>>151119141Fuck Gary
>>151119158cool it with the antisemitism
>>151119167Cope
>>151119141>>151119141>>151119141much better
>>151119167We don't recognize Israel anymore we recognize Palestine sorry Gary
>>151119194Those people are all Semiteseveryone who lives in the Levant, in fact >geniuses
>>151119214Palestinians are probably more semitic than those European larping mutts that flooded in
Yeah I’m thinking “WHOS nuckies?”
>>151119232I think it's more a horrible act of colonialism by the West, imposed and then entrenched in a heritage of hatred and war amongst the people in that area And there is no clear answer as to what to do next, but what's going on now is genocide I don't have to respect Israel if they're going to become fascist and kill people I do not support genocide; in fact, I don't even care for conventional warfare >hockey
Lmao how many cups and Richard Rocket awards does Kaprizov have?
>>151119296There is no answer. We'd have to sanction and boycott the league 20 years ago, now Gary just gets to expand into the Sunbelt and prevent Canadian expansionhood as has been intended.
knights are down 1 bros
>les Sabres de Québec
>>151119400>de Quebec I failed French but I think it should be "du Quebec"
>>151119417Petey will have his revenge Adam Foote will just announce “execute order 66”
>>151119424It was a Google translation, so I blame Science
>>151119441Because of the oppressive French goverment I've had better training data then the AI google uses
why are there 3 threads
Yesget worried, Vancouver
>>151119490preseason threadmaking
>>151119502I’m not worried about a god damn thing.
>>151119485AI Google is a program, a bunch of complicated algorithmsIt's insulting to refer to that as "intelligence", even for a talking ape such as myself
>>151119490I’m about to make a 4th
>>151119520Never mind no coaches challenge and now a penalty. I’m a bit frightened.
>>151119541I figured google would be using a LLM by now for all translations. Wait until the shareholders hear bout this
>the city of Edmonton
krak'd
chatgpt and grok should be a team sponsor
>Mammoth Hockey LLC, a hockey equipment bag manufacturer based in Portland, Oregon, has filed a motion for a preliminary injunction in U.S. District Court in Utah to "protect its long-established brand against use by the NHL's new Utah franchise, which adopted the name 'Utah Mammoth' on May 7, 2025."
I think we’ve figured it out.
This is going to turn into the sens v Hans game isn't it ?
>>151119672I R O N I C
>>151119713I hope so. Give the fans something to stay for.
should have just kept the "Coyotes" franchise
Oh cool, a short-handed goal. Too bad it doesn't count.
>mfw refs announcement interrupts Metallica
I bruised my ribs coughing so hard from this virus that now every time I cough or sneeze I feel like I just got punched in the ribs by 70 fists at once.
>scoreless draw
>>151119794man, that sucks Is it COVID?
>>151119705Me on the right :)
>>151119794Maybe you dislocated a rib? :(
>muh /glowies/
Nothing wrong with turning in early flames chads
What would the score be if Wolf was in net?
>>1511199076-1
Will Calgary boo their own team like Toronto?
uh oh, Krakenuh oh
Good save be Cooley Comeback starts now
I was recently informed this is a Takagi thread? GO FLAMES GO
>>151119933No we love our Flames no matter what
>>151119092I hate him so much.
the finnish connor mcdavid is DESTROYING the flims tonight
krappo krakko
>>151119141Why does mcsoi look like hes on his way to a debate championship and he is being dropped off by his adopted chink family
Flames are literally the worst team in the league without wolf
>>151120005He never wanted to be the greatest hockey player of all time, it just kind of happened.
>>151119961:3
>>151119803lmao there are still retards wearing masks because they are afraid of covid
>>151119965a more fun and simple and less jeeted times.
Gary
>>151119961
>>151120028I like how if you're piering through her eyes it goes through the cathedral
not single goal so far has been 5-on-5
>>151120096Hi Takagi :)Cheer hard for our Flames I have to study :(
>>151120151Are your studies really worth more than seeing a great Flames comeback?
I'm officially off the Buffalo Sabres hypetrain.
>>151120005Lots of elite players are autistic (messi, michael jordan, gretzky only got away with it in the 80s because he was hot)
krak
>>151120167I know they are coming back, no need to watch what is clearly in the cards.
>>151120193Neat, how do you feel about the Sabres relocating in the future?
>tfw dropped an earbud outside on the line this will ruin every aspect of my life
>>151120227Based
>the city of San Jose
>>151120238I don't think anyone wants them
>>151120266Videotron will take'em
>>151120238If the Sabres can relocate then no team is safe.
The bills and the sabers should flee north at the same time
>a kraken woven blankie=( i want one, Gary....
>>151120278gary will not rest until he has grown the game to the inner city streets of atlanta
>>151120293Atlanta getting preference over Bmore really shows how much he loves the sunbelt
>>151120238they'll head to quebec city soon
>>151120195I hate how everyone thinks everyone else is autistic because they are themselves one
>>151120306After listening to Overdrive this week I strongly believe Quebec City deserves a team.
I want to fap but know I shouldn’t
>>151120343Are you reading my thoughts Gary
>4:20 into the 3rd
UH OH, KRAKENUH OH
>>151120343Wrong website for that state of mind
>>151120383/fit/ told me that I’ll be able to bench 3pl8 if I practice nofap
no fap rules until you see a 6/10 ass at the fucking grocery store
>>151120412and you believed them
> the city of CallGary
>>151120412Are you allowed to have non masturbatory sexual activity or will that ruin the gains too?
Would hate to be an Alberta team tonight.
touchdown vancouver
>>151120412I have a small frame
>>151120457would you rather have onion rings or fries
they still refuse to play wolf because they know he will get exposed kwab
>the city of Regina, which doesn't rhyme with anything polite
>the city of Colorado
>>151120467I’m 5 8 and I’ve accepted that the only way I’ll hit a new pr is if I bulk hard
>>151120558just do like the professionals do and claim to be six foot.
PPC
>>151120238I don't want them to.>>151120305That's like choosing between cholera and typhoid.
>>151120586saw a guy wearing that on a sweatshirt the other day
>>151120595Don't like French Canadians? You're not alone
>>151120474reminderhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hG2096fcDLI(wolf has proven himself)
What was the point of that play?
gg copeytop line looked like shit, powerplay looked just as bad as last season, wedgewood is a good goalie and i like burns a lot so far
RIP Huberdeau
Kwab He thought his skates had twice the grip they did
>>151120625gg brotha. yeah once the top line of the avs, they'll be great. wedgewood was very good tonight. see you in the conference final bro
>>151120643>once the top line of the avs*wake up
>getting braziled by the nuckiesKWAB
>>151120643would be nice. marner's looking like a very nice pickup.
>>151120667Did he get any tonight? (Points)
>>151120608Relocate the Panthers to Quebec City, the Lightning to Milwaukee and the Hurricanes to Hartford.
Huomenta/god morgon
>>151120677cool it bud
is this the thread
>>151120693Shouldnt have been a penalty
>>151120674no but played good. would have had some good setups if he wasn't playing with brandon fucking saad kek
Got revenge in the end. Sorry about your dynasty.>>150980925>>150980950>>150981039
>>151120693flamesbros...
>>151120689No hockey in the south.
>>151120703>good setups I thought that was his responsibility as their new "play maker"
did arsedeep score any goals
came back to say>hoob is kill AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAnot hoob!
>>151120736thank you for reiterating my post. luckily he'll have players with a decent iq to play with when the season starts
>>151120693hoob is a silly man made out of rubber
>>151120693kek what a frog bitch
piper is on her makeup is dogshit
>>151120756He never had that in Toronto so we will se if that helps
0000000>>151120680
>>151120693What did he expect was gonna happen? Literally zero spatial awareness.
#prayforhoob
kraken have a black guy between the benches??
>a grown man named matty
>>151120853I heard the flames have a woman commentator.
>>151120853always have, JT is zesty
Does he say "hey hey whaddya say" after every Kraken goal?
>>151120891Bezos made him cut down on catchphrases when they went from ROOT to amazon. I'm not joking.
remember when that midget retard woman worked for the kraken for one year
>>151120915gary worked for the kraken?
>>151120883for me it's that habanon's dad who is concerned that a woman will be coring habs games all season
>>151120206lol that's gay
>Nuckies win>Doyers winGood night for me lads
>>151121073>doyers beating the redsthat was expected. it should have been 10-0 both games
>>151121112who are the reds named after
>>151121130the Soviets
Daccord would've had that huh
Sharks are horribad.
>>151121181Just Like My Islanders
>>151121181cope they have the best prospect pool in the league, so i've been told
good practice for special teams, next up is losing yet another season opener
Is arshdeep bains the real deal?
>>151121130>The Cincinnati Reds are called the Reds because their 1869 team, the Red Stockings, were the first professional baseball team and were named after their bright red legwear, or "stockings". The name stuck through various team name changes, including a brief period as the Redlegs during the Cold War, ultimately returning to the shortened "Reds" in 1959.
Flames would have won that game with Wolf
>>151121181cute though. i understand that's what matters in hockey.
ok so our flames lost but who was the better team?
>>151121227>were the first professional baseball teamcool desu
>>151121242It's time for them to take the next step. They clearly won't. They get stuck in an eternal rebuild like the Sabres.
got a big nicolas roy coming. stressed about it
>>151121338I took two extremely loose Marners yesterday after dinner.
>>151121377we don't call those that here now
>>151121377we do call those that here now
>>151121338that time of the month?
*kisses*Go win the cup for me babe
One day, very soon, some zoomer/gen alpha goalie will get their waifu painted on their mask. The question is, who will it be?
>>151121393no
>>151121227Lmao Red Sox and Red Stockings in the same league. This is some Roughrider shit
>>151121445Both teams played hard
>>151121407>waist to hip ratiohnnng
Been getting weird marner nausea, I hope it kills me
ever get a nosebleed taking a marner?
>>151121478Blood comes out of all of my other holes
vsauce says humans have 7 holes
playing diablo. my sorc is 2 stronk.
god dammit not holes /hoc/ again
>>151119794https://youtu.be/ET6D2a_tJdM?si=A7Aw8r_y0rQ1SfVs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nv36Hatr4qs&list=RDnv36Hatr4qs
>>151121790That's funny. I bought this game called Agents of Mayhem for 4 bucks. It's made by the people who made Saints Row. It plays like a Saints Row game but the theme of the game is like a saturday morning cartoon, very influenced by GI Joe, there's like 12 characters you can use and they all have code names and gimmicks like in GI Joe. All the cut are like gi joe animation. It got shit reviews and help put the company out of business, but for 4 bucks it's great.
pusy
GATE CUBS ARENA SATURDAY1PMBE THERE AND GET YOUR FACE BEATEN IN
>>151122199I was literally there and you refused to face me>Chris Sutter looking character without his handler.Face me coward
>>151122199noel and i will be there at 12:45
>>151122255based knoel chad
its spelled JVOEL retards
>>151122327it's spelled keep seething at bud, retard
Thinking my flames are elite
>>151120809will do
the wildlife in canada is kind of shit. although the snow owl is pretty cool
bored and sad
>>151122465no one cares that you got caught masturbating at the movie theater
>>151122482weirdo
>>151122442lynx and moose are cool and they wonder they city occasionally
>>151122442Snow owls? I like owls that don't melt.
>>151122887Retard
>>151122925that's not a nice thing to call a bird
>>151122933who cares the bird doesn't know bro
>>151122887Yeah what good is an owl that's only good for being made into a snowball and thrown at some leaf kid's head?
Remains the undisputed most kino banknote of all time
Child abuse innit
>>151122998hey could we just... sweep that under the rug and forget about it?
Unlike last night marner just showed up
my sister texted meshe wants to break up
>>151123182im sorry :/
>>151123182a tale as old as time
>>151123182poor randy has to eat his own cock now :'(
>>151123182tell her youll fight for her love
>>151123197Cope he moved to Birmingham to get unlimited frozen cock
>>151123262I often get accused of being Randy and I actually lived really close to Birmingham for a little whileEngland, not Alabama
>>151123182Hope ma and pa don't have to pick sides
>>151123345>>151123240>>151123194>>151123192>>151123197you guys arent helping
>Craig Leipold was in that meeting with Bill Guerin back on Sept. 9, when superstar Kirill Kaprizov didn’t sign on the dotted line after being presented with an eight-year, $128 million contract extension offer Minnesota “It’s like it wasn’t really ever turned down. It was just never accepted,” the Wild owner said during an exclusive interview Tuesday with The Athletic. “I mean, we got worried, to be honest with you. It was like, ‘OK, wow. Where is this going? What do you think the real issues are?’ I guess for the first time, it really gave us pause: ‘Are we going to be able to get this thing done?’”>Exactly three weeks after that Sept. 9 meeting between Leipold, Guerin, Kaprizov and agent Paul Theofanous, Kaprizov signed the richest contract in NHL history. The Wild upped their offer by a million per year to that $17 million average annual value for a total of $136 million.>It’s the type of commitment Leipold hopes will begin the process of turning the Wild into a perennial contender — and catch the attention of other big fish who want to winIf signing shit contracts made you into a perennial contender then edmonton would be a dynasty
>>151122985Lewd
Huomenta
>>151123576
>>151123603Based Pekka
Good morning numales
>>151123603apple pay you get it guys ? APPLE PAY HE PAID WITH AN APPLE
>>151123656Good morning. I can feel the fall air
>>151123696It was pretty chilly when I went out side. Maybe easter chilly idk.
>>151123656Mornin
I see your point nuckies, and raise you this
>>151123699It wasn’t cold, just brisk
>>151123740>flames have A point Reminds me of last night
>>151123753Shutup
Good morning :)
How'd everyone sleep last night?
>>151123838good morning based anon!
>>151123953I slept well but I still have a slight cold
>>151123953Pretty good
TGIF amirite
Almost got hot chocolate this morning
sup niggashow you been doing?
>>151124120Hi xhenya :D I’m doing decently. I’m excited for hokkei to return. Did you see that khl goalie fight yesterday? Are you avoiding the draft?
>>151123603How is this true when the women in finland look like that??
>>151124165yo>Did you see that khl goalie fight yesterdaysaw the highlights during my morning gym>Are you avoiding the draft?I am invisible like Marner during playoffsGoing to a hokki game this saturday with a girl. Shanghai dragons vs whatever lmao. Don't care about the game, but I do care about her juicy hips.
>>151119400>>151119424>>151119441"du Québec" is for the province, "de Québec" for the city.>>151119485I still blame Trudeau.
>>151124170Finns receive so much support from their government and have great work life balance. They should be having at least 3 kids
Happy 75th birthday Peanuts!
>>151124194Thank you It makes sense I would think du is correct since I see references to the province way more than the city
I can’t wait to watch a game with /hoc/ and spam copypastas
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR
>>151124180Based have fun! :)Follow poutine’s instructions and have sex with her during your work breaks
my sister texted me againshe said its not going to work out between us romantically
>>151124425What in the Alabama...
>>151124425My sister texted me that she’s happy that kill bill is returning to theaters
>>151124449>>151124433None of you are better because things are working out romantically with your sisters, I just hope we can survive the break up
>>151124463Please be a troll
just texted my sister about the giant sloppy marner i took and sent her a picture
I don't have a sister
>>151124495I wish I had brothers
My sister sexually assaulted me as a joke once
>>151124519Was it funny
>>151124519Lewd. Did you get hard?
>>151124585I didnt think so but she thought it was absolutely hilarious>>151124592It was pre puberty so I doubt it
Would he accept my invitation?
I think the Flames should win the cup
>>151124657I deserve to get head from Sydney Sweeney
>>151124657I think so too
>>151124657I wouldn’t object to that
gary bettman probably prays that the penguins are shit enough so he can get Lemieux to Crosby to McKenna
>>151124703>>151124694>>151124657Inshallah Allah will bless all us Flamiacs
A Flamiac is a Flames maniac
>>151124735Allah is with us and all good muslim flamiacs
What did drai say?
>>151124771>>151124735
>quick the thread is dead, i need to talk about the thread personality
>>151124824I'd rather buy jerseys directly from the NHL shop
>>151124824I’m writing a strongly worded letter to Gary’s office explaining that jerseys are too expensive
>>151124676SFNIYDNK
The NHL slop
>>151124876The profits from the NHL shop go directly to our friend Gary
>>151124824Yes I would be more willing to buy an NHL™ officially branded jersey by Fanatics™ from the NHL.com webstore (free shipping on orders over $200) as the lasting value and customer satisfaction would be much higher. I also know through the NHL’s investments in communities across North America, the League is expanding access and opportunity for people of all backgrounds and abilities to play hockey. Last season, a record number of girls and boys stepped onto the ice and tried hockey for the first time.
>>151124891Which he may benevolently use to Grow® The© Game™
>Niko Mikkola has signed an 8-year, $40M ($5M AAV) extension with the Panthers.
>>151124904Shouldn’t you be back in school, intern?
https://x.com/BagleyKSLsports/status/1973785609518125315oh hey, Utah wont have that weird lower bowl this season. actually something innovative for once.
scoreless draw in rauma
>>151124938Mormonism was innovative
>>151124938Neat
>>151124938What was it like before?
MacKinnon supports autism
>>151125072He looks like Tim Hunter here
Hockey fights autism
>>151125087But autism is necessary to play at a high level like Crosby or McDavid
>>151125097It's also needed to participate in /hoc/ at a high level :(
>>151125087gary says no to fighting in hockey
>>151125109Imagine the shitposting if Crosby or Marchand discovered /hoc/
> Most Valuable NHL Franchises In 2025 Revealed
>>151125203They should do this for the ECHL
>>151124519alot of them don't realize men's best chance to help them is as a kid because our adult form won't be hot for instagram era. so many have come crawling back to bitch about people who held us apart since they know i knew about shit. Men don't think it's clever to be equal to retards so we remaster the past to benefit a future that includes only females who deserve a class and are trusted around my nephew
Anyone able to decode that?
>>151125264I think you'd need to be brain damaged to decide that
>>151125292Decode*
>>151125292That doesn't narrow it down much
>>151125117How about I beat your fuckin ass?
>>151125292So it’ll be easy for the average /hoc/ poster
>>151125395MEET ME AT GATE CUBS ARENA1PM SATURDAYBE THERE COWARD IF YOU HAVE AN OUNCE OF COURAGE
>>151125409better be wearing your skates so I can do this to you
grim reminder that filthy ape who murdered an innocent man on the ice is still walking free and being paid to play a game
>>151125453>being paid to play a gameamericans have low standards they elected a convicted criminal to be president
When we take over the 51st state, we should deport all the current squatters North of the Arctic Circle.
> Super 16: Golden Knights enter season at No. 1 in power rankings
>>151125657We should keep the Flamiacs
>>151125550not afraid. Just coping
>>151125657come and make me fatty
>>151125672MOHAMMED BLESS ALL FLAMIACS AND FLAMADIANSALL CALGARY FANS ARE SERVANTS OF ALLAH
>>151125657>North of the Arctic Circle.I believe you are talking about maybe 10,000 sad, cold scientists and Indians
Why didn’t anybody wake me up? September ended
>>151125700Santa and his elves live there too
>>151125700They'll become slave masters to the squatters we send up there. Works for everybody.
>>151124519the outside world is a female playground. it means nothing
wordle in 4perfect connections
>>151125764/hoc/ means everything
I worship garymy lord and master
>>151125865we only serve Jesus here
>>151125918he's such a true bro lolhe loves us all so muchwhat a beautyjust the best
>>151125942unironicly
>>151125918Based
>>151125733wake me up inside (can't wake up)
>>151126016>Tf>Tp.
>>151125942Jesus is the glue guy of /hoc/.He's really just a great locker room presence, mentoring the young kids and lightening the mood. He doesn't put the points up like He used to but every team would love a guy like him hanging around.
>>151126016https://www.eliteprospects.com/player/970435/prabh-bhathal
https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1973807952537792558?t=X2_1-al3rjRK9rXRNZpxiw&s=19Did nobody tell those zoomers the cap is about to blow up?
>>151126052> canadian flagoy vey I really feel sorry for maplebros at this point
No one gives a fuck what you think.
>>151124938Ultra steep end seats are kino>>151125019
>>151126075I feel bad for everyone in the western world. Only Asians have a bright future
your mom does
>>151126105JEN
>>151126052imagine the smell
>>151126068I'll take $72M over 8 years instead of risking an injury that limits me to $20M
>Vitali Kravtsov (VAN) on waivers
>>151126141Hockey locker rooms smell like shit
>>151126206Just like my Islanders
>>151126052He can bang them in from the side, he can shoot from below the goal line. He can get up to top speed and blow past the D and put it in.—Vince Hourie 2024
>>151126191I celebrated so much when I saw New York pick him instead of Bouchard
>>151126222thanks vince
>>151124724InshallahPeas be upon him
>>151125700I live in Resolute
Is today really the day for inshalla posting ?
>>151126191that's a good laughter gif
I don't really watch sports, but instead of telling other people that I just say I'm a Tennessee Titans, Washington Wizards, Cleveland Guardians, and a Buffalo Sabres fan for when I'm asked about their respective sports.That way nobody ever wants to ask me direct questions about the team while going "Man that must suck", and then the conversation turns into a discussion about their favorite team where I can just nod
I've noticed that since anon announced he was being forced in to rehab that the majority of bud1/mitch/chilly easter spam has literally just stopped.
your mom might clear waivers tonight if she's not careful
>>151126658I hope he’s getting better
>>151126686i aint worriedshe is overpaid and a burden on the books
>>151126705I hope he kills himself in there
>>151126658kwab
>>151126737I hope he opens his heart and mind to the love of Jesus Christshould be pretty smooth sailing after thatI'm taking an extremely uncomfortable marner in an airplane toilet right now by the way
>rehab You think he will bring up /hoc/ at group?
>>151126658bud1
>>151126146I´hope McMeme signs a 2 year deal with Edmonton and then gets a career ending injury.
>>151126686kek roasties be like "i'm in my free agent phase"
>>151126834Imagine being in group therapy and having to explain how you spam "raped bitch" on an online forum all day
>>151126896Bitches be testing the market.
>>151126918imagine being known on 4chan as the raped bitch
>>151126834nah he’ll just refer to us as his hockey friends
>>151126932Imagine being the bown nosing sycophant to an alcohol drug addict
we don't use r9k dog whistles here
Every true flames fan is a muslim at heartMay Allah's divine flame shine forth on the calgary faithfulAmen
>>151126820mormons did that and they got attacked
I personally despise islam (satanism) and I am disgusted by the fact that a shitskin took lord Stanley's cup into a satanic pedo temple
>>151126999We love our satanism here
>>151126990mormons are a cult of retarded heretics following a manual of blasphemy
>>151126999Checked
>Flames aren't Canada's t-Apologize
>Sens genocided by the refs and habs >Flames gangcucked by the cancucks Its my leafs turn tonight
>>151127053The Mecca of HockeyAllah Bless
>>151127107Allah Bless
>>151126990it's kind of nuts
>>151127053>ai sloppa
>>151127021Just like my islanders
>>151127138Ned Flanders ah religion
>>151127138Why is my religion on the X axis but not the Y?
>>151126953lol if i tell a /hoc/ story it's like "this online hockey forum"
>>151127138This just shows that they're the nicest desu
>>151127213y=mx+b
i wouldn't be nice if i lived in utahtoo hot!!
we don't use linear equations here lil bro
>>151126658>/hoc/ improves when the drunk retards leaveWho woulda thunk it
I haven't used wolfram alpha since 2018
>>151127373awooooo
>>151126990mormons go to hell kwab
>>151127359Salt Lake City has a fairly moderate climate. It gets cold and snows
>>151127387oh, i remember ;)
>>151127408I was in kindergarten then
>>151127416didnt ask
>>151127416/hoc/ is 30+skedaddle
I just want to put it on record that I DID ask and I DO care and I'm here for you, /hoc/
Samir's been real uppity lately. Something happen?
>>151127416i was a sophomore buddy
>>151127482What was high school like in the 2000s? What was school like on 9/11?t. Zoomer
>>151127468he hasn't posted at all and you're trying to hard to fit in
>Aлeкcáндp OвéчкинAleksandrai Vechkin>Eвгeний MaлкинYevgeniy Malkin>Hикитa КyчepoвNikita Kucheroff>Apтeмий Пaнapин>Arrtemy Panarin>Bлaди́миp TapacéнкoVladiimiir Tarasenka>Пaвeл БyчнeвичPaviel Bushnevich>Киpилл КaпpизoвKirill Kaprizoff
>>151127454Thanks fren :)
I just got home and took a gross sweaty gooey marner
Whos the Tilly Norwood of /hoc/?
>>151127492Not him but I was 15 years old in 2007 and that was the best time to be a teenager desu >all them emo and goth girls It was a cornucopia of alt pussy, a coomucopia if you will t. 33 years old
>>151127788shower right away fren nobody likes a shitass
I bet if we all buy a jersey today, Gary would start the regular season tomorrow
>>151127810Teen goths peaked in 2016 when every single one temporarily converted to bisexual pick mes
>>151127812I’ll shower after the gym
>>151127810I envy you more than you ever imagine
>>151127492I was 16 on 9/11. Heard about it between 1st and 2nd period while I was outside hacking a butt. My friend told me that somebody bombed the UN building in New York. Then I went to 2nd period and the teacher told us the world trade center had been hit by planes. So decided to skip the rest of the day and go watch the news at a friends house. When we were leaving the school property an ice cream truck was parked out front the school, and I distinctly remember the ice cream man saying world war 3 had started. Didnt know the towers collapsed until we got to my friends house around noon.
>>151127492it was ok old teachers from the 70s were nearing retirement and didn't give a fuck anymore, young teachers weren't political faggotsthe girls didn't all hate men and weren't all whores. they were all still retarded though. had a great time fucking girls in my car all over the countryside, I'd give anything to go back to that. nothing like holding a pair of BRAND NEW perky juicy titties in your hands. man I've had a great life.anyway malls were still cool because black people hadn't discovered them yetthe red wings were still good9/11 was wild shit, happened when I was in english class, we just watched the CNN coverage in every class the rest of the day and had a "moment of silence" by the flag pole outside
>>151127864>bisexual pick mesThis has been going on long before then, I knew an alt girl who was covered in piercings and dyed her hair and all that in high school back in 2007-2011, and she claimed to be a bisexual just to get male attention, yet I never saw her even do so much as hold hands with another girl. Makes me think.
>>151127931didnt read too long too much punctuation
>>151127864>tfw no bi goth teens at my high school t. Class of 2016
I watched the 2008 Stanley cup final with a girl whom I was orbiting in high school at a house party and after that I never heard from her or saw her again
>>151127960Yeah but the Wings kicked ass
>there are anons in this very thread who were born in the 2000s
>>151127931I bet her grift worked because every girl took notice. A lot higher % of girls started to become porn addicts after the mid 2010s so I think that increased the trend too >>151127950>no degen goths Mammoth fan?
>>151128004Nah prep school
>>151127983I have a child born in the 2000sdon't forget you're here forever
>>151127983Just think of all the broccoli haired posters itt
lacombe is french for the comb
Should I take a nap?
>>151127970Back when the wongs were in the western conference
>>151127905>and I distinctly remember the ice cream man saying world war 3 had started.What a fag. I was 11 and I wasn't that dramatic when I saw it on the news.
>>151128046Kino
>>151128038https://youtu.be/2F3n80V_sb0?si=RTVVYMGoNMYAeflL
>>151128024What will the French commentators say when Daniil But scores a goal against the Canadiens?
>>151128076they will probably have to use their backup language: yiddish
>>151127905Neat
>>151127905I was only 3 when the towers fell so I was lucky enough to grow up during the peak of 9/11 jokes
>>151128189Same
>>151127860You need to get sneakier, intern
>>151128189It's incredible how much the world has changed.
i was trying to find what nhl games were on during 9/11 but then i realized i'm retarded
>>151128189https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0kPG8xoXZ74
>>151128351November 9th should have tons of games
>>151128351Faggots got so butthurt they cancelled all the games
>>151127908Ah to be a cool teen going to the mall in the 2000s
>>151128351WWF Smackdown was the first large sporting event after 9/11. I thought wrestling was gay at the time but I watched that episode.
>>151128351Retard
>>151128358https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NsKaCS3CtsY
GATE C1PMUBS ARENATHIS FUCKING SATURDAYFACE ME LIKE A MAN
>>151127408holy based
>>151127931Women will think their bestie is cute and claim they’re bi/queer. Guys will have shower antics with their buds but insist they’re straight
>if I post the same thing anon posts in other threads maybe I'll get some (You)s
>>151128446I'll be there and I'm gonna heem you in one hit
>>151127960You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take
>>151128486I Will Send you to the maker of your choiceJESUSALLAHorThe Mormon God
Wtf I just chipped one of my teeth
How did the Branson Brawl end?
in gary's hockey leagueno onecan hear you scream
>>151128018/hoc/ is bussin fr fr
>>151128535GYATT
>>151127983*Their
>>151128189
>>151128505Sorry bud :(
>>151128189I was the tower
>>151128568My 6-month dental appointment was already scheduled for next week so hopefully they can fix it then
Already staked out the perfect viewing sport on 4th avenue
>>151128505RIP Hope your covered
>>151128636I've never had to use my dental insurance for anything other than my normal appointments, but I think I have a good plan
>>151128633THE PATH OF ALLAH IS THE TRUE PATH OF THE FLAMIACALLAH SHINE HIS FLAMING LIGHT ON THE CFOR CALGARY AND ALL MUSLIMS
tfw tier 1
>>151128736Oily Boys :0)
should i get a haircut or buy two games on the steam sale? (both options are equal price)
>>151128769Buy the games. The haircut can wait
>>151128769Don't short yourself anything Either haircut and torrent the games or buy the games and cut your own hair
>>151128790This Play DK country on emulator
>>151128736>Laffs>tier 1
>>151128769unless you have someone to impress, get the games and cut your own hairt. cuts own hair
>>151128769Sometimes I get depressed and realize I'm 32 and I haven't accomplished anything in life and then I realize neither has Canada and 32 years and I feel OK
>>151128823They honestly should be their own tier . No one comes close to Toronto's demented fandom
>>151128860don't think leafs fans have either rioted or called the police on zdeno chara because they lost to the bruins
>>151128769What games?
>>151128885They would if they were ever invited to the finals
>>151128711https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fe8qRj12OhY
>>151128889Cyberpunk 2077 and Citizen Sleeper 2
>>151128014I want to believe that one day I’ll graduate from 4chan
ya I did call the cops on zdeno Chara and I'd do it again
>>151128918I didn't like Cyberpunk. Never played the other one
>>151128927Just permaban yourself
>>151128885The Habs called the police because of Charas hit on Pacthes, not because of the result
>>151128769>paying for either
>>151128918One day I hope to play cyber punk
>>151128918Cyberpunk is the most overrated game in 10 years and that includes the h8 it got post release
>>151128852Having made it this far without an heroing is an accomplishment itself :)
>>151128852I want to believe that my life will improve soon
>>151128977Hahaha. It don't.
>>151128985I’m hopecore maxxing
>>151128935Citizen Sleeper 1 is a nice tabletop RPG, found it really relaxing the play after work and just enjoy the artwork and soundtrack
>>151128977budda says dont desire things and your life will improve
>>151129000Where are the hot women with huge tits
r e c y c l ea perfect plan in policy?
DON'T STOP BEELEEVINGOHhhHOOHHHhh
>>151129014I'm down
>>151129040>>151129040>>151129040New
>>151128957Why play when you can live it
>go to make chicken burgers >buns are mouldyMy day is ruined and I'm going to take it out on Garys people
