>>151112043
>earlyfagging Anime
>>151124152The hat works better this time
why does zoot suit mean?
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW
You now remember me, say my name. You are allowed to phone a friend if you have trouble. Hint: I won my last fight via an exhilarating decision
>>151124195wait, wait, dont tell me, guy with the hat
>>151124195Shavkat Garry.
>>151124173Zoot Suit's were worn by pimps
Will anyone be smoother? ask yourself that when you look in the mirror.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roe_v._Wade
>HEEMS the OWL>RECOVERS the BELT >HUMBLES the GERMAN WHORE>DANCES the KPOP>GOES UP the DIVISION>SIMULATES the ASPINNAL>YELLS the CHAMA
>>151124222why is there no mention of Gane's lectures on the subject?
>>151124232No chance mate
>>151124224>genetic freak>eats foodwhy are ((heavyweights)) like this. he is clearly just a 185er eating way too much
oi it's me tommy reddit oi just found out what a calorie is watch me eat these calories mate
>>151124224>photoshoping a steak over Gane's BBC
POWERSLAP IN 34 BONG
>>151124224>photoshoping pancakes over Gane's BBC
>>151124242You're right, Gane is beating aspinal before that
FACT: 42 year old full time firefighter Stipe Miocic lasted 7x longer than Ciryl Gane against Jon Jones.
People forget those Merab knees-to-the-thigh are dangerous
>NOOOOOO DON'T BREED MY BUSSY WITH YOUR BBC LEAVE ME ALONE
>>151124312>photoshoping spaghetti over Gane's BBC
>>151124272Sweet love me some brainless violence
>me son
he put the hair in his mouth
Sun?
Come get your eggs lah
>>151124353Retard!
>>151124244Being tall is a disadvantage in wrestling, so unlike boxing, we don't have 2 m tall heavyweights in MMA. The ideal MMA phsysique is a manlet with comically long arms.
>>151124357You have autogynephilia.
>>151124360Naw fuck that!
>>151124146This could've been the hardest Ariane Lipski thread ever, but you decided to do this instead...
>>151124371Kill yourself
>fighter with no strong father figure in his childhood & teens>turns out to be an unstable maniac
>>151124367You fuck men.
>>151124387It's spelled mechanic b but he just changed tyres mostly
Why do zoomers hand wave so animatedly? Whatever happened to the classic head nod?
Why is gold plummeting
>>151124195Shavkat Rakhmonovson of Rakhman MagomedovI will have my title fight, in this life or the next
>>151124358
>>151124411Volk has short arms
>>151124430no he doesn't retard
A sea of titties
Getting report that manchester is lit right now
>>151124479Are they rioting because someone attacked a helwani temple
Well my balls are blue but my dick is reeeeed
And here's to you, Mrs. RobinsonJon Jones loves you more than you will knowWhoa, whoa, whoa
Jon Jones was raped.
>>151124360Turn on your monitor
>When the schaub heems your raja and the till
FACT: Tomala Harrispinall got BRED and RAPED by her Blaydesdaddy and had to leave the arena in a KEK TROLLEY
Asspissanal
>>151124555Is that why you relate to him
>>151124612I relate to Ian Garry
>>151124616You got a hot wife?
>>151124620Yeah.
Yuo guys think we could ever have an day here with no insluts and respectful discourse?
>>151124625Damn
"Dana I'm lost", I said, though I knew he was sleeping
Please refrain from letting finland create future threads. I have this freak filtered and can't find the heem thead on the 'log
monkey want a ba'a'a?
Do i have potential
The angry 'caco low on 'tassium is incapable of creating only destroying
>>151124665Factual post i fear.
People posting the same thing mutilpe times for an response is sad, man
>>151124430Height: 168cmReach: 182 cm14 cm differential
>>151124698wow powerful words from the very best the division has to offer
>>151124698Chills. Machado by murder.
>>151124698Belal daddy never misses!!!!
who deserves to get the title shot? Ian garry if he beats belal by decision or prates if he beats leon edwards by knockout?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NXFw6bV63ygTom Aspenladd could never...
Just pondered Dricus du Beastis.... Chills.
>>151124755Shavkat.
>>151124782shavkat is not in the conversation right now, this is between ian and prates, brady is not in it as well.
>>151124755Ian has had much better performances than Prates and has a higher chance of winning against both Smegmallena and Pisslam, than him.
>>151124880>Ian has had much better performances than Prateshe's a boring decisionating faggot and prates had him crawling around on the canvas
>>151124951Shame prates did nothing for 4 rounds
>>151124821What about Kevin Lee
Ilia really blew every MMA fans dopamine heemceptors no fight will ever be as entertaining as a El Matodor bout
>>151124880imagine being with dana and the other guys in the war room, let's say jdm won, he wants jdm to defend his belt against either prates or garry just those two. How would you convince dana to make jdm vs garry next? Meanwhile, the other guys (hunter, maynard, shelby) wants prates.
>>151124951Ian peached Shartes for 4 consecutive rounds. Imagine what Shavedcat, Jack or Islam would do to him.
Just wrote the most abysmal post imaginable under an american VPN
Topiglet fans be when he DESTROYS the 40 year old fighter
>>151125034I would simply show them this:
>>151125042Levels.
Chamer
>>151124951Ian Garry almost subbed MVP and Shavkat and he beat Prates 49-46
So Alexander Pereira is facing Mohammed Ankalaev and basically. It's fucked
Thoughts on the US government getting heemed?
>>151125149An embarrassment.
>>151125060this just convinced dana to make jdm vs prates, good job. It actually put ian garry way down the line.
>>151125149The what?
>>151125232The US government shutdown
>>151125248The US what now? Govern-who?
>>151124173I don't get this picture
>>151124430>>151124435>>151124704Volk has said the UFC lied about his reach
>>151125042Max is 33 though
>>151124430>>151124435>>151125291Ive heard it both ways
>>151125149"Don't piss down my back and tell me it's raining governemenent"
>>151124880>has a higher chance of winning against both Smegmallena and Pisslam, than him.Mexicope living up to the name
Garry the Cuck gets the belt next year.
Gary isn't a cuck. He has a fit milf wife, is bilingual and is a fucking rockstar
>>15112530230 is the new 40
>>151125381You're a walled whore Layla
>>151125302He's 40 in fight years
backshots upon gane's supple back
>>151125302yeeeeaah but he's been fighting forever, he came off a proper bulk-up, Rush is being constantly traumatized by his father getting mangled
Rush vs Hugo.Who we got?
>>151125302But he 40 year when in figjt yeat
>>151125521
>>151125302So was Christ.
I'm in a fowl mood
Using black magic like Alex Periredit should be banned from the UFC
>>151125317How am I wrong though?
The final grey pill is realizing God is real but there is no heaven, only this life where each moment is eternity.
"Carpe Diem" -Gane
>>151125570Shake them feathers then
“Bene qui latuit, bene vixit” - Cyril Gane.
If you're feeling froggy than leap.
>>151125586*Tips fedora* *Loads bowl**Fires up rock and Morty*
>>151125647Never heard of that, what's rock and Morty?
>>151125660The rock and Morty is a new animation where Dwayne the rock Johnson and Morty shekelstein travel the world collecting foreskins
>>151125675Foreskins huh? Dicey dicey.
>>151125632*clucks menacingly*
>>151125149
>>151125666Y'all know what to do.
GODsumeci fight day.
>>151125576is the bassethound of disdain for wmma still alive and well?
>>151125666Say that to my face and see what happens
>>151125703You're right>>151125666Based nice get and couldn't agree more bruder hh
Why does /heem/ find an Italian saying the n word so endearing? This is racism and should be challenged by us as a community.
>>151125805Because Italy is Africa lite
>>151125805imagine it's Mario or Luigi saying it, makes it way funnier
>>151125805my bruder is exercising his freedom of speech, he's not even insulting anyone, just throwing a slur in the air for everyone to see >>151125818I mean in certain areas...
Ian "Backshots" Garry
>>151125805https://youtube.com/watch?v=tPrOnsWPibE&pp=ygUdRG9uYWxkIGR1Y2sgc2F5aW5nIHRoZSBuIHdvcmQ%3DDonald duck says the n word
>>151125805I like it when it's vettori and I like it on heem simple as
23 days until Gane fights.
>>151125523why are muslims suddenly so gay now?
Cory. Motherfucking. Sandhagen.
>>151125900Dana White fled Boston for Las Vegas in the year of 1992
>>151125900>suddenly>now
>>151125900Because ya dead daddy raped ya little piggy ass I'm afraid
>>151125916a steamy summer night
>>151125976True and based post.
Alex Pereira's former fiancee Merle has been seen exiting a private jet from Makhachkala with wobbly knees, per sources her hair and makeup was also a mess.Them Dagi boys built different.
newbeddedhttps://youtu.be/enYkxScZ1-A
>>151125576I think Prates is a lot better than you give him credit for. Garry was a bad stylistic matchup on short notice, I think the rematch goes differently, as evidenced by the last 2 rounds when Carlos started to get his rhythm going.As for the Jack and Islam it's an interesting fight for each. I think Jack has an easier time than Islam as Prates' TDD is solid and Islam struggles against people he can't wrestle effectively.
>>151126124We don't watch that shit here faggot
>>151126126It was Garry who took a 5 rounder on short notice. To me it just looked like he gassed in round 5, not that prates suddenly figured him out
this here is peak heavyweight form
>Oh my goodness is that, do my eyes decieveth me...THE embedded vlog series!?? *Clitty cage bursts and goes flying across the room at mach speeds*
AtebaXcats is the new meta
Has anyone here ever watched the Embedded Vlog Series? I never have, thank god, but I'd guess it's complete shit.
>>151126203>It was Garry who took a 5 rounder on short noticeTrue, and I give him props for his performance but I simply meant it would be easier to prepare for someone like Prates if you're Garry on short notice than the other way around.And I honestly think it was Prates' constant pressure that gradually broke Garry down despite Ian landing more overall. Prates began cutting him off better, was building off his kicks and actually started to push him back.
>>151126345You literally have sex with men.
hooooooooooboy
>>151126371No I don't, stop saying I do
>>151125523>>151125976neither of you should exist
PIG DOWN
The old backup side piece keeps texting
>>151126437What does he want?
>>151126469Boyiminge for the night. But somalidaddy is already coming over to heem!
>>151126469I'm not sure he's drunk again and probably in trouble
>>151126469Probably going to fuck clozapig's dead mommy's maggot minge, as usual
>>151126504Factual post.
>>151126422Big Ank won that exchange
>>151126631Factual post. AGPoatan greased xer bacon bussy for Magadaddy to pozz & pork.
>>151126378What a bunch of queers. My monitor is on.
Ankalaev hid
>>151126378Not a brazza in sight what a lovely delight
But honestly what is the latest on Shavkat where the fuck has he gone, he should have healed by now right?>picrel
Incredible fight night. Euro friendly time as well
Don frye had some harsh words for mark kerr harsh words indeed
Jiri.
Don Frye raped and gaped Mark "The Anal Machine" Kerr
>>151126761That is a fucking banging card holy shit
>>151126761>>151126878>and not a single WMMA in sightBLESS THE HEEM GODS FOR THIS BOUNTIFUL HARVEST
>>151126878It is good hey, I flew out of Doha at midnight a couple of days ago and it looked like that car chase scene in star wars 2, the city looks like it's from the year 3000
>>151126681True.
>orolbai vs hermansson Essentially finland in fighting form
>>151126739Ian Garry retired his steppe piggy ass
>>151126922You say steppe like its in insult, shits kino
>>151126973Simpler times
>>151126973Dogshit! The only people who could possibly think this looks nice are literal faggots living in shithole cities.
>>151126761Orolbai vs Hermansson is such a strange matchup*notices Horiguchi* holy shiiiiit
>>151126761>no wmma>actually interesting fights with good fightersdamn this is good. i hope the paramount era is more like this
>>151126761Alejandro about to get zeemed
>>151127140not enough black people murdering them in the steppes I'm afraid, wouldn't be able to handle it
>>151127140I would enjoy that steppe lifestyle if I had air-con, a motorbike, a computer, and a fridge. Happy days
>air-conIt's cold there you silly fewl ov a ting
dibs on posting “how fucking good is michael chandler” if dookie flukes tsarkarian
>>151127275The Nordic™ council will get back to you
>>151127275wait until Dookie goes on his 5x win streak and floors Clitpoira, what will you say then?
john emmett fight week let’s fucking goooo
>>151127275Fuck!
This can not continue. Fuck.
Stipe "steppe" miocic "nigger" iron pico
>>151127574Highly disconcerting
Tomala xirs… Ganetroons…*gulp*…..
>>151127574both win in devatating fashion
Gane beats TomGane loses to SmegmamedovGane loses to Kung Fu Padna
blit
Tommy R. vs Big ACK in what many experts are calling The Most Retarded Fight of All Time
>>151127757They used to be friends they still are but they used to be too
>>151127706can we stop using retarded juvenile nicknames because i have no idea what anyone is fucking talking about
>>151127813Juvenile nickname my balls across your forehead
>>151127813hey buddy, theres the door.
Convince me how will abus win against the pyfer
>>151127869he won't
>>151127679To my friend, Shamil Gaziev. Rest now, brother. We have the watch. And I'll see you in Valhalla.
>>151127679CHILLS
>>151126631I'm afraid the only thing Big ACK won is a prolapsed bussy however
>>151127897Yeah babe
Abus vs PyferDusseldorf vs PhillySpear vs Broadsword
Joe Pyfer about to take an nother mans soul come this staturday and I for one am electrified
>>151127937AGPoatan did offer xer prolapsed bacon bussy...
hã? hã? MAMA!
>>151128495DCbros…
>>151128547>faintsRETARD ALERTRETARD ALERT
>>151128562I distinctly remember Abus fainting in the Strickland fight, by the end of the second round.
>>151128495Chama bros we back
>>151128529He started it >>151125559
>>151128628Those dudes have sugar in their tanks.
>>151128547>snorlax plushoh yeah she'd get it
>>151128495this the classical brazil humor move you dont really see this shit in america or even germany
>>151124312he looks cute here
>>151128767My BBC looked cute in your mom's pussy
cyril 'the white tyron woodley' gane
>>151128495how jealous is joe right now?
>>151126761Wait that card actually fucks
>>151126761>Belal/GarryGod damn Hunter Campbell making me cheer on a muslim.
>>151126739Shavkat's wife and child got in to a car accident a few months agoHe probably won't fight for the rest of the year
Joe Pyfer's dad didn't beat him enough
Abus has ugly brown eyes while Joe has beautiful blue eyes. Gonna have to pick Joe for this one.
His aura…gone….
>>151129042If the new hairstyle doesn't work he'll have to get a really big tattoo
josh emmett funny moments
>>151129042>Hey bros, sh-should i shave my head? You decide
WE DON'T FOLLOW THEM HERE
we yes WE follow them
https://streamable.com/gfr2wp
>>151125149Illegal
>>151129214I think Conor might actually fight Stephens if he wins.
>>151129238he has 2 fights left on his ufc contract
The Aricast finna change the game onG
Conor is actually off his nut kek
>>151129042This is the face of a man about to rape a disgusting disabled inbred
levelings
>>151129214mogging daner on the promo. how does he plan to fight either of them while his ufc contract is still active though? there's absolutely no way daner lets his only draw walk away from the ufc
>>151129332they're never using the gold gloves again, right? I hope not.
>>151129325Fraid Alexa got botched bottom surgery on xer clitty after Daddysanya AGPorked xer bloodline into sissies
>>151129214Fucking kek
It just isn't the same since Ilia heemed all the goats in a row
>>151129410Obsessed
>>151129252They'll just sign Stephens again (again)
>>151129486Alexa "The One, The Only Snowbunny" "AGPoatan" PigRoevWade is obsessed with xer Daddysanya's Sexy BBC dick daddy loads I'm afraid.
>>151129532Factual posts sadly
Name one unflushed fighter on Saturday’s card (main or prelim). The state of this sport.
>>151129578ankerlyev
Boys we're eating goodFridayPFL Champions Series 3 - Nurmagomedov vs. Hughes 2ONE Friday Fights 127 - Worapon vs. KongkulaSaturdayONE Fight Night 36 - Prajanchai vs. Di Bella 2UFC 320 - Ankalaev vs. Pereira 2BKFC 82 - Perry vs. Stephens
>>151129606We don’t watch that shit I’m afraid
usmeng will have title shot before shaubcat does btw
>>151129601>self-flushed iqlet
>>151129606ONE fight night is on at 2am saturday morning b might as well call it friday
>>151129606>PFL>ONEBKFC is cool
UFC BJJ is on in 1 bong 10 bings too
>>151129633The best lightweight in the world is fighting.
>151129644
>>151129644gamrots fight is next week
bro he no contested THE alexander schaubly
What will be your reaction when they announce Rufus is fighting Ilia?
>>151129740Probably "Who?"
actually hyped for perry and stephens
He’s right you know
Who are some fighters that respect the silence that serves as the foundation of creativity? You know, true artists?
>>151129816Patchy mix
Need to stop jizzing on my tshirts swear my laundry smelled like jizz after a wash wtf
>>151129811I reckon no one knows who that tranny bum on the left is
>>151129841It's your house just blast in the sink.
>>151129836HAHAHAHAAHAHE'S FALLING FOR THE PATCHY MIX MEME AGAINlol fuckin stupid brits
drop your glassesshake your asses
>>151129842
>>151129841Aaron pico
>>151129811*14 finishes on the regional scene
Ilia Topuria has more finishes than Usman Nurmagomedov.Ilia Topuria has gone to decision twice in his career.4 of Usman Nurmagomedov's last 5 fights have gone to decision, with the only finish coming by way of submission over 39 year old Benson Henderson in March 2023.Usman Nurmagomedov has no wins via KO on his record.
You now remember the kid who copied Conor
Clitia Topiglet has 2 knockouts at lightweight (7 overall) Usdaddy has 6 knockouts at lightweight (8 overall)
>>151130112That striking is like really really bad
>>151130145Usman Nurmagomedov has no knockouts.
Ilia has won every single one of his lightweight bouts with a knockout.
Amount of cops run over while drunk Usman No.2: 1 Topturo: 0Amount of times someone used Nepotism to make a friend the fall guy:Usman No.2: 1Topturo: 0Levels
30 bings UFC BJJ chads. Take your schaubs, fix your snacks.
>>151130206You need to take ya medicine and i don’t mean ya HRT
That's crazy that Ilia met his wife in Miami.
FACT: Usman Nurmagomedov has ZERO wins by KO on his record, only TKOs.
>>151130254GOAT shit
>>151130094hmmm do i save this in my dc folder as a rare dc W or do i save it in my poaton folder as a common poohand L. stawlf out here b, any ganescholars here to advise?
>>151130324Jon wants to be oppressed so bad
there’s no way to know for sure but i reckon ilia topuria would fold hugh paul like a lawn chair incontrovertibly, probably inside of 5 minutes
TKO (Topiglet’s Klitty oinked)
>>151130343tbf he is a gay black man
>>151130343he is oppressed, he's black in america.
so who's gonna slap the house together this time? my bet is on quinones
>>151130366
>>151130369we don't watch that shit here
>>151129214holy flushed
>>151130278It's called law of attraction Miami is where the most beautiful people on n earth live
>>151130369>redhead qt and Based Blackburn not on the card
Auge um Auge, Zahn um Zahn.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvpX4zGj9DgWE ARE LIVE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=guxlPRfzfZU
NO LMAO
chama o no chama
>bussymecislurpchads rise up
>>151130964no one cares retard we're watching the UFC 320 pre fight press conference
Bo Nickalword
GODsumeci
>>151130864lets go mikey my autistic king
hate when my armpits require a scratching.
https://youtu.be/guxlPRfzfZUhttps://youtu.be/guxlPRfzfZUWE ARE LIVE AS FUCK
>>151130980>he only has one monitorembarrassing. there are 4 rockholds staring back at me when i enter the kinotorium in the morning
Merab? tiny fella
i wanna creampie merle
>>151130373AURA!
>>151131063I have 4 but none of them are turned on
Bad mother fricker
KODY STEELE SPOTTED
>>151131130Quite haram bruv, ting is a witch
KODY STEELE SPOTTED AT UFC BJJ
john o malley
HEEM TAPPY
TAPPY
>>151131245my chigga ting ting locked down an aryan queen
Somehow Merab english got even worse
>>151131382disabled retardosaurus
>Main CardAnkMerabJiriEmmettPyfer>Prelimswho gives a fuck
Ank has a kino record
how are they understanding the english
mogged by cji, i fear sadly
>>151131403monitor
OHH theyre scissoring joe!
she just full on bowling ball gripped her pussy
alex bros it's fucking over mentally broken
SHEEEEEM TAPPY
>>151124353Holy shit wypipo really don't seazon dey eggs!
damn alex is schooling this disabled freak on the mic
>>151131547>>151131572>>151131640>>151131664why not just watch lesbian porn?
>>151131678Women don't know how to have sex.
>>151131676more like nervously yapping
Sup. we watching gayjj
I missed the press conference did anything interesting happen
khalil looks shook
>>151131897yeah. Poatan humiliated the owl faced disabled freak on the mic.
cory looks terrible
canhagen is definitely shook, sulking off like that. another easy w for merab, sadly
Merab is an ugly little bastard
told em to "be gentle" fuck this gay sport
>>151131965he looks like a terminal cancer patient
reminder, it is impossible to suffer in brapzil
>>151131986would rape
>>151131942nahalex looked scared
(You) me when Mikey is on
>>151131942not a high bar tbf
>>151131986nice FUPA on that hog >>151131995well helloo dear
I'm the bantamweight GOAT; I robbed O'Malley and Aldo.
>>151132118retard
KWAB
big nose got cooked in the presser
>>151132222Volumes.
>>151132263Many are saying this. poor poor inbred disabled freak
Ankdaddy.
>>151132265you can see the inbreeding
has someone ever gotten utterly annihilated at a presser only to KTFO their oppressor?
>>151132302Turn your monitor on
are we watching the bussymeci bj? or heemslap? is the presser worth watching, im making dinner rn.
How the fuck did the ufc bjj already had 3 events that were way better than cji2Weird ass timeline
Big ank has aura Pereira is washed
>>151132371Bro you have sida
>>151132402No
>>151131640Webm? Or MP4?
>>151132371ank genuinely wouldnt be able to sell water to a fish
>>151132468Fuck off
>>151132468Why would fish buy water are you stupid?
>>151132468you really fucked that up, retard.
>>151129042That's his look for the rematches after the first fight is a close decision. He is heeming.
Magomed Ankalaev declined to fight Alex Pereia at UFC 300.Alex Pereira has accepted to fight Magomed Ankalaev every time he was offered.
Who here actually thinks Pereira will win?
AGPoatan in rematches:
>>151132612Alex Pereira has declined to fight Magomed Ankalaev multiple times, before, and after losing to Ankalaev at UFC 313.
>>151132750Source?
>>151132713>rematchesthat was the first fight with an impartial referee and impartial judges
Who are some fighters that respect the skree wheel motion?
>>151125278In many ways it gets you
>>151132750Sorry tranny. I'm afraid Dana refuted this in the presser. disabled freak troonkalaev is the only one who refused to fight
>>151132775cope3-1
There is 3 argies now fuck this shiet i used to own heem remember that shit stop playing with me
>>151132833Dana White would never lie
>>151132511there's a part in nemo where that happens>>151132526how so
Khalil knocked out? Let's go for dat.
UFC BJJ is on
>>151132835But enough about the ratio of Pereira troons that suckle on Daddysanya's BBC for chocolate milk.
If you get subbed or knocked out you should never be allowed a rematch ever you essentially died in their your opponent should never be facing someone they killed its not right
>>151132847you're just an average bloke im a fucking samurai
>you ever hear of rose namajunas?
>>151133224Many are saying this
Auto-generated experiment • Quality may varyViewers in the chat are expressing that the BJJ match is boring. Many are suggesting ways to make it more exciting, like allowing striking or weapons, while others are comparing the fighters to UFC fighters like Jon Jones, Conor McGregor, Sean O'Malley and claiming to be more entertaining.
>>151133224PigRoevWade's boiminge just moistened up seeing this.
>>151133224wouldnt something like 'fagomed cucklaev' make more sense
Cruz was right. I would kill for a Whopper Jr rn
Who are some fighters that respect the shield?https://youtu.be/9Dz72xdJV7k?si=AVwQGBUP2HyS_chy
i was gonna be the champbut i got heemedi was gonna get a big payout and be a starbut i got heemedim still a gatekeeper, and i know whybecause i got heemedbecause i got heemedbecause i got heemed
woah tracy was looking like a straight up man there for a second
khamzat couldn't even wrestle a short notice usman for 3 rounds and you think he has a chance against ddp?
>>151133505Sneed.
>>151133648You have autogynephilia.
>>151133595Turn on his monitor
>>151133673Naw fuck that!
>>151133692You fuck individuals that were assigned male at birth.
>*anyone posts anything*>bong: y-you have sex with men! y-you wear dresses!
>>151133595
Wtf is this man vs woman? Alex aint a women name
>>151133817its a woman fighting in a womans match.
>>151133831I know you have AGP and are into that tranny shit but she aint no women
>>151131995unironically perfect bmi for a girli wanna see how alexa grasso looks with this bmi
>>151133953It's all go to her upper back
nick diaz and nate diaz were on no reservations
>>151133802jack taiwanee boi
didnt this guy just fight? lol
*scoots the butt*
speak you cretins
Im gay
>>151134455We don’t invoke our ancestors here.
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ITS DEEP
they call me the magic meng yea, the magic meng
no one is watching this epic ufc bjj?
>>151134892GODsumeci's not on yet
Post Cory's bawlz
DARTH RIGATONI UP NEXT
KODESTER
bussymeci
Mark Kerr is not a UFC legend. Never heard Dana talk about him once
>>151135506Imagine punting this demented freak in the face and stomping on his bloodied lifeless head in front of his sister.
>>151135586he would literally tear you limb from limb
>>151135615Yeah all he has to do is have me lay down in pajamas and wrestle him and not throw any punches, slam him, or have a gun
>>151135615Imagine believing this
mustard on the beat
Darth GODatoni got em seething hugely
67
No chama
im a regular bloke unlike these other regular blokes
how much tylenol do you think bussymeci's mother was popping during the pregnancy?
Still better than cji but too long
>>151135764All of it
HEEEEEEM TAPPYYYYYYYGOATSUMECI
gay
>>151135765cji would have been sick if they had promoted the format better. everyone was clueless about how the 5 round, 10 point must shit worked including the fighters. but it was actually a sick/exciting format to use. the 5 fights as a whole were scored like one 5 round fight, with the final fight being the tie breaker.
>>151135893chael won
>>151135765cji was even longer ya goof
i knew it
>>151135893The format was shit, the first day was disguntingly boring
>>151135993this is good because it pushes CJI further into freak show territory. CJ3 will feature Gabby V multiple atomweights
>>151136050>CJ3 will feature Gabby V multiple atomweightsmale atomweights i hope
>>151126761At this rate, Hermansson will be the first UFC fighter to die in the octagon or shortly after leaving it.
Damn Pereira literally pointed at ali abdelaziz and went. "Ali, you're a nice guy, but you're not speaking to someone who will let you talk like that in front of them"
>>151136816he did?
>>151136870yeah and then they gave ali the mic and he went "what the fuck are you gonna do? you know fuck this shit bro" and both of them got up and had to be separated.
>NO chama
>>151136933damn
>UFC FIGHTER TONY FERGUSON ON THE RUN FROM POLICE IN LAhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwKZixXqssA
>>151136600Orolbai doesn't heem, even at lightweight you cazzie cuck.
>>151137033And what more, after I saw that, I started furiously sucking dick all around town. In the triple digits now man.
>P-PLEASE ANKDADDY I DONT WANNA GO BACK TO THE TIRE SHOP *SNIFF* What did Poohand mean by this?
>>151137043>Tone flipped the vehicleIt's truly ove
>>151137104Fucking crazy year man, dang
Gmhh
I love Jiri more than most heemsexuals could possibly know
shit day for me
>>151137296Why do you always come in hear and make this gay little moan? Is it the sound of you biting the pillow after your boyfriend has his way with your bunghole? Respectfully.
>I must go back undercover, brazza. The other brazzas may suspect. All hail King Ari. SOON
if anks loses he should shave his head that would be funny
>>151137574Been laughing at this post for the past seventy hours straight
how could this possibly be only 30 seconds have passed
wow what a presser I'm currently bored shitless listening to 5 guys who can't speak english
>>151137374Keep yuor stick on the ice pleighboi, tmws Firday
>>151137650sandhagen bros..
>>151137650welcome to every aspect of life in America baby
>>151137723
or really the west at this point, I drove through cherokee north carolina last week and there were just fucking somali bulbheads wondering around a souvenir store
>>151137237that's the other swede
