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Jets Edition
On a /hoc/ far, far away >>151094246
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First for the Canucks!
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>>151111979
more like cringecucks
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Is this the thread?
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Just got home from waging and subsequently took a fucking huge marner
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>>151111979
Estonia was a great poster
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Per Sportico's Reporting, the Calgary Flames' Franchise Annual Value Grew By 15%, Reaching a Total Franchise Value of $1.82 Billion USD.
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No good east games on tonight so I think I'll just hit up a prozzie
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>>151112036
Nothing like coming home and taking a marner
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>>151112143
Nothing quite like the sweet relief of depositing a huge marner
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you can still answer the phone if your mom calls while you're taking a marner

just mute it when you gotta push or flush
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I miss when we were on basedjak party instead while 4channel was down. It filtered out the annoying people.
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I missed when I asked
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>>151112230
>filtered out the annoying peopme
Cope I was still there occasionally
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When 4chan was down I simply kept my hockey thoughts to myself.
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>>151112230
I got keylogged by racist teens
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When 4chan was down I joined discord
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>>151112370
Source?
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4chan is 22 years old today
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>>151112526
4chan is nearly finished with college
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With 5-6 key injuries out there, I think >my team can win the division.
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stanley cup champion erik "the condor" johnson has retired
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when 4chan was down I went skyyyyydivin I went rocky mountain climbin
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>>151112538
Nobody wanted him. Sad!
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The owner of 4chan hosted a debate between the prime minister candidates in japan
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>>151112565
it'll happen to you someday
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>>151112332
This
If you couldn't hold out for a few days then I dont know what to tell you
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>>151112594
it happened to me already
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hello this is steve yzerman just thought I'd pop in for a quick AMA on /hoc/ before I go record an episode of JRE

ask me anything
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>>151112636
Why are you so bad at GMing
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you unironically need patience and a high IQ to understand the yzerplan
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>>151112730
I understand its retarded
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>>151112575
Neat
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>>151112819
1993
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>>151112772
In the NHL some wanker would have tried to fight him
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today is gay
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>>151112851
What’s gay about celebrating a birthday?
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>>151112897
unrelated to that
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You didn't show up at the UBS Arena at 11 AM Gate C

It's cause you're a pussy you're scared and you know you can't
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>>151112845
Got em
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>>151112670
because I'm a professional hockey player, one of the greatest and longest tenured players of all time

we are autistic savants who spend all of our bandwidth developing as players, not as well rounded human beings

not to mention we take a ton of hits to the head

so yeah, not a great businessman and not great at seeing the game from the outside. not sure why anyone wanted me in this role. most of the greatest managers and coaches are guys who couldn't hack it in the show, and that ain't me
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>>151112990
My bad I went to the coliseum. Reschedule for tomorrow?
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>>151112947
Anniversary with your boyfriend again? WHEW
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>>151111928
malkin to the panthers confirmed
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>>151113003
>players are autistic savants
Reminds me of something I just read

https://hockey.dailyfreepress.com/2025/09/30/watching-film-with-cole-eiserman-college-hockeys-most-feared-goal-scorer/
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Islanders lost the draft and here’s why
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Florida are the still the favorites
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Kwab just nicked my scrote while shaving
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>>151113113
Expecting some company down there?
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>>151113126
No one likes moldy balls with no aero dynamics
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>>151113113
Ouch. I make that mistake all the time
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>>151113113
I still have my first ball hairs stay woke
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I go all natural man bush
I know they don't like it and that's why I do it
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That's gay.
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>>151113268
Just like my islanders
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>>151113126
Always
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>first Friday of the season
>no games
Nice schedule you got here Gary
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I'll give it a trim but no way i'm shaving what the fuck.
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>>151113113
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I bet he eats pieces of Marner for breakfast!
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>>151113230
Same. I should manscape
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>>151113357
retard
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>>151113054
Speaking of the Blackhawks, when is Shea Weber going to make his debut in a Blackhawks jersey?
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>>151113257
>>151113230
GIWTM
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>>151113345
I’ll keep on an eye for that game on the gym tvs
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>>151113383
him and Price are going to hold a joint press conference to announce their returns any day now...
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>>151113383
shea weber played for the kelowna rockets
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Who are some NHL players
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>>151113454
gregg mckegg
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>>151113345
There's been two (2) generational winger in the history of the NHL.
Maurice Richard and Alexander Ovechkin. McKenna will probably be just another 1st line 90 point winger among many, and all the scouts that's been calling him generational will in 3 years say that "of course he wasn't generational, we always knew he wasn't THAT good" just like they do now with Bedard.
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>>151113454
Britta Curl-Salemme
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>>151113454
David Pstrňk
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>>151113454
Manon Rhéaume
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>>151113481
What was Howe?
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>>151113657
overrated, dirty and slow
>nvke the prairies
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>>151113657
Gordie Howe was a royal rectum on and off the ice. I was ''lucky'' to see Gordie Howe when I was a child, I was with my friend and his dad. Being a good father my friend's dad went to Howe for an autograph for his son. I don't know if Howe was in a bad mood but he reached back and punched my friend's dad in the face, looked over us and said ''there's your autograph'' and proceeded to walk away.
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>>151113098
For first round elimination
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Gary says that you will Lose. Your. Fucking. Mind. /hoc/. Prepare yourselves.
>The docuseries has many moments like that featuring characters like the Tkachuk brothers, Sidney Crosby, Anze Kopitar, Seth Jarvis, Brad Marchand, Sean Monahan, William Nylander, Brendan Shanahan and Zach Werenski.
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>>151113753
>reached back and punched my friend's dad in the face, looked over us and said ''there's your autograph''
Beyond based.
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>>151111111
I'm upset if you didn't get this one
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>>151113808
Sorry pekka I was waging
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>>151113755
They’re still the strongest team in the east without Barkov
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>>151113771
Can’t wait to see Crosby being autistic
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>>151113808
it's time to admit that /hoc/ doesn't run anything anymore. we're nothing but a bud and trb fanfiction general now
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>>151113879
No that would be my leafs
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>>151113771
Great more contend for the numales out there
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>>151113975
/hoc/ is washed up
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>>151114021
it's time for /hoc/ to retire. it had a good run but father time always goes over
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/hoc/ is still in preseason. By the time playoffs role around, all the gets will be ours.
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>>151114074
/hoc/ needs to hit the gym
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>>151113755

1967
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/hoc/ is gonna be so kino during the Olympics
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/hoc/ has been released from their PTO
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/hoc/ is on LTIR
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>>151114148
/hoc/ is going to be the same 3 retards jerking each other off because they refuse to move to the olympic generals that are made by people who actually give a shit to make a competent op with scores and schedules.
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/hoc/ has passed away
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>>151114282
If only /hoc/ valued effort posting. WJC and IIHF are always kino
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The gold medal game will be at 7:00 am eastern
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>>151114301
Vaxx status?
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>>151113771
No flames players so I’m not watching it :)
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>>151114376
Guess I can stay up a couple hours past my bed time
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>>151114282
Cry
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>>151113771
Monahan and Werenski is going to be sad :(
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>>151114282
Who hurt you?
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>>151114420
This your first olympics on /sp/ kiddo?
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>>151114376
So I’ll be sipping in my jammies with you boys
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Ive never been into hockey but how does the game even work? The whole Wins Losses and Overtime Losses throws me off and the Points thing for winning kinda does too. Are overtime losses worse than regular ones? Also I dont even have a local team anymore because ours died and was shipped to Utah to become a Mammoth or something
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You gotta wonder just how many antisemitic slurs were yelled on and off the ice for this to occur
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>>151114376
do Italians make breakfast?
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>>151114463
It's a little late for you.
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>>151114473
Kek
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>>151114485
It’s lunch time local time
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nhl face off sucks I lose respect for any one that watches that goyslop
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hmm yes some okay games tonight but unfortunately I'll miss them as I'll be watching survivor instead
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>>151114542
based im cheering for rizzo the rizz god himself
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Isn't that a little... problematic?
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>>151113975
Flames run /hoc/ and that's something innit
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>>151114717
fumesfags cant even stay out of the janny's box
>>151107209
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Just put my phone on the recharger
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no one talking about the goalie fight in the khl today? what are you a bunch of NAFOs?
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>>151114823
nobody cares what pale skinned niggers do
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Anyone see wolf DESTROY and EMBARRASS the kraken
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>>151114823
Im waiting for you to finish sperging out and leave
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hello ladies
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>>151114842
Kek flames have to protect wolf from the Canucks tonight.
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>>151114911
im here for another 5 hours
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>>151114920
why couldn't Sean Higgins have been more selective with his rampage smdh
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>>151114490
Yeah theres no local team anymore (Coyotes) so who should I root for? I dont want to root for the Mammoth cause Utahs full of Mormons and I feel like they stole the team
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>>151114922
He just utterly destroyed the kraken with gridin
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>>151114935
You should leave because you had like 25 years to get in to hockey, but you didn't
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>>151114935
closest other teams would be knights, sharks, avs

knights and avs are currently contending with decline coming up in a few years, sharks are currently bottom of the league with contending coming up in a few years
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For anyone keeping track:
- Kaapo Kakko: Out six weeks
- Ryker Evans: Out six to eight weeks
- Chandler Stephenson, Jared McCann, Vince Dunn, Brandon Montour: Day-to-day

Damn the flames really destroyed the kraken don’t mess with us
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>>151114935
you literally voted for a toxic waste dump over the team it was hardly stolen
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>>151115012
i would also vote for a waste dump over a sheisty owner trying to sponge the taxpayer for more money for a team he doesn't care to run well
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>>151115012
Another joker spreading disinformation
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>>151115003
why are so many guys getting hurt this year?
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>>151114473
Based and redpilled
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>>151115012
American democracy is where you only have two candidates and they are "toxic dump" and "alex meruelo"
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>>151114823
If kino happens in the taiga but no one makes a webm does it really happen ?
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why are the flames paying 8m/season for a guy who still needs sheltered minutes?
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>>151115031
>he doesnt know
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>5 more hours of this sperg
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>20 more years of bud's 1
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>>151115003
kakko-oilers
mcann, montour- skipped preseason
dunn-pulled from preseason so he wouldn't hurt himself again
Thanks for taking out stephenson though, too bad he'll back for the regular season. Couldn't have put him on LTIR?
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>>151114485
They have coffee and cigarettes
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>>151114823
I saw it on Twitter but I couldn’t save the gif
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>>151114920
Hello Mr Casanova of Nova Scotia :3
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>>151115055
huberdeau isn’t sheltered
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>>151115055
>w-
stfu retard
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>>151114823
https://twitter.com/i/status/1973412327786439037
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Seth Jarvis
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>>151115413
a little too dark-eyed for me to trust, personally
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>>151115452
>greatest goal scorer of all time is a midlife fat ass

really made me think
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/hoc/ told me wolf was shit. ill never trust /hoc/ again
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>>151115576
Le stand and shoot man doesn't need cardio
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>>151115629
True many said he’s a one season wonder
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The season starts in 6 days
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>still has yet to play a preseason game

is he alive bros?
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>>151115745

the that one no do
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>>151115745
Veterans don't need too many preseason games.
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>>151115702
He's gonna turn into a retard?
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mcdavid the kinda nigga that look right, left then right again after coming to a complete stop when pulling out of his driveway
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>>151115745
he's recovering from mono or the cough, or he got a concussion they're keeping quiet
or he's pregnant
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To the coward, who didn't show up at the UBS Arena Home of the just like my Islanders today at 11 AM at gate C

You will have to live with this for the rest of your life

You are a coward
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>>151115826
i do that because there's a lot of young kids in my neighborhood :)
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>>151115745
Focusing on the Olympics
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i went down to ubs arena gate c today ready to fight somebody but i only saw a chris sutter looking retard without his handler so i left
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>>151115885
Be honest: you were afraid of his retard strength.
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>>151115898
no one is afraid of you chris
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>>151115920
you didn't answer his question
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>>151115920
face me then
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>OHH WHA-AHH-AHHH--AAAAHHH
>GET UP COMON GET DOWN WITH THE SYNDROME
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thus, bud1262 or 1263 continues
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If you cross the blue line before the puck going into the offensive zone, then it’s offside
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Max Paccioretty retired because he’s made of glass and gets injured all the goddamn time
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>all the cancuck refugees on /mlb/ desperately trying to make up for their stan lee loss
lel
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>>151116017
Lots of flags in there shitting on the yankees
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reminds me of the time trb had to go to the doctor for a medical shot to calm his seething ass down
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>>151116049
Meanwhile you stay Stanley Cup free
KWAB
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Burgers trying to bully us into to stop caring about hockey so they can win the Olympics innit
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33 years lmao
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>>151116017
You just had to send them into a seethe again didn't you??
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I'd rather see a canadian team win the cup than the blue gays win the world series unless it was the laffs of course kwab
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>>151116097
algeria has never won a stanley cup
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>>151104591
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Saw it on the log how do you not win once in 33 years? Youve got like a quarter of all teams
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>>151116122
the fuck is a world series? the fuck are you talking about?
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>>151116016
Trvke my nigga
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>>151116135
it looks like a paper weight you'd find at a six flags gift shop
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>World champion
League only exists in 2 countries
huh?
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>>151116131
I always think it would be a fun math lesson at like a college freshman level
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>>151116184
You're right it should only be one country
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>No Barkov for olympics
yep, whaterver sliver of hope we had of having a chance for a medal are gone
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>>151115576
he's looking chubby these days
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>>151115670
has your gimmick been approved yet?
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>>151115702
his evolution :)
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>>151115745
he's finishing up summer school
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>>151116217
I look like this butt with afew more pounds.
Could I be a professional athlete?
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>>151115847
you're a good citizen :)
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>>151115847
don't mention this with trb around
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>>151116308
But anon.. you're him
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>>151116016
truth nuke
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>>151116131
are you looking forward to the olympics, luigi?
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>>151116097
R A R E
A
R
E
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>>151116394
he's more concerned with the 4th anniversary of 04/17/22
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>>151116209
you're still going to medal pekka. you'll probably got bronze or silver
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Almost hockey time :)
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>>151116290
anything is possible
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>>151116465
I can’t wait :)
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>>151115964
Jesus, bud cant get us off his mind
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>3 more hours of this sperg talking to himself
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I look at mlb about 4 times a year and I'm glad hoc is the way it is every time
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>>151116514

Steelers Vs Bills tonight on the ice

Quite the dud of a match up
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>>151116487
Beauty :)
I don't care who wins as long as its a mountainchad town
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Here in BC we're all Mariners fans because we HATE Toronto.
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>>151116563

> kid thinking one day when I grow up, I'll be big and strong and can wait 32 years or more to win a Stanley Cup
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is it time for *crack* *sip* *aaaaaah* yet???
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>>151116538
Whats the deal with mlb?
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>>151116581
KEK
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>>151116586
of course. waging is over
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>>151116590
it sucks
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>>151116590
If you thought planet retard was bad wait till you come across some folks from planet autism
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>>151116571
Baseball has a team called the marners...?
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>>151116538
What does this even mean? Is this really the only thread you post in? Like are you not capable of changing your behaviour to fit in and meme with a different general? Like I know the one sperg is just spamming /hoc/ shit but surely you aren't as low iq and autistic as he is?
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>>151116563
agreed
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Is there any non laffsnet subscription service I can use for hockey? With a VPN of course.
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>>151116625
nta but i only come to /sp/ for /hoc/
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it can't seriously be 33 years, right? it's the canonical sport of canada
are they just that cucked by American teams...?
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>>151116665
oh Hi, Texas... what's up?
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>>151116625
I like hoc far more than mlb it's quite that simple
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kek AI can't count
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reminder: next year = our year
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>>151116639
ngl mormon architecture is cool as fuck
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>>151116718
sometimes i regret not taking that job in salt lake city
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is there literally any reason to watch buffalo
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>>151116718
The Tabernacle is not merely a church; it's an enormous mausoleum and contains the remains of hundreds of Mormons, both mummified and cremated, including Joseph Smith and Brigham Young
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>>151116778
cool story bro
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>>151116778
all those people are in Hell kwab
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>>151116778
neat
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biggest church is my city is one of them mormon ones. they always harass me
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>>151116794
true
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Mormon recruiter told me I'd get pussy if I joined the church. No bussy tho.
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>>151116799
Those smaller Temples are also enormous mausoleums and contain dozens, if not hundreds of dead, mummified Mormons
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I think the Flames should win the cup
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Thought about watching this year, but not having cable sucks if you want to watch on your TV. Is ESPN+ the only way in the US?
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>>151116818
Gotta become a Thetan for that
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>>151116828
I strongly disagree.
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>>151116818
retard. you could be married by now
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>>151116842
if you have a vpn and change your ip to some central european country like germany you can watch nhl games on bet365.
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>>151116871
Nah this fucking lady ran across the highway to tell me this. Also obviously no bussy is a no go.
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>>151116877
I didn't know that
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>>151116871
fishermen don't give their bait away for free
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Jane Goodall died
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>>151116920
RIP my sister did a project on her when I was a kid
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>>151116920

F
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>>151116920
Hanoi Jane??
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>>151116895
become a youth hockey coach to obtain bussy
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>>151116935
cut the monkey business
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Jane was a huge proponent of the monkey business, RIP in pieces, Jane
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>>151116954
JEN
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>>151116946
bruhther
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Maybe I should go to the park and grab a drink at the monkey bars
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>>151117003
>monkey bars
they prefer you call them nightclubs
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>>151117003

prove it
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>>151116828
Good idea
@gary
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>>151117003
can you even do a pullup?
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>>151117003
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>>151117046
thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud?
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>>151117039
I hate working out on a playground since when I'm resting between sets I'm just a weirdo standing at the top of the slide.
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>>151117072
we need more calisthenics parks
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monkey bars were easily the worst and least used piece of playground equipment
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>>151117104
so you cant do a pull up
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>>151117104
t. fat kid
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>>151116920
She used to talk to /hoc/ posters
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>>151117126
as a kid I was more interested in spinning the carousel as fast as possible and swinging as high as possible
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>>151117137
the only /hoc/ poster with a phd is that pekka
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>>151117134
you mean powerlifter
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pretty huge dick
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/hoc/, what did you learn during the off-season?
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>>151117197
I'm still studying portfolio management
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Just got back from the prozzies
What game is /hoc/ watching?
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>>151117238
oh Hi, Gary
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>>151117235
Yankees - Red Sox
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>>151117238
FREE PALESTINE
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>>151117197
Been doing a lot of reading, trying to finish a lot of books in this series I've been on for a year now so I can read the Gulag Archipelago.
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>>151115836
>>151116097
>>151116131
>>151117238
What are you guys doing here?
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>>151117238
in this thread youve seethed at canada from 4 flags at this point.
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>>151117197
bud + 1 = trb
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>>151117264
based I need to read more
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>>151117270
I'm clean so far but give it time
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>>151117264
Haha I've read that.
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>>151117266
hockey is available here. i'm at work now though.
>>151117286
nope.
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>>151117266
/hoc/ is growing more global
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>trb gets BTFO last night
>starts bubblin' 'bout canada
kek cmtsu
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>>151117293
Are you the guy who is visiting canada in the new year
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>>151117245
Pregary really that bad tonight?
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>>151117275
Yeah that's pretty much the reason I started again since I haven't done any real reading since I graduated high school. Started with Shogun and now going through Dark Tower. Some pretty gay moments but I dunno why people keep shitting on King, it's decent easy reading.
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>>151117301
no. i think there are a few of us who've posted recently. i uploaded the clipped gif of bedard with tiny hands.
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>>151117309
I'm the same way. I should return to reading
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>>151117315
Oh ok
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>>151117309
read The Eyes Of The Dragon
his best early work, and very related to the Dark Tower
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>>151117315
you were posting bud1 and mitch1, correct?
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>>151117315
so those aussie exhibition games were a success
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i suck penus lol
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HEY BITCH

GATE C UBS ARENA

ME AND YOU

THIS SATURDAY

FUCK TO YOU
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Canucks are fucked flames are rolling out their nhl lineup.
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ubs arena more like ibs arena lmao
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Oh great stephen had another bad day
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>>151117347
much like trb on 04/17/22
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>>151117336
no!
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>>151117347
>>
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Bud has his drivers license
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>>151117335
Got mixed views on that from the guy at work who told me it's pretty meh, but once I'm done this last book I'll give it a shot. Checked out the audiobook for Everything's Eventual just to learn who Dinky is and man that was some good narration.
[spoiler]shame Walter went out like a bitch though, not enjoying Mordred so far.[/spoiler]
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i get my penus sucked lol
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>>151117428
Celebrity the holiday in your home land Gary?
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>>151117428
I’ve always wanted to go to Israel my moms side of the family lives there
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>>151117444
Go ahead and stay there.
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i watch him suck his penus lol
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>>151117401
TEOTD has a lot of scenes with Randall Flagg, and the imagery of the Kingdom in the book is very much a fever dream of what Gilead must have been in Stephen's mind. It's a Keystone Volume of the Dark Tower, but no one ever talks about it like that, which I find weird
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>>151117503
no one asked
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>>151117512
I did. I asked.
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>>151117399
I've seen that driver's license, and Mitch is a handsome man
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>>151117531
/hoc/ saw you get raped by bud
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Imagine reading Stephen King lmao and then making a post about it
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>>151117356
Wolf gonna steal another game
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>>151117557
sure thing, sweetie
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>>151117573
thoughts on your loss to bud?
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>>151117531
>Mitch is a handsome man
choice words from a man who once called himself a "homecoming queen"
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>>151117444
I had big hope 3 years ago that isreal was starting to become a more open secular democracy and that in the near future I could grave there and see all the old architecture and history .
Things didnt go my way though
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>>151117579
Gay thread celebrity that third worlders here go bonkers over.
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>>151117563
I think Wolf is the best goalie in the league
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>>151117612
the one you DON'T like
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>>151117612
red wings, flames and senators
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>>151117579
>all mindbroken
The majority of posting ITT is done be a single schizo individual with access to unlimited IPS and zero meds.
Just ignore and hide all threads not talking about hockey or blogposting
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>>151117601
I think so too. He's like a Hašek was with buffalo. My flames are shit but wolf is so good that my flames a ELITE.
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if it was unlimited access to IPAs and zero buds you'd be describing me
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go oilers
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>they were replying to an Israeli ghost
neat
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>>151117648
I think the Flames are good this year
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>>151117677
we all know it was you on vpn
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>>151117685
I hope so, some of the young guys seem promising. Flames are powered by vibes anyway
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>>151117694
Uh huh
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based trb keeping em seething
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>>151117720
thoughts on your loss to mitch, who is taller than you?
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vpn meta is upon us
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drinking this 8% beer & it's surprisingly not disgusting
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unsurprisingly nobody asked
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>>151117793
Lug tread?
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>>151117685
>>151117719
team takagi
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>>151117798
sorry you have weak shit in the states
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>>151117803
wily wolverine
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>>151117816
I've had a few florida man road sodas before
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rapey; in an entirely retarded moment began posting jlmi images about 5 years too late to fit is still unaware that the just like my islanders kid is the guy who raped him
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>>151117828
Neat, I saw this at a recent beer show in Boise
didn't try any, but I was just there to browse
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>>151117887
why did you wait over 1200 days to start saying just like my islanders instead of using it when bud was raping you?
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trb couldn't have any beers because he was on his cripple scooter
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>>151117887
looks pretty reddit
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>>151117974
I have no idea what that means and no inclination to learn, but have a nice day, young man
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>>151117971
being retired because you worked hard isn't the same as losing to a burrito and getting a head injury so severe the government puts you on limited income benefits
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>if i ignore it maybe it will go away
such a fucking bitch aren't you a 48 year old military veteran
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I just farted
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any nonwhites in this genny?
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the rb brewery presents
chilly easter ale
12.63% abv for the days since
taste that fateful day today
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>>151118016
just you, Akmed
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>>151117995
kek so weak
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>>151118016
surely there’s a couple Italians ITT
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>>151118041
just fake ones
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>>151118016
knights are playing so copey should be around here somewhere
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>>151118020
it only tastes bitter if you're trb
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>>151118014
I find this post relevant and topical
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>>151117828
I'm also enjoying some local beer before our Canucks get going.
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I think if the Carolina Hurricanes can make it to the eastern conference finals, and win that series, they’ll have a very good chance of making it to the Stanley cup final
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Florida Panthers desu
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>>151118072
their Iron Horse Ale is pretty based
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>>151118016
Someone in my family claimed there DNA test came back 5% native once
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>>151118152
hey
how are ya?
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thus, bud1263 continues to make trb bubble
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>>151118016
My dog is brown
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>>151118165
Holistically connected to the earth
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>>151118210
Just like my islanders
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>>151118210
A real native wouldn't say something as retarded as that
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>>151118054
Ay look at this finook
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Gary
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Is
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>>151118137
Will have to give this a round very soon. Thank you!
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Just letting any Leafs in this thread know that if you recognized the Gay Losers Cry about Losing day yesterday you CANNOT post in /hoc/
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>>151118224
They do since there aren't really any natives left . just white rape babies in denial like me
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>>151118224
That's how you know it's a college student
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>>151118257
We dont go to college here
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Think Buffalo might have a terrible season.
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>>151118287
Hey, look at this minimum wage earner
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>>151118306
Its called University retard. Collage is for trades
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>>151118306
5% earns you bennies in Canada
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Kitty has picked up his first tic of the season
Its officially fall
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>>151114968
>I was supposed to get into hockey from birth
>>151114970
Knights sounds like a cool name, I think Red Wings and Flames also have cool names and pretty cool logos
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>>151118358
Knights are kinda a plastic team but they are pretty good
Red Wings have a rich history butt suck dick these days
Flames have been mediocre forever but chris loves them
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>>151118341
poor kitty :(
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>>151118341
pray for him
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>>151118306
minimum wage is still higher than your limited income, raped bitch
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hockey
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uh oh, Shawinigan
uh oh
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>>151118467
C'est vachement cool ca
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Had a very sad/awkward interaction today at the movies
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>>151118516
fart?
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>Flames are sh-
Apologize
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>>151118529
shit in the regular season*
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>>151118516
Just jack off at home dude
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>>151118522
I was watching the Long Walk and the lady next to me kept loudly crying so I finally had enough and went “shhhhhhhhhhh” she gives me the fucking stink eye and said “my sister died last week asshole I’m so sorry to inconvenience you”. I didn’t know what to say so I said “okay?” And we sat there in seething silence for like the last 20 minutes.
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>>151117197
I learned that it’s cool to lie about being raped
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>>151118561

so why do you live in Indian country?
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>Pettersson trade for Huberdeau.
>1 for 1
Do you accept?
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>>151118619
true trb often tries to deny the cold hard fact of 04/17/22
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>>151118643
Fair Trade
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>>151118643
Is Huberdeau's lambo included?
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>>151118616
>the long walk
People here are really addicted to shit gimmicks eh
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>>151118681
I believe it’s still in Miami.
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>>151118643
Absolutely not. Pettersson is way to soft and marner for my Flames
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who would win the long skate do you reckon
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>>151118686
Cope I read the book in 2006
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full roster other than colton and injuries
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>>151118687
he asked Wolfie to drive it back up to Calgary so he can sell it
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3peat's back on the menu boys
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>>151118708
i read it when it was a Bachman book
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>>151118708
Did you walk while reading it?
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>>151118708
I started reading the wiki summary of the plot and couldn't continue after one of the walkers died from having gay sex or thinking about gay sex or whatever
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>>151118732
Looks like a team that’s set to be a surprise underachiever.
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>>151118756
that's traditional for my avsies at this point
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I'll just watch Lord of the Rings again if I want to watch a movie about walking.
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>>151118616
>>151118708
>FROM MASTER STORYTELLER STEPHEN KING
people will read and watch any ol slop. willingly.
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>scoreless draw
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Aragon, Legolas and Gimli ran 40 leagues in 4 days you philistine
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>>151118748
No I read it on my breaks/downtime at my afterschool job
>>151118749
Every King book involves gay stuff that’s why I gave up halfway through IT.
>>151118707
McDavid because he’s used to skating the overwhelming majority every game
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>>151118814
Ya in the wrong fuckin direction
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>>151118749
Dont worry youre safe its just a movie it wont happen to you
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>>151118800
The Sun Dog was about a hockey fan. King himself is a bruins fan
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>>151118738
Who is this “Spo”?
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>>151118800
stephen king is overhated, he's fine
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I thought people only bought Stephen king to stage their book shelfs
Never seen a human read one of his books in the wild
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>>151118827
See, he brought it up unsolicited
which is why I believe he WANTS that to happen to him
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note to self: do NOT take book or film suggestions from /hoc/
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>>151118856
Special Playoff Operations

Garys agents hard at work trying to figure out how to circumvent his own rules.

Very hush hush top secret for garys eyes only.
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I read a John Grisham book once
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>>151118886
Check out the French film The Piano Teacher
/hoc/ related because it involves a lot of rape
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>>151118886
We don't judge each others taste in books or movies or video games here.
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I only read science and calculus books
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>>151118918
Like the science of calculus?
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Whe did the cancucks get a breakaway goal but the flames couldn't?
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>>151118886
Our music taste is oddly good though.
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hot off the presses, /hoc/

FOR YOUR EYES ONLY
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>>151118907
All French films involve rape and/or sex

>>151118909
Yes we do actually
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I read philosophy, everything else is frivolous
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>>151118930
Thats called physics
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>>151118938
They finally printed your autobiography?
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>more dangerous draw in Shawinigan
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>>151118946
>sex/rape
Probably the same word in French
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>>151118956
Physics? Like fortune tellers?
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calculate these nuts nerd
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>pretending to be stupid
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>>151118815
>Every King book involves gay stuff
that explains trb's fandom
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>pretending to be smat
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I read the curious incident of the dog in the night time and the main character was less autistic than you faggots
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>>151116799
The Mormon church has like $230 billion. You should consider joining.
>>
We only recognize and respect true stupidity here at /hoc/
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>>151118982
They haven't invented a number that small yet
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>>151119018
To be fair hes a fictional character while some of us are real people
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>>151119016
And your reasoning for that would be what exactly??
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>>151119018
>We only recognize and respect bud1
FTFY
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Could the next thread be flames themed please?
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>>151119047
Can they score a goal?
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I like diablo anon because he always listens to me blog about what shitty video game i'm playing at like 4 in the morning
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I played a video game the other day
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>>151119061
Which one
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>>151119053
That sounds pleasant
>>151119061
I find that riveting
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>>151119051
dont rush them
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>>151119047
Can it please be flames AND canucks themed?
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I've been playing Project Zomboid a lot myself personally speaking about my own experience
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>>151119074
>Fire and Whale
tempting
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we are so fucking back
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>>151119074
Flames should be excluded until they wake up
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>>151119085
you should play cata bright nights instead
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>a scoreless draw
>>
New
>>151119106
>>151119106
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>>151119104
CORRECTION!!!
>the city of Las Vegas
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holy early
>>
landy :D
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Think I'll wait for another submission
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>>151119109
early faggot
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calgay hahaha jk
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>cuts to backup goalie
Kek
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>>151119118
I'd do it but I'm 250 seconds out
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>>151119139
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>>151119032
You don’t like money or something? It’s a church that operates as a tax free hedge fund with a tiny portion of the population having more financial assets than the Catholic Church. Also I was wrong on the number. It tops Wikipedia’s list of richest Christian denominations at $293 billion.
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>>151119109
>>151119109
>>151119109
I don't think so, Mitch
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We’ve fucked up. Where do I post?
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>>151119229
>>151119229

>>151119262
Best of a bad situation



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