***HEADLINES***•Niners rule out Purdy, Pearsall, Jennings for TNF•A.J. Brown says post wasn't about Eagles, Hurts•Colts' Howard retires on heels of Rams showing (PUKA MAKIN NIGGAS RETIRE MID SEASON LOL)•Ravens remain mum on injured Lamar's status•Dart: Chip on my shoulder over Saints draft snub•Commanders' Daniels plans to play vs. Chargers•Facing QB questions, Shedeur goes full mime•Browns bench Flacco, turn to Gabriel as starterVOTE on Scarletism's Official /nfl/ board Power Rankings!>https://forms.gle/Khi8h9F7Ni6be6o96Last weeks results >>151118500***WEEK 5 SCHEDULE***-TNF->SF@LARSunday's Games>MIN @ CLE (London Game)-Morning->LV @ IND>NYG @ NO>DAL @ NYJ>DEN @ PHI>MIA @ CAR-Afternoon->TEN @ AR>TB @ SEA>DET @ CIN>WSH @ LAC-SNF->NE @ BUF-MNF->KC@JAXBye Week>ATL CHI GB PIT***HIGHLIGHTS***>Gruden breaks down TNF matchup https://youtube.com/watch?v=fQuCccVAR9g&si=mX4IOJKMGcgXfCEH>Week 4 Review from some youtuberhttps://youtube.com/watch?v=8BDY7VjgWtE&si=yIJ79Vymv8eTHADU>ThatsGoodSports Power Rankingshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=O6SC-LRJE0w&si=pex5gZ5k_MPKs7Dk>BONUS: watch the niners get outscored by a kicker to get swept and knocked out of the playoffshttps://youtube.com/watch?v=dYZa4GWpeuE&si=9NKS-HAedIipjzISGo Rams!Thread Theme:https://youtube.com/watch?v=kgcbQ0xCWMM&si=_u7kMJsf-nl2B2E_
If I was a football player I would literally just buy a bimbo to live with me
You play to win the game.
Rams better not choke tomorrow. Niners are the walking dead rn.
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>>151119107and there it is
>>151118704Bye week bros, what do you do>not watch any gamesOr >watch the games stress free
>>151118704Lions at Bengals?Bengals are gonna get torn to fucking shreds
>>151119435The lines set at -10.5 the line for the Browns was -9.5 and they actually have defense. Im thinking itll be like 52-10 im taking the Loins minus points as many as it lets me take lol.
Blacks are just better athletes sorry
Happy Birthday 4chinz, without you I'd probably waste my time on Facebook, or watching those shitty shows that debut after football games because otherwise no one would watch them, or bitching on facebook about those shows. I completely memory holed Queen Latifah as the equalizer but apparently they made 5 seasons of it. Also I memory holed urban meyer as the Jags coach despite that lasting less than a season and hom making a memory with that college girls ass hole.rip josh lambo
I still think MIke McDaniel is getting canned this season. Which game will cause it? I'm pretty sure it'll be losing to the NFC south and I wouldn't be surprised if it was handing the Saints their 1st win at the end of November.
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NVP
make the call
>>151122896The only man that can save the Bears season
>>151122896Just an image of that guy who took the bears to the NFC championship once.
>>151122896What has been going on with him the past few years? Last I heard he was living semi-rural somewhere near Vanderbilt fighting chicken thieves. Something was stealing chickens from his chicken coop and he was day drinking at local bars everyday.
>o line play at an all time low>entire nfl feeder system completely broken by meme qb focus, NIL and a complete lack of development >utter lack of new coaching talent coming through (including mandated DEI hires and nepo babies) >cba basically makes practise illegal The quality of the product is getting worse and worse each year. In 10 years time the nfl will be completely unwatchable garbage on par with the nba
Woody Jonson lets his teenage son make personnel decisions based on Madden ratings.
>>151123486nfl and football in general badly needs outside influence philosophically. it's too lazy from being fed players for free. the coaching in the sport as a whole is bozo levels bad from being too insular then the nepo/dei shit compounds it the higher up you go
>>151119045Too bad Herm Edwards was terrible at winning games
>>151123562Based
Miami Dolphins' Tua Tagovailoa game-day carb loads and hydrates to lower concussion odds>Miami Dolphins quarterback Tua Tagovailoa is increasing his carbohydrate and water intake to help reduce concussion risk.>Doctors advised Tagovailoa that carbs help the body retain fluids, which can better protect the brain.Ketolards BTFO. Full carb Tua has never turndaballover.
Perna and Grossi are so much better than Urinating Tree or anyone else from Clickbait
Barry McCockner
The only thing that can save the city of Cincinatti is White Power
>>151123744He sucks.
The Browns defense are easily 1st place in opponent yards per play but 24th in opponent points per game. The Browns offense is literally so bad that they not only can't be carried by their offense but they are an active detriment to their defense. If the Browns even had an average offense they'd be a top 8 team in the league.
>>151119045>You play for draft position. You play to help your coach friends get promotions and raises by letting them win
Good morning
>>151123804Do you wish me a good morning, or mean that it is a good morning whether I want it or not; or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?
>>151123804
jagwires
Good morning Jets fans!
>>151123775What is it like being a Browns fan, I'd like to follow the NFL but I don't care about big market meme team bullshit. Is it just straight suffering, or is it kinda fun?
>>151123815Listen pal, you're going to have a good morning whether you like it or not
Coach Prime.
Strutting into my first 0-17 season like
>>151123821H*nd h*ld beefore marriage? What a sloooooot D:
>>151123855>>151123815Gm :3
>>151123851They signed one of the best quarterbacks in the league when he was still really young and he immediately became one of the lowest ranked starters in the nfl and not just for a few games, he's permanently terrible and they owe him a gorillion dollars
>>151123915Are they still blaming Art for it?
Not seeing much apologizing to tua
>>151123932>he beat the jets I’ve seen enough. The Dolphins are winning the superb owl
>>151123932Oh you Tuanons crack me up
>>151123938Did they or did jets pull a lolmets?
>>151123944....starting to be exposed!!!! !!!
So. Black QBs suck ass. You cant win the owl with a QB that sucks ass. Does that mean Patrick Mahomes must be white?
>>151123963Mahomes is green, desu.
>>151123967he's been in the league like 10 years what are you talking about?
>>151123963You can win an owl with an Oreo like Patrick Mahomes or Jalen Hurts (articulate, extremely white mannerisms, lightskinned) but you can’t win with a Coach Primate like Lamar.
>>151123971Hes a frog owo;
According to Spotrac, every single tight end that hit the free agent market this past offseason is currently on an NFL roster
da bvrrs
>>151123906Take that back
>>151123987I bet shes into l..Lewder stuff like interlaced fingers :3c
How does Jalen Hurts avoid these things, but Tua exemplifies them?
>>151123987Catbox her doing paizuri
Would you have paid Brock Purdy? Be honest.
>>151124002Is that why saban ran off hurts in favor of tua
Patty Cuckitini
>>151124065Given how Glass Purdy shattered as soon as he was paid, no.
>>151124065Not what they paid him anyway
>>151124065>Would you have paid Brock Purdy?No. She's a weak little white bitch who's too small for the league. The faggot sissy should go to the CFL.
>>151123915>One of the best quarterbacks in the leagueLmao. Anyone who actually thought Watson was good deserves ridicule. He was fantasy football good, never reality good
>>151124065Absolutely not, he does nothing to elevate the offense.
HeyBasically goof is eliteI know.... UGH I know ..... I'm sorry!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!It's just that jared goof is an elite quarterback in this leagueHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHHAHAHAHAHA
>>151124076No hindsight.
>>151124142Oh, ok. Then yes, but not nearly as much. 9ers are in a rough spot where they need a QB and there really isn't a better option. There's no star QB just floating around and there are a lot of bums worse than Purdy looking for payday. Purdy is good enough, but isn't worth however much they're giving him
>>151124065No
>>151124002Because Hurts is a football autist.
>>151123775Somehow they're not even the worst in that regard
why are the niners so cursed? is it because theyre in commiefornia?
>>151124214The retarded "injuries build a callous" mindset
>>151124133He is one level below elite
>That shirtNike and Reebok were unmitigated disasters for the NFL.
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 5 Edition!1. Philadelphia Eagles 32 (NC | NC)2. Buffalo Bills 31 (NC | NC)3. Detroit Lions 30 (+2 | +1.6)4. Los Angeles Rams 29 (+2 | +2.6)5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27.7 (-2 | -1.8)6. Los Angeles Chargers 26.9 (-2 | -2.1)7. Kansas City Chiefs 25.8 (+1 | +1.2)8. Seattle Seahawks 25.2 (+5 | +5.3)9. Washington Commanders 23.1 (-2 | -2.5)10. Indianapolis Colts 23 (+2 | +0.9)11. Baltimore Ravens 21.1 (-2 | -3.3)12. San Francisco 49ers 20.7 (-2 | -2)13. Denver Broncos 20.1 (+3 | +2.8)14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19.3 (+4 | +4)15. Green Bay Packers 18.8 (-4 | -3.5)16. Jacksonville Jaguars 18.3 (+3 | +4)17. Minnesota Vikings 16 (-3 | -3)18. Arizona Cardinals 14.9 (-3 | -2.7)19. Atlanta Falcons 13.9 (+5 | +4.2)20. Chicago Bears 13.2 (NC | +0.4)21. Dallas Cowboys 11.7 (+2 | +1.9)22. Houston Texans 11.1 (+3 | +2.5)23. New England Patriots 10.2 (+4 | +4)24. Cincinnati Bengals 9 (-7 | -6.4)25. Miami Dolphins 7.2 (+4 | +3.4)26. New York Giants 6.9 (+5 | +4.7)27. Cleveland Browns 6.3 (-5 | -4)28. Carolina Panthers 5.1 (-7 | -6.3)29. Las Vegas Raiders 4.5 (-3 | -2.9)30. New York Jets 3 (-2 | -2)31. New Orleans Saints 2 (+1 | +1)32. Tennessee Titans 1 (-2 | -2)
>>151124247brock purdy looks like a midwestern youth pastor
>>151123775They should also be 2-2, but their kicker choked
>>151124249>9. Washington Commanders 23.1 (-2 | -2.5)Too high
>>151123870Blacks are so cringe.
>>151124249Everybody still overrating the Bucs
>>151124133>It's just that jared goof is an elite quarterback in this leagueEvery year you people do this. When will you learn?
>>151124282No, that's you
>>151124289>He's looking in the mirror
I'm beginning to come around to the idea that biggest problem the Eagles offense has right now is actually O-line health and not play-calling.Play-calling would also influence yards before contact but the bigger issue is probably the O-line. They faced a lot of heavy boxes last year too and did well against them.
>>151123870expect many more to come
>>151123870I want the jets to do better so I can see shit like this again, I want full on unc cookout moves
>>151124306>iggles>problems Anon they literally cant stop winning
>>151124306Here's a good example, I think. This block on the pull is one that Dickerson usually makes easily. He's a little slow and out of control here, and what would otherwise likely have been a big gain is instead stopped in the backfield.
What team is a sleeper in your eyes?
>>151124306I told you guys that the Eagles wouldn't be healthy enough to survive the season
>>151123870>hated my QB since he was in high school>hated my coach since picrelit's brutal jets bros...
don't mind us, just the most elite team in sports right now
>>151124337I never said the problems are catastrophic, but it's clear they are not playing at the level they should be.
>>151124338Yeah I'm pretty sure he's hurt. It might be in their best interest to let him rest a week or two.
>>151124351
>>151124337Eagles fans (and Philly sports fans in general) are some of the most negative around. They always expect to be disappointed, and assume any little issue means It's Over.
>>151124352I wish my cardinals had these problems
>>151124368We talkin bout practice?
>>151124390The "Browns" "Won" a "Game" that "totally counted for real bro please believe me"
>>151124390A loss is a loss, I'm afraid
>>151124351Wow, less losses than NBA teams who played a whole season of 82 games? Impressive...
>>151124351None of those NFL teams have played in October so they're all undefeated
>>151124394Not true, practice games are not real games, that's why they don't count towards real game records
>>151124401>if you remove all our losses, we don't loseI suppose you're correct there
>>151124390How many championships and Olympic gold medals did this faggot win again?
>>151124401>Preseason games aren't games. J-j-just ignore the part where it says "games"...
>>151124419they officially don't count
who would win?
Bengals lost to the vikings, by 40
>>151124413>If you remove games that don't count and aren't legally binding in any way, shape, or formOtherwise every scrimmage would count towards a team's record.
People really are malding over the fact that in 2025, the Philadelphia Eagles are undefeated and have lost 0(zero) games, while no other sports team can say the same.
my joshie ;)
>>151124431joey glass possible comeback factor?
>>151124432>legally bindingKek, "legally binding"? Do you even know what that means? Normal NFL games aren't legally binding either, they don't legally bind anyone to anything
>doing pick em>80% chose the Gnats over the AintsLolwut.jpg
predict texans @ ravens
ya, we're repeating
>>151124456Texans. That defense will eat up Pooper Flush
>>151124456Toxins by 8
>jared goff's record with the rams: 42 - 27>jared goff's record with the lions: 42 - 26 - 1what a goof
>>151124471>lachoke
>>151124477Can lose 5TD games and win 5 INT gamesNever too high never too lowThe Vanilla EnigmaGerald Golf
>>151124482He's out on Sunday from what I saw, not that it'd make much of a difference
>>151124477>throws 4 INTs in the biggest game of the year in you are path
will the defense show up for the pats game?
>>151124431>two shit teamsWho cares?
McDermott is an Allen babby
>>151124505>PatsThis isn't the Rex Ryan era anymore
I prefer my offense to be fiscally responsible. No wasted yards, no wasted points. That's just how my Eagles play.
>>151124512yeah, but it's a divisional game and the defense has made a bunch of shit qbs look elite so far this season.
OH NO NO NO NO NO
>>151124516>No wasted yards, no wasted points.Yeah, only a waste of our time!DOHOHOHOHOHO
>>151124525Can any of the fans play QB or WR or DE?
>>151124454Weird that it's not closer to 100%
>>151119045You game to win the play
bet it all on the ravens
>giants are coming off a win against the 3 - 0 chargers>currently a 2 pt underdog to the 0 - 4 saintswhat's going on
is he right?
>>151124507The Vikings are a good team held back by poor quarterback play. The Bengals are an ATROCIOUS team propped up by elite quarterback play, when that quarterback gets hurt, its OVER.
>>151124584the NVP has lost their next game over 70% of the time
>>151124584Nabers is out for the season and it's in New Orleans so Vegas gives them a 3.5 point home field advantage
>Bills sign Australian punter Mitch Wishnowsky to one-year deal
>>151124597Fuck off dov
>becomes the next Randy Moss in your path
>>151124525>That thing that happens literally every game? Yeah it's happening again!Rams have no fans.
>>151124604>The Vikings are a good teamNo they aren't
>>151124604Quarterback is the most important position. If they're a "good team" with a shit quarterback they're actually not a good team. So why should I care about them?
>>151124604>The Vikings are a good teamsource?
>>151124351Enjoy posting that image. You've got three more days.
>>151124597He’s right. Rams, Lions & Bills are the most impressive teams thus far. Every win has been a 1-score victory. But, they’re still undefeated and have had one of the toughest schedules. Interested to see how they play Denver
>>151124664>RamsThe team that lost to the Eagles?
Why do Goodell and the NFLPA make such a big stink about player safety yet refuse to do anything about Metlife Stadium? That shithole has caused far more calamitous injuries than the Anal Advance and the undeclared onside kick.
Wife's going to her bull's place for the game tonight :)
>>151124664Didn't the Lions lose?
>>151124664>LionsThe team that lost to the Packers?
>>151124713She's going to the zoo? Why aren't you going with her?
Come on ride the float Hey ride it.
>>151124718>>151124739>week 1Lions will split the series at home on Thanksgiving with a better record and the stupids will have to feign surprise and reorder their precious rankings
>>151124701>the team that got fucked by the REFFIES on the road>no AJ Brown OPI>Puka Nacua taunting >False Start on tush push (not called of course) >Rams outgained the Eagles >Rams had more 1st downs >Rams had more sacks All I’m saying, is the Rams looked like the better team. I feel like this should be pretty objective (?) I mean good for the Eagles though , it’s better to be lucky than not. And to have the refs on your side, than not. We will see how long they keep it up.
>>151124065fuck NOI literally called it too, as soon as they paid him I knew it would be the jimmy g situation all over againbut NOOOOOOOOOO I'm just a stupid idiot who doesn't know what he's talking about, surely the literal game manager won't be another failed and overrated prospect who was only even given a chance because the niners had no other options at QB wouldn't be another flunkfuck you, fuck turdy, and fuck the niners, I was RIGHT
Will Detroit go into Philly and win?
>>151124775If it was in Detroit, I’d say yes. I’d say 50/50 in Philly. But playoff Goff throws multiple picks
>>151124775No but if they did the discourse would be unbearable
>black QBs
>>151123467blind from diabetes
>>151124786>throws multiple picks >Jared Thomas Goff has played in 10 playoff games, throwing 5 interceptions, averaging 2 a game, although this inflation is due to one game where he got picked off thrice Cope
>>151124604>Elite QB playUnless he loses one of his All Pro WRs then they suck ass.
>>151124796>Detroit public educationAny number of picks above 1.0 is multiple picks, "bro"
>>151124791That's a white QB thobeit
>>151124775>Outdoor stadium>Goof at QBNo
>>151123974explain Doug Williams
>>151124810No one said it wasn’t. But u claiming he’s throwing multiple picks a game like it actually happens when there’s one game where he threw 3, which inflates the average makes u wrong. Learn how averages work.
>>151124814What happened against Lameme?
>>151124761>no AJ Brown OPISame exact no-call on the Adams TD>Puka Nacua tauntingEagles had a ridiculous taunting flag too>False Start on tush push (not called of course)The Rams moved at the same time or earlier, plus were lined up in the neutral zone.>Rams outgained the EaglesWho cares lol>Rams had more 1st downsWho cares lol>Rams had more sacksWho cares lolThere was no clear refball in that game in favor of either side, it's really weird that Rams fans were/are whining so much.>the Rams looked like the better teamNot really, and they lost.
>>no AJ Brown OPI>Same exact no-call on the Adams TD>>Puka Nacua taunting>Eagles had a ridiculous taunting flag too>>False Start on tush push (not called of course)>The Rams moved at the same time or earlier, plus were lined up in the neutral zone.>>Rams outgained the Eagles>Who cares lol>>Rams had more 1st downs>Who cares lol>>Rams had more sacks>Who cares lol>There was no clear refball in that game in favor of either side, it's really weird that Rams fans were/are whining so much.>>the Rams looked like the better teamNot really, and they lost.
>>1511247965 picks in 10 playoff games is 0.5 picks a game, not 2, your AI is retarded
>>151124815I could play QB with that O Line
>>151124831Lameme had to shit please understand
>>151124815Doug Williams? How long has he been a black quarterback?
i know only 6 bucs fans exist here but ill say it anywaythe bucs are on pace for an NFL record 89 injuries this season, with bucky irving being the latest (listed as doubtful for Sunday and spotted wearing a boot at practice).averaging over 6.4 injuries/game.
>>151124857
>>151124861Pathetic
>>151124857thats enough injuries to replace an entire nfl rostertheyre basically the ship of thesueis at this point. week 17 will be a bunch of people from practice squads
>>151124861
This is the easiest way to tell if someone is able to think critically or if they’re a massive retard
>>151124861Professional QB by the way
>>151124879what a fucking chad.
>>151124861the raiders are paying this guy like $35m a year for the next 2 seasons lol
how many 49ers will he retire tonight?
>>151124900Those bozos have always been papart tigers
>>151124900I'm sick of Matthew Statpad and his forcefed memereceiver of preference menacing the league year after year after year, can he go back to a shit, irrelevant team so I can stop thinking about him
>>151124900Bandwagon plastic Mickey Mouse team
>>151124832Devontae extended one hand. Very ticky tack. AJ Browns TD was a full-blown two hand shove. Huge difference >Eagles got a taunting tooWhich was deserved. Puka’s by NFL definition of the rule, was not taunting. >“B-but they moved first!!” holy fucking bias. It was the 2nd straight week (after that Chiefs game) that the line got caught on a false-start that wasn’t called All of that & again, the 2 blocked kicks were miraculously lucky (even by the words of many Philly fans). And like I said, it’s better to be lucky than not (;
>>151124861More like Kino Smith
>>151124941enjoy him while he's still here, one of the last huwhite gunslinger QBs before the muttmeme invasion.
>>151124941>>151124955Best receiver in the league, makin’ ya seethe
>>151124982peak neanderthal genes
>>151124964The Adams TD was obviously OPI. Not worth continuing this conversation if you can't admit that.
last one for today
>>151124972
>>151124974God I love Stafford. I just wish he wasn't on the Rams. What a great QB.
>>151125033Built for Big Commander Cock
>>151125016Of we can admit that then you can admit all the other bullshit that went in the Eagles favor too
>>151125024cute
Rams bros, what are we doing after Stafford? He’s still a major injury, or Super Bowl victory away from retirement. The college QB’s kind of seem like ass this year. I’m almost down to trade one of our 1st round picks for help in the secondary. I can’t imagine someone like Burrow, or Dak becoming available over the next couple years. And I don’t want Lamar
>>151124861should be banned from the nfl
>>151125116You should be more worried about what McVay thinks about the QB position than anything else. He's bolting when Stafford is done and then you're back to a basement team.
>>151118704>Super Bowl half time show starts >DALEEEEEE! >Bad Bunny starts mumbling his Spanish rap>lots of naked big booty Latina bouncing up and down to the beat on stage >crowd is a bunch of 55 year old Amerimutts seething at themFinna be the most lit half time show of all time
>>151125116I like Brendan Sorsby at Cincy. Good size and mobility and efficient passer. McVay could coach him up.
>>151124879Sounds like commie retardation to me
>>151124861The same people that propped this faggot up are now telling you Sam Darnold is good. Don't ever believe them.
>>151125092What other bullshit? A taunting call? There are bullshit taunting calls all the time now, and the Eagles have been hit by them too.The QB sneak stuff is just silly. The defense commits fouls on the play every time (lining up in the neutral zone, jumping the snap) and either way any false start is not apparent unless you slow the footage way down.
>>151125148this is fantastic bait, because it’s very possible. I can see him wanting to be with a legacy franchise like the Cowboys (after Jerry Jones fucking dies). I’m sure it’s not fun being the most praised coach amongst his peers (Shannahan, Lafleur), but not being with a franchise is prestigious and historic as the Niners or Packers.
>>151125160He looks too fookin skinny
>>151125193He won't go to another team, not immediately at least, he'll go into broadcasting to have some time at home.
>>151125116Joey Bortion on the Rasm to repeat the Stafford arc would be too funny
Are you more of a City Fumble guy, or a Country Fumble guy?
I miss this Bears legend like you wouldn't believe
>>151125184Plenty of times the Eagles were holding in the secondary too. Wasn’t being called at all in the 2nd half once the momentum was heading Eagles way
>>151125225>"A city fumble is if there is a lot of bodies around, you get on it. If it's a country fumble, and there's not a lot of bodies around.">"Like if you're in...help me out here... Westchester, right? Then you can scoop and score. If you're in downtown Philly, you've got to get on the ball."I know my dumb ass would think everything's a country fumble in the moment because who doesn't want to score a TD. So I'd say it's probably safe for a scrub like me to just fall on everything.
>>151125225I'm more of a suburban foomble guy
>>151125225Im a hood fumble guy
>I heard you call me “Boring Barbie” when the coke’s got you brave. High-fived my ex and then you said you’re glad he ghosted me. Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face Some people might be offended / But I think it’s actually sweet All the time you’ve spent on me / It’s honestly wild / All the effort you’ve put in / It’s actually romantic>I really got to hand it to you / No man has ever loved me like you do Hadn’t thought of you in a long time / But you keep sending me funny valentines. And I know you think you’re vicious / But it’s precious, adorable / Like a tiny chihuahua barking at me from a tiny purse>That’s how I see you, baby / How many times has your boyfriend said “Why are we always talking about her?” It’s actually sweet / All the time you’ve spent on me / It’s honestly wild. All the effort you’ve put in / It’s actually romantic>I really got to hand it to you / No man has ever loved me like you do. You think I’m tacky, baby / Stop talking dirty to me It sounded nasty but it feels like you’re flirting with me I mind my business, God’s my witness, that didn’t provoke it>It’s kind of hot the way you hate me It’s actually sweet / All the time you’ve spent on me. It’s honestly lovely / All the effort you’ve put in / It’s actually romantic>Really got to hand it to you / No man has ever loved me like you do. It’s actually romantic / You’ve just given me so much… attention It’s actually romantic / It’s so romanticWhat did Travis Kelce's fiance mean by this?
>>151124065Not fully guaranteed like what Deshaun and Dak. I think they can get rid of him after 2 seasons though
>>151125297>>>/mu/wpop
>>151125313They definitely be having 3-ways with other men and women. Both Taylor & Travis have closeted bisexual vibes. And she fatally gives off the vibe of a girl that likes to be DP’d
I will admit I would have sex with Taylor Swift if it would help my Cardinals win a Super Bowl.
>>151124597Eagles are last year's Chiefs?
>>151124775No. The Lions need a number of explosive plays each game to win. It’s why they’re so good at running up the score on shit teams. They’ll be bottled up and force Goff to dink and dunk. The Eagles are great at slowing games down.
>>151125320Fuck I haven’t been on /mu/ in years. Did they make WPOP to counter K-POP?
>>151125347And they say Germans aren't funny
Any juicy NFL trade rumors out there?
>>151119107>Kyle Murray
>>151125359Who says this?
>>151125366Based Goodel using the disabled as Kleenex.
>>151125373Many people are saying this
>>151124861>This is who the Kiwibitch thought was elite
>>151125366Roger BADELL
>the only cope they have left is that McVay somehow retires suddenlyWouldnt have believed you in 2017 had you told me kem
Germans are funny as long as they avoid the fart and toilet humor (they usually don't avoid it)
>>151125373See this is when Germans are funny. Because we all pictured you in our heads saying it in a thick German accent very angrily, as if the implication was that you would summarily execute our family if you were dissatisfied with the answer.
cook babby
>>151124974Rams will make a deal with the Bengals for Burrow, after Stafford retires at the end of this season.
>>151119435>>151119557
>>151119804>Blacks are just better athletes sorry
>>151125435He should want out. They’re ruining his career.
Rams continue to grow in power and notoriety. Hopefully the Rammies win tonight and continue to embarrass Niner fans who pay premium to visit SoFi.
5000 word essay on why the Anus Advance™ is the greatest play in football
>>151125418>>151125386Haha so lets have zis one:>Quarterback Caleb Williams is driving around and gets stopped by the police. "We need to see your ID, boy". He asks "whats an ID?". The police officers exchange a confused look then one says "the little rectangle with your face. Normal people have it in their wallet or something when they leave the house". Caleb reaches for his purse and takes out his little makeup mirror and hands it to the policemen. The officers have a look and say "Sorry to disturb, carry on. We didnt know you were a police officer as well"
>>151125432At least he’s earning his pay raise.
>>151121316>X League has existed for 50 yearswtf
>>151125473@Grok please and thank you
>>151124972Tell your AI slop machine to make those revolvers
>>1511254768/10
>>151125449Do you think his leg aches before big snow storms?
GODleb
What did he mean by this?
>>151125465Imagine overpaying for tickets months in advance only to find out half your starters are toast, then driving south six hours down the 5 freeway into LA traffic only to get their salad tossed by the Lambs Couldn’t be me
>>151125592>SF and LA are 6 hours apartWtf I though it was like a 45 minute drive lmao
>>151125592This is the only time the Niners are ever relevant please understand this is their Super Bowl
>>151124119>>One of the best quarterbacks in the league>Lmao. Anyone who actually thought Watson was good deserves ridicule.Plenty of teams thought Deshaun Watson was a great QB and were in talks to get him, they just weren't stupid enough to give him a guaranteed contract.
>San Fransisco 49ers5 Super Bowl Wins>All of Los Angeles combined2 Super Bowl winsKEKAROO
>>151125640
>>151125644We have our own Jerry Rice now in case you haven’t heard..
>QBBills>RBEagles>WREagles>TEEagles>OTsEagles>IOLBills>EdgeBills>IDLEagles>LBEagles>CBEagles>SEagles
>>151125661Pic unrelated, sadly.
>>151125624in LA 45mins is a drive to the gas station
>>151125592Most of them live near LA or in the central valley. My cousin is going to the game and he lives 10 min away
>>151125556I am cautiously optimistic about him right now
>>151125624Nah man. California is a huge state. It’s like 5 hours from the northern border to SF, then another 6 hours to L.A., then another 2 hours to San Diego. But if you fly, then yeah it’s like an hour, even a little less most of the time between SF & LA
>>151125624LA is far closer to SD and that's still a 2 hour drive. Going to SF is like traveling across the entirety of france.
>being a fan of a team that's not your dad's favorite team ISHYGDDT
>>151125644>Pre salary cap owlsLmao
https://forms.gle/Khi8h9F7Ni6be6o96unlike other power rankings, where teams should be ranked in this one is decided on by your guys' votes. rate how good you think each team is right now on a scale of 0 at worst to 10 at best. I'll post the results on thursday, including the change from last week's ratings.LAST WEEK'S results, for reference:1. (9.448) Buffalo Bills2. (8.709) Philadelphia Eagles3. (8.563) Detroit Lions4. (8.515) Los Angeles Chargers5. (7.714) Indianapolis Colts6. (7.562) Tampa Bay Buccaneers7. (7.405) Green Bay Packers8. (7.022) Los Angeles Rams9. (6.990) Baltimore Ravens10. (6.106) Kansas City Chiefs11. (5.978) San Francisco 49ers12. (5.901) Minnesota Vikings13. (5.884) Washington Commanders14. (5.831) Seattle Seahawks15. (5.160) Pittsburgh Steelers16. (5.140) Denver Broncos17. (4.706) Arizona Cardinals18. (4.068) Jacksonville Jaguars19. (3.812) Cleveland Browns20. (3.794) Chicago Bears21. (3.604) Houston Texans22. (3.353) Las Vegas Raiders23. (3.114) New England Patriots24. (3.092) Dallas Cowboys25. (2.974) Cincinnati Bengals26. (2.960) Carolina Panthers27. (2.604) New York Jets28. (2.342) Atlanta Falcons29. (1.881) New York Giants30. (1.858) Miami Dolphins31. (1.023) New Orleans Saints32. (1.004) Tennessee Titans
SoFi >>>> Levi's Its just the annual tacit admission of theirs that always seems to get lost in these discussions. No other fanbase prides themselves on publicly spending exorbiant amounts of money at their rivals stadium for "clout" and "bragging rights" its immigrant behavior to say the least.
>Pre New Kickoff owlsLmao
>>151125463>He should want out. They’re ruining his career.They absolutely are. He's currently on the same track as Stafford was with the Lions: a great QB carrying a shitty team but I think Burrow has learned from Stafford not to wait 12 years before GTFO and will demand a trade after this season.In fact, I suspect his insistence that the Bengals pay out the ass for two top notch WRs was because he wanted to ramp up his stats this season to get the best trade deal for himself that he could.
>>151125720This is gay ass gatekeeper shit. Just let people see the results beforehand.
>>151125696>>151125704Yes and that's if you take interstate 5. The scenic route is far longer but recommend if you ever get the chance
>>151125720What time do the new rankings come out?>>151125756Nah that's lame
>>151125711My dad is a fan of a laughing stock franchise and stopped watching the NFL because of it
>>151125759>"interstate 5">not "the 5"tourist spotted
>Clay Matthews >actually made of flesh and boneWho writes this shit?
>>151125759Yeah I took the scenic route back from Oregon this past summer after a bachelor party. It’s gorgeous, but also tedious. The driving (mainly at night and sunset/sunrise) is really rough north of SF. Plus I think there are points around Big Sur that are closed and you need to proceed with an alternate route. But yeah, still recommended
Just rode the float
>>151125777Same with mine. I don’t blame him. How could you be a Vikings fan for decades?
Hey /nfl/, >your team drafts well and extends their good players early before they reach free agency, right?
>>151125795Good morning. Did you actually get some sleep last night? Any plans to look for a job today, or just more posting?
what went so horribly wrong?
>>151125592Does he know?
>>151125435Can even LA handle two metrosexuals on the level of McVay and Burrow on the same team?
>>151125839I get paid to write essays and ask people for photos
>>151125756I didn't realize that was disabled mb. try checking again, it should be visible now. there's a lot of people trying to manipulate the results this week that got filtered though so keep that in mind.>>151125773I didn't have a set time, I'll definitely cut it off before TNF starts at the very latest, but ideally it would be before then. if possible I'd like a few more votes to come in and break a few ties in the current results since ties are very gay.
Everyone on the chiefs getting marriedWhy arent you?
>>151125828i scored a 97 on the ASVAB and i dont understand this table
>>151125690There's still growing pains to be had as he learns this offense. All I can say is don't get too low if he has a bad game.
>>151125846Central Valley Californians pick and choose which city they represent. Same reason Padres fans shout Beat LA, but love the Lakers.
been thinking about calebs tight little hole again
>>151125861*false starts*
Why haven't the Bengals signed Colin Kaepernick?
>>151125676>>151125846As a Rams fan in LA (Long Beach actually). You see just as many Rams fans as 49er fans around here. Raiders fans are dying every year though, which is nice
>tfw he shows you his EPA/Play
>>151125846We call these people clowns btw
Micah Parsons has 2.5 sacks and Nik Bonitto has 4.5 sacks yet mutts told me Parsons was the most dominant player in football or something keeeeeeek
Why haven't the Packers signed Colin Kaepernick?
>>151125352Eagles have given up a bunch of big plays already. This is a different defense from last season. Their pass rush is very mid now.
>>151125927is EPA/Play the most objective stat we have? considering we don't know the playcalls or assignments on most snaps, it seems difficult to estimate what "average" performance should be or whether the player executed a + or - for any particular play.
>>151125927for me, its expected EPA in future drives vs preferred sideline gatorade color
>>151125861I'm already married
>>151125992Based. Same.
>>151125992Whats his name?
The Packers should trade Michael Parsnips for a real Quarterback like Shedoo Sampers
>>151125927still better than QBR tbdesu. proprietary stats with secret formulas that can't be externally verified aren't real stats at all.
>>151125994But you're germuslim, being married already doesn't mean you can't go out there and get another one
>>151126000Nice digits, Mullen.
>>151125972>Eagles have given up a bunch of big plays already.Have they? Is this just recency bias because of the 2 long TDs they gave up against Tampa? One was a fluke lucky play, and the other should have been called back for offensive holding.
Imagine being so fucking dumb your only excuse as to being a bandwagon faggot was because your city no longer had a football team anymore after 45 years of them being there. And then at the very LEAST not being a Raider fan or Charger fan with their ties to LA, but instead a fucking Niners fan - PURELY because they were winning at the time, you cannot tell me otherwise. A total bandwagoning moron transgender sports immigrant. A total fucking clown that deserves to be ridiculed and mocked daily. These """"""people"""""" live among us and think they arent a shitstain on our great state of California.
>>151125927I showed my Wife's mother in-law a chart i made sorting EPA/Play and ADoT, and she told me how horny it made her and we had the best sex of my life. Anyway, we both love Dak prescott and the Dallas Cowboys and will be watching games together from now on.
>Kelce lines up in-line only 1/3rd of the timeHe's not a TE
Trade idea: best player on your team for shit older player I don't want on my team anymore and a conditional 7th round pick
>>151126049Are you going to go to the Pro Football Hall of Fame to correct the record when he gets enshrined?
>>151126000
>>151126035Imagine typing all of that. Are Rams fans really this insecure? This who thread has been whining about other fans taking over their stadium
>>151126058I'll take it. I hope you enjoy Adoree Jackson
>>151126015Man sometimes I wish.
POV: everyone in a few months
>>151125476Knee-slapper, this will kill at the tailgate on Sunday
>>151126069Not even about the stadium idiot im mad that I have to constantly live around low iq immigrants
>>151126069And let me reiterate that the only people who do this are immigrants who have no understanding of local history, and only wanted to fit in seamlessly so they went with the crowd.
>>151126069basically just mad cause bad. ever since returning to LA the rams are 3-7 against the niners in sofi, and 7-12 overall.
>>151125711>Being a fan of PanathinaikosISHYGDDT
is Mack Jones playing today?
Diggs revenge game incoming.
>>151126083did you draw this? pretty based
>>151126083I respeck the fact that its the chiefs in the bowl
>>151126097Trip on youngcuck
to have burrow, chase, higgins, brown, and mixon in this time span and be dead last in big plays is ridiculous. bungles need a widescale rework of the entire franchise.
>>151126152>2025>drawinglol
>>151125984EPA is the best one yeah
>>151126132yeah purdy has another boo boo and so do jennings and pearsall, so we all get to suffer watching mac jones throw to kendrick bourne, demarcus robinson, skyy moore, and MVS. this is gonna be typical TNF garbage at its finest.
>>151126174hey guys with six fingers are people too shitlord
>>151126111Waited years to tell your 3DS posting ass this There is only ONE game that mattered, and you lost it. Eat a dick faggot lmaoo
>>151126172>49ers lead the league in big passing plays since 2022Wut. That sounds like some lies, purdy is a jimmy g clone.
>>151126152>did you draw this?Are you retarded? This feels like a post you would have seen 5 years ago before AI was a thing. Maybe this anon has been living in a coma.
>>151126223>>Wut. That sounds like some lies, purdy is a jimmy g clone.>t. retard who only watches ESPNpurdy LOVES to chuck the ball 20 yards down the middle of the field
>>151126223If purdy is a jimmy g clone why isn't he balls-deep in middle-aged pornstars 24/7
>>151125861>2023 Jawaan led the league in penalties (17)>2024 Jawaan was tied at #2 in penalties (14)>2025 Jawaan is currently leading the league with (6)
>>151124597>If they didn't win they would have lost.
>>151125508>>151126095Make sure you mention my flag when you retell it. Its proof Germans are funny
>>151126250That's not true though
>>151126224ai can’t make images, are you fucking retarded? my nephew explained the whole prompting process to me the other night
>>151126256Sorry but I will attribute it to a Pole instead
>>151126240probably cause his face looks like he's still in middle school
hours away from loaing 4 straightWeeks away from getting swept twice
>>151118704This is the worst OP I've seen in months. >VOTE on Scarletism's Official /nfl/ board Power Rankings!A tripfag giving attention to another tripfag and linking to his stupid poll. Keep this attention whoring on /vg/. /nfl/ is about football, not your blog.
>>151125503
>>151126223>purdy is a jimmy g clone.you need to watch more ball
bryce bros, it's over
>>151126282>ai can’t make images, are you fucking retarded? my nephew explained the whole prompting process to me the other nightNot sure if this anon is trolling or retarded. Which one?
>>151126172People say the Eagles offense is boring lel
>>151125503Don't give attention to AI slop spammers
>>151126332People also say astrology isnt real. Lots of people say lots of retarded shit.
Give attention to ai slop spammers>>151126312Thanks for changing it anon, much better
>>151124525imagine how much worse it would be for Sofi if that train connecting the cities actually finished
>>151126172There is no relationship between big plays and winning. Chiefs stopped going for big plays back in 2022, yet have been to 3 straight superbowls.
>>151126319always has been
>>151126305>OP is properly formatted for once>actually providing some value in threads with community polls and opinion>focuses on tripfags This is what happens when you let india use the internet
>>151126319Drafting a manlet QB number 1 was so dumb. At least Stroud looks like ass now too, so the Panthers were fucked from the start.
>>151126305thanks for the additional advertisement anonfren. should have the final results ready soon.
>>151126392I didn't know they stacked a Bryce Dung that high
>>151126401fuck off
>>151126372It’s less than an hour flight and >$100 plane ticket. If you want to attend the game, the ticket price is the worst part. I wouldn’t be surprised if the injury news dissuades some people from attending.
>lispy aspergers nepobaby shows up to ruin your football showZoomers are the fucking worst
>>151119435Trap game.
>>151126379>>>151126172 (You)>There is no relationship between big plays and winning.not true. that graph shows a clear correlation between the two. unless you believe the top 5 teams all being in the top 7 in win totals since 2022, and 4 of the bottom 5 teams are in the bottom 8 in win totals since 2022 is merely coincidence. chiefs are the outlier not the norm.
>>151126459temu dolph lundgren looking ass
>>151126319I like how this guy talks shit about everyone
will he break the record?
I don't really watch sports, but instead of telling other people that I just say I'm a Tennessee Titans, Washington Wizards, Cleveland Guardians, and a Buffalo Sabres fan for when I'm asked about their respective sports.That way nobody ever wants to ask me direct questions about the team while going "Man that must suck", and then the conversation turns into a discussion about their favorite team where I can just nod.
>>151126622>volume baby>stafford babyI have a homosexual mancrush on Puka but he's a fraud desu
>>151126595RjustAendVtheEntireNiggingSeason
>they added a sound system to my office today >it's been playing enya nonstop if i hear orinoco flow one more time im going to freak
>>151126595inb4 they improve with lameme out
>>151126630Thanks for giving away the normgroid tell. Sometimes I think people are being unironic. Im going to press people more often now about their fandoms in casual conversations in hopes to expose them for the frauds they are.
>>151126595IT'S OVER
>>151126689That Marcus Mariota kid is going to be really good man, they beat KC in playoffs
>>151126622Put him in the hall of fame already
>>151126672enya is nice, you need to chill out
>>151126646Damn, maybe the reason that they keep giving him the ball is because he's good and willing to catch anything that comes his way. Don't do Puka like that, anon.
puka blyat
>>151126240I'll always respect Jimmy for that. Having the balls to out out and fuck a girl you useful to want to is pretty epic. That and giving the 49ers hope for the first time in nearly a decade.>>151126223>t. Doesn't know ball
>only a quarter into the season Its going to get REAL disrespectful come December
>>151118704>>151126394>>151125720>>151125756>>151125773>Thanks for giving us your IP address for this poll, time to check to see if you guys have any open ports for meta exploits software. How about we not?
>>151126786>AI AnswerSo it's fake news, and Google forms don't collect IP Addresses at all
>>151126833Anon that peer to peer program you installed a while back left a port open. I now know what you've downloaded.
>>151126867I have never downloaded a single thing in my life. I'm posting from a library right now.
>>151126786>>151126867>nigga uses his bare ass ip to post and browse the web>he doesnt have dynamic IP address>not using IPv6>does NOT know config to release to manually change every month God you fucking zoomers disgust me
>>151126786I want all of us to have as few rights and as little privacy as possible
>>151126889Good luck using that excuse with the feds. Take ownership of what you downloaded. Man up.
>>151125846>Go to LA with Niners merch>get shot>Go to SF with Dodgers merch>get shotGood luck out there bro
>>151126907Oh, Greg and Charles are gonna come back? I had a nice chat with them over coffee and BLTs when they needed to confirm my "I'm going to bomb Disneyworld for real and not in minecraft, thousands of children will die due to my actions" post a a while back.
I only download 5000 word essays
>>151126676ravens always fucking suck without lameme
>Puka & JSN are now the best receivers in football Wide receiver evolution before our very eyes. Odunze & Egbuka is next
Anyway, The Eagles are 4-0 and everybody is mad about that fact.
>>151126968I still think it's funny that the Rams basically refused to target Nacua when he was in the slot against Dejean
Quite mid thread so far. Lets change that>Big Plays
>>151126968This is because CD is hurt and Chase/Jefferson QBs are dead/suck
>One of the remaining lawsuits against Deshaun Watson is set for trial on February 18what will happen with the NFL no longer protecting him?
>>151126898 >>151126942 >>151126935 >>151126889Alright, time to rig this vote for my Bears, join mehttps://forms.gle/Khi8h9F7Ni6be6o96I'm tired of this tripfag Scarletism and his attention whoring. Him linking it in the OP like a /vg/ waifufag crossed the line. It also logs IP addresses. There's really bad things you can do if you know another anon's IP which includes but not is limited to seeing all their download history on services that track it or using a metaploit software. It was cute while it lasted but I'm closing this poll for the safety of /nfl/.
Trippies got em worked
>>151126994never thought i'd say it but chase is a burrowbaby
my wife kay
The Kiwi is pregnant with my child
>>151126689most foids say they aren't fans. it's only autists who lie like that
>>151127038Bengals played two tough defenses on the road since Burrow went out. Chase will probably light up the Lions secondary at home and people will pretend Browning is good again.
>>151127049I look like this
>>151126980And the Broncos will change that fact
choose your fighter
>>151127099Its no wonder you got gaped in 2017. How much more cock have you taken since then?
>>151127131Correct. The Eagles will be 5-0 and everyone will be mad
Theres a foot ball game today
5000 word essay on Kay Adams feet in my mouth
>>151127154
How can he slap
>>151125711my dad thinks football is for faggots
>>151127186It's going to be okay Taylor Swift.
i do believe i shall goon until kickoff
>>151126646He's much better than the last fraud people propped up as good from the Rams. Cooper Kupp fucking sucks.
>>151127211Whoa..... now THIS is a beautiful female women. I'd like to see her vagina and milk producing breasts
>>151127222it should have been me
AHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOO!
The 49ers are super predictable without Kittle
>>151127211Asians already look like children but then they use retarded filters that make them look even younger and they end up looking like retarded anime girls. Not sure how anyone finds it attractive.
>>151127038You have it wrong, Burrow is a Chasebabby.
>>151126994>CeedeeKek. Dude has butter fingers >Chase Like the other guy said, Burrow-Baby. Burrow got him drafted as a pacifier when they should’ve drafted Sewell. >JJYeah, he’s up there. He’s dynamic, and it’s always been a shitty QB situation. But JSN is basically replicating JJ numbers with Darnold
>>151126672Nice blog, faggot
>>151127239Mahomes is spiritually 8 TDs and 0 INTs. That wasn't on Mahomes.
>>151127163Ravens suck
>>151127237Iktfb
5000 word essay on how one man getting da flu forever changed /nfl/
>>151126601>everyonehe goes out of his way to suck muttcock on a daily basis.
>>151126319welcome to cincinatti
>>151127273>That wasn't on Mahomes.Neat, so, anyways.
>gonna style on the 49whinIRs on national TV4-1 and a division lead never felt better (suck it hawks your gonna lose this week too)
>>151127258chase is about to have the worst season of his career because burrow isn't feeding him. higgins too
>>151126595>justintuckerlaughing.gif
5000 word essay on sniffing 'ynthia Frelund's socks
Can the jaguars beat my chiefs?
>>151127357yeah but they wont
>>151127356why would a network allow someone with this fucked up of a face wear an outfit like that?
>>151127368jewish
/nfl/ Power Ranking Week #4https://strawpoll.com/PKgle7QveZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKgle7QveZphttps://strawpoll.com/PKgle7QveZp>No IP logging>No tripfag attention whoring>Instant results
>>151127368Cynthia is for lewd
Not clicking that shit until I've purchased Norton antivirus
>>151127133gersgers got that dawg in him
Fuck off, dov
>>151127410my father in law got norton signature and ive been leeching his account for years now. and having sex with his daughter kek
Mike Stud is the most powerful Quarterback wife we've ever seen
Hola ese macarena gasolina yo quiero despacito por favor pendejo
>>151127434Your in-laws all hate you. They know you're face fucking their daughter. They know every time they visit their daughter's panties are soaked with your cum. How does it feel knowing deep down they despite you but are forced to act fake nice around you.
>My father got norton signature and I've been having sex with his daughter Not sure that's a flex lil bro
>>151127473Thats why im terrified of having a daughterAnd if i do im gonna train to be a non binary queer adjacent non feminine lesbian
>>151127500Ah so youll abuse her first. Smart
>>151127473Maybe if they're autistic like you
>>151127395yeah, i know the sex sells thing, but jesus christ that mug.
>>151127480Pretty soon this genre of americans will diePpl now are obsessed with protein
>>151127586you'd know all about guzzling protein, faggot
The UAE's obesity rate is roughly equal to ours and they have an entire month where it's illegal to eat anything.
Imagine him how he dance when actual win happens
>>151127500>>151127434Most women want to be ragdolled and dominated in bed. A lot of them have rape fantasies. Not to mention the pain they feel when they fuck a dude with a big dick who sticks it in their pooper. Sex is inherently violent and humiliating towards women and your in-laws know it so they hate you. This is also why I can't take female bosses or presidents seriously, how can they lead us when we know they're throat gets fucked/gagged at night and they get dominated in missionary press position.And if you're a father, why would you ever want a dude doing this to you daughter.
>>151127613Will he still be employed when they win a game?
>>151127612i have muslim coworkers and cheating ramadan is pretty rampant lol
>>151127586Is this >>151127612 true and do you guys cheat on Ramadan? Have you ever cheated on it?
>St Louis Rams literally named after Ramadan Based ngl
>>151127612Thats because we have too many Indians, for mostly veggie people these niggas fat as fuck somehow
>>151127659>Los Angeles RAMadanS
>>151127663Are indians slaves in your country?
>>151127653My family stopped doing ramadam i remember doing as a kid with my grandparents I understand why somebody living in America would cheat but its not common here desu when you move abroad the traditions get soft
>>151127622>why would you ever want a dude doing this to you daughterI mean none of us would even be here if this doesnt happen I understand ypu want to make it as visceral as possible for maximum effect but when its regarding the continuation of our species there is no act degrading enough to insist against it. If tomorrow we had to shit in each others mouths to procreate I would just try to eat more plant based foods. Your an immature dipshit
>>151127697Modern slaves yes thats why i dont make fun of them these people work hard as fuck
>>151127392No
>>151122284Recycle soon
>>151127721>statmutt already spammed 100 posts by himselflol
Jay Cutler Doing a late night booze and cruise.
>>151127715If our daughters were just having romantic sex in the missionary position it wouldn't be so bad, but we know that's never the case since so many girls grow up to be sluts who can't get off unless they're being violated in bed. I guess the real question is, how do we raise daughters so they don't end up wanting violent sex or are they just naturally attracted to that since humans evolved with rape.
>>151127685how did matthew bin tyler al-stafford achieve his elite success? through jihad!
