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One win away edition
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Broncos game got me feeling like bumming a woman lads
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Midnight, still crisp, gonna start drinking again, fuck the Panthers
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Penrith on for their 5th yeeehawwwww
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>>151054358
Anon, I ...
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>>151059322
>>151059340
I thought this only happened here
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>>151060548
>offensive players trying to defend
>defensive players trying to attack
grim
hate how a lot of american sports whittle players down to specialist positions that only require 1 or 2 skills
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Pozzedbourne vs. Pozzbane Grand Final
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(to the tune of Thunderstruck)
BroncGODs nah nah nah nah nah, BroncGODs nah nah nah nah nah, BroncGODs nah nah nah nah nah
BroncsGODs, BroncGODs, BroncGODs
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>>151066252
Dropped the ball
In the middle of golden point (Ben Hunt!)
I looked 'round
And I knew there was no turning back (Ben Hunt!)
My mind raced
And I thought, what could I do? (Ben Hunt!)
And I knew
There was no help, no help from you (Ben Hunt!)
Lost the G.F
Broken my heart
The thunder of shitposts
Tore me apart
You've been
Dropped the hip
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>>151047533
nobody will watch
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>>151066587
I’m nobody
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Redpill me in this “flaxy” character
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>Nobody will watch the most popular team win their first premiership since 2006.
>Nobody will watch Ben Hunt's redemption
Kek
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pour some tren out for the pedref dynasty
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it don't matter if we win the grand final, we beat the penrith panthers!
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>>151071348
>we
Which player are you?
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If you don’t say we when referring to your peem you’re not a true ride or die customer and you should probably just fuck off from here
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Love the Broncs, me
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Which player/s would be likely to post here?
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"which player are you" is bread and butter mate
its no stress if youre a finals footy blowie
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>>151074026
Gutherson and Luai
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>>151074026
pretty sure dce doesn't like political posts
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>>151074026
easily Liam Martin, hes a self-professed nerd and loves RTS games like Age of Empires
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Shibasaki posts pictures of himself in a samurai outfit here.
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>>151074179
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the chats should play the gf
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>With 25 minutes remaining in the contest, and Penrith holding a 14-6 lead, Nathan Cleary put up a kick but was hit late and in the air by Mam for what should have been a “no-brainer” penalty.
>Cleary took exception to that hit and struck out with an open palm
So we're just flat out lying now to protect the golden boy
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One game Cowboys legend Josh Chudleigh is /nrl/ alumni
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>>151074707
Did you go to the Steelers v Vikings game?
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>>151074026
Spencer
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oh no headline american whats his name has pulled out of the nrl grand final, reports powderfinger have put their hands up as replacements
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Powderfinger are broken up
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think he means victor radley
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powderfinger are concussed again
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who /benhuntredemptionarc/ here? I'll even be okay with that shithead twink winning a hip if it means Benniboi wins.
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just hate lob at to le wing teams
will be seething if melbourne wins with that filth
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fuck forgot to buy Grand final tickets, already sold out
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I'll be thinking of you m8 while I'm there watching poorm win
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Victorian here, please tell me the stormies have a good chance at winning
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>>151075638
they're the bad guys and eternally cursed for being salary cap cheats, so to answer your questions yes
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Wish there was a way for both peems to lose 2bh
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>joey 4chan finna 'hip
Tremendous news
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>>151075585
>Tickets for the 2025 NRL & NRLW Grand Final at Accor Stadium are currently exhausted. A limited release of tickets will be made available for General Public onsale at 10:00am AEST Tuesday 30th September
TL;DR that’s member tickets. Remainder on sale tomorrow
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Hearing whispers that Reece Walsh will miss the big dance with a rectal injury after 'letting the boys run train' on Sunday evening
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Fuckwitta will be the ref
I repeat Fuckwitta will be the ref
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*observes your pre game entertainment bailing 5 days before the grand final*
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oh no no no no no
https://www.news.com.au/sport/nrl/nrl-grand-final-nightmare-as-prematch-entertainment-headline-act-cancels-shows/news-story/f25daa8e9d6416bb8e0b75de9403fd59
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reckon we just get Snoop as well
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My Pre-Game Entertainment is Buying A Snack
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>>151076171
the nrl boss already talked mad shit about snoopGOD before tom swims or whoever it was bailed.
Shannon Noll looms kek
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More like teddy sinks lol
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>afl gets snoop dogg singing some absolute bangers toned down for the kids and telly
>even fill the stadium with 'smoke' during whats my name
>we're probably going to get guy sebastian or nollsy
grim grimglish
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just pay $500 for some Snoop impersonator to lip sync his shite music and it will be on the same level Saturdays dire effort desu
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Player eisteddfod is ON
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>>151076105
fuck up cleary you fuck up loser kek YOU LOST
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*shits all over the floor and walls of /nrl/*
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Pre-game entertainment is seppo shit, I just wanna watch the footy
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new wholesome backyard broncos video dropped lads you just know they'll be cheering for the broncs come sunday
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Sorry if already posted. Fuckwitta is the grand final ref.
https://archive.is/0KqnT
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I saw people singing his praises during yesterdays game tbqh
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People keep saying Klein had a "shocker" on Friday, but no one even names an incorrect/controversial call he made. Yeah he blew a lot of penalties, but he's just enforcing the rules. The dumb cunt players kept infringing. What was he supposed to do?
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true true so lets get this straight
>klein blew too much even though there were infringements
>fuckwitta blew too little even though every tackle poothers were all over the broncs
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Made cauliflower rice + chicken. Not unhappy for my first attempt I think but it needs a sauce of some kind.
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Lemon Garlic Butter Sauce
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>>151076642
Depends what you like mate, curry sauce is usually a good standard but rice is pretty easy to experiment with
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>>151076617
pretty much
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All refs love the storm and hate the broncs so it doesn't really matter
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broncs should be fucking used to it by now refs have bent them over for years now
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>the refs hate the refcos
kek
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update your meme folder bro
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Why are they all fat?
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>>151076274
>>150980658
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>>151076841
>Why are they all fat?
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>>151076829
the real question is where the fuck was buck
broncos would have put 50 on the poother cunts if he was there supporting them
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>>151076995
kek
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>>151076995
didn't you get fucking banned or something why are you back
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>>151076995
It’s all downhill for you from here
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>>151077062
this one was me tho kek
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You need a hobby m8. Could have built several gundams or painted half a 40k army in the time you've wasted on this shit
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>>151077062
she was a good sport about it kek, i like tiff
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Yeah she did take it well
I honestly hope she makes it back, reckon there'd be some good moments after everything thats gone on
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>the /nrl/ family has an official react channel
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>becomes unemployed
>Becomes acquainted with /nrl/
Believable actually
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>the dumb bitch who self sabotaged her own career when she had it on ez deserves to make it back
simps are something else she won't fuck you bro plus she's been replaced by a far more competent woman maybe she can get a job at triple m cleaning toilets
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Tiff, I have a business proposition:
>Beauty and the Beast style podcast show with Kenty (Paul Kent)
Both of you are highly intelligent deep thinkers of the game. You both complement eachother: you supply youthdul enthusiasm and beauty, he supplies aged and haggard wisdom. Kenty needs someone charming and gracious to smooth him out and prevent him becoming dreary, you need contacts and gravitas and to put runs on the board in Sydney media. You are both exiles from Fox, it's the perfect match: the dinosaur versus the new kid on the block, the curmudgeon versus the bright woman, the chud-coded pugilist versus the woke-coded vixen, the two deep thinkers bouncing off eachother. You have the grit to match it with his brutality (unlike Lara Pitt who was cowed by him on 360). You both have off-career star power the media and public love to read about: Kenty's clownish self-destruction, you being too pretty for media, both of your talents being wasted and not having the stage they deserve. It's the perfect match!
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>beauty and the beast
more like whore and the drunk
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>>151077498
Hope you are gaoled mate
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>>151076995
Quite the contrast in writing style and content. The /nrl/ family proving itself to be a muscular and elite IQ poomunity.
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Ot would be good if tiff could get some players to speak out against Pretty punishment. Maybe someone like Jordan Riki would be happy to speak out.
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Please if you keep posting like this I will be forced to avoid the family since you have become a near occasion of sin.
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That's not what gaol means
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Very interesting how dull and meanspirited all the other places were (reddit, twitter, etc.), meanwhile /nrl/ is jovial, fun, loved and supports Tiff, and wants the best for her career.
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anyway we were discussing the footy before the simp arrived
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goodnight family
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>The current broadcast rights deal for NRL, covering Nine Network, Fox Sports and Sky NZ, is worth more than A$400 million per year.
>In 2024, NRL reported record revenue of A$744.9 million.
Fox like any company is all about the money, no denying it, number must go up but they seem and evidence points to them being very very lenient with their commentary teams. Ennis of /nrl/ notoriety, Cronk who is good for analsis of plays etc is extremely dry and its about all he can do even in lighter jovial moments of play.
The two women commentators in the last NRLW game had to be told that you were allowed to strip the ball when they're trying to affect a try.
What I am trying to say is you have to try, you have to make a concerted effort to be the biggest most retarded fuckhead in all of history to be fired from Fox Sports.
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Fox is run by Paul Crawley's brother mate I doubt it's a very intellectual work environment
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Every at Fox is up in the air now that Murdoch sold it to a Russian-Jewish-American-British billionaire oligarch (DAZN)
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Next year the DAZN era begins
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Braith Anasta unironically suffered from pretty punishment in his playing career. I don't think Craig Wing was punished in a professional sense but he did get bullied by his peers for wearing pink capris in his catwalk show at Australian Fashion Week.
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Nobody should be wearing capris of any colour
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what's the qrd with paul kunt?
used to occasionally watch fox clips on youtube and everything he said was retarded
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>Tiff shit erased
Kek
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>>151076499
Nearly missed it
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>>151080752
>everything he said was retarded
It was. So he’d resonate with a few people here
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>Peter Buttmadys crying about channel 9 airing afl content in the lead up to the gf
>channel 9 dedicated more time to the Brisbane lions winning than both nrl finals
>pre game entertainment bails
nrlel bros....
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>Peter Buttmadys
Kek
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What's the /nrl/ verdict on hiring a 'high class' escort, not to have sex with, but to be your +1 for a wedding?
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>>151082858
If it puts a smile on your face and you have the cash, go for it
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theyre still clearly slags even if theyre high class slags
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have sex with her at the wedding
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>>151082102
curious how the basedjak post disappeared too...
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>>151078550
What ways was Braith Anasta punished for being pretty?
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>>151083360
you're off your head
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>>151083306
its quite easy to spot that guy these days
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https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPI98ZDDKFm/

bros... why cant league have similar kino :(
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Can someone link the deleted posts by St merge customer nrlw insta stalker coomer sojak poster?
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Channel 7 has just bought Triple M. You know what to do Tiff (start elocution classes and apply for a job).
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>>151084044
Nah. Also I would bet that the tiff stalker is a different person to the usual merge waidies quincy coomer
>hope I’m wrong cause if not it means we have 2 assholes here
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>>151084529
tiff stalker is 100% him as well
hes the deepfake customer
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>>151084555
That is equal parts good news and disappointing
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>>151084044
The problem with this line of thinking is that it could just be janny clocking into his job and clearing a backlog of reports in quick succession, rather than a user/IP ban having all his posts mass deleted.
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>>151083993
Because Samoa are good at league? They made the RLWC final. Not something possible in yawnion.
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>Tickets for the 2025 NRL & NRLW Grand Final at Accor Stadium are currently exhausted.

NRLM doing a lot of heavy lifting here
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>>151082858
Waste of money. And if you're single you can mingle with other singles and might meet someone.
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>>151084716
more the breadth of countries playing Union at a decent level
Chile is a new face to the game and they beat Samoa, a mid-strength team
Even just the fact that Argentina developed into a top team is something we dont see
Just wish we had more of an international scene that wasnt just Pacific nations and England
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>>151084794
I honestly think Japan would be more competitive at League than they are at Union. Don't need as many big bodies across the park.
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>>151084969
Yeah I could see that
I think South Africa would be a dream to have in the international competition
Fucking massive lads and a lot of heart
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>>151083360
Anasta a reputation for being a pretty boy with a hot gf (Candice) when he was young. Got voted the most overrated player and generally malinged. Much of it envy, especially when he was selected for the 2001 Kangaroo tour in his first year. The pretty boy tag was part of it, Tiff's analysis of pretty punishment provides a lens to understand it. Pretty = your achievements are perceived as being unmerited, that you're pampered, soft, not hard working, and deserving of contempt and ridicule to take some shine off your gloss. All things that happened to both Braith and Tiff.
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>>151084794
Great, the whole world can kick 3 point penalty goals and trade them penalty goal for penalty goal for 80 minutes. Whoop de doo.
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anasta was overrated
neither his defense, running game, passing or kicking stood out as anything other than mid
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Brisbane Broncos star Payne Haas and at least three other NRL players are promoting a clothing brand linked to the Alameddine crime family, fuelling police concern the league has failed to stem the influence of organised crime.

Haas is the face of R4W Active, an activewear line bearing the name of the Alameddine network's violent R4W, or "Ready 4 War", drug-running syndicate.

R4W Active and Proper are also spruiked by Manly's Jason Saab and Haumole Olakau'atu, and Cronulla's Addin Fonua-Blake, while Haas's Broncos teammate Reece Walsh added his public endorsement as questions started to swirl on Friday.

https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-09-29/nrl-player-payne-haas-fronts-crime-linked-activewear-line-r4w/105828100
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>>151085244
im talking about having more nations in league, you mongoloid
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>>151085390
>fuelling police concern the league has failed to stem the influence of organised crime.
roving nrl militia when?
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>>151085390
how disgusting. they really should be promoting corporate brands that own child slaves instead.
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Walsh, Haas's Broncos teammate, posted his own photo of R4W and Proper products to his 555,000 followers on Friday. His agent said Walsh was unaware of the brand's alleged links, received no payment, and deleted the post "to not draw attention to himself or his teammates".
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Anyone manage to get tickets?
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nope
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DAJN9vTT-fA
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starting to feel the hype
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>>151074514
ah yes the catholic private school boys larping as bogans, great choice
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When was the last time you guys drove down the New England highway. Is it still a potholes mess. I drove down the Pacific Highway in 2023 and was going to switch it up.
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I drove it this year. It's very good, no pot holes for me. Some sections have intensive roadworks with one lane slow downs and stops. It's a nice country drive on a city-tier freeway.
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For me it's Putty Road
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For me it's David Putty
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>>151088113
That’s right
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There's a bus company here called Tedesco. Not sure you really needed this information but I'm telling you anyway
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Tesco as well
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It's also a hot sauce
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>James Tedesco has pulled out of Australia’s Ashes squad, just days after being recalled.
>The Sydney Roosters fullback has informed officials he will not head to England, as he is due to be best man at his brother’s wedding.
>“I asked him to think about it, but he believes that he wouldn’t be doing the right thing by his family if he wasn’t in the wedding,” ARL Commission chairman Peter V’landys said.
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If they're a known organised crime syndicate why are they operating instead of being prosecuted
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https://www.codesports.com.au/nrl/panthers-fan-kos-broncos-supporter/video/834ff3109ae6529206196e6f6aa9997a
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>>151088497
typical poothers
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>>151088497
learnt that from cleary
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I can see a broncos jersey under his panthers one
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>>151088135
HOLY!! Forgot all about her lmao
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>>151088135
fuck thats a juicy blackhead in the middle of her chin
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>>151088497
I dont want to victim blame but an inquiry needs to be launched into what the broncos fan said to provoke the penrith fan
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>https://www.theage.com.au/sport/nrl/ai-to-produce-draw-for-the-first-time-as-nrl-considers-day-time-grand-final-20250930-p5myxx.html
Based AI.
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team lists are out.

only real change is madge dropped talty.
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>The South Sydney Rabbitohs have released halfback Lewis Dodd from the remainder of his playing contract today which will allow him to take up a contract with a new club

Gotta be the worst signing in history right? I don't even blame Lewis Souths did him dirty
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Sad my nigga Arthars won't get to play in the gf
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shame billy walters doesnt' get to play either
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feel bad for Cobbo
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I would feel bad for Cobbo if he wasn't fat, lazy and bad at rugby league football
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>>151089538
>fat, lazy and bad at footy
last first grade game he played he ran down Coates cross field for one of the try savers of the year, straining his hamstring in the process.
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I wish both teams could lose
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>>151089690
suck shit Cleary you lost and I saw your misses has become a model now kek
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>half the storm pack is former tigers
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>>151089697
Pedref sucks ass even more, the Sharks were our only hope as pathetic as their fans and construction site stadium are
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As long as Reece Walsh never wins an NRL Premiership, I will die a happy woman
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>walsh
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>>151082858
very bad idea m8 you’re better off alone
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insane numbers
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BroncGODS LITERALLY carrying this code
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could not give a single fuck about television ratings never understood why they feel the need to share this information with us
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>>151084044
just search "poomunity" in 4plebs and youll find it like 3rd post
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the ring
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Popularity is used in marketing because humans are a herd animal and instinctively want to follow along with what other people are doing unless you're an autistic virgin for life like me who sees through all the bullshit
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>green ring
They really thought it was gonna be the milk's year
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>>151089697
>haha your mrs is a model
you sure told him
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>>151090306
yeah a model 3000km away surrounded by 11/10 half naked hunks and old men with more money than they know what to do with, you sure defended him
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the Saudis might’ve gotten Lomax
I repeat the Saudis might’ve gotten Lomax
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>>151090321
11/10 hunks who are just as likely to win the NRL premiership this year.
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If I was the NRL I would try and get Rhianna to replace Teddy Swims.
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Shocking Bombshell has NRL world all saying the same thing!
Bench player who has been filling in has been dropped for the return of Patrick Carrigan
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>>151090543
She's literally a billionaire and just had a baby that ain't happening
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My final donation of the year. Couldn't afford to miss out on the meme lads.
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>>151090712
Ok genius, who would you get?
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>>151090939
Powerfinger will do it
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Who are the Pooper Peegue favourites, Wigan?
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>>151069745
It's literally going to be the highest rated gf of all time, these cunce are delusional
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>>151090946
Doesn’t matter who, Hull KR is taking it
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>>151090943
I will probably tear up to to These Days of it is accompanied with a montage of Hunt and Reyno
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>>151090804
Realise he is at short odds, but the narrative this whole final series has been around Walsh so he will get the Clive Churchill. Hunt will be the main story the week after the Grand Final though.
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Reece Walsh won't be playing in the grand final, they're giving him a retroactive suspension for headbutting a Raiders player
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>Reece Walsh won't be playing in the grand final, they're giving him a retroactive suspension for headbutting a Raiders player
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Went down to Auckland
Just to see the Wahs play
A big curvy Salmond
Theres no sexys like that today

Am I ever gonna see the Tiff again?
(bring back, bring back the Tiff)
Am I ever gonna see the Tiff again?
(bring back, bring back the Tiff)
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Just like the NFL had that West Coast rap showcase. The NRL should have a Brisbane showcase featuring Powderfinger, Custard, Regurgitator and Savage Garden
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>>151091192
Not bad. Except
>Just to see the Wahs play
The cadence isn’t right for the og lyric. Weirdly enough;
>Just to see the Lets Gone play
fits correctly. Do with that what you will
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>>151091184
If your image said 'Fair Dinkum Department' you'd be spot on. My Raiders were cheated out of another premiership by dodgy officiating and that's the last I've got to say about that.
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Pitbull is coming to Australia in a few weeks he'd genuinely be a great pick just pay him to come out early
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>If your image said 'Fair Dinkum Department' you'd be spot on. My Raiders were cheated out of another premiership by dodgy officiating and that's the last I've got to say about that.
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>>151091250
Please make it the last thing you say about it. Having Ricky as your coach has really rubbed off on you Raiders fans.
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>>151091300
I like Ricky. I like the Raiders. But they had a soft draw, faded badly, and their customers can eat shit
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>I like the Raiders.
>their customers can eat shit
so you don't like the raiders
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Think of it the same way you’d think about separating the art from the artist.
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>>151084044
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>>151089397
Taltgod dropped? He's been good though
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>>151090321
As if she isn't just getting her rug and bum munched by Sam Kerr constantly
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She does look nice
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>>151093026
>ponga tier tattoos
>flat
>afro
>african american
>man hands
>tonne of makeup
>favourable lighting
and yet 3/10
aren't you on fucking holidays, stop simping and enjoy your trip wtf are you doing bud if I was in Italy last thing I would be thinking about was fucking /nrl/ I mean that in the nicest way
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>>151093517
Bit of an off day today m8 I'll be busy tomorrow
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>>151047533
why is there a league thread but not an union thread? Isn't union more popular?
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In Australia? Nah poonion's numbers are pretty weak whereas peegue is the most watched sport in the country
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Based whistling ad
https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPLcZk0EmlM/
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/nrl/ is a deciever lever general
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I’ll give you a fuckin deceiver lever m8
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>>151075455
i saw it coming
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>>151090257
>>151090274
Why do they bother with rings? No one is actually going to wear it except as a gag during the celebrations. If they are designing something to look pretty on a display shelf (and they do look pretty), why limit yourself to a ring?
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>>151101380
NRL desperately wants to be American
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>>151088198
It's Italian for German.
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The meta has shifted to big chocolate necklaces
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So a couple weeks ago I rolled to either head to the pub or watch the footy at home where I subsequently won the meat tray. Even prior to this I considered it my lucky pub as everytime I've visited I've won something.

https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150726948/#q150736184
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/150738981/#q150749033

Well that night a random boomer sitting alone invited me to his table and we ended up having a yarn about life while watching the footy for 3 hours or so. He shared some wild stories about working in PNG and Zambia and I talked about my time as a zogbot. He ended up insisting that I ask this girl out that worked at a cafe the next town over. Didn't think much of it at the time but I was on days off with nothing to do so I decided to make a day of it. I drove 2 hrs, went for a bush walk to a popular swimming spot, visted the beach and stopped in at the Cafe. She served me, we ended up chatting a bit. I introduced myself, asked her name and I just flat out asked her plainly if she would like to go a date with me. She said yes and we're planning on her seeing each other again.

Sorry for blog posting but just wanted to share with the family as it was a roll here that started it all. WAGMI
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Zac Brown Band is in Oz and is free on Sunday (after the Deni Ute Muster so I don't know who they'll be feeling after all the bush pigs they'll get)
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Didn't even know they still sell UDLs
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>>151101798
Dibs on the left one
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more of a Jaylie Tori guy me
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dEP3MazTLkI
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>jye gray going to R360
twink bros...
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>Birthday hats

gay
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im sure everyones relieved to hear Teddy Swims is back on the menu for the GF
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>calling something gay with that spacing
HNGMI
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>>151104537
is lomax going as well?
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They don't even have Saudi money and their business plan relies on making $500 million in revenue from 16 rounds and zero broadcast right agreements (they plan to stream all games for free on youtube) by year three. Take the Swiss money and run, it'll be lucky to last a season. Union is the most boring bat shit imaginable.
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>>151105983
you have to take the Saudi paycheck
youd have to be retarded not to
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>take an absolute Sludge Bomb™ of a shit
>flush the toilet
>90% of the shit is still stuck there
Just did a Newcastle Knights rebuild lads
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>>151106048
the trick is to hold your pee to the end and then you can stand up and blast any remainders off
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well i suppose the nrl was fun while it lasted
may become an afl customer or potentially take up watching anime or getting a job
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KLINE should get bronco of the year award for helping them beat canberra
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>KLINE should get bronco of the year award for helping them beat canberra
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>>151101787
Good stuff m8 can't wait for the wedding invite
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one more game lads
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and then the specific champions starts 18 oct
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seasons over in my eyes
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need some runway shots from the dally ms
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>>151106676
https://www.nrl.com/news/2025/10/01/dally-m-medal-2025-stars-arrive-on-the-green-carpet/
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>>151106706
>green carpet
Surprise Snoop Dogg performance confirmed
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>>151106780
>>151106788
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>>151106780
I think there's a degree of cuckholdry in letting you partner dress like this
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>>151106810
I was just thinking this lol
But also wondering if they didnt realise it'd be see through under the spotlight of the cameras
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>>151106810
>I think there's a degree of cuckholdry in letting you partner dress like this
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>>151106810
>>151106823
You’re all looking at him disapprovingly. You’re all wishing you were him. He’s getting exactky what he wants
>it’s like eating a bag of twisties in church
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>>151106833
what?
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Is nobody watching?
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sub-80 iq stare
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Lara Pitt and Jess Yates looking stunning (and very fit)
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>>151107028
Kek
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>>151107033
She said on the podcast that she was worried her mum would start autograph collecting around the tables
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>>151107004
I'll watch it later
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>>151107049
I just realised the reason They Jess and Lara look so good and lean (and this applies to Tiff's glow up too) is the Ozempic revolution (maybe Lara is always lean). We are entering a golden age, skinny Vonny will be returned to us.
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any shots of my fav player STAGGS?!
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Julia from left field, what was she paying?
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here
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>>151107099
BASED damn quite the upgrade
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short king
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>>151107115
meant to say that here, the real short king
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>>151107115
are they dating? she moved on from southwell fast
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Tiana is a much better host than Braith
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>>151107098
You can’t bet on it anymore. One dickhead years ago ruined it for everyone.
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>>151107069
TUMMYCHADS WW@?!?!?!??
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>>151107154
Kek that's right, the people they contracted to do the tallying put bets on.
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INDIE ROBBED!
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Kek Lara got the call to brush her hair back behind her ear so the camera can see her face. Reckon someone's going to cop a bottle of hairspray in the next as break.
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>>151106780
The unemployed NEET bf
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That was the shortest bet of the night, Origin winner in rookie year
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Hudson Young and Haas winning so far
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Let's be honest she's a Tunisian boxer
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And the Cadbury Wreath Uso of the Year goes to...
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>>151090227
They're advertising the advertising space
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Jesse.. no..
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>eulogy slideshow
>closeup on the singer, definitely missing at least one name
very tasteful
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based stick
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Madge robbed.
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Rickey seems a jolly fellow
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PRETTY PUNISHMENT!!!
TIFF IS RIGHT AGAIN!
>>151078550
>>151085171
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>ask perfectly reasonable question as interview host
>get attacked and publicly humiliated for being pretty
>crowd laughs
Pretty punishment
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Strange award
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Daily Mail reviewing the red carpet
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-15151263/Eloise-Sohier-Dally-M-Awards-Sydney.html
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Remember when Vlandys said there would be a Grand Final day 100m sprint? What ever happened there?
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Ellie please
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Gus is dying in hospital lads :(
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>>151107386
I just read that :( wtf
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>>151107386
Oh wtf
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>Bulldogs general manager of football, Phil Gould, has been hospitalised as he battles “significant health concerns”.

>It is understood that the concerns relate to a heart condition.

>Gould took himself to hospital in Sydney on Monday and has remained there ever since.

Now that the dust has settled, how will Phil 'Gus' Gould be remembered?
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>>151107400
>enjoy your footy
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>>151107365
Needs to add a bench press comp aswell
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It's crazy that Cleary will never win a Dally M
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the fact that the guy whos obviously been the best player of the last 5 years doesnt have a dally m is irrefutable proof that the whole award is farcical
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>>151107400
VAX STATUS?
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>>151107424
fuck up this is Gus you're talking about
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or maybe the awards are legit and the hype surrounding certain players is just the NRL media circus and commentators fellating certain players
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it's a blowout
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MY WIFE PAYTON TAKIMOANA
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>>151107431
Except the media monkeys and commentators are the ones doing the voting.
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ELLIEEEEEEE GET HER SOME KFC
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STAGGOD
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damn so cleary overtakes katoa? then it has to be teddy winning
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>>151107426
So yes?
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TEDESCO
NAWAWASANTSISE
X GOATES
MY FAV PLAYER STAGGGGGGSSSS
TRANNY CRITTA
STRANGE
CLEARY (YOU LOST KEK)
BLA(Y)KE BRAILEY
FONUA-BLAKE
HAAAAAAAAAS
KATOA
YOUNG
CLARK
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BRONCGODDESSES dominating
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UPGOD
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>>151107500
nm what's up with you?
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>both props of the year are gangsters
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>>151107424
https://youtu.be/bjmgzLVuWLU?t=180s
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why are some of the women wearing the men's tuxes
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>>151107516
Because they're troons.
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>>151107516
Brigginshaw and Broughton are superdykes
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TEDDDDDDYYYYY WINS
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Kek shortcut
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Ellie <3
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cleary will never ever ever ever win a dally m because he takes 5-6 weeks off a year """injured"""
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Yet Kirra still dresses like a femme and has a babyfemme gf, curious
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>rested
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>>151107500
Her and Aitken (and Bremner if she eve returns) play on another level, and Aitken is injured. Its not looking good chookette sisters.
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Well earned big girl, have a zinger box for me
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>outcall paul
>works the body
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What channel is the afterparty show on?
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>>151107484
How many points did NSW and Australian fullback Dylan Edwards receive?
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News just in: Phil Gould has passed away from a heart attack at the age of 67.

RIP Phil. You leave behind a great legacy.
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>>151107605
Gonna need a link for that m8
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>>151107612
http://www.foxsportsnews.com/Phil_Gould_passes_away_age_67.php
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its fake lads
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>>151107612
https://turkishnews.com.au/phil-gould-hastanede-saglik-sorunlariyla-mucadele-ediyor/
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how is gutho even on the list?
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Who wins the gf gets to be the Australian fullback, right?
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>>151107557
Ellie is always smiling and looks like a lot of fun to hang out with. Likes to cook steak and hang out at the beach. Would date in a heartbeat <3
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>>151107648
Ummm sweetie, you've stepped in some dearpoo
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>all the nrlw highlights are in empty stadiums
capital G Grim
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>>151107667
She's a former rodeo champ, real life cowgirl
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poor horse
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>>151107648
nathan cleary looks like a WW2 fighter pilot
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>>151107675
And she looks cute in the hat. I won’t make any obvious cowgirl jokes cause she’s a nice girl <3
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>>151107682
1000 yard stare
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Cleary looking like he’s been on a bender since last Sunday
Crumpled Jacket
Creased Shirt
White Nikes
No Tie
Bruh!
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>>151107484
why the fuck is he wearing sneakers at a suit and tie event?
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>>151107809
cause hes a houso piece of trash from penrith? thought that was obvious...
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>Indi Bostock ( St George Illawarra Dragons) certainly turned heads.
>With her enviable abs as she posed confidently beside her partner – but it was her bold disregard for the dress code that really caught our eye. Well and a very ill-fitting dress, if we can call it that.
>The dangerously short mini, too-long mesh-hem, and strange draping under her belly button made this look more 'Year 10 formal' than Dally M elites.
Indie BTFO kek
>>151107069
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>>151107819
Ivan was on superleague(arl) money and playing for the Roosters when he was born mate
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>>151107823
thats nothing. did u see what isabelle kelly was wearing. i mean, her huge tits were just about to pop out ... only being covered by a handkerchief.
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>>151107643
they even picked a turkish looking photo
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Italy is buzzing about the Teddy news lads. There will be a parade at The Colosseum tomorrow. Will post pics
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>>151106823
i think she knew m8
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the wife
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The things I would do to sniff Indie Bostock
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Why don't they get a photographer that doesn't slap a watermark over EVERY photo?
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>>151107069
Wait she's a coconut smasher? Nvm
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>>151107099
>he gets to suck her toes
What a chad
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>>151107111
God she looks like an absolute piece of shit
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>>151107139
Haas has gotta have a top 3 WAG
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>>151107809
Kek reminds me of the kid who wore tshirt and a snapback to formal
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>>151107659
It'll be Walsh no matter what
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>>151108033
imagine how hot she would be if she didn't have the ponga scribbles all over her
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i didn't think muslims could get tattoos
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>>151107910
Turkish you say?
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>>151108098
hows the kitty kat
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My dad hated the cunt for ages because he thought he was a straight up Sharia style Muslim, I'm like cunt look at how his missus is dressed, I bet he still drinks beers
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Is Gus really only 67? I thought he was like 80. That's a rough 67.
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Which branch of Islam is it that's really really obsessed with shoes
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>>151108102
Cats everywhere in this fucking city.
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>>151108143
the effeminate kind (cobbo made me say it)
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>Herbie Farnworth
>his mrs is Lily Pickles
it's like an old cartoon
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jeez tamika upton has a shiny forehead...
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Change the name to the Tedesco awards, how the fuck did they let this greasy wop cunt win every award
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His missus has some fat fucking tits at least
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I don't remember him being THAT amazing and I only missed a couple games all season
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>>151108244
He wasn't, but the cunt cleaned up Fullback, Captain and Dally M player of the year awards lmao
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/nrl/ team of the year voting will start tomorrow (for you). I'm going to post the nominations now so if there's any last minute changes I'll add them in.

>fullback
K. Ponga (Newcastle Knights)
H. Tabuai-Fidow (The Dolphins)
J. Tedesco (Sydney Roosters)
R. Walsh (Brisbane Broncos)


>wing
X. Coates (Melbourne Storm)
J. Addo-Carr (Parramatta Eels)
M. Nawaqanitawase (Sydney Roosters)
B. To'o (Penrith Panthers)

>centre
S. Crichton (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)
K. Staggs (Brisbane Broncos)
G. Shibasaki (Brisbane Broncos)
V. Holmes (St George-Illawarra Dragons)
H. Farnsworth (The Dolphins)
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>five-eighth
J. Luai (Wests Tigers)
M. Burton (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)
T. Dearden (North Queensland Cowboys)
C. Munster (Melbourne Storm)

>halfback
N. Cleary (Penrith Panthers)
D. Cherry-Evans (Manly Warringah Sea Eagles)
S. Walker (Sydney Roosters)
J. Fogarty (Canberra Raiders)
I. Katoa (The Dolphins)
L. Metcalf (New Zealand Warriors)

>prop
J. De Bellin (St George Illawarra Dragons)
C. Horsburgh (Canberra Raiders)
P. Haas (Brisbane Broncos)
K. Koloamatangi (South Sydney Rabbitohs)
A. Fonua-Blake (Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks)
S. Leniu (Sydney Roosters)
T. May (Wests Tigers)
J. Tapine (Canberra Raiders)
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*sneakily adds 200 votes for staggs (my fav player)*
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>hooker
H. Grant (Melbourne Storm)
B. Hunt (Brisbane Broncos)
A. Koroisau (Wests Tigers)
B. Brailey (Cronulla-Sutherland Sharks)

>second row
J. Arrow (South Sydney Rabbitohs)
A. Crichton (Sydney Roosters)
L. Martin (Penrith Panthers)
H. Young (Canberra Raiders)
E. Katoa (Melbourne Storm)
J. Preston (Canterbury-Bankstown Bulldogs)
B. Nikora (New Zealand Warriors)
K. Capewell (New Zealand Warriors)

>lock
V. Radley (Sydney Roosters)
I. Yeo (Penrith Panthers)
P. Carrigan (Brisbane Broncos)
T. Loiero (Melbourne Storm)
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>Koroisau
on what planet over Kenny



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