Oilers Edition Last time on /hoc/ >>151087186
>>151094246
Bet all those refs in the habs v sens game were francophones
>and that will be 136 million dollars plus tip
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ULeDlxa3gycby request
GARY MY MAAAAN
KWAB
>>151094246If I wanted to follow hockey which influencers/twitter pages should I follow to get reliable and up to date information of the latest happenings in the league and of transfer rumors
>>151103502garanteed faggélive commentary was 100% french
is he ded?
>>151103521/hoc/
>>151094246>>151094246How many teams have we represented with the pre-season themed threads? Has anyone kept track?>>151094246>>151094246
>>151103521/hoc/ is your home for Hockey related news and rumors from the leagues greatest minds.
>>151103521get shannon pilled caballero
>>151103529I want the direct sources
my avies :)
>>151103515
OHL is gonna suck now
>>151103536not really im a /nhl/ guy dont care much about /hoc/ /ahl/ /lqmhm/ /finn/ /whov/
>>151103541I get insider info working as a eunuch in Mcdavids trap harem
>>151103536I believe we covered all of them. Some of the less represented teams like Columbus or Nashville only had one while Flames fans selfishly kept making their editions all summer long.
>>151103515Sad
Habs dancing on Nordiques grave wasn't on my bingo card this year.https://x.com/CanadiensMTL/status/1973122830041751691
>6 Chicago PPs>1 Detroit PPGiving me flashbacks to how last season ended for the wangs.
>>151103623where is the bedard gif
eating cookies
>>151103656remember when bud made you eat cock on april 17 2022?
>>151103621rip nordiquesnext expansion/move out team will be in mexico city or worse like orlando disney/california disneygary did us dirty
>>151103521If you want the most beige takes possible, go with >>151103538
>>151103672don't say it, offer itand them call them gay
never has there been a player as skilled as bedard have absolutely zero even halfway decent players to play with. bedard set that moron up and he just throws it away
>>151103730He’s not skilled he’s not even a point per game player
I keep thinking that big geico puck is going to burst out of the boards and kill one of the players
why is this camera angle so controversial
do people actually watch this
>>151103770It is?
>>151103507>negroe gary very nice
>>151103770>power plays are designed to confuse and misdirect the goalie about where the puck is and where it is going>durrr let's put the camera from the goalie's perspective
>>151103761he is a l33t sniper also his teammates not only do not help him, they actively hinder him and drag him down which is why he is not a ppg player yet
>>151103774Yes, it's mostly Canadian youth and Junior leaguesSo yes, people watch
>>151103770I actually really like that angle. Should do it more on the PP
Why do players fight and slash and get into scrums? They ought to be skilling it up.
>>151103777Apparently it is, otherwise why is it so rarely shown?
Night night knighties
the marner experiment comes to a predictable albiet stinky conclusion
>>151103789which team should i follow
>>151103770can't see the puck
>>151103791Every player should have a camera on their head, Peep Show style. Then they can show a 6x6 grid of all the camera feeds. This would be the best for Gary's game.
>>151103702Who is this Shannon
>>151103845nhl e thot
>>151103819He didn't play today. Maybe he'll get moving tomorrow or the next day.
>>151103845bud1
just delivered a lab sample myself
>>151103827Well, you could follow the BCHL and follow the Sherwood Park Crusaders>or the Cruisies, as I affectionately call them I also follow Weyburn in Sask League
>>151103851>bowel movement
>>151103845He's a fat loser from Vancouver that calls himself the Hockey Guy. He cheers for 3 different teams and none of them ever win except for when they play each other
>trb cheers for the blue jays on vpncmtsu
>>151103845best hockey youtuber in the biz
>>151103876the guy must go through about 10,000 dry erase markers per season
commissioners should be required to gear up and win a pickup game every offseason or they get fired and replaced with a younger gun
>>151103845A man with a whiteboard fascinated with reading stats out loud.
>>151103888checkedhe uses yvonne's rabbits
>>151103779i snatched it from previousmy oc still untouched
trb on panama vpn: "andele blue jays andele!"
Why are there two shrieking women talking about noodles on a hockey broadcast? Is this what Kings fans want out of hockey?
>>151103865why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
>>151103888
Shannon is a man who knows who his audience is
>>151103888I used to sniff markers and I turned out fine
>>151103770Because it's a wide angle that isn't wide enough to show the whole angle so it snaps around constantly.
i guarantee you there's at least one pwhl player who could heem gary
>>151103956he has nice emotes for chat
>>151103957"fine" is a relative term your proctors choose so as not to offend you, you sniveling babyman
>>151103956he actually knows hockey unlike you (playoff goals)
nhl net is sucking off eichel and marner
>>151103978just make it wider then
>>151104029cool pic to post for the guy who was raped
How come /sp/ doesn't have a /cfl/ thread for us Canadian footbal fans?
>>151104064because we don't like you
>>151104064this was basically the cfl thread but interest has diminished over the years
based
Honestly, we get about as much /cfl/ traffic as we do /nfl/ traffichandegg just doesn't have enough pull here
>>151104064i like you
>>151104064Because /cfl/ fag(s) would rather bitch on /hoc/ then risk making an unpopular thread
>>151103979He's a 70 year old man with MS
>>151104064montreal here (big ass mountain)/cfl/ knowledge is a way for my millenial ass to get boomer respekk
kiril
we love our stampies here
>>151104101Heavy Metal As Fuck>THAT GOAT IS WEARING A LUCHE LIBRE MASK!!!
>>151104130
>>151104162For me it's SMU, they did nothing wrong
>>151104192>>151104162>>151104192
>>151104212SMU - shake my undercarriage
>>151104228Thanks for that, Zealand, always a pleasure having you on the program
>>151104240never a pleasure having you in the thread
>>151104182I wonder if he's ever bitter that he doesn't get to be a sneaker shark like Mack.
>>151104249I'm a delight
>>151104121takagi san such beautiful please
>>151104268then why don't you have any friends or family?
>>151104128Think he'll be able to play half a season this year?
>>151104344I don't even think he's 100% healthy right now
>>151104329would you want to be a friend or family of someone as retarded as trb?
>>151103487comfy is just a codeword for boring desu
>>151104399that answers the question
>>151104429You're damn straight it is
knights lost
>>151103845Get out
just took a real grumbler of a marner
>s*ns
there should be a pro league team with a frog logo
i watched my nephew stomp at least 4 frogs at the lake the other month. survival of the fitness boys
>>151104558it's a doggy dog world out there afterall
>>151104430deep down he knows his life is void of meaning. no well adjusted man spends this much time posting low quality content and forced gimmicks on 4chanhe may get a laugh at all of the (you)s he gets or how the general always derails when he posts, but at the end of the day he knows it isn't fulfilling in the long run. that small hit of dopamine he gets will one day run out and he will realize how sad he really is. that he not only has nothing, but also he is nothing.
>>151104546TCU has a hockey program >it's Div 2, but B12 still kicks ass
>>151104591trb status: annihilated
>>151104591good post
genuinely confounding sens gameplay
I'm new to the sport and my state doesn't have a team. So I was just going to go by who had the best logo and hottest men, that came out to be the Sharks but I'm realizing they are the worst team in the NHL as far as winning goes.
>>151104914they literally have the best prospect pool in the league, this is the perfect time to go all in on shork stock
didn't ask (not even close, in fact)
>>151104914one time a sharks anon posted himself drinking toilet water
Spooky month is here :D
for clint eastwood every month is spooky month
>>151104875The played a bunch of AHL thugs and the coach lost control
>>151105016Dont feel like sleeping so I'm watching farscape with the kitty
>>151105177Have fun with kitty
Remember tomorrow 11 AM UBS arena gate C I will beat your fucking ass
far scape mother fucking blows dude no dis respect
>>151105066Fear Fest on AMC is back :)
>>151105306You probably didnt last long enough till you meet Scorpio and the series gets good
forgot about the aces game due to some family shit but they won in overtime, back to the finals bro's
>>151104914oh you must be retarded
heard they signed off on 15,000 more refugees from planet retard
Martin Pospisil crosschecked Vince Dunn in the face. Dunn ended up leaving the game and is listed as day-to-day.
>>151105409thought that guy died in a car accident
>>151105409Based Dunner is going to give that soft pussy his final concussion in december. Popsicle is fucked.
>>151094246Oilers suck we hate the Oilers here yes we do yes we surely do
Just remembered that the soilers lost
nah I don't fucken think so bozo
I think it's safe to say that he never recovered from this and can be declared a bust.
30 goal rempe
>>151105556>Popsicle is fucked.I thought his name was piss-missile
trip on chambers
hey I see squeaky fromme is in the news
Off the back of a 60 goal 110 point #LeoCarlsson season, the Anaheim Ducks have made the 2025/2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs!
>>151105840I predict that they will have a huge regression. The Ducks will fight the Sharks for the 8th place in the pacific division.
>>151105845Not if Calgary has anything to say about it
>>151105855Call Gary Flames will do their best (and succeed) at ending up in the mushy middle of the standings.
It's gonna be a long season for the Sens of they are already that shook in the preseason. KWAB
>>151105855>>151105882only fags like the flamers
>>151105882Just like my Luleå
>>151104591The Post That Saved /hoc/
knights play again tomorrow
>>151106032JA DET ÄR JONATHAN PUDAS PUDASHAN JOBBAR HÅRT VARJE KVÄLLÅHHHHH ÅHHHH ÅHHHHH ÅHHHÅÅHHHHHAN HATAR BJÖRKLÖVEN
hinga dinga dürgen
>>151106210Another Nvrrbvtten bvll bought out by the rich folks down south...sad affairs
>>151106220
>>151106387Why does Luleå have to come for you to fill up that arena?
>>151106177gonna be the real rosters this time not third liners and ahl tryouts
>>151106412yeah should be good!
>>151103521>transfer news/rumors@FriedgeHNIC@PierreVLeBrun@frank_seravalli@reporterchris@DarrenDreger@JeffMarek>general day to day news and general information@nhl (official news)@theScoreNHL (more off beat news and highlights)@PuckPedia (salary cap information)@DobberHockey (fantasy website, but provides daily updates on previous nights games and tons of news about how players are performing stats wise)>general accounts just for fun@spittinchiclets@BigHeadHcky@JFreshHockeyThis is an excellent mix of accounts for someone who is new to hockey. I hope you see it. The rest of /hoc/ should take a look as well. Maybe we can have some intelligent discussion this season.
>>151106440nice work bro
>Jimmy Snuggerud has made a strong case to erase Zack Bolduc’s memory in St. Louis
>>151106458thanks frem
>>151106440Is this instagram cuz I refuse to sign up for X.
>>151106488you told me like 12 hours ago that you don't have an isntagram
Welcome to October!
>>151106496based knoel
>>151106495How many levels of schizofrenia are you on?
>>151106504schizoFRENia? like 7.
>>151106392caught you thinking about my canesies again :)
>>151106520gary priced out families in phoenix in favor of dancing sloots at nutjob shit holes like utah and florida
>>151106404Ticket trouble since they decided to change to AXS and the differentsmaller urban areas are more spread out than in Luleå. And the infrastructure when it comes to roads stink.
>>151106509
just a quick reminder that we love iyo here we love giulia here and we love vaq here
I hope someone cuts Nick Cousins faggot head off.
>>151106597you simping for this? kwab>>151106613clean play stop pussifying hockey sven or I'll swing on you
>>151106613kek i remember marchessault saying "we still don't want you" to him in the cup series kwab
just a quick reminder wrestlefags OUT
>>151106626 I was a big Marchessault fan, then I saw them play in Detroit. I sat right behind the bench and next to the tunnel for the Knights. He was the most loud, obnoxious player on the team and he was real loose with the homophobic slurs in all different directions.
we don't get out in here because it would be paradoxical
$20m
>>151106677yeah he's a based retard desu. hope he's having run wasting away on the preds KWAB
>>151106719Kwab!
>>151106727no milly
i have work in 5 hoursi simply dont care no more
I'm there too. Everything is in shambles with family health and stress.
>>1511067857 hours until I can watch baseball for 12 hours
>>151106785I'm getting to that point toomight see if ICE will take me
real hoc will return next frens, stay strong
Morning marner status: dropped
I don't mean to frighten you but I just got unbanned
>>151107209I missed you babeAnd I don’t wanna miss a thing
>>151107273Missed you too xoxoxo
>>151107273fuck you, now that song is stuck in my head
Huomenta
but opposite
Watching the pre and postgame interviews and it’s telling how happy the players are now that DeBoer and Spott are gone.
YFW you remember that the NHL is peak comfy when there is a dynasty that everyone loves to hate? Your Face When You’re Mad at Da Blackhawks? (YFWYMADB?)
>>151107688they will some new scapegoat for their failures soon enough
gm >snes
>>151106707Close but 2 million less and 550km NW
>>1511045919/30/25 is the new 4/17/22
> Canadiens' Dach Calls Out Senators' Sebrango After Getting His Bussy Violated
>>151107885Idk they look good so far to me. Their passing is unfucked, they’re making controlled zone entries, and being more physical which is allowing them to hang on to the puck more. More creative plays too.
>>151106478
Aerosmith never drew a dime
>>151108242I still listen to toys in the attic
>>151108086Dach couldn't handle SeBVLLgo and defaulted to turtling.
>>151108253yeah but you're gay
>>151107945good morning/afternoon
Good morning /hoc/!
>>151108299>>151108323MERNIN’
*sips*copey won Stephen won
Regular season Gary League Hockey is almost upon us!
>>151108358
Hartford @ Bridgeport play today, AHL preseason is a fucking GO!!
>>151108358>>151108366Thank you Gary (PBUH)
>>151108366Thanks Gary!
It’s the first day of October! Happy spooky season
>>151108400
>The Oilers are currently locked into expensive long-term commitments. Leon Draisaitl’s $14 million salary, Evan Bouchard’s double-digit deal, and Darnell Nurse’s $9.25 million contract already consume a large portion of the cap. On top of that, goaltender Stuart Skinner is due for a significant raise in the near future.>NHL insider Frank Seravalli highlighted this challenge, stating, "They can't, I don't think the Edmonton Oilers can afford to go more. In fact, I don't think on their cap that they can really even afford to go 17 million, um, because of all the other deals that they've got." That kind of financial squeeze makes it difficult for the Oilers to entertain numbers north of $17 million annually — a figure that insiders believe McDavid could command.Its over for the oilers
>rapey already spamming dancing gifsand for this reason: I'm out
>>151108412I don’t think McDavid would ask for 17.
>>151108412
>>151108406you were raped
>>151108438stfu, Bitch Crying
>>151108412We give the oilers Robertson and Harley for McDavid. Who says no?
>>151108444bud is the only reason you lost your virginity you're the raped bitch
>>151108438good postaccurate post
>>151108412>nurse at 9 million >Skinner getting a raise /biz/ level mismanagement
>>151108400Boo!
>>151108444raped bitch
>>15110847610/10 post
the xhekaj bros are so basedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X4rCqkf1WpY
>>151108480>Albania
the raped bitch be bubblin' once again
Puke Poos
bud + 1 = trb
>>151108400Happy spooky season!
You're just gonna let it burn, aren't you, Gary? You little arsonist, you.
>>151108526prove you have ego death by admitting you lost to bud and mitch
>>151108526Can we just admit he’s a genius already? 4nations was brilliant he set up so much tension for the Olympics.
>>151108543I regret not buying a Hellebuyck jersey
>>151108546you still can retard
>>151108543I've heard people use the term "idiot savant" around him with zero irony involved; he's that convincing > On a side note, I can not wait for the Winter Olys
>Luke Hughes getting 7x9m extension Sorry but he is not worth that
>>151108412>goaltender Stuart Skinner is due for a significant raise in the near future.
>>151108561thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
>>151108526We owe him so much for emancipating the players for the duration of the Olympics
>>151108543He's a genius, and a genuinely good person
Copey's Acies won which means Copey won again
I wonder how long until we see an agreement with Skinner; to me, it sounds like they might put it off as long as they can
>>1511085629 million a year for this? NJ doesn’t love themselves. Also fuck NJ and the Wild for setting the worst market possible for every other team.
happy bud1263!
>>151104064we had the spring football thread where we talked CFL but it was like me and one other American basically going "Damn that was a cool play" every 2 hours or so.
Did you lads read that espn article about zegras?
>>151108627we only read the Bible here
>Trevor Zegras owns a large-scale version of his EA Sports NHL 23 cover, the one where he's crouched in shorts and an Anaheim Ducks jersey, looking like he's about to play some street hockey against Team Canada's Sarah Nurse.>What does Zegras see when he looks at that cover today?
>>151108600that OT was mesmerizing
>>151108609Hutson finna get 10 milly annually
>>151108631Based
>>151108631also manga
I can't wait until it's officially pumpkin pie season again
>[Friedman] Luke Hughes and NJ are closing in on a 7x$9M extension Based Fitz
>>151108635If it makes him feel any better it hasn't been a great couple years for Sarah Nurse either
pumpkin spice hoodie bonfire season/wpwgbc/ is finally back!>kelsey had a baby but he's like an extra retard ugly baby and ugh omg nobody has the heart to tell her stop posting pictures of him in his ugly little soilers onesie
>>151108731kek it really do be like that
Hart to Vegass, soilers BTFO
Happy 22nd birthday 4chan! What were the first /hoc/ threads like?
>>151108765no raped bitches but too many tripfags
>>151108777I miss the latter. /fit/ had a golden age with them
>>151108765There were no queers queering off 24/7. It was a better time.
>>151108783you are a massive faggot
>>151108790good post
>>151108790I like tripfags since they are easy to filter
>holly and becca got into the biggest fight ever, so they are like the biggest disney girls and they are crazy harry potter fans so they made their boyfriends book them a vacation to orlando and since they are like, the biggest puck sluts they wanted to go to a hockey game, but like brennan was like "oh we can stay with my cousin in tampa and go to a blots game" and becca was like um no sweatie actually we are getting a hotel in miami and going to a kitties game, and holly is all "you're so selfish brennan wants to see his family" but then becca dropped this fuckin BOMB and was like "oh yeah maybe that's why he started following those two onlyfans models from tampa on instagram" and holly started crying and we got asked to leave olive garden lol it was soooooo crazy
>>151108790/fit/ is a manly board. Everyone there including me benches 2pl8
>>151108786raped bitch
>>151108800if its so manly then why does everyone need to gossip like women?
>>151108809Men irl gossip
>>151108809ecelebrities like zyzz and scooby have always been part of /fit/‘s celebrities. besides they need to determine whos natty
>>151108814did you hear the guy formerly known as tbg was raped and lost and is now known as trb
trb gets raped again last night and he still comes back. the dude must have a kink
>>151108824did he really kwab I went to bed early give me a qrd
>>151108824well his old name was The Bitch, Gaped so is it really a surprise?
I hear the queers are still queering off in here. True?
Two of the least funny schizos I've ever seen on the internet talking to each other about a third awful poster
>>151108887mad that bud1?
NJD really think just throwing money at guys named Hughes is a formula for success
bud did not 1
>omg speaking of gossip did you hear about melissa? after she graduated from uconn she got picked up by a junior team in detroit or pittsburgh or one of those gross smelly cities ugh anyway so she was staying with this really nice husband and wife who were like super loaded, and they were getting really close like she was going to church with them and stuff and they would buy her plane tickets to go see her parents and it was just so sweet, so like one night the host mom had a little too much wine and started accusing the dad of being attracted to melissa and like perving out smelling her pads and gloves while they were drying out and putting hidden cameras in the shower and stuff and the dad was like "um. wut. lol honey you had too much wine again go to bed" and melissa was freaked out but the dad was like "no she's just being jealous, I'll prove it" and he showed her the security camera app on his phone and gave her the password to his phone if she ever wanted to spot check him and he like showed her nothing like that happened so she was like ok whew just a random cougar attack lol but THEN one night while the mom was out of town melissa came home like super wasted from the club, and the dad thought since it was so late it meant she was staying with someone else and he had the house to himself, so he was like passed out on the couch in a bath robe and apparently the bath robe was open and the guy was packing an absolute hammer, rock hard standing straight up just like glistening in the TV light, and melissa was super drunk and super horny so she just went for it, and the dad was like basically unconscious the entire time since he had so much whiskey and he woke up like 2 seconds before he involuntarily blasted inside her. so he freaks out and threatens to call the police and she starts crying and they both go to bed, and basically they decided to forget it ever happened since they were both so drunk. but the mom is coming home in a few days.....lol
>>151108964https://streamable.com/j4n218
Dallas Stars valuation is up 135% since 2021 :)
>>151108985the appeal to mexican fans is working
Dlyan wins have plummited a milly percent kwab
>Oilers get Connor IngramTheir goaltending woes are finally over.
>Luke Hughes got 9M a yearlol
>>151109021thoughts on being known as the raped bitch for 1263 consecutive days and counting?
>>151108985soon they’ll play an exhibition game in Mexico City
>>151109014>More than Sanderson despite similar offensive production without the ability to play defenseTop fucking jej.
>just a week to go until Big G starts dropping some pucks
>>151109049hokkei soon pekka
>>151109007the guy who's a chronic druggie is gonna fix them?
our Sennies DID NOT do well last night.Good thing these games don't count :)
>>151108975cope and seethe/wpwgbc/ is back and there's nothing you can do about it
>>151109057he’s decent as long as he’s mentally healthy
[forced gimmick] is back and you can't do anything about it (except for filtering)
>>151109059I don't know why anyone is commenting on the pre-season matches; it's rookie warmups It's a good time to wonder who's gonna head back to the affiliates, and that's about it
>>151109047I can't hear you
>>151108829>>151108831See>>151104591
>>151109070but you havent even seen my new gimmick
>>151109088Let's see it then
>>151109066he really isn't. this is just a goalie
Happy birfday niggas
>your wholesome and organic gimmick developed by multiple enthusiastic /hoc/ posters makes me seethe so I'm gonna do a reddit and censor my safe space because I can't bear any post that doesn't contain the words "bud" or "trb"lmao what a crybaby
>>151109105
>>151109088I saw your gimmick on today’s monthly roundup. it’s shit btw.
>>151109059That L was so drawn out and messey that it will haunt them until the ploffs.
>>151109117how could the /hoc/ council leak the new gimmicks? they told me in the approval document they’d let me debut it
> Ottawa should feel horrible about the rest of the season because of how competent they made Patrick Laine look
>>151109105happy birthday fren :)
>putting your trust and gimmicks into the hands of Gary Bettman, Gary's legal department, and his Legion of Interns
11 AM came and went, I was at the Islander Arena at gate CYou're a coward, a poof, and a loser
>>151109118the Scabs aren't making it this year, last was a fluke. Enjoy your little victory now
>>151109157poetry, lad, I dig it >spit me some more rhymes, hep cat
Kaprizov is going to be a bust.
>the city of Vladivostok
>>151109164I settled for a girl I wasn't 100% about because I was terrified of ending up like you.
>>151109132Why did you think playoff goals counted towards regular season records? >>151109117
>>151109192I’ll probably follow in your footsteps
>>151108449Johnston and Harley and the Oilerd retain 50% for this year
>>151103876Never seen him offer any original insight and he frequently misses commonly known talking points about >my team
https://www.cbc.ca/sports/hockey/pwhl/pwhl-season-begin-november-21-2025-26-1.7647805
What's Gary planning for /hoc/ birthday tonight?
>>151109256It's a tightly packed late evening schedule
>>151104121Islanders, rangers, devils (and probably capitals) are all closer to mountains than canes which are located in a piedmont
>>151109266Anyone from /hoc/ get selected for ceremonial puck drops?
if any of you mess with me, expect the xhekaj bros. at your home
>>151109315*Hides one of your gloves*
>>151109315Where's your glove retard?
>>151109315if i ever need anyone to stock some shelves i'll be sure to give you a swirly
>>151109315No shit. I get Costco groceries delivered all the time.
dang red bull got me ZOOMIN this morning lol just dropped my third marner off at the pool
>>151109292I'm just going to imagine that this is happening this year and that Gary's attending -_->oh man, that feels good... it's good feel, lads..
Drinking a cappuccino rn bros desu
>>151108412That nurse contract is late stage Lou Lamoriello tier
happening!! goalie fight!!>streamable.com/708flj
>>151109363based Red Bull sipper! I had amber the other day
>scoreless intermissions
Stors have no excuses
>>151109389It's actually worse bud.>chicago is capped out but wants to trade for seth jones>oilers trade for Keith to let them out of cap hell>blackhawks sign seth jones to a fat contract >nurse's agent uses this as a comparable for his contractAnd all because Klefbom's shoulder exploded
>>151109463>Stors have no excusesThey have finns. 'Nuff said.
My Islanders are lasthttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VLep_gDeleo
>>151109315you're going to Xhek me off?
>>151109352>implying either of them are capable of driving
>>151109609where's Giroux and touching butts?
craaaazyhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JkBAPO4Luvw
>>151109609Patty Kane hit the wall hard
hope the xhekajs and cousins play saturday and centre bell
>>151109609what happened during seguins infamous summer?
>>151109724>tfw no bros to celebrate with
happy birthday if im not mistaken its almost buds birthday too make sure to wish our dear friend a happy birthday too
>>151109744faggot ass weeb
>>151109724Lets just say posting on /hoc/ during the 2011 offseason was a treat
Let's go Benns!
>>151109797i was too young to experience that era. I was in middle school
>>151109819I started posting on /g/ in the 9th grade
>>151109827I was using /b/ around that age
>>151109804Let’s go benis
>>151109827>>151109836damn, i couldn't imagine having access to 4channel in middle school no wonder you zoom zooms are the way that you are
>you now remember discussing hockey via livejournal
It’s funny how everyone against Alberta independence are all eastern Canadian scum
I wish players wouldn't fight and slash and try to hurt each other. These boys need to grow up and start acting like men.
>>151110021Must be a lot of eastern Canadian scum living in your province I guess since its not close to popular in Alberta
>>151110039Cope we just met with trumps cabinet we’re leaving soon
> Three men from Alberta gathered in a government building in Washington, D.C., this week to meet with cabinet-level U.S. officials about the potential for American support of an independent Alberta.Freedom!!!
>>151110046>"Independence" will involve Washington "Intervention"Albertan separatists really like the Texas larp
>>151110039There are. >maritime fishermen>ontario/quebecers looking for houses>jeets>injuns unsure of their future gibs>literal boomers willing to sell everyone else out
The easterners are scared of president Pierre leader of the republic of alberta
>>151110150You mean the pro isreal guy who attempted to represent Ottowa in the last election ?PS I wanted him to be pm just so I wouldnt have to hear the western bitching over the next 4 years
Damn, the Oilers are for set! McDavid will sign for $2 million x 8 years just because he knows the Oilers will win every year with Ingram as their goalie.
>>151110085What changes do Albertans want?
Getting the ROEs ready for all my seasonal Ontario employees. Hope the Albertans on /hoc/ payed their EI premuims because my guys will be drunk on pogey till the spring
>>151110216Albertan industry wants concessions from the federal goverment to bypass climate bullshit and they are getting it because Ottowa is a very weak entity.The fringe Albertan separatists want culture war bullshit and to join with a fictional fantasy they have of Washington .
>>151110085>>151110216Obviously they want to become apart of America so that they have a chance to win a Stanley Cup
Goodbye erik johnson
>>151110216To not have the feds steal billions of dollars from us every year and give it to the shittier provinces
>>151110281What the fuck is wrong with Quebec?
>>151110294They are very corrupt and have perfected the cry wolf separatist grift Albertans are now starting
the maritimes are welcome to create an independent nation with maine and new hampshire
>>151108101preseason doesnt mean shit
>>151110307Equalization payments are based on a theoretical level of taxation. Quebec overtaxes to supress their own economy and the feds guarantee them even more money. They broke the Laffer Curve.
>>151110314Balkanisation of north america would cause huge problems but would create the best possible hockey rivalies . The Olympics would become a 10 team competition instead of 3 team one
>>151110281resource revenue is really canadian revenuemaybe you guys should have diversified
Canada is India 2.0 now anyway
>>151110330all my neighbours are still chinese
>>151110330t. never eaten curry in his life
>>151110281Now post what Quebec and Ontario sent to the west to build literally everything from 1850-2000
>>151110329Resources are explicitly identified as a provincial matter in the constitution. It was written like that when Ontario and Quebec were the richest by far and they didn't want to give anything to the rest of the country
>>151110358vancouver was largely built around british bankers laundering money in exchange for titles to large undeveloped parts of land
>>151110326I’d prefer Balkanization into multiple nations rather than continue on this trajectory
>>151110390You do that and China wins bud
>>151110377Yea I'm aware that BC predates Canadian confederation and ironically they aren't the ones that have any kind of separatists movement.
>>151110390those people were actually willing to fight for their freedom thoughbeit
Instead of pointing fingers and playing the blame game old stock canadians need to band together to make this country whole again
>>151110358You put up tarrifs between provinces to force the West to sell you raw resources. You only built the railway to keep American settlers out. Don't act like you have ever seen the West as anything other than a colony.
Saskatchewan will leave first. Albertardans BTFO and gay.
>>151110413i agree and i dont want to be too /pol/ but this would be easier if the boomer cunts didnt give the libs basically a majority. The only real problem with our goverment is it is divisive
Fuck Gary
alberta should be independent and import millions of punjab our population would surpass the rest of north america
second for fuck gary
>>151110454>>151110477Gary opposes a free Alberta
>>151110432I'm sorry about the tarrifs but now that your province has learned to identify as a victim I'm sure the federal money taps will flow for you now
this guy that doesnt want divisive rhetoric in politics but plays the victim every time. irony totally lost on him. theres no chance for this country with idiots like that.
>>151110496Who?
>>151110372and now ontario and quebec arent rich, as per the equalization paymentso who cares about what a dusty document says
>>151110432Wait Canadian provinces tariff each other? Canada is literally not a real country
>>151110527>who cares about what a dusty document saysPeak jeet
>>151110532that doesnt exist
>>151110525Hes mistaking two different posters as one since we all seem to be using the same name
>>151110543aww you mad?
>saar are you mad saar?
>nooooo you can’t separate you need to be loyal to a country that cares more about foreign exchange students than Canadians!!!!
>>151110579he fuming
>Ottawa’s Hayden Hodgson has been fined $2,018.23, the maximum allowable under the CBA, for boarding Montreal’s Alex Newhook.>getting fined during the pre seasonRetard
>>151110532Not now just historically and I'm sure the system was too dumb and complicated to shitpost about on /hoc/
#Alberta51
>>151110582if only you had a higher education....
>>151110589Totally worth the 2k Completly killed him
>>151110601Diploma mills aren’t real
>>151110532Yes, especially historically. The simple way to view what Canada really is>the Laurentian corridor from Windsor to Quebec CityThe "real" Canada. Their opinion on the government matters>atlantic provincesA protectorate. Ruled by Canada at a loss to keep America out. Given gibs to keep them cheering for Ottawa>VancouverThe Laurentian Pacific coast seaport. Their opinion counts but at a reduced rate>the restColonies that exist to provide resources to the Laurentians. Ideally they would be completely disenfranchised.Canada is not a country. It's a river valley playing empire.
northern alberta is so beautifulgrand prairie is a nice townunfortunately the walmart and canadian tire there are both 100% staffed by jeets and durkas
>>151110658Basterd bich i am ceo of walmart you are too easy to compete with
>>151110658don’t like it go back
Im part of the laurentian elite
>>151110786based
ever since I started eating broccoli twice a day I’ve been taking many rabbit sized marners
>>151110786Sure you are saar
>>151110786How many Albertans do you keep in chattel/sexual slavery ?
You now remember when the Columbus Blue Jackets killed one of their own goalies.
>>151110900Columbus is a cursed team
>>151109389At least Nurse used to be good enough to warrant his contract
>>151110924Maybe on planet retard.
>>151110924Nurse has never been good enough to warrant his contract. He's about as overpaid as Ekholm is underpaid which is why the Oilers were able to survive for now
>>151110619Then destroyed the teammate that fought for him
I’m Brahmin
What is the longest you would drive to get comfy and watch Junior hockey? Did 3 hours there and 3 hours back yesterday to watch some BCHL action.
>>1511110213 hours but only if it were playoffs/finals/there was a generational prodigy. It would have to be somewhere I want to go also
>>151111012That game was a prime example of why you should never play valuable skaters during pre season
>>151110924He managed to get points in the Canadian division during Covid but was exposed badly that playoffs, and he still got that huge contract from Ken Holland.
>>151111016Umm I dont think youd be able to post here
>>151111021I'd still want to be home before midnight for a guaranteed 1st overall prospect
>beats up your players
>>151111150>gets sent down to the ahl
>pov you couldn’t convince 40 year old Marc Andre fleury to come out of retirement
>>151111162t.scared seething sens fan
>>151111167>Skinner/Ingram
>>151111167Oilers better have a therapist on speed dial
>>151111178You embarrassed yourself in the playoffs senaturds put up a fight Atleast
>>151111167>I can't see Ingram ending up in Edmonton. Do you remember how loved Pickard is in that locker room Kyle Bukkake? Everyone adores him!>Yes Fridgeman, I do remember how loved he is in that locker room.
>>151111167McDavid is so dumb he probably thinks Fleury is still elite>oh boy, we signed Lucic!>oh boy, we traded for Keith!Dude is an awful GM
wish I could turn back time
>>151111167If you are choosing 40 year old MAF as your goalie there are bigger issues
>>151111228Yeah they aren’t making the finals
>>151111298Just like my islanders
>>151111273Lucic and Keith were decent for the Oilers.
>>151111273I can’t wait until Mcmeme leaves
Lucic beat his wife
>>151111340But she forgave him according to instagram
>>151111258ok so this is the cope people always go on about
>>151111143Made it back around 1230 am. With the holiday was up early and went hiking with the dog as a part of the trip. No one in the BCHL is going first overall let alone getting drafted.
>>151111389sounds like fun
>>151111389I drove 2 hours to watch 16 year old mcmeme play for Erie he had like 9 points
>>151111021i drive 90 mins max to watch or play hockey
>>151111428Based
>>151111298But yes let’s add three new expansion teams
coping is a healthy part of existence
>>151111282There's a Swedish hockey podcast that was in Nashville last week to do media with Filip Forsberg and apparently they met some big sports guys out on town and one of them had a nephew that played/plays for the Vegas Golden Knights. They only knew two players in the history of the NHL. Gretzky and that guy's nephew.
>>151111463Eventually you need to accept it
Habs fans are mentally ill
>>151111583Just like my Islanders
>>151111340He didn’t cooperate with authorities
>>151111674She**
>>151111674Probably scared of being beat
>>151111428Based. How is the rink there? The more I go to the more I notice many are built the same especially in the W. I heard the O is the same.
>>151111757holds like 6000 maybe a bit more definitely built in the 80s
>>151111789Did it have urinal troughs?
>>151111805don't remember probably not
>>151111838Urinal troughs are a dying breed. Next time you know they’ll get rid of open showers
>>151111674If only he remembered where his phone was
>>151111928>>151111928>>151111928New
>>151111340That bitch took his phone
>>151110583why are you fume, sar?
