total shrimp death
pretty decent turnout for 9am
This is a boot scooting boogie thread!https://youtu.be/d05tQrhNMkA
this is the thread
based halo theme enjoyer
does malarkey bleach his eyebrows or what the fuck does he have going on there?
>Sir, finishing this heem
>halo musicboyed
>>151035978>no shrimpfaggot in OPI will now post in your thread
>hammer and sickle tattoodont care, looks based
Fuck this commie faggot. Hope he gets heemed bad.
why didnt no 1 say court huberman=mcgee=petroski is on this card
Send your energy to the bogan. We need to this commie get heemed again.
Halo came out 24 years ago
Behead shrimp.
>loss to torrez finneygrim
Dorkland, Poo Pee Land
Two whites fighting? I don't know who to root for. Is there any way they can both win?
Carlos Ulberg vs. Dominick ReyesJimmy Crute vs. Ivan ErslanJack Jenkins vs. Ramon TaverasJake Matthews vs. Neil MagnyTom Nolan vs. Charlie Campbell
comradesisters....we can redistribute the heems of production
The hammer and sickle could mean anything these days btw. He could just be a Sovietboo who likes the aesthetics without subscribing to the tenets of Marxism-Leninism.
>>151036076Don't care. Want the commie heemed.
>>151036076It could mean his favorite zombies Map was ascension
HEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
terrible stoppage
HEEEEM STOPPY
Commies lose.
Real Heemunism hasn't been tried
HEEM FAINTY
Back to Russia or wherever his commie ideas are welcome.
FINISHING THIS FIGHT
Heemastroyka
KWACB
Commiebros...don't look...
Heem reffy
>>151036112he's still down
>>151036050ReyesErslanJenkinsMagnyNolan
>>151036135Portland, Oregon
gangly slenderman motherfucker vs t-rex petroski and petroski was the favourite?
>>151036076he's not a commie he's just russian and retarded>t. Philly and have met him before
Petroski will only be known for self heeming on someone’s ass while shooting
HEEEEEEEEM CENA
cringekino is back on the menu boys
Cam "Rowdy" Rowston
I MEMBER!!
this guy cuts promos like a wrestler
voice cracked. plot lost.
>>151036217Like Syko Stu maybe.
>>151036099Fair. Anyone unironically paying heed to that symbol nowadays deserves it.>>151036175Not surprising. Modern-day Russians will sing the praises of the Russian empire, the Soviet Union, and the modern Russian state without batting an eye, which any student of history will realize is fucking wild.
>>151036050Dominick ReyesJimmy CruteJack JenkinsNeil MagnyTom Nolan
>>151036184>>151036230I think he makes the top 10 of cringe interviews. That was painful to watch.
>>151036050ReyesErslanJenkinsMatthewsCambell
devastatorbros where we at
decisionatorbros where we at
Reyes beat Jones.
FINISH THE STORY
This card sucks ass
>>151036050ReyesCruteJenkinsMatthewsNolan
>>151036250His entire gym is kinda retarded, its why brady was smart to bring in Din Thomas
oh, bellato is the guy that faked a foul against paul fucking craig
This is a rat.
>>151036365I might say hi to a furry....... friend
>>151036364also known as the guy who lost twice to the guy who lost to anthony "lionheart" smith just a year ago
stirling is the ugliest cunt i have ever seen in my life
>>151036076Shits still gay, I enjoyed watching him get heemed
>>151036392They pull all the mirrors out the council flats again?
o shit its this nigga that pretended to be heemed by paul craigs upkick
1 of the 4 kiwis, kek
>>151036392You're welcome.
>>151036365heem cutey
hodolfo gelato
>>151036392He looks the most likely to actually browse here
What race is Stirling?
>le japanese tattoo monkey
>>151036365that's not a ratthis is a rat
true fight fan here
>>151036514Cromagnon
>>151036514none of the above
>when he hits people it hurts>it's like a natural power he has
>>151036514Kiwi.
I'm sleepy bros, I dont think I can continue.
>>151036524That's a sheep.
>>151036465oh hes that guy kek
>named after a native tribe that got absolutely heemed by USA
>>151036514navajo
>>151036465What was the point of this again?
>>151036468let him RIP
>>151036579>named after a currency that got heemed by george soros
>>151036579hes a real kai kara france
>>151036514Comanche
>>151036586Kek I laughed way too hard at that
why are they groping each other
>>151036594>I can't continue so you might as well give me the free win!
wahooo
>>151036607Kek based reference
those maori half breeds are fucking weird as shit
LET ME BANG MAN
>aussie starts randomly screaming>fight picks upkek
>>151036050ReyesErslanTaverasMagnyNolan
>>151036614it was a joke
thinkin of naming my kid cherokee ruble
>>151036594getting one over on the aris is always based
Damn blood pressure pills
>>151036652Amish Shekel
>going life and death with a can Paul Craig KO'd
>>151036684he's okay now, he can probably get a note from his doctor
>>151036050reyesrslantaverasmagnynolan
>>151036365
>>151036050Carlos UlbergJimmy CruteJack JenkinsJake MatthewsTom Nolan
>>151036652Metis dinar
>>151036652my son Apache Doubloon uppercuts that little faggot to the moon
>>151036712pop
Mohawk Moproblems.
>>151036746Born to heem on the prelims with that name
>>151036746i think you'd be surprised
For me it's Mohican Dong.
uhhh did these retards forger it's called heem?
>>151036757Biggies last words :(
Just tuned in Stirling looks like dogshit.
Last of the Mohican Dongs
blood diamond heems these guys
>>151036770I'm a fan of the og. Inuit reichmark.
>>151036050CarlosJimmyJackJakeTomsimple as
Stirling is fading (also his hair)
bellato? isnt that a italian desert?
>>151036819Stirling has lost 99% of his purchasing power
Eskimo Shilling.
Zapotec Centavo
Eskimo Peso
What's your walkout song?> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h0JvF9vpqx8
Shinnecock Colon
Holy SHIT this is a fucking DOGSHIT FIGHT in my DOGSHIT LIFE
>>151036868https://youtu.be/H2LQMElLoLs?si=cv7_cpBkSTDIxcw8
Thought it was aljo in the preliminary title fight. What a gyp. Woke up early.
comanche copper sucks
>fight so shit heem tries out their standup routine
Blackfoot Zimbabwean-dollar
african american dogecoin
Bostonian barrels of salmon
>>151036868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IeqtAB1WgEw
Coastal Salish Cash App
2-1 Bloblato
Maori roman gold coins
Genuinely impressed that Navajo doesn't have the cardio to go 3 rounds
sterling has the style of someone with like 20% more power
why do they hug and snuggle afterwards seems kinda gay
>>151036927now you're just reaching
Iroquois beaver pelt will decision
>>151036936TOMMY ASPINALLASPINALLTOMMY ASPINAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLNANANANANANANANANAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
BondOkeechobee Bearer-bond
Muscles are for losers.
Im so bored
Tseil watuth bottlecaps
>>151036961I would never cultivate comradery with my opponents.
>giving the nod to the localyeah aussies are a corrupt lot
hope they cut stirling soon, he's terrible to watch. buday got cut for being boring too so let's hope
Albino Adesanya isn't living up to his daddy's ideal.
>>151036961fighting is the same as sex
>>151036938This might be my favorite one of the night
>>151036050NolanMathjewsRamonCruteReyes
waht species is this?
well, he is right about arslan being shit
Stirling needs to turn his monitor on.
>>151037019You're doing it wrong.
Thomas nooooooooooooo
Its your boy Lakota Barter here
Kickapoo Rupee, hell of a chin
They put too much emphasis on Stirling being undefeated. It's meaningless when you're going up against Ibo Aslan tier fighters.
Indian Rupee
absolute state of poofc
when do the good fights start
>>151037084undefeated is a meme ever since the fighting nerds got wiped
Pooth, Worst Poopeelia
>>151036999Almost all of them are lefties, of course corrupt.Not a bit of integrity or human soul in 90% of the population.
>>151037116Next week bahtcards
>>151036050CarlosErslanJackJakeCampbell
why are australians so brown i thought it was a white country
rodolfo won the 3rd.30-27 is from two judges is insane
Aw Dom looks so cute there with the men.
>>151037084khabib refutes this
Israeli IOU
>>151037130who's the brown guy?
yall watching this bullshit? lmao
>>151037126who's Baht? what weight class does he fight in
what race is ulberg?
>>151036908Would be the most pillow-fisted puncher in the world. Needs a million punches just to get a knockdown.
>>151037147Kek name one good win from Israeli iou
>>151037173damn when did milkingtable get all weird
heemtime sisters
Reyes is probably gonna heem
>>151036652Thank you for kicking off this trend
Dominick "Sting" Reyes
Over cumming
barring a quick KO, which is possible but unlikely, the main event is going to be a horrific staring contest unless reyes gets desperate
Ibo Aslan vs Ivan Erslan is the fight to make
>>151037208Imagine being a "professional athlete" and resorting to this
Charlie Campbell is American and Americans are generally better than Australians at just about everything
reyes has a glass chin
>>151037239reyes can easily knock him out I think. he's faster and has better angles.
>>1510372670 americans champions
>>151037256/ourgirl/ would NEVER
>>151037256Free money innit?
>>151037269Bullet-proof glass
how would you defend against this?
>>151037269ulberg is chinny too
i need a streamlink
didnt watcha single fight so far.
charlie's a bad name for mma
>>151037273the problem i see is ulberg never taking a step forward, reyes is much better on the counter and he may be forced to go forward
>>151037278That's not true. Kayla Harrison is American.
>>151037287She showed feet for free because she has soul and knows how to take a compliment like a good girl.
>>151037267the fuck they're better at nothing
This fight's probably going to be decent
>>151037322>She showed feet for free because she has SOLES and knows how to take a compliment like a good girl.FTFY.
>>151037293do they like each other? the way he caressed his head looked kinda gay.
>>151036868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wbHS8yeUsPA
>>151037328Cinema.
>>151037355says who?
>>151037350he also lowered him gently onto the grassdefinitely some repressed homosexuality there
how was the undercard
Pooth, Worstern Poopeelia
>>151036868https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zb7qbB7nq54
BIG TRAIN IN THE UFC BABY
>>151037390there was like 2 good fights
>perthtell me about this place, is it as bad as i've heard it is
>he is a ninja
kick those little legs ameribro
>>151037330it wont
>>151037407who said it was bad
>>151037365Everyone. Including your mother, last night, over a post-coitus glass of scotch.
Queersland, Poopeelia
>>151037208She made me very horny before, when she was a fighter. I remember "getting crazy" when she posted in her stories a video of her walking in a street talking some shit and eating an ice cream or whatever. She licked that good. I took a screen shot to masturbate.Now she is looks like a fat Bogdanoff bimbo and on top of all that her pussy and ass are ugly.
>>151037390>undercardgo back to pillowtap you poofter
>>151037407if you wind up in perth, something went wrong in your life
Was his mum a skunk?
>>151037446That's what people in the US say about Alaska
Holy fuck, these guys looks like twins
blasting those blind inside leg kicks makes me cringe evertim.
>>151037444sorry i used the wrong word
Never trust a Campbell
the ufc is really getting away with cloning people still?
HEEM TAPPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
>>151037444fag
wew
Retard fight he
HEEEEEEM TAPPY
>>151037563pillowpoofter
>>151037528But I like soup.
>>151037577I bet you are you slag, but it's still an undercard.
typical aussie move, always cheating
>>151037592it was okay. a couple of heems with some mid decisions
Shut up. Will will drone strike your cities.
>>151037407it's worse
>>151037592>n-no you!famous /box/cel IQ
>>151037611dead board
another win for anime chads
>>151037666corny font
>>151037666looks like the chudjack
>>151037659>/box/Oh, is that what you meant? I've never even watched boxing, lol. It's still an undercard.
>yeah uh I'm just gonna take off 8 months of my prime after a highlight finish
>>151037666>
>>151037665That's somebody's son
>oh, yah, and thanks god
>>151037688>>151037695yahikobros..
>>151037666what's a new anime bros i haven't watched anything since cowboy bebop
bum bum pooivasa
charles custom shorts look great but $130 is steep
>>151037666cringe kino
Is Jake still a muslim?
Guys I'm in a financial desperate situation and the best I could do was betting all my paycheck on Reyes. I am cooked?
>>151037731bible black
>>151037742Buy an ad, faggot.
>>151037288The cost is explaining it to your child when/if they ever find out.
>>151037761Maybe.But maybe not..
>>151036465kek didnt recognize that guy, hope he loses every fight for the rest of his life
>>151037761I miss betting. Can't do it anymore cause my documents are old
>>151037761bapa...
>>151037771>Think of the children!Fuck off, faggot. Kids know how money works.
>>151037742to what social events do you guys wear your official ufc merch to
>>151037761get your shit together
Does Magney even stand a chance? He's such a bum
>>151037824you sound stable
>less than 2% of fighters>25% of beltshow are we so powerful?
>>151037844Against the Celtic Kid? Doubtful
holy shit magny looks horrible
>>151037846You sound like a hairy fruit.
Neil's reign of terror stops HERE
what demographic is mckenzie pavchichich supposed to appeal to
>>151037827cookouts
>>151037824It's not about "knowing how it works" it's about your classmates fapping to your mom in the 7th grade
>>151035949Fuck Dana
>>151037877Chippewa Kroners
>>151037852best genetic base for fighting is either high iq / mixed black or niggerish white person
>>151037887Everyone is going to want to come to his birthday. You don't want your kids to be cool?
>>151037867not yet he doesn't
>>151037827Job interviews.
>>151036524i thought rats bited?
>>151037824Definitely not saying think of the children. Just was listing the cost. If you are okay paying that price then I've got no problem with it. I personally wouldn't want kids at school making fun of me for my mom's butthole internet pictures.
>>151037852by cheating and stealing decisions
>>15103787760 year old Divorced alcoholic which is the demographic
Second biggest fight on the card.
Jake "The Celtic Kid with Nordic Tattoos Who walks out to Raggae music" Matthews-Muhammad Al Australi
>>151037915Fragile.
>>151037877american putin loyalists
>>151037852>how are we so powerful?I assumed you would know. Never been to australia, me.
>>151037938Kek fair enough
is jake still muslim
I thought Magny was supposed to fight Navajo Renminbi?
The celtic traitor
Magny bros this is our time
is magny the most 30 yr prospect of all time
my nigga magnum neil magny, hold it down
>>151037759>>151037957Brother Jake is still a strong Muslim, mashallah
>>151037895Example
>>151038041Mike perry
Whatever one thinks of Australians, I'm still glad they exist.
the 45-year-old prospect
>>151038062wtf, is this real?
How about, instead of fighting, they shook hands and built some homes for the needy?
>>151038062WTF is this real!?!?
>>151038062this is obviously AI you can by the way the cat warps through the wall and the way it's paws turn into fingers
>>151038041He's an idiot. Just another mentally ill cuck. Ignore and move on.
>mma fighters>is just a shitty boxer kick those twig legs
>>151038077Get that commie gobbledygook out of here
>>151037852>less than 2% of fightersLmao this is not true at all, not even close. Whites are clearly way more than 25% of the UFC roster
Monkey bro, When will Wanderlei Silva fight start?I think popó will kill him
>>151038055mike perry is the blackest man alive
THE FIXIS IN
LMAO
Great stoppage
HEEM FAKE SLEEPY
>perdios pretending he just ended the round
> 1 second to gojust restart it
bruh
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM WRONGY
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I meeeean
now knock out the white boy
How about, instead of begging, they go back to their country of origin?
Cheating groid.
it's still on?
KEEEEK
uhhhhh
KEEEK another incompetent aussie
nigger riggerini
LOL
lmao that was a stoppage
KINO
absolute nonsense
>fight’s still onkino
He clearly stopped the fight KEK
I understand why he did it, but lol.
magny pretended to be out tho
lmfao does a ref have the power to reverse a decision like that?
>thumbs up>THIS NIGGA IS DEAD
to be fair, perdios pretending he didn't stop the fight is probably the fairest call here
he called it before the horn bruh you CAN'T change thisare there no rules? if he called it minutes before the round ended would it be ok?this sport is so fucking rigged
>>151038168yeah fuck it, good call on a bad one for once
aussies are the most retarded British colony
What a pussy of a ref. Just handle your bullshit call, man
Neil Magny deserves to get heemed now.
>>151038181
>>151038193best ref in the UFC by this alone.
HAHAHAHA IMAGINE CARING ABOUT THIS RIGGED GARBAGE. ACTUALLY FAKE. ((((ALL SPORTS ARE))))
kek mentally ill bettors seething
>>151038200Genuinely... it's bad stoppage but it wouldn't exactly be the first time. Just own it
just let him die
This nigga gonna get choked again LOL
>SECOND CHANCE: DENIED
Ref he's out
>>151036365Gonna have to ask you to turn on your monitor, Playa.
if this fight doesn't get overturned to a no contest no matter what this sport is rigged and fake
Little white nuts in his mouth
lol
BUCK STATUS?
why doesn't he use his hands to defend
>>151038248omg stfu faggot
>>151036594Winning the story.
I thought Matthews was a boxer
Is this the first time a fighter got submitted twice in one fight?
>>151038248>politics are fake, at least my sports are safe
>>151038251
if the ref stops the fight that is at least a 10-8 round
Matthews about to be the first UFC fighter to beat the same opponent twice in the same fight.
>>151038278he's a bjj guy who fell in love with his hands
>>151038264this is literally inexcusable dude are you seriousIF THE REF STEPPED IN AND REVERSED IT MINUTES BEFORE THE ROUND ENDED YOU WOULD LOSE YOUR SHIT
ref might get fired for this, whereas if he just went with it like herb did in the askren/lawler fight no 1 would even talk to him about it.
10-7 story round for magny
>>151038259KAFFIR STATUS?
>>151038285jamal mad
No racism below this line_______________________________________
N
Sean Brady-esque performance
Was Neil magny ever good?
>>151038299>NOOOOO YOU HAVE TO ROB HIM NOOO
Niggers are pretty cool I guess
>>151038330Ice!
I enjoy the company of niggers. They don’t ruin anything, they make it better actually.
>>151038299>ifshut up bitch
I would simply tell my fighter, regardless of the context, that his opponent was getting tired and about to break.
>>151038346I fear for my life around them
>>151038303>end of round>Magnys arm went limp>sees Magny wasn't out >didn't wave it offI think he's fine.
>>151038346>I enjoy the company of niggersyeah you take after your mother LOL
gay ass wrestle fucking
bjj is so boring and gay. imagine wanting to rub on men while they force their sweaty balls on your face.
>>151038363>>151038369TAKE THAT GARBAGE ABOVE THE RACISM LINE
>>151038375And paying to do it
Mike mallott esq?
>>151038346I especially like how they are highly intelligent and quiet in public.
its over for you if you fail the magny test
revenge peepee thrust
bbc
>>151038389Not racist, just don't like 'em is all
Matthews is such shit bro
MALOTT'D
>>151038367but he waved it off, and then said nvm fights still on. herb would have done the same if it wasn't a big deal to do that.
lmao classic
>>151038330Illegal post
ITS TIME FOR THE MAIN EVENT OF THE EVENING
NEIL.FUCKING.MAGNY.
MY PICKS
What are the new links these days - crackstreams gone, reddit mma streams is gone - what u guys using
HAHAHAHAHA FUCK MATTHEWS THE MUZZIE FUCK
damn, nice fight
>>151038389Sorry I was raised in a predominantly white area. I was legitimately terrified when I had a layover in Atlanta.
Absurd
THE WHITE MAN MARCHES ON
Racist chuds anything to say? Get BLACKED
I thought Jake won in the first!
NEIL MAGNY THE GOAT
HEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
thrown fight
No contest.
OH NO NO NO
Gate kept
KWABOTY
Matthews legit robbed
the haitian sensation, aoutneil magny, the crafty vet, does it again.(don't hate'em, just don't like'em)
The legend of Ian Machado keeps growing
old ahh magney with another common W
>>151038411Right before the tap. Always comes up short
AUSSIES SEETHING
Guys I started watching wwe this week for the first time and im not gonna lie its lowkey more fun to watch than ufc. Mma boring as fuck 99% of time except for high ranked champ fights. I admit it. I finally see the truth
It's a draw. 1-1
Both fighters won this oneLiterally
>>151038416>but he waved it offNo he didn't. I just went back and watched the replay.
Why did matthews give up?
glad matthews lost, white muslims are disgusting
IT WASN'T EVEN A GOOD FIGHT FUCKING FAGGOT RETARD REFTHE COMMISSION HAS TO OVERTURN THE FIGHT TO A NO CONTEST IF THEY FOLLOW THE RULES THEY FUCKING SET
robbery
>>151038441It'll be changed to a No Contest.
Is Neil Magny the greatest gatekeeper of all time?
neil "the gate keeping GOAT" magny
idk how matthews couldn't tell what he was trying to do there
HAHHAHAHAHA LITERALLY FAKE AS FUCK EAT SHIT RETARDS WHO STILL DONT BELIEVE ((((THEY))) CONTROL EVERYTHING FROM YOUR BREAKFAST TO THE WAY YOU DRESS
>>151038445
heem reffy
The white man marche-ACK!
Imagine winning and losing in the same fight
>>151038500how much did you lose?
Maybe catholicism?
>>151038496he could he deliberately lost
gonna be a no contest in like two weeks
>>151038500I'm starting to believe
>>151038468That last fight was a movie dog, Neil. Motherfucking. Magny.
>>151038433honestly that's how any normal person should feel. those people do not think 15 seconds ahead into the future and dumb shit happens cause of it.
>>151038445>freeze frame>record scratchYup thats me. Youre probably wondering how I got here.
>>151038477Yes he did.
only islam can save the west
Very good Matthews, HOWEVER
>>151038515i lost my pick on these threads: aka: everything.
>>151038445"OH NO HE'S GOING FOR A GOOCHIMURA"
Neil Magny is an Army Veteran
>>151038496
>>151038477ahstill seems pretty sketchy territory though because he interfered with a submission
CRY WHITE BOY
>>151038445Jake 'The Muslim Celtic Kid with Viking Tattoos' Matthews adding Chinese to his list of identities.
bogans in the crowd getting revved
Fine, since none of you have the courage to say it then I will. Neil Magny is the greatest fighter to never win a belt.
>>151038529kek nope they just showed it again on stream
IF THE REF AUTISTICALLY STOPPED THE FIGHT MINUTES BEFORE THE ROUND ENDED NOBODY WOULD EXCUSE THIS SHIT
>>151038555Anglo boi*
>>151038536>all that eye make uplol attention whore
>cant even remember the rocky quotelmao
they gotta cut jake after that shit
>>151038569the mfer noticed that he fucked up with a hilariously early stoppage and decided to just lie lmao
>>151038525There was less than 10 black kids in my high school of 1000.
>>151038567I watched. He grabs him at 1 second.
glad to see referees enforcing affirmative action
Neil Magny beat Geoff Neal, he’s one of the top gatekeepers of the sport
>>151038569>if the ref suplex'd matthews nobody would defend ityeah that didn't happen tho
>>151038433Fragile.
>>151038523the noooticing really happened when all the black champs got kicked out around the us election time. will not join your war sorry. will not subscribe to your policy of diseased hatred and psychopathy, sorry.
>>151038603The gatekeepers superbowl
>>151038629>>151038629>>151038629>>151038629>>151038629
>>151038594He never WAVED it off. He intervened at the end of the round like a ref is supposed to do.
based magny, based ref for lying about his screwup
>>151038433and these pussies fancy themselves the master race lole
Jake will always be a grunt shoveling shit with dregs in the trenches. Fuck him
>>151038433I had a layover in Austin, Texas and convinced all the black americans that I had never seen trees before.
>>151038653Someone make a non Shrimpjeet one
>>151038591Same, but when I went to college in the city it was fine. You're a bitch.
