>>151040181
Latinx bros...
reyes looked like shit also everyone picking him jinxed him
>>151040704rigged match
>>151040704LOOK AT IT CLOSELY
STILLMYBOY
>Samoan>Mexican and German namemake it make sense
>>151040704Sad, but oh well.
tbf reyes only wom against olds and bums
looks like doritos back on the menu boys
Dom was trying to break Khamzats record of least sig strikes landed in a match.
>mk walkout
You now remember The Devastator
boy fights are the worst
>>151040756He himself was the oldest and bummiest of all
Hate to break it to you bs but dookie dom was never "back"
>>151040762fatass nigga
>>151040756krylov was a good win
I'M CUMMING
>>151040773the woman fight was tragically the best of the night
Everyone I boyed ten years ago is getting heemed
>>151040771Why he lookin like that? Isnt he supposed to train every day?
>>151040792big train nolan was
>UlbergGermany is back!
>>151040791why are white people like this?
I knew it was over from how anxious Reyes looked during the introductionsSame look as when he fought Spann. He defeated himself mentally. His chin just isn't there anymore.
One. Last. Run.
Reyesbros...i am SICK
THE DEUTSCH MAN MARCHES ON
What was reyes thinking? didnt throw a single punch and then just rushes in without throwing anything and goes down after a 1-2, i really don't know.
>>151040794sucks getting old
>>151040812fun
>>151040815damn dude I love vance lambardi
reyes used to be genuinely good sucks when a guy just becomes SHIT and his fans have to live with it
What a horrible card
why are anzac fighters so elite bros?
>>151040771>i beat him once
>>151040791short hair bitch is hot af
Reyes never had the makings of a varsity athlete
>>151040822theres no planning around a glassjaw
I feel emptied. Enlightened perhaps.
>Australians paid to watch them do nothing for 2 minutes and thne a shitty 1-2 to end the fightkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
Big ANK please chin this fucking bum
>>151040832He was NEVER good
>>151040832Blachowicz that Polak shattered his jaw and he was never the same after that
>>151040822He was intimidated and nervous. That's just how he fights in that sort of mindset
>>151040837Elite British colonial culture, of course.
reyes can't do anything if you don't rush in like a retard
>>151040791Ha i was once offered by a hot tweaker that looked similar to the one of the left to ditch school and come over to her house in the morning instead Regret not doing but i’d probably be addicted to meth
>>151040849that 1 2 was very clean and precise. (you) would be dead if that guy hit you with that combo
Reyes deserves zero sympathy, this is all his fault for changing camps after the title fight to play touch butt in the park with his brother.
>>151040837No one wants to fight in your shithole anymore cause all their fight money goes to taxes. Sorry just realized you're not Australian but the point stands.
>>151040862Should have just taken a mouth hit (don't inhale) and pretended to be high
>>151040794First time? I watched Matt Hughes get beat by Josh Koscheck.
>>151040832i will never get it desui will never get how getting flushed means you can lose to bottom of the barrel shitters like ryan spann
>>151040870The reason reyes can't take a punch is because his head is very small and his overall cranium development was stunted compared to the rest of his body. What a shame.
I’ve seen too many of my boys get heemed. I’m used up. I got the thousand heem stare
>>151040872who else got that complacent that fast?
>>151040874put down the beer b
>>151040877Matt Hughes deserved every beating he ever got including the one from the train
which countries get rizin for free?any knowers?
We eatin food tonight.
Reyes is built like a dumb smelly stoner
all the extremely jealous flags seething at the dominance of australian and new zealand fightersstay mad lmao
>>151040887anthony pettis springs to mind, at least he was shampion
you know what happens now> Ank wins next week> 2 x clear contenders he could fight ( winner of jiri/ khalil, or Carlos)> Ank disappears til July minimum
Reyes... you were supposed to win. What will happen to you now? where will you go from here?
so much for the reyes resurgence
>>151040874true taxes are gay
nip tappy
I see Whittaker is already semi retired doing commentary
>>151040907grim...
POOES LOSTREDDIT LOST JONES WON4CHAN WON (again)
>>151040899This dude is not beating pereira or ankalaev, pereira's going to kick his legs out and ankalaev is going to son him. I bet even rountree beats this dude. He's just quick on his feet
>>151040899Really?
that was a career ending KOi dont think reyes will ever win again
aus and kiwi bros is this sport meant to be hard?local rugby is harder than this
>>151040926pereira is a glass jawed zero defense bum
We will not be posting the Reyes webm.
What goes on in the middle part
You know the UFC is washed when Dana is trying to get old ass Connor to fight for the white house card because they have no other fighters that anyone gives a fuck about
we're here btwhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SgEOHWr6r9s
Aren’t Aussie just barely less cucked than the Brit’s? The Brit’s are so bad off it’s not even fun to banter with them anymore. How bad off are the aussies?
>>151040939well that's a massive area
>>151040939dingoes
>>151040939Snakes
>>151040939We got a secret military base there b
>>151040939mainly backpackers being raped or murdered
>>151040951Australia is minority White (English).it's impossible for anything good to happen here as the non-White majority make it bad out of spite.
>>151040926only ankalaev beats him, rest are bums
>>151040805He stopped training a while ago. He was just fighting tonight to collect the last paycheck
>>151040951I mean they're genetically Anglo so of course they'd end up just as bad.
>>151040899cope harder bum
>Gulf of Sabrina CarpentariaHoly basedola
>>151040771that is a very unimpressive physique for a professional athlete
>>151040878mindset is a part of the game.its unironically easier to think you are unbeatable when you haven't been beaten than after you have
>>151040939That land belongs to the kangaroos, only they can survive in that terrain, the australians are too soft to ever survive in the middle
>>151040878Eventually getting repeatedly hit in the head has a kind of compounding effect
qrd on the wanderlei boxing match? why did he fight a much smaller guy? and he got heemed post fight?
>>151040998there are towns in the middle
>>151041007Wandy was being Wandy (fighting dirty) and got disqualified. Post fight argument escalated to a brawl and he got heemed by a mighty cross from the other corner.
>>151041018me on the left
>>151041007https://youtu.be/e842Z9igelU
damn they really just throw anybody in there
>>151040939nothing, since it was given to abos by the government about 50% of Australia is abo controlled like native american rez lmao, government's goal is hand away all land so it's eventually 100% abo rez.
What's next for reyes? he should just fight a few bums if Dana doesn't get rid of him, cash in the checks and call it a day.
>>151041041ref on the turntables
>>151041035sovl
>>151041018God I wish I was the girl in the middle
>>151041059Stepping in on short notice after the Jiri/Khalil winner isn't cleared
>>151041041oooooh rizin is up now? sugoi desuneee looks like im staying up
>>151041078my brother we worship abo cannibal faggots 10 times a day
>>151041078bro's entire understanding of the world is /pol/cel memes
UFC is the only sporting event in Australia that doesn't start with a pagan abo worship ritual lmao
>>151040939abos burned down the forests that used to be there so now it is a hellscape
>>151041096fuck off nigger lover
>>151041096which part isnt true
why did reyez even enter the pocket at that stage. the round was already lost, jsut wait for the next round. nothing to gain at that point
>>151041124it's all true but it's true for every country
>>151041126shut the fuck up stupid bitch
https://youtu.be/yyj6Ob8XvMcinternational daner is live
bro thinks america is the only country run by israeleveryone is their buttbitch, we're just the most important one
>>151041143the house nigga said to the field niggas
DOMcops came to my house & ko'd u again
reyes 3.0 will heem
anyone have a rizin promo code or am I watching fat pedophile totanon stream?
>>151041174true, there were some good signs in that fight, just got caught
>>151041143We can rebuild him.We have the technology.
too many cheese for reyes
>>151041124All of it. In Chile haitian immigrants legit have less crime per capita than any other migrant and even locals. If you live around haitians you're nearly guaranteed to be safe.You allow american rightard thinktanks to fearmonger you on a people you don't even interact with.
Pereira vs Ulberg is next
RIP Wanderlei >>151040704
Jones won
>>151041007>why did he fight a much smaller guy?He is a Brazilian boxing legend, so they probably thought the weight difference wasn't that big of a deal... And >>151041246
>>151041246VIOLENCE
>>151041246>starts headbutting people>gets heem'dpoetic
>>151041246https://x.com/CFD_Oficial/status/1972143954981449850too lazy to make a webum
>>151041109You're greek lol
>>151041103are australians all either atheist or pagan/idol worshippers? i know your culture is just saying moite, drinking, shitposting and fighting kangaroos, what do you guys really do over there though? seems like a total wasteland.
>>151041256Jones won by losing to this bum?
>>151041272that was hard to watchpoor guy doesn't need any more CTE
>BRO DOOKIENICK IS SO BACKERINO JUST LIKE IN MY HECKIN CAPESHIT MOVIES!!!
didn't wanderlei have brain cancer or some shit
>>151041223>brown immigrants to brown country says brown people less likely to commit crimes than brown people gotcha, anwyays...
>>151041286I only watch anime
mehico era is over
>>151041278no, they are christians, muslims, jews, hindus and atheists, and that's a crazy view.
>>151041296no, he's just retardedand his head exploded from steroids, not cancer
kek a reporter advocated for jake matthews getting a win bonus because he won before the ref changed his mind
>>151041339It's difficult for brits to think of an existence where you don't have to suck off a pedophile "king" every single day of your life
>>151041349Should be an NC
>>151041363>your cow piss, saar
>>151041363Totally true. Enlightened chads like us vote for the dick we have to suck.
>>151041143factual assessment im afraid>hur durr your israel lapdogyes and we buttfuck you to so what does that make you?
>>151041304You don't even know what we look like. Haitians are straight up black. I never saw a single black person until they started coming to Chile and they turned out to be peaceful as fuck.The only person in my family to have been killed in a violent crime got stabbed to death by a finnish dude while in sweden.
>>151040704I am guessing most of the picks must have gotten murked after this
>>151041378Enlightened chads drink cow piss and get heemed
Reyesbros... our last run to the title...
>>151041402It's well known that first generation immigrants have a low crime rate, you're about 30 years late to this conversation. I'm not even going to bother arguing with you because you're basically just repeating the same mistakes that every western country made decades ago except you're already a shithole.
>>151041414Why did he do that man just what was the plan?
>>151041246porraaaaaaaaa
>>151041433>It's well known that first generation immigrants have a low crime rateVenezuelans have an extremely high crime rate, far more than that of the average Chilean. And they're first gen. Your racial rhetoric is wrong. But why do I talk to you anyway? Australia is not a real country its just an U.S base pretending to be a country. Your whole life is spent spiritually kneeling to americans and dying of skin cancer.
>>151041414did Reyes even throw a punch?
>>151041440people forget mancharles bennett compromised silva's chin
>>151041440honestly this was probably the best outcome for wando, his original opp was TRTor
>>151041445Yeah, I already told you in my first post that your experience is completely irrelevant.
>>151041414It's alright. We'll be back. The Reyenlightenment is coming.
>>151041447Reyes only landed a single "leg kick"
wheres rizin stream
bros I hooked up with my fling and I came quickly twice, and then on the third time I couldn’t get it up anymore. What should I do?
>>151041483true, you're a cucked lifeform whether I tell you or not
the brown person is calling me names in my native language like that's supposed to be anything but amusing
>>151041496switch and let him have a go now
the monolingual is proud to live in an american base as the US empire crumbles and China takes over as if that were anything but embarrasing
>>151041550You forget that Australia is where the British Empire discarded their retards and criminals
>>151041283unironically jon stopped being cool after 2017 and even that is kind-off a stretch because didnt he like appear one month later after knocking out* DC crying like a bitch in a press conference?
watching rizin kino
I would say something bad about chile if I knew literally anything about it
o shit totalmong is streaming rizin
>>151041440wanderlei won this fight btw
>sends criminals and retards to random island>it becomes thriving civilization>indians swarm en masse to siphon its wealth and bring it down>indians are proud of this>still wonder why they're a shithole
>>151041666didnt he got dq'd for throwing too many headbutt or sumth?
Got cripplingly stoned and missed the poohfc worth watching back? Seems bones' lamest victim with the gayest fans gayinick gayes got karmic retribution for his anti jones chattings on the internet
Alex Pereira has no path to victory
>>151041634Nice how much is left
>>151041694oh nvm you're right lol it would have been a bigger story loss had he actually won though now that I am rewatching, some guy holding a belt hit him in the back of the head before the heem
>>15104174111 fights
>W-WHA??? I HAVE TO SURVIVE JUST ONE MORE ROUND TO WIN?? 3 ROUNDS... I'M JUST A PROFESSIONAL FIGHTER I CAN'T DO THAT!!!
mma died when i found out miesha's tates are fake
>>151041402No refunds I'm afraid
>>151041772this fag... won 2/3 roundsBASICALLY HAD THE WINtapped out like a fucking pussyAtleast be man enough to go out on your shield if you are gonna give up that badly
>>151041349>>151041369Should he have gotten the win? YeahShould it have just been a NC? YeahBut also Matthews was dominating the fight right up until he got subbed. What the fuck? How bad is he?!
>>151041825he didn't just tap out he kept giving his neck like hey magny take it...you missed it, try again.
Anzac posters are as pleasant as bacon wrapped sausage farts in a small car you have jdm and volk why are you still miserable cunts with thin skin I don't geddit
>>151041841Dude just wanted to give up
>>151041905yeah after taking zero damage and a half a round to go great time to want to quit i'd cut him
>>151041915The Celtic FraudThis kid has no heart can't wait to fade him in the future. How do you lose to a 38 year old fighter on his way out like that
crute's submission of erslan goes down as a rnc despite there being no choke involved this will have unintended consequences down the line if this isn't corrected
>>151040878the way he fought and got gadooshed by spann should have told everybody watching that Reyes is not a good fighter
>>151041945he'll probably look good his next fight and bait people into thinking he's changed again
>>151040878Light Heavyweight has been a weight division in need of serious saving. Thats part of how.You have guys like this that are still ranked in the top 15
Poatan will winTom will win.
>>151042015Same thing happened to HW too when jones leaves the division he leaves it in shambles like a modern day tsingis
>>151042039Gane?
>>151042051The current HW Champion would destroy that gay nigga so that's not really accurate
>>151042096You mean the race mixer with the retarded child? I don't think so
I lost money I cant affored to lose on Reyes. No more hot food for an while, haha
>>151042051>>151042096It's also crazy to have seen how long Jones could just stay away from fighting for years and still got to be "Champ" for so long.The Light Heavyweight and Heavyweight divisions move so fucking slow in UFC
>>151042112I had a 7 leg parlay that was gonna win me a nice amount that I could have really used.But I had Jake Matthews in my parlay.. heh and he was the only one to bust the entire thing.
>>151041223Got some stats on that?
boxing is checkered but mma? mma is chest
>>151042112My condalsecenes jtb
we're watching thishttps://www.vipbox.lc/rugby/brisbane-broncos-vs-penrith-panthers-1-live
Fooking helll reyes what happend
*hides post*>>151042256Divine retribution for his shit chattings
>>151042263What
>>151042291He got cocky and started suggesting he actually won the jones fight
>>151042339You suggesting that god is protecting faggots?
>>151042382He spends the whole old testament protecting the weakest of helwanis so why not
I had a weird dream where i lost both of my legs but in an inexplainable way i could still walk, I even heemed these two faceless individuals who talked shit about me in the local park.Im thinking ank will heem
I am NOT ready to watch Pereira get knocked tf out next week bros... should i just stop watching this garbage sport before that happens or is there any hope?
For me? Great card, got a fist bump from the robdog while waiting for a beer and got a photo of a nigga sleeping
rizin is on
>>151042622We know but don't tell any lurking boxcels
Childhood is idolizing Sneed, adulthood is realizing Spammy was right all along.
>>151042622We don't watch that absolute garbage product you idiot.
>>151042382Of course, why is this even a question?
>>151042761okay spammy
>ic4>right all along
>>151042787Nah I'm Sneed, spammy was banning me earlier so I waited until he went to sleep.
>>151042785I watch that crap here
>>151042815What?
If you're really sneed post a fish
Wandy must have gambling debts or someone blackmailing him
>>151041440F
just heard the news about brother matthews...
>>151042928I hope he heemed himself
danny wopatello clears this gook no problem
>>151041440Just goes to show you what happens when you don't wear pillows on your hands
thaught Schiavello had a son
I go to the same college Dom Reyes graduated from...
>>151041951it was really more of a neck crank from back mount lol
>>151042604that's sick dude, glad you had a good time. was the place packed by the ME or nah? I saw tix were very cheap a couple days out
i cant beleive reyes lost, i hate the ufc. every week i feel worse off after ufc than when i began watching
>>151041440
>>151043349You have loser mentality. I had already deleted loser Reyes from my mind, though I have retrieved him from the recycle bin just to make this post: He was a loser. You are a loser. And losers lose. I'm out here resting my balls on his coffin, chilling with my buddy Ulberg, surrounded by beautiful ladies.
The tubby tummy should've been the writing on the wall for dom
The shartic kid got subbed by the witch doctor lmao 10/10 card never watched a single fight
Youssef zalbeast fightweek
>>151040939
>>151042850I can't my IP range has been banned from posting images due to abuse :(
Colby Thicknesses might be one of the worst competitors we've ever seen in the cage
Sad about Reyes. If this is it for him, how will /heem/ remember him.
>>151040791These are the kinds of women I sometimes sex. I'm not lament in regret, lament to say. Reyes' gameplay was terrible and he shouldn't know better. You can not fight these polished boys like that. You don't wait for them to do what they do, because they'll fucking do it. Team them as they are, BOYS, and fucking impose for Christ's sake.So disappointing
>>151043967God damn this post is so retarded. Can you please learn to write English and/or stop posting while shitface drunk?
Bedoya looks just like Daucus and has that same weird body. It's uncanny. They aren't even the same race. It's so weird
>>151043995Treat*>>151043967
What did these Taffa boys heckin eat man? They've ruined my Sunday morning. Such Pigs. And I know Dana is just as mad as I am. Their dad is going to here about this
>>151044047I still can't tell them apart
Reyes loss via R1 KOHeh. So kino. So perfect. Get back in your box, Reyes. Get back to work. You're an IT guy, right? Back in the box! You're nothing! Fix my internet, faggot!
>>151043995That's not even cryptic for him b
Heh. From an anticipated UFC debut against a ranked opponent, to now fighting on the EARLY PRELIMS against someone who has no picture, no wikipedia page, no tapology rank, and no fights in the UFC>What a BUM. Maybe this stupid faggot can beat a literalwho from the Polish regional scene.Another failed non-UFC BUM. Another BUM from a non-UFC org. Another BUM lined up, built up, ready for humiliation, for our entertainment.Stupid BUMS.
>>151044112Haha you are a hoot>>151044123Right right, I can be way worse, is that IS something I'm ashamed to say
I have you two (you) mate, hope you liked it and have a nice Sunday
>>151041440holy kek
Gooby looking in prime condition
>>151042015why does he always get cartoonishly heemed
>>151042797Spammy is Janet?
>>151044155Gave*For fuck sake
>>151044174Nobody knows this, but it's because his day is one of those blowy tube guys that flap about all day some companies use for some shitty advertising. It's also why he's so tall. Bet it makes sense to you now
What's Johnny doing with all these women? Hahahahahh He's such a hoot(I hope one of them doesn't knock him out)
How exactlty is Cory Sandhgaen supposed to beat Merab?Let's get something clear:Merab CLOWNED ON Nurmagomedov. Merab CLOWNED ON him. Literally treated him like a child. Merab SONNED Umar. He SONNED him. And Umar comprehensively beat Sandhagen.There is no way Sandhagen was win inthisim fight.
Ulberg fucking sucks. Name one good ulberg win.
>>151044242>get out of the car in the middle of nowhere and start dancingGod I hate women so much.
Garlos Ulperc
>>151044244People underestimate how proprioceptive Sandhagen's ground game is.
What's up, Halpert. Still queer?
>>151044253They are pieces of shit. 6.00am on the train to work pull out phone half way through the journey and spontaneously start taking open mouth pictures of herself with art stretched out. Feel like slapping the bitch up.More than one occasion
Mike Thai Beck Oralguy is a beast of a prospect
>>151044155Much appreciated just watched the card and I'm glad I went to sleep lmao
This year I finally realized all these fighters with preposterously assinine names arent using their real name they're just assigned their silly name by the UFC probably chosen on some boomer AI designed to maximize interactions on social media.
>>151044446Even Kennedy Niggachookwoop?
>Not one single GODberg postSeriously. What's wrong with you? Why are you not boying Ulberg? He's everything you ask for. For the wigger/blks, Dana aint be pushin him AND Dana ain be protecktin him and he ain be disrespegful. For the hardcores, he has a 9 fight win streak, majority heems but can also be boring if you want to say you enjoy chess matches. He also doesn't trash talk and isn't a big personality. For the guru/joey influencer types, Ulberg isn't DELUSIONAL!, he's not being a HYPOCRITE!! and he's not a hype train. He's literally /your/guy and I expect to see you get behind Ulberg's rise.
>>151044446Wait until you find out about porn and the helwani tentacles behind that
>>151044467Especially him.
>>151044472he’s part of adesanya’s team so I don’t want him to succeed
>>151044445Kek yep, this time I won't call you a casual
>>151044472See >>151044247Finland has already solved this equation fear/sorrow/regret
>>151044247Reyes
Who is the Katy Bivol of mma
what race is ulberg? he doesnt look like an maori and he isnt a fatass like island niggas
>>151044495Garbage. Name a good Reyes win.
>>151044542Reyes is really good
>>151044517Looks Malaysian, I think he is
I’m so tired broes. Not just literally, but also metaphorically.
>>151044167
>>151044582You dont deserve anything
>>151043967This picture exudes sovl.
>>151044603How on earth did you come to this conclusion? It's actually pretty depressing
