day one, and he mostly won it in dangerous positions across half forward using his agility to burst into space. it wasn't until his 5th year that he averaged even 10 uncontested possessions, and that's when he became the GOAT
>>151046221can tell you're a virgin, women have such overwhelming power in the court system it would blow your mind. The whole reason they divorce rape men is because they can get more money (resources) from the state, through courts, than they ever could from one man
>t. larping virgin
fagan outcoached le ebin genius master coach chris scotttaggers were worked around or just plain beatenneale sub was a masterstrokestarcevich and gardiner completely negated dangerfield and cameronah chee on dempsey quelled his influence, only got some cheap goals late once the celebrations started
>>151046266scott brings in stanley for the grand finalscott then goes one of my forwards has a broken arm but I wont sub him out for another forward I have as subI'll sub of stanley
>>151046289and he'd done absolutely fuck all (as usual against an actual backline) up to that point, bizarre there was such reluctance from scotto
>>151046266>taggers were worked around or just plain beatenMullin kept McCluggage well held while he was on him.O'Connor shat on Rayner. Rayner had more clangers than disposals for most of the game.Not sure who Atkins as on. He was pretty invisible, so fair enough.>neale sub was a masterstrokeNot sure why this is being hyped up? Why not start him if he was so dominant? Didn't trust him to make it through a game?>starcevich and gardiner completely negated dangerfield and cameronDodgy Brownlow vindaloo to thank for that.>ah chee on dempsey quelled his influence, only got some cheap goals late once the celebrations startedDempsey did okay at the start and stat padded at the end. Was well held in the middle.>>151046289>scott brings in stanley for the grand finalForced to due to the afl banning his best player.
>i can't sub out my key forward who was playing like shit when fully healthy, now that he literally has one arm hanging off, he might magically start playing well>i definitely don't have a forward who came on as sub and kicked 4 goals in a few minutes this very season
>>151046289>>151046323Leaving Cameron out was insane, I think Scott legit froze out of fear.
>>151046323scott then blames the sub rule for the loss rather than him making the biggest coaching blunder ever by keeping on a guy with a broken arm
>>151046334mccluggage took an uncontested mark inside 50 while mullin was on him, kicked a goal and then the entire brisbane team mogged him while he complained to the umps for a free kick
>>151046266>le ebin genius master coach chris scottbro absolutely shit the bed this game, exposed even. He got hard carried by absolute elites of the game in Ablett and Selwood (and prime Danger) for a long ass time but his decision to keep a broken arm, ineffective Cameron in the rooms for like 17 minutes and not capatalize on the fact that Starcevich was off getting assessed HIA and push Dangerfield to do more just shows he had zero game sense, absolute fucking pretender coach who got gifted an amazing list for years that ran itself.
>>151046341If you touch an injured player's injury it's a free kick.If Scott somehow managed to get Zorko on Cameron he would've kicked 30.
>>151046334running mullin off his feet and making hay when he went to the bench was a deliberate tactic and got fucking laughed at by the whole team with his free begging. shat on comprehensively.
>>151046364stop coping, the cunt had to resort to sling tackles that weren't called (because Grand Final) because he only had one useable arm
>making a player you don't trust enough to bring into the game the subanother brilliant move by master coach chris scott
didn't luggage kick 4 goals from the midfield?
>>151046364when did they bring that in? trust scott to resort to dogshit like leaving a player on injured to bait frees.
I remember before the match geelong sissies saying that geelong and in particular their coaching staff had figured out football and their was no way Brisbane would win.
>>151046393well held by the irishman mind you
>>151046334>Not sure why this is being hyped up? Why not start him if he was so dominant? Didn't trust him to make it through a game?From the Sunday Footy Show interview I watched Neale said that Fagan came to him early in the week and said I will start you as a sub if you are up for it but Neale admitted he was doing very heavy recovery protocol shit like hyperbaric chambers and what not. Fagan also told him if things got out of hand early score wise he would put him in regardless or if it was "in the balance" like it was near half time he would do that also and asked for his ok. You just gotta flip the coin sometimes. Imagine if they started him in a Grand Final and did a Pendelbury in the first 5 minutes.Saving him to see how things played out and then injecting a top tier player when you need to smash glass for emergency was a good play. Easy to say it's good when they've won though
>>151046334>Why not start him if he was so dominant? Didn't trust him to make it through a game?because of match fitness you spastic, he'd only played 3 quarters in 8 weeks so they decided to give him a half to impact at 100% intensity17 touches, 7 clearances, a goal, 7 score involvements in a half, he absolutely destroyed the cats
>>151046362Yes? Mullin was sagging off half guarding a leading lane and a great pass + slightly slow reactions got it to McCluggage.+1 disposal, +1 goal from that.Ended up with 14 disposals, 1 goal in three quarters while Mullin was on him. Then had 12 disposals, 3 goals in a quarter when Mullin went elsewhere.>>151046374Thought he got switched to Charlie Cameron. Humphries couldn't keep up with him at the end.
>>151046418>>151046421also this, 3 quarters in 8 weeks going into a grand final is such a crapshoot
>>151046423Where elsewhere to did Mullin go onto the Norm Smith medallist?
>>151046334yeah would've been real good if you're the brissie midfield and five minutes into the second Neale's huffing and puffing like a spasoid because he's been sitting on the couch for two months, really would get you going. for a cunt that types up big statspewing posts you're not very analytical.
>play three taggers>get blown out by 10+ goals (junk time consolation goals not accounted for)KWAB
>>151046396Might've been from the Scott brothers banging into Nick Riewoldt many years back? Brisbane players were scum who used to do that.I recalled an incident with a broken hand, but seems the rule was already in place then (2010).>ST KILDA defender Steven Baker will miss the next nine weeks of football after a guilty misconduct verdict was added to his three striking charges on Tuesday night at the AFL tribunal. >The club challenged the misconduct offence for unnecessary contact with an injured player but failed to overturn the verdict, adding two matches to the seven he received for early guilty pleas to three striking charges.
>>151046463Riewoldt was a prissy faggot and shouldn't have been on the ground, dog cunt to try and blame fit players for your own retardation.
surprised so many people forgot about the QF rematch curseQF rematches are 5-1 for the loser flipping the script in the grand finalbane winning was obvious
ladsLADS
>>151046455So you're saying he wasn't fit? Big brain move playing him then.Smells like desperation really.
>>151046508>unpacking the gfcrisp me when my package arrives from novosibirsk
>>151046516fuck me a team with half it's starting side out is desperate, get this cunt on fireball
>>151046504Letting go of the cup first curse. 13-2Being on the left side of the photo. 7-1Sexa-digits meme magic. 1-0Brisbane were always going to win.
Chris ScottMiss ShotPiss HotKiss ScattList BoughtWins Squat
>>151046393Also set up 3 goals directly. Had a huge game.
>>151046463It was normal for players to test out injured opponents back in those days.Fremantle full back Parker did it to Fraser Gehrig after returning to playing after a lay off from a broken hand. Parker smashing Fraser's taped hand with his fist off play.Fraser though offered his hand up to Parker confident it had healed and played out the game without any issues.Also as for the Riewoldt incident Riewoldt went off with a suspected broken collar bone but was cleared by the doc's and decided to come back onto the field having received treatment the Scott brothers tested out his injury to see if he was actually able to play on and he wasn't and he went off.Players used to do this with guys that had strapped hamstrings and calves by trying to run off them and or burst out on the lead to test out an opponents lower leg injury trying to exacerbate it.Are you going to ban players from running off their opponents now?
It's a full contact sport with a sub available in case of injury or to be used tactically but I wanna be a hero like dermie and play out the match even though I know my injury renders me completely useless to my team.
>>151046571>Are you going to ban players from running off their opponents now?Running away doesn't involve physically interfering with your opponent. Running away is allowed in the game.Hitting/bumping your opponent is not (unless the ball is near).
We need to be fair. Jeremy Cameron with a broken arm was still more likely to have a positive impact than Rhys Stanley. Hell, Jeremy Cameron with a broken leg would be more likely to have a positive impact than Rhys Stanley.
>>151046629It's a full contact sport people bump other players all the time off the ball. Have you even watched afl they're constantly jostling for position?
>>151046654So they question is why bring Stanley into the team then?
>>151046463>Might've been from the Scott brothers banging into Nick Riewoldt many years back?kek I remember that, hell karma if so
>>151046508>>151046529based every poster here when the TEMU order arrives
>>151046759r/yourjokebutworse
>bunch of cats mids get old/retire/leave at the same time>cats drop out of the 8>dangerfield requests a trade to geelong>hawkins getting old>jeremy cameron comes to geelong as a free agent>dangerfield gets old>bailey smith requests a trade to geelong>cameron gets old>charlie curnow requests a trade to geelongChris Scott is the luckiest coach of all time
the downfall of chris is coinciding with the resurrection of brad. iykyk.
>>151046852he built a culture that players want to go though
>>151046852he's been given an Aston Martin with lifetime warranty and repair funds
>>151046889*inherited an influence and off-the-books funding network that players want to take advantage of
Sorry but surf farm is finished.
>>151046919100% this, when I found out Frank Costa stood up to Vietnamese Triads and told them to get fucked I knew the AFL would be a cakewalk, under the table Cotton On sponsorships are a cakewalk compared to Ding Biao and his machete gang
>2028: the scott brothers hold a presser where it is revealed they've been parent trap swapping places for decades.
>>151047014ackurate depiction of kaneo's firey """""career"""""
>>151047059ACK.....!!!
this discussion is boring, can we just fucking talk about nick daicos already? no negative comments please
nick straightcos, as he is affectionately known
>>151047155he can really lose a tag because he was invisible in the grand final
>>151046673Have you read the rules? Literally not allowed.
>>151047242ok champ
>>151046919Quite a lot of AFL players are country lads who would happily take a pay cut to avoid having to live in the big concrete shitholes.
>>151047316see>>151046946
>>151047335Hardly.2026 is the year of Marshall tapping it down to Worpel who handpasses it to Smith/Holmes who shank the kick.
>AAAHHHHH SAVE ME UMPSAMA
>>151046861Somehow Brad was better looking back then but now Chris is better looking. Must be the beard
watched the performance. old snoopy dog was a good get.glad the affle have started taking this entertainment thing seriously now. had some really embarrassing performances before thought they shoould have just canned the lot
always remember some bloke trying to fuck with Fraser Gehrig's hand injury and he just stuck it and said yeah have a go mate
>>151047422Having watched the qualifying final, Mullin should've gotten about 5 free kicks there.
>>151047422I don't follow either team but this when was I knew Lions were serious about getting it done. Fucking mick poof trying to talk to the umpire while getting mogged and none of his team mates come to help him KWAB all round
>>151047422They are literally bumping a player off the ball and the umpire is doing nothing I thought this wasn't allowed, what if he were injured?
>>151047422/weakmind/ poolong got absolutely rattled here by the brischads
>>151047422THIS >>151047484his teammates should have pulled ashcroft off him instead of looking away like a bunch of pussiesmy pies would never
>>151047476crisp
17-4
>>151047476how does he do it broshow is he so smug
>>151047512>>151047541yeah, hell vindicate of where Geelong players minds were at, all went into their shells individually, weren't playing for each other, probably had their heads hanging low and didn't even see the mick fuck getting mogged
>>151047422if i saw one of my teammates getting shoved around by 4 oppo after conceding a goal i'd run over and dump one of themfuck is wrong with the geelong players
>>151047476>carlton midevery time i think i miss subiaco i remember that was the only piss available there and quickly forget any nostalgic feelings
>>151047422brisbullies :(
would kill for that bratwurst cart who was often outside the eastern gates to return though.
>>151044522it's not natural for "skilled workers" to invade other nations unless they're actually skilled faggot
>>151047644>dump one of them*whistle*Free kick and shot at goal for the other team.
>>151047824Meanwhile approximately 12% of the millions of migrants brought into the country over the last three years have been skilled.
>>151047824>>151047869Ever considered that they're local? Plenty of immigrants have been here long enough to have first/second generation children who have grown into adults.
>>151048027
>>151047869when the point of the program is to bring in skilled migrants, when only 1 in 8 are actually skilled you're just proving my point
>>151047980>it's not an invasion if they're sleeper agentspost hand shlomo
Footy?
>>151048256Unless you're a first nation's person, you're also an invader.
>gay spam and depression>nothing wrong here>noticing why things are shit>uhh footy?
>>151047654based WABA
>>151048418glowies have been panicked for a long time, the more overt their control measures become (digital ID shit) the more you can take it as a sign they are panicked that the cattle are noticing. Enjoy it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PC22Lcxumgk
>>151047654been doing some geotech stuff next to subi oval, they want to put some giant apartment building on the empty lot on the western side where the stands were but it's like 45m of sand
>>151048596bro they need to put something there it's a fucking lot, can't believe it's just a shithole after I had so many good times there
>>151046345the post match presser he instantly went on the angry defensive like a bitch. he knows he fucked up with jizzer and should just own it
>>151046364gay. one of my juniors coach literally said its fair game. if you're too injured get off the fucking park
>>151024440bit sexist chud do better sweaty x
>>151046345>>151048774was he even thinking of subbing anyone else off but Stanley? Old mate key forward has a fucked arm and goes off for like 17 minutes and you're just fingering your arse in the meantime? sad. exposed as the fraud he always was
>>151047463this but clive churchill
>>151046401except meme magic already decided it>>151000000
>>151048414post literally any building muh first nations peepoos built that lasted more than 200 yearswe conquered those cuntsit was never stoleni'll waituntil i die
>>151048875>we conquered those cuntsSo you'll have no issues when Chang and Rahjeed conquer Australia.
>>151048875post the building
Post literally any Australian state that has a >2.1 fertility rate per woman.Chang and Rahjeed will replace you.They will take your women.They will take your daughters.You will die.
>>151048469You don't know how this works. It's a generational attack. The aren't trying to put the genie back in the bottle they are trying to stop gen A and all the next generations from getting access to independent information via social media. Millennials are old enough to remember an internet without social media so it was kinda like the wild west so they could get unfiltered information from old bbs forums and random video websites as well as other websites. Back in obama's day he floated the idea of throttling the internet having only certain sites accessible but never went through with it.Zoomers grew up with leftists teachers and leftist controlled social media but when elon bought twitter that fucked it all up. The schools didn't care so much about education rather than creating leftists.So yeah it's the old adage "get em while they're young" they want school kids to only have access to state controlled information sources.So just imagine the next generations to be like zoomers but much worse.In all those commie hell holes when the revolution happened it was the young people that were the ones revolting and killing, imprisoning, struggle sessioning older people because the older people had knowledge of how things were before the revolution and therefore are a threat to the newly appointed government after the revolution was successful.Eventually they want to destroy the nuclear family and kids are just taken from mother's at birth and put into state brainwashing farms to create obedient workers for the """state."""The great reset is real and they are on a timeline around 2030 is when they will openly push for global control. Right now they are doing things semi-covertly but once they start getting what they feel is unassailable control of the west in particular the U.S. then they will be more overt with their plans.>tldr they want to brainwash kids at young age on state controlled information
>>151049043if you think I'm gonna read all that you have to fucking clue about gen z or gen a, fucking idiot
>>>/pol/auspol>>>/facebook/cookerYou need to go back.
>>151049043>Eventually they want to destroy the nuclear family>eventuallyyou are so far behind the curve I am embarrassed for you that you think you are conveying actual information
I can tell by your reactions that I'm on the money.
yeah bro, totally on the money, except that money you thought had purchasing power 10 years ago is worth nothing. You write a whole fucking diatribe with retard spacing like you are delivering the sermon on the mount and it's nothing these fucking idiots like me don't already know. Get up to speed.
>>151049151reminder there is a gay discord glowberg supervisor tasked to every thread on the website. zero trust when it juices
Please stop ruining Downtown with your schizo posting.
Nice damage control. Guess I blew the whole thing wide open.
>>151048596as a soil tech you appreciate why certain parts of any town or city were never built on for habitbale construction. then faggots move on these parcels with no regard. I know of plenty of places along the east coast like this which people think are prime redevelopment land.>hurr durr i bought this land cheap now make me rich>ahhh half your construction is going towards foundation engineering including any factored contingency. your financials are fucked>oy vey i'm fucked
>>151048596>>151049322Does there need to be bedrock underneath for anything to be built? If so, how deep can it be before it's completely non-viable?
>>151049379its all site subjectivity. old mate soil tech is essential. when you see the subdivisions on the outskirts with cracked slabs its becuase they did 2 things>skimp on geotech >jeeted you on the slab pour/engineeringoften both. like 60% of all new houses
>>151049043Continued it's also about overtly tracking all adult social media activity. So in the future if you say look up something that goes against the state's narrative the ai will flag you and you will be cancelled and then arrested and jailed kinda similar to how in the u.k. you can go to jail for saying you don't like mass immigration on social media they'll make it a jailable offence to access certain information sources they already do this with banning the mein kampf so they have precedence.
>>151049504>they already do this with banning the mein kampfThat's not banned.
>>151049504all the decent brits are moving here now. many i've talked to knows it borderline too late. I keep meeting heaps age 25-35 brits these days. if you go to an inner city pub its full of them. they all want construction and city service jobs because they get a regional exemption work visa. they mostly want to become permanent visa. but they also have no idea that outside the major centres it unlike europe. Its surprising how clueless they are even with a computer in their pocket. our tourism faggots must do a great job with all the touristy promoting crap
>>151048203Yes, I was being sarcastic, lad. It's a fucking scam and anyone that says we need them because of a skills shortage needs to rightfully be ridiculed.
>>151049592>Selling or distributing the book in a way that promotes hate speech or vilification could breach anti-discrimination or anti-vilification laws, especially in states like Victoria.>Annotated editions used for academic or historical study are generally viewed as acceptable.>Unannotated or glorifying versions may attract scrutiny, especially if linked to extremist activity.So if you just sell the book unannotated you'll go to jail. So in my mind that means it's banned.But I don't want to get into the weeds with this the reason you nitpicked that one thing instead of any of the other points I made is because you cannot refute them.
>>151049235stop coping
>>151049504you are legit braindead if you're only catching on now >>151049666is right. The actual white people I see in this country talking are Irish/Brit/SA accents. Looking forward to a WA Rhodesia when the time comes, slotting jeets in York will be crisp
>>151049729Cunt we've been discussing this since fucking memevid when they first proposed the digital ID openly. You faggots started talking about it tonight so I jumped into the discussion. Just because we are into the later stages of the implementation of this doesn't mean it's over and you can demoralise post and act like we can't stop it from happening we most certainly can.
>>151048918So that's what it is, huh? An attempt at conquering?
>>151049888cool mate
>>151049690>in a way that promotes hate speech or vilification COULD breach anti-discrimination or anti-vilification laws>Unannotated or glorifying versions may attract scrutiny, especially if linked to extremist activitySo it's not banned?It's perfectly fine to put it up for sale in a bookshop and have people? Wow. Sure sounds banned.You can sell it as a book. You could run into problems if you try to push it as a symbol for glorifying the nazis/their ideology.>But I don't want to get into the weeds with this the reason you nitpicked that one thing instead of any of the other points I made is because you cannot refute them.>So in the future if you say look up something that goes against the state's narrative the ai will flag you and you will be cancelled and then arrested and jailedSo a future prediction. I'm thinking they want to know your social media so they can like and subscribe. Supporting local content creators.>they'll make it a jailable offence to access certain information sources they already do this with banning the mein kampfSomething that was proven wrong.Doing a great job, champ.
>>151049934now we're at gaslighting
>>151049888so how are you gonna stop it by posting here you fat retard? or are you jut a glowie banking kings birthday holiday public holiday loading?>>151049958>instant replyglowie for sure
>>151049987>glowie for suresee>>151049934
>>151049951
>>151049903>attemptSee >>151049041.You cannot win.
CARN IGGERS
>>151050009keep dancing for me
3 and a half minutes to shop a response
kino moment ngl
>>151050062>You cannot win.Sounds like people have nothing to lose.
>>151050162Ashcroft kicking a goal from outside 50 around 40 seconds later was more kino.
CHANG WILL WIN YOU CANNOT WIN!
>>151050162He was never seen from again.>23 years oldLast year he was a bit of a spaz dropping lots of simple marks. This year he started clunking them. Went back to butter fingers at the end of the year though.Beautiful kick of the ball though.Not really sure what to make of him. Hopefully another year will do him wonders. Has all the tools to be amazing.
>>151050162trying to rev up his team is kino, shame they layed down and shit themselves
>>151050252will he have the midfield supply and delivery to take shots though?
>>151050218>kinoThat was just abusing the rules.Kicking it over the man on the mark is SOUL.Running around the man on the mark who cannot move is soulless.
>>151050278Kinda unknown what Geelong's midfield will look like (trades, finger injuries).It's doubtful, but Carlton might be wanting him for Curnow (I think Geelong turn that down, but who knows) so he might not even be at the club next year.
>>151050280keeping coping
>>151050280>NOOOOO YOU CANNOT RUN AROUND ME, YOU'RE ABUSING THE RULES, I'M IN CHARGE HERE, NO, NO, THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENINGhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KdQzy5tx3pU
>>151050280The rule brought in by a former cat's player because the cats lost to richmond who were exploiting the old rule
>>151050366fair enough I felt the same about Fred's forward line. A pure kick is coming back into fashion IMO, get the mid delivery right and big forward leading patterns right and if you have a decent small forward to crumb you can have great I50 pressure
>>151050419>ump calls play on>jukes the man on the mark anyway>kicks a great goaltop kek Cats seethe is pretty delicious
>>151045260So crisp
>>151050252He has the tools to be a good forward but Andrews has absolutely humiliated him every time he's been matched up on. Funny, I thought the reason they brought Stanley in was so they could use Blicavs as a forward tag on Andrews but Andrews kept either shifting himself to Neale or just doing as he pleased.
>>151045342Hawthorn too, thought last night it will be bris and hawthorn for next five years
>>151045383?
Will be funny if its north and saints or some wild combo next year. Don't listen to experts, they gave the lions no chance
>>151045393West coast in 18?
>>151050380>>151050419Genuinely.The whole being to run off the line while the man on the mark is stuck there unable to move leaves a bad taste. The player can't move until the umpire calls it, which is always delayed, means the person on the mark is effectively a witches hat.Players aren't even abusing it correctly. The player on the mark cannot move at all until the umpire calls play on.The person with the ball should literally sprint at the player on the mark and then when ~1 step away, jump out to the side and run past the player.The player on the mark -cannot- move off the mark until the umpire has called play on, which they won't be able to do in time so the player on the mark cannot touch or tackle them.>>151050477I understand why it was brought in. Players standing off the mark to the side guarding the corridor was also bad and stifling the game.It also outlawed the kino of having 20 people on the mark running around like spastics trying to put the person taking the kick off for after the siren shots.Something like being able to move around off the mark if you're in/on the 50 would be a nice compromise. Teams can still go through the corridor in the midfield, but the defenders can still defend when it's going for goal.
>>151045383>no breeding or geneticsit doesn't say step father and step son rule.
>>151050757>Players know the rules>Literally no one guarding the space surrounding the mark>Ashcroft realises this and gives the man on the mark the run around to get into space to kick at goalSloppy defence. Adapt or die.
>>151045559Kino
>>151045559We really must.
>>151045861Love you mate
>>151045999Anzac Day 100%. The best day outside of the granny and I’m not a dons or pies supporter.
>>151046156Crisp, nice
>>151050419>>151050541Levi Ashcroft was already off his line in relation to goal. You can even see at the start of the video him shuffling 1-2 more steps to the left.The guy on the mark cannot move to cover this.As soon as Levi Ashcroft is called to play on, the Geelong guy is in full sprint to his right to try and get back between Ashcroft and the goal, allowing an easy cross back and run by for an """amazing""" goal.Smart play but shit rule. Should've been brought back over his mark.
>>151051278You lost.
Do we have a new glowie? Has mick been fired?
>>151051322Okay?
>>151051353see>>151051322
>>151051508See >>151051353
>>151051528see>>151051508
>>151051508>>151051528>>151051599samefag
What was the promised price?
What was for dinner lads for me 'za.
999th post
>>1510519661000th post
I'd like to thank everyone that gave >my Bane some of their energy on Grand Final day. Well done.
>>151051975
so relentlessly crisp my alf
chris SOOK
why are there no tuckshops upen at 4 amor fuckshops for that matter
>>151055058>upenmeant open
Penis
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