No politics editionTotal Yurop domination edition
Is Tommy Fleetwoods related to Tiger Woods?
>>151030569previous owner
>>151030544That looks about a day outdated.
>>151030350>>151030346>>151030330>hand wringing intensifies
non-/golf/fag herei've just seen this on our news, are yank golf fans normally like this? it also found its way onto my feed the other day and the cringe was genuinely painful
>>151030583Yes but it's better than the last one which is 30-30-30 and make us look bad
>>151030609it's mainly 30 year old barstool millennials
>>151030609Ryder cup always has a bit of banter going on, but this years is just pathetic.
Britcucks who are too into Yank Politics are worse than Paedos
>>151030609It's just yanks getting a bit over excited on their 2.5% abv tranny beer.
i spent the day watching football but it looks like eurogods in control?
We are, we are Walmart
Hovland might not play tomorrow, his neck is fucked again
Solid putt Hatton mate>>151030672What happens there then? He just forfeits?
Bryson crash out
uh, i think we should just ban crowds, they ruin the atmosphere
>>151030635But is being on /pol/ and simply residing in /britpol/ a healthy past-time?
This is better than 1812
>>151030609Yes amerifaggot golfers are some of the most insufferable people in existence. The fact they insist on having 3 majors in the USA is retarded.
>>151030702I wasn't watching golf at the time, but covid hockey was kino
>>151030690>What happens there then? He just forfeits?no idea what the rule is tbqh, hopefully he unfucks his neck by tomorrow, it's an old injury he's been struggling with
Time to make it Europe vs Rest of World, USA suck shit.
fucking hell lads. it's a bloodbath
based
>>151030693You on a delayed stream or did I miss something during rory and lowry's match?
Yanks humiliated
>>151030609I just think the new generation wants to effect the game now, its more narcissistic. We are probably 20 years from golf fans doing OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHthe entire time.
>>151030702Ban Americans and the problem is solved
>>151030710Hasn't brit/pol/ turned into /soc/ with politics.Last time I visited it seemed circlejerky as hell
>close-up of Keegan Bradley yawningfucking lol
the pearl clutching is as ridiculous as the jeering
Bryson finna heem that boomer rose in the parking lot tonight
trump will swoop in and save team usai hear he is a golfist
>>151030768Based
>>151030766containment threads are just social hangouts with the same fags in them and everyone knows their posting style even without the namefagging
>>151030609blame the barstoolification of the sport. "saturdays are for the boys" faggot shit
>>151030783Murders him with a piledriver and then Trump pardons him
>>151030814kino
>>151030794Israel is a part of Europe and they own trump
>>151030725I agree the Ryder has jumped the shark after this, this is the last straw I think. Fuck black people for not picking up with Tiger put down, if we had a big buck up there we would handle international competition.Who even wants this bullshit anymore I think Europe is on like a 20 game winning streak, lets at least make it a tournament with Asia to spice things up.
>>151030690>>151030724They have in the past just shook hands and one USA players sits out and they half the match
What is lowrys accent, how do I get it
Pov: you chimped out at rosey in the parking lot
>Rory is 36 years oldall that Ryder heckling made him grey out fast
Keegan's eyes look VERY watery
Jesus
BASED
Feel like every Nordie who spends any time in other countries has their accent obliterated. Especially brutal when they spend time in the US. I love your accent lads, try and hang on to it
>>151030907nyooo
>>151030908soul
>>151030907His smile and optimism: Gone
What was mr. miyagi doing there with the USA team?
boys will be boys
>>151030908fight fight fight >grab his dick and twist it
>>151030908proper golf
Is this the new 7-1?
>>151030908
>>151030907
>>151030913Norwenglish is so awful to the human ear that we're in a rush to get rid of it
>>151030908please be euro v american
>>151030908almost there
>>151030966burgers are so bad he had to bring it forward a day to mean anything
>>151030908nature is healing
this wouldn't happen if Phil was on the team.
Nigga should have picked himself.
Nobody fucking with Straka with that big lad around him
>>151031013Phil is love. Phil is life.
JJ Spaun, quintessential American hero.
>>151031041Stupid sexy Phil
>>151030908Americans act like civilized humans challenge: level impossible
>>151031042i like him, he seems reserved and sympathetic, very un-american behavior
>>151030544>>151030836I think what I truly despise about American sports is that we don't have any true skin in the game, all these guys can LARP like they are patriotic but then they can go win 40 million dollars and bang their model girlfriends on a pool floatie. How can you have passion for winning when you are so so super soft?Europeans are kinda capped at what they can earn and have more of a balanced and less soft view on things, they don't own palatial estates like kings did just for hitting a ball really hard like Bryson. They don't have the same endorsements to fall back on,That damn comfy cloud of ((endorsements)) sell your name to golf ball makes for millions who needs to perform at Ryder Cup, it doesn't matter, no need to practice.America was cool when we had hunger and edge. Like remember 1970s when you had these goats and they had to win championships to make money they didn't have gobsmackin contracts with Nike 40 million to wear hats and all that horseshit.All American sports lost their soul and its because of money, when Europoors are hungry to prove that America fucking Sucks and they have a reason to kick our ass from these tariffs. America has NO REASON to care and that is why we fucking choke at everything except basketball I guess. I am truthfully not even sure if we will win Flag Football at the Olympics that is how fat and lazy we are.
>>151031079>word salade>reddit spacingJust go back
>>151031079I read it all
I love the internet
When did golf fans start behaving like football ultras? It's getting outta hand.
>>151031148yobs is the word going around
>>151031148they are playing in new york
>>151031148MAGAtards have lost the run of themselves
Thats fucking golf right there. None of that pansy ass dick tugging smile for the camera bullshit. Men puke, men poop in the bunkers, men deliver their new born baby on the cart path. Fucking hard core dick in the ass rangeball practice fuck it chuck it game time shit. Take it to the pro shop. Dicks get shoved in places you don’t even remember. We win together we celebrate together. Ryder Cup is back baby.
>>151031183How about AFbros?
>>151031183>new yorkliterally a shithole of liberal filth
We got too cocky sisters
>>151031228IT'S OVER. MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
presented without comment
>3 hours and 25 minutes since USA led a match
Jinxed... Why would they do this?
>>151031219>golfGuess again
>>151030711not for me
>>151031219Not outside of the cities you big silly. They go even more yall Qaeda to overcompensate for being in a blue state
>>151031336NY is libtard land. You have to go upstate to find conservatives.
>>151031106>I can't hit the little ball unless it's quite
>>151031361Its a GOLF tournament an overwhelmingly white male and conservative sport
SACKED IN THE MORNINGYOU'RE GETTING SACKED IN THE MORNING
>>151031148Theyre playing in Niggermerica
>>151031394doesn't matter, NY is a he/him city, it'd be MAGA land in Florida or Texas.
Based Tyrell
Trump and right wing fuck tards blown out of the water The LIBS aways wins
>>151031451Arc of history always bends towards justice baby Si se puede
RAHMBO NOO
They fucking choked it. Right at the end.
>>151031495his back can only take so much
>>151031451>libs>Europe led by white menno.
FUCKHow is even on team Europe with a name like that. Name like a yank tractor salesman to
The chokes are real
jesus lad
Wtf I play like Straka
Nice putt XanderNOT
Yeah there's still just about a contest here. Not fun at all, should have been a victory lap tomorrow
>>151031473this geezer got skinny btwthere are pictures of him and some news articles
TOTAL YUROP DOMINATION AND HUMILATION
Digits and he misses
>>151031525White men founded liberalism dumbass. Do you even know who John Locke is?
JJ carrying US on his back
rory should shit talk the crowd all day
USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!! USA!!!
Continental bros.... We win together... and we lose together
"I said winning a Ryder Cup away is the hardest thing to do in golf. I was very, very wrong kek" -Rory McIlroy
>RAHM
still dont get how bradley didnt play JJ all 4 sessions after watching him win Oakmont regardless
Wot a hit
White people are going extinct much sooner than expected and it's fucking beautiful!
10.5 - 4.5... the most dangerous lead
Damn... I had forgotten how cringe tv commercials are.
SOMEONES CLOSER
How do they determine the singles matches? Are they chosen by captains, random or something else?
>>151031759The captains pick, draft style
FITZPATRICK
>>151031759Captain picks the order
>>151031759Captains make a line-up without knowing what the others are doing
FITZ AND HATTZ
The balls touched. Gay!
BEADY LITTLE ANGLO EYES
Bryson v Rose tomorrow?
I'm thinking it's over Will be just be drunken Europechads in the crowd tomorrow
>Can't find a job>Can't find a place to live>Can't find a girl (non whore)>Can't have children>Can't have healthy food and non poisoned vegetables/fruit>Can't have controlled "right wing" opposition>Can't even FUCKING HAVE my town not full of smelly niggersEverything has been so shit lately, and it's only getting worse. Please let the pendulum swing hard before the West collapses and nuke the kikesFarage promised me this wouldn't happen
>>151031826One can only hope
>Born too late to explore the earth>Born too soon to explore space>Born just in time to see the US get absolutely BTFO
NA sisters... is it over for us?
EUROPA!
>4½ v 11½Unbelievable
worst day in new york history for this month.
the Trump curse strikes again
>>151030836>americucks needing basketball americans to help them out in every sport>wouldn't even let them on golf courses until like 50 years ago
So based watching the end of the American empire
tomorrow
>He thought it would break
>only fans left on the course are euros olé olé olé ing
>>151031941WRONG! It's a Golden Age for America. Tell me when you beat us at something that matters. We don't give a fuck about golf.
Anyone got a link to the stream?
>>151031977bit late mate
>>151031962sovl
KEK
Damn Yanks are half a point ahead of Are Tommy
> EU only needs 2.5 points to wintruly the darkest of days
>>151031962comfy
Never seen anything like it lads. A fucking blowout of monumental proportions. 7-1 is dwarfed by this.>>151032012fucking lol
>>151031968>We don't give a fuck about golf.Didn't your president show up to watch the game yesterday? In fact he's played golf 38 of his 250 days in office. He even flew to Europe to open a new golf course. It seems like he does care about golf. Quite a lot actually. Is there any truly international sport that the US has won this year?
SOVL SOVL SOVL SOVL
HUGE day for yurpeen golf
Golf isn't even a real sport. Next you'll be telling me that cricket matters.
soul
Whites are generally better obv but whitoid Yanks are an absolute joke lmao Make Aussies look thick skinned and modest and all have stupid names
>>151031968>we don't give a fuck about golfWondered how long it would take for these posts to start.
First order of the day on Sunday is getting 3 points. After that fucking pour it on and rub their faces in it.
>>151032051this is bad but pump the brakes a bit on comparing it to 7-1
>foid comedian MC>uses her platform to single out and swear at roryAbsolute state of the states
>>151032264they're rattled
Whatever happened to Gary Cooper?
what a shitshow of an eventwe need to gatekeep the sport more also fuck faggots who drink booze, youre fucking redditor npcs
AMERICAS A SHITHOLEI WANNA GO HOME
so i understand europe are dominating, but people are crying about rory? or rory is crying about people? something like that
>>151034451fans started heckling Rory (as expected), but then they started to do it during his backswing and targeted his wife and kid and that made Rory go beserk
>>151034555haha wow, just caught up on some highlightsamericans really are the worst people in the world
>>151034789>americans really are the worst people in the worldyes but for a slightly different reasonhttps://x.com/flushingitgolf/status/1971891990767030500
>>151034859that's... holy shit. getting to the point where you can't even make of fun of it 'cause it's just sad
The reason Americans behave like obnoxious subhumans during the Ryder Cup, is because their sports culture is incredibly insular. With the exception of the Olympics, the Ryder Cup is one of the only genuinely international sporting events that they care about. As a result of not playing against other countries on a regular basis, like the rest of the world does, they truly don't know how to behave properly and thus go overboard with the cringy, overcompensating patriotism.
>>151035259trvvvvvvvvvvke
>yuropoors still seething at a bit of banter>clutching pearls and chimping out at fans>starting shit with american caddies>all because le orange man bad>even though they're winning the tournamentwhy are they like this?
Anyone whos been playing golf since before covid knows how much the game has changed recentlyThe explosion of YouTube golf is both a symptom of the games growth and also a cause of the increase in un-golf-like behaviour seen on courses these daysIt became obvious when the onlyfans girls started flocking to it. Even your average basic bitch influencer is "playing" golf to try farm engagementBut the women arent actually the issue, its the vast number of dudebros that are playing nowThank god for private courses. Let's make sure we never let down the castle gates to private courses or else this sport is done for good
>>151035700Pre Covid I could have any course to myself any weekday afternoon. Now they’re packed with tee times open to close and have 5 hour rounds 7 days a week. Literally joined my cities cheapest private club last march and can play almost whenever I want and it’s incredible. Shrink the game.
>>151036802Oh don't get me started on the 5+ hour roundsNothing drives me insane more than watching someone play 12+ shots on a hole, duffing it 30m up the fairway each shot>They paid their green fees, let them play how they wantI don't give a fuck. If you can't finish a hole in 10-12 minutes then you shouldn't be on the course.
>>151023976 Deep unironically. Fuck Steph tho. >>151030698 No it is not. The left is insane now. They're not liberal anymore. Worry about your own shithole of a former empire.
Bradley is the worst ever at putting a team together. The Euro players are about as good as the US players, man for man. It's close. But Europe spent a lot of time choosing the pairings and the US just threw shit at the wall hoping something would stick.
>>151038334USA golfers have no reason to be patriotic. I dont want to make this political (i even prefer trump to biden) but your country really is an embarrassing shithole at the moment
>>151038334>brainlets still blaming BradleyHis team was fine. His captains picks have worked out better than anyone wants to admit.He can't help it if deshambles falls apart and the world number one goes 0-4.The entire meme about >muh team spirit>muh pairingsis cope for professionals that should be playing at a high level falling apart in a big moment.
i just had a look at the players who didn't make the cut for the team and theres no one I would've selected over the current team apart from maybe keegan playing himself
>>151041315Their team needs better personalities in it. It doesn't seem like they get along or have fun
>>151041345Then wtf is their problemIs this European sabotage
Was this walk-in from Rose the most brutal mogging yesterday?
obviously it's quite undeniable at the moment, but I feel like Europe haven't ALWAYS been the good guys.what the fuck happened, USAbros?
>>151042910>No Rose vs Bryson
>>151035700>The explosion of YouTube golfAre you suggesting Mark Crossfield be put on trial and possibly hanged for his crimes?
>>151031473I've seen him in real life and he was every bit the VNIT that I imaginedmust've been about 17 years ago now
>>151042961Dechambles will scream at Fitzpatrick for looking at him funny
>>151030544Wait team usa has only an iq of 26?? lmaoooo
>Keegan: "We have a plan"lmao what plan? Does he gather the players in the lockers room and goes>Okay what about this: We get the ball closer to the pin than the Euros today, alright let's GO??
>>151043798>Okay what about this: We get the ball closer to the pin than the Euros today, alright let's GOYeah, that's about all he can do.USA played well, but every time they'd sink a 20 footer for birdie the Euros would sink a 6 footer and erase their efforts.Young was their most effective player, which is probably something that stats wouldn't have shown, so the probability people need to take a chill pill.
How are the American fans going to behave badly today?Surely they have to ramp it up if USA has any chance of winning
>tfw Americans caused an international diplomatic crisis by heckling golfersMy sides, how are you yanks so uncultured. I couldn't believe when the sports section on the news covered this and people were boo'ing golfers from the stands, and the story isn't the golf but the fans insudling the golfers
ive finally learned how to consistently hit the ball instead of coming up too early and now im really enjoying golf with my dad :)
>>151043979someone's going to throw a drink at a player
>>151044004Not at these prices. Cup of piss, maybe.
>>151044002that's what it's all about baby, nice one
>>151044004MacIntyre will cop it big time without a buddy
>>151044041>$15 Bud Light
>>151044041>23 dollary doos for a can of watery light beerTime to smuggle in the gin and vodka, that's terrible
>>151044102Hopefully with the field a bit more spread out the crowd density isnt too bad, which should mean less abuseThough feel for whoever is playing against Scottie "zero points" Scheffler
>>151044205It will be tame until dechambeu throws his putter at Fitzpatrick's head.
hope rory jumps into the crowd after europe wins and fucks some cunts up
>>151044239Bryson would be the one to autistically take it too far
Oh wtf it doesnt start till 2amShan't be watching then :(
11½-4½THISDOESNOTFUCKINGSLIP
>>151044305That sucks but at least you have your government issued pet koala
>>151030609No the main problem is tiktok/twitch zynternet influencer fratbros telling every guy with a polo shirt as their main apparel to go to the golf course and act like a cokehead. And that Long Island is FULL of these fucking types, more than the American South weirdly. Just wait till Indian techbros get into the sport and it'll be even more insufferable.
>>15104291022-6
>>151044469A lot of similar things have been said over the last few days, so I think generally the golf world knows what it's current plague isI've been playing since my teens, but the sport really just blew up after covid - so I wonder what started the trend? It wasnt considered a cool sport, so what was the tipping point for it to become cool? More positively, we should see the hype die off in a few years - I'm fairly certain tennis is starting a similar revival right now
>>151044041Those are cups of piss
Rooting and gambling against all these American doofuses has been quite a joy this weekend Keegan Bradley - alcoholic spineless baby who should have picked himself.Scottie Scheffler - Dour soulless automaton with a misspelled child’s name. Bryson DeChambeau - Trumptard idiot who should be locked up for his bullshit political propaganda. Still one of the only likeable yanks. Cantplay- the least likeable and ugliest clown on the roster. Hit the fucking ball already you fag. Henley- short-chinned inbred who has made two good shots the entire weekend. Very ugly. JJ Spaun - based humble and locked in. Burns - ugly, weird teeth. Useless. Thomas - tryhard cheerleader. You’re getting pasted stop riling up the crowd you fag. Morikawa - another soulless bumCam Young - the only American with a pair. Notah Begay - shut the fuck up with the blatant homerism you ignorant boring nobody. Learn something from Faldo and based Paul Mcginley you classless chud. Our alcoholic fanbase is truly pathetic. Imagine paying 1000s of dollars for these tickets and then spending the whole weekend filming amateur iPhone footage of every shot that is within eyeshot as if this is some momentous event that needs evidence of your presence. Stop drinking American beers - the glyphosate-sodden grain is making you sick and damaging your brains. Truly pathetic. And the worst of all is the annoying crass woman doing the morning introductions. Wow how embarasssing. Compare that to every Euro who are joyful humble and good-looking. I hate this country.
>>151044911go backwhatever website, whatever countryyou aren’t welcome here
>>151044925america is for pvre evropeans supporting their volk, sorry hombre
>>151044911excellent post, truly exceptional
>>151044986>>151044995GOOOOOD MOOOOOORNINGSAAAAAAAAAARS
>>151045035same banter energy as >>151034859embarrassing
>>151045091>mad he’s been exposedevery time
Humiliation on and off the course.
>>151044556I told you, a bunch of influencers were telling zoomer/millenial mid-level college bros who like to act they're classy by wearing a polo shirt and chinos that going to the golf course was part of how they're gonna get rich making friends, getting shit faced etc. it's part of the drive to monetise the male loneliness epidemic. It's about basically creating a consumer identity for the good little "entrepreneurial" NPC in America. The vague MAGA politics is also just a consumer identity to them since many of them. They don't actually think for themselves.
>>151045249> politics is also just a consumer identity to them since many of them. They don't actually think for themselves.yep, this doesn’t happen anywhere else
>>151045305>yepknew this yank with the shit banter was from reddit
>>151045249the waspy, preppy, republican, trump, tucker, aesthetic innit dunno why it bothers you lads you can still go and play golf on your own or watch any golf other than ryder cupbetter than college lads being limp wristed freaks
how many games are europe gonna win this afternoon? im thinking 6
why are there so many jeets in this thread?
>>151045395I'm talking specifically about the Zoomers in the US where I lived. The WASP Trump demographic already golfed and already voted Trump in 2016. The whole point though is they are your classic shy Trump voters, they act classy, buttoned up and they're mostly around Greenwich/Connectict. They're Old School Wall Street money.The type of guys we're referring to on the golf course and in the crowds are gambling addicted male non-Ivy college zoomers with main character syndrome who follow le epic memes online, unironically thought the Hawk Tua girl was cool, listen to Rogan and then a bunch of other get rich quick youtube paedos for the hustle. For them supporting Trump was just a part of reinf, and going to the golf course is too.>>151045305sure, but the US showed the way and now its reaping what it sowed : white male zoomers are a bunch of classless fannies in every public space and the rest are destitute druggies in the main cities. At least some of us Europeans can act with decorum.In Belgium we have a classic Trump admiring guy (who unironically also calls himself a liberal) that conforms to the NuGolfer, nouveau riche stereotype though, drives his SUV, loves sucking Jewish and Saudi cock, is a runt >pic related
who they
holy yuro-seethe
when was the last dignified Ryder Cup held on US soil?
>>15104566791?
>>1510456671815
>>151045739this is the first photograph to have ever been battled. i wonder if these men ever golfed before?
>>151045710i wonder if the switch from GB/Ireland to Europe made the US perceive their opponents as simply a bunch of foreigners wanting to beat the US, as opposed to your standard nation vs nation fare, which naturally encourages more animosity. i mean, that's kind of what it is when you think about it. there's no real "european allegiance" or identity
>climb into my ford raptor>swing by and pick up the boys>cruising down to watch the golf, chinos and polo shirt ON>pick up the cheapest drink they have (except bud light, fuck trannies)>cheer on the US team>throw my drink at mc*lroy's ""wife"">boo him as he putts, lol what a crybabyyep, it's golfing time
all done but the crying
>>151045550remember when those Karen's first started saying video games and rap music cause violence in the late 90s and how out of touch we thought they were? thats what you are now
£100 on a fan physically attacking a player
Unironically, booze should be banned at golf events
>>151045953for the players?
>>151045953booze should be banned everywhere, even pubs. imagine if you could just go out with your bros and enjoy a few nesquiks with no shame
>>151046033nah not quite that far>>151046016If you're playing? Booze at golf is like taking a box of beer to an university examIf you're watching? Booze at golf is like taking a box of beer to a libraryJust not on
>>151045953I think I agree with that take desuI'm also someone that never drinks while playing golf, I tried it once on a holiday and it's just not as enjoyable as playing it sober
>>151046033i went into a posh coffee shop the other weekend where they sell those matcha drinkssaw them preparing one and dunno what i was expecting but it was literally ice, full glass of milk, some green syrup squirted from a bottle, little stir
>>151046144>that'll be 12 quid please
>>151046127Yeah same here, I enjoy playing as well as I can. Would only drink if someone offered me one halfway through an absolute blowout round
>>151046033based and milkshake-pilled
>>151046033yeah, sell about 150mg of good quality speed instead and people will have a better time. And its cheaper.
BREAKING: AMERICAS GETTING BATTERED IN DUBLIN FOR INSULTING SHANE AND RORY
I'm hoping there is a lot of irony posting in here and not a bunch of sissies clutching their pearls over beers
The Bryson Rose thing is kinda funny cuz it was an honest mix-up that neither player would be bothered by 99% of the time. Rose's putt was 1 foot longer, but both players thought they were away and were going through pre-shot routine. When Bryson's caddy got too close to Rose it just lit the match. 100% on all the tension created by the crowd yesterday.
The PGA of America have confirmed that the MC who encouraged “f*** you, Rory” chants at the first tee has apologised and stepped down.A statement from the PGA of America read:"Heather McMahan has extended an apology to Rory Mcllroy and Ryder Cup Europe and has stepped down from hosting the first tee of the Ryder Cup."
So we gotta win 10 out of 12 matches today. This could be our 28-3 moment bros.
>>151046470That wasn't even the worst pre match chant video shared. This is when I realized we deserved to lose.https://x.com/RiggsBarstool/status/1971898689435455805
>>1510463424chan has always attracted the type of autistic who doesn't like the taste of beer and consequently cannot comprehend anyone else liking it.
>>151046470look at the chin on that
How long until we get: "Growing up is realizing Shooter Mcgavin was actually the good guy" memes?
Matt Fitzpatrick is going to beat Bryson and then attempt to execute him on the green Don't trust that man one bit
Why are there so many fentcucks itt?
my prediction is it only takes 4 matches for europe to get the 3 points they need to win
>>151046728average day in glasgow
>>151032264She got hooked for today. S
We can win 10 matches today. I still believe.
>>151045862>Hovland lastHope it's nothing injury related to put him last in order to give the most amount of rest.
I know it's ogre, and it never really beganBut in my heart it was so real
>>151046972No idea how to read this. What's the payout if you bet Europe will win?
>>151030690>What happens there then? He just forfeits?injured player who cant competeprior to the day both captains offer a name in an envelope of who will be their healthy scratch and the match will be a tie
>>151046972If you put £100 on you would win £3. etc.
>>151047241yes but what determines the 1.01-1.06
>>1510471233p for every £1 you put on.
have been busy havnt watched much but keep seeing clips online of people chimping out
>>151047275Depth chart, the money underneath the 1.03 shows how much is currently available at those odds, before it would drop to 1.02.
i dont think americans can handle their drink
I've ranted about this way of doing odds in random /sp/ threads but the aussie way of doing odds is by far the best and we are the gambling capital of the world so we would knowin aus the odds are just a multiplier. E.g. if the odds are $2.50 and you bet $20, you would win $50 super simple to read at a glance and calculate on the fly
alcohol is a sinyou're not a sinner are you, anon?
>>151047369This is news to you?
>>151034859>https://x.com/flushingitgolf/status/1971891990767030500actress and comedian heather mcmahan
>>151047428>you're not a sinner are you, anon?Hell yeah I am. I don't have work tomorrow, so I'm gonna get soused while shitposting on a Prussian pottery forum telling Americans they suck at golf.
what's your favourite coffee anons?you don't drink that instant rubbish, do you?
>>151048490Got my own bean grinder and espresso machine
>>151030609Golf and the Ryder Cup is prohibitively expensive for European yobs, but Americans have more money, so the class of person who would be chanting abuse at footballers in Britain is attending golf tournaments in America.
>>151048490ethiopia sidamo beans
now that this ryder cup is over, PGA tour gotta swallow their pride and elect Phil Mickelson for 2027 captain
>>151047521>comedianwomen are not funny.
BREAKING: Hovland withdraws from Sunday singlesViktor Hovland has withdrawn from the Sunday singles due to injury. The substitution Rule 3.d) of the Ryder Cup Captains’ Agreement requires each Team Captain to provide the name of one player, in the sealed envelope, who will not play in the case of an injury to a member of the other team.The USA Team player is Harris English and under the Ryder Cup Captains’ Agreement the Match between Viktor Hovland and Harris English is treated as tied. That means both team are given a half-point, leaving the score now Team USA 5-12 Team Europe.
BREAKING:HOVLAND WD FROM SUNDAY SINGLESMATCH CANCELLED - BOTH TEAMS AWARDED HALF POINT
Matchups are gay. Bryson should be playing rose or Rory today.
>>151044911>Trumptard idiot who should be locked up for his bullshit political propaganda.he won. twice. time to accept and move on.your diatribe is almost as gay as you are.
>>151049497Europe withdraw 7 players - win Ryder Cup before a ball is hit on final day
Fuck you Rory
>>151049497>one guy can’t play >both teams get equal points Um?
>>151049495>>151049497Hovland, a 28-year-old Norwegian, suffered a neck injury on Saturday and was a last-minute scratch for an afternoon four-ball match. Tyrrell Hatton subbed for him and teamed with Matt Fitzpatrick to earn a full point as Europe stretched their lead to 11½-4½. For the first time in 32 years, a player chosen by the captain in advance and sealed in an envelope has to sit out the singles session and that golfer is Harris English, who was scheduled to face Hovland in the 12th and final match."When the Captain’s lodge their team selection for singles play, they must provide a sealed envelope containing the name of one player who is regarded as having been paired with a player who, through illness, injury or other emergency reason, has to withdraw from the other side. Such pairing is regarded as a tied match. If this requires the re-pairing of a match, this will be done down the order of the play,” according to a release from the PGA of America.imagine being Harris English.
>>151049645harris was gonna lose to a healthy Hovland so i'll actually take this
>>151049495It feels weird to have the matched declared a tie, but then again it's not like you can just sub in someone else like other ball games.
>>151048490Yes I like shit coffee
>>151049621yep, injury is part of all sport. If you get injured then it is your fault, you lose. Lots of sports of course don't have nanny rules, you get injured suck it up. Plus Hovland has said he has had the injury for months, he was picked knowing that
1-0 ON THE DAY BOYS COMEBACK IS ON
>>151049414
>>151049621>>151049742Ryder cup is still a team game. Every other team sport has a bunch of subs ready to go and it's not like a combat sport where the goal is to fuck up your opponent and an injury stoppage is considered a win.
>>151049707In individual sports - like golf, tennis etc etc you forfeit the match, in golf of course you simply withdraw from the event. The points should go to the opponent in this case - especially as it is a singles part of the event
>>151049621>>151049742do you guys have no honor? being gifted a win because your opponent is sick/injured is pussy shit. It's a game for gentlemen, go watch the duelist and man up
>>151049819Hovlund knew about the injury for months, it is entirely down to him none else injured him and injury is part of sport
>>151049820Golf is still the "gentleman" sport and this rule has apparently been on the books for years.
>>151049814its over
>>151049867Golf is at best something rich people play to discuss business affairs and then go for a drink afterwards in the bar at the clubhouse. It is amazing how people actually watch it, zero athletic ability, they even need a person to carry their clubs and tell them the yardages
>>151050052Like I said a gentleman sport
>>151050052That's odd, your favorite athlete's favorite athlete says it's the toughest game in the world.But I guess you know more...
>This promo skit on skyHoly cope!
>>151050118Game is the keyword here. Notice he doesn't refer to it as a sport. I'm sure MJ would think Dark Souls is a difficult game as well.
Young v Old
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Does anyone have a link to a stream that isn't the Ryder Cup website one? Don't want just the featured match, but it's the only one they're showing
>>151050337>*causes yuroplayers to shid and piss their pants while calling the police*
YOUNG IS HIM
>>151050630vipbox or strikeout has streams up
>>151050630Make sure your ad-block and anti-virus is up to date
Thomas looks nervous bros
>>151050215And you're telling me you've never heard of playing a game of basketball?
>>151050708he got fucked by Hovland retiring. This is however his redemption moment
>>151050694>>151050698Thanks, boys
>yuro player gets neck injury after giving another man a blowjob lol
>>151050794the envelope rule allows for one player to withdraw due to injury or whatever, which makes the other teams "envelope player" get an automatic tie, but if Europe had more injured players those cases would be forfeits
>theres a little bit of marmite in thereWhat did he mean by this, euro anons
>>151050965If you were JT, you 100% would rather play hovland than fleetwood
wtf is marmite
>>151051009yeah Hovland has had an early win on the tour this year and 3rd at the US Open, but he's been pretty inconsistent compared to the 2023 season
like our countries personified
>average Americhad vs yurovirginholy lol
>>151051077>>151051081got a feeling Bryson is gonna smoke Fitz
>>151051077>>151051081>shitzpatrick eyes closed, head looking down
>>151051077no, the american one isnt fat
>>151051077>>151051081When I saw that, I knew some of you were going to meme us.
>>151051075ngl i did want hovland to win us open at oakmont but you gotta give it to JJ, especially with that 18 hole putt
americhads... i kneel.
>>151051110it was the moment where virgin Fitz ignored his fist bump
So Bryson's all natty, right?
>>151051127i was rooting for Hovland, but his putting was kinda shit, JJ got my full support pretty quick
>>151051185>he thinks this is the result of PEDsget off of your computer and walk into a gym for once in your life
it's over europe bros, the USA have it in the bag
>chad bryson drives the green>virgin shitzpatrick lays up
>>151051081fitz gonna have nightmares for years about this
>>151051247do you think Fitzy had to take his retainer out to drive the ball that far?
>>151051232You first, Scottie
>>151051246As they say, you need to have the worst performance ever to have the best comeback ever!
>>151051247and after second shot they're the same distance from the flag
>>151051312ok gramps
>>151051312Viktor, shouldn't you be icing your sore vagina?
>>151051312this is like saying we're the same if I drive somewhere in a car and you take the bus
LOL GET FUCKED BRYSON
>>151051247OH NO NO
>>151051350>>151051354>>151051368maybe Bryson should put with his driver
>ameriputtsIT IS FUCKING OVER
>>151051368If you both make it to the destination in the same time that would be a perfect analogy.
BUY LABS FOR EVERYONE MIGHT AS WELL AT THIS POINT
Why are all yuropoors so underdeveloped?
Drive for show putt for dough
kek. Sky throwing shade at Scheffler
>rory trying to aura farm by copying bryson >drive was way worsekekw lil guy
Americans really are the sorest losers. They should be kissing our feet for even competing against them. Maybe they should come back when they are able to put up a fight. also fat
>>151051421you grow to your surroundings. one was born onto a tiny island. the other in the big state of TEXAS
Why do the Americans bother chipping it close to the flag when they two putt everything anyway?
>>151051450>biased tv station is biased
>>151051469kamelåså
>>151051549"No player has ever lost 5 times at the Ryder Cup"
>>151051554båknæpsyl
>>151051469Why would we kiss the feet of our vassals?
STOP THE COUNT
>>151051469have to agree desu
>>151051628i think Scheffie has a good chance against Rory in singles tbqh, but i also think the US has 0 chance to win this, EU only needs 2 wins out of 11
Based Rory is definitely trolling
>>151051660you have no problem kissing the feet of gods chosen people. so it shouldn't be so hard kissing actual gods. us, yuros
>>151051631Now you just order 1000 liter milk
>a bunch of matches going on>nbc shows some random bs PRESENTED BY AI segmentshow some fackin golf
>>151051756Ads on American tv are truly a giant cancer
Post THAT webm!
>>151051812
>>151051469Casters here just talked about how tickets now are being sold to NY locals for $100, having orignally cost $750, because people aren't showing up to watch because USA isn't winning.Mega sore losers by shit NA audience.
>NY fashion week models have been hanging around draining American players of their vital essenceSo this is the reason
>>151051974>yuropoor media lying to make yuropoors feel better about themselves
>>151051974embarrassing after months of talking about the ruthless ny fans
Went to take a shit and all our leads are gone wtf
LOL BRYSON
>>151052016You have to remember that Europeans are fucking retarded and believe everything that they see on TV. They have been taught to 100% believe in the State, otherwise they are imprisoned. They are literal slaves.
This is actually a good thing. The Ryder cup has been dead for a while. We'll probably take it seriously next time.
>DeShampooSo he's been exposed as a meme
DeShambles
Kwabson
why cant deshambo putt
>>151052057your president/country is literally controlled by fox news
DESHAMBLES GET A NEW PUTTER
>>151052082he put all his stat points into driving
>>151052039Damn bro, eat more fiber.
>iberian whiter than american>literally called jonwutt
>we didnt try anyway!>we didnt care anyway!fatties on suicide watch
Holy shart Scheffler on hole 2 and DeChambeau on hole 3.>>151046524>>151046470My god.https://www.outkick.com/sports/ryder-cup-announcer-quits-after-f-you-rory-chant-heather-mcmahan
>>151052082>Ryder Cup emcee Heather McMahan steps down after leading ‘f–k you Rory’ chants>Team USA weren’t the only ones to embarrass themselves at the Ryder Cup this weekend.>Comedian and actress Heather McMahan, who was working as master of ceremonies at the first tee at Bethpage Black, stepped down from her role after being caught on video leading “F–k you, Rory” chants directed at Rory McIlroy.
Bryson is a big time loser
>>151052094No one even cares what your country does besides making legos
>>151052057>What MIGA does to a mf
>>151052130which is a good thing. what is your point?
>>151052125why can't americuks banter properly
>>151052130youre not allowed play with legos in case you choke on them
>>151052125Holy slampig
>>151052057>t. home of "as seen on TV"
>>151052125this qualifies as a comedian in american... yikes
>>151052156That you obsess over America
>>151052200she also qualifies as bulimic
>>151052057you may not like what he saidhe's not wrong though
>>151052201that has nothing to do with what you wrote. you sound a bit lost mate. Taking the loss a bit hard friend?
Wtf how did Bryson 3 putt that?
>>151052162stop focusing on unimportant shit and fix your country, gnome
>>151052016https://golf.com/news/ryder-cup-practice-round-tickets-plummet/As reported by the American editor on Golf.comAmerifats cba to ride their mobility scooters to the course because Team USA isn't scoring points.
>>151052248>ESLnigger doesn't understand basic English your inferiority complex here is getting old
>>151052374>Ryder Cup practice-round ticket prices have plummeted>September 22nd based literal retard lmao
>>151052298Because it’s Bryson?
>>151052374>https://golf.com/news/ryder-cup-practice-round-tickets-plummet/>price tickets too high>no one goes>drop prices>idiot on 4chin can't understand market dynamics
>>151052381>Losing the argument>Better cal him an ESL nigger
>>151052365>tf>tp
>>151052374>yurotard doesn't know what the practice round is HOLY LOL
looking grim for NA
Put us out of our misery already for fuck sakes.
>>151052414Why did nobody wanted to come when the previous days were packed?
did rose get a free drop from that plug?preferred lies need to go, what a terrible rule
>>151052441>guy is obsessed with American politics and television>tell him no one gives a fuck about his country and that he is obsessed with us>THAT MAKES NO SENSE!?!?it's pretty easy to understand if you have an elementary school knowledge of the English language
>>151052381brother you 100% suffer from some kind of intellectual disability. You don't have any idea of wth you even wrote
>>151052481to be honest I didn't read the article or even look at the slug but now that people have pointed out the practice round, I think you can deduce that no one fucking cares about practice rounds
how do i become an golfist?
>>151052488>rule benefits opponent teamAll these rules are taking the soul out of the game>rule benefits my teamRules are rules, mate
>>151052463> NADon't lump us in with the USA. We were asked to join the US Team, but we choose not to play.
>>151052381"No one even cares what your country does besides making legos" = you obsess over America. This is your brain on fried lard
Jesus, this is a massacre. One of the worst Ryders ever. The only way the Americans win is if Europe just hands 'em holes like Rahm just did.
>>151052584sorry, you are correct, the US.
>>151052595makes up for DeShambles giving one away earlier i guess, we're even in fuckups at the moment
Sodium, atomic number 11, was first isolated by Peter Dager in 1807. A chemical component of salt, he named it Na in honor of the saltiest region on earth, North America.
If I were playing for Europe I'd totally just lose every hole on purpose to piss off the American crowd while knowing the boys got my back.
>>151052568pay the golf license
>>151052595Where is Zion Don? He doesn’t seem too interested anymore?
>>151052568Step 1: visit a tailor
>Bryson starts off with a monster drive>Is super loud, arrogant about nailing it while the crowd heckles Fitzpatrick about his layup that plays it safe>Bryson loses that hole because he can’t putt worth a shit Bryson is basically all of current America personified, lol.
>>151052591Holy shit you retard. You knowing that America and trump are apparently controlled by Fox News is why you are obsessed with my country, while no one outside of lego land gives a fuck about your politics or television.
>>151052667inb4 new EU tariffs tomorrow
>Spaun vs Strakathat should be a point for the US
Strikeout is kill?
>>151052708yet you wrote this, "You have to remember that Europeans are fucking retarded and believe everything that they see on TV. They have been taught to 100% believe in the State, otherwise they are imprisoned. They are literal slaves"Someone is obsessed with Europe it seems
I quite fancy a 20-8 personally. Twist the knife extra deep.
Why are these live streams so bad
>>151052757streams chopping out for me, same with redzone streams
>>151052764https://x.com/TheBritLad/status/1971510582584160730careful how you talk to my fellow countryman, or else I'll report you to your local authority.
>>151052757>>151052774>>151052796giver a try https://streamed.pk/category/golf
>>151052774Still better than paying Menasseh Goldstein
I think it's time to change the format to Europe v World
le tricky ball
>>151052752Straka can play, wouldn't count him out so early
>Harris English has scored more points than Scottie Scheffler
>>151052822you are clearly obsessed with the UK. Sign of inferiority complex
>>151052764How does that contradict anything I said? You are only proving the point more by your Fox News comments that you learned from your local LEGO news network that eternally seethes over America.
>>151052883>it’s already 12-5What’s the cut off for it’s totally over again? 15 points?
>>15105294314 for Europe to retain. 14 1/2 for US to win
>>151052901>is upset I mentioned UK (which really is Europe, not his shitty little country)>talks about inferiority complex constantlyyou will never win a battle of the wits with an American no matter how hard you try.
>>151052890solid start in any case
>>151052916one thing about Denmark and Danish media, is that they love the US, we can't get enough. Even our leader wanted to suck Americas cock after they threatened about taking Greenland from us. No seething here. You just keep making retarded points out of nowhere. I'm just pointing it out, no need to be mad
>yeah my country is shit, but because you know it's shit, the joke's on youthe mental capacity of this burger
>>151052826much better thank you>>151052863i already pay mr. goldstein for a bunch of streaming services and none cover this shit
>>151052979American and wits. good one
>>151052822What I'm wondering is what the hell he tweeted in the first place. What could he have possibly tweeted to get arrested?
nice hole out by JT
>>151053020>literally says the danish are obsessed with America LOL thank you for conceding that i was correct
>>151052863for all the shit that LIV golf entails, at least their streams actually work and they show every shot
>>151052488lol ya that was a changer to this tournament USA was making a comeback until that
Jezus Christ take it easy US
>DeShamu
JT finally making a shot
>gf is literally holding me hostage and making me do chores at her house>got really stroppy when I went AWOL for an hour after gym earlier
>>151052899You say that like every single person in the tournament hasn't outperformed that bum. Morikawa and Henley are tied for second most useless and you have to combine them to reach what Scootie has done
>>151053089This was the original tweet:
>>151053132So you rather support the people that caused the second biggest tragedy in New York after this Ryder Cup?
>>151053189just thought it was funny that English has scored more points than Scheffler by not playing (due to Hovlands injury and the tied points)
>>151053126american only hears, what he wants to hear. delusional as always. no point in arguing with you, you have no idea what you even wrote yourself. just take the loss. it's as embarrassing as the US performance rn
>>151052822better than getting shot desu
>>151053312>NOOOOO WE ARENT OBSESSED>BUT WE ARE BUT NOOOO THAT ISNT TRUEkekw dude go play with your duplo
Whoever bakes a new. Just call it /goflpol/ at this point
>>151053493/polf/
two red on the board soon, i reckon Young has his put to win the hole
>>151053493this is 4chan bruv. have you been in any others threads on spee
>>151052568buy some cheap clubs and go to like a vacant local soccer pitch and try em out
Britain against Europe would be a better competition
Fitz is 4 up against Bryson through 6
>>151053631bro just look at gun death stats in our countries and stfu
>>151053695
>nbc showing church shooting instead of golffuck off m8. you don't need special news reports with the internet existing now
Baked>>151053761>>151053761
>>151053705>a country with less people and less guns has lower gun statsyeah no shit sherlock.
>>151053777almost like guns are bad. retard
>>151053798If you take guns away from Americans they'd just use knives or axes. They're savage.
umm euro bwos?
>>151052584Would you join the Europeans?
>>151049393Americans have more credit card debt*
