You are watching the AFLW tonight, right, /alf/?
>>151115876Chud OP
Up and at 'em
>>151115940more like Chad OP
>>151115876bet there's some right shelias
JUH going to Gold Coast is a recipe for disaster.
>you now remember Geelong will easily destroy Brisbane>you now remember Geelong by 60+ points>you now remember Geelong are the best red-time team in the competition>you now remember Geelong always scores 100>you now remember Geelong have master coach Chris Scott
mitch's brown
OP's picture and "edition" got me wondering. A while back I watched an official AFL video on youtube explaining the rules/league/format and they dedicated a whole portion of the video to the women's league. Do people actually care about it, or was it some forced shit?
>You can be a man married to a woman for years that's never ever sucked a dick that one day announces you like men too and suddenly media companies will ask for your opinion in matters concerning the sport you used to play
>>151116980It's a $50 million loss every year for the AFL to keep it running. It was something of a novelty that did garner some interest but they expanded way too quickly and a sport that already had issues with a shallow talent pool suddenly had it spread very, very thin. Most of the games are virtually unwatchable. Unless something changes the AFL cannot keep it running perpetually.
Will your club be better or worse after the trade period?
"Geelong Football Club sincerely apologises for the offence caused following our end of season gathering on Monday.Certain costumes and associated social media posts were inappropriate and a significant error of judgment, and do not reflect our Team of All commitment. The Club has decided future post season events will not continue in this current form, and we will take this moment to further educate our people on expectations and Club and community standards."https://www.geelongcats.com.au/news/1907864/geelong-cats-club-statement
Australia's household disposible incone is down 8% since 2022. THERE'S A HOLE IN YOUR BUDGET, DEAR LABOR, DEAR LABOR!
>>151117591*Blows whistle*FIFTY METERS
>>151117714Is JB still mates with Garry Lyon or did his friendship with Billy take precedent?
>>151117714hate that fucking bogan pig with the phone
>>151117591Based but wew laddy
If you're Petracca would you choose Adelaide or Gold Coast?
>>151111111
>>151117937i would stay at melbourne because moving clubs is dishonourable
>>151118110Underwhelming.
Good morning alf
>>151118146>Just stay at the club that spectacularly mismanaged your serious injury, squandered its dynasty potential by keeping its cokehead coach on too long, and is now entering an extended rebuild in which you will not play finals again for the rest of your career because doing otherwise would be dishonourable
>>151117937For me it would be joining the mighty Magpies
Crazy how JUH is going to get a second chance at another club because there is going to be another club retarded enough to take him. But it seems like no matter what a player does if someone has "experience" at an AFL level there will be another club willing to pick them up.
>>151118272I'm sure that would be his number one preference but there's absolutely no way they can get a trade done.
>>151118272are you prepared to suck that many cocks mate? tnats a lot of cocks for the unwary.
>>151118196Yes.
>>151118366>Do whatever you want to me, I will take it because I have honourCuck.
finna gym
>>151118343Not him but why are you bringing up performing oral sex on men completely unprompted?
>>151118328this is simply not true.
loyalty is its own reward, a shameless faggot like yourself would never understand melbourne gave the ungrateful wog faggot a premiership, end of story
>>151118384mind your own business.
>>151118385That retard would've gotten another chance but then he went and did the same thing he got in trouble for during his punishment for doing that thing.I think JUH will crash out the same way though.
>>151118441>melbourne gave the ungrateful wog faggot a premiershipThey wouldn't have won one without the "ungrateful wog". End of story. He owes them nothing from this point. He's done his tenure, delivered them a flag and stayed a year longer than he wanted to because his club wouldn't have received full value at the time.
>>151118546melbourne made him a star history will remember travis boak for not leaving poort at their absolute worst, history will forget that wog faggot if he leaves to glorychase at some other shit clubs that won't be playing finals next year
>>151118592History remembers winners. Cucks are footnotes. If he leaves his shit club and wins another flag at another he will be remembered for making the right choice.
>>151118592He was the best u18 in the country when melbourne, who were a basket case at the time, drafted him. If he became a star at melshit, he would have been a star at any other team
>>151118615>If he leaves his shit club and wins another flag at another he will be remembered for making the right choice>implying badelaide or the bums will get a flag before petracca's retirement
>>151118654They might not but both will be playing finals ofer the next few years. The Melbourne Semens will not.
>>151118673>both will be playing finals ofer the next few years
nick daicos
Woke up from my month long coma, which of these football heroes won the flag?
>>151118795surely one of them won a brownlow too, right?
Bailey Smith is 0-2 in grand finals
>pootoriakek
all the millennials i know hate capitalism yet work for globo mega corps
>poo south waleskek
>>151119005Crisp ex misso who was a massive commie but also works for Deloitte
>South Godstralia
>Queen's Land>Humid shithole
>>151119255HOWLING
good
>debt collectors think I'm going to answer the phone
>>151119365>>151119383the dynasty is crumbling
>>151119383Wasn't it already considered prior?
Imagine spending all that money and your team still screams 9th placed finish.
>>151119365You could tell after the siren it was his last game for the Lions. Clearly would prefer to stay but can't turn down that offer. Wish him all the best.
>>151119418>No Marshall in the 23So they're already conceding he's gone?
>>151115876
Thinking cock in my hole
>>151119418literally none of these players are that goodtdk is the best of them and he's just a solid b grader>>151119402depends entirely on the whims of the umps on the daysometimes they don't pay it at all, sometimes they pay all of them
>Deven Robertson has nominated West Coast as his preferred home
>>151119365Any relation to the bloke caught with fererro rocher's full of gak in Bali? same last name.
NO NOT AGAIN I'M FUCKING SICK OF YOU PUTTING SMELLY BROWN DICKS IN METHEY FUCKING STINK AND I'M AN ACTUAL PLACE WHICH YOU PASS SHIT THROUGH!HAVE SOME SELF RESPECT
>>151119712Wow, you finally got him Iggs.
>>151119910I've never actually seen what happens after he gets out of the wheelchair, just typical wcw slop unsurprisingly
imagine getting torched by a bloke who looks like this and a group of kids
>>151119997What's wrong with how he looks?
I'm starting to suspect some of you have little regard for the mental health of the Geelong players.And thats just so sad and disappointing.
>>151120014he looks asian
>>151120033I'm starting to suspect some Geelong players have little regard for the mental health of LGBT persons. And thats just so sad and disappointing.
feel like shit just want rc back
third diarrhea of the day
STIFFY!!!
real faggot hours
post some retarded trade proposals
ben lee 2026 afl gf entertainment
ben lee is jewish lol
>>151120492pick 3 for matt owies
If Essendon don't draft Sullivan Robey, I'm going to fucking kill myself.
newcastle r8n11
>>151119418What is De Koning supposed to bring that Marshall doesn't already? Seems like a sideways move at best, and more of a downgrade if anything. If they were keeping Marshall and wanted even more contested marking I'd say fair enough, but as an expensive swap in essence, I don't get it. Can't wrap my head around this move, must be missing something.
>getting rid of the bounce is good because... it lowers the standard of umpires we can recruit is this seriously their best argument?
>>151120909im sure ross the boss knows what hes doing. he got freo to a grand final.
have a designated bouncer who only has to bounce at the start or each quarter and then legs it off the field
>>151120492Zane Duursma and a F2 for Pick 8
Clarry's been told to get fucked and fuck off.
>>151120837they're going to sell the farm for pick 1 and duursma mate
need to see clayton oliver at richmond
>>151120975Fear this is the case. He can't kick, can't break a tackle or weave through traffic, no idea what the fuck they're thinking. I want to die.
I wish there were more extremely flamboyant gay footy players
>>151121002the safe injecting room is there so good chance.
>>151121121lawl
>>151121019can you express your feelings in a monke pic mate
>>151115876Realistically how many AFLW teams should there be?Hard mode: not zero
>>151121239one
>Melbourne turn down trading Clayton Oliver to Geelong last year>Instead going to be paying him $1.7m to play in the vflkekekekAlthough they're willing to do 'a fair trade' for him, whatever that means.
>>1511212398-10.
clarry and sniff linking up? need it of keep it?
>>151121293>Although they're willing to do 'a fair trade' for himkek, yeah, I'm sure they are. If they think fair involves anything of value they're retarded. They'll need to be paying more than half his salary and even then why would clubs part with anything more than a late second? He looks shot and has behavioural issues. Fucking terrible move. Dees have some decent kids but they're in for a tough season next year with no Petracca, Oliver or May and Gawn a year or so away from retirement.
>>151121193
>>151120492Pick 2 for Starcevich, Robertson and Pick 18
>>151121402You're off your fucking head
>>151121402lmaooo
>max gawn set to retiredees are done
Dees will play finals next year and for the next 8 years after that. Their young core of Langford, Windsor, Lindsay, Pickett and Rivers is the best in the league.
more like f's
>"We were upfront with Clayton around the role he is likely to play next season and the need for him to develop his craft beyond the midfield to have his biggest impact within the team."lol just re-develop your game at 28 after being solely an inside mid your entire career. He has absolutely no 2nd position and he never will. They are fucked. Gonna be paying him a million a year to play for someone else.
>>151121533The premiers unrionically have a better young core.
do maccas employ 28 year olds?
>>151121513real or fake?shitposting has gone too far.
>>151121558I swear I've seen people that would have to be at least 50 years old working there so don't see why a qualified (lol) 28 year old wouldn't get a job there.
>>151121553Will Ashcroft, Morris and Lohmann isn't an extensive list. The rest are mediocre and would get no fanfare in a bottom side (Wilmot, Levi Ashcroft, etc.)
>>151121561im hearing from mitch clearly that max gawn will retire
>>151121591>this is what lesser teams actually tell themselves
>>151121589heh
>"The meeting with new coach Steven King and Demons officials lasted just 12 minutes where he was told to explore his options elsewhere."
we posting simpsons memes now? dont mind if i do.
>>151121591This is some serious cope.
>>151121623
>>151121613>just hangs around and gets paid for 5 more seasonsSounds pretty crisp
this year's draft crop is the worst i've ever seenduursma and CDT wouldn't even be top 10 in the last 3 drafts
>dosn get three top 10 picks>it's another dogshit draft again
>Sources with knowledge of the situation said Oliver had no planned meetings with the Giants or the Swans. Oliver’s management, Connors Sports, told this masthead that it was a planned holiday to New South Wales before Thursday morning’s developments.
>its only a good draft when my team have top picks
>>151121634is that some sort of reference to st kilda and tdk
iggs
>>151121658nah the footy media which is rarely wrong about anything and never reactionary have been saying for ages that this draft is poor. i for one believe when a 80 year old woman on a footy panel with nepobabbies says things.
>>151121533>>151121591If you're counting Rivers and Pickett as 'young' then there are probably a dozen teams with better 'young cores'. Out of the actually young players you listed Langford is the only one who has really impressed at AFL level
>>151121675yeah that rookie for crows this year looked really good in the 2 minutes he played lol
I, for one, only believe it is a good draft when the collingwood media cartel tell me.
pies dont need to draft. they have elite 40 year old talent ready to take them back to the promised land. and nick daicos playing forward with a busted ankle.
hmmm lets recap this years rookies shall we. the carlton one; injured for the season. the richmond one; injured for the season. levi ashcroft; seagull behaviour. shall i continue?
>>151121658Duursma and CDT are the clear 1 & 2 picks. Duursma can't kick and isn't a natural midfielder, and CDT can't ruck and half his goals in the talent league were from free kicks and cheapies out the back.
>>151121725AFL peaked here
>>151121725zorks got legs like a woman
lol
>>151121735He's got legs and he knows how to use them.
I've got chills, they're multiplying
>>151121755based vaxxGOD
You ever been employed, Joshy?
>>151121637Sullivan Robey is the second best prospect of the last three drafts.
>>151121759>le vax xdDidn't know you had a medical degree, champ
>>151121675They'll still be in their prime for at least another five years. Young enough.Name three teams with a better young core (you can't).
>>151121783the same sullivan robey who has played 3 weeks of good football this season?also, i wouldn't want a bloke named 'sullivan' on my listit's hard to support guys with goober made-up names like that
>>151121402looks good to me. i wanted to give 1 and 15 but pykey convinced me that 2 was adequate. we did make a commitment to bring starc and dev to the club
>>151121804BrisbaneGold CoastFremantleeasy
Kysaiah Klem Paul Kropinyeri-Pickett
>have a medical degree >unable to predict that the vax would be neither safe or effective >spend a year propagandising proles despite your lack of understanding huh??
>>151121726CDT's a shit contested mark too. Dreadful top two. Don't get me started on Sharp.
>find a long stick>sharpen the end>realise it can stab things>find a bent stick>realise you can throw it and it comes back>find a hollow stick>makes a funny sound>find a pointy rock>belt the absolute shit out of your knob until it splitsWominjeka welcome.
>offend one (1) waitress at a private function >EVERYONE BANNED FOR WEEKS>blast sexist and homophobic nonsense all over player and club social media accounts >nah we'll let the club handle it ay sniffa didn't get out of bet for three days earlier this year so you know muh mentals or something
what's uncle colin saying when he gets to the bit in the welcome to country where he starts doing the super mario bing bing sounds?
>>151121814Brisbane are good because of their 25+ crew, with a small handful of exceptions. Young players in premiership sides always get overrated.Freo and Gold Coast maybe.
>>151119387Kek based me.>”oh ummm let’s call on a private number instead, he will definitely not expect it and pick up this time!!”
>>151121807Yes mate he's gonna be a star.
>Chud Mc/sp/ee
>>151121868"fuck off you noongas, this is MY rort. get ur own. lookin at you steven may u dardy cunt""
>Gulden was born in Sydney[1] to a Turkish-born father and an Australian mothera fucking TURKRAT?!?!?!!?!?!??!!??!
>>151121923fuck sakes mate, bit late to the party. the red and white didn't give it away?
>>151121933i thought he was austrian
>>151121923better that than south sudanese father and Australian mother
Australian father and south sudanese mother is acceptable though
>>151121867>blast sexist and homophobic nonsense all over player and club social media accountsNot familiar with this. Pics?
>>151121872>Young players in premiership sides always get overrated.How many premiership sides have 8 players 22 and under?
>>151121968my iggers next year will have 13
>>151121972I love the enthusiasm but probably need to focus on winning more than one game first.
>>151121997you only need to win one game to win the premiership
finna bring back /iggs/ next year
>>151122015That's simply not true.
>>151121966he's alluding to the pics of bailey and danger in brokeback clobber saying that this is what losing the granny does to a nigga ie: turns them gay
>>151121959not in my ethnostate
>>151122027but only in round 1 where >we are beaten by 70 points (it's >our only loss for the year)
Bit fresh today.
>phteven "i fully expect to play finals next year" king >also phteven king: *be's allowing petracca to leave and pushes oliver out the door even offers to pay his cap hit*
hot as here
>>151121968Collingwood 2010 and Essendon 93 I would guess
>>151121968Bulldogs 2016
>>151118615>History remembers winners. Cucks are footnotes.
steven's just back to finish the job on the deeshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dBWyGgP0LYI
>>1511219682021 Dees
are they gonna find gus, alf?
>>151122090>phtevenI appreciate and understand this.
>>151122167Retard here. Can you explain it to me?
Joshy Daicos's hot missus has been rushed to hospital. I wonder of her vaccination status?
just seen josh daicos being bundled into a divvy van
>>151122174didn't feel like converting a webp so here's thishttps://jennmusic2014.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/steven-ph-phteven.jpg?w=275
>>151122152still looking for Waldo and Dezi. little cracker's gonna have to wait his turn.
>>151121968Had a look into this and every year I could find at least 6, so 8 isn't really that exceptional.
>>151122184Kek, that made me laugh. Thank you for sharing anon
>>151122190>https://jennmusic2014.wordpress.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/10/steven-ph-phteven.jpgthe link above is a better resolution btw, but i'm glad that you enjoyed it
cunts never heard of extensions?
>it's stephen, with a ph>at fucken mackerscunting hell i'd write that too. or just write fuckwit steve. it's a small system to get your order to you you fat cunt , even has a fuckn number for you to remember instead so who gives a dogs donger how the fucken name is spelled
>>151122200>spelledspeltalso foy ta
>>151122200Phuck up, phaggot.
>>151121647will be really entertaining to see what spuds they wind up with
>>151122209Phuckwit
>>151122200>mackersThis spelling also made me laugh
Post the quints post
>>151122222
are you lads excited for thursday night footy
6 7 is just an irl sneedpost for zoomers
>>151122298Huh?
>>151122309the big game tonight
>he doesn't know what 6 7 means
>>151122015trvkie
>>151122015source?
so many afl yt channels sprung up recently
the healthy meal prepared by someone else with fresh ingredients and packaged to be heated in the microwave for dinner for me tonight
>>151122338this but a healthy meal prepared by me
>gymsperg is STILL wound up over this 20 hours laterfucking hell get a grip cunt, not a good look
Lloyd > Franklin
>>151122366lol
>ummm acktully my microwaved slop is healthy
It breaks my fucking heart that we can't all treat each other with dignity.
I only eat junk food and desserts
>>151122377this but ourselves too
>>151122378crisp TipGOD
>>151122015Trvke, loomers absolutely feasting.
would never guess cooking a few meals at once would be a touchy subject
WHATTHE FUCK
convinced you guys would sperg out at anything
>>151122400the other poster had a valid point and let the topic go as appropriate, it's gymcunt having a melt bringing it up 20 hours later. he's not mentally well.
>>151122407I think they should open the match with one but after that only ball up. I don't really care that it's gone completely though.
>>151122407shit part time umps and women have ruined what used to be a great sportwomen are the germans of the world
>>151122407vindication for shaun rehn
>>151122407Business idea: a ball bouncing machine
>>151122408Usually it's just josh starting shit for the sake of it then people jump in for the fun
>>151122417>shit part time umpsThat's all we have. We can't have full time umps because a bunch of faggots want to get six figures for their weekend job as field mods.
>>151122425josh starts off-topic shitflinging then reports posts for being off-topic, he thinks it's funny
>>151122407Gawn probably retiring early specifically because of this
you can reheat food however you like
huh?
he can't let it go. crazy how he takes his spergy gym prep meals so personally and seriously
ABSOULTELY FUMING LADSJUST READY TO BURST
weird how this guy never spregsout about disgusting fatties eating fast food
they arent pretending to be some moral beacon
>>151122462This is simply not true.
Felt this urge to constantly piss for like a week. Almost booked some fat broad to fiddle with my bumhole just to relieve the feeling. Luckily it went away.
arguing with slopgpt, it simply refuses to admit that shakespeare is anything less than a literary genius despite all evidence to the contrary
a lot of projection going on in here lmao
arguing with a sperg, it simply refuses to admit that tradies are anything less than hard workers that build the nation despite all evidence to the contrary
*bangs hammer*
>>151122506wilmott shrug off funnier
i just want a gf
>>151122512You might think you do.
women are annoying as fuck
i just need a nice woman to regularly have sex with and put up with me droning on about how good or shit my footy team is
>>151122528She's out there lad, waiting for you to approach her doorstep. Become a door salesperson and scout those qts
>>151122516i just a had a dream last night about heri was so happy and then i woke up to the dog barking
>>151122534i was unironically a door to door salesman for this cleaning spray thing. the only customer i was able to keep from shutting me out immediately was a high school girl who was probably bored on school holidays and didn't even end up buying any cans. kept me there for like 20 minutes talking about this shit. they sacked me after 2 weeks because i didn't sell anything.i never returned the boxes of cans they gave me
not him but i just tried to eat one of those youfoodz fueld mealsabsolute slop took 1 bite and put it in the bin
>>151122560Kek tragic. Nowadays they just have information sessions and community workshops for people interested in stuff, but mostly attended by boomers
not who?
Got good news from the doctors today lads
>>151122565eating a 1/4 pounder is probably better for you compared to pre packaged supermarket microwave sloppa
>>151122475What evidence?
>>151122574hrt approved
Predictable.Predictable and boring.
access to latinas is a human right
Why is there so much racism in footy
>>151122619FUCKINGT H I SHIS
>>151122619indians are basically the same right?
my doordash driver was handsome so i tipped him
>>151122625
Starting to disassociate again lads
>>151122633Lucky you getting the one white doordash driver in Australia.
>>151122636turn computer off
>you spastics say covid is a meme>got it for the first time this year >since then my immune system has been fucked and I’ve been sick every month since>not vaxxed btw
>>151122637>whitei didn't say that. Prabhat could be a model he's that handsome.
>Prabhat could be a model he's that handsome.
>>151122643its a meme, had it once and was tame as fuck. flu much worse
>>151122619they are borderline lunatics, almost like black women.
>>151116944No but Steven May
>>151122643you're gonna set off the unemployed with this post
>>151122643unlucky you. i'm pureblood, got holocough & got over it. did fuck all to me
>>151122656Good on you? All I know is that this year has been a fucking nightmare since I had covid. I’ve also got bowel problems now which I never had.
>>151122643my 82 year old granddad got over it in like 2 daysimagine getting immunesystemmogged by a geriatric who can barely walk kek
daily reminder that we are all in this together
How are we all
in what together?
honestly what did the flotilla retards actually expect lol
>>151122676i'm well thanks, yourself?>>151122678this
Vanilla ice cream with chocolate magic topping for desert tonight. If I'm feeling cheeky ill sprinkle some Milo on top
>>151122678This country's managed decline.
>>151122684That magic topping tastes like shit.
>start watching a tiktok poof who makes really interesting videos about how fucked America is and how capitalism is destroying the world>turns out to be a massive tankieEvery time.
chubby blue hair tumblr gf that i gradually turn more right wing 2026
>>151122670Reddit is down the hall to the left
>>151122670lol you get pooey undies
>>151122690I have actually kinda done this before.
>>151122681Yeah okay, mate
yeah good thanks, you?
>>151122688What's a tankie?
What would you do if you were a Chinese citizen in 1937 and some imperialist Japanese soldiers points a gun at your son and demands that you rape your daughter or he’ll shoot?
>>151122705Good mate, good
>>151122707a supporter who advocates for their favourite team to intentionally lose matches in order to better the team's draft picks at the end of the season
>>151122715heh
>>151122710Son more valuable/important than the daughter so better to protect him over her
>>151122707A communist who doesn’t believe in communist atrocities (eg. the Tiananmen Square never happened, the USSR never caused a famine and didn’t have gulags, North Korea is actually a great country and the reason you think otherwise is due to American propaganda)
i would be like; why are you threatening me with a good time?
>>151122688>poof against capitalism is a commiewow crazy stuff
>>151122707They are the hardcore wing of communism/marxism. Probably consider themselves to be more like purists but to normal people obviously delusional
>>151122726You can be against capitalism without being a raging communist
gf who loves me for who i am 2026
I'm going to grade every teams pre trade period.
women who lets me put my penis in her vagina ever
for me it's medieval feudalism
had a girl in the office couple of years ago trying to lose weight so switched to microwave 'health meals' but was eating some PROTEIN MAXX LIFT shit with the calories of a counter meal.
>>151122735Crisp
Capitalism has been an unbelievably good system for the Jews
>>151122733yeah crypto-commies
>>151122741yeah i bet you set her straightnothing gets past you
strap in we are off to the races here
communism was designed to destroy the old world and lay they way for the new world
I am a master manipulator. All you have to do to get people to think you’re cool is agree with them on every single point they make.
>>151122758imagine if you pooed in there
>>151122761You're a retard.
>>151122764I agree.
>>151122763what kind of poo
Best part of the day is at 7-7:30 PM when I start drinking and having some ciggies, I am degenerate
>>151122761based 15yo that just read how to make friends and manipulate people for the first time
Do you blokes even do anything besides post here?
got no mates. only have my gf and I reckon she’ll probably dump me soon. then after that i’ll top myself
>>151122774I’m sick as a dog atm so all I’m doing is posting here because I don’t have the bandwidth or energy to do anything else
>>151122752bad place for a good time innit
>>151122619We could do without more gang violence i reckon. Ever wonder why Latino men are so fucked up and violent? Their women put them up to it.
>>151122774what kind of question is that ask a better one
>>151122800Are you excited for trade period? free agency begins tomorrow
>>151122774
>>151122807ligma balls
when i see attractive female i think she's cute and then move on with life forgetting her after 5 minswhen my gf sees and attractive guy she gets butterflies, cannot stop smiling and imagines her life with him and how good the sex must be with him and the such
>>151122812Based BPD sufferer
>>151122812lucky for you you're the attractive guy then, you handsome fucker
>>151122774Long, long term crypto investments
what are hawthorn going to cough up for merrett
>>151122774much like everyone else here I wfh making mid 6 figures with a full and cathartic life involving unlimited respect of my peers
>>151122816mr and mrs mitchell will go around to various list managers and persuade them to make it a 9 way trade that sees roaches getting zerrett for a future 3rd
>>151122812when a girl is nice to me i picture our lives together
I've never even spoken to a girl
>>151122815is this our cycle anon?i am so tired all the time waiting for it to go up
>>151122824kek they're both that psychotic they probably would
If I were a coach and some ungrateful faggot player wanted a trade after signing a new contract I’d take a hammer to his knee so the cunt never played again
>>151122833Crisp Clarko
day 4 of nofap
if some old cunt kept me somewhere i didnt want to be id king hit him at training and dab on his lifeless body
You’d have to assume most players under 25 would be full blown incels. Every younger bloke I talk to is of the incel mindset
lol wokestralia
>>151122847most players are above average in looks and that is all that matters
nate caddys momther
should we be better men and start watching the aflw?
>>151122849Funny how we started as a penal colony yet still have more of a right to call ourselves a legitimate country than you do
Need a living, breathing gf
if you put away $10 every day at 8% pa for 100 years it turns into 100 million dollars
what are the demographics like at gyms these days?
>>151122858To be better men, we would watch the A-League
So melbourne is back to basket case status.
Australians are pack of fucking retards. Their politicians, professors, comedians, athletes... every single one of them
>>151122878I must really agree here, Australians are awful people in general.
>>151122874fuckheads on their phone between each set
Nice thread, did your husband make it for ya?
>>151122885>he doesn't log his workoutngmi
Reckon I've gotten on public transport with the earphones disconnected but volume loud enough to hear it from the speakers unknowingly before with weebshit music. Bit embarrassing thinking back aha
>>151122878yes but we must be better men and just accept it and try not to be racist, bigoted and antiscience dickheads.
>>151122893>gottenFOY
>>151122874depends on what time of the day you go
>>151122893this but the horst-wessel-lied
>>151122902This
Nothing quite as gross as a brown or black cock in porn
who wins 'mick of the year
Lots of trade talk but all I want is mihocek for may. Harrison petty also needs to never play a game as a forward for the rest of his career
a bit gay that you're looking at their cocks mate
self improvement is a complete meme
looking forward to watching collingwood sign their death note again this trade period
>>151122929It won't matter because I've held back multiple 'micks this year that would've won that title. Oh ill release them, when the time is right
>>151122930What about Clarry?
>AgainAnother prelim looms
>Harrison pettykek remember when dorko made him cry looooooooool what a little bitch. cunt should never be allowed to forget that
>>151122930Mihocek for may trade is a good idea
>>151122936SHALL be waiting with bated breath.
>>151122937I’d like him gone but I think we’re going to get a shit trade for him so either way we’re fucked there. The real obstacles to our success is making sure petty is locked in the backline & van rouyen learns how to hold a fucking mark
is zorko the biggest shitbird in the league? i think so
bet you most of the dumb sluts at these pro palestine rallies wear calvin klein panties
footy was a hard man's game until harrison petty pulled on the boots
>>151122957
kids dressing up as spiderman is disrespectful
nick daicos saved footy
am i selfish and a bad person if i want a gf just for pleasure>?
>saved footy>game worse than everr
>>151122979what else would a grand final be for?
>>151122975more like gave the people a common enemy
Are we organising a ‘mick Brownlow & broadcasting it on ch31? I believe scoops said he would gladly host
>>151122989i can work on collating all the daicos webms
>>151122990and you will still come second
>>151122979>>151122984Just for fun heaps of fun enjoy yourself today
>>151122873>8% paand which bank is going to give you that? i wonder what the interest rates are in tel aviv these days.
Never knew Josh was an anti semite
name one positive thing that daniel andrews/jacinta allan has done for our state
>our
>>151123011Doubled neetbux for two years
>>151123011Align us closer with motherland china & grandmaster Xi
>>151123011>Free tafe>Cheap vline tickets. Think it costs about $10 to travel anywhere in the state by train>The big build is also a good idea Crime is bad but it would be bad regardless of who’s in charge
>free>cheaplol
that cunt that raped his own kid should be put to death
>>151123032>Think it costs about $10 to travel anywhere in the state by train$7 from memory. Can live out in the sticks and get to the MCG for $7.
put him in the proper prison and let nature take its course
>>151122995average stock market return adjusted for inflation
you know whats worse than being homeless and starving? when mumza makes a delicious dinner but you want to eat more of it but there isn't any.
been thinking a lot lately about my favourite prozzie from back in the day
>>151123052what was his name?
>>151123032Bad things they’ve done off the top of my head >allowed developers to create urban hellholes by building non stop houses in the outer suburbs without upgrading basic infrastructure >demolishing all the inner city public housing towers and (presumably) forcing all the residents into the poorly developed outer suburbs >machete bins/poor on crime in general
>>151123055Merked that lil nigga
have a great aunt and uncle who have no kids. they own a really nice property. have started cozying up to them so they give me the house
Cash4trash on ch31 rn legit best show on television
how come you never see sick cunts in gyms anymore
I made it lads. I fucking made it. Feels good.
nick daicos would be first in line to board the plane only to go second
>>151123080they all work FIFO or just have a home gym setup
>>151123087im an isarel
GIMME THE JEET BOYS AND BURN MY COALI WANNA GET LOST IN YOUR JEW CONTROL AND TROON AWAY
remember when JBW exposed Chestbrah as the total fruit that he was a decade before everyone else saw it.
Lol josh with the normal act.
i always wanted to sex boxxy
FUCKING RUN WILL
you're perfect the way you are
>>151123115FUCKIN GET HIM OFF
>>151123084Happy for you mate
most people confuse happiness with excitement
>>151123115>>151123121Classic
Jesus was Palestinian
Boxxy gf in 2012 would’ve been unbelievable
>he wasn't smashing scene chicks in 2006G R I MRIM
nonce
In case there was any doubt Fages confirmed Starcevich is leaving at the B&F.
This morning I woke up, took a shit, then got out of bed
>>151123148wow shocking!
>>151123132>2012Post wall
if nick daicos was a bane defender heading for the eagles he would be arsebitch
>>151123159Yeah, I know but just figured any Iggs supporters that thought there was any doubt with today's due diligence stuff might appreciate knowing definitively. Gonna be missed at the Lions.
divide your age plus seven was invented by feminists decades ago, now the average feminists thinks a man a is a predator if he doesn't date women older than him.
>>151123181But I am a predator that only dates women older than me
3km walk to the MCG, or a ~$5 train ticket.Imagine living out in the boonies and getting travel to the big smoke so you can watch some footy for the price of a can of coke.Going to the capital cities was always a huge deal back when I was younger.
>>151123181It’s important to base your life on what others think of you. That’s what life is all about
the 'v' stands for virginity lmao
>go to melbourne to watch footy in irl>get stabbednah im good would rather just stay in my small township of like 200 people and watch it on my 77" tv in my 5 bedroom house
>>151123181Women took the hag pill. Hagchads keep on winning.
weird string of posts
>>151123155Classic
Give me a homo among the gumtreesWith lots of cum pleaseA cock or two, I'll mount a kangarooYou can blow all over my backA pin dick out the frontAnd an old gaping hole
bawling my fucking eyes out lads...how did it get this bad...
Taking a big dump. The smell of my fart made me think I pooed myself but luckily it was just a warning shot.
time for a postprandial dry ginger ale
the weekend starts on friday after lunch break and ends on sunday around 2pm
>>151123237based slim
the south australian national football league
always wondered what the 'n' stood for
domesticated feline sisters, still cant believe how quickly it was over
how can anyone take south australia seriously after what the crows just did
>>151123237Kek
u cunce r dumb as fukin digshit kek
do you guys mind i own multiple different teams baseball caps and ive never watched a second of baseball
i wonder whatever happened to toycunt
whos looking forward to the port adelaide dynasty starting next year where MY poorties win 20 years in a row
wish mumza would hurry up and finish tea. she’s fucking around like an old mole at a christening
Iggs
>>151123221based geelong resident
I had a San Diego chargers hoodie for like 5 years when I was younger & never watched a single nfl game
I remember a few years ago when Geelong lost a prelim and Gary Rohan had a terrible game and some anon said “fuck me Gary Rohans midwife is getting more touches than him”
>>151123290FUGGINB A S E DASED
geelong think they are a city and a country town at the same time lolfucking losers cant fit in anywhere
wheres traindrinker at
yall niggas sleeping on archie roberts
>>151123294they had so much more sovl when they were in sandy ego, the la chargers just aren't the same
we will take that pick 19 for a player that was going to be forced to retire thanks
got a mate that reckons he's been to geelong
>>151123289Another Milne bounce type moment.
Hey RCDon’t say you’re goneSay you’ve knocked off for an assignment And you’ll be back later onHey RCHey RC
heard the tanner bruhn girl consented to it but woke up with regret
>>151123303and you believe him?
why would you regret fucking tanner bruhn, hes a cutie.
>>151123318yeah dunno ay im from the riverina go rams
>>151123294Used to rock a Raiders bag at school because they sold them at kmart and that was all mumza could afford. Picked entirely due to the cool icon.
>>151123319cause she went through half the geelong team
>>151123319He looks like a vicar, a bloody gay vicar
>>151123329Well, he's not gay... and he's not a vicar
Look, all im saying is that he’ll have his cock right deep in her gob, then in her vag. Then out the vag and the straight back in the gob.
bailey humphrey hype will last his whole career
>>151123334kek i can see it too. hes going to be one of those what if players. will end up at st kilda in a few years.
I’m here with fucking Geoffrey
Just occurred to me to have a look and see what the score was for tonight's AFLW match. 33 - 18. Epic.
remember tim taranto?
dunno what movie you are quoting mate
Anybody else sniff there fingers after scratching their balls and arsehole?
>>151123364whose balls and arsehole you scratching and sniffing mate
How do I cope with having a 10/10 girlfriend and guys starting shit when we’re out and about? Never even dawned on me that this is something that happens.
>>151123368you wake up
>>151123364Love the scent of a good arse scratch.
>>151123368Take up a martial art
>>151123374kek
>>151123368good evening Sam "the cuck" Mitchell
>>151123368
>>151123395kek
australia is an ethnically english country
tobacco firebombings have sorta been stopped
do any of you cunts have any life experience
If you have existed for a day you have life experience.
>>151123431why are you looking for some like a scab?
I've never had a job, gf or social life
>>151123430Selling illegal smokes has been normalised. The only people that ever got firebombed where holdouts that refused to stock and sell illegal cigarettes. Now that virtually all of them do there's no need to destroy their stores.
>>151123424>ethnically englishgotta be more specific. do you mean the celtic/brittanic peoples or the invader anglo-saxon savage mutts?
>>151123437good lad
there is not a single person out there who knows about this topic but (you) the reader
>>151123437I've had all three but have none now. All my life experience and yet we end up in the same spot.
>>151123443>what is ethnogenisis??idiot
i have a fear of very tall buildings, can't be near them, certainly won't go in one
ausfailia is more scottish than anything
>>151123473crisp indian-australian
got my heart broken twice. wouldn't wish this upon anyone
the selwood family is definitely more scottish if anything
Tasmania to make Nick Daicos the Gary Ablett Jnr offer.$3 million sign on bonus9 years @ $2m/yearCaptain
>>151123488based vaxx enjoyer
>>151123491he wouldn't because hes a little macedonian bitchboy
>>151123493Where'd you get your medical degree, mate?
>>151123498whered you get your health issues after 2021 champ?
>>151123505You've had health issues since birth.
>>151123505answer the question you cowardly dodger
kek
I learnt more from /pol/ and facebook than I did from medical school
>>151123505I haven't had any health issues, m8. But please tell me more about how le vax will kill me
you cunts are funny
Got him dancing to my tune, lads.
almost time for bed
>>151123541bitch
sassy
just download the mcfucking maccas mcapp and mcshut up
mackers isnt even good anymore
it was always shit
png is an abo country basically
Imagine complaining about fast food slop. What do you fucking expect? It tastes all right, just eat it.
mackers has changed in a bad way
>>151123561Never really was. The only thing they had going for them was things involving the soft serve icecream machine (30c cones, sundaes and thick shakes).Hungry Jacks had better burgers and nuggets.KFC had better burgers, nuggets and chips.
mackers was good here in my majoritivly white neck of the woods. but mackers has changed in a big and bad way since they changed the mcchicken without telling anyone.
Ah, goyslop. The plebocrat's fuel.
>>151123588dont pretend you dont eat it when you are on nightshift down in pine gap you little porker
You stupid fucking asshole. You ruined everything. I'm gonna kill you.[me to myself in the morning]
>>151123201V-line has always been 90% subsidised by the government, it might as well be free
>>151123598goodnight alco
I am monitoring all your posts.
Tasmania is going to be grim, imagine your team gets their ass beat by fucking Tasmania
What is the next step of Melbourne Demons master plan?
>>151123631fingering me until i cum
>>151123621How much do ASIO roles pay?
>>151123631>no Petracca, no Oliver, no May, no McVeeI think avoiding the wooden spoon might be the only plan they have now.
>>151123638Depends on various factors.
>>151123651Such as?
>>151123653I am not at liberty to discuss such things with you.
>>151123653Depends how far they gape you. They pull out the tape measure and multiply the diameter by your base rate.
might start up a carpet/rug business in canberra and never be open iykwim haha
>>151123664Crisp brown going for a PR
I know you are lurking.
>>151123621based savant
I am watching you scroll.
I am tickling your knob.
I am pulling your strings.
I am pulling your underwear down.
>two nights in a row where I'm feeling to tired to jerk offGotta fix my sleeping habits.
i'm scared of skyscrapers
iggies
i want my penis in matisse stynes
>Born: 23 November 2009UH OHHHH
nah fuck yas all. everyone talks big like they’re solid but when it’s me needing a hand suddenly no one’s around. i’m always there for yous, no questions asked. dogs the lot of ya. only one that matters is mum and she’s crook as. don’t ever call me for shit again cunt
spot the odd one out
>>151123946Crisp>>151124257Lmao
>>151124256i'll give you a hand mate... nggh...
>>151124329Fuck you, you don’t know what it’s likeTo be so messed up that you hope that you dieWhen you're over your life and you know that you mightPut a knife to your throat as you cry but I chose to survive'Cause I think I could focus and try moreDon’t wanna die from emotions I hideYou couldn’t care that I’m broken insideYou just poke and provoke till the moment's arrivedWhy? Why you gotta do this to me?You're choosin' to be so abusive and meanRefusin' to leave till my brain has been takenYou’re basically placin' the noose on the beamEverybody wants that according to youNo more torment, Jordan, we're throughNo more talkin', the door has been shutI’m ignorin' it, just like you taught me to doGoodbye
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EFXZqyl8xKEwut
Two more sleeps until NRL kino.
Krakouer.. swans have won the grand final
>>15112487850 supercoach points from that goal
>iggers get priority pick with the expectation they are to send it to bane for starcevich to not dilute their allen compo>bane get allen and draper as free agents, meaning they would have got no compo for starcevich leaving otherwise or a shit pick in a trade>have somehow ended up with a bonus 1Rswannys always looking out for bane
>>151125189He’s looking out for West Coast with that one. They just manufactured a way for Iggs to get Starcevich and keep pick 2.
>>151127298no it's manufactured way to ensure the back to back premiers can sign two free agents and still get a compo pick for a FA who is leaving when they otherwise would not have.
Igg morn
BREAKING:"Christian Petracca has chosen the Gold Coast Suns as his preferred destination." - @tommorris32 with some big breaking news
>>151127502No that’s incidental. All about ensuring West Coast keep their real priority pick.
>>151129461Should mean that gets done much more quickly. Gold Coast have far more available to satisfy the Dees in a trade.
>>151129654Crisp
>>151129654next year teams outside of the 8 won't have their compo diluted when bringing in free agents. they could've just signed off on the iggs doing that now but they wanted to give bane another handout first.
Copping this. then sluts will be copping this. and by this, I mean my horrible personality and badly made cocktails and shitty conversation with my clumsy attempts at flirting and getting a root the true icing on the cake. form an orderly queue bitches, i'm going to turn you into lezzos.
