formerly /heem/
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Excellent thread.
French and black lmao
Finland btw
requesting the gane quote about sexual liberation creating a system of differentiation
wheres shit thread bong when you need xim
>>151050692You would wouldn't you
>>151050616
There's no way the whitehouse card could be good. There's no arena in DC capable of holding a fight. Which means they're going to have to just build a cage om the white house lawn and put chairs around them. The politicians will all want to go to appease trump. These people won't want plebs to watch fights next to them. Which means the audience is going to be entirely filled with fake fans that don't actually watch MMA and are going to be dead silent unless they're sure trump likes something. And there's also a drought of high quality american MMA fighters. We have no champions unless Joshua Van beats Pantoja. It's going to be the quality and feel of a Apex card.Best case scenario it's headlined by Van vs Moreno with Brady vs Garry comaining
>>151050692
>>151050764It is what it is bappa
>There's no way the whitehouse card could be good.>There's no arena in DC capable of holding a fight. Which means they're going to have to just build a cage om the white house lawn and put chairs around them.>The politicians will all want to go to appease trump. These people won't want plebs to watch fights next to them. Which means the audience is going to be entirely filled with fake fans that don't actually watch MMA and are going to be dead silent unless they're sure trump likes something.>And there's also a drought of high quality american MMA fighters. We have no champions unless Joshua Van beats Pantoja. It's going to be the quality and feel of a Apex card.>Best case scenario it's headlined by Van vs Moreno with Brady vs Garry comaining
>>151050808Pretty sure jochua reps burminia or whatever that cunt is called
>>151050868Nice selfie
UFC White House: Chuck vs Tito 4
I'm the Wanderlei Silva of boxing, yep, I could easily heem you.
>Nice selfie
>>151050934
Werdum just got three kos
>>151050917*myanmar (burma) *
>>151050967Get that dick out yo mouth playa!
>Get that dick out yo mouth playa!
>>151051024Stop choking on that dick playa!
Imagine prime Romero vs Chimaev.
>>151050848cheers
its good to be here at heem.il!
>>151051121Romero would decide to randomly freeze up and not do anything like he always does and then get ran over
Crawford vs Topuria boxing match to headline UFC white house
>>151051156Holy fucking shit what an ugly inbred terrorist where the fuck do they make these people and how can we get rid of them
Gaethje will save you
>>151051253That's just what the average white man looks like
>>151051237topturo taking on crawford would complete his mcgregor reincarnation prophecy, next step is to call out a popular journeyman and to get subbed by the said journeymam
>>151051277That nigga looks like a cartoon drawing of muhammad the big ugly pedo
>>151051253whiter than you, anshul
>>151051318That niggas a goblin from lord of the rings. Women and kids would run if they saw him on the streets.
Zatdaddy got this piggy boilin and squealin KEK
Has Dricus been spotted since he was drugged at his championship loss party
There he is
>>151051428>ZOMG he beat up a bodybuilding South African bum No one cares, he’s still an orc and will never reach the gates of Heaven
>>151051253Charge your samsung and turn your tablet back on
>>151051459Your fellow white chuds have declared long threads ago khamzat as a white caucasian male
>>151051562IC2 at absolute best
>>151051562I don’t know what he is I just know he’s ugly as sin and is part of a terrorist pedo religion
>>151051711Holly gosh, you're hateful today. Nothing wrong with mountain people other than their religion
Sweet JBJWhoahOhOhGOAT times never seemed so GOATIt does NOT stand for gayest
>>151051873Physical ugliness is a reflection of the soul
I'm a terrible person and I look exactly like Luke Rockhold thougheverbeit
>points to fighter on the floorJones lost to THAT GUY?!
Jon won that fight in fact he won every fight
>>151052108Matt Hamil disagrees
Just heard the news… Reyesbros, was he ever alive?
Wandysissies...
>>151052238he was a dead man walking
Fellow heemsters, I return to you a new man. I have paid for my crimes of posting PvZ's butthole, and after an entire month in solitary I proudly come back for the discussion this place has sorely been missing!
The only champs who were never brutally KOd and have chins left are ank and pantoja. Everyone else got cracked by strikers.
jdm is undefeated since the last time he lost a fight
>>151052213Whatever happened to him
Pereira is going to get spunked man He hasn't been trainingAnk looks ready to go any moment
>>151052317topturo was never heemed doe
>>151052395Chin cracked by emmet I'm afraid. He ate some shots
Namibia...this confuses my retarded American brain
>>151052395zimulated by zalal zadly
>>151052213What does star wars have to do with this
>>151052346I think ol perry might have been a bum all along I'm frightened to admit
>>151052462didnt he win that fight 30-27
KELBIN GASLUMM YOU BRING YOUR FAT MEXICAN ASS OUT HERE RIGHT NOW
>>151052453>>151052462fug, both of yous are right, its only a matter of time topturo got heemed fersure
>>151052518it was a total domination from bell to bell
>>151052537He isn't taking his missus anywhere near the Big Bad Booty Daddy
>>151052505Pull up then.
Word on the streets is that Dricchad allowed Zatsissy to win if he let Dricbeast pound his bussy and make his chechen clitty leak the night before just what I’ve heard
I smell bad
some particular individuals itt need to free up your vibe and stop acting crazy
hey guys luke rockhold here, can you guys kindly stop being so mentally ill that shits not funny
im still sad reyes lost, he read all those books.........iom too scared to watch ufc now, idk if i can take seeing the names of yesteryear lose
My father dead and my wife cousin
is ulberg even good? his footwork seemed kinda weak.
Im an warrior
>>151052949Based and respect.
>>151052575Genuinely a bad omen for the future. There's still this guy deep within TopuriaSomeone will drag this back out of him and make him look meek
That arm bar is tighter than “PVZ’s” asshole Jim
That’s not saying much Joe, and my name’s John.
Guys, the white house card is not happening right? it can't be. If so that would be giga embarrassing
Warriors that will keep fighting even when the odds are against them:PantojaMerab Volk JDMKhamzatHeartlets that quit on themselves:IliaAnkalaev Aspinall
>>151053059That someone’s name? Shartman.
who the fuck is toptoira fighting next
>>151053266Holloway vs Topuria 2 is headlining the White HouseThey're waiting for the results of Van vs Pantoja before they announce the full card
>>151053266Depends on if Arman is fighting soon, but if he continues to sit on rank it will probably be Ilia vs Max or Paddy
>>151052575>have your opponent gassing out >not chase the finish grim
>>151053378God I hope not. Topuria needs to fight Chandler
>>151053266Max. Which is actually an interesting fight considering how well Max does at lw.
>>151053591topturo will continue to duck arman
>>151053378*Zatdaddy vs Strickgaped Nobody cares about Topiglet
>>151052586freaks on peaks, are you fucking kidding me? The last thing Kelvin FATTASSLUM should do in his life is be near Scott Steiner. He'd tear him down mentally and then heem him physically
>>151053378>>151053774>>151053591>Holloway vs Topuria 2who the fuck is asking for this? Illia has to keep fighting new blood, I want this fight as much as I want Shitland vs Adesanya 2 (I really don't want either of these fights) Arman vs Illia is the fight to make, I don't think Paddy is quite there yet. Max also does not deserve a rematch.
>>151053801Wonder if gooby will sperg again if trump lets a dagi headline the white house card
>>151053884cumslut 'no longer sweden' chimpmaev is chechen
>>151053799Arman knows he isn't getting a shot until he fights again, he's basically ducking as well>>151053848>who the fuck is asking for thisNo one, blame all the LW contenders for being a bunch of pussified faggots refusing to fight each other. Gamrot might be the only real one left and that's saying something.
>>151053848>Illia has to keep fighting new bloodIlia disagrees
Ilia Topuria has NEVER fought a fighter in their prime.
>>151053848Ilia has already stated that he won’t fight Shartman under any circumstances. Also Max cemented his position as a contender by beating the brakes off Peahead. If it were any other fight, I’d agree with you on the futility of a rematch, but I consider that Max was doing really well in their first fight, even when drained; a fuller, stronger Max has higher chances of victory, so it’s an interesting matchup.
max earned this title shot by winning the dustin trilogy
Gamrot gets the next title shot btw
Lets see the options >ArmanDana decided he hates him, not getting a title shot>GaethjeThreatened to retire, not getting a title shot>PaddyDana already shut this one down, not getting a title shot>Dookie danPossible option but it would make the UFC's intentions so stupidly obvious that they wouldn't do itThe only real option left is Max. That or he vacates.
It’s Shartman’s fault for ducking Islam on two days notice.
>>151054123
Ilia is legitimately 10x better than the number one contender and the rest of the division, same with Tom.
>>151054123The only deserving person is Arman, and even then he needs 1 more win to earn the title fight after his shenanigans, but Illia can't wait that long so someone will get thrown in the mix.The guy who said Gamrot is probably dead right desu, I love Dookie Dan so I would be interested in that fight though he would lose.What would Dana's intentions be if he went with dookie dan?
Clitia and Tomala didn’t even beat a champ to get their fake chastity belts btw
>>151054221Ilia has had exactly 1 fight in the division and it wasn't against the number 1 contender
illlia doesn't make the mount rushmore of fighters who finshed charles
I think we can all agree that prime Guram shows levels to Ilia.
>>151054275>Illia can't wait that long He barely fights once a year
>>151054285It’s obvious from an eye test how much better ilia is than everyone else
Iliyo is so fucking good he never has to fight again. What a little spoiled BITCH
TECHNICALLY Ilia has had two fights in the division (the first was against Jai Herbert)
When girls squirt during sex doesn't that all essentially come out of the same place as where they piss from?
>>151050723wannanow
Currently shitkicking people online in Ultra Street Fihgter 4. Im unsatiable, if I cant weem in irl I weem in virtual
>>151054275>What would Dana's intentions be if he went with dookie dan?He's giving a guy who got mega zeemed by Chandler to Topuria. What do you think is going to happen
>>151054278Ilia/Tom derangement syndrome
>>151054221they are both paper champs who fight 1 bum a year
>>151054479Heh... Of course you'd be playing SF4... A guy like you would never make it in a REAL game...
>>151054509>>151054510See >>151054508
>>151054510Imagine what Gamrot would do
just caught up on the cardfew too many ckb wins for my liking....
>>151054508Simply stating facts sadly
The famous ground and pound of Mateuz Gamrot
>>151054653Almost like he got stalled for a year by a fat homosexual black man
No one knows what Ultra Street Fihgter is, this is America.
>>151054707ill be pissed if dana caves and gives the homo a spot on the white house card (which isn't happening btw)
>>151054707Nobody made Tomala suck off purple aki for an entire year
>>151054452
>>151054796Sounds like paki behaviour that’s not our Tom
>I no fight because another man tells me i have to wait for him....*BBC suckling noises*KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK Tomala is such a good BBC owned slut
>>151054452squirt is 50% piss 50% pussy juice
>>151054964Tomjinder is Indian
>>151054452yep. and its also chemically indistinguishable oddly enough.
>>151054452it's just girls working you, all they are doing is pissing on you, they held it in and waited until u thought you did good and blam, PISS IN FACE BABY>b-but it's naturalBullshit lady I haven't seen a piss like that since a buffalo cocked his leg up
>t-thanks for letting me watch UFC Perth with you last night, Anon-kun. I don't have many friends and it was nice to be with someone on a Saturday night.
The Pereira - Ankalaev rivalry could look very brutal for Pereira.Ankalaev:-Won the fight-Story win for beating Pereira on the feet-Story win for having the biggest punch in the whole fight-Right now he gets a story win because Pereira is already chimping out and acting like an insecure little bitchPereira:-A single story win for being able to stop Ankalaev's takedowns.He will probably get knocked out cold this time so that would mean another fight lost and another story loss.
>>151055652I had the fight pretty much even. Poatan looked bad. I'm not sure if this is because he was having an off-night, or Ankalaev was just shutting him down in the chess match.
>>151055633Take the trash out with you when the uber comes
>>151054452It's piss.The vagina does however have glands which secrete lubricant.But the squirt the pornstars do to try and make themselves famous? Just piss. Sometimes, when the studio is cheap and amateurish, they don't even cut out the camera shots where you can see that the squirt is distinctly yellow in colour.
>>151050723He had something in his hand
>>151055902>I did that for you already. ~Kyuuu!
>>151055955Yes, the power of righteousness.
Reyes is up next for a title shot, that kid deserves it
>>151056014Lol!
>>151055955Power?
we are herehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L--_kEvAaJ8
>>151055633remove your hijab one more time and instead of beatings im going to stab you with a knife
What's for dinner looneys? I'm Having Pork Shoulder. So yummy
I'm so stoned
>>151055981Oh no it sounds like your husband is home
>>151056271Looks nice I'm just going to the shops to get carrot cake and some steak
>>151056271Thats an lot of potato hoyl fuck
>>151056311Favourite Dean Malenko moment?
27 days until Gane fights.
>>151056447Thanks. But hold on a second there buddy. Put the Beef Rump back down and get a New Zealand reared Lamb Steak. Thank me later>>151056460I actually didnt have enough here, I'll have to have a snack after. You wouldn't believe how much I eat. I'm a super burner like Bas Ruten, it's pure hell, expensive too
>>151056271I’ll prolly eat some tacos later.
>>151056627Of course you will
27 days until Gane gets KO'd by the father of a retarded son and council house scumbag in general
Are there even any white people left in France? Your whole country is basically Gane. A useless mixed race bitch who folds at the slightest pressure, the fuck is wrong with you guys
>>151056660I can’t fight against my nature.
merb zeems Sandhagen Standing
>>151056737Kek just make sure you post pictures. I've always wanted to try authentic south/central American food but the countries don't appeal to me other than that. I'm going to go soon though, I've fucking got to
>>151056271Meatball syckostew
>>151056885Go away
>>151056899Fuck you
>>151056994Don't even reply to express your displeasure, if fuck you is your feeling just think it
Anyone else? I know you boys aren't fasting. Show off your plates! Top dish of the days wins a prize
How in the literal fuck did he fuck that up??
>>151057051You type that as if i always come here to get personal with internet randos
>>151056586>lambWhat do you think this is the ritz
>>151057207I wasn't even remotely implying that, I don't know how you came to that conclusion. I was just telling you not to interact with me, I though it was pretty clear, nothing cryptic in there
>>151057462
Why is Lamb so expensive though? Finland just made me think. Those fuckers are everywhere too and they eat the same cheap crap. Are big Farmers been swindling us all this time?
my boy Bryce Young WILL make it to 200 yards and you WILL seethe
I guess it could be because they're young. I don't know, got to get to the bottom of this
>>151057554Alright nigga il stop interacting with you
Ok back to it, who will be the one to beat Hazmat? I think it could be someone like Brady, it's entirely possible.Please don't ban me
>>151057757Thanks. Goodbye forever
rizin and k1
he's still my boy. maybe he should try to go back down to 170 even though it will weaken his chin
>>151057682Lamb is considered a higher quality meat and is generally in higher demands from restaurants and shit. Farmers also generally don't produce as much lamb as they do pork and beef so there's less supply. In the end peasants eat peasant slop, and Lamb isn't for peasants
>>151057949170 a division famous for it's lack of good wrestlers
>>151057949I just realized hes still in his prime and took no damage from the khamzat fight. losing the belt is a massive debuff though so lets see how he does
>>151057949Exposed as a retard
>>151057905>4 finishes in 18 fights
>>151058021none nearly as good as Chimaev. he's pretty much already proved that he is the greatest early grappling threat in the history of the game and is still at least very good after he gasses>>151058032you know it's over when even Joe Rogan straight up says that DDP will never catch up to Chimaev's wrestling. it takes a lot for Joe to not ride the fence regarding fighters
Frikkin assassin man
>>151058261Samurai just wanted to wack the kikes in the NFL
>>151058107but enough about ufc champions
Yeah I'm thinking Aaron Pico
>>151058380doesn't even make sense does it lad
>>151058338Jon Jones realizing just how bad he is
>>151058254The corpse of Usmeng on a week’s notice and zero preparation sent Hamza to the hospital…
we've got a great card coming upyellow = might be goodgreen = goodblue = greatorange = guaranteed high level bangerMix can still make a run, he lost his debut the way Alvarez lost his to Ismagulov. it's the type of loss where the opponent outpointed you but didn't actually crush you in any way. Wiklacz was one of KSW's top fighters, it's a good testYoo's nickname is Korean Zombie Jr.Gautier looks like a monster so far. he is being served a highlight reel KO with this matchupPyfer and Magomedov will hopefully end in the first and Pyfer's stock climbs and he proves he's a top prospect stillI don't really rate Zalal but maybe I'm sleeping on him. he seems like a fairly boring point striker to me
>>151058733AARON FUCKING PICOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151058839Shut your bitch ass up
Aaron "Korean Zombie Jr." Pico
>>151057993Thanks, that makes a lot of sense, can believe I received a quality reply in this shit hole. Well as usual in a rebel. A lowly man who eats Lamb. I will not be defeated
>>151058839>>151058917I know you're happy I'm here, I actually talk about mma lol
>>151058733We gonna get some historic heems on this one. I can feel it.
Aaron "Guaranteed High Level Banger" Pico
Every man wants to be like Ciryl Gane.
>>151058998I'm praying Jiri gets it done. possibly my favorite active fighter, even though I know Ankalaev would feast on his creative blitzing style
>>151058342Cte is based
Aaron "Creative Blitzing Style" Pico
>>151058733Mix looked like an amateur in his last fight
>>151058733Muniz? Dark horse of the division. The man to beat Adesanya.
messican bros we have no new fighters worth rooting for
From a boxing standpoint, Belal vs JDM was more of a Boxing fight than Crawford Canelo, rewatched it earlier, Canelo throws a jab and they just keep circling around, i think around round 5, only one punch landed, look it up.
>>151059379nah, it's just a decent fight. I'm cheering for Edmen but I don't know if he's gonna be much more than a top 10-15 guy atp>>151059262yeah, he was frozen like Elsa. we'll see if it was just UFC jitters based on this one
>>151059574canelo is so washed
>calls himself the style bender>only know one style taught by his trainer at city kickboxing and can't do anything elseI don't get it
Aaron "Frozen Like Elsa" Pico
Kody Steer
>>151059735More like QUEER
>>151059777Rooney
>>151059777Imagine being acting credits mogged by a one eyed retard from cyprus
>>151059666>>151059777heem stays blessed
Kody "i turn now" oversteer
>>151059666>>151059777OHHHHHHHHHHH
When is Kody Steele supposed to fight again
I keep seeing the Dana White Dodge commercial.>Even our grandmas have tattoosuh, no. Mine doesn't/didn't.
>>151060009retired in shame after getting peached by wrong jew
>>151060011You mean to say Dana R White is playing loose with the truth?!
>>151060011Dana White? Lie? Never
>>151059595>Shabazyan still only 27 With Middleweights getting more athletic and a bit more grappling orientated, there's probably not much hope for more than 10-15
>>151059777
Canor is a disgrace to the fine tradition of rape
>>151060644He's a real one
>>151060839A real disgrace
>>151059649Style 'bender' in the sense that his style is physically bending. Like bending back his body and heeming (before he was washed, of course)
My favorite moves are the wizard and the granny roll
>>151061012My favorite is syvä joki
>>151059574Thats the sweet science. They are so many levels deep in calculations and strategy that most yall will never understand.
NIGGER NIGGER NIGGER
>>151061146POTY
>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMCVDHQpECg>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMCVDHQpECg>ITS UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMCVDHQpECg
Grammy roll
>>151061317This is what we have now insead of Jones.I hope you're happy reddit.
>>151061474It's been miserable since this worthless sack of shit cheated against pav
>>151061474yeah jon canoodling with brazzas and sniffing their hair was way better
Granny rolls in her grave
oi it's me tommy reddit and today we're going to have a look a me lego set
>>151060983I remember watching this fight when i was with friends and i was being racist rooting against adesanya just as vividly remembering rooting agianst romero when he beat costa
I can't with y'all
>>151061587Disgraceful
when I was watching Magny fight, I felt like I had seen such thing before. then I had an epiphany.
>>151061317Riveting content tom
>>151061587nina retired poatan will be good again now without her feet distracting him
>>151061587he's gonna get knocked out isn't he?
I was just bangin out 5 gram rocks
>>151061652I like the part when he had his face in Mathew's croth for over a minute
I bet you did
>>151061688I think she was just trolling the le haters b. She's not retiring.
idk what to get exited for now that błachowicz is washed, ruchała failed, oleksiajczuk is a fighting nerd and gamrot is gamrot
I can't believe the fighting nerds were all killed bros...
>>151061810POLISH POWER WOOOOOAH
>>151061861the fighting ghosts
Just a couple of nose beers ye you mad fookin rat of a woife ye mad ugly skank leave me alone yeah ye stinky slag. Botox arse face whopper of a ting ye, your minge stinks of rotten fish ye.
>>151061903https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KXr7HCLm0RM
The praetorian pedophiles from driccus team catching heat online sheeesh what the helly
I am not in negotiations with the UfC. I am in direct negotiations with the government of the United States of America on behalf of the country of Ireland.
>POLISH PO- ACKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!
JirGOD fight week
>>151062089Is Elon autistic because his dad raped him?
Do bongs feel emasculated and embarrassed when they have to say "fizzy dwink"? Are there any alternatives to say if you're in bong land?
>>151062089Elon and his dad really really hate each other so that makes senseAlso Elon's brother was a frequent visitor or the talented Mr. Epstein
There are people who actually watch gay sports like football and basketball
>haven't Raja'd the Till in three days
>>151062135illegal back to the head punches should end in DQ
>>151062089How is this suddenly news or did he get caught again isn't EM also in the files
Egaped Muskrat
>>151062219As opposed to a sodie pop?
>>151062250Football is the greatest sport of all time
>>151062254?
>>151062301In what world is men running about with a ball entertaining. Slop for the masses.
basketball is the gayest sport of all time
>>151062366You wouldn't get it
shatty is a playable character in the new battlefield
all non-combat sports are for fags
>>151062476
>>151062474>chin in air>hair in eyes
>>151062334he meant Raja'd the Stu, forgive the goofy bong vernacular
all of you are so weak
>>151062474nobody cares about this journey man bum anymore
>>151062366Both divegrass and apehoop are silly
>>151062258>A decade later, the stepdaughter said she caught him sniffing her dirty underwear, the Times reported, adding that some family members have also accused him of abusing two of his daughters and a stepson.ol driccus latest escapades date back to the distant 2022
>>151062542I could heem you unconscious while smoking and handling a grill with my weaker hand
>>151062297Thats just what dumb kids might call it, not when you're older. I heard Tom saying it in the new video so had to ask. Half the country here calls it soda, other half calls it pop but most just say coke or sprite. You all only call it fizzy dwink?
All non-combat sports are gay.You know what? Even boxing is gay.Now that I'm thinking about it, MMA is gay too.
>OTHER SPORTS ARE LE GAY>MY HALF NAKED SWEATY MEN IN SHORTS HUMPING EACHOTHER IN A CAGE IS LE MANLY AND HETEROSEXUALKEEEEEK heemtrannies really do be liek dis
>>151062561Yeah the rumors had been around for a while my sleuthing led me to learn that the apple(s) didn't fall far from the pedo tree either with his sons
>>151062605no meme arrow in the last line so you look like this
>you can't just make fun of mma *SNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIF*
>>151062586it's regional, many places call it just "pop"
>>151061810Karolina christmas photoshoot
>>151062631>He told Rolling Stone in 2017 that his father had done “almost every evil thing you could possibly think of”.Driccus made sure he shouted out Praetoria and that he's staying there and never leaving or whatever that shit is going on right there in that small town everyone knows each other eyes wide shut type stuffTurns out Khamzat is actually the good guy and Diddy P is a pederast faggot
dropped coffee all over me table and desk again. now it's all fucking sticky. godammit
he was right
Please consider the fact that fans of non-combat sports unironically say shit like "WE won".
Gane vs Aspinall will determine Jones' GOAT status.
Boxing
>>151062870Gane already got fraud checked by our nigga Niggnau so if he wins ASS PENUS must really fucking suck and Jones is the GOAT
>>151062902boxing fags think this is exiting
>>151062865We do win
>>151062870>>151062912if gane wins jones threw away 30 million ducking a fight he could have won and that would have cemented him as the goat
Jones = 4chanAspenis = reddit
>>151063111many are saying this
Reyes? NFL level athleticism paired with mythical wrestling.
Bonesdaddy is HOUNGRY and needs his FILL
ufc is pitiful
>>151063359Fuck u bitch ur opinion= who gives a fuck
>>151063466
Poor jon
>>151062586It’s more a thing dads say
unfortunately there's always a bigger fish.
Arman is a coward. Feed him to the baddy.
Asspainal claims that he's 11% bodyfat. LMAO. More like 21%.Fat fuck gonna get heemed by Gane
ADOLF HITLER WAS RIGHT
>heemed by Ganepahahahahaha
I haven’t looked it up to confirm it but I have a feeling that 90% of the lightweight division either hasn’t fought this year or only fought once. Why is this allowed in the “glamour” division of the UFC?
>>151063765who?
>>151063730Those kicks are weak as piss for a man of that size and strength
>>151063514They even simulated a Herb Dean late finish
Hitler tried to move up a weight class to fight Stalin and got his ass simulated
>>151062577this make me big sad cause I've always big upped Finland. But, if it be this way, it do.>LET ME TELL YOU FIBLIN, YOU SON OF A BITFH>YOU NO GOOD BASTERD>COME OUT HERE RITE NOWhow do u respond
The path to the president is still there for Conor.Conor will come back after the UFC in the White house and draw huge crowds who will march for him and force them to redo the election.
>>151064131Isn't the President of Ireland a completely powerless ceremonial position
If Conor's CTE and coke filled ass can become president of a country I'd say hats off to him, he is a good man with bad intentions baby, that left is LEGENDARY JOE!
ill put a presi-dent in your skull mate
joe rogan you sugar filled rear hatch son of a bitch
>>151064131Nah fuck that grifting on twitter is easier. He realises that he’ll get support no matter what as long as he calls out immigrants now and then. Fair play to the lad I say.
>>151064187He never actually did the necessary process to run for president so he's already out
Ireland is funny because leftists have them of on le good countries list even though its a libertarian corporate tax heaven.
>>151064159Conor can make it more important he will build tracks in working class areas and mma gyms for the kids
>>151064236remember when people thought PRIDE was cool and then they came to America and got brutalized by condom depot sponsors
>>151062474is this really battlefield? this looks like some cod shit
>>151064272Ireland seems like a country you legit can't explain the "globalism" shit, right? The fuck, they are Ireland, but now world says ok we send you retarded africans and turkcunnies. the fuck is that even? They are killing them
>>151064086*Ludwig Borga theme hits*
>>151064272Isn't it kind of the same with india too because of gandhi
>>151064347Modern Christianity and Marxism, same shit that happened to us and everyone else apart from some based Eastern Euros who experienced Communism first hand.
>>151062474Ya tawkin out of yo ass. Playa !
KEK
>>151064429BANDERLAID SILVEN YOU BROKEN DOWN BRAIN DEAD SON OF A BITCH
>>151064497maybe in the 60s, everyone across the political spectrum hates india now
>>151064614lmao
KO'd in a brawl at 55 years old in a ring older than him, such a brazilian thing to do
>>151064614kek, is burns the only non zogged brazilian?
>>151065205needs more pixels, i can almost see whats happening
That Brazilian manlet can punch
>>151065205Me to Brazil haters
Can you really just stab or shoot someone just for getting in a street fight and call it self defence even if you were antagonising them in Merica? That seems dumb.
>>151065551in nigmerica we worship our guns and kiss them but dont think for a second we'd ever hurt our brown replacements you son of a bitch
>>151064089gane is a big gay purple cat? I knew it.
Gane is fucking done I fear, patted and KO'd by a council house shit bastard with a retard son. What a horrid end to our french scholar, Gane, the mixed retard bitch who cant even do a leg lock.
>>151065205Did they find who the heemer is? Is he a boxer? Security? Or is he a friend of the opponent? Is Wanderlei a big enough deal in brazil that the lil heemer might end up in a ditch or something?
>>151065806Popo's son
Gane is by far Jones best win and performance. One of the best title performances of all time.
>>151065759you're not very good at this b.
>>151065704goddamn this shit is gay
>>151065843Jones best win was Reyes. What are you talmbout b??
>>151065958catty faggot he is
Wanderlei has to send some gangsters or something after that kid. You can’t take getting heemed on tv like that lying down.
Reyes won.
>>151065958Bodied that freak.
>>151065704Yeah he's getting heemed
Daner is on 60 minutes tonight. And it's on a football sunday, so 10 million+ people will see the tomato.
>>151065205Werdum is an enigma
>>151062902isn't that illegal to just wipe your face mid round?
>>151066219the ref should have kept the count going
Werdum used (maybe still does, idk) run a bjj gym that was inside a mall in the Chicago suburbs. I thought about going there, but it was too far.
>>151065205that's so fuckin gay, brazilians literally have 0 honor.
>>151066296He forgot to protect himself at all times, rookie mistake
When’s Ngnnou fighting again
>>151065958this post breathed new life into the bonescord, talmbout feasting
>>151066320buncha crabs in a bucket
*spanish guitars start playing in the arena**record scratch**the opening notes of P.I.M.P by 50 cent starts playing**I walk out with a sunglasses and a toothpick**looks down with arms crossed*>No Cadillac, no perms, you can't see>That I'm a motherfuckin' P-I-M-P*coach holds up my championship belt behind me**starts walking down to the cage**Ignores the front seat fans**hands off my sunglasses to my teammate while I'm getting checked*>I'm 'bout my money, you see, girl, you can holler at me>If you fuckin' with me, I'm a P-I-M-P>Not what you see on TV, no Cadillac, no greasy>Head full of hair, bitch, I'm a P-I-M-P>Come get money with me if you curious to see>How it feels to be with a P-I-M-P>Roll in the Benz with me, you could watch some TV>From the backseat of my V, I'm a P-I-M-P*Walks around the cage mean mugging to the camera**takes a deep breath*AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*hides post*
Thinking about becoming a curling chad
Note to self: Abus Moneyberg does have a nice ring to it
Who is the WarGreymon of mma?
Me, I would walk out to Swimming Pools by Kendrick Lamar, because I'm cerebral like that
You now remember Renan Barao
Watch your fucking tone when you speak to me boy
my god that card sucked
my god your mom sucked
my penis
You don't have one playa!
>>151050494I'll be making the next one. It will not be a Gane thread.
>>151066674In UFC 3 he legit looked like a Planet of the Apes character.
If Pereira loses this next one he should move up and ko a heavyweight bum like Gane so he can retire off a win
>>151067073Ippon
>>151067141Someone like Marcin Tybura would buttfuck Alex.
"While fighting for the UFC, I suffered many significant injuries, including concussions. I fear that during my career I have suffered traumatic brain injury (TBI) and am noticing symptoms common with TBI and CTE including depression, mood swings, and irritability. To date, no treatment for CTE has been found. I suffer from sleep apnea and have difficulty sleeping and breathing. That I can recall, I have had four surgeries on my nose, 1 on my face, 2 on my left knee, 1 on my right knee and 1 on my elbow." - Declaration of Wanderlei Silva
patchy mix is on the early prelims
>>151067275Wow maybe don’t be a juice head monkey
>>151067452as he should be
Which fighter has farmed the most aura?
Wanderlei zigged when he should have zagged. At this rate, Dana's gonna sign the manlet who KO'd him to a CANtender series audition fight.
>>151067141>When Pereira lossesDude is so one dimensional it's gonna happen
Pereira beating Magomed is better for our sport. Therefore, you should all be rooting for Alex.
doesn't matter how much i hate the other fighteri will also root for the dagi rats opponent
>>151067073they put all these fancy japanese names but we invented half these judo moves independently during recess in grade school
>>151067869Ironically, it's extremely dishonourable to use grappling techniques in hockey fights.
>>151067750it's debatable
>puts the nail in the pereira coffin
Vasti Spiller has been seen walking bow legged through the Chechen airport with a choker necklace that reads"Daddy"
*nuts on the pail that is pereira's coffin*
>CHAMAsoon
>chechen >airport
>>151065958Jon Jones lost to a chinny journeyman fraud how shit was he.
i don’t see how bsd could beat even flushed dardush. for one dardush just tuned up the guy that 10-7ed bsd
Am I supposed to be checking the ban reason anymore before evading or they're all gonna be made up bullshit?
i dindu nuffin man i swear they have it out for me. we all knew that kid growing up
>hate speech must be protected!-dana white
Jon Jones: >I lost to a guy that sucks!
>>151068797Let's not forget he ducked fucking Chael Sonnen once, decisionated Anthony "turtleheart" Smith and went life and death with journeyman Thiago Santos. And that his best wins are midgets like DC and Pride FC has beens that weren't good with the UFC ruleset, basically a bunch of Kai Asakuras.
>>151068747Totally organic post, we love the jannys around here.
this tom aspinall lad is gonna get his arse kicked mate that's what I really believe in me heart I think the lad is gonna get finished
>still getting worked by bonesthat's why he's the king. now bend over, blue eyes
>>151069018If you think about it all Gane really needs to do is finish Tom or have more points when time runs out and he will almost certainly win.
disgustingly non-White general
majestically non-white general
>>151069321are you the faggot or the tranny
Who cares. White, black, arab, indian, asian, whatever. We're all humans, we're all a big family. That's what matters. We're all part of the same big family: the MMA community. We should love and respect each other. I love you all, you're like family to me, even if you're not white.
>>151069294>>151069321>>151069349>>151069372you get no bitches.
>>151069372powerful
michelle waterson deserves a title shot
Good night sleep tight & don't let the heem bugs bite
helloooooooooooooo Perth australia*booooooooooooo*
>>151069392why is my flag missing?
>>151069504she can have a title shot against my cock if you know what I mean
>>151069641what do you mean by that?
>>151069641What's his name? I call mine "Crouching Tiger; Hidden Dragon" btw, not sure if that's relevant or not
>>151069504We need to see Kayla in this device.
>>151069641Hey man. That's not appropriate.
>>151069736I'll allow it.
>>151069641I heard your cock pulled out due to illness, is this correct?
I'm in the pursuit of happiness and I know everything that shines aint always gonna be gold.
>Reddit when POOes died
>>151069504Gane's reaction to this?
>>151069900Don't post my selfies without permission it hurts my feelings
>>151069900who
>>151069959Hey mate could you please stop impersonating me?
>>151069641Be an better man
>>151069641Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
name ONE good colbitch win.
>>151070032Hey mate can you stop impersonating me please?
>>151070070the first usmeng fight was a good win imo even though he lost
>>151070070Ths time he won the UFC welterweight world championship should be a good place to start.
Just pist out my ass AMA
>>151070070
>>151070128What if feel like?
the misty ass pisser of mississauga
>>151070128michelle waterson gomez??
>>151070118*Interim UFC world welterweight championship
>>151070118That never happened.
>>151070146Strange but stasfying
>>151070223Yeah you shitting nigguh
BO NIGGER
>>151071059*prances into thread*
more like bum shitter
Allen finna get finished by those RDR knees and that's a lock you faggots
Which woman could beat the worst men's flyweight?
>>151071389Gina Mazany
>>151071389Cheyenne Buys or whatever shes called now
https://x.com/BigMarcel24/status/1972480799514763683Orolbai vs Hermansson is real
stomach is making a lot of grumbliong noises but im not hungry or even feel like schaubing in the till
Oh my MMA rushmore? Pele, Thongpoon, Troy Tang
>>151071389mothra
>>151071389Billie has a chance vs JP Buys
I will carry weem!
Dom losing has taken us all off our feet. And what the hell is with Jiri/Rountree?
go bigger go homethe bo nickal story
dom vs ulberg was esentially jizzy vs imavov
Between you and me moi bidet makes me moan like an woman! An toast! To pleasure!!
shut up
Precision.Power.Pico.
>>151073553What does Pico de gallo have to do with anything. I mean it is kinda good though.
PandaPandaPadna
>>151073805OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH WANDERLEI IS HURT!>starts shitting self and rolling towards u
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