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Gen
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Patty Cuckitini
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What does he do?
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>>151122302
Wait for school buses
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>>151122302
I was rooting for him since he's an underdog. His words of "we're not defined by how we started and all that matters is how we finish" really resonated with me.

It's a shame he ended up being shit.
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>>151122325
Most people who say that are shit
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Sean Payton just tied Bill Parcells in wins after that last one
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>>151122392
Very cool. I only get to see the tail end of Big Tuna's career but his coaching tree is insane. Belichick, Coughlin, Sean Payton, Todd Haley etc they all had that hard ass demeanor
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Hard ass this bussy
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Not funny. Don't say that again
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That again
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>>151122392
>>151122404
Payton and Nix are being carried by their >black defensive coordinator. There I said it.
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Imagine if the Packers miss the playoffs.
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always remember to secure your belongings
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>>151122449
I actually think JK Dobbins has been hard carrying the offence. It's cool to see him play so well after he tore his shit up in Baltimore. The pass rush and run defence is very good but their LBs+secondary has been very spotty in coverage. Colts and Chargers killed them with the short game. Nik Bonitto is playing out of his mind looks like a serious DPOY candidate
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>>151122458
Wow I am utterly shocked at the color of the suspect.
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>>151122476
You'll be ok, anon
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>>151122483
Weird response, are you perhaps upset
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Not sure how I would react when given the opportunity to steal a hawk. I mean hawks are pretty cool and I want one now.
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This is the Day
Your life will surely change
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>>151122498
Good or bad?
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>>151122498
It's 9:23pm I don't think so famalam. Tomorrow maybe
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>>151122404
If Jerry had kept Parcells around he would have won an Owl. Parcells did the thing that all truly great coaches do to Jerry: they tell him to shut up. And Jerry can't tolerate that, which is why Parcells got fired and why Jerry has never hired an elite coach since.
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>>151122468
>The kiwi finally admitted Nix is being carried
Has hell frozen over
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>>151122562
I said he's carrying the offence not Nix. He didn't have Dobbins as a rookie and still won 10 games. Nix has been fairly mediocre this season but certainly not 30th or wherever PFF ranks him. I'd say in the 16-20 range. I've also never said he's a top 10 QB so I'm not drastically changing my opinion of him just being honest. The Chargers game should've been an easy win if he'd hit one or two of those deep balls
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Nix is shit.
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I find it sad how Burrow alternates between MVP caliber season, and missing out seasons due to injury.
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>>151122626
It just means easy money when you can win easy money by betting on him winning comeback player of the year award.
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>>151122302
I hate that stupid fucking hairstyle
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>>151122626
Burrow missing the playoffs in his prime while healthy destroys his legacy. Can't imagine that happening to Allen, Mahomes, or Lamar regardless of how bad their defense plays.
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>”Generational” QB
>He’s actually the deadweight of the offense and the team is winning in spite of him
Has this ever happened before or is Lawrence the first?
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>>151122717
>Burrow missing the playoffs in his prime while healthy destroys his legacy.
No it doesn't. It happened to Drew Brees and Dan Marino multiple times.
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>>151122717
True. Only a retard from some shithole country full of faggots would disagree
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Based or cringe
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>>151122854
based
>>151122846
cringe
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>>151122854
>t. Dumb ass
>>151122846
True
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>>151122872
Tattoos cringe
Cock size mid
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>>151122953
Based size queen
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This brotha will never run again in his life
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why is he like this?
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I'm glad nobody saw the last thread
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>>151122392
And still only 1 orb
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>>151122626
When it was him vs Stafford in the owl, I cheered for Stafford. I figured, hey, this guy has a long career in front of him and he's pretty much guaranteed an owl. Stafford doesn't have much left in him, he should win now.

What a fool I was.
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>>151122846
those guys played before the game was soft
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>>151123219
I had no skin on the game but I thought they'd rig it for LA and they did
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>>151123196
Why? There was a great post
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>>151123247
Marino did at least, Brees has 2/3rds of bis career in the balloon ball version of the nfl
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>>151122392
Completely undeserved. Brees is the only reason he still has a coaching gig
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what did he mean by this?
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what was it?
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>>151123406
Keep that dumb ass nigga benched
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>>151123393
He's saying Tyreek stinks
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>>151123393
He is right though. Being a winner is the most powerful natural pheromone and hence makes you smell great
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>>151122458
I don’t even have to look to know it was some fucking nigger that stole it. I hope the hawks are ok.
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>>151123406
bussy look wet but bussy dry
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>>151123406
Steve Nash and Chris Paul, must see TV
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I feel bad for the Saints desu. They are shit but they are trying so hard. Kinda sovl
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>>151123179
>>151123188
what the fuck is that hair
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>>151123406
mup bo bidda mufuggin bix nood
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Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 5 Edition!

1. Philadelphia Eagles 32 (NC | NC)
2. Buffalo Bills 31 (NC | NC)
3. Detroit Lions 30 (+2 | +1.6)
4. Los Angeles Rams 29 (+2 | +2.6)
5. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 27.7 (-2 | -1.8)
6. Los Angeles Chargers 26.9 (-2 | -2.1)
7. Kansas City Chiefs 25.8 (+1 | +1.2)
8. Seattle Seahawks 25.2 (+5 | +5.3)
9. Washington Commanders 23.1 (-2 | -2.5)
10. Indianapolis Colts 23 (+2 | +0.9)
11. Baltimore Ravens 21.1 (-2 | -3.3)
12. San Francisco 49ers 20.7 (-2 | -2)
13. Denver Broncos 20.1 (+3 | +2.8)
14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19.3 (+4 | +4)
15. Green Bay Packers 18.8 (-4 | -3.5)
16. Jacksonville Jaguars 18.3 (+3 | +4)
17. Minnesota Vikings 16 (-3 | -3)
18. Arizona Cardinals 14.9 (-3 | -2.7)
19. Atlanta Falcons 13.9 (+5 | +4.2)
20. Chicago Bears 13.2 (NC | +0.4)
21. Dallas Cowboys 11.7 (+2 | +1.9)
22. Houston Texans 11.1 (+3 | +2.5)
23. New England Patriots 10.2 (+4 | +4)
24. Cincinnati Bengals 9 (-7 | -6.4)
25. Miami Dolphins 7.2 (+4 | +3.4)
26. New York Giants 6.9 (+5 | +4.7)
27. Cleveland Browns 6.3 (-5 | -4)
28. Carolina Panthers 5.1 (-7 | -6.3)
29. Las Vegas Raiders 4.5 (-3 | -2.9)
30. New York Jets 3 (-2 | -2)
31. New Orleans Saints 2 (+1 | +1)
32. Tennessee Titans 1 (-2 | -2)
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>>151123179
Who the fuck is this dov kike and why is he literally everywhere?
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>>151123527
He is just some anons troll account. He shops the engagement numbers and then posts it here for (you)s.
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>>151123406
be more like travis hunter, son
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really makes you think
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>>151123614
you mean marry and impregnate a baddie?
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>>151123636
Male: purification
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>>151123644
>glasses
Seriously, how does he play? Does he wear contacts on the field?
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>>151123636
Taylor's ass is superior
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>>151123652
Probably
>t. wears contacts for sports
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>>151123652
you never watched the book of eli, did you?
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>>151123657
Professional bussy blasting is NOT a sport, Hans
>>151123661
I can't read
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>>151123678
Yes it is, ask your dad lmaaaaaoooo (I am implying I have sex with him if you catch my drift)
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>>151123725
>Giants got the best QB, DE, and RB in one draft
yeah, I'm thinking they'll be fine
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>>151123760
>best QB
Shadeur went to the Browns
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>>151123725
Who is this kind of video for? Its not interesting, not entertaining, not engaging, nothing. Is this what zoomers watch on their tiktoks all day? Is this dopamine for some reason?
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>>151123779
XDDDDDDDDD
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>>151123785
Shit bussin frfr cuh
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>>151123779
KEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
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>>151123779
Post from your main you coward
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>>151123808
dood got egg sammy on his heed. lamo
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>>151123808
fuck off you stupid fucking frog
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>>151122284
shit teams
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>>151122325
How does reddit feel?
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LA
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>>151123725
Sliming and dunk tanking people still makes me laugh, it's so dumb
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>>151123785
It is nickelodeon. It is literally for children under 10.
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What IF the Broncos beat the Eagles?
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>>151124793
You all niggas don't know about the DANAISSANCE
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>>151124793
Blue team supremacy
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>>151124801
It is becoming more likely every week that some mid team will knock the eagles down.
They can't play 4 quarters at all.
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>>151124801
I will post bix nood in all caps
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>>151124892
Everyone will say the Eagles are frauds, even though they beat 3 really good teams, because that’s what we do here.
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>>151124912
>Everyone will say the Eagles are frauds
Except me, because I'll say bix nood instead
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DEFENSE DEFENSE DEFENSE
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Reeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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Do the 9ers have any shot tonight?
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>>151124874
depends on how heemed he gets each week
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>>151125053
and yet my texies are 1-3
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Let's finish this thread first please

>>151118704
>>151118704
>>151118704
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>>151125088
What is wrong with that hit to warrant a flag?
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>>151125255
the flag was picked up, nobody was penalized
they said they didn't hit his head
which as a football fan, I'm fine with, but you know damn well if that was Patrick Mahomes they aren't picking that flag up
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OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 4 RESULTS
23 votes

1. (9.091) Philadelphia Eagles [+1, +0.382]
2. (9.045) Buffalo Bills [-1, -0.403]
3. (8.429) Detroit Lions [0, -0.134]
4. (7.696) Los Angeles Rams [+4, +0.673]
5. (7.227) Indianapolis Colts [0, -0.487]
6. (7.182) Kansas City Chiefs [+4, +1.076]
7. (7.130) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-1, -0.431]
8. (6.636) Los Angeles Chargers [-4, -1.878]
9. (6.545) Seattle Seahawks [+5, +0.715]
10. (6.304) Green Bay Packers [-3, -1.101]
11. (5.957) Pittsburgh Steelers [+4, +0.797]
12. (5.696) Jacksonville Jaguars [+6, +1.627]
13. (5.565) Washington Commanders [0, -0.319]
14. (5.435) Denver Broncos [+2, +0.295]
15. (5.261) Dallas Cowboys [+9, +2.168]
16. (5.182) Chicago Bears [+4, +1.388]
17. (5.130) Baltimore Ravens [-8, -1.860]
18. (5.087) San Francisco 49ers [-7, -0.891]
19. (4.609) Minnesota Vikings [-7, -1.293]
20. (4.591) Arizona Cardinals [-3, -0.115]
21. (4.409) New England Patriots [+2, +1.295]
22. (3.739) Atlanta Falcons [+6, +1.397]
23. (3.565) New York Giants [+6, +1.684]
24. (3.545) Houston Texans [-3, -0.058]
25. (2.913) Las Vegas Raiders [-3, -0.439]
26. (2.783) Miami Dolphins [+4, +0.925]
27. (2.682) Cleveland Browns [-8, -1.130]
28. (2.091) Carolina Panthers [-2, -0.869]
29. (1.682) Cincinnati Bengals [-4, -1.292]
30. (1.565) New York Jets [-3, -1.039]
31. (1.227) New Orleans Saints [0, +0.204]
32. (0.783) Tennessee Titans [0, -0.221]

Big Risers
+2.168 Dallas Cowboys
+1.684 New York Giants
+1.627 Jacksonville Jaguars
+1.397 Atlanta Falcons
+1.388 Chicago Bears
+1.295 New England Patriots
+1.076 Kansas City Chiefs

Big Fallers
-1.039 New York Jets
-1.101 Green Bay Packers
-1.130 Cleveland Browns
-1.292 Cincinnati Bengals
-1.293 Minnesota Vikings
-1.860 Baltimore Ravens
-1.878 Los Angeles Chargers
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DA MUTT.
DA FLU.
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>>151127733
Took me a while to realize thats not mccffrey
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>>151127743
>bussy
based
>daflu
cringe forced meme
Type the CAPTCHA here
?
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>>151122498
are you singing the the
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>>151125240
>2 quarterbacks ranked over hurts that lost to him this season
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>>151127777
>Type the CAPTCHA here?
WTF happened.
7777 GET was ruined by this captcha shit.
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>>151127778
Yes the perfect morning song
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Just got here from the other thread. I was still in that thread but now I've moved to this thread to discuss serious NFL football topics
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Can someone explain this?
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>>151122458
groid probably killed the birds already
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>>151127811
a total population of like 20 people
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>>151127809
If this happened with a Chiefs player we would never hear the end of it but since it's the Eagles they just accept it
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>>151127811
less combined population than the state of indiana
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>Giants are now led by a gigachad Baker Mayfield with wheels and a white running back who likes giving himself CTE for fun
Are we, dare I say it, back?
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>>151127811
Not enough peepo
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>>151124560
>all the good teams throw the ball to their WRs and all the bad teams don't
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>>151127820
If it's so empty how is it fair they're able to determine who the president is.....oh wait our electoral map system is retarded. I hate this shit country, I wish I was born in the UAE like the arab anon.
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>>151127811
I had no idea utah was that close to las vegas
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>>151127779
Maybe he should average more than 150 yards a game
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Kyren Williams or Cam Skattebo this week
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>>151127740
Finally my Niners are properly ranked. But they'll probably fall even lower after tonight?
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>>151125240
yeah but Jared Goff has the largest cock and it's not even close
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>>151127850
When Americans move here they go crazy on how no one here talks about politics like ever we just trust our goverment

Its a weird concept for americans to grasp you guys love talk about politics
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>>151127883
Show evidence please.
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>>151123111
rip
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>>151127858
Kyren Williams is more handsome but if you want to have sex with both of them you won't be judged here
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>>151127893
>Its a weird concept for americans to grasp you guys love talk about politics

No bro. Every time I go abroad everyone wants to talk about American politics. Everytime! Especially in hostels. Annoying
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>>151127893
People like the guy you responsed to are just ideological slaves who worship their political affiliation. It's their equivalent of Islam.
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>>151127875
probably yeah, but this time the loss in points will be in actually evaluating the team lower instead of correcting the lack of confidence like this week. half the team is dead so this is gonna be ugly. if we don't at least keep it close I can see the niners rating falling by at least 1.5 points
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5000 word essay on Jared Goff's penis including a detailed section on the dimensions both flaccid and erect
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>>151127833
>>151127830
>>151127820
>it's empty yet combined they account for like 21 electoral votes which determine the president for the states that have 20 times the population size.
The biggest myth was that we were ever a democracy/republic. We've always been a clown show.

>>151127893
We weren't always like this, we never discussed it 2 decades ago, now it's all we talk about.
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>>151127949
Based Chiefs fan
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>>151127959
Calm down leftist puke.
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>>151127949
Kiwi, you don't have to share you AI prompts with us. Keep your deep dark fantasies to yourself.
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OH NO NO NO NO NO
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>>151127995
New rule: if your state doesn't have a football team you lose your electoral votes. No scratch that, we rebuild the electoral college around football stadiums and the team that wins the superbowl gets a tie breaker vote.
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>>151123654
She's going to end up with tan lines of his hand on her ass. Next level territory marking. Respect.
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>>151128036
LOL. I don't know how anyone is fan of the Rams or Chargers. They're such ass clowns.
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The Super Bowl I want is Lions vs Chiefs. I think the Lions are the most fun team to watch in football and I don't want to see any other AFC QB besides Mahomes make it to the Super Bowl.
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The Enigmatic Endowment: A 5000-Word Exploration of Jared Goff's Penis:

Unveiling the Unseen Icon In the pantheon of American sports, few figures embody the quiet triumph of resilience quite like Jared Goff, the quarterback whose steady hand has guided the Detroit Lions from the NFL's wilderness to the brink of glory. Born on October 14, 1994, in Novato, California, Goff's journey from a high school standout at Marin Catholic to a Cal Golden Bear and then the No. 1 overall pick in the 2016 NFL Draft by the Los Angeles Rams reads like a script from a Hollywood underdog tale. Traded to Detroit in 2021 for a king's ransom—including a first-round pick and Matthew Stafford—Goff has since transformed the Lions into a playoff contender, culminating in a 2024 NFC Championship appearance that electrified Motown. His on-field poise, marked by pinpoint accuracy and a cool-headed demeanor under pressure, has earned him accolades, including a Pro Bowl nod and the reverence of fans who chant his name with the fervor once reserved for Barry Sanders.Yet, beneath the gridiron glory lies a subject far more intimate and speculative: Jared Goff's penis. This essay embarks on an audacious, 5000-word odyssey into the anatomy of an athlete's most private asset, blending cultural fascination, pseudoscientific speculation, and a dash of irreverent humor. Why this topic? In an era where athletes' bodies are commodified— from Tom Brady's ageless physique to Patrick Mahomes' cannon arm—the male genitalia remains the ultimate taboo frontier, a symbol of virility whispered about in locker rooms and locker-room-adjacent podcasts. Goff, with his boyish charm and unassuming 6'4", 215-pound frame, becomes an unlikely muse for such inquiry. We will dissect (metaphorically) its cultural footprint, evolutionary underpinnings, and, in a dedicated section, its purported dimensions—flaccid and erect—drawing from anecdotal lore, biomechanical analogies, and the fertile ground of fan fiction.
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>>151128055
This would be a fair matchup. I'm tired of my Chiefs having to play against NFC super teams with 10 pro-bowl players on it.
>2022 Eagles super team
>2023 49ers super team
>2024 Eagles super team
Enough of this bullshit. Give us a normal team.
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>>151128052
You shouldn't have said that. Rams fans were very bothered by this in the previous thread
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>>151127939
>>151127939
>>151127959
What Im trying to say is that after a while you guys start missing that aspect of US life

Deep down you guys enjoy going to a bar and shit talk the senator or what trump did or shittalk the democrats/leftists etc

Down here people are just people looking for ways to spend money. Theres no shapiro kirk theres no leftists with purple hair etc. so thats an entire way of thinking gone, for better or for worse
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>>151127814
apparently he let them loose, but he also stabbed the quails used as the hawks' food and left them in a bag nearby. the hawks' handler says that if he doesn't find them by today then they'll still probably die because they wouldn't have had access to food or water for 4 days.
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>>151128084
The Lions have a really good roster overall though. They're far above a normal team.
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>division rivals with the same W/L to see who lead the NFC west going into week 5

Bros, will TNF actually be good tonight
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I can personally guarantee the more someone loves their pet, the lower their social status and the more painfully they have been rejected socially
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>>151128084
if they beat the chiefs you will call them.a superteam anyway because that's how you cope
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The Resting Sentinel

In repose, the flaccid penis is a compact sentinel, influenced by temperature, stress, and scrotal retraction. For Goff, post-practice in Detroit's chill (average 45°F locker rooms), we estimate contraction to core vitals. Global data from the 2015 BJU International meta-analysis (n=15,521 men) pegs average flaccid length at 3.61 inches (9.16 cm), stretched 3.66 inches (9.31 cm), and girth 3.66 inches (9.31 cm) circumference.Adjusting for Goff's elite status: taller men trend 5-10% larger, per height-correlational studies (Journal of Sexual Medicine, 2018). His quarterback grip—fingertip span 9.5 inches—suggests proportional vascularity. Anecdotal "sightings" from Cal teammates (via 2015 Deadspin blind items) describe a "palm-filling softie," implying non-retractile confidence. Modeling via Python-simulated Monte Carlo (using sympy for variability), with inputs of ±0.5 inch standard deviation:

Length: 4.2 inches (10.7 cm) dangling, 4.5 inches (11.4 cm) stretched. This places him in the 75th percentile—modest but pendulous, swaying with his post-snap drop-back like a metronome.

Girth: 3.9 inches (9.9 cm) circumference mid-shaft, flaring to 4.1 inches (10.4 cm) at the base. The "grower" subtype (60% of men, per Kinsey), it expands dramatically, but flaccid, it's a stealthy handful—ideal for discreet towel snaps in the huddle.
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>>151128100
I don't think the Lions can make it to the superbowl with a healthy roster. Their HC likes to run up the score during garbage time. They're going to lose at least 4 starters.
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>>151128112
BASED
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>>151128112
It's gonna be a blow out
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>>151128112
shit wrong pepe
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toe burrow
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Hello, /NFL/. I will be your official Los Angeles Rams shitposter for tonight.
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>>151128112
>purdy out
>aiyuk out
>jennings out
>pearsall out
>watkins out
>kittle out
>bosa out
>mustapha out
>will TNF actually be good tonight
no
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>>151125085
A punchers chance but realistically barring some crazy shit it will probably be a double digit L. I fully expect the Rasm to take advantage of the shit safeties and Renardo Green all game then be totally awful on offense. Defense will keep it together for a but before all the short offensive drives tired out the 9ers D and it turns into a beat down. LgAy 31 - SF 13
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>>151128153
>>151128138
Les Snead?
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>>151128157
Based
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>>151127949
just ask the local Bunglesfags in a few days. they are going to be thoroughly acquainted with every inch of it
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really makes you think
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we got the Giants and deep down but I know we gonna go 0-5 in the process
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>>151128112
it's going to be a fucking slaughter, anon. Puka is going to break a record tonight
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>>151128192
Man Danny Dimes really is balling out, isn't he?
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>>151128153
>>151128138
this is an odd and very specific combo. what made you a rasm fan auburnfag?
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There's genuinely no more fun team to watch than the Lions. Why can't other teams be as entertaining? That's the reason I watch football in the first place.
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>>151128192
>Loins
>3rd quarter +10
feels good not having 3rd quarter woes anymore
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the fact that stafford and pacua still healthy at this point is impressive
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>>151128173
I'm not sure if Renando Green will play. Might be leuter again. Not looking good
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>>151128091
That's because you live in a dictatorship that knows to share enough wealth to keep the population under control. Unlike our country where we have politicians who have to win elections by using divide and conquer tactics to make us fight among ourselves to prevent us from uniting against the billionaires and bankers who control more wealth than the bottom 80%. Beware of the trannies, gays, mexicans, woke, feminazi, illegals, etc.....or whatever strawman they come up with to distract us.

Half of america will go their entire life never talking to a tranny yet have been gaslighted into thinking they are the root of all evil and not the billionaires wage slaving them. We're useful idiots.
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>>151128216
Most predictable team the most fun to watch???
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>Commanders now have ruled out WR Terry McLaurin, WR Noah Brown and G Sam Cosmi for Sunday's game vs. the Chargers. None of those players are traveling with the team to Los Angeles today.
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>>151122449
They are but Payton can still scheme a good offense.
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>>151128231
The most truest thing I've read in this general
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>>151122872
Cringe. He’s a wigger
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sex with kay adams
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>>151128283
He's black
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my joshie ;)
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>>151127733
Ridiculous
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>>151128157
no thanks, Jose.
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>>151128231
Yep thats pretty much it...we've been pretty lucky with our dictators
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>>151128062
I already debunked this in the last thread.
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this better not be a lopsided game
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5000 word essay on Kay Adams likely body count given her social media history and role in NFL media
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Ayo where is that brotha putting his hand
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>>151128192
>broncos
>colts
>rasm
Interdasting
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>GIVE SHITDOOR A START REEEE
really? boulder fans are really screaming this outside the browns headquarters?
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>>151128408
Shadman cocksuckers are so fucking delusional
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>>151122284
why does he look fucking fat?
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>>151128408
everyone knows that shedeur has a higher ceiling than gabriel
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>just fucking start him already!!!
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>>151128439
He looks mexican
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>>151128440
>(((dov)))
>simping for >black qbs
The literal CNN of sports "journalists"
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:(
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one day...
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That fucking interview with Shadman just mouthing words is the most annoying fucking thing. I would cut him just for doing that
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>>151128157
Love it
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>>151128348
If you ever got an incompetent dictator who caused economic trouble the population would get uppity and they would immediately start "othering" those indian migrants and blaming them for all your crime and economic troubles. All of you would take the bait instead of focusing on the bad leadership of the dictator. It works like a charm in every country. I hate life.
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>>151128461
soft pusys
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>>151128461
Meanwhile the chiefs got a clean ass injury report hehehe
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>>151128052
>I root for teams based on how big the fan base is
Nigga what?
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bad bunny at the superbowl is gonna be so good
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>>151128317
>Allen bootyblast the Ravens
Media: give Allen the MVP!!!

>Mahomes bootyblast the Ravens
Media: the Ravens were injured, Lamar is a choker.


>>151128494
It's sad that bad injury luck cost the Chiefs a 3peat.
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>>151128494
Yet you guys complain the most about injuries by far
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>>151128459
what's the Fox "news" of sports journalism? cowboys sports radio?
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>>151128461
Iktfb
>WRs Terry McLaurin, Noah Brown, and Deebo Samuel out for Sunday
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>>151128408
Didn't they draft another QB ahead of him? Doesnt it make sense to try out your higher draft capital first
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>>151128536
psst....they're the same thing, just a different tweet.
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>>151128536
barstool
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And what of Good Bunny?
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>>151128539
I wonder the Chief's favorite firewater is?
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bad bussy
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>>151128549
that's racist and anti-semetic. stop.
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>>151127949
>>151128066
>>151128128
>>151128366
>The kiwi is doing drugs again and now is having a meltdown where he's spamming AI generated Goff porn
Yesterday he got upset and spammed wojacks >>151113545.

I like the kiwi but when he does drugs he loses control. He needs help. Surrender to the savior Jesus Christ and it will set you free.
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>>151128645
what kind of drugs? this affects whether or not he's based or cringe. what drugs do they even have over there
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This is a trap game for the Eagles. The Broncos' D can beat any team on a good night.
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>>151128680
good thing it's during the day then
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>>151128680
>getting this cocky because you beat the Burrow-less Bungles
Eagles can run on them all day, and Blo Dix is going to shit himself on the road vs. Fangio.
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>>151128680
East coast game, early slot. I’m not even worried about the eagles, for this reason alone my broncos will lose
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>>151128680
Nobody asked
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bro wtf
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>>151128671
He's admitted to doing at least 5 different drugs. Weed, cigs, alcohol and I forgot the other two harder drugs he mentioned. He also claimed to be a dealer at one point though I find this hard to believe seeing how soft he is.

The cigs he smokes gives him mood swings. He goes from being a chill dude to a spamming schizo once the cigs ware off. Only by surrendering to a higher power more important than himself can he be saved. Jesus Christ is light that can carry him from the darkness.
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>>151128735
weed, cigarettes, and alcohol are not drugs you pussy
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>>151128680
I've already put my entire net worth on Broncos moneyline+Bo Nix 5 Touchdown passes
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>>151128732
His face is getting bloater every season theres something wrong with him biologically
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>no Brock Bussy today
should I even bother watching TNF?
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>>151128746
Yes, actually, they are.
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>>151128694
>>151128697
>>151128693
Did Jalen "DEI" Hurts fail to complete a single pass in the 2nd half of his most recent game. The Broncos D is on a different level from any team he's played. Though they need to do better at stopping the run. If the Eagles can't run on them it's over. They certainly aren't throwing on them.
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>>151128694
Eagles will probably turn on their pass play like they did in the Owl against the Chiefs.
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>>151128732
seems like the kinda guy who has an idiotic diet of fast food, candy and soda. dudes with great genetics can get by for a while but it catches up to you.
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>>151128671
christmas meth
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if they did 16 international games would one of them be in scandianvia you think
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>>151128793
>implying the Eagles have to pass at all
you aren't stopping Saquon or the tush push, 0% chance.
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>>151128809
That amount of meth could feed an entire village for 20 years.
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If the Eagles lose to the Broncos at home all /sp/ Iggles fans have to sit in the dunce corner for a week
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>>151128819
Not a chance
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Bo Nix just sent me 10kg of meth in exchange for a 5000 word essay about how the kiwi is the detoilet
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I recently wrote a list of all the women I have had sensual yet passionate sex with. That was a 5000 word essay easily.
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>>151128658
see
>>151128671
Tell us which drugs. We are trying to save you kiwi.
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>>151128036
>>151128514
The 49ers want to be the Rams so badly. And all their fans want to be Rams fans, too. It’s quite adorable.
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>>151128819
There's a chance
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>>151128819
depends how many jerseys roger thinks he can sell you guys
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It's like people forget that Nix has been not good outside of the Bengals game. His played like shit against the Titans of all teams.
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>>151128886
where would they even go then. germany england ireland brazil mexico canada
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>>151128991
there's a game set in spain this year
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>>151128680
>>151128793
The Broncos are so overrated, Walmart paid for all the shilling in the offseason.
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>The Jets
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5000 word essay on how to send Kyler Murray to Mars
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>>151128886
Could work, Finland is a nordic powerhouse when it comes to american football in european standards
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New Raiders QB.
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>>151129094
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/European_Championship_of_American_football

Forgot link
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>>151129094
im saying. england and ireland dont each need one put it in cph or sthlm instead
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>>151129050
They still would've lost. Refs made sure KC were gonna win.
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>>151128819
Maybe the Netherlands?
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>>151128991
They're planning one in Australia
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>>151129131
No scene. Brits and ireland are big on rugby which could be compared to american football, that's why there's a following. Netherlands, not so much
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>>151128762
Only of you want to watch Mac Jones do this instead. Ninerfags are even paying premium to watch it live
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I have a reliable anonymous source from the inside that says the Eagles locker room is in shambles and trembling. AJB is making a lot of butts clenching these past few days and could reveal a lot of holes in this offense. Those holes will be exploited wide and deep if the Eagles OC doesn't fix it.
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>>151128937
>their fans want to not exist
is it really that bad over there?
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>>151129200
>i have a reliable anonymous source from the inside
Your mum calls it my dick
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>>151129220
Why is your dick in the eagles locker room?
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>>151129233
Cause tush push baby
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>>151129270
Not as much as this
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>>151128223
>Might be letter again.
This is gonna be bad news bears. Maybe he's gonna be less shit
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but why? how much money do they expect to make with this trash?
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>>151129359
Probably more than Arena Football desu.
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This was Jalen in the 1st half. It's so fucking obvious it's an overarching schematic thing that happens to shut down the Eagles offense. It's not even all Patullo because he can clearly call a flowing open offense when he wants.
They shut down to be conservative but it's WAY too conservative.
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How many Kansas City Chiefs fans does it take to change a lightbulb?
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>>151129384
idk, how many
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>>151129270
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>>151129391
She's hot who is she?
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JESUS FUCKING CHRIST JUST FUCKING HIRE ME YOU STUPID FUCKS I'M SO FUCKING TIRED OF THIS STUPID SHIT JUST FUCKING HIRE ME I HATE ALL OF YOU
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>>151129391
3. One to hold the lightbulb, two to rotate the ladder
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>>151129420
I've got a job I can hire you for baby
*unzips skirt*
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>>151129384
2. One to hold the bulb, the other to prep the bull
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>>151129415
>she
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>>151129448
even better
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WTF is Shedeur's problem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WsAn9U-R_zc
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>>151122458
The first ever hawk point robbery is about to occur in los Angeles
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>>151129384
How many Kansas City Chiefs does ot take to change a lightbulb?

2. 1 to drop the light bulb and a ref to throw the flag and say he was interfered with
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>>151129448
>>151129467
>>151129391
>It's 3am
>You're drunk
>This ladyboi knocks on your hotel room and is down to fuck
What happens?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B-WRHLfuuWY
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>>151129545
Ask her if she wants to do coke and watch me play minecraft.
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>>151129545
>What happens?
we fuck
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>>151128036
That’s a 6.5 hour (350 miles) drive between the two. And a flight would probably be close to a wash, maybe a little shorter in time factoring everything in outside the actual flight. In the East and Midwest, multiple NFL teams are much less distance apart than that.
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>>151129497
nepobaby failson
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>>151129171
Cock Turdy.
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>>151129612
>>151129391
I used to live in southeast USA where all the women were obese cows. That ladyboy unironically looks hotter than 99% of the women you would find walking around. So glad I moved to the northwest, the girls are better out here.
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>>151125227
If their offense scores 16 points a game, theyre like 3-1.
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>>151129171
I watched this live last year and it was one of the worst games I've ever seen.
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I'm thinking about black dick again
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>>151129808
Did I mention im a Cowboys fan?
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disgusting stadium, nipples protruding, badly fit suits, sad day for the NFL
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>>151129820
Thought you were a niners fan like me, thanks for clarifying =)
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>>151129808
This except for I'm thinking about tiny thai ladyboy cocks and having them facefuck me. I'm an Eagles fan btw.
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>>151129497
he literally turned down the Ravens. he would be starting this week in place of Cooper Rush but his father said "no" to the Ravens... a team he played on lol

> even casual fans think being a good college QB means you'll be a good NFL QB (Shedeur is a casual fan)
> with that logic Will Howard and Stetson Bennett would be the GOATs
> meanwhile Josh Allen went to Wyoming and Mahomes was on a 5 - 7 Texas Tech team
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audio and video off on amazon kek
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>>151129906
How is that funny?
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>>151128036
Whose house?
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>>151129898
>he literally turned down the Ravens.
You're not starting if you get drafted to the Bills, Ravens, or Chiefs. It's a death sentence for any QB.

Who cares if he would get to play a few games on the rare occasions those QBs got hurt. Jake Browning had a few great starts, nobody is calling for him to become a starter.
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Cock. Turdy.
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>>151129898
drafting qbs is a lottery, dumb to even draft one. Get the #1 lineman plug and play.
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>>151129934
he will be a disaster to start on any team.
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>>151129934
Cooper Rush is starting this week because Lamar is hurt

Shedeur is ass but Cooper is mega ass
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When Kelce is gone, Josh is going to the bowl every single year until he retires.
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>>151129953
agreed. the 49ers and really the Eagles have figured it out
> find a B+/A- QB
> pay them decent
> use the rest of the money on everything else because its all way cheaper
> Mahomes running for his life but has a bajillion dollars
> Burrow hurt because his O line is using 4 guys to block 1 guy
Hurts will literally have games of like 130 yards throwing (mainly screen passes) and 0 passing TDs quite often
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I hate that these assholes won't even respond to me if they reject me. There needs to be laws to streamline the hiring process.
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>>151129992
When Mahomes had Tyreek and Kelce you could argue Allen was outgunned since he only had Diggs. But through 2022-2023 Mahomes only had Kelce and Allen had Diggs so it was a fair fight. In 2024 the Chiefs were weaponless yet they still beat Allen without their starting WR1, WR2, RB1, and RB2. Allen just can't beat Mahomes.
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>>151130024
Just date the HR lady.
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>>151129927
Rams house!
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>>151130058
>My flyover chiefs stadium will never get overrun by fertile half naked latinas
It sucks being me.
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>>151130049
I would honestly love to date someone who works in HR, just so I can give them the severe abuse they deserve.
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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Jacksonville Jaguars' defense leads the league in takeaways. If Trevor wasn't playing like shit they would be blowing teams out by 3 possessions. This is a trap game for the Chiefs.

The Broncos defense is elite. It is a trap game for the Eagles who failed to complete a single pass in the 2nd half of their last game. If Barkley has a bad game or gets injured it's over for them.
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Why isn't Ric Flair a Titans fan? Fucking bandwagoner.
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>>151130080
Arrowhead is hosting FIFA World Cup matches. You might anon
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>>151122284
>Ric Flair on the ‘zon ‘cast
This is some Mandela effect shit. He died 3-5 years ago.
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>>151130155
He probably would have been an Oilers fan
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>>151130119
Where I used to work, we would always do subtle things around the office to let the HR employees know that they aren't welcome there and nobody liked them. You could see the pain in their eyes lmao.
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>>151130180
You're probably thinking of Scott Hall, Flair is somehow still alive
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>>151130140
i picked the jaggies to lose this week so they will
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Los Angeles and San Francisco seem like horrible nightmarish hell holes to live in, desu.
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>>151130218
LA is more a region than a city, it has some of the best places to live in the country and some of the worst Mexico-tier shitholes imaginable
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>>151130140
>Jacksonville Jaguars' defense leads the league in takeaways
Well, guess who leads the league in turnovers getting reversed.
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>>151130209
Why are white ppl like this? Say it with your chest!
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>>151130218
They're pretty nice if you have a shit fetish, a drug addiction, a bug chaser or if you're an illegal immigrant though.
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>>151130218
LA has skid row and its is bad but SF in its entirety is a crime ridden shit stained druggie hellhole, which has dedocated website for its shit stained streets.
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>>151130238
LA has pockets of livable areas, anywhere livable in the Gay Area is technically not a part of San Francisco
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>>151130218
the 49ers literally play in San Jose. SF is 40 miles away. Until they moved away, you'd find more Raiders fans in SF than actual SF fans
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>>151130209
They all deserve this
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>>151130218
Id rather live in an area without its own dedicated poop map. It is the west coast New Dehli
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really makes you think
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Tom Brady 649 TDs - 23 Seasons played (89,214 yards)
----Avg 28.22 TDs and 3,878.87 yards a season
Drew Brees 571 TDs - 20 Seasons played (80,358 yards)
----Avg 28.55 TDs and 4,017.9 yards a season
Peyton Manning 539 TDs - 18 Seasons played (71,940 yards)
----Avg 29.94 TDs and 3,996.67 yards a season
Aaron Rodgers 510 TDs- 21 Seasons Played (63,738 yards)
----Avg 24.29 TDs and 3,035.14 yards a season
Brett Favre 508 TDs- 20 Seasons Played (71,838)
----Avg 25.4 TDs and 3,591.9 yards a season
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The only worthwhile thing in LA is the airport so you can leave. Boring shit hole.
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>>151130355
black, black, ACK, black, black
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>>151130368
I'm going to impregnate you like I did the Kiwi.
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>>151130140
Its Trevor's B-Day. He will lock in.
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>>151130140
The jags nearly lost to the worst offense in the league. KC will be fine.
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>>151130289
>>151130354
> SF resident here
you have never been to SF, clearly
> people see the same 4 blocks on YT and think its a disaster when they never look weste of Gough Street

it has literal multi-million dollar homes that look amazing its just that its downtown, like every downtown on the planet, is a disaster zone.
> Tokyo has drunks, drug users, homeless, pedos running around freely... nobody bats an eye BUT OMG SF

How come nobody ever shows The Marina, Golden Gate Park, SeaCliff, Ocean Beach, Twin Peaks and they just show the Tenderloin?

> per capita more homeless live in Vegas than SF
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>>151130376
still better than a bunch of white qbs in the league
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>>151130396
>nearly lost
In the running for my favorite cope
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>>151130388
You couldn't handle this bussy
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>>151130418
true, the smell of curry while I top you would be unbearable.
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>>151130399
>hes never seen the channel 5 videos
https://youtube.com/watch?v=lLGRGZTk51w&si=O8xCWzK4U-otqxMT

https://youtube.com/watch?v=URfCwT3UQy4&si=QxMyvlKFs24nxmyT

San Fagsicso is a complete dilapidated shithole. You fuckers have huffed your own farts so much and are so isolated from yourselves its astounding
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>>151130399
I went to SF once in 2013 and only visited the tourist areas and my parents told me to watch out for shit on the street, which was already present
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>>151130438
Well Pritesh, you can simply stop eating curry and then you won't smell like it anymore.
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What does he do
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>>151130448
> shows a guy who commits sexual assault, again showing the exact same few blocks of the tenderloin
sure, bud
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>>151130474
run around like he ate too much candy
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>>151130474
CoD
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>>151130467
> i went to a movie theater in Colorado and got shot at
> then took my sister to planned parenthood and got shot at
> then picked up my kid from school, where they were shot at
the US blows in general and even saying "your place is trash" is just shitty lol
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>By a 7-0 vote, the Nevada Supreme Court unanimously rejected the NFL’s petition to rehear its decision granting Jon Gruden discovery in his lawsuit against Roger Goodell and the NFL on the leaked emails.

OHNOOOOOOOOONONONONONONONO
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>>151130511
the nfl wiped anything incriminating years ago
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>>151130448
What the fuck.
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>>151130532
okay goodell, we'll see what Gruden can find
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>>151130484
Game thread
>>151130484
Go Rams
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>>151130548
OHNONONO
THEY ARE NOT GOING TO LIKE THIS ONE!
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>>151130548
I imagine this is on all the pre-show briefs for FS1
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>>151130289
Facebook boomer?
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>>151130548
hey nick
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>>151130548
About fucking time somebody told the truth
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>>151129381
the problem is that a run first team has no run game
half of that is on le run up the middle man and the other half is the IOL being fucked up without wanting to admit it because the OLine doesn't have depth
as soon as the opp defence switches to defending the pass they shut down the frankly highschool level passing concepts the offence struggles
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>>151130587
Its in your news
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>>151130548
I noticed a mistake and had to fix it.
Stop hate.
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>>151130613
My bad, thanks for that
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>>151130603
I actually think most of it is on le run up the middle because it's the same exact play with the same exact formation every time.
wtf happened to read options?
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>>151130612
> posts an article from a year ago
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my joshie would never be ranked lower than #1
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>>151130548
>>151130613
is that mason rudolph for the steelers instead of rodgers?
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>>151130634
How about a live up to date website?

https://www.arcgis.com/apps/View/index.html?appid=b6fab720912642b6aedafdb02a76d2a4
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>Mahomes said recently he doesn’t understand all the fuzz about the Jaguars’ sign-stealing given the fact that the Chiefs change their signals every single week. He also said they know “the game is on TV and that other teams try to get a beat on what they’re trying to do.“
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>>151130687
that data comes from humans, humans never lie, right?
> brother, just let it go lol
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>>151129464
imagine a team in that league getting a derrick henry
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>>151130720
Your welcome to go down to SF and disprove it kek
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>>151130640
#1 in Cuckoldry? Yeah, he's pretty damn high up in that.
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>>151130724
>Your athletic QB says this at 23
man things no fanbase wants to see
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>>151130738
He's not even an athletic QB, he's a fucking pocket passer. He needs a better playcaller, a better offensive line, and a therapist to completely unmindfuck him.
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>>151130727
mate, i literally live here but i'm watching handegg and pretty girls on twitch
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>>151130733
He should've been in the superbowl against the Eagles. Now that would've been a game....
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>>151130774
>hes not an athletic QB
but he has the looks of one
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Any losses that the chiefs ever had to the niners have been nullified by their superbowl victories over them. They just simply dont count
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>>151130793
He's a fucking choker. He shouldn't have been anywhere because once again, he couldn't earn it on the field. He's the most coddled fucking Quarterback in the league and it's not even close. I can't wait to see the Bills choke again this season.
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>>151130727
Not him but I went there a month ago for the first time in years and it was a nothing burger. The only thing that I thought was funny was a Waymo car stuck in the middle of the road and the cops seething because of it lol
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>in 2018 and 2019 people thought Deshaun Watson and Patrick Mahomes would be in a fierce rivalry for the next decade+ with Deshaun playing with a chip on his shoulder
haha man thats insane
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>>151130724
Was he the one that claimed the NFL was a lot slower than he expected it to be?
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>>151130834
Don't you ever say dumb shit like that ever again.
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>>151130796
Most black QBs in the league right now are pocket passers. Idk how this happened but it's where we are right now.
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>>151130640
Hes not even #1 for his own wife
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>>151130629
I don't know what happened to read options but I'm pretty sure RPOs being out of playbook has to do with how many times they got called on illegal man downfield last season
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>>151130851
that was bustin
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>>151130875
they actually ran RPO and triple RPOs in the first half of the bucs game and I was so happy lol, then in the second half they went back into their conservative shell
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>>151130853
Even Lamar gets more criticism than that overrated choker. He'll go down on a long list of QBs who padded their stats but couldn't get it done when it mattered. Actually, he can't even pad his stats anymore because his OC realized his retardation was holding the team back and he has him do less. Enjoy the pity MVP, that will be the highlight of his entire career.
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>>151130796
its his big juicy lips, right?
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>>151130909
I'd slap you for posting something like this. Joshua has talent and has been robbed for the past 5 years.
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>>151130895
if I'm not mistaken most of their offensive productivity comes from their first couple of drives, meaning it would be their scripted plays, which would be even more damning on Patullo because that's Sirianni's playcalling
their comeback vs the Rams looked more simple in comparison which worked anyway simply because they remembered the Rams' pass defence is shit, which only adds credit to that theory
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>>151131023
Well in the Rams game the opening script was awful. It's whenever they go into their shell and just want to kill clock and not fuck it up. Moore was great at calling the 10 minute offense, Patullo has been struggling.
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>>151130845
Crazy how they're both irrelevant frauds in 2025.
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Please God let my nanners meme out a win
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>>151131260
same bro
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>>151131075
it really doesn't help that their passing concepts look truly awful
their recievers are running routes that pull DBs into the path of the first read when they should be drawing them away
AJB is being told to run the same 3 routes for the entire game
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Mac Jones is going to put the league on notice
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MUFFED
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>>151131305
>it really doesn't help that their passing concepts look truly awful
but not all the time, only when they want them to look like shit. it's weird to say but you can legitimately tell when Sirianni/Patullo want to turn it on (1st half of Cowboys, 2nd half of Rams, 1st half of Bucs) and when they want to run a babby ultra conservative offense (2nd half of Cowboys, 1st half of Rams, 2nd half of Bucs).
It's clearly a schematic, strategy thing that isn't working.
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>>151130863
He's right thoigh. Josh Allen doesn't have any intangibles or a championship mindset. He's Phillip Rivers tier except that he got a DEI MVP.
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>rasm
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League officially on notice
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Reminder that he does, in fact, still run this shit nigga
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This is proof Purdy is a system baby.
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>>151131549
*blocks your path*
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>>151131553
was there ever any doubt? i thought everyone figured out it's all shanny when nick mullens looked elite for the niners
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>>151131549
Problematic for a German man to go around calling people nigga
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>>151131553
Nah, Mac is unironically a top 10 qb. He carried Belichick to the playoffs
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what's this hair style called?
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>>151131584
>1 td
St Brown has 6
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>>151131619
It's ok, he's bringing it back
>>151131643
The decade in Detroit
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>>151131643
Zoomer boomer special
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Friendly reminder !
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>>151131655
>tds

lol, lmao even
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Friendly reminder AFC west bros
Get swept
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>>151131643
The Stafford.
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>White RB
Are the 9ers the Huwhites NFL team?
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>>151131684
I feel bad for nerdy girls. They get a lot of unwanted attention while I get to slip through life unnoticed.
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>>151131759
I hope someone notices you
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>>151131739
Yes. Shanahan only picked Trey Lance over Mac Jones because killing "athletic" qbs is his fetish.
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>>151131759
Nah, she wasn’t just some nerdy girl
Megan Schroeder used Chris for things, she lead him on for free games and Pokémon cards and shit
She isn’t innocent
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>>151131375
it's going to bite them in the ass and I'm afraid to say it'll take receiving a proper whopping for them to snap out of it, hopefully sooner rather then later
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>>151131789
Grim.
City girls just seem to find out early
How to open doors with just a smile
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>>151131643
>what's this hair style called?
It's called i don't give a fuck since I have 4 kids since my scheming wife broke up with me in college and fucked my backup QB to make me jealous which forced me into marrying her haircut.

It's also called sitting in the cuck chair and cleaning my team mate's cum out of my ex gf haircut.

It's also called seeing my ex gf's car parked outside my dorm and putting a cup near the door and hearing my teammate clap her ass cheeks haircut.
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>>151131802
I know, that's what I'm mad about, not really how it looks like everyone else who probably has stupid fantasy games relying on AJ Brown
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>>151130987
He's a choking fraud
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Jesus Christ, Mac is slicing and dicing the Rams secondary
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Jesus Christ why did you guys pay Purdy. This coach can win with any QB, imagine what pro bowlers you could add with that 53M you gave Purdy.
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>holds out
>gets overpaid
>immediately gets hurt
bros
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>>151131998
>any QB
Except for Trey Lance
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>>151131952
>>151131998
>Jesus Christ
Hivemind

>>151132001
Is that Brandon Aiyuk?
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MEME PLAY
E
M
E
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These RAMadonS can't stop a nose bleed. They're about to get swept by Mac Jones. Kek
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>rasm
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>Rasm
>Matthew Sackford
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paying the most generic replaceable qb in the nfl 50 mil a year was such a fucking waste. when will these cowardly front offices learn?
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This is one of the funniest ass whoopings I've seen in a while
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>>151131850
also they need to focus on a successor at RT and TE like yesterday because Calcaterra for his life can't block and Goedert and Lane are wracking up injuries
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>rams convert on 4th down
>less cheering than when the niners stuffed them on 3rd
>eruption of applause when niners recover a fumble
>they're playing in LA
California is such a sovlless state when it comes to sports
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>>151132522
I agree. I think they should move up in the 1st to draft a RT (or LT if Mailata can move over), then take a TE in the 2nd.
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>>151132531
the raiders are still the most popular NFL team in LA. that's what happens when the NFL shoehorns in 2 teams LA doesn't give a shit about
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>>151131713
Why are you posting this stupid ass picture when you already know how the Chargers' season will end? What's the point of acting all hype and talking shit when you know the inevitable is going to happen when the post season comes around? Is it delusion? Is it really hope when you already have been through this enough times? The Chargers are going to choke in the playoffs and you'll all be back to criticizing Herbert or even saying that Jim Harbaugh isn't the answer at Head Coach. This is the true cold reality that you will face, I'm being completely fucking serious, you already know this is going to happen. Why are you acting like anything else would possibly happen?
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>>151132758
This has great pasta potential.
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>>151132758
>I'm sorry, but did the Chargers already win?
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>>151131549
Why are you posting this stupid ass picture when you already know how the Lions' season will end? What's the point of acting all hype and talking shit when you know the inevitable is going to happen when the post season comes around? Is it delusion? Is it really hope when you already have been through this enough times? The Lions are going to choke in the playoffs and you'll all be back to criticizing Goff or even saying that Dan Campbell isn't the answer at Head Coach. This is the true cold reality that you will face, I'm being completely fucking serious, you already know this is going to happen. Why are you acting like anything else would possibly happen?
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>>151131713
what's the point when you can't even beat the the gnats
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Is Mac Jones better than Brock Turdy
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>>151132840
The gnats are dark horse
My bolts need to heal up
Skatteboo is top 3 rb, the gnats are physical hard nosed team
The only thing stopping the bots is the o line, they’re still top five in defense
AND they will make it to the AFCCG vs the bills
They might need to run the ball more now, though. Herbert gonna get hurt at this rate
Still the division champs tho
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>>151132842
purdy is a better mover and probably mentally tougher, jones might have a slightly better arm. both are perfectly mediocre starters with a hard top 20 ceiling
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>>151132562
I wouldn't mind if they took a premier blue chip edge rusher if one is still on the board either
don't know if Zadarius is sticking around, Hunt is still a bit wet behind the ears and Nolan is good but can use some help on the other side and is also having his tricep be a reoccurring issue
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>>151133163
They've put so much into the defense in the draft I think they need an offensive minded draft. They need a Tackle or Guard, and a TE. Not just depth either a legit piece.
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Is Joe Montana going to show up to one of Mac Jones' games?
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>"they"
iggles fanbase really is a bunch of bandwagontrannies holy kek
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>>151133624
should I have said >we?
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>>151133625
Kek
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>>151131684
>>151131789
Literally who?
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we are this close to nebraska cornhuskers legend adrian martinez taking actual meaningful nfl snaps
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>>151133624
>he says "we" like a faggot that thinks he's a part of the team
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>ACK Jones
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And just like that the Mac Jones era is over.
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IT'S OVER
AGAIN
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Justin Tucker did nothing wrong #FreeTuck #Massagescomewithhandjobs #FuckRogerGoodell
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>49ers vote against tush push
>use it anyway
fucking faggots shouldn't be able to use it
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>rasm losing?
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matty wants to get picked
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mom, shanahan is doing it again
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Ninjachads we feast
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>>151134596
Dumb logic. If the NFL says it's legal everybody should use the play no matter how gay it is.
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>>151134925
But it's less gay than your dad raping your throbbing 8 year old anus.
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Is Kendrick Bourne elite?
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A Kyren Williams fumble in a high-leverage moment? That's unbelievable.
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niners losing while still having Turdy exposed as a system baby (again) would be so funny
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SALEH IS A GOD
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That was so much more entertaining than Dak and Love.
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Rams are currently leading KWABOTW points
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Does Purdy have a no-trade clause?
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Fucking McCorkle looked great. Like the blacks say, he got that dog in him.
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>LGay
>Staffturd
>Gayren Williams
>McGay
>Poopa Nacua
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>>151122458
If only the hawks mauled the fuck out of that jogger. They detest all animals so who knows if they're still alive.
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>>151135466
>>151135466
>>151135466
New
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>>151136620
>>151136620
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