first for magny
>>151038607tell me you can't make value judgements on completely viable and analogous hypotheticals without telling me fucktard
die shrimp
black people get one free submission to account for socioeconomic factorssorry chuds
Shrimp thread
No racism above this line_______________________________________
>>151038659if matthews had a gun the ref would have let him win
Nigger
>>151038659it's not analogous, if you were 90+ iq you might understand that. You are mentally ill.
>poatan still whining about no damageman, that's just a bitch move
Where tf is rob. Is he on the Australian language stream or fukkin what??
>>151038659>Signing posts
>>151038680the ref stopping the fight minutes before the round ended instead of seconds can both be scrutinized based on the exact same rule but nobody ismatthews having a gun doesn't break the same rule
>>151038629Can’t tell if ribas is cute but i do know she has a cute butt
The ref did stop it but it was clearly a terrible stoppage so I don't care. I wish blatantly terrible stoppages could be overturned like this more often.
>>151038691Seriously he's like>Where did he hurt me? When did he do any damage?At the end of that round you got wobbled and saved by the bell, maybe?Dude is starting to sound like izzy
Ramon "xxxtentacion" tavares
That's one bad toupee
>>151038690>no counter argument except "nuh uh [ad hominem]"yeah dipshit i'm definitely the sub 90 iq one here
is this the one boys
>>151038726She strikes me as enthusiastic.
if you're not white you're not right
>>151038720tell me you can't make value judgements on completely viable and analogous hypotheticals without telling me fucktard
>>151038748holy reddit
>>151038691And what damage did YOU do, Pooatan?
So do Saudis officially control the world or is it still the jews? I like to get sociopolitical updates from heem
Bo pickle
>>151038762You're incredibly gay.
>>151038760that's exactly what i'm disagreeing with you over lol you might think reusing what i said is some kind of own but it's not>>151038762wow low iq retards also love trump what else is new
>>151038784Did you know that no one has successfully assassinated a pope in over a thousand years? Cursed are all the children of Abraham, just sayin'.
It's okay to overturn stoppage bros... of course we'll only do it for certain fighters depending on a some nebulous criteria and it's not in the rulebooks, it's just a vibes thing y'know?
>>151038784clearly the jews are above the saudis on the pol tier list
>>151038788>>151038803don't worry, when I become supreme leader I'll ban sports betting so the cattle don't suffer mentally
>>151038784Saudi Arabia is literally controlled by America which is controlled by the chosen people. So there's your answer.
you guys dont understand the significance of that last fight. a new president was potentially set depending of they make it a no contest later or leave it.
we get it bro you're so outraged that the rules are broken i'm sure you'll keep this shtick up
>the guy who beat herbert burns vs the guy who beat cortavious romious
>>151038784It's the zioshit lobby, which includes american evangelicals, israelis, new yorker jews, and gulf state monarchs
many meng
>>151038814> Did you know that no one has successfully assassinated a pope in over a thousand years?wow so nobody has cared about the foot kisser for a thousand yearscatholics in shambles
MANY MENG
>>151038740this dude looks exactly like what I would expect a guy from Jacksonville to look like
>>151038833Supreme leader of what? Rohan? Get the fuck outta here.
mini mengmini mini mini mini meng
>>151038629>>151038726Incredibly cute
>>151038849>>151038835>>151038814Heem is pretty based
I really don't understand what the issue is, Magny didn't tap, wasn't unconscious and wouldn't have been unconscious in the next half >>151038720second before the bell sounded. There's nothing to analyze or scrutinize here, the fight wasn't over, it's simple as that.
>>151038842haha so funny dude let's just have fights that don't have rules where everyone constantly nut shots and kills each other by punching each others' necks that would be cool
>>151038856WISH HEEMS UPON ME
>>151038870
End of the day, the ref stopped the fight before the round had finished. 1 second, 1 minutes, it doesnt matter. Awful decision, and if I was Matthews camp, I would be appealing that results.
clearly this world is run by a secret cabal of sub saharan africans
>>151038726Her sister mogs hard
>>151038847Cortavious Romious sounds like a name that a Roman centurion in the year 56 BC would have. Not a black American in the year 2025 AD.
>>151038889don't reason with sports bettors, genuinely some of the most mentally ill people you can ever encounter
>>151038803The man with the highest iq in the world (276) supports Trump so maybe youre a retard.
>>151038784it goes>lizard people>machine elves>chinese communist party>jesuits>jews>free masons>the pope
>>151038895>let's just have fights that don't have rules where everyone constantly nut shots and kills each other by punching each others' necks that would be coolthis but completely unironically
>>151038889so you can do the same thing minutes before the round ends too then?
>>151038889The fight was over. The ref finished it.
Okay next question regarding jewz n shiet. Why are they losing the narrative or is it strategic narrative manipulation?
>>151038895that genuinely would be cool though you faggot
>>151038889Nobody is arguing that it's good stoppage retard, just that it's STOPPAGE
Neil Magny is on a 2 fight winning streak, give him the winner of JDM/Islam
>>151038935ok but what if you DIDNT have breakfast this morning?
>>151038889i agree. people just wanted the other guy to win. it would've been more of a controversy if it happened in the middle of round and magny "lost" and you really can't restart the fight in that position.he clearly wasn't out. it would've been a robbery if the fight was called due to that.
frankly, the ref stopping the fight and then doing "it was a prank bro" is fucking based
>>151038934
>>151038929you haven't proven that the ref didn't break the rules
debate me
>>151038969you haven't proven that the ref didn't break the rules you're just playing into my points like a little bitch
referees are allowed to take back one stoppage per card if following conditions are met>crowd boos>loser immediately puts his arms up like “aww man”>round has less than five seconds leftthe council rules it so
>>151038971I WROTE the fucking rules. The round doesn't end when the buzzer goes off, it ends when the ref says it ends. The ref was simply telling the fighters the round was over and it was before the bell.Simple as.
>>151038997No.
>>151038974lol was that legal?
>>151038975>>151039002He did break the rules, and he was right to do so.low IQ individuals are flummoxed by this
>>151038997*shoots you in the neck*
>>151038930this doo thinks iq is real
>>151039029Kek too soon
>>151038842actually, if he's that one heem resident, yes he willspammy's whole personality is getting btfo and posting about it "ironically" for the next few months to show how unbothered he is by it (everyone can see he's beyond butthurt)
>>151039018Yeah.
>>151039033Asian males get validation from test scores
>>151039029reminder that he was thinking of BBC when he got ACK'd
>>151039029if you shoot your enemies in the neck to death they win
blindly holding onto the illusion of arbitrary rules to pretend you are in a civilized worldone day you will realize cage fighting has been meaningless nonsense all along
>>151039033>>151039065who is your favorite black chess player, bros?
>>151039009Ref said, "He's out."
>>151039080thanks socrates
If you could change one illegal blow to legal what would it be? I'm stuck between soccer kicks and headbutt. I lean towards soccer kick but I'm open to being convinced on headbutts.
why is the ref pausing the fight? doesn't he know mma has le ebin arbitrary rules made by jews and nutshots are legal now?
hmm i put salt on these peanuts but they're not salty
>>151039080Referees are supposed to follow the rules, that's their whole job.
>>151039033Its just a coincidence that all of the lowest iq places are also the least developed
>>151039135The queen.
>>151039168Proof?
>>151038944Israelis got high on their own supply. For decades they were able to do literally anything and still maintain support among the masses because they controlled legacy media. They got arrogant and thought they could continue to do whatever they want in a time of the internet and social media where legacy media is increasingly irrelevant. They don't bother to hide what their doing because they never had to before, but now everyone can see it. Which resulted in most people under 40, across the political spectrum (far-right, conservatives, liberals and far-left) becoming anti-Zionists.
>>151039137he was talking about the round
>>151039168their job is to give you the illusion that this is a real sport
Not enjoying seeing this old man with CTE getting punched so much
how tf does bro have a zambia vpn?
>>151039147Back of the head.
he’s out can mean many things
>>151039180Well written. Do they course correct or say fuck it and double down?
Taveras looks like he steals catalytic converters at 3am
>>151039190For real... mine only goes to Yemen.
>>151039147stomps to the nuts
has a fighter ever heemed themselves by headbutting
lol wanderlei just threw a knee in his boxing fight
>>151039181The round is a person that can be out now?
I knew a Jack Jenkins once. He lived with his mom his entire life and he died of aids. Must have been late 40's early 50's.
>>151039080“Real fighting” is also an illusion
>>151039216so far they're doubling down, the hubris is otherwordly, these are a people that have legit never been questioned ever
JJ looking good
>>151039193You know I like this but it feels like a wasted opportunity when the others are so much more fun.
>>151039216they will have to course correct in twenty years but right now they have a force field of subservient powerful boomers in western countries
>>151039029kek
>>151039231based
>>151039232yeah you fucking dumbass
>>151039252I just think about it every fight, lol
LOL Wanderlei chimped out and started headbutting
why is tavares spelled weird
>>151039215>He's out!>Out of his mind if he thinks he's not winning this!
UFC is fake. Non legitimate. Never seen anything more fake, actually - its one of the fakest. Totally fiction, not real. These guys - its like they take real hits, but the story line... the story line... the characters.... I mean its not real, if that's what you want me to say - its not real. Can you imagine? They make these guys - buff guys, huge guys - take steroids. Destroy their bodies, ruin their chance at having sons, for what? I mean, if you want to have only daughters, just adopt! I mean...
>>151039229Kevin Holland vs Dookie Daukaus maybe?
>>151039253>>151039242Thanks for the insight. Pleasantly surprised with your answers
crash bandicoot bros I have a real bad feeling about the main event
>>151039290lmao did he get in trouble?
>>151039226If you're butt scooting like a faggot. I support this.
>powerful legs>australian>named jackok so why isn't he "kangaroo" jack
yo wtf rizin is livehttps://youtu.be/SgEOHWr6r9s
I just got back from Church. How was my boy "the prospect killer" Neil Magny?
ANZACs on an absolute tear this card. Only low blows and cheating refs can stop the mighty convict stock
>>151039360Wand disqualified.Massive brawl between wands team and the other guy.
>>151039395You're not going to believe it. He lost and then won
>>151039395generated seethe
>>151039399holy shit loland he missed weight by like 40lbs to boot (on top of that)
>>151039396> cheating refsa cheating ref WOULD stop the fight when someone is not out.
>>151039395jake quit randomly after taking no damage
>>151039419wasn't that clickbait? i have a hard time believing that wanderlei agreed to fight at 160lbs
>>151039395Still the goat gatekeeper
>>151039395What church do you go to?
>>151039216So far they're continuing to double down. I honestly don't think is possible for Israelis to course correct. The majority of their population is literally insane with bloodlust. Zionist Jews in the west realize what's happening and have been desperately trying everything to change the narrative but it they're failing spectacularly because the people in Israel are making their job impossible due to their actions.
>>151039388>2試合目までBetter find another stream.
>>151039395Mallot'd that freak
HOLY FUCKING SHIT GUYSABSOLUTE CHIMPOUT IN WANDERLEI X POPO FIGHT!!!!WERDUM AND CREW INVADED THE RING AND EVERYBODY WAS FIGHTING HOLY SHIIIIT
>>151039439ah, didnt see that
WANDERLEI JUST GOT HEEMED IN A BRAWL
>>151039428After the first stoppage, it's hard to recollect yourself.
>>151039388based
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151039463nontent
>>151039476lol
>>151039463is that surprising? wanderlei and wedum are both chimps.
anyone have a webm of that massive fuckup
>>151039476Kekcpure comedic gold
>>151039476
>>151039463What are you watching?
>>151039476What the fuck lmfoa
>>151039476FELONY 2 BABYLETS GOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Got into an argument with some old ass boomer faggot outside walmart today, I was leaving and as I got to my car this faggot starts talking shit to me about how I parked to close to his car and he couldn't get in even though he totally could, so we started yelling at each other and then finally he turned to leave and I heemed him in the back of the hard as hard as I could. He dropped immediately and his faggot wife started screaming I just hopped in my car and sped off lol fucking faggot got what was coming to him.
all these fights suck i don't think i'm an mma guy anymore
>>151039476HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151039476CARALHO, that was ugly. IU think he will get really fucked.I was already bothered by the fight iteself
>>151039476>heemed by managerholy shit
>>151039476that's a negative chin right there
>>151039447Catholic church.>>151039408>>151039411>>151039428>>151039441>>151039458That's what I love to hear. idk why I really like when gatekeepers win,
>>151039476BJbros...
>>151039476PROTECK YOURSELF AT ALL TIME
>>151039510Your profile pic is green, but your text makes you sound black.
>>151039510Why are you brown
>>151039510based and car pilled
>>151039476CANDYLEI KEK
>>151039533I believe the kids say "fraudchecked"
>>151039533Did you eat your god like a good sheep?
>>151039476hope the old man is okay, that looks nasty
>>151039476a gust of wind
>>151039476more exciting than the entire perht card
>>151039476LMAO HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151039476I like picking a different person each time to watch in the chaos. Check out white shirt.
jack won sorta shit fight tho
>>151039510>>151039510fuck boomers, based
>>151039476there's a point where more brain damage makes you smarter
AAABLUU BOOO HOOO I WON A DECISION AGAINST A CAN I AM...LE CRYING
>>151039559i feel like that only applies to hyped prospects, matthews already lost to half of the division
>>151039583hes a real one
got into an argument with some faggy little zoomer outside walmart today, I was leaving and I told him he parked his gay little red prius too close to my whiphe started running his mouth and swung at meI expertly weaved and finished him with a clean right crossmy wife started yelling slurs at him and we sped off before the cops got there
>>151039605I can't keep up with the youth's lingo anymore.
>>151039510>back of the hard as hard as I couldlol you touched his erect penis
just woke up fuck i wanted to watch the whole event fuck this shit
>>151039476EVERYBODY WAS KUNG FU FIGHTINGHIYAH!!
sniff T_T
>>151039643you didn't miss anything
Don't cry faggot.
>>151039510based but you're probably going to jail
>>151039643it has been mid as was expected b
>>151039632basically, magny beating mallot counts as a fraud check, him beating the quran kid doesn't
crying after winning a midcard fight is a huge story loss
kek what a scared bitch
let the man be happy
Jack "Get me my tissues from my purse" Jenkins
>>151039510Average back of the head shot enjoyer
>>151039583You should see the start of it. Werdum RAJA'd some guy. I don't know if it landed tho.
is this dude's nickname fart?
>>151039673I forgot to submit picks, it it too late now?
>>151039395he almost got subbed by Matthews 5 times in 2 rounds, then managed to sub Matthews
>>151039673>all reyesno winners and /heem/ humiliated yet again
>>151039673heem is so stupid
>>151039653>>151039662watching mid live is alright but rewatching it is torture
>>151039561Yes I did partake in Holy Communion with a bunch of filipinos. It's funny/sad that over the years I never saw any new white people join the church and the existing white people just aged out and there's barely any of them left and all the new and young people at my church are filipino/indian now.
Got into an argument with some fat boomer and his wife in the parking lot today. he was trying to claim that I parked too close to his car and dented it with my door, but I wasn't having that bullshit. told him to fuck off and his wife came up screaming in my face. I knocked her ass the fuck out, went back into walmart and finished my shopping.
>ivan erslan in a co main and it isn't even the apexthat's what happens when you build a card around the tafa brothers
My cake is in the oven. The batter tasted delicious so I don’t think I can fuck this up. It’s in at 350f. Will check back in 30.
what takes more stamina striking or wrestling (top/bottom position doesn't count)
>>151039715>got into an argumenthuge story loss
>>151039728sex with women
>>151039476what a joke arrest them all
>>151039728power bottom
>>151039673im still unheemed (i copied someone elses picks except based magny)
Saw an obese boomer get into an argument with some broccoli haired mutt zoomer today. I couldn't tell what they were arguing about but when the boomer turned around the zoomer the grabbed his dick as hard as he could. After that I just did a 360 and walked away.
>>151039673reyes is so hyped up it's gonna curse him
Call me crazy. I could do without Bruce buffer
>>151039728Wrestling. In wrestling your muscles are constantly engaged, in striking your muscles relax in between bursts of strikes.
Bruce "Reddit" Buffer
>>151039476crazy horse laughing somewhere right now
>>151039715very cool conor
Why is a kiwi main eventing a perth card? Does the ufc think nz is the same as Australia?
How is it almost October already
>>151039780>hating on buffernow THAT'S Reddit!
I didn't get into an argument today
>>151039768And I could do with a hot femboy but what you gonna do?
>>151039728It depends really. High volume striking requires a lot of stamina, but wrestling forces you to engage with nearly all your muscles. You need to fight against weight and to explode violently pretty often. Very scrambly sessions legit drain you fast as fuck.
>>151039801Do you usually win?
>>151039476Gooby would've heemed at least one trespasser
>>151039801Yes you did, faggot
pereira is talking so much shit in the buildup to this fighthe's getting heemed this time isn't he
there are levels on this server
i like sandhagen getting a title shot but against merab it's going to be really embarrassing. cory already looked shit against umar.
bruce reddit has the p4p best onions face in the ufc
>>151039805I usually just watch on mute.
if this main event is boring pitter patter I'm cancelling my /heem/ subscription
>>151039801good for you buddy
>>151039830Ali admitted his fighters us IV drips and roids
>>151039789According to Lord Dana White, the colonies are all virtually the same until they prove themselves capable of a self-sustaining civilization.
>>151039728In general? Wrestling. For Strikers? Wrestling. For Wrestlers? Striking.
>>151039852No refunds. Should've read the fine print
crackstreams is kill where do I watch this shit now
>>151039476kino
My ex and her new bf went to this card, if I see them in the crowd it would kill me.
>>151039866For me? Reading your post.
this croatian is a jobber
>>151039777ok homo
>>151039879streamed dot pk
>>151039879Just refresh a few times.still working for me
>>151039827honestly he's probably just annoyed that ank shit talks constantly i'd be talking shit too, ank is being a faggot
>>151039830what's the level cap?
Im gonna be honest, I think Navajo and Jack Jenkins both lost.
>>151039905i thought the point of being le stoic is to not get your jimmies rustled by these kinds of things
>>151039890How do you even know that? You gotta stop looking at her social media and move on man. Only way it gets better
Where's Anthony "The Hippo" Perosh?
>>151039476gadoosh
>>151039311 checked
Goddamn I've only heard of 3 of the fighters on this whole fucking card.What the fuck happened to the UFC?
>>151039925>Navajomaybe>Jack Jenkins definitely not
>>151039946holy cazzie
>>151039938Illegally poached by a big game hunter in Zambia
>>151039925I didn't see the last round because my stream died but navajo and thicknesse def got the hometown decision
>>151039946it's a fight night, what do you expect?
>>151039692Trump?
Jimmy " the poop chute" Crute
>>151039476>my ADC positioning during the teamfight
why do so many australian men get that retarded mullet haircut
>>151039713Education works then.
>>151039946oban was sickcry about it
crute is built like a grown ass toddler and walks like a grown ass toddler
>>151039946>>151039958yeah its trash but the main card next week is kino. prelim and early prelims are LFA tier tho.
>>151039946hate to be that guy but you really are just a caz at that point b
ufc is DEAD is aus KWABpoofc has zero draws outside of illia and pootan
sounds like i missed a snoozefestimagine not heeming in your homeland. embarassing faggots
jimmy crute is a dangerous man
>>151039958KODY STEELE
>>151039946ulberg, reyes, magny?
>>151039967They need to stop with the watered down slop cards and force their actual name fighters to fight more often instead of 1 or 2 times a year.
>>151039980I would like to know as well
>>151039980it's not retarded ( ._.)
Testy
erslan looking like an absolute balkan henchmanshould be getting heemed by liam neeson looking for his daughter
GOING TO BENDIGO GOTTA GET ME CUBE
>>151039999checked>>151040001too many contracts floating around, maybe cut some jobbers and pay some of their draws a bit more
why is theo von fightin
>>151039927to a degree yeah, but ank was being pretty damn disrespectful after the fight
>>151039713Sorry to hear that.
crazy that dominick reyes beat jon jones
now that the dust has settled.what did he mean by this?
>>151039946its called they are building the sport? look it up kid
>>151039980surfers started it I believe and lots of guys in Australia surf or hang around surfers
Crute by submission then loss
>>151040036Maybe if the doofus would have defended a takedown
>>151040024It was weird when I learned that Bendigo was a real place.
>>151039890Pick a fight with him and brutally heem him in front of her. Best case scenario that shit will get her panties wet and you can carry her off and fuck her hard (and then kick her out and never call her ever again). Worst case, she still tells you to fuck off but she'll get the ick and never see him the same way again, ruining their relationship. She'll realize she made a mistake leaving you because her new man can't protect her, even if she'll never admit it.
My playthrough in RDR2 is trying to get me to start ch. 3 :(
>>151040069wrong thread b
>>1510400691 is better
kek what a bitch
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
lol just bruised his knee
How do you tap to that?
HEEM TAPPY
HIT HIM WITH THE FUCKING CAMEL CLUTCH, BREAK HIS NECK FUCK HIS ASS MAKE HIM HUMBLE
holy fucking heartlet
ZEEEEEEEEEEEEM TAPPY
HEEEEEEM KWAB'Y
the australian chimaev
>>151040069Do you mean Red Dead Redemption (i.e. Red Dead Revolver 2) or Red Dead Redemption 2 (i.e. Red Dead Revolver 3)?
>>151040101Old country way
the fuck was that?
Tapped to the "give me your lunch money" choke.
Based catch as catch can
ufc is DOGSHIT
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V82Lj1NuJww
>>151040090HC mode is fun but nah zero replayability
BAH GAWD THATS A CRIPPLER CROSSFACEHE DAMN NEAR RIPPED HIS HEAD OFF HIS NECK!!
OLD COUNTRY WAY MAKE HIM HUMBLESUPLES HIMPUT HIM IN THE CAMEL CLUTCHBREAK HIS BACKTHEN FUCK HIM IN THE ASS MAKE HIM HUMBLE
Can status crushed
if you believe in this you are unironically retarded. there was no angle on his neck there. ufc is fake.
Jimmy Crute is now undefeated in four out of his last five the title run starts NOW
>if only you know how bad things are
Last anon standingPicked Reyes
bro got choked out by a living room wrestling move
JIMMY CRUTES A SON OF A BITCH
reyes is getting flatlined
Based Steiner Recliner
>>151040152HE'S FAT
I'm glad no one has drank out of a shoe tonightthat shit is gross
JESUS CHROIST
always spam the home country, ufc is just wwe with real punches
>>151040140TOTAL REYES VICTORYThe ugly native cuck with the Walmart necklace is getting killed
>>151040151ulberg ain't risking shitdid you see him against jan?he's riding his winstreak safe and is going to prance around for 25 minutes to a title shot
JESUS LOVES SUBMISSIONS
>>151040171>no shoey>no hakasthe antipodean are healing
I know dookie dom showed his chin isn't completely busted but do the people who picked him seriously not expect him to get clipped by something in this fight?
There was one Aussie tonight who didn’t believe in Jesus
>>151040139what is he dreaming about
shit fight shit card shit country
Jesus bros that was kind of a lukewarm response to the shoutout, are we getting too cocky?
end of the afl season got me depressed bros dont know what to do
>>151039879https://fightnight.space/
>>151040162Scottie would have unironically been a star in MMA
>>151040198my insomnia will miss it
I'm fine with UFC being fake, but I'm not fine with it being not entertaining.
Imagine how bad Ulberg vs Ankalaev would be
crute has a based alcoholic ascites shaped coach
who's whiter reyes or ullberg
I'm sensing ulberg via ref or judge fuckery
>C-Can I watch the main event with you, Anon?
>>151040201if it had been properly around before he got his singles push, maybe. after that he was already too broken down.
>>151040196the rapture just happened b, a lot of em already got zapped up
>>151040185quite the observation
>>151040215Depends, how big is her ladyboy dick?
>>151040215Sure, but make sure not to sit near me and don't make any noise.
>>151040210reyes is mixed isn't he?
>>151040213well, it is goddard
>>151040210reyes doesn't even know spanish, has never claimed the mexican flag, and listens to creed
FIGHTS TO MAKE AFTER TONIGHT:REYES VS PEREIRA FOR THE LHW BELTULBERG VS ANKALAEV FOR THE UGLIEST RETARD BELT
Reyesbros... are we back??? do we beat the ulberg and then beat the ankalaev??
>>151040215Sure*fucks*
>>151040198pies got robbed fuck the refs, hang em from the stadium lights
nice to see that Neil Magny wonalso nice to see that absolute FAGGOT Jake Matthews lost in humiliating fashion. will never take that piece of shit seriously
>>151040246We fucking do
im deftones-american
if ankalaev retains neither of these guys will get the titleshot, it'll go to the winner of jiri/khalil
>>151040251....
With Jones gone they can finally go along with the angle that Reyes beat him.
>>151040270Jiri vs ankalaev or reyes vs ankalaev are both good fights. Ulberg is a boring shitter i don't like him
Reyes is kind of like a Bo Nickal but less skilled/successful. (You): Many are saying this!
how come reyes never got to fight jon jones again
>>151040247Sure*chucks*
>>151040041>building the sportYeah with a bunch of Eastern European bums that they found living in tents
>>151040285just had to beat jan
>>151040246ankalaev is too fast for reyes, i think he heems alex
>>151040297Good homes don't breed fighters.
>>151040282Nickal will never sniff the title b.
>>151040285Why would he, he won
>>151040228Really small. So small and tiny that it makes your average cock and balls look gigantic in comparison.
>>151040285jon retired. took 3 years to bulk up via potbelly, and that's that
>>151040325PTA squad in the back
Another sorry ass polynesian brawler. Reyes by 2nd round stoppage.
>card full of literal who's headlined by an aging journeymanThis is the Ari Emmanuel McSlop business model.>"It's not about the names it's about the fights"McDonald's McSlop biz model.
>>151040270I'm 99% sure jiri and khalil are going to nearly kill eachother in there so they won't be ready for a title fight in time I'm honestly more hype for that fight then ank/alex
>>151040325Rat physiognomy
>>151038784I control it
>>151040329>average
>>151040318You'll eat those words! You will choke on those words!
>>151040243hold me now im 6ft from the edge and im thinking maybe 6ft aint so far down
>>151040314Wise words from the leading statesman of the modern era.
>>151040351shut up retard, your boy is getting heemed.
>>151040246>do we beat the ulbergMaybe, it's definitely possible>and then beat the ankalaev??lol no
This will be the easiest win Reyes has ever gottenBumberg is an ugly Shartstralian fraud
reyesbros.... im shook
>>151040181Ulberg is out of his league. Reyes in 2.
>>151040217All-American Wrestler, freak athlete and a few screws loose usually brings you success in MMA
>>151040313It breed journeyman that will fight for peanuts which makes Dana and his jew boss real happy
it's fucking 6am mein negroes
REYES WON THAT FUCKING FIGHT
>>151040359>hold meYou'll have to shower in bleach first.
>>151040325>CHEEEEEEEEEEEESE!
Pick your nose please
>>151040325damn this pose almost tricks you into thinking he has muscle mass in his torso
Reyes bros.... are one win to a title shot?
>>151040391Shut the fuck up faggot
I FUCKING LOVE BEING MEXICAN BROS
>>151040366You can feed this to ratboy to comfort him after he loses
>>151040345did you watch one battle after another?
reyes bros we have to win this
>>151040383i showered like an hour ago wdym
REYES SQUAD REPORT IN>>151040396>>151040396>>151040396>>151040396>>151040396
>>151040215get the fuck out off my house
npc walkout songs
Carlos looks like he's seen a ghost.
Reyes walkout song UDs ulbergs song
>>151040421he looks shook lmao
>>151040421He's just sad to be on this shit ass card full of nobodys
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMITS FUCKING OVERRRR
>>151040348I'm 100% sure Khalil will get zeemed pretty early and Pereira will look like a shitter that fluked Jiri twice in retrospect
>>151040421if he wins he'll get a title shot, a lot of pressure
>black rap musicare polynesians black or almost black? seems like it, low IQ, tendency towards violence and physically big and strong.
>>151040436many are saying this
What are they holding this event in a high school gymnasium
what happens when reyes just flatlines this doo in rd 1?
>>151040458flukes don't exist in mma
>>151040463arent they softies
>>151040404me too even if it sucks
>>15104046915000 seat arena.
This watered down product getting insane deals is mind boggling to me. ESPN got jew'd so hard.
>>151040463anyone who uses black rap songs has already lost imo
>>151040480we celebrate
Let's go Reyes
Imagine if there was a good LHW fighter
Give him your energy
>The moment we've all been waiting forDidn't even realize this fight was on lol
>>151040480he probably will. Ulberg is a scrub.
>>151040463Seem like a long-lost branch of white people.But could just be the Asian variety of caucasoids, like how Africans have Horners.
>>151040507and your cheese
cringe
\o/
How long are these fucks going to be mourning Ozzy Osbourne for? They've been chanting this shit all night long
>>151040480I type "HEEEEM" then click submit
this fight better be good, i could have been watching JAV instead of this card
reyes dies NOW
Dom is still 15-4 even after his skid that's crazy
the All-American Dominic Reyes
My cake is out of the oven. Time to cool but everything going good so far.
if ulberg fucks up my parlay I'm nuking new zealand
>>151040494It's true. Garbage product. Dana is just that good at business.
cant wait for this to be over with ulbergs lifeless body on the canvas so i can go jerk it to huge dick trannies or softcore pics of nora fawn. still havent decided yet
>>151040458it's a matchup thingjiri will never beat alex
OH NO IT'S MARC GODDARD FFS HE'S THE WORST REF IN THE UFC
>>151040534Metal 'til I die, brother.
>>151040539code?
I wish the mods would ban shrimp faggot already, but he probably is a mod so it won't happen
reyes sucks but what people that are so confident in ulberg are missing is that ulberg also sucks
If you're from Australia, why is your name Carlos?
reyes by rd 2 spinning elbow
>>151040463Almost black. Their ancestors racemixed with melanesians (Fijians) that are actually black.
>>151040564JUX-777
>>151040557he will if he retardmaxxes like never before
what is that fucking hair line LMAO
>>151040565He's VPN dodging. What can they do?
Reyes looks a bit pudgy.
Come on Dom do it for all us Norwood bros out there
>>151040587Perma ban ufc and heem threads
emo reyes is out
reyez mogs him in the footwork game
>>151040583edging all camp and then heeming poatan with his meng?
wow this is a thrilling technical chess match
>>151040597Could work.
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEEEPY
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
ulberg a bum
For some reason I thought Ulberg was a jew
GOLDBERG
WELL ARE THESE NIGGAS GONNA FIGHT OR WUT
ZOIDBERG
>>151040611>>151040614so did you coordinate that or?either way, kys asap
Has Dom thrown a single fucking punch wtf is he doing
MMA isn't exciting any more
>>151040587range ban
reyes looks slow... its over
What happened to the new gloves??
WOO
reyes looking slow
Shades of Ngannou vs Lewis
didnt reyes used to be shredded
we miss him dearly
>It's one of those fights
>>151040635so stop watching
reyes looks like dominick reyes
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM DEAD
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM OH MY GOD
>>151040587rangeban the whole earth
reyes IS A fucking bumHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMM
Oh...
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
holy fuck lmao
10-9 Reyes
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
FUCK
NNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
early stoppage
yabai
nooooooo reyesbros
HEEEEEEM SECOND FLUSHY
nice to see ulberg still has killer instinct, he looked shit against jan
>>151040663Including Zambia.
Reyesbros....
just how bad is jon jones
>>151040635yea i'm so done with this shit endeavor kikes ruined it
this sport is evilfucking knew this was gonna happen bros
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMM
heemd. time to retire
clean
I knew I should have bet on Ulberg dammit.
It's over.
Wait, the ref has changed his mind!
Well that was gay
HEEEEEEMMMM
Damn look how they massacred my boy
nah fuck that! reyez was in a different time zone
fake fight. also boring. catch me next week, when even the kino card will still be fake and boring.
>>151040698kek
No winners
>>151040704>>151040704>>151040704
well that was fucking gay
reyes should retire
I’ll never forget Reyes…
alright ggs rip reyes, former lhw champrizin time
You knew it was over for Reyes when they showed Smiff in the highlight reel.
ulberg has the same safe pressure style as ankalaev and he's technical as well
Im out to drink bros.... it was fun while it lasted....
Dom was trying to break Khamzats record of least sig strikes thrown in a fight
>>151040698lmao
imagine thinking reyes was a legit contender. you now remember he said he was going to big brother ulberg LMAO
>Jan' sloppy seconds taking out Jan sloppiest seconds
If reyes head wasn't so small, he might be able to take a punch. His cranium development went wrong.
>>151040721where do you watch rizin fights?
IM CUMMING
>>151040711I was the last heemer and I failed :(
Best of luck to the domin8r. He reads books and worked in IT so I think he’ll be fine.
