>Monday 29th September 20258pm Everton 1 - 1 West Ham United>Tuesday 30th September 20258pm Chelsea v Benfica8pm FK Bodø/Glimt v Tottenham Hotspur8pm Galatasaray v Liverpool>Wednesday 1st October 20255.45pm Union Saint-Gilloise v Newcastle United8pm Arsenal v Olympiakos8pm Monaco v Manchester City
>1 more week of shitty club football until the BASED international breakGet HYPE
>>151089896>Tuesday 30th September 2025>8pm Chelsea v Benfica2-1>8pm FK Bodø/Glimt v Tottenham Hotspur0-3>8pm Galatasaray v Liverpool0-2
can you all wish me luck for tomorrow please, got a really tough exam, about 175 questions in like 180 minutes.
>>151089896>5.45pm Union Saint-Gilloise v Newcastle Unitedsilly time for a football match
>>151089987Much like your beloved Arsenal, I hope you get close to success but ultimately come up short x
>slot trying to change the rules on set pieces after Liverpool lost to one and arsenal won from one Can't make it up honestly
>>151090106>Eze
>Saliba signs new contractHalal about to tap up Konate instead
>>151090143Still seething? LOL
>>151090151What did Eze do to justify being in the TOTW over Sarr, Welbeck, Buendia, Watkins?
>>151090106no Liverpool players wtfthey cost enough
>>151090022Early kick-offs (and even some Thursday matches) have been used already in this season of the CL due to the amount of fixtures
>>151090222Thanks for fagsplaining.
https://youtu.be/5EfDl2Ht5S8Song to cope for being a United fan
>Newcastle United winger Jacob Murphy admits that it will take more time to move on from Alexander Isak after the Sweden international's exit sparked a readjustment period at St James' Park How about scoring some goals mate
>>151090084bit rude :x
CL tonight lads, what are we watching apart from Barca - PSG?
>>151090287Chelsea vs. Benfica could be good
>>151090287 Think I'll go for Kairat v Madrid followed by Atleti v Frankfurt, then the 2nd half of Panama v Ukraine under 20s
>>151090253He's already displaced Elanga because Murphy actually gets assists
>>151090106>1 CP player?????????????
>Wales have recalled captain Aaron Ramsey for October's World Cup qualifier against Belgium and friendly with England.>The 34-year-old midfielder wasomitted from the squadfor matches against Kazakhstan and Canada earlier this month, having made only one substitute appearance in six months as he recovered from injury.>But Ramsey has since started three games and played in another two from the bench for his Mexican club side Pumas UNAM.&>Craig Gordon has returned to the Scotland squad for the home World Cup qualifiers against Greece and Belarus.>The 42-year-old goalkeeper has not played since early May and is yet to feature in a Hearts squad this season as he returns to full fitness after a neck injury.state of both of these callups
How can Liverpool be so defensively dogshit in literally every single game *apart* from the game they played against title rivals Arsenal?
https://twitter.com/paulmorley19/status/1972368792543244686>Forest fans actually doing Ange & Clough comparisonsKek
>>151090645>muh social media reaction
>>151090639From what I see their defensive transition shape is too narrow, quite vulnerable against pacy forwards. Arsenal does similat things as Liverpool with their inverted fullback so it's like watching two identical retards butting their head against each other for 90 minutes.
>>151090639they werent, arsenal just bottled it as alwaysarsenal in a big game is like playing grimsby town
>>151079422hmm
>>151090740Just repost the image here you no-life cunt
>>151090740seems an okay idea, I understand what he means.Arteta must speak 10,000 words a match though so maybe he needs to listen to the pilots as well
>Thomas Frank must unleash Tottenham’s secret weapon vs Bodo/Glimt after Cristian Romero’s injury And what is that secret weapon I hear you ask - Playing good football for a change? The fans actually backing the team instead of being miserable wankers? Son recall clause? Nope it's Kevin Danso doing a long throw-in!
>>151090776UNLEASHKOTATAKAI
>>151090776those throw ins are close though aint they, proper missiles. do think we see about 20 tonightis a bit worrying about romero though. frank said its just a "precaution" wouldnt even say what was wrong when pressed by the media if it was a muscle injury or what, how many times have precautions turned into out for 3 months ffs
>>151090821Yeah wasn't that the case with Solanke as well then today it's just mentioned in passing he's had surgery
Bodos Glinted
>>151090852pretty much. not sure of the exact phrasing but they were saying he was having pain in his ankle, then he started training on grass again, then he stopped, now they're saying he had to have some minor surgery which if they had known would be needed could have been done weeks ago but they had been trying to avoid it. bit of a messkolo muani is weird too he came on for 30 minutes or whatever it was after getting a bit of fitness back after not really training with psg, then we were told he had a dead leg from colliding with sarr and would be out for a match, and somehow a deadleg has been him out for multiple games now when he had missed 2 matches through injury his entire career before coming to spursstill not sure what a dead leg even is medically sounds like an injury you get in school and you run off
>>151090886>out for multiple games now when he had missed 2 matches through injury his entire career before coming to spurssame shit with Ait-Nouri going to City, guy's never been injured and then gets crippled in match day 2 and is still out
>>151090776they barely scrapped past Villarreal thanks to an own goal. They gonna get Bodo&Glimted tonight.
>>151090161Are you retarded?
Afternoon listening sorted
Blades tonight lads
reckon that "aussie" arsenal fan is the most delusional one on 4chan. claiming arteta is the attacking manager out of him and pep is mental lol
>>151090253>>151090343He choked a massive chance in the last match because he just kept running in a straight line instead of cutting across the defender into a central position.
lel
>>151091002RIP
>>151090920Fuck off Neil
>>151090961there is no aussia arsenal fan. there is an aussie spurs fan though.
>>151090961It is delusionalHowever in the match between the two this was obviously the case. City had the lowest possession in Pep's entire managerial career
>>151090639they parked the bus against arsenal for the first half (not a single shot on target at home) and were very defensive second half too. the goal came from nothing and liverpool didn't look like scoring prior or after the free kick. they haven't played like that against any other opponent. just like city haven't parked the bus against anyone but arsenal. these teams are scared to death of arsenal scoring or else they wouldn't be so defensive.
Liversimp (a.k.a. Screenshotmong a.k.a. Benefitscroungertwat) reverting to form now he thinks we've forgotten the events of last weekend, one of the worst weekends of his entire 'life', when both the men's and women's team got BATTERED.
1pm, i see the schizos are waking up
>I know how I prove I don't exist - by spamming a screenshot!
>>151091160>>151091155Warra trophy for arsenalThe £1.1 billion spent is surely now justified. Grandchildren will hear stories in years to come of the time artetas team had more possession in a game than Pep
I have a theory that 190 (who is a Janny and uses VPNs to post under Dutch, Irish and Australian flags) baits people on purpose to drive up the engagement on /sp/
>liverpool lose>spurs draw>b-bbut arsenal kek
>>151091207>uses VPNs to post under Dutch, Irish and Australian flags)And Portuguese, Russian and South African. He uses those more on /int/ though. The Russian one he uses specifically to spam CP when he's lost an argument.
>why are you talking about players getting punched in the face and hilariously bad dives with no repercussion when you could be talking about an uneventful drawvery strange "people"
>>151091210THIS. Spurs fans pretending like they weren't chanting from the rooftops how much better than Arsenal they are under 'super frank' because he won a pre-season game. and liverpool fans were convinced there'd be an 8 point gap after the last round but now they're suddenly making youtube videos saying how they were never good and the defence is shaky and shit. scoring last min goals was a sign of champions a week ago for liverpool but now it's a riding their luck. these people can't make their mind up.
>>151090222>(and even some Thursday matches)this is the oldest tradition in football, no need to even remark on it
>>151090645This is just a rehash of the Fergie gimmick
>why didn't VAR rule a palace onside goal as offside because liverpoolhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=188j0KzxGgM
The only manager whose team failed to score this weekend? Mate.
Where can i illegally legally stream Kairat vs Real Madrid chuds, need a hand here?
>>151091298The media is so reticent to say the FACT that Liverpool's goal shouldn't have stood
>>151091357take your quest for engagement elsewhere you vpn using janny scum, I'm having none of it
>>151091357the interwebs
>>151089987just remember, YOU GOT THIS!
Why is it that Arsenal can win zero trophies yet still entice top players to sign for them and renew their contracts. Rice rejected City for them, Zubimendi rejected Liverpool for them, Saliba rejected Real Madrid for them. Meanwhile Liverpool actually win silverware, yet they struggle to retain players like Trent and Konate, and even Salah's contract negotiations last season were extremely drawn out.It can't just be down to money, since Liverpool and Arsenal have similar wage bills. And I can't imagine location that much of a major impact on things, considering most Liverpool players probably live in gated Cheshire communities (rather than Liverpool itself) and they're relatively close to an international airport anyway. And the Manchester clubs who have players that live in the same area don't have the same issue attracting players.
>>151091524It literally is money. Look up how much Arsenal's shitters are on
>>151091524>It can't just be down to money
>>151091524>And the Manchester clubs who have players that live in the same area don't have the same issue attracting players.Manchester United got snubbed for Chelsea this window btw
>>151091524London
>>151091582https://www.capology.com/club/liverpool/salariesLiverpool wages: £ 3,310,000https://www.capology.com/club/arsenal/salaries/Arsenal wages: £ 3,490,000That's a £180,000 difference (which still works out to the wages of 1 good PL player these days), but if you consider that Arsenal's squad is deeper and has more players that will realistically play regular minutes then that balances things out. They seem to have a similar wage structure, where star players are on £200k+ and the other regulars are between £100k-£200k. Zubimendi in particular, who rejected Liverpool, is supposedly on £75k/w only (double his previous wages). Previous reports suggested that Liverpool were going to triple them instead.
>>151091669Only Liverpool players that don't justify their wages are Ekitike and Gakpo, Arsenal have about 10 players getting overpaid
>>151091701chiesa on 150k per week is justified, really?
>>151091701Ekitike is worth the wage so far. As the other guy said, Chiesa is definitely the one being most overpaid, though he does appear to be finding his feet this season.
>>151091174I hope some day there's an auto-janny AI that nukes all their boogeyman running commentary posts before they're made
>>151091714He's literally been Liverpool's best attacker this season by numbers. Slot is a retard for not playing him more>>151091721>Ekitike is worth the wage so far.Being on 200k after 2 years at Frankfurt is insane.
>>151091747>Being on 200k after 2 years at Frankfurt is insane.Yeah but that's the 2025 striker market for you. The upper echelon of available strikers was like 4 players and all of them are in the top 6. Supply and demand.
https://www.capology.com/club/chelsea/salariesIf anyone wants a laugh, Chelsea are still paying Sterlel £325k/w.
>>151091731You can literally just filter the words you don't like, anon. I haven't seen a canadian post or and Irish post in weeks. If you dont like hearing people talk about citymong or dave or arsewog, then just add those words to your filter.
>>151091701Havertz and Jesus would be overpaid even if they were fit, the fact that they both have long-term injuries means Arsenal are effectively spunking half a million each week into the void at the moment. Otherwise I don't think you can say most of their other players are horribly overpaid (by the standards of a big PL team, of course).
>>151091847I've seen Arsenal fans saying Gyokeres is going to be dropped when Havertz is fit and they believe it's the right decision.
>>151091777>I haven't seen a canadian post or and Irish post in weekswell I can call you a dork and hope you burn your tongue drinking tea (I can say something like this without fear of reprisal)
Imagine being a footballer waking up Monday morning checking your bank account app and seeing +100k in green from your weekly salary
>>151091919Are people paid weekly in the UK
>>151091919I'd be on at least 250k (childhood team discount)
>>151091947Seems like it. Here are the NEET F.C. salaries for instance.https://www.gov.uk/jobseekers-allowance
>>151091995No contact in either picture.
>>151091947depends on the job. minimum wage jobs typically are but higher wage jobs are monthly. footballers get paid monthly i don't know why we refer to players wages as per week, probably just a hangover from decades ago
>>151091991NEET wonga is given out every 2 weeks.
>>151091995Okay I have to ask, is that the original of the Salah pic? Because I've only seen that one with what looks like a fucking burn or saturation filter applied and I'm wondering why that of all things is being circulated. Like surely theres one without that crap
>>151091524>And I can't imagine location that much of a major impact on things, It definitely is though. London is so much more well known to people all over the world. And even Manchester is a lot more well known compared to Liverpool. It might just be because of the dominance of Manchester clubs in the last however many years but clearly location makes a humongous difference. It's not really where it is geographically that matters (in this particular case) but how well known or popular it is as a destination.
>>151092021>Why did the one that makes it look most like a handball start circulating, despite being objectively bad quality?Because the internet isn't real. It's all one big circlejerk of rage. If something can't make people angry, then it doesn't get posted.
The 'last season didn't count you can only judge him on this season' Amorim cope might genuinely be the weirdest argument I've ever seen used in football
>>151092020Could he fix NEET F.C.?
>>151091767They also had to compete with Newcastle who were offering 150k
>>151092059>I said tika taka not tiktok! BAAAH HOW DO I REACH THESE KEEDS
>>151092021Unironically from VAR
>>151092095Na whoever webm'd that has their saturation jacked to the fucking moon
>>151092021That's the "original" that was shown on TV. I don't know how they have the one 480p VAR setup at Palace but somehow they do
>>151092106It's like that meme Mbeumo pic that keeps getting posted. He looks like a grey alien in it at this point.
>"no handball, carry on"
>>151092106Look at the side by side comp and the angle comp. It is saturated by source.
>>151092122Back to your containment thread, trophy dodger
Volumes
>>151092095probably the most blatant handball i've ever seen. liverpool can't shake the favouritism allegations because it keeps on happening, more often than not.
>>151092261I hate him man, I properly properly hate him
It's time to accept Arsenal are winning the league.
>>151092290'no'Choking is in their nature
>>151092261
>>151092290it's inevitable, by the grace of god.
>>151092308
champions league games tonightfor me, it's atalanta - club bruggechelsea - benfica, with sofascore tracked on wirtz on my second screen
>>151092345>>151092170
>>151092356>>151092345
>>151092338gabriel is the real terrorist. he's the best defender in the league but he doesn't play for a northern club so nobody will admit it
>>151092350We do NOT discuss THAT club in THIS thread
Who are yanited playing tonight?
>>151092338Who is Saka meant to be? And who is Escobar or Ted Bundy or whoever it is on the left?
>>151092032Why did you edit that quote then go on some incel rage, Liversimp? Your fucking shit club cheated and stii lost LMFAO
>>151092434What an absolutely schizo post kek. There's nothing pro-Liverpool in that post, you demented asylum escapee. It's a post about ragebait culture online.
>>151092032>Because the internet isn't real [ensuing sperg removed]But that screenshot was real, mong boy. Why do Scousers constantly lie?
>>151092396Howling FC in The Chase Cup
>>151092451thats just poopdickschizo talking to his imaginary friends again, best ignored for your own sanity lad
>>151092363>>151092345
>>151092467Read this post >>151092451
>>151092396being saved for the coveted Thursday night prime time slot
>>151092487
>>151092508
>The so-called Hillsborough Law took centre stage at the Labour Party conference today, with the prime minister declaring at the start of his hour-long speech that injustice will have no place to hide. >Keir Starmer [...] told the conference: "I was also struck at that first meeting by meeting some family members who had never felt able to talk about what happened that day.">He also warned "there are consequences if you tell lies."Finally, a much-needed law which will stand up for Scousers who famously never go on about Hillsborough and always tell the truth.
>>151092540Is it law yet? Because I think these Scousers killed one another.
>>151089896>Fellaini>Herrera>RojoI'm getting war flashbacks.
>>151092528>>151092508
>>151092433escobar is our new signing from bayer, piero hincapie(got injuried as soon as he started training with arsenal kek), he played like 4 minutes ever since he got here.saka is some internet meme bout a nigerian prince depiction or something like that, we wuz kangs and that sort of discussion.
>>151092487arteta's best skill is public perception; he can spend about a billion on incoming players to end up with the most valuable squad in england, yet somehow still have the media convinced you're up against it and pulling miracles to finish 2nd like he's some kind of managerial genius because he talks out of his ass a lot
Lotta seething itt
>>151092540>He also warned "there are consequences if you tell lies."Whenever I read news about the UK or PSAs, there's often something omnious in them. Why is this tone so common?
>>151092621spurs, liverpool, united and chelsea all lost lol
>>151092628Labour pride themselves on being the government for the people who believe in freedom for the many, not the few. They they take away as many freedoms as they possibly can when they end up in power.It's all very Communistic.
>>151092633does this look like a man that lost to you?
Pool is the most soulless, cucked and faggoty club there is.
>>151092673you lost get over it
>>151092684lost in that physique maybe
>celebrating drawsTopspur will never be a big club
what is it about palhinhas physique that causes so much seethe? inferiority complex?
>>151092695>>151092673Gay
4chan will hand over your IP to GCHQ so don't bother being honest about Hillsborough any more.
>Hugo Ekitike, already on a yellow, takes his shirt off over after scoring at home to team a division below resulting in a red card despite there being 10 minutes of game time left>Joao Palhinha, takes his shirt off after scoring an equaliser at home to a team rock bottom of the league without a single point>Danny Welbeck, takes his shirt off revealing his sports braWho deserves the celebration police knocking at their door?
>>151092603Oh yeah, I forgot about Hincapie. Of course he's injured already lmao. >nigerian prince depictionHuh. I don't think I've run into that one yet somehow.Apart from a spam mail years ago but the prince sadly didn't attach a photo.
Imagine if bongs actually ate proper fruit & veggies they’d be unstoppable as a nation
Why did the scousers piss on and steal from the dead at Hillsborough?
>>151092540>He also warned "there are consequences if you tell lies."lol, not if youre in the protected class there isnt
>>151092794welbeck's was the best because he gave the ref a little pat on the head too
Keep Lijnders and then when Pep goes at the end of the season, bring Klopp in to run City.
>>151092896Kloppo is not going to waste away his days in manchester when he's currently globetrotting around the world for a fair and reasonable price
Any updates on the Caicedo to Liverpool situation?
>>151092803there ya go, did the research just for you.it's yakub, some sort of myth about an ancient black guy that created white people or something, wild stuff.
>>151092896most obvious falseflag ive seen on here and thats saying something with the amount of sockpuppeting going on
>>151093014you're right that's a dead ringer for saka
the schizos of /epl/ arent ready to learn about yakub
>>151093014This is a rabbit hole I really don't want to jump in but it sure is calling me. He also kinda looks like a giga chad meme lol
>>151093088>Not knowing Yakub lore already
We just don't think Margaret Thatcher killed them I know you do, you were raised that way But the evidence points to Scouse-on-Scouse crime
>>151092794arsenal
arsewog shh its ok just another billion quid and you can really put the pressure on playing like stoke
>>151093035You sound mentally ill, possible paranoid schizophrenia.
>>151093198there isnt a single city supporter who ever rated jurgen klopp never mind wants him at the club, hope this helps.
>>151093219Yeah, I rate him. He's a top, top manager. And at the helm of Man City he would be unstoppable and lead us to greatness.
>>151093198he seems like a demented individual who spins so many lies he finds it impossible to take anything at face value, anyone and everyone simply must be as duplicitous as him
>>151093231Didn’t you post in here for months on an Irish vpn before switching to pretending to be a Canadian?
>>151093230top stuff scousemong
>>151093353sent that freak flying
cool it with the poopdickschizo posting ffs its boring
>>151093392But I have to pretend everybody is an imaginary character of my own invention
>>151092261why are these cunts acting like theyve won a treble fuck me have they learned nothing from the last 5 years?
LadsWhy are people don’t like footy always absolute horror to spend time around?
Call him (Scousemong) out and he'll huff and he'll puff and sometimes spam the unfunny screenshot of his own post with the wacky names then he'll phonepost a far-too-instant reply to himself agreeing with himself fully 4chan is his ENTIRE life
Wirtz benched?
>>151093353>Didn’t you post in here for months on an Irish vpn before switching to pretending to be a Canadian?one of the more schizo things I've read on here and that's saying something, I've always been Canadian but used to tirelessly post from an Irish vpn
>>151093109I'm quite normie I have to admit
>>151093441you're an embarrassment who should stick to the wrestle threads
seriously what the fuck is wrong with foreign clubs/policingjust determined to make going to the football as difficult and unfun as possible
>>151093430>the unfunny screenshotIt's not supposed to be funny, it's just an objective description of your behaviour. The fact you don't view it as a problem says a lot about you. You are totally unaware how obnoxious everybody else finds your weird posts about these other characters you made up. And you can't deflect either by pretending any criticism is yet another imaginary boogeyman you invented having a go at you.
>>151093470sounds like they want to keep fans away from each other so if you have something that makes you look like or that could get you mistaken for a home fan you wont be allowed into the away fan section
>>151093432>Wirtz benched>Isak already working as a steward to make ends meetIt's not working out well for Slotto's signings so far!
>>151092020>>151091991How do you survive with 90 quid a week?
have arsenal won the league by september again yeah
>>151093467I don't frequent wrestling threads thanks
>>151093470It's because Scousers such as yourself (but ones who actually attend matches so not like you, ever) hide in the home end because the tickets are easier to get, get rightly beaten to a pulp, then complain to Uefa about how unfair it is that the police didn't wade in and stop it.
>>151093512done him up like a kipper
>>151093476everyone agrees with you mate but you are trying to reason with a literal schizophrenic not worth your time
>>151093504You dont
>Londoners actually think that fucking donkey gyokeres is a cl level player
>>151093530It's alright I've got most of his buzzwords filtered so it's pretty rare that I notice him
>>151093530>then he'll phonepost a far-too-instant reply to himself agreeing with himself fully>4chan is his ENTIRE lifekek he had your pegged from the start!
>>151093512even if it were justified, which obviously it's not, might the police have thought to mention this policy BEFORE fans spent a load of merch
Erling Haaland on how he met his girlfriend Isabel: “She sent me a message. She played in the same club as me, Bryne. She was the one who checked me out. I wasn't the one who checked her out.[A romantic evening?] I cook. This will probably sound a bit embarrassing to her, but she likes to play [video games]. So we play Minecraft together. We build houses and all that. Or we go home to Bryne and order kebabs.”
>>151093595>mention it beforehand so no one buys anything and tank your own economy
>>151093504You live at home or shit out a billion kids and get tax benefits off that.
Erling Haaland: “I was single for quite a while myself. If I have any advice? It's to get out and socialize. Meet people and get to know people. From my experience, you find your girlfriend when you least expect it. If you're always looking for a girlfriend, you'll never find one.”
>>151093654>A romantic evening? Yeah mate we hope in a private jet and fly 2 hours to get a kebabmental the life others lead, isnt it? happy for him though. seems a good lad.
>>151093654sounds taxing
>>151093676it's good advice
>Newcastle boss Eddie Howe has leapt to Nick Woltemade's defence after Bayern Munich executive Karl-Heinz Rummenigge claimed Stuttgart had found "an idiot" to pay £69million for him. >Rummenigge said: "I congratulate Stuttgart, because they found an idiot who paid the money we didn't want to pay in Munich." >After this quote was presented to him, Eddie Howe fired back: "I think he's done really, really well, so we're really pleased to have him with us." It's heating up!
>>151093765>>151093676being a multi millionaire might help a bit
>>151093676>my advice is to get out and socialize, meet people and get to know peopleAbsolutely mental advice for someone who just got a random DM from someone who spotted him once.
arsewog is really milking this rummenigge thingis it going to be the next "we dont talk about chelsea"
>>151093779The war of words is getting out of hand...
salah BENCHED
>>151093872more like isak BENCHED
>>151093872i don't know what formation this is
>>151093872I can't believe itHe's listened to the media and benched Salah to get Wirtz going
>>151093890szobo right-back and frimpong wing? bizarre though
>>151093779Thought Eddie was going to curse there for a moment
>playing your best 11 against a turkish league sidepathetic but unsurprised
Mourinho masterclass against Chelsea in 1 hour and 10 minutes
>>151093948thought that was a down syndrome for a second
>>151093890>>151093908It's just this. We've seen it multiple times this season already. Szoboslai has unironically been Liverpool's best RB so far this season and provides way more stability when he's on.
>>151093872Wirtz won.
>>151093948
>>151093779Crazy how calm and non-seething Rummenigge is
>>151093779>It's heating up!vpn off
>>151093948Why does she have a Cantona portrait in the background?
>>151094264An American song tattooed on her arm as well
>>151094264many a family in wales has split allegiances
>>151094290Made famous by a Scottish club
>The last time Mo Salah was left out of a Champions League game (which wasn't a dead rubber) - Rangers away in October 2022. He came on in the second half and scored a six-minute hat-trick.
>>151094361>which wasn't a dead rubberLot of heavy lifting with this
>>151094407not really i feel like the concept of a dead rubber match in the champions league is pretty well established
>>151094264getting dicked down by a yanited chad
hala galatasaray
the name's bond. florian wirtz
how many a season would he bag in today's premier league?
>Arne Slot benches Mohamed Salah for European clash... with Liverpool fans 'treated like cattle' as they make their way to Galatasaray stadium Liverpool fans always whinge about how they're treated in Uefa competitions but their loutish behaviour is the common factor in all of these stories
so a dead rubber DOES NOT refer to a used condom afterall
can someone with access to ai tools create a humourous image of arne slot returning from turkey with a full head of hair, perhaps with a cheeky caption
>>151094603fuck off with your shitty ai slop
>>151094640Photoshop is lumped in with ai tools in my books hans, so if you want to put your graphic design skills to the test be my guest
>>151094603
>>151094665terrifyingly realistic, proper spooked
[Antonio Conte voice] OO THE CLEBBE THEY PAY US A LOT OF MONEIS. ME. THE PLAYERS. WE RECEIVE A LOT OF MONEIS. THE FANS THEY PAY THE TICKET THEY PAY A LOT OF MONEIS TO SEE THIS BAD PERFORMANCE. THIS IS UNACSEPTABAL. [/Antonio Conte voice]
>>151094603I gotchu senpai
why is the football on fucking amazon
>>151095020because nobody wants to watch liverpool anyway
>>151095020youre a year late on that one
liverpool and spurs already getting battered kek
>>151095040
>>151095040I thought Liverpool were playing Galatasaray?
wirtz pulls a stinker by giving the ball away with a shit backheel to nobody inside the opponents box when he could've shot and scored only for galatasary to counter from it and win a penalty which osimhen just scored. wirtz is so fucking garbage it's incredible.
>>151095418i opened the stream as i was taking a shit and saw that exact moment kek.
>>151095418Wirtz gave the ball away? I find that hard to believe he's never done that before in a Liverpool uniform.
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>>151096096Spurs have been getting battered but thankfully Glimt can't shoot for shit
wirtz is probably playing with a secret injury, they should really just disclose it because keeping it hidden isn't helping him or liverpool
>>151096096>10 shots, 2 on targetSpurs are gonna win this one, aren't they?
Liverpool's season is over
>Allison having to come offCould be serious
Slot showed cowardice with this line-up and you can't say he didn't
Why didn't United go for De Zerbi instead of Analrim?
>>151096914Allison isn’t coming off what are you on about? are you watching a different match?
>>151097024Check your stream. He got replaced by mamardshivilli after stopping a oshimen counter.And now oshimen is coming off aster having slipped
>>151097024bro your stream is like 15 mins behind
FIVE HUNDRED MILLION GREAT BRITISH POUNDS SPENT IN A SINGLE SUMMER LOSING TO CRYSTAL PALACE AND THEN A TURKISH TEAM FLOPPIAN AUSCHWIRTZ IS 007 ISAK CANT GET OFF THE BENCH
>>151097126>>151097169My bad I must missed it my stream is terrible
Just been reading an old copy of the Times from 2008. They considered Per Kroldrup to Everton in 2005 be the worst signing in Premier League history. They describe the transfer as being>Everton paid a fortune for the Denmark central defenderHow much was this "fortune"? £5m.This makes me ask what they would consider the transfer, and fee, for a player like, I don't know, Florian Wirtz to be...
>>151097342Surprised to hear that, I can't say I remember him but then I'm not a fan of Everton. For a while it was Francis Jeffers though wasn't it and I'm not sure anyone making a top 10 worst now would have Kroldrup in there..
>shitspurs losing>livershit losingafter all the money they spent and how wirtz and kudus are supposedly the best players the premier league has ever seen and aren't massive failures. embarrassing.
>>151096874>>151096914>>151097190Ekitike went off injured as well Disasterous match for Liverpool
>>151097436the funny thing is that both liverpool injuries came from bad passes. both 100% avoidable.
Braved the misery-guts that is Anfield Agenda's livestream and the chat seems to have turned on Wirtz massively
BREAKING: John Barnes has been declared bankrupt after the Liverpool legend ran up debts of £1.5 MILLION.(Source: @MailSport)
>>151097472His 6th bankruptcy btw
Can we all agree that Slot is a shit manager?
>>151097522>steals Klopp's team>walks the league because City and Arsenal have major injuries to key players>spends 500m on "his players">team falls apartBaldest fraud the world has ever seen
PGMOL's call connected
>>151097650>the number you are trying to call has not been recognised
how many own goals have saved spurs in the last few games? why are teams scoring so many own goals for spurs?
Gonna be honest lads. I don't rate Arne Slot.
Just spotted Jason Cundy mincing past me on his way to talkSPORT Towers with a portrait of Florian Wirtz and an air violin tucked under his arm, he was already wearing the clown wig
>>151097944makes me kek every timeguardian readers will never understand
>>151097929Isn't United's top scorer in the league still Owen Gól as well?
>liverpoo
Is this what winning the transfer window looks like?
FSG should do everything in their power to immediately sign Glasner for next season
>>151097990>in the leagueThey've got no midweek matches until January, Owen is their top scorer period
we didnt know it at the time but in retrospect it turns out liverpool's victory of arteta's arsenal was a pyrrhic victory and would signal the decline and the beginning of the end for the merseysiders
Carragher calling for Wirtz to be benched going forward lmao
if arsenal win tomorrow. oh boy..
>>151098113Well we'll have to put up with seethe all night tonight anyway because of course it's OUR fault Slot was a coward and didn't play the two best players in the team
>>151098081>of arteta's arsenal
>>151098143slot should've just taken the handbrake off
>Isakek>AuschwirtzDeary, deary, deary me, the wheels have well and truly come off the slot wagon. They’ll be making him walk alone before long.
>>151098185>livershites make anything and everything about themselves to the point where anyone with an Irish or scouse accent is bound to throw in something about Liverpool every time they speak about anything
>>151097416kudus didnt start, came on for 30 minutes at the end and was the best player on the pitch and got spurs back to 2-2 from 2-0 downhow did wirtz do?
If alisson really is injured then it really is over
Murphy carried Isak
>>151098250Lol seething
>>151098282I think the Ekitike one is probably a bigger loss Marmalade is a good keeper
you guys NEED to get eyes on Jamie carragher's mustache
Liverpool fans complaining about injuries is hilarious
>>151098286>l-lol s-seething
>>151098185they are very annoyingwas going to enjoy laughing at liverpoo for a bit but too many arsewogs itt
>>151098282Kelleher looked elite whenever he had to step in for Alisson in the past, I assume this Marmalade fella will do a similar job. Liverpool's downfall will be their shit defence, not the GK.
this is NOT a drill Jamie Carragher has a Hitler mustache
>>151098321Concession accepted lmao
>>151098250You can't even have a chant nowadays without Liverpool fans getting mad and claiming it was stolen from them and copyright protected. Entire fanbase are clowns.
>>151098343you dont believe in screenshots or something?
Can't believe Arsenal just beat Liverpool
>>151098298>I think the Ekitike one is probably a bigger lossIs that not why they dished out 120 something million for Isak?
>Liverpool lose >Liverpool fans immediately start crying about Arsenal What the fuck
Dean Saunders instead of Cundyfuck sake
Don't understand why that Bayern board member decided to mock Woltemade's fee when Wirtz is quite clearly the far greater scam.
Slot's obsession with that PSG tie has stripped Liverpool of all their potency. He's become obsessed with apeing the PSG tactic that he's completely throwing his own team under the bus to do it. The team is full of players that a world renowned for their ability to play through the lines and instead he has them set up to where, as soon as either CB has the ball, all non-defenders just bumrush up the pitch for a long ball. It's absolutely fucking insane. Amorim-esque obsession with a tactic despite dying a death the entire time.
>>151098321Is it true you're somalian? I read that in another thread.
>>151098361I'm watching on tv sadly, but it turned out to be a false alarm
Slot's subs were pretty poor. It was clear that Liverpool was losing in the midfield battle. The attack was not getting enough service. Him taking off midfielders and bringing on forwards was suicidal.
>>151098419tbf we probably did overpay for woltemade
>>151098481you made two posts for this? time to go to specsavers
>>151098405>Dean SaundersCoach Primate
>>151098489FOMO innit
had a feeling galatasaray would be written off unfairly tonight same as many of the other european clubs that are supposedly "dead rubber" fixtures.osimhen is underrated as a player too, probably because of him acting like a tit off the pitch
>>151098496they fixed him up during commercial break I swear
>>151098482There is no midfield battle. That's the problem. I mentioned it a couple posts up from yours. Slot is forgoing his most effective and dangerous players, because he saw another system that he liked that didn't even beat him when he faced it, it was a draw (before pens obviously, which are irrelevant to the tactical battle).>>151098507acted a massive tit on the pitch too tbf
>>151098502def dont regret it its the only transfer ive liked in years and the club is run like a league two outfit. and you could argue we just dont have the pull to compete without paying over odds which makes it weirder that bayern are so bitter about it
>>151098507>osimhen is underratedhes not at all though hes just a complete mercenary on ridiculous wages
Chelsea vs Liverpool next btw. Liverpool can realistically lose 3 in a row.
>>151098532Bayern are bitter because a German chose to go elsewhere. They're really uppity about that
>>151098466No, the Somalian who posts here just got signed for a gorillion by Liverpool
>>151098546>a complete mercenary on ridiculous wagesso a professional footballer then
Mad that slot hasn’t figured out he should get his wingers to pass to Isak. You paid one hundred and twenty million for him you tit, tell Salah to fuck off and pass him the ball
>>151098546i follow osimhen from his serie a days. hes genuinely happy in turkey
>>151098566kek you actually are too that's hilarious
>>151098580Turkish women are much more beautiful
>>151098575He just needs to play a normal 4-2-3-1. You have like 4 players whose entire bread and butter is playing in tight spaces and you refuse to let them play in tight spaces and instead just keep doing that dumb horseshoe move along the backline, down a wing, back along the backline and down the other wing. Rinse and repeat until Konate gets pressured and loses the ball.
>>151098588opinions differ but i think osimhen can get 10s anywhere he wants. though being a millionaire in istanbul most certainly beats napoli. not much to do over there.
>>151098611>most certainly beats napolilooks like he'll on earth
>wirtzthe way its going hes heading to bayern in 2027 hes horrible especially considering the price>>151098580i mean signing him effectively guaranteed galatasaray to be like turkish bayern for a couple of years at least complete dominance
>>151098630its better than aerial pictures indicate, and you can live a good life but osimhen is osimnhen and not the average citizen.ive been to istanbul it was filled with refugees but the rich areas were ridiculously beautiful, might sound cheesy but its no surprise people were murdering each other over owning it
>>151098532Bayern are seething because mid-table PL clubs are overtaking them financially. Leverkusen also released a statement seething about how they were getting snubbed for newly promoted PL clubs.
>no english refs>suddenly the "big six" are fucking shitehmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
>Well, there we have it. A crisis? Maybe. A dip? Certainly. Liverpool spent a lot of money in the summer, and I would argue that not one of those players have yet impressed. Isak? No. Frimpong? No. Kerkez, Wirtz? Certainly not. The knives are out for Wirtz now
>>151098678>yeah its nowhere near as bad as couple of years ago but still(remember pakistanis literally walking to here via iran and perving our woman blasting to sidhu moose wala circa 2022)istanbul is both the best and worst place in the world at the same time way too poulated though
>Alisson officially ruled our for Saturday's game against Chelsea It's over
>Osimhen's father Patrick was from Esan in Edo State Maybe him and Udogie from Spurs will be able to link up given their shared Edoid roots
>>151098746i was there in 2018 and in the early 2010s. early 2010s was great. 2018 was fucking shit
>>151098581why are you projecting?
>>151098723HMMMMMMMMMMMMM
>>151098779tarihi yarımada/fatih i presume
>>151098779It was great until it got way too expensive. Istanbul airport is the biggest scam in the world.
>>151098771can i get your analysis on this lad please keeping tabs anon (diouf for west ham)
>>151098784>no uyou could not be acting any more african right now lol
how many months has it been since liverpool had a clean sheet these speds have went full fraud when they shouldve been refreshing their defence
Just woke up, is Wirtz finally worth the hefty money he was signed for?
>>151098823yes fatih i was there both times with the byzantine ruins etc. again 2010 was good, 2018 was basically what save europe tv would describe malmo as
Tbh if I was Real Madrid, I'd just avoid Konate and go for Guehi instead.
>>151098860HIS TEAM PLAYS BETTER WHEN HES ON THE PITCH THO???????????????????????????????????????????????
Is Slot..actually another bald Dutch fraud?
>>151098828I don't know much about Senegal divisions yet, but it's clear that players from there are the most Africaniest looking Africans of all time. Some absolutely terrifying specimens, and all black as the blackest night. Their national squad sends a shiver through my spine.
>>151098882what is he a cheerleader
>>151098898many are saying this
>>151098863Malmö is more littered with Danes nowadays than immigrants
>>151098824it also just happens to be in literal bumfuck nowhere(ataturk could have supplemented it but its bayraktars playground nowadays)>>151098860likely never>>151098863alongside with esenyurt(literally nicknamed esencılıs)its the place that most affected by the refugee crisis particularly fındıkzade/aksaray area
>>151098898'fraid so
>>151098842Only a couple of weeks surprisingly. Against Burnley.
>>151098898The slot machine appears to be jammed.
>>151098916amorim levels of planning
>>151098908Is it really?
>>151098906cheerleaders aren't on the pitch they're on the sidelines
>>151098958same on field presence as wirtz lol
>>151098908sverige has fallen...on a serious note lately ive been under the impression there arent nearly as many illegals as there used to be..
>>151098966mascot then? idk
>>151098611The Amalfi Coast is nice. It's crowded with tourists but if you're a millionaire then you can get a private boat anyway.
>>151098898was obvious when he was too afraid to work on nunezten hag with half the follicles
>>1510989542/3 of every visitor to Malmö is a d*ne doing fx arbitrage because of the weak krona.
8 games in the important tournamnetsno goals, no assistsfraud of the year by FAR. its like buying a porsche 911 and you get delivered a volkswagen with more miles than a balkan delivery truck
>>151098898Since Leverkusen sacked Ten Hag early, his bald fraudulence transferred to Slot.
he was molested as a bayer boymessed up his head and even changed the wayhe played with balls
>>151099036Italian chants aren't very catchy
>>151098947in fairness it was supposed to be the crown jewel for the kanal istanbul but imamoglus election put a massive monkeys wrench on that when he went to jail building it started again how are they gonna build that considering the economy and istanbuls overpopulation is beyond me though
>>151099043their chants translated are literally justWIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, LETS GO, WIN WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, WIN, LETS GO
>Mourinho back in champions league playing against all the clubs he used to managekino
>>151099054i dont usually get involved in foreign politicis but i support the opposition in everything
>>151099054When I landed there a few years ago it took me like 2 hours to find a taxi that would fit all my stuff and because it's in the middle of nowhere there were no trains or bus stations to walk to. I will not be returning.
>>151099083like an old washed up band going on touroasis basically
>>151099089how do you think galatasaray can triple the turkish transfer record(all of the turkish big3 breaking their transfer records for that matter)bread and circus politicseverything in this country goes back to the politics of this country>>151099119its a lot better apparently nowadays
I legit had a dream Wirtz would score in 90+1 though...
>>151099200thats what i thought too murphys law and all
>>151099155>its a lot better apparently nowadaysMaybe but city probably isn't. There were loads of Syrian refugees begging in the city. I understand their plight but it's not a nice environment to be in when the UK is depressing enough as it is. Syrians are incredibly beautiful though. Green eyes, blue eyes and stuff, it surprised me.
>>151099016There's a lot of enjoyment in it too because yeah he MIGHT become good but Livercunts are probably the single worst fanbase for pointing at the player fees of other clubs and questioning them. When they spend big it's because it's a world class player and all this so 'potential' was certainly not what they were buying
>>151099242syrians are very good looking people thats for sure
>>151098448This, but it's Arteta after losing to Sporting and aping Stoke instead of PSG.
syrians look like this!?
>£40m for thisBRAVO TBOEHLZ
