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THIS is the thread
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I'm going to post here.
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K-1
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shrimp suck donkey penis
but no one stops him so whatever
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lookboneme is getting fucked up
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shan't be watching WMMA

I'll jack off to alexandra daddario's nude scenes, let me know when the real fights start
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>>151032786
good shit klaus
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black girl won dat first round methinks
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Shrimp won
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imagine a world without australia
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>>151032885
you don't have to analyse wmma mate
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>>151032855
no worries phil
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this is the thred
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>>151032786
I thought brazilians were white
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>>151032890
I dont mind Australia or Australians.
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>>151032892
straweights can actually fight usually
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>LOOKBOONMEE
What does she mean by this?
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there was already a thread
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>>151032940
aren't you a literal faggot?
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i think i remember the black girl, didn't she shake her ass after her last win?
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>>151032930
Look boon, me
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>>151032943
casual alert!
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>>151032953
um no sweatie im a tranny actually youre mistaking me for someone else
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>>151032964
For not knowing a sheboon wmma name?
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>>151032950
shrimp thread
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nigger
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fun fact: loma lookboonmee has attempted suicide multiple times
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>>151032968
>im a tranny
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>>151032997
>can't even heem herself
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>>151032997
i can save her
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SHRIMPGOD IS AN ARYAN CHAD WITH AN IQ OF 300!!
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Rootin for Thainara rn
>>151032998
don't worry I'm HSTS not AGP (still honmaxxed though)
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>>151032997
common trend in bloodsport im afraid
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>>151032997
thats not a fun fact
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Carlos Ulberg vs. Dominick Reyes
Jimmy Crute vs. Ivan Erslan
Jack Jenkins vs. Ramon Taveras
Jake Matthews vs. Neil Magny
Tom Nolan vs. Charlie Campbell
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>>151033023
Reyes
Erslan
Jenkins
Magnus
Joseph Campbell
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>>151033023
Dominick Reyes
Jimmy Crute
Jack Jenkins
Jake Matthews
Tom Nolan
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SHRIMPGOD IS AN ARYAN CHAD WITH AN IQ OF 300!!
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>>151033023
Heeminder Reyes is a White man who has produced blonde haired White children. Ulberg is a nappy haired maori mutt.
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>>151032997
>She saw the 'post your wmma face' posts
:(
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>>151033023
Ulberg
Crute
Jenkins
Matthews
Campbell
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>>151032997
probably because she's a disgusting mixed race mutt, isn't she?
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SHRIMPGOD IS AN ARYAN CHAD WITH AN IQ OF 300!!
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>>151033078
If I have to put up with another haka, I will sink New Zealand.
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>7:30 AM in Perth
KWAB
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>>151033013
what is hsts
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>>151033112
no schizo she's 100% thai
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>>151033023
Reyes
Crute
Taveras
Magny
Campbell
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SHRIMPGOD IS AN ARYAN CHAD WITH AN IQ OF 300!!
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>>151033043
>One poke
>Sorry can you please stop
>Six pokes later
>Hold my beer
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thank god that's over
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meatball molly lost to THIS
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thainara looks like a solid prospect, i guess
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>>151033023
Ulberg
Jimmy
Jenkins
Matthews
Charlie
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>>151033128
AGP=tranny that wants to fuck girls, according to Blanchard they get aroused by the thought of imagining themselves as girls
HSTS=a tranny into men, according to Blanchard these take HRT basically to be more feminine and attract more cock, they're usually more stacypilled than AGPs who tend to be more autistic and weird
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When do the good fights start?
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My Brother's at this event, he said the tickets were originally 500 but in the end he got them for 150
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>>151033195
Well, when's the next BKFC, One, or boxing event?
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whats the appeal of black women?
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>>151033211
bro tried to sneak pillowtap in there
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>>151033214
poofy hair
the ones who don't have it are worthless
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>>151033023
Reyes
Crute
Jenkins
Matthews
Nolan
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I can’t wait for that nigger bitch to get knocked out cold
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>>151033205
kek fuck the UFC, their tickets have progressively gotten more expensive
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>>151033124
>Worst Australia
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>>151033171
My kid just showed me this wtf is this forum I'll sue
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>>151033135
>implying that's any better
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>>151033193
Are you mapuche?
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>>151033232
love that pic, Taylor Swift is legit just Elon Musk for women
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>>151033205
>uh yeah... record gate tonight, sellout crowd
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>>151033214
warmest pussies
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>>151033205
Good. UFC needs to be affordable for the working man.
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>>151033211
So you didn't watch the main event today
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>the most avoided heavyweight in australasia
>he's 4-1
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>>151033254
not really, I'm an average mulatto than passes as white to brown people and who is clearly non-white to white people
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i'm starting to really dislike these threads
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HA
niglyfe
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>Elisha
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holy shit another one that failed at heeming himself
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>"dad was in jail for murder"
>look over at other monitor
>black cunt
>kek'd
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Shrimp Chad got em big mad sheesh
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>>151033205
the ufc systematically mind cucked everyone into feeling like $150 for a fightnight is a steal
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ape was going to let the dog starve to death
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what a morbid card
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shout out to the best phoenix wright game, trials and tribulations
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>i wanted to heem myself until i felt the high of a fight
meanwhile he has a family wtf
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Banger alert
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>>151033333
wasted get delete this
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>>151033333
germany has fallen
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Shrimpy really revved this bitch bad eh?
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That isn't the Kanye West song I'd personally walk out to
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>>151033333
Yikes
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Who has a link to a stream. Prefferbly one that doesn't require a login to chat.
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>>151033296
It seems unavoidable, as well.
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Wouldn't it be a ton of liability hiring a suicidal uncle Tom ass nigga
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never heard of this guy before but let's go i guess
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>>151033427
just filtered any shrimp related word, i can breath again
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AI ass niggas fuck you Dana
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>>151033272
No i did something productive with my saturday
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>>151033296
the shittier the card, the shittier the thread. australia makes it 10x worse
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31 yr old prospect vs prospect who’s 28 and already a failed marine and cop
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>>151033472
I got the buck bia predisposed biolence.
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/SHRIMP/
/Shrimp/
/shrimp/
in your 4chx
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>>151033424
can you stop spamming these? it is visual poison for 99% of the people in this thread and shrimpjeet uses a bot that doesn't even see the fucking posts
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>>151033472
eh, for heavyweight that's young. problem is they'll both be really shit
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aussiebros, is Pericic a wog?
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fuck off daner these literal whos dont need 20 minute intro documentaries each. in fact, nobody needs an intro documentary. get them in there and make them heem. nobody wants to watch these 7 hour dogshit cards for 3 minutes of half-assed action
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>cantender series fight on a fight night card
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>>151033498
see>>151033495
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this nignog is NOT a heavyweight
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swing bang kino!
>and theyre gassed
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HEEEM
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heem
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM GNP'Y
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMM
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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nig is going to kill himself in a hotel room in australia, lol
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>>151033518
who still uses 4chanx grandpa
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>>151033507
nevermind daner was cooking, i kneel
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based white
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM LYNCHY
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>>151033483
lol he failed at suicide prolly not this next time though
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HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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HEEEEEEEEm
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oh what so its not cringe when the big guy does it?
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That nigger is dead
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nice guard pull faggot
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>>151033555
is there a better alternative now or something?
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we just watched a slavic homeless guy beat up a suicidal nig
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>>151033592
4chan has a built in settings menu that has all the features. click settings in the bottom right. filters, custom css, everything you need
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>oxygen tank
HE CAN'T BREATHE
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BBB = BASED BALKAN BVLL
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DEAD
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Heavyweight Bout: Brando Pericic (261) vs Elisha Ellison (236.5)
I want elisha to change his name to elijah, lose 10 lb, and learn to cut to 205.
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>>151033621
sheeeeeit i feel like unc now
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>Pericic
>"Anzacs are on"
fucking pig
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don't think he can hear you thank him, mate
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>>151033117
Fuck up, nigga.
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>>151033472
How do you fail at being a marine?
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>>151033621
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>>151033652
in that case i shouldn't tell you that it has been there for over a decade..
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do you think daner hires homeless bums who live in their cars so he can pay them 1/10000th of what every other fight promotion does?
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>that man, brando pericic is a mong
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>>151033658
he said he joined Army Engineers akshually which basically means they made him a janitor and warehouse worker. somehow he messed that up, guy is a nut.
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>>151033023
(((Ulberg)))
Crute
Jenkins
Mathews
Nolan
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oh my fucking god another one, K-1 is actually better than this slop shit, RIZIN will fix this
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>>151033555
vanilla 4chan is dogshit
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>>151033653
bloody based anzac mate. show some bloody respect.
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>>151033657
why's it so dirty
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>>151033668
> your boy Izzy is here in the crowd watching you fight.
> your boy Izzy is here watching you sleep in your car while he pulls up in his McLaren.
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>yeah, nah, fucking fuck these cunt fucks, cunt

Good way to ask for 50k
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>>151033701
ANZAC is based but that cunt aint one of em, hes a fucking croat
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>>151033754
saaaar do the needful saaar
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>>151033281
mulatto de chile? hmmm
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>>151033023
Ulberg
Crute
Taveras
Matthews
Nolan
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>>151033675
All my homies hate shrimp.
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>>151033741
Fair enough. Bloody wogs.
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I unironically use and shot shrimp’s stream. It’s the only one that’s always there for me.
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Fuck those link shills. Dammit, we've just seen a man almost kill another in less than a minute.
Incredible I'm posting this in 4chan of all places.
Watch the fucking fights goddammit
My grandma is fighting next.
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shrimp really got triggered so hard earlier in the /heem/thread that he decided to cry like a bitch all night
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Missed the heem, how was it??
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Next time you feel like making fun of BKFC remember this card
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time for some fush and chups!
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>>151033875
classic ground and pound murder
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I preferred the “DDP by falling avill” spam. Can you do that one instead?
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>>151033875
Really good. Nice fair beating.
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Is this "shrimp person" in the room with us sweetie
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Perth has the hottest women in Australia y/n
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>>151033023
Ulberg
Crute
Jenkins
Matthews
Campbell
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>>151033812
I’m taking a course on Sanskrit and still can’t believe that the people that gave us the Vedas, the Upanishads, Nagarjuna, Kalidasa and Bhavabhuti are the same people depicted in these webms. It’s just bizarre.
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kkf looked like a lesbian in that shot
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>>151033885
>>151033908
Nice we like that sort of thing
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>>151033922
north queensland does, you can fry an egg on their skin
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kaikaramba
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in case you can't tell, shrimp is doing ALL of the spamming

when he gets bullied extra hard/his thread doesn't get used he tries to ruin it for the rest of us
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>>151033949
Aura farming is dangerous in India.
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jiggling butt
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>>151033989
yeah he's throwing a tantrum
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I'd be the Capulet to her Montague if you know what I mean.
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she monkin out
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Nicco Montaño looking buff
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>general has small group of dedicated posters
>retains and attracts more posters
>achieves equilibrium between sovl and size
>one guy wants more attention
>shits up the general
>encourages other people who want more attention
>general becomes unusable
>people stop using it
now wait 2 years for the attention seekers to move on
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Is this nigger bitch just going to run away the entire fight? Fuck wmma
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>>151034009
Yah, probably
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someone throw her a tampon!
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>>151034031
you wouldn't have survived prime spammy
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>>151033989
yeah, he's simultaneously doing his usual shit while also adding falseflagging. he's literally the most pathetic human being on this site, which is saying something.
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>>151033023
Ulberg.
Crute.
Tavares.
Matthews.
Nolan.
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lmao he even uses an l instead of an i so its tricky to filter his posts
what a loser
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>>151033023
Reyes
Crute
Taveras
Magny
Campbell
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>>151034045
Why are they like this?
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>>151034031
it surprises me how unhinged people can be, just weird
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This is actually a fairly interesting fight.
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>>151034063
spammy had like a 4 hour posting window, these guys do it all day every day
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>>151034040
And there it is grow up buddy
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Ngannou fucked Lexee in her prime britbro
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>>151034080
Don't act like you don't eat chinchulines.
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>>151034031
filter all the buzzwords in the spam
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OOOHHHHHHHH HEEEEM BRAPPY
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>>151034127
go back fag
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>>151034141
That never happened
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instinctual chimp out
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damn, full illegal hit
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cheating negress bitch
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should be legal imo
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>1 point
based
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>>151033023
reyes
crute
tavares
matthews
campbell
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The kiwi is thicc
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>>151034161
Are you sure? French lexee poster was a certain kind of deranged, it was almost endearing
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not watching, what happened
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lmao that shit is only ever happening on international cards. the american refs absolutely loathe taking points
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>noo you cant just cheat
fucking nerds
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>>151034148
I haven't in years, to be honest. It really is kind of disgusting when you think about it.
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>>151034203
but montague lost position for it.
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Go to settings. Click Filters. add all the words you want, set as comment and check hide.
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So do these refs face no repercussions for making blatant mistakes that can change the course of a fight? Cool
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>>151034170
thank you bruzzah. gayest part of mma is that no one screenshots the good stuff. just watch in firefox and pop out the video, then move the stream back until you get the good part ez.
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montague butt
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320 looks like the first good card in a long time. Ima be watching heemsters
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Very sexy fight.
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>>151034226
Not a mistake, buddy boy.
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>>151034227
its not dumont or dern, who cares
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Mount a hue
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I love when one of the white girl gets into a sexy position and the camera faggot man promptly moves it
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>>151034251
Expound.
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Fucking retard. “I didn’t mean to do that” fuck outta here
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based anzac sister
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>>151034227
you're welcome
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>>151034288
Committed the foul, lost the point. Right call. This isn't solely about what the fighter wants in that moment.
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>we could have lost the first one too because she's local
lol the salt
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>>151034310
Pretty sure he meant the part about not restarting on the ground.
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>>151034300
Can't we use ai to make this better
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>>151034282
She is hori not white
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>>151034332
How do you mean?
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>>151034295
she's a fun fighter to watch.
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>>151034240
Dana with the class of giving the guy one last second to reminisce
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>>151034326
When the point gets taken you lose the position. Always worked that way.
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this is boring, which asian broad should I goon to?
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>>151033023
Ulberg
Erslan
Jenkins
Matthews
Campbell
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>>151034332
>>151034366
poor, poor little shrimpclit kwab
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>>151034255
>>151034300
There must be an anon somewhere with some sort of archive. And too, there are enough errors in UFC production that I assume, somewhere, there is a noteworthy nipple or pussy slip.
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>>151034371
the one with the rarest labubus
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>>151034371
Natsu Asahina, bro. Have a nice wank.
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This cheating black bitch is getting exactly what she deserves
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>>151034370
Didn't sound like it.
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This is love.
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GIWTWM
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montague seems really big
her striking is dogshit though
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DONT LET HER BULLY YOU
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>>151034406
Fag
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>>151034341
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why does the nwmma have a bunch of blk itty bitty teeny weenie sissy clitties on her head???
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>>151034402
Thanks breh
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montague is actually pretty fun to watch
>>151034371
mana sakura
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>>151034426
Pussy
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>>151034429
That's a maori fucking idiot
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>>151034445
I agree. She fights like old school mma fighter. Lots of throws and ground and pound.
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we need a womens heavyweight division NOW
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>>151034440
>the chat is also full of racism, bigotry...
Yeah this is fake as fuck. you just wanted to promote this.
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>>151034461
Pole smoker.
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>>151034429
Looks white to me
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>>151032786
I am once against asking the UFC to make all female fighters fight naked. I dont think its too much to ask
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>>151034341
She's blonde, pale and with blue eyes.
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>>151034468
kek you kiwifags take that shit too seriously
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Ulberg is probably going to fuck her tonight
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thank you for this magnificient bounty of wmma decisions, daner
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>>151034479
>She fights like old school mma fighter
just say she fights like a retard
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I'd drink her lemonade if you know what I mean :D
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What's a moari name? All of these moaris seem to have white European names
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>>151034505
I second this motion. Get it done Dana
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>>151034529
Does she have a stand or something?
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>>151034529
are you talking about urine? that's fucking gross, man.
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>>151033023
Dominick Reyes
Jimmy Crute
Jack Jenkins
Jake Matthews
Tom Nolan
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>>151034529
I do.
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let me know when the devastator is fighting
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get down with the thickness
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if colby ever has a daughter the jokes will write themselves in high school
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> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d6Enm5OXaJs
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>>151034497
Many are saying this.
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ynr olivi is on mat leave
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>>151034402
Nevermind fuck you I looked that broad up, for once Im thankful its censored
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>dr congo
thank god they left megan at home
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Got a vicious "Down with the Thicknesse" post in my back pocket
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Colby isn’t that Thick
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MOTHA FUCKAS GET UP
GET DOWN WITH THE THICKNESS
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there's still a path to the presidency for conor
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>>151034604
How do you even quantify something like this. Absolute nigger science
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>>151034590
Hey, you gotta admit she's pretty cute. I recommend any of these https://jav.guru/actress/asahina-natsu/
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Are you all ready to get Down with the Thicknesse?
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will we ever see an abbo in the ufc? like an actual blackfella abbo?
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>>151034604
>I'm bigger than the average congolese man
huh, probably why nearly every girl I get with comments on it
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>montague
>thicknesse
god damn french in the antipodeans
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>>151034655
same lol. I actually thought 20cm was average til I started having sex
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>>151034604
Veronica Hardy would tank that shit
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>>151034650
did they do a 'welcome to country'?
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>>151034650
Brendan "The Big Brown Digeridoo of Nantucket" Schaub
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We're in for a classic buck breaking. Enjoy
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>>151034604
So you see an african gentleman and immediately think about his penis? Says more about you, fagbag.
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>>151034645
If I ever goon to a futanari it'll be for my queen Sayuri
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>>151034660
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thicknesse
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MMA Guru fight companion is live. Better to chill in GODru’s chat and send in a couple cheeky Super Chats than languish here with the /heem/ plebs :)
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>>151034668
Hope you didn't impale too many fellas with that weapon.
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>>151034687
that is a man
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>>151034688
bloody normans
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>>151034688
for me, it's norman thicknesse
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>>151034687
Didn't that nigga get his dick chopped off or something? I think I remember some brazilian anons talking about it. Anyways, I prefer the japanese tranny.
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the arena is 80% empty lole
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bitch knees is getting manhandled
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>>151034727
>Baby's first mma
It's the undercard.
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>>151034604
If you’re not >6in girth you cannot satisfy a woman
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>>151034677
yeah they pass around a petrol can
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>>151034668
I honestly thought I had a small dick until I got a ruler out, turns out 18cm is enough to make girls tap out if you go with any sort of intensity. Had a whore in japan go wide eyed and do a double take looking at it, it is nice for your ego ngl
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thickness has tiny feet
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>>151034741
From experience, I can tell you that's not true.
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CHAMA CHAMA CHAMA
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>>151034497
it's actually not fake KEK
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>Thicknesse
Born zesty.
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breakin' that buck nice and gentle like.
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>>151033023
Carlos Ulberg
Jimmy Crute
Ramon Taveras
Jake Matthews
Tom Nolan
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SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEIT
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Literal buckbreaking kekw
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>>151034741
if you start going past 5in girth they enjoy it but past 5.5in they start whining
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That nigga is done for.
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musasa was terrible on the ground in his last fight too
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>>151034754
YWNBAW
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Mufasa getting dat thickness
long live the king
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that bitch got mauled
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weak choke
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His eyes were popping out
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>>151034805
... that's not what I meant. lol
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musasasisters....
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HE CAN'T BREATHE
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colby is about to get heemed
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CHILLS
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THE MOST DANGEROUS LEAD
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>>151034804
every time they go to the ground in training, they fall asleep
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thickness got GnP like my grammama
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>not converting those positions
What a bum
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>>151034687
thats a man. you can tell because the shoulder to hip comparison
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this nigger cant handle the girth
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pounded by thickness
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>>151034833
zip it Vikram
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>>151034850
You're not wrong in this case, but there are some sad dimensioned women out there. Most gymnasts for instance. It's gross.
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thickness striking shades of ben askren
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i like colby's gameplan of "surely my chin will save me!"
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>>151034874
body of a mini fridge.
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>>151034835
That's all GnP below HW. Some land the occasional good elbow, but it's otherwise weak.
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How is Thicknesse so fragile? Is Musasa just that strong?
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>>151034911
it's optics. thickness is in perpetual motion, light on the feet so it looks like he gets knocked around
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>>151034911
Both of these guys suck.
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>>151034911
His surname cursed him with zestyness since birth.
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You think we could ever see a pygmy fighter in the UFC? One of them could probably make flyweight if they bulked up.
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>>151034945
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This nigga Thicknesse trash
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Something feels off about Gegard
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>>151034804
He is terrible in the ground.
We're 1-1 but Musasa seems to lack some IQ
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musasa showed the world he wasn't ufc quality in round 1, thickness showed the same in round 2
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thickness will find the finish because a buck can never resist some thicc white meat
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>>151034995
kek
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RIGHT IN THE BBC
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kek you dont have to push me
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musasa is getting robbed
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heem nutty
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heem nutty
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ACK!
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>Sorry
kek
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MUH
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his dick is too big bros... it's over..
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He should get 10 minutes because of increased cock size
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second show in a row a nog gets castrated
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OOOOOOOOO THE BALL RATTLER
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>>151035057
He only kicked 5% of his BBC.
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You just know he's gonna be a fucking bitch and take the full 5 minutes
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That ones for Iryna!
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based
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oopsie daisy
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faking for rest
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BLACK MAN CAN'T PISS?
*headbutts police cruiser*
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This shot is brilliant and should be shown in any film study class #GameofThrones
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this nigga asked if he could pee
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why can't he pee?
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I CAN'T PEE
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nigga asked to pee? kek based
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He's hitting that "YO YO YO IT'S HUMP DAY"
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>>151035119
kek
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Janny should make it so that THE MMA "The King of /heem/" GURU's stream auto plays in /heem/ threads whenever he's live. It should also be impossible to pause, or mute.
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I CANT PEE
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>I want to pee
is this doo serious
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bladder lives matter
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>You can't pee now
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>I CAN’T PEE
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>>151035143
yah, fuck it, do it
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Compromise: Thicknesse has to use his mouth as a toilet as a penalty
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Reminder Gaethje had his nose broken and both eyes poked, and didn't take the full 5 minutes
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>>151033023
Ulberg
Crute
Jenkins
Matthews
Nolan
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doctor here. a feeling of urgency to pee is a sign of serious meng damage
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Anyone got a stream? Or am I gonna have to ask Musasa?
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>>151035181
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5k6A5yjPEEk
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Heem nutty
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nigga got good td defense
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>>151035173
Justin Gaethje is a cerebral mastermind unlike these dorkwads
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is this a fight or a gay porn video
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>>151035175
>He's holding the boarding pass.
lol
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>>151033023
Ulberg
Crute
Jack
Jake
Nolan
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>>151033023
Ulberg
Erslan
Jenkins
Magus
Campbell
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>>151035197
whoosh
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This the gayest fight ive ever seen
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>>151035223
Close that private window already, nigga
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buck opening up for the thicknesse
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should go to musasa
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has a great champions training partner ever not been shit when they fight?
t.blood diamond
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OH-WAH-AH-AH
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>>151035223
well I didn't see your dad so it must be a fight
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>>151035262
well it won't yanky
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>>151035271
>t.blood diamond
i don't think you know what that means
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>>151035283
That's Mr. Seppo to you.
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>>151035278
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>>151035289
i am blood diamond
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>>151035278
Whitey's lucky that bbc was flaccid or else he would've ended up with a broken leg.
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Are you Down with the Thicknesse?
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>>151035271
Aljo and Merab
Khabib and islam
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THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
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>>151035175
Wii was kind of shit anyway.
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Hahaha get fucked nigger
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>>151035283
fucking cunts robbed a man of a victory after fouling him
have some shame
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>>151035333
checking the digits
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>>151035333
Checked. Pools closed
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BCF
>BCF
BCF
>BCF
BCF
>BCF
BCF
>BCF
BCF
>BCF
BCF
>BCF
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mullarkey will ruin the winning ways
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Why didn't they let my homie pee?
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>>151035304
what happened to the old photoshop of the canvas with every KOd fighter on it, most notably askren and wei
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>>151035344
>shrimpclit doesn't even know what heem means
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>>151035349
used care salesman Buy Cara-France
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>>151035344
shrimpstradamus
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>>151035373
There's no rules against pissing yourself
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>el peruANO
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>>151035398
loss of bodily function (shitting, pissing or vomiting) is an immediate medical tko
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>>151035398>>151035373

Nevermore apparently it's a tko if you "lose bodily function". Not sure though if you willingly piss yourself
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>>151035418
Bad rule
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>>151035403
Wrong thread?
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There's no rule against pissing your opponents pants.
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>>151035418
I simply tickle my opponent, causing him to piss himself.
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Enough with the mularkey jack
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>>151035433
You just know some fucker would use piss as a strat.
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>>151035452
Kek 200 fight iq
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Thickness has no striking ability and his footwork looked like a newborn deer stumbling around.

Then when he finally gets it to the ground, he has pillow fists that couldn't crush a grape.

Why hasn't Volk trained him to strike?
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>>151035418
I didn't lose it, it's right there all over the canvas
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zamn australian ytbois are beating the shit out of blk boy sissies today
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>>151035418
Is there a rule about having showered recently? I always thought it would be funny to fight with severe BO.
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>>151035418
We've seen multiple people shart in the ring and it's never been called
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>>151035466
they were clearly having sex instead
clearly
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>>151035466
Training can't fix zestyness.
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PERU ANOS BROS.....
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>>151035488
Bathing in cow dung is completely legal
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i mean if you dont go for your free cheeky fence grabs, are you even really trying to win?
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>>151035521
Kek I can't pee
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>>151035489
Got any pics?
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I'm gonna take a nap. Someone wake me up for the main card.
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>>151035488
No and in fact there have been fighters that would not shower.
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Early stoppage?
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>>151035550
np bro, I'll knock on your window when it's about to begin
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this assie nigger nontent
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>>151035577
thx bro
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>>151035549
Shant save such filth but there's a webm of some wmma fighter shitting herself and smearing it on the canvas that gets posted regularly
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Laying and praying that much
>>151035514
Aquí
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>>151035488
unironically yes, if the ref/commission notices a fighter stinks in the locker room they can force them to shower or the fight won't go ahead, if they notice it during the fight it could be a DQ
>>151035489
ref has to notice it, the wording is "if faeces becomes apparent"
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>>151035549
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>>151033023
Ulberg
Erslan
Jenkins
Matthews
Campbell
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Ufc fight night on a Sunday morning lol
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>>151035606
VAMOS!
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>mullarkey
aussies have silly names
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If this aussie loses his contract, does that mean Dana has cut the Mullarkey?
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>>151035669
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Steele_Sidebottom
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>>151035684
Kek silly goose
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>>151032484
>>151032484
>>151032484
>>151032484
new
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cut the mullarkey
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Kody Steele Sidebottom
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>>151035710

no, suck a dick
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>>151035710
poor little shrimpdick...
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> mullarkey winning
what
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>>151035710
thanks man, we'll see you there
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>>151035569
thats a full blown seizure
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>>151033023
Reyes
Crute
Jenkins
MAtthews
Nolan
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mullarkey blew his wad
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This Peruvian twink is looking flimsy as shit.
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mullarkey's somehow been a crafty vet since he debuted at like 25
both finds ways to win against better guys but also incapable of learning new things
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>cut the mullarkey! get in there and heem him!
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>>151035549
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>>151035765
how the fuck is he a tw*nk
you homos are insufferable
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>>151035784
He's too fragile to be actually elite
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>>151035795
Can they replace parts of the mat, or do they just have to kinda avoid it for the rest of the night?
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load up the real thread
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why mullarkey be lookin like this kinda
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>>151035795
meditate upon the fragrance
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mullarkey got that caveman brow
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>>151035867
he has a mug. good proper irish mug.
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Lil ytboi's face tell me all I need to know, perubro won the fight
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>>151035795
>Kraut flag
>Scat porn
checks out
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>>151032484
>>151032484
>>151032484
>>151032484
>>
bedoya should win on damage but they're giving it to mullarkey
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>>151035891
SHRIMPJEET THREAD DO NOT USE
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mullarkey won
not that this is a good thing
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>>151035895
mma isn't scored on damage so that's good
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>>151035891
shalln't
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Make a non shrimpy thread ye suckas
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>>151035922
shrimp mogs you
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>>151035921
you should look up the new rules
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hometown cooking?
>>
I think there was some mallarkey about that decision
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>>151035928
if you actually read the rules document instead of watching guru you would know I'm right
>>
real thread
>>151035949
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>>151035946
how?
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>>151035895
Bedoya shouldnt have been so cheap with the strikes. The story stays with heem.
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>>151035957
Thank you Hitler
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>>151035921
It should be, your boy was getting pieced up in round 3. They should have given it to the peruvian
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>>151035813
Looks like they have emergency canvas ready for situations like this. (This was the follow up fight)
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>>151036002
Neat. Thanks.



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