seagulls in london edition
>Nick Daicos
reminder: this little faggot was afraid of plodder sidebottom kek
>go to london>get stabbed>with nick daicosI'll take one for the team.
this thread will pick up after 3pm
>>151120411Early close at Cenno today?
nu /afl/ is fucking cringe
>>151114752
ive wasted the last 12 years of my life posting here with you losers
western bulldogs are about to have the biggest slide on the ladder of all timetheir list management sucks
as long as we keep jamara we will be fine
Boxxy is of Greek descent.[19]
https://vantrinh.com/2025/10/01/f4scist/
Is Jeremy's arm ok?
Good morning alf
>>151120524With all their outgoing I'd say Dees would be the biggest slider with all their outgoing but there's not a lot of sliding space beneath 14th.
>Hird suggesting Pick 7 + Flanders for PetraccaWhy would the Suns have to give up that much? Flanders is contracted too.
>>151129869that is overs for the pootractor
>>151129582SNIFF
>>151129881Yeah, I know. As I said why would they have to give up that much? It also presume Flanders is willing to go to Dees when all the talk has been St Kilda. I think Dees will need to accept a first round pick and a sweetner, that sweetner won't be a player the calibre of Flanders.
Why do Suns even need Petracca? They argubly have the best midfield in the comp.
>>151130133That midfield just got demolished by the Lions in a semi final. Good top liners but doesn't have much depth. Petracca gives a lot of flexibility in how they can use him and Humphries too.
>>151130195>Petracca gives a lot of flexibility in how they can use him and Humphries too.Take that back. Apparently Humphrey is exploring a trade back to Victoria. I guess Petracca is just a straight up Humphrey replacement. No idea why Humphrey would want to leave now.
What happens to the Devils when every big name rejects their offers because no one wants to live in Tasmania?
>>151131227They have $5 million to spend on signing bonus payments outside the cap for their first two years. Superstars will be looking at $2 million a year contracts with an extra million or so bonus for signing up. There's no way they won't be able to get some very good players with the amount of money they'll be able to throw around.
>>151130959>No idea why Humphrey would want to leave now.probably wants to make it as a full-time mid so he can get bigger bucksif he moves to the dees or essendon or some other shit melbourne club, he knows he'll be able to make $1 mil a year for the next decade he's young enough to get through a rebuild and have a shot at on-field success
>>151131831He's only just turned 21. Should take the chance to play in a finals team for a few years, and potentially jag a premiership, and then go home for big bucks in his prime.
>>151131227then they'll sign b-graders and overpay themsee GC 2011>Nathan Bock>Jared Brennan>Campbell Brown>Josh Fraser>Jarrod Harbrow>Daniel Harris>Michael Rischitelli>Danny Stanley
>>151131962Their signings were so underwhelming because they spent so much of their cap on one player.GWS did it a lot better with their recruiting. Ironically the highest profile recruit they picked up from another club was one of the less impressive over his career.
This is the slowest I've seen /alf/ in a long time.
>>151131962>Jarrod HarbrowHe was pretty good desu >>151132067Still can't believe Israel Folau, Chad Cornes and Toby Greene played on the same team.
>>151132538lets talk about the games this weekend and get it kicked off as per usual
Ken Hinkley will be the coach of the Western Bulldogs in 2027
JUH linked to the iggs
Steven May linked to the Tiwi Bombers
Fox scraping the barrel here
>>151133190This is ridiculous. I hope someone wasn't actually paid to cobble that together.
flanders to essendon
>>151133611St Kilda seems like most attractive of the proposed destinations which is something i never thought I'd say.
st kilda is attractive only because they are signing deadshits like TDK and silvagni for overs so its an easy way for players to make a lot of money if they already live in melbourne
>>151133190Crisp off season news. Nothing but shit.
yeah go to st kilda how did their last money ball attempt go?fucking shit clubross is a fraud
So what are they going to do about the fixture in a 19 team league?
>>151134414How old are you?
>>151134414https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C27NShgTQE4&list=RDC27NShgTQE4&start_radio=1
>>15113444626
>See the Manchester stabbing attack on FB>There's a ton of laugh reactsWhat on earth is wrong with people?
>>151134682browns innit
>>151134682GET THAT WHITE BITCH!
>>151134682They're importing people that hate them, want them dead and think it's funny when they die. Multiculturalism is an abject failure.
>Gold Coast plays finals for the first time in their existence>Look primed to play finals for the next few years with their list profile>One of their most promising young players wants to go home to VictoriaBut there's no need for academies, am I right?
>>151134970Only because they're bringing in a better player that will take his midfield time.
>>151135023I think it's the opposite. Petracca allows them to rotate Humphrey through the midfield without compromising their forward line's potency. Don't think Humphrey will ever be a full time mid with his tank anyway. He's like Cam Rayner, burst player.
one large maccas mega meal for lunch
>>151135074But he doesn't think that. He's contracted for too long anyway, so no chance they'll trade him. Imagine going from finals to playing for Essendon or Carlton.
>>151135103I think they should hold firm. He has three years. Hold him to it but it highlights the constant issue that non-Vic clubs will have in that even when absolutely everything seems to be going right they still have high end kids claiming the go home factor.
>>151135080what about for second lunch?
>>151134970FUCKING T H I SI don't want to hear collingpeckerwood complaining about academies ever again.
>>151134970what kind of idiot tries to use this to defend the acadamiesare you dumb?
dunno about you guys but this new demons coach is a bit of a faggot
i cant believe theres people in this thread that want to see politicians murdered. that is so irresponsible of you. you should be ashamed of yourselves. how disgusting.
>>151135432Didn't say I want it, I just wouldn't care if it happened.
>carlton are getting pick 19 for losing silvagnifucking hell
>>151135504Remember when Fred got the same pick for Chris mayne who they were probably gonna sack anyway?
>>151135504How you liking them secret herbs and spices?
anthony albanese sacrifices his free time to fly around the world to put australia on the map and you say you want to see him gunned down in the steet like a stray dog? you are a horrible person!
Should've let Ridley go in exchange for Brisbane paying Draper a little more. Another list management clanger from the Bombers.
you people seriously sit at home or office cubicle reading afl news like it means anything
>>151135739You're not better than anyone here.
>Wowza! Did Jeremy mcgovern just take an uncontested 1 on 2 mark from a left foot adam treloar kick because his lazy piece of shit opponent de goey allowed him to run unmarked to the ball hoping to get a cheap touch out the back? Holy heckin shitballs, that is literally leo barryesque!!
>>151135829Is it 2018?
>>151135779reckon my bank account says otherwise champ
>>151134682I laugh
>>151134682its funny because whites never kill the invaders
>>151135875>muh bank account lol you are nothing.
>>151135739Fuckhead tradie cunt, neck yourself mate
>>151135997reckon my bank account says otherwise champ
>>151136138>my improperly invested five figure sum says I'm speciallol
Why are West Coast customers so mad about getting Starcevich for pick 19?
>>151136201its seven figures and not invested at all. it sits in the bank earning interest. stay poor and mad and most probably ugly though.
>Petracca and JUH to the Gold CoastPetracca is a downgrade and hopefully JUH blows up the place.Suns were set to dominate in the near future so can only hope it doesn't work out.
>>151136445>its seven figures and not invested at alllol based retard
>JUH going to the cokefiend party capitalwhat could possibly go wrong?
>FORMER Western Bulldog Anthony Scott is yet to attract much interest as he looks to extend his AFL career.>Scott, 30, was delisted by the Bulldogs at season's end, having played 59 games for the club, but none this year.>His manager, James Pitcher from Odyssey Sports Management, said he was hopeful Scott would get another chance.>"(Interest is) minimal at the moment," he told Continental Tyres AFL Trade Radio.You know your career is fucked when your manager doesn't even try and sugarcoat how little interest there is.
hey tredders
>>151136612now you are just coping. i dont get any great comfort out of beating losers though.
>>151136646You beat off a loser every night.
iggs
>Continental Tyres AFL Trade Radio
>OMG he just kicked an amazing KFC™ Zinger Stacker goal on the run!
>>151135696no fucking way draper is dogshit and a memeridley has been our best player for years
>>151136578watch him go to the cats and play off half back and be in contention for all australian
>hack silvagni worth as much as draperKek love this rigged league
>People listen to [sponsor]'s radio call and complain about the name dropsTake the ABC pill. You'll end up swapping over to it in 10-20 years, why not start early?
>>151136383>first round pick for a 26-27 year old mid-sized defender who averages 12 touches a game and has CTEnot sure why mate
>listening to kelli underwood fumbling her words and yelling into the mic when she thinks a players kicked a goal and its a behindyeah nah thanks anyway champ
melbourne will finish above carlton next season
>>151136793THANKS BARRY-GREG
>>15113684615th vs 16th
>>151136818Why are they giving him $900k a year for six years if he's no good?
how many years have the bummers and poolton been in a rebuilding phase?
why is jordan de goey posting in here and bragging about his net worth
please bump the new /nrl/ thread
>le big lumbering of is worth as much as an iggs rolls Royceyeah no
>>151136901>ofoaf*
heads or tails?
>iggs rolls royceso a camry with a rr badge on it?
sober fev > buddy
>>151136820She's quite good on the radio. Fun banter with Mick and Lingy.Never quite understood the hate the tv viewers give her - maybe trying too hard?There's another lady caller on there, no idea on the name, but she's really good.Basically, you don't notice that they're women.
>>151136989100 > 99 :^)
lance franklin bashes his wife
>>151136872tax write-off
>>151137008welcome to country, innit?
>>151136997Kate McCarthy has a bit of a dykey voice but she speaks so well.
reckon sam mitchell gives his mizzo a towelling up every now and then
>>151137022is the smoking ceremony before or after
kate mccarthy is my dream girl
"mennul elf" is afl lawyer spin for drug rehab
anyone in melbourne with TPG and theor innanet shit the bed?
erin phillips and kate mccarthy would make a perfect wife duo for me
>>151137100Yeah but internet is fine for me. Did you check any outage maps?
the more good looking a woman is, the worse she is in bed. when i was younger all i used to do was get 9s and 10s and eventually i gave up and turned to vidya because it was so boring fucking women that just lay there. it wasnt until i got older that i started fucking 7's and the occasional 8 that i realised what was going on.
>>151137141what makes a female good vs bad in bed?
D4 hardcore toon died
>>151137162meth mostly
>>151137162doing what i tell her to
>>151137141Sure it wasn't just older women being better in bed? Surely you improved as well as you became more experienced.Hagchads were right the whole time.
>>151137189such as?
>>151137162glamours are far too entitled to try in bed. ive been with very entitled 7's as well but you just end up leaving them. the thing with 10s is that you keep going back for more even though they are so boring because they are so nice to look at and their pussy is always clean and tastes better than usual.
>>151137166>D4Deserved it. Series peaked and ended with Diablo II. The other games look nothing like it.
>>151137192i didnt get much older when i figured it all out and i was always a stud in bed. i was fucking year 12 girls when i was 14.
>There's white trash in this thread
>>151137226define 'white trash'.
>>151137230See >>151137211.
>>151136383why do bane cuckstomers think they are entitled to receive anything for a free agent departing when they are signing two others?
>>151137238kek bit rude. i cant help being cute as fuck and all the girls wanting me.
>>151137196hurr durr what i see in porn
>>151137166>toonthat would has always made me cringeit's like when people start talking about 'thumb drives' or 'jump drives'
>>151137263we just won b2b hips you cuck
i will never forget the aroma the first time a year 12 girl sat on my face in the sports shed at lunch time
>>151137263Because he's not joining West Coast as a free agent. If West Coast don't want to trade for him why wouldn't they just take him as a free agent? If they did Brisbane wouldn't be entitled to anything in return.
sixteen other clubs rolled their eyes when west coast's """""assistance package""""" was announced and just happened to have the one pick that bane would have received as compensation for starcevich leaving that they wouldn't get normally because they are already signing allen and draper.greg swann using west coast as a vehicle to funnel even more leg ups to his old pals at brisbane. what a joke of a league
>>151137292
Cunts in the media keep trying to talk up Geelong making plays for the likes of Curnow or Butters. They havent used a 1st rounder since 22 and dont have one this year either. Pretty hard to do a damn thing when league rules force you to use a pick
>>151137375Is West Coast benefitting at all from having access to that pick 19?
>>151137349the only offer from west coast should be the hawthorn second rounder that they hold.
i am basically a muslim these days
>>151137424Seems like they should just take him as a free agent if they're not willing to trade anything commensurate in value to the contract they're offering him.
>>151137442hi jake
Imagine supporting a Victorian team in 2026+. It's going to be Brisbane vs Gold Coast for the next decade.
>>151137131thought i'd check here first. took me ages to get onluine, even hotspotting from phone.
>>151137456>Seems like they should just take him as a free agentThey'd lose pick 2.AFL rigged it so they can't walk him to the preseason draft and get him for free that way.
>>151137503Oh, so they're the ones gaining something from not trading for Starcevich?
>>151137162quality of synthetics/silicon used, psi (especially in summer}can mean all the difference between loving intercourse with your doll wife or the crushing realisation that you've just cum into a pool toy.
Whom are we getting next week, piechads?
im team victoria*scurries off to china for "business" talks*
>>151137527No one.
lol
>>151137527Joffa as conditioning and mental health support co-ordinator
the obvious and common sense solution:>allow the iggs to sign starce and not dilute their compo for losing allenthe corrupt afl house solution:>award west coast a pick that they can (read: must) trade for starce therefore allowing brisbane to sign two free agents and lose one but still get compensated the same rate they would if he was "officially" a free agent departureand the obvious and common sense solution looks like coming in next year anyway
>>151137565aren't niggs getting gifted pick 2?
>>151137527no one wants to go to the club where potential goes to die, the sloppingwood football club and their commie coach
>>151137522>they're the ones gaining something from not trading for Starcevich?Other way around.Iggs are receiving pick #2 compensation for Oscar Allen leaving as a free agent.If you take in a free agent, you lose compensation, so they'd lose pick #2 by taking in Starcevich as a free agent.So yeah, it makes sense for the Eagles to trade for him.Brisbane are getting Oscar Allen and Sam Draper in as free agents. So under normal free agent rules, they'd get no compensation for Starcevich leaving (since they have people joining as free agents).Because of the situation Eagles find themselves in, Brisbane are going to receive pick #19 for him, courtesy of the AFL giving the Eagles a priority pick that they just so happen can give to Brisbane for him.
>>151137565>The obvious and common sense solution is to break the established rules and just give us pick 2 and let us take another player from another club for nothing Shameless.
>>151137606>So yeah, it makes sense for the Eagles to trade for him.Yeah, that's what it seems like.
But only because the AFL doesn't allow free agents to enter the pre-season draft.
hiv medication should be free
Damn, West Coast has become an absolutely pathetic club and its supporters are even more pathetic. Sad to see honestly.
>>151137613>it's not breaking the established """""rules""""" if you sign two free agents and still get compensated when one of yours leaves if you dress it up as a trade
Fredchads, I saw Treacy walking down at Cott Beach today and I swear his missus is a hot af MILF, wonder if Jackson got in his ear and told him all about the wonders of early 30's women.
>>151137647That's literally only happening because one club wants to keep its pick 2. Nothing is stopping them from diluting their compensation.
>>151137643oops i meant to post this in /nrl/
>Nothing is stopping them from diluting their compensation.imagine peddling this as an argument kek. west coast are dog shit. of course if they are going to be given a leg up they should be allowed to sign a free agent without losing the allen compo. this "assistance" package is nothing but a gift to bane.it's a policy the league are looking at bringing in next year anyway, for all clubs outside the 8, not just the basketcases
>Mitch Cleary badgers Clayton Oliver at the airport while he's preparing to fly out on holiday and then acts like the victim when Oliver tells him to "fuck off" after he keeps pestering him Journos are absolute scum.
>>151137704im assuming there will be a briefing at afl hq about this and the dees and oliver will need to make a statement and show how they are prepared to work towards a better standard going forward and get the blessing from caroline wilson
>>151137696You're getting pick 2 and Starcevich, you absolute beggar. They pulled a pick out of thin air and gave it to you as part of your assistance specifically so you could do that within the established FA rules. Supporter base is as pathetic as the club.
>WEZ A PROUD CLUB WEZ DINDU NUFFIN >waaaaah gizzus pick two for freeumm, no? you went all in on an incredibly mentally weak list that fluked a flag and aged out of their window. no the first not the last, you get what you're given and you say thank you. ungrateful minnow pissant franchise.
am i the only motherfucker with a brain
>>151137704all journos belong at the bottom of the ocean, will always remember Tim Watson getting shitty on field like he was accosted when someone (Jack Reiwoldt I think) turned down at on field interview to celebrate with the team after their first win in ages or a huge comeback I can't remember. Basically journalists should be treated like second class citizens
nIggs
>>151137754tim watson isnt a journo champ
>>151137761fuck up Jobe you stuttering nepotistic mess
for me? it's the rheem solahart scoreboard
>>151137788firing hot for rheem
cums on steady hot and strong
for me it's driving down the coast to the beach and rubbing my dick through my shorts at all the cute girls in bikinis
>>151137811limp
>>151137823it most certainty is not
basically right now bane won't give band 1 compo to Allen until iggs give pick 19 for starcavichthe hold up is iggs are concerned about starcaviches concussion issuesbut remember Allen is a restricted free agentalthough I'm sure it will all go through just fine both parties recognise they are winning out of this dealthat being Allen probably isn't worth pick 2 and starc isn't worth pick 19
>>151137829its an interesting discussion
>>151137704>>151137754
>Hawthorn set to receive an end-of-second-round compensation pick for James Worpel’s move to Geelong
this thread should be getting a lot more traffic now that school is finished for the day
>>151137866school holidays in WA blud
>>151137833>that being Allen probably isn't worth pick 2 and starc isn't worth pick 19How frequently do you think teams draft a player better than Starcevich at pick 19? I'd say that's pretty close to his value. He's one of the best in the league by position.
>knowing when its school holidaysbased pedo
>>151137704Don't see how this is any different to Bailey Smith. Oliver ABUSED a journalist just doing his job. Big misandry problem down in Naarm.
What is worse: Being unhappily married and feeling trapped or being a single man 40+ year old man?
>>151137866It's school holidays fuck head
>>151137864Time to fire up Bigfooty. There will be some seething with that.>WE MUST MATCH AND FORCE A TRADE>>151137882He's a stiff breeze away from potatoing.
>>151137902being you
>>151137902unhappily maried and feeling trapped easily. If you're a 40 yo single man and you take decent care of yourself you can easily fuck around on find a late 20's girl with daddy issues or a newly single woman in her 30's (if that's what you want) you can also travel. feeling trapped and quietly desperate, feeling like more time is wasting is far worse than being "alone"
40 year old man + 18 year old year 12 girl is the kino dynamic
>>151136682Crisp
>>151137902Both options seem pretty miserable. I’d probably rather be alone than with some fat, walled bitch I hate but everyone thinks a man in his 40s is a weirdo or a closet gay if he’s single.
>>151137882>for his positionaka back pocket, which isn't the most coveted position in footyfor instance in the draft I doubt the first back pocket to be drafted won't be before pick 19and he has concussion issues, if it helps you to understand it's like trading a high pick for someone with ankle issues or ham string issuesand the eagles already have 50 small to medium back men
>>151137945>everyone thinks a man in his 40s is a weirdo or a closet gay if he’s singlethat's just loud twitter/x feminist cope you are buying into. A no kids never married man who is in even ok shape and not a degenerate alcoholic or bikie is a fucking golden ticket to a post 30 woman
>>151137902Being unhappily married and feeling trapped>gee I wish i was single againbeing a single man 40+ year old man>gee i wish i had a gfyou can never wini learned this in my early 20s and now i don't give a shit
>>151137905everything in my post is accurate
>>151137724>this whole time you've thought i'm an iggerkek KEK K E K swing and a miss, boy. west coast cuckstomers are the only ones who wouldn't be arking up over this lmaoif west coast are going to be given help then it's far better for everyone else that they are are just given dispensation to take starc without losing 2 before everyone outside the 8 is allowed to do it next year. this "solution" just fucks the draft even more for everyone that isn't a back to back premier
>>151137971does nothing for metry again
>>151137966everyone knows you're the phoneposting freo blow-in
>>151137971Thanks
>>151137966Which club do you support?
>>151137966exactly I'm an igg and I think once starc is cleared by the docs the trade will go through and then brisbane will give us band 1 compo for Allen it will be entirely amicable
>>151137991proud norf man me
the only way this goes south is if Matthew Clarke fucks it up.
>proud to have a dumb cunt female ceo>proud to win 5 games in 5 years>proud to have a washed coach >proud to wear the colors of israel
what does your club need to do to be successful in 2026?for me (Fred)>keep Young and Switkowski healthy and achieving max game time>get that dog cunt Bolton to work harder>maybe get more games into Dudley so he and Bolton can work off each other better>prayYouse?
>>151137966>The rules should be changed to hobble the club on top of the ladder because my shit club sucksDeal with it, loser
I dont support any club in the AFL
>get dudley and bolton to work
>>151138035why do you think I added >pray mate?
is it true Perth wine is so far superior it's not even close? not a wine enjoyer myself
just woke up
>>151138049nah south Australia has the barrossa valley which is the best wine growing region in australia
>>151138021>rules that hobble every club except the one that wins the flagyeah real power club you've got there. might as well let them start each game with a 5 goal head start too
>>151138019>Ensure there are no injuries>Keep Butters, Rozee, JHF, Bergman at 100%>Get some of the guys to actually put on some muscle (PORT CHALLENGE: IMPOSSIBLE)Thats about it. Port got fucked by injuries this year. Had 1 quarter of football with a full strength team this season. Actually they could maybe bring Boak back and have him retire each week, it seemed to fire the team up.
>petracta was going to go to 'laide>asked for more money and an extra year, so they said nomafucker thinks he shits gold and pisses wine
>>151138071he is easily still a top 5 player in the league champ. and to prove it, i will ask you to name 5 players better than him and we will discuss your impending concession.
>>151138069I think you guys might be a smokie to do well if you can get Will Brodie from MY Fred. Brodie had his best year at Freo when Carr was the midfield coach
>>151138093carr a shit coach though. they'll be missing KEN by the bye
>>151138067>yeah real power club you've got thereClearly they are if you've got chumps like you begging to change the rules just to weaken them.
welcome back ken 2027
>cant even name 5 players he reckons is better than trackek you know the afl is dead when you cant even do that
iggs are going to reach critical mass next season and win more than 1 game next seasonCAP THIS POST
>>151138122Dubs confirm
the afl is the paralympics and every club is an amputee (at least) runner except for bane who is allowed to be able bodiedwhen bane wins the gold medal they big up themselves and think it's because they are clearly superior and not because their opposition is kneecapped (literally in some circumstances)
Watching the gf
>>151138063Tassie cold climate wine a close second. Love me radelaidian beer tho. cheers alf.
>>151138128if the afl is the paralympics then my iggs are in the special olympics
>>151138143>belmorethat sign's pointing you back towards /nrl/ mate
>>151138049live in Perth and not a wine guy but I always hear Barossa is better, although we are a pretty close second some of the restaurants and shit are top tier.
>>151138161its the street sign from where I grew up. yes it was in sydney but nowhere near the middle eastern part. i've dragged it round for fucken years and I have no idea why.
cats fan here, cumming in piss
>>151138181Saints never double ruck do they? Could be a good starting ruck for our squads next year
was the downie waterboy ok when the cats shat? bit of tard rage might've been amusing
>Western Australian wine refers to wine produced in Australia's largest state, Western Australia. Although the state extends across the western third of the continent, its wine regions are almost entirely situated in the cooler climate of its south-western tip. Western Australia produces less than 5% of the country's wine output, but in quality terms it is very much near the top, winning 30 percent of the country's medals.[
>>151138172I always laugh when faggots on BigFooty go to another team's board to write a post and the first 50+ words are essentially just >pls don't hurt me
>>151138191Wow, crisp over representation
>>151138190i hate how retards get to be happy while i'm stuck working 9-5 every day
>>151138200just go home mate
>>151138143gfxgod is a Hitler fanboi and lives in nsw
really want a durry but got a bad sore throat and smoking just makes it worsewish i could put a strepsil in the filter
wrongwrongand wrong
I'm going to have to watch the girls tonight arent i? I cant have nothing on the telly and i refuse to watch regular tv
>>151138268tonight's the night a qt player finally gets dacked in a tackle and her neatly trimmed fanny and bumhole is exposed to the world
Why is trade period 9 days long? Just make it five days. Literally nothing happens except for the last day anyway.
Doesn't trade period start next week?
>>151138292tradie's period week must be fun for their battered girlfriends and wives
>>151138292Yep. It starts next Monday then goes until the following Wednesday.
>>151138292I believe you're actually referring to the official Continental Tyres AFL Trade Period mate. Trades aren't possible without them, you should be grateful.
>>151134682>for once its a synagogue rather than a churchyou know why. part and parcel etc.
You guys looking forward to the game tonight? Hahahaha tricked you! There isn't one.
I'll tade you a cocktail for a slackarse blowjob whilst wearing a condom. rhe cocktail will be made with care and expensive ingreidents, but the blowjob has to be really shit and emasculating.
if you spent a few thousand dollars on a bike, would you feel comfortable riding it into the cbd and locking it up somewhere for a few hours during the day?
>covered blowie costing him 10x as much as the TEMU cartHOWLING
>>151138376Which city? And how secure is the place I'm locking it up?
>>151138396any major australian city in 2025
>>151138376yeah as long as I spent maybe 10% of the bike cost on a decent lock and made sure it secured the frame fully so some junkie or Sudo couldn't take it then yeah. They want easy targets like a giant fuck off lock
the fact that you have to lock your bike up shows that the australian experiment has failed miserably
>>151138399Some are safer than others. And how about the security of where you're locking it up?
>>151138376about as comfortable as driving a car and leaving it in a carpark not chained to anything
funny all this bike talk, there has been a bike I've passed for 3 days in a row on Leach Highway that has been standing there, upright on it's kickstand with a bag in the front basket and no seat that's been untouched.. Think some council knob removed it today
>>151138409the country was settled by theives. do you think theives don't steal from other theives?
>>151138421i always forget our convict past. i have been middle class for too long.
>>151138421>bunch of thieves>built a first world country inside 200 years>Africa>India>
if i'm an 19th century englishman i'm definitely nicking a loaf of bread and getting myself transported as far away from that godforsaken rock as possible
i would be more concerned with some joker taking the seat rather than the whole bike. these expensive bikes have quick release seats lol.
>>151138436mate, most of the places the 'victs were sent were hell on earth. they were enslaved and worked to the bone. read a fucking book.
>>151138438take it with you then, whatever makes it look more unappealing to the blacker than midnight dogs scoping it
>>151138431>>151138392i for one am enjoying this frank revival. my favorite cia/asio asset.
>>151138444reckon its white junkies that go for bikes rather than the leek aleers of this country. junkies need bikes to get around to score. jiath and his mates all drive or get lifts with their white girlfriends. there was this sudo family down the road from me years ago. first of all, i think they were renting, which would explain how they managed to live in a 100% white area but secondly, they had three brand new cars.
Pic rel is Australias greatest sportsman
>>151138460white shirt wanted to whip it out and start wankingspanish are so gay it's unreal
>>151138464livin la vida loca
>>151137990No prob
>>151138458>reckon its white junkies that go for bikesupon reflection I agree, I've even seen junkie kids in Freo bashing into old boomers on scooters to get around lmao>they had three brand new cars.fuck I've noticed this too, seen many Sudo families in brand new 100k+ Landcruisers, it's over.
>>151138442not me mate i'd arrive fresh as a daisy, get my ticket of leave for good behaviour and take a plot of land the size of a town and get to farming with my abos doing the work
>St Kilda will have a new captain in 2026 after telling incumbent leader Jack Steele he was free to explore opportunities at rival clubs next year.
>dude sees abs>wants to jerk off to them>guys go to the gym to get abs>trying to impress womenlmao
>>151138488what a steele he will be for someone
>>151138488jack steele for liam ryan
>>151138481and thus the story of how harry sheezel came to be
>>151138489Gay sex is based, stop being insecure.
>>151138476government gives them money. the white genocide is real mate. they are doing it everywhere. look at how things are in the uk. they give migrants housing while the brits go homeless.
why did st kilda make their captain someone that isnt very good at playing footy
>>151138493i even get circumcised when my abos revolt and try to split my cock but fuck it up and just remove the foreskin
It seems quite absurd to me we have asio assets and other skitzo's on afl as well as alcoholics and drug addicts, people that have been to prison, police officers, normies, dollfuckers etc... Quite the eclectic mix.
>>151120451lol rate this post. pretty sure it went over the generals head
>>151138464hahaha yep
>le australian idol reference xd im so unique LOL
>Hawthorn too scared to match Geelong's offer to WorpelThe Mackattack strikes again.
>>151138511Yes, I thought yesterday that there’s a large diverse mix here
>>151138511you arent going to be able to groom a normal person are you. they thought i was groomable at the start but i am too smart for them. now i just laugh at their pathetic attempts.
weirdest afl captain choice for me is alex pearce. what the cunting fuck does that poof even do? yeah hes big and takes a mark once a game. freo are an inside joke aren't they? like the afl was having a genuine laugh at the cuckstomers expense when they dreamed that one up. even the song is gay as fuck.
>>151138549Kek, true
crazy that someone put their remote through their tv watching fremantle v sunsseems like such a nothing much in hindsight
>>151138556btw did we ever find out the domestic violence stats in victoria after the grannyapparently their police were expecting a record number of calls after what happened in the prelims
hope clayton oliver stays so all the media outlets can keep using this photo of him.
hope nick daicos sticks a tackle so /afl/ can stop using that webm of him
>>151138588Nice lovebites on his arms. Looks like they were made by a male
Even though you blokes aren't perfect, I still love you nonetheless
I got groomed by RC…
>EA wasting money on hawks
Alf boys roll as one
>>151138613thanks mate
>>151138631better player than poovalgni right?
whats for dinner
>>151138653post yours first cunt
>Rowan Marshall has officially requested a trade to Geelong.
>>151138661im looking for inspiration dickhead
>>151138665Battle, Marshall and Steele all gone. The saints have lost their military prowess
surely these cats would have been talking to any players during the season would they?that would be a big no no
>>151138668the fuck you need inspiration for?it's friday night do what you normally do
>>151138676what the fuck is your problem cunt
>>151138653I had SEA LORD battered fish and coles potato gems.And then a Wicked Sister pudding.
>>151138653making a shit curry, well all curry is shit but that's what i'm doing because i can't be bothered to put any effort or dignity in what i eat tonight so curry it is
>>151138653you aren't spitting my uberpajeets ranjeet
>>151138653beef bulgogi, rice, shredded carrots
>>151138665ahh here we go boys starting to feel like trade period nowcan't wait for monday
I wonder what RC's favourite film is
crazy how quickly charlie kirk was memoryholed
First dinner im having spaghetti and second dinner im having butter chicken
>Fremantle coach Justin Longmuir met today with Hawthorn defender Jai Serong in Perth.
the humble large hsp delivered by arshdeep
if you had a butcher shop what would you call it
Who’s listened to the new tay tay?
>>151138689>I had SEA LORD battered fish and coles potato gems.based eternal bachelor
>>151138748jai for caleb i reckon
>>151138769true
>>151138665well duh, saints have TDK now, don't need another ruckman
I'm an effeminate little girly man
>clayton oliver did NOT, in fact, go on holiday
>>151138511there aren't any ASIO assets "here" technically speaking. They get feed summaries pushed to their terminal if certain keywords and strings pop up and can decide whether to inject a 5 post pre-packet script with randomized post times to the thread to disrupt discussion. Think xkeyscore on steroids.
Why is Clayton so cooked kek
>>151138789pasty ranga like him oughta be drinking sunscreen
>>151138748>>151138769this reeks of Stephen/Brad Hill never worked out well.
if i had a butcher shop i would call it the merchant of venison
>>151138795>decide whether to inject a 5 post pre-packet script>>151138777they aren't sending their best these days
>>151138789looks like a fuckin weird business trip to me
>>151138789>>151138835bro in the cap looks familiar
tom green and clayton oliver in the same team is going to be a commentators worst nightmare
>hey ive been here for 1 day myself you should come up too xd
its gonna be a long off season for you numpties
>>151138853>morons listening to tradie radio every second not realising its all bullshit till the last day
I'm going to watch the A-League
>>151138810brad hill worked out okay, got some good years out of him and from memory freo sold him back to the saints for a good dealas long as they're not promising jerong guaranteed games it might be fine
>>151138867didnt adelaide win the minor last season and out in straight sets in the finals? kek must be an adelaide tradition.
unthreadly reminder that NBL vs NBA game is on tonight. actually not a bad offseason thing to watch instead of the AFLW
>>151138870yeah that's true I feel like Stephen was hampered at the end there with injuries and game style, couldn't get he trademark run off but Brad was good for a while.
the hwat
>watching blacks jump aroundthis is not a sport
>>151138511>and other skitzo'sjidf monitor every thread made on this entire website
clayton oliver is a massive druggo
fuck off you racist cunt
why do you nannas hate drugs so much
>>151138877No they scraped in to get the last spot into the finals, then went out in straight sets
thinking about learning how to dance disco style
i have to let her go
I enjoy sucking cock
miss wanking to bb uncut
which linux distro should i install while i watch the womens afl
>>151138021>hobbleyou cunts are getting another top 5 draftee for freeyou're getting allen for freeyou're getting draper for freefuck off
all my wanks are uncut
sloppingwood
>>151138959All within the established rules, loser.
remember when cartcunt said he was fucking an aflw player
No, I've only been here since last week.
>>151138953>while i watch the womens aflthe gayest version possible
>>151138966and you're being gifted this iggs assistance pick lmao
>>151138839Zorko / John Cena.
>>151138826I now believe this narrative
>>151138997>Zorko is Cenna's minimeI think there might be a B grade movie in this
>>151138996So your dogshit club can keep its pick 2 and get Starcevich.
>>151138665>>151138776Ross Lyon assumed FULL control of their football department earlier today. He won't let him go unless it's for two first round picks. If Geelong won't stump up he can play in the 2s and shine TDK's boots at training.
Less than 24 hours until the worst few hours of my year
>>151138953hannah montana linux
>>151139002and why are they getting pick 2? oh yeah so you can get allen for free.
>>151139009>allen for free.Allen is signing for 0 dollars?
Ashcroft’s for nothing and Allen for free
>>151139009Yes, that's how free agency works.
>>151139016so you're being a smart cunt now huh
why are you arguing about this? youre not going to change anything. if you dont like it eat shit, if you do congratulations.
>talk about footy... not like that!!!!fuck off
>>151139026Based 17 year old who just discovered philosophy youtube vids
>>151139026It boggles the mind that nIggs are upset. The AFL gave them a free pick so they can keep pick 2 and still bring in a free agent without losing any of their existing assets and they're still crying.
Cunt off back to bigboomer or reddit if you want talk about "le footy", fucking no life faggot nerds lmao
if brisbane is developing its own players its more prictorians and worst australians for your shitty clubs to draft idiot
iggs shouldnt get anything for fostering a culture of drug abuse, encouraging players to use methamphetamine while playing, winning premierships through performance enhancing drugs and directly causing the deaths of chris mainwaring and adam hunter.
starcevich is better than allannot sure why iggs are sooking 2bh
>let's bring in tim membrey lol
Who in the fuck is starchavich
fucking entitled banechod FAGGOT
did you guys know no premiership 23 have ever played again together
>>151139072One of the best shut down defenders in the game.
>>151139080Sorry I don’t speak interstater
>>151139073>We should be able to change the rules and take free agents and keep the free agency compensation for the player we're pushing out because we're shitThat's entitlement.
>>151139058true>>151139062allen barely gets on the park but starce is 1-2 concussions away from retirement
>sorry i dont speak in wins
>>151139097Based Norf supporter.
If the iggs weren't getting pick 2 i don't think they would be giving up Allen. I mean he even wanted to re-sign but they didn't offer him a contract kek. If pick 2 was off the table they would just keep him.
>>151139069i actually want them to keep mihocek as well because it's so funny they keep playing those two instead of anyone else
one of these women essendon players name is dyke kek
>>151139091those will be the rules next year also you have your own special rules because your the pet project of afl housetalk about entitled
starcevich wasnt concussed in the grannydoes everyone know this?
if the AFL wants to make some of the 50 millions dollars a year they are losing on the women's game they should have an OF style subscription to the team showers after the game
>>151139105Must be confusing when a teammate yells out "Dyke!" on field.
that doesn't change the fact that he is highly susceptible to concussions
>>151139120>match worn knicker auctions
Getting rid of the bounce has me quite upset, when the grand final goes to twilight it might be the final nail in the coffin for me
>>151139110>those will be the rules next yearYou keep saying this but I'm pretty sure you just made it up. >also you have your own special rules Nope. Just have competent people running the club so they know how to work within the established rules.
reckon if we were in the same room you'd be highly susceptible to concussions
>>151139113got subbed off with a head injury in the biggest game of the year and it's just sound negotiating to try and drive down his price by highlighting the prospects drawbacks
>>1511391542 hits mate, I hit you and you hit the floor
>>151139154only cause of the lack of oxygen after i lose it laughing at you
The women afl isnt too bad like watching a local ressies match. I miss the real afl already, the grand final is always a sad day desuthis makes it easier to let go
>Gaylord to Dyke nearly taken out by Whorethese names kek
>>151139185just watch a better sport dumbass
>>151139198there isnt one. crickets good but only when the AusGODs are playing
>>151139153yeah i guess being allowed to rort the draft for over a decade is sweet as because it's the rules
>>151139213women's afl is unironically better than cricket.
any biohackers in
>>151139185this is the dumbest low IQ post in the entire thread. and theres some extremely stupid retarded shit itt>like local ressiestry U13 2nd division
>no more fa compo>no more academies>no more father-sons>no more assistance packagesthere i fixed the draft
>>151139232Was instituted to expand the talent pool in the game, something that is critically needed, and Brisbane Lions are the ones funding the academy instead of the AFL. In exchange for financing this Lions have been given priority access to players from the academy but plenty of clubs have benefited from with players like Ben Keays, Allir Allir, Mabior Chol, Elliot Himmelberg, Corey Wagner and Samson Ryan all playing for different clubs.All in all it's been a benefit for the league. If the AFL takes over financing the academy instead of the Lions then the Lions should lose priority access to the players. Until then they're simply drafting players under rules that have been agreed upon by all clubs.
>busch>dyke>gay>gaylor>horecant make this shit up kek
>>151139271u did make it it up, richie please that can't possibly be their real names
>>151139267>words words wordsso yeah like i said special rules. glad we agree.
>>151139266Simply getting rid of the draft will solve everything. The draft is an american concept which doesn't translate well to the AFL
>>151139279>words words wordsYou should try reading them, then you wouldn't be so ill-informed.
>>151139290>he has trouble reading more than a few lines of text
>St. Kilda refuses to accept Geelong's trade offer for Rowan Marshall like the minnow club they are>Rowan Marshall stuck at the Saints for the next year>Geelong bring in Big Strong American, Mason CoxHe shut down the Richmond threepeat, he'll shut down the Brisbane one as well.
>>151139293Seems like he does.
>>151139289this but also get rid of the salary cap
>>151139297>blow their cap up to play a spud in tdkKEK
>>151139299Just call it the Collingwood Football League, hand them the cup every year and then have everyone go home. No point in playing games with those changes.
>special rules? um no sweaty>actually yes, and here's why special rules are a good thingkek
>>151139297so as a cats cuckstomers, you have lowered yourself to purely fan fiction after the reality has set in that your team is hot garbage and your coach is cooked.
>>151139304nah the iggs and pies would battle it out every yearwould be 'no
>all that money and bottom of the league for 5 yearsLOL
Just destroyed a big arch meal. Thinking diarrhoea at 11:30.
>/afl/ is STILL seething about Collingwoodabsolutely rent free
>>151139309Big ins this year.IN:StewartBruhnWorpelCoxNeale will have a year to unspaz himself. Cameron's arm will have grown stronger.O. Henry will be super hungry after sitting out the year, so will push out Stengle who has been dogshit for half the season.A much stronger team really.
>mason coxblud your team got smacked by 10 goals in a granny they arent playing finals next year lmao
>>151139306https://www.westcoasteagles.com.au/academies/naitanui
>>151139185they're gonna cancel it in a few years when afl pulls their annual $50million support. this stupid womans shit runs at a huge loss every year>we want full season >and equal pay with the men nobody is interested. internal afl policy is to give it 10 years to start to pay its own way or its back to amateur status.when the next big DEI things rolls around its over. why are women so fucking delusional about everything
>>151139334Screenshotted. See you in September next year.
>taytay threads astroturfed on mu and they are only getting a handful of replieskek its over for (((them)))
>>151139345What's it about?Heard her new lyrics are about dick size, opening her thighs and getting wet?
>>151139334They won't be playing with him that's for sure
>>151139345theres a reddit thread i saw linked somewhere and if you sort by new and refresh you can watch the bots in live time
will mason have to apply for a new working visa?is he a skilled migrant?
>>151139352i dunno and i dont care but they have been pushing taylor swift too hard in the last couple of years and nobody seems to care anymore, apart from white teenage girls.
>>151139359He got citizenship here a few years ago.
>The Taylor = white supremacist schizos were right all alongNeed to apologise to /pol/ for doubting them.
mason cox should be sent to the frontline of either ukraine or israel like the patriotic american he is
>>151139345>direI used to be a daily thread lurker on mu for over a decade. was once my goto board. I haven't even posted their since 2021. it's so shit now its unbelievable how garbage it isI think I got a 1 month ban after calling some faggot there a stupid cunt and that was italso turn this Friday banger up loudhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ci40ae8BlcE
>>151139335not much point when they could only take players after pick 40
>>151139372mason cox at war
>>151139377good taste in rap. only british rap is good. for me its grime and roots manuva.
>>151139388:Dlove you afl anon, no homo
>>151139381>T-that doesn't countIf you say so. You're getting extra rookie spots to specifically stuff full of players from your academy this year as a reward for being so shit.
>>151139386>>151139389lawl
>>151139389sunglasses at night champ?
>good taste in rap. only british rap is good. almost spat out my jack and coke laughing at this
i literally only listen to church hymns these days
>>151139389will it hurt if i take off your glasses?
>>151139426it would be extremely expensive
>>151139426It would be extremely painful
>>151139426It will be extremely costly
>>151139426It would be extremely Zorko.
youre a rich guy
FOR YOU
starc is a good lockdown defender pmsl fucking "back pocket". cunt's position is rare as hen's teeth. if the iggs want a million scrawny hbfs good in them but they're not going to mog power forwards on the reg.
>>151139413this is unronically the best dancefloor rap song of the entire mid 1990s. shits on anything american at the timehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZMJDoSmkFOc
C-C-C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER
>>151139451hmmm might blow higher draft picks on matt owies instead
>>151139399>T-that doesn't countwell yeah it's not the same as being about to grab top 5 prospects for peanuts year after year is it?and why exactly would a club invest proper resources into an academy if there was next to zero chance any actual standout talent would last past pick 40?
>>151139452its great no doubtbut there is no 'best' in music
>>151139257what you wanna know
>>151139345never go to mu but even my YT feed has been getting music (her) shit pushed to the top, never forget she was a race traitor and they tried to push her for T-Pain duets, also /b/ named her cat Meredith, tribe whore.
>>151139464>well yeah it's not the same as being about to grab top 5 prospects for peanuts year after year is it?How many times has that happened before?
literally every player is "one bad concussion away from retirement" btw. lifetime of microconcussions from distance running and contact sport guarantees it. protect the head mongs don't want you to know about the current research showing it's not single big events causing cte but a lifetime of constant concussion.
>>151139452counter point:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YL3ZKOw05T4
>>151139466everything is subjective anoneveryfuckingthing>starts never ending argument about favourite colour, food, which daicos is the gayest, etc
>>151139451the iggs are in good hands
tax the fuckign rich
>>151139345ratings are also absolutely BOMBING or rateyourmusic tooit's unironically joever for her, and good riddance, "she" ruined a generation of women
>>151139492yeah truecan you post some more bangers like the other one ta that was great
>>151139492>everything is subjective anonare you stating that as a matter of fact?
post the nick daicos one
>>151139509
What's your favourite vegetable
>>151139493
>>151139484>Gangstyle rap music is not aging well anontry getting anyone under 40 listening to it todayWhile I'm here, throwing back at you this gold https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cM4kqL13jGM
>>151139492subjectively? correct. objectively? incorrect.
>>151139520that is so fucking tragic
whats it like having mates
>>151139520i dont want you i want your daughter
>>151139530like coins and milk
>>151139520Did he end up getting with her? Do we have any pics of him at the brownlow?
>>151139518carrot i reckoni'd say onion but that's an allium and i don't know if that counts, then again carrot is a root so idk
pootractor moving upto gold coast for schoolies and all the bisexual orgies he can have
this is fucking sick
>>151139482gold cunts do it every year. 3 of this years top 5 are already tied to bane or gc.
>>151139530A bag of sand.
>>151139552hi toycunt
>>151139504have some fusion goodness fren, but first heres the original which is greathttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_Jeyif7bB4&t=1s
>>151139483>literally every player is "one bad concussion away from retirement" btw.except for abbos
>>151139483>it's not single big events causing cte but a lifetime of constant concussionThis has been the consensus for quite some time
>>151139520that poor girl, been waiting for this to get posted againwhy does the step daughters pic look like Rory Lobb with blue hair?
>>151139560you know where i'm going...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YhpAcD8HI2g
the expendables is a good series
>>151139522Rome Streetz is poppin gramps fr frhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yYIujqAwdSo
>>151139483except the only players who have been forced to retire have been the blokes who got several heavy concussions
>>151139509is that literally or figuratively?
>>151139553And how many top 5 prospects have Brisbane grabbed through their academy? Happens "year after year" so must be quite a few.
more of an east coast underground chadhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdF4G8f7Cgo
>>151139525Nah, its beautiful>>151139534I bet you do>>151139536Probably still rooting her now
>>151139520Bloody hell what a fucking creep lmao
if nick daicos keeps missing tackles like that and flying into the turf he might have to retire for concussion
>>151139581get the fuck back to somalia
>>151139605ok
>>151139607nice fend off on lohman
>>151139581>4bar sample on constant repeat, medicore same same rap over itfuck why not just play some elvis clone shit then music fr fr no cap bussin
>>151139607KEKthe biggest bitch there ever has been
>>151139590once is too much
I’ve got way more diarrhoea than you you larping faggot
>>151139624high, free should have been paid
>>151139581fucking hell i posted this here years ago
>>151139629When was the once it happened?
Let's all watch a movie together tonight
>>151139641Let's not and say we did.
>>151139641Joker is on soon champ. He's just like me
>>151139641come over?
>>151139621hahaha
Why can't Australia make good films?
>>151139657We used to. We have no private industry anymore.
>>151139641turkbro used to stream kino for us
>>151139657What about the cars that ate paris?
>>151139657ummm angela white?
>>151139493won't get that whistle at the iggs.
>>151139657our accents are too distracting when recorded and it doesn't make for good film
>>151139657art reflects culture and our culture has become absolute shit
>>151139671very misleading title
About time for a hot fudge sundae.
>>151139671That was 51 years ago, half a century
>>151139690
>>151139672She doesn't make any of her films here.
>>151139641Recommending '20,000 Species of Bees'.
Anyone watching the copeland trophy?
Recommending 20000 species of bees sting you to death you peado fuckwit cunt
It's 8.30 and I'm ready for bed
>>151139639this year
>>151139641was just looking for a kino because I've got fuck all else going on
>>151139720same the vaxs are hitting me hard
>didn't take a tactical afternoon nap
>>151139657the industry is gatekept by the absolute worst people you can imagine
>>151139722Hasn't happened yet. Were you just lying when you said "year after year"?
>>151139641The Big Lebowski kino is on sbsonline atm. gonna sample that tonight
>>151139731Wasn't expecting that. Saw it on the telly a while ago but Hollywood movies shown on the television almost never end up on the online service.
>>151139710nick daicos participation award?
>>151139731I watched it ages ago and didn't get it, might give it another go one day.
>>151139668that shit was comfyshame the hyper aggressive sperg chased him out of the general
I was in /mlb/ this morning and it turns out, despite all stereotypes and reputations, New Yorkers are actually quite nice people
>>151139738I don't believe you.
he did it like once shut up fags
>>151139710>>151139735It's aptly named.
>>151139730bane, gc, swans, gws. happens year after year. last years first round went for 30 picks because of all the fuckery.
There he is.
>>151139749kek they really are mad about it
>>151139749kek on ya fly
>>151139740NTA but here in Australia they're more like HR roasties. Absolutely none of them know anything about audiences or what they want.
>>151139751I'm more interested in you suggesting Brisbane were getting top 5 picks year after year for peanuts. Seems to me like you were lying.
>>151139749
>>151139775Top looks like that girl from evil flowers, the rotoscoped anime.
>>151139786lol
>>151139775Grim
>>151139786Hate this salty prick and I'm glad every year when that smug smile gets wiped off his face. Fucking cunt
>>151139749damn this is salty
maybe a few more sticked tackles you will get there
>>151138653chucked some john west tuna slices on a frozen margherita pizza
DDS
>>151139657Wake In Fright, Walkabout (1971) and Mr. Inbetween (tv) are the best we've got
why the FUCK isn't the copeland trophy on kayo?
its 9pm cunts stop answering my post now
>>151139787obscure reference but you're not wrongfuck me dead that aired thirteen years ago now
i love shitting on sloppingwood so much
No dinner for me but fuck I’m starving
>>151139708fucking nonce
>>151139821honestly every team's b&f should be on kayo, like back in the days of Fox Footy Channel
>>151139827nice vic centric micro aggression champ
>>151139728>>151139740worse, Victorian jews
>>151139749>>151139786Kek>>151139736I watched it last year thought it was decent, for a ‘comedy’ movie (they’re never that funny)
mum didn't hear dadberg's correct guess for one puzzle in wheel of fortune and now he's sulking
>>151139786kek this is straight out of The Thick Of It where Malcolm set up the dumb bitch to be in front of a sign to screw over her husband and appear corrupt, it's all a workhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uhuZOzQNXak
>>151139849tell her to be better
>>151139849Dadzas an emotional abuser
>>151139859nah he's a cunt, half deaf as it is and doesn't hear half of what anyone else says and always talks over them, someone doesn't hear what he says one time and he has a sook
>shower>still have bo afteri don't get it
would fuck up all you poof cunts and your poof dads
I sit down to piss and I’m proud of it
>>151139870sounds like there's some unresolved issues
>>151139885yeah he refuses to admit his hearing's fucked and deflects it and blames everyone else
>>151139784how is it lying? every year a good portion of the top prospects are all tied up to the northern clubs? are you being a retarded on purpose or what? how many top 5 prospects have come out of the iggs academy? none because it wouldn't make sense because the iggs couldn't draft them.
Why do you watch such filthAlso why is it kind of making me horny
Seek Christ
fuck sake josh
>>151139875bacteria. maybe shave your pits for a while.
>>151139875touch of bicarb soda in your pits when you're fresh out the shower and still wet, then dry off as usual, it neutralizes the bacteria and the smell
>>151139916There's his little cheerleader
a small amount of bo is good because it's attractive allegedly
The worst part about alcoholism is that my memories from the last three years are mostly just deleted
still mad I BTFO you pooshy?
>>151139923>>151139934i'll try both
>>151139949yes i am
>>151139941No it's not. Girls value hygiene the most. Just have 2 showers a day you stinky cunt
>>151139951Like the three or four things
>The Devils will get the number one selection in the 2027 National Draft along with picks 3, 5, 7, 9, 11 and 13, but selections 5, 7, 11 and 13 must be traded to other clubs either for players or other draft picks.>The club will also get the first selection in each subsequent round of the 2027 draft as well as further draft concessions in the 2028 and 2029 national drafts.
We have this weird guy at work who admitted to us he doesn't wash his hands after he goes to the toilet because he doesn't believe in soap. Now I'm weirded out by him and don't want his grubby hands anywhere near me or my thingss
imagine waiting until now to start a rebuild kek
>>151139957weird because i have had girls in the past that ask for some of my clothes because it has my aroma
>>151139973collingwood lmao
>>151139962thanks slowpoke
>>151139977She must've been a real bush pig then. A girl who lacks class, a girl i would never be attracted to
I don’t wash my hands but when I go to the toilet and there’s people around I run the water and pretend
>>151139977this guy fucks
this is a 49 year old woman
>>151139962Cooked
>>151140016married to a blood magick practicing jew
Let’s change the subject
finna /nightwalk/
>>151140016>those wrinkly hands and saggy armshmmm
>>151140029I’ve moved to a quiet safe area and it’s taken the fun out of /nightwalk/
fucking hell poosh
buddy free agent compo was pick 19 btw
>>151140027*was. Unless she doubled down and found herself another jew
Wish my ex didn’t block me on fb
the most powerful man in the world could be asian and id laugh in his facejust arent threatening at all
>>151140058Do NOT google image search intimidating Asian man
>>151140058this but indian
>>151140045would risk it for
made a curry for dins and now have a headache from it. no self-respecting white with any sense of dignity should ever eat this shit.
>>151140084>le kill the slop with spicenot sure how more people dont see through their bullshit food
Jesus christ I feel like im gonna explode
for me it's italians who just make high GI carb slop and just soak it in tomato past and cheese
rocket rocket we cant think mate
>>151140095based my dick
>>151140106italian food is overrated as fuck and most of it is basically just slop
major of sleepytown just gave me a ring
>>151140108watch out there's someone out there who hates this sort of post be alert he could sperg out at any moment
>>151140016Has she renounced Judaism now that she divorced the husband for whom she converted?
>>151140095based coping Iggs customer
she didn't block me, she just quietly unfollowed me which is ten times more painful.
This.
Can't be bothered brushing my teeth tonight
>>151140140You mustn’t have stalked her house, friends houses and place of work for weeks on end then kek
1. Darcy Cameron = 328 votes2. Nick Daicos = 315 votes3. Isaac Quaynor = 303 votes4. Jamie Elliott = 298 votes5. Harry Perryman = 292 votes
>>151140149https://www.chemistwarehouse.com.au/buy/39917/colgate-toothpaste-neutrafluor-5000-plus-56g-fluoride-s3toothpaste
What happened to Cameron Diaz
>>1511401562 out of the top 3 are homosexuals and the other is a poof
>>151140144saar do the heedful
>>151140156>nick "bridesmaid" daicos
>>151140156elliott robbed
>>151140156this nigga club really out here handing out trophys
>>151140140Try having someone you've known for years tell you she never wants to see you again by text message.
my brains way more cooked than you average ipad kid
fucksake josh
daicos lost the copeanother speech written for nothing
>>151139749former 3peat player McRaeknows the lions is the pies forever bogey teamdoesn't cope at copeland
Mistress Hush is so hot
>>151139855>political satire comedy is dead because of realityShit sucks. Loved The Thick of It something fierce.
>>151138653steak, eggs. fresh mushrooms and oinions in the pan, plus tomato, spinach leaf and brie saladand 2 bottles of 2020 shiraz>can't complain
everybody SHUT THE FUCK UPnew egg video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbE_WW2syf0
>>151140156mfw its actually spelt D'Arcy
filing cabinet
itty & bitty
>>151140183>>151140188>>151140192>>151140197>>151140216>>151140233>>151140236>>151140252>denegerateHappy yom kippur everyone
>>151140283nepo babies gonna nepo
>>151140283Sheezel is not the best player in the league.
>>151140295>not sheezG_D
Harry Shekel
>>151140307was making a quip about how a lot of jews don't like to refer to the almighty directly for fear of blasphemy
>>151139971Literally report him to HR.
Mistress Hush just loves fucking trannies and faggots with her massive strapon
few deleted posts itt
always a bit uncomfortable reading through the big boy ban postsbut i do it anywaybecause you have to know your enemy
>>151139971>mfw I'm a massive germaphobeI have to extremely honest here, the coof was the best thing that ever happened in my lifetime
I wash my hands even after touching my dick at home alone.
>>151140331Same
>>151140320kek, he was visibly SEETHING that he didn't win the brownlow
>>151140327>but I am still posting on the shabbatokay faggot
>>151140327Who is your enemy?
>>151140339what the fuck does that even mean
>>151140317>signalling you're a hypochondriac schizo to management enjoy being surplus to requirements
>>151140341every who isn't jewish evidently
his name isnt wont ashcroft desu
>>151140244so sad hey.
>>151140156
off to pour another drink then smoke a jointoh boy oh boy what a life i lead
>>151140297>most disposals posted all season>not the best player in the leaguethis is your brain on 5G and moderna
>>151140312and i was making a porcupine tree reference
>>151140360KEKbtfo
>>151140360oh no no no
will nick daicos ever be taken seriously?
>>151140383Having the most disposals in one game against the team that finished 17th isn't how you gauge the best player in the league.
Wonder if Darcy acknowledged Nick at the start of his speech.
>>151140403Swats him away like a fucking gnat. Gnat Daicos
>>151139327based sarcasm poster
>>151140415im talking about the entire season
>>151140403absolute KWAB, didn't even try and target the hips to disrupt the run, never laid a serious tackle in this life the fucking pleb but every pundit is wristing one off for him, pathetic.
>Darcy "Joel" Wilmot ducks a tackle hoping to get a free>Somehow manages to break it>People laughing at the tackler instead of the cheating cancerDisgraceful.
>>151138653roast chicken with rice, potatoes, green beans and passata
>>151138653mackers
>>151139309Best of the thread post
>>151140454how did he duck? how does anyone duck while running full pelt and maintaining speed?
would you rather have 40 disposals against west coast or 40 years as a virgin?
>>151140432That's not even correct. Nasiah Wanganeen-Milera had more disposals across the season than him. Some players from the teams that actually played finals might've too but I'm not interested in checking their total without finals.
>>151140454trip on SHITcos
>>151140474The former
>>151140474https://youtu.be/jo2LmysCtVo?t=7
>>151140469
>>151140333>checked based medical grade purity wank
off season huh? yep, it's time for iggs.
>>151140477my narrative is in flames
>>151140486my fucking sides. how did you even come up with such an obscure pic...
>>151140486kek but you're reaching
might read a book
>>151140469He's a proven ducker.
>>151140499well he is still my favorite player. i like that hes jewish because its something different to the usual jiath/al akbar shit we get in the league.
>>151140496I love that this thread is far more creative than any other, on any other boardgo stralia!
>>151140513>i like that hes jewishI don't.
>>151140517yeah its pretty good when you think about it. just the right mix of spastics, glowies and normies.
>>151140524not all jews are bad. would you really feel comfortable putting harry sheezel into an oven?
joke planet when greggo is putting burger reviews behind a paywall
>>151140530this is how genius and stuff happens. don't contrive or force it, let nature have its way, then profit>sp/afl/ becomes a celebrated huge hollywood script and the next big thing>thats not a thread... this is a thread you cunt
>>151140554needs the money for his legal fees
>>151140561you ruined it
>>151140539I'd feel comfortable putting them all in Israel then ceasing all foreign aid and military support.
>>151140572I had too. next time dont get a big head, big head
>>151140579hope you are proud of yourself
>>151140583everyday especially on the foremost shit posting image board fren
>>151140583not him but yes
>>151140590you think this is the foremost shitposting forum? lol cazzie
>>151140593Must be why I stopped consuming it.
>>151140593>assumes I'm into popular cultureNice try, now get of the internet on this holier day then moshe himself
>>151140606>>151140609you sound fun
>>151140593don't forget porn
>>151140593damn i gotta stop watching your parents sex tapes?
>>151140615More fun than a box foreskins
television speakers are adequate for anything you may hear or watch. if you get external speakers, you are "literally" throwing your money away
>>151140619my parents died in auschwitz
>>151140615I'm great at parties.
>>151140624so thats a yes
>>151140602>because it's shitposting uuuugh
pine gap cell towers getting a real workout tonight
>>151140624Mine too. I cry every time I turn on a light as I remember my poor lampshade papa.
>>151140650Oy vey, how dare you disparage the memories of my family and their loss by posting this filth my uncle produced.
>>151140650https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ujEph5vFwmc
>>151140640hehehe
looks like josh attracted some of the glowslop from auspol. which ones are you, andrew or wesley?
>>151140602I-it’s not? Please tell me what it is then
>>151140726quick rundown for the gainfully employed?
>>1511386535 sweet chilli chicken tenders
When’s the cricket start aye
cricket's dead mate
>>151140755tomorrow mate
Oh no
Real autism hours. Anyway, diarrhoea and bed time.
Fark the air fryers an elite invention
>Only two sleeps until NRL kino
>>151140788looks like pushdeep had some fun there
>>151140788This looks so sad. What a depressing meal.
>>151140788Air fryer is literally, -literally-, a smaller form factor oven.Extremely handy though.
>>151140791The Sunday /alf/ thread will probably be more active than the /nrl/ one.
>>151140788have some self-respect mate, you're better than to eat shit like this
>This looks so sad. What a depressing meal.>have some self-respect mate, you're better than to eat shit like thisHigh and mighty virgins. Go do some mewing, you poofters.
>>151140807his really not
>>151140820>the guy making a meal of 6 shit-tier frozen tendies close to midnight is calling others virgins
>>151140805That's because I'll be watching it with the /afl/ boys. A comfy thread if you will.
>>151140802Cooks meals that would usually take thirty minutes in less than ten, quite amazing
You're allowed to enjoy some comfort slop every now and then.
>>151140831Mate, he cooked it in an oven (air fryer), that makes him high sexual market value.Microwave = loserOven = high class
I've never heard an endorsement of air fryers from a person that actually knows how to cook.
Steve Lookner is a Michelin-star-quality chef, got it.
Better than paying $40 for the same tier slop off uber like most of you cunts do
>>151140863Didn't realise how tiny they were until the fork was next to them. Goddamn, this is shit.
This thread is absolutely hilarious
>>151140863my mom cooks me dinner champ
crazy how most people can't make a sauce that doesn't come out of a packet or from a bottle
I had fucking fucking spaghetti for first dinner and tikka masala for second dinner, feel like im gonna explode
>>151140886Sounds like you already exploded in to the spaghetti.
>>151140863Presumably places you order food from would actually deep fry their food. For all their convenience, an air fryer cannot replace a bowl of hot oil.>>151140856They're extremely handy and far better than an oven if cooking single/small portions of food.Having that available to you makes more food options available to you.
>>151140881>or from a bottleEvery sauce besides gravy comes out of a bottle of some kind.Mixing together a few different bottles of crap doesn't make you special.
>>151140894Just needs more clips and Benny hill music
>>151140894>Darcy Wilmot = oven chads>Cuck Naicos = airfryer virgins
Just a heads up. theres legit glowies in here. be careful what you post. federal laws are crazy now.
>>151140905airfyers are ovens dickhead
>>151140902lmao you thick cunt
>>151140911ovens for poor people, perhaps.
If it’s not gas powered I don’t fw it
>>151140905Nick Daicos: Electric OvenDarcy Wilmot: Gas Oven
wooden doors kek
Air fryers don't have hotspots. You're looking at an oven in the $xx,000 range to get similar performance.
i prefer electric ovens because i'm paranoid about gas and chemical leaks
6 million
holocaust
Couldn’t even imagine getting raped and molested as child like George has to, grim
Our children will never forget the 6 million brownlow votes
I think its safe to say my life is at rock bottom again, but thats ok, im not that bad off and i can turn it around quick
>>151141002Haha same, any tips?
>>151140807if i was out all evening sinking piss this is what I eat when I get home>box of frozen processed slop>air fryerand ironically healthier than overpriced kabab or macslop
>>151140994Kek based
im a disgusting perverted creep
>>151140968be mehave to cook xmas turkeyuse old oven first time in over a yearunless they make a fucking airfry 80litre oven there is still use for this dinosauralso some foods get destroyed in an air fryer so whatever
mum just buys chickens from the chicken shop for christmas, costs a bit extra on the day due to demand though
>>151140907I know where desi might be probably hiding maybe, kinda sorta, perhapsAMA
>>151140902>Every sauce besides gravy comes out of a bottle of some kind.This is simply not true.
>>151141091can you gob me off?
>>151141098>corn flour & flour, baking tray goo and some wine.>heat and stirI'm not even a chef
I've got some sauce for you. Doesn't come from a bottle either.
>>151141041Based Garry Lyon
>>151141102I'm a vegetarian lesbian so maybe
>>151141117What are you on about
>>151141127rrr.. let me taste...
>>151141145>I'm not even a chef>he doesn't know the secret recipe for napalm
cooking is a meme
Sauces are pretty easy (and often quick) to make once you understand the 5 mother sauces and how to develop their daughters.
>>151141174Your life is a meme.
heres a fucking trade secret when/if you get to the stage where you are expected to host a christmas meal, always do the breakfast. always. dont even think about anything else. just the breakfast.
>i mix a few bottled sauces together i am le master cheffuck off
>>151141216I've hosted Christmas Day over ten times. It's really not that big a deal except for the clean up which is fucking awful.
Halo is a pretty cool guy. Eh kills aleins and doesnt afraid of anything.
thinking about the 1k
>>151141216>thinking I get up before 12noon on xmashahahaha. the evening before is the best partt. alcoholic egg nog enjoyer
>>151141222No women of the family?
why did worpel leave
I'm thinking that Christmas Eve is the best time to observe the Christmas meal. Comfy all day, huge meal you have hours to prepare for, midnight mass, lazy Christmas Day to potter around and clean up at your leisure.
>>151141246im thinking youre a man that has sex with other men
>>151141246>midnight mass>attend drunk and bong pilledmy late teens to late 20s ikwim
>>151141240He was borderline best 22 at the Hawks and Geelong have offered him 4 years. You take that and run if you're Worpel.
>>151141174Zezima
Iggs, so crisp
>>151141255What makes you say that?
tate was right, cooking is a waste of time and money. literally get someone to do it for you.
anyone got any good theories or insight on this us postering against venezuela they really trying to out that guy to fuck with russia?
>>151141315Since the coof takeaway food is fucking terrible shit, then add on jeet handlers costs>triple price>much less quality>smoll servings>turns up cold and congealed>hello gastrofuck I couldn't care less if 90% of cafe/jeetshit shops go bankrupt
>>151141338venezuela have some biggest oil deposits in the world underneath it. i hope that answers your question.
>>151141174truth
andrew tate is a pathetic retard
andrew tate sucks turds out of mens bumholes
>>151141413bugatti status?
>>151141427which one?
so bored of posting here
>>151141442same, but got nothing else/better to do. try to meet and talk with people but they're all on their phones like addicts with autism
>so bored of posting here
>>151141463reddit cringe
>>151141315this only makes sense when you're making 1000s an hour and you don't like cooking
not here to entertain you mate
>>151141468
>>151141492>t. p!nk
NRL gf eve thread dead after 536 postshahahaha faggots
>>151141492but you do
I guess NRL fans have better things to do with their lives than post here. Family, wives, children, personal fulfillment, and so forth
>>151141427>time spent in prison statuszero
what should we sperg about
>>151141565Why how demoralising can you be on this holiest of yom kippur weekends>I have better things to do with my life than post hereSure you do
>>151141606?Just hypothesising why /nrl/ has fewer posts mate
>>151141623Uh huh tell me more....
>>151141627What's there more to say?
some people around here get real cocky thinking they will never be doxxed
>>151141657doxx me faggot
crazy how things simply keep getting worse, never better
aww hun
>>151141772your life for instance
i use old bottles of grange as piss bottles
>>151141802crisp demoraliser, tell me again about how you're going to finger your bum
>>151141657Not everyone was molested and raped as a child, George
>>151141413*brown muhammadeen rapist
criccy can be pretty rude sometimes ngl
Let's get this bad boy to 1000
any footy on
>>151147037q clash tonight
Morn
>>151146137retard didn't link it
