Wild EditionOn the last edition of /hoc/ >>151119141
>mild
>>151129040GATE CUBS ARENA1 PM SATURDAYASS BEATING OF YOUR LIFE
First for our flames!
>>151129068Inshallah Anon we will win the cupMohammed bless
>>151129065dream on sisterI eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast
>>151129068I think the Flames should win the cup
>$17m/yr for 8 years
Our Sennies :)
Lotta negativity itt
Marners have been orange because of carrots
>>151129089Cool shirt :3
An Albertan man has died of measles.Another reason we should trade Alberta for Alaska
hopefully it was mitch
>>151129079>>151129077Our Flames will do us proud :)
Tigers are winning the Series. Lions are winning the SB.Wings are winning the Cup.You can all go home now.
>>151129132lmao retard
>>151129068I can’t access mp4s on my phone :(
>>151129132Yes because there are no anti Vax retards in Alaska
>/pol/ posting in /hoc/
>>151129099I still believe life will improve for me in a year :)
>>151129194She's married to Ron Duguay
>>151129191its just nosebleed chads cheering
>>151129132Was it an Albertan or a 3rd world migrant?
>>151129249What is the difference?
Why has it been so nice on /hoc/ these past couple of days. Are some people just on vacation?
Today I saw a guy in a kraken sweatshirt in the gym
>>151129040FLY, FLYERS, FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY(FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT) FIGHT, FLYERS, FIGHT SCORE A GOAL NOW 1 - 2 - 3(1 - 2 - 3)HIT EM LOW!HIT EM HIGH!AND WATCH OUR FLYERS FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY!!F - L - Y - E - R - SFLYERS!!!!Fuck new york
>>151129255
>>151129255The imaginary friend schizos probably got banned
>>151129255Because you're a nice cute boyAnd you're nice and makes everything nice
>>151129255The financial quarter is ending and we’re trying to get everything finished
>>151128769haven't had a cut in 11 years my hair reaches down to my ass now
>>151129255>trb hasn't posted>everyone's peacefulcurious
>>151129300Must be inconvenient
>>151129300Are you sure that's not your ass hair reaching up
My penguins ):
My S&Psies :)
Fleury was the best goaltender now say something nice about him
>>151129305amazing how much damage one guy can do
>>151129300>sit down for marner>marner>stand up>marner in my bowl>marner in my hair
/frosties/
>>151129321Crosby is never making playoffs again
>>151129305>>151129361I think it's more just the obsessed groupies
>>151129429no it's definitely trb (you)
Time to hit the gym. Anyone need anything?
>>151129348You mean Tim Thomas
>>151129440a clue
>>151129433I guess we spoke too soon. We found the schizo again
>>151129445thoughts on your loss to bud?
>>151129440A 3pl8 bench My pr is 2.5pl8
They are trying to derail the thread but NHL hockey is on soon so they will fail
>>151129457Kitties remain the favorite even without Barkov
>>151129433you run the same gimmick day in and day out do you never get tired of being a tard?
>>151129426why don't you have faith in my habbies?
>>151129426Just like my islanders
>>151129504>does he ever get tired of sticking his finger in his ass and smelling itno
>>151129479Sorry but even Maurice needs more to work with
>>151129504Nah he probably gets to wear one of those comfy romeo doubs helmets all the time
>>151129519wtf kind of helmet is that
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlRtMhSi0JQIt's up
>>151129433>>151129451>we mentioned him>he shows upclockwork every time
>weIt's just you today bud your girlfriend is in forced rehab because he's fucked in the head
>>151129507It’s more likely that Crosby heads to Colorado to play with his best friend
>>151129640he might as well try for one more cup
>>151129636How silent he got really showed how reactive and unhealthy their relationship is
>>151129656So he’s heading to Vegas?
>>151129656He's going to Calgary?
>>151129742he could>>151129754what the fuck retard?
the irish just do not age well
>>151129656Unfortunately I don't think Toronto has the cap room for him to make that happen
>>151129765I wonder why
future hall of famer merkulov is playing tonight
>>151129754>>151129766I can't tell which one was the worst take now
>>151129277>interprovincial tariffs >best “country”
>>151129780So the bruins went back to >finnish goaltending
No BS
i miss this nigga like you woudnt believe
Nylander looking good as always
I was about to make a ridiculously bad post but thankfully I typed the captcha in wrong
>>151129832You can't bait him through a screengrab retard
You’re gonna watch Thursday night football right anon
Um no ill be watching yankees/red sox
>>151129955But anon... you did anyway
>>151129979>baseball
>>151129975I’m rooting for the San Fran Forty Niggers
>>151129979FAAAAAAAAAAAAG
>>151129975Nah I need to study portfolio management
>>151130007Niners* dang autocorrect
>>151129988lmao they overpaid for Kaprizov because no one wants to play in Minnesota
>>151129975got to finish watching my padres shit the bed first
>>151130040Always knew you were a beaner.
rangers and devils are both playing the trap
>>151129957
Banana Ball championship is on in case you forgot
>>151130061Just like my Biggie
Bros Shannon just said my canesies are chokers
>>151129975>negro felon leaguethat's a hard shan't from me, frogposter
if you don't play with me i'll cry
A lot would be solved if more people got punched in the face for trying to sell a penalty.
>>151130178this is stochastic terrorism against tim stutzle
Let's go rags!
>>151130178A lot of problems would be solved if refs would call the same number of PPs they did in the 90s
man this Tetris movie kinda intense
>OverviewThis is a story based on the life of American video game salesman Hank Rogers (Taron Egerton), and the Tetris game he invented in 1988. He introduced the game he invented to the world.Well thats wrong
>>151130301We don't acknowledge Russians around these parts
more 4th liners and ahl'r s tonight
>>151130301it's a Soviet espionage film built around the Tetris
F L A M E SLAMES
>>151130157
E U L RULR
My leafs are being gifted prime breakaways but can't close
>technical difficultiesjust terible
>Core 11 signed until 2030
>>151130374ALLAH'S CHOSEN PEOPLEISLAM SUPPORTS THE FLAMES!
>Florida with 4 penalties already in the first periodGary made the call I guess. Whos the next chosen team?
Gary's got laffs on the PP regular tonight. They're still shit.
gary standing outside my house rattling my window panes until I turn on at least four TVs to the preseason slop
>/hoc/ didn't rate himyikes
Gary doesn't influence games
>>151130648Yzerplan status?
>>151130702or teams
i wear my jockstrap to post on /hoc/
>>151130785retard
>everyone is seethin' about kappy's cap hit, not realizing that it will be 20th in the league by 2027.
>>151130785genius
i am wearing nothing hehe
>>151130879oh yeah hahaha prove it hahahaha
holy fuck cubs implosion
>>151130919why put some dumb cunt in the photo instead of just the rankings?
>>151130944That's very rude
>>151130879I'm just in my boxers
>>151130981that's not an answer, stop deflecting.
>>151130919Bet she doesn't even watch hockey
>>151129937I do too but he was way too old
>>151131022she wears it because our daughter plays soccer
>>151130533I wonder how long they'll stay competitive pekka
>>151129937>oh noooeees! who will we EVER listen to that will suck bruin cock and defend literal assault crimes on the ice without muhhhh jack edwards faggot-ass homer?
>>151131037>soccer Hello ICE
>>151131109that's what we call it when you're white you fucking mark
I'd ejaculate all over her hair
>>151130785I've considered buying a jockstrap to work out in
I have to write an essay on the best NHL commissioners for my internship. Who are the top 5?
>>151130035>softpusy seethin' about the Wild againkwasoftpusy
>>151131139Even with due process that weak argument wouldnt save you
>>151131194counterpoint: it WAS a gay magazine
>>151130403the Bruins' arena quality is a fucking joke
no it wasn't
it's hard to believe that wrestlers are real people
>>151131283but it taught benching techniques
>>151131368it didn't buddy
I don't think the rags are going to be very good this year. Fighting for a wild card with ottawa and detroit probably.
what happened on a Tofino night in september 2025?americans don't even know what a Tofino is
>>151131407looks like where alan wake is set
>>151131407>implying we love pizza rolls here
rags devils one of the worst games i've ever seen
this cats - bolts game is sweet
>>151131450one of the worst games you've seen so far
>>151131423just peeped that in my library while bored scrolling might give that a roll
>>151131450Switch over to Stolarz having to hard carry the leafs A team line up
>>151131450turn your monitor on
>>151131360Most of them are pretty retarded
>>151131360The ones these days are very very normal but that's most of the reason they have no aura. Like there's nothing unusual about kenny omega, seth rollins or the new day guys. They are theater kids who worked out a lot
>>151131538you are a deranged homosexual for knowing a single wrestlers name
>>151131538Pro wrestlers used to be coked up madmen that looked badass. Now they look like the dweeb pushing carts at the grocerystore
>>151131573I know about that cody rhodes fella but only because he looks like albert wesker which is pretty cool ngl
>>151131461Unironically the best rivalry in the NHL
>>151130846lol wolf should have waited
I could heem anyone in tampa
ADRENALINE IN MY SOUL
got a whole team in the box!
>>151131573>Andre the Giant >Dwayne the rock Johnson >John cena Certified hetrosexual operator BTW
>>151131693JEN
>>151131693>whole shift penalisedJust like my sennies
>>151131693Absolute silliness.
>>151131616I always like the publix bowl
>>151131703>Certified hetrosexual operatorCan I do this natty?
Maybe laffs better plan on trading 1/2 the team at the deadline again.
>>151131703yeah yeahI'm talking about "modern" wrestlers whose names aren't a part of the nations cultural lexicon and never will be
>>151131818thinking about trading your mom for future considerations
I don't like Berube's new strategy.
>>151131573holy based post
>>151131855the randycanes may be more your speed
>>151131818>deadlineNo need to wait that long to acquire mcdavid
>>151131852my mom is autistic and mean. nobody wants her >:(
>>151131891hey bud
>>151131891Just like our anons
>Pat Maroon still seething about Florida that he wants to play tonight just to fight Greer KEK
>>151131852She's got a NTC, plus she could beat the wheels off you, faggot.
Pat could almost certainly heem you
>>151131891The pwhl has a bunch of these
Pat Maroon more like Pat Maroon lmao kwab
>>151131855Hes having the wings warm up Stolarz for free .
>>151132031Retard
>>151132031He has three of the rings of power.
>>151132031He's the second NHL player to be called "fat balloon"
>>151132034Do you think he'd really do that? Just tell them give 50% and let Stolarz have a shellacking?
>>151132031Jen
>>151132094
>>151132120Yes He would have preferred a canes game but this is almost as good
If Nazem Jihadri and Mike Zibanjihad declared jihad on each other, would it be like an unstoppable force vs immovable object?
Bieksa shitexting chief kike during intermission. I'd say based if he wasn't such a faggot.
>>151132203He knows jen
>>151132031
>>151132184cope the mamluks usurped their muslim oppression
>>151132184persians aren't too big on the islam
uhh... Tampa? Whats going on here
>>151132271Zibanajids wife is a free palestine retard
>>151131968we'll see what she actually did was beat the jizz out of mewith her ladypartsdown there
>>151132184you're perpetuating a dangerous islamphobic trope
>>151132366I'm a free Palestine retard but not a Muslim
[sad news]https://thehockeynews.com/international/latest-news/jagr-injured-season-debut-delayed
>>151132366I know she's swedish but that doesn't make her a jihadi
>>151132344imagine the sons
>>151132366Do you have like a spreadsheet of hockey WAG political affiliations
>>151132400Wow that sucks
>>151132431Just like my Penguins
what the fuck kind of inefficient language is this>kein stauraum >speisen & getränke>sicherheitsgurt während des sitzens geschlossen halternlike fucking 80 syllables to say one tiny word jesus christ no wonder you're all geeky repressed fetishists who suck at hockey
>>151132465calm down Herschel
>>151132465Rather than inventing new words they just combine two or more already known words which is efficient in its own sense
>>151131407What part of a woman is a tofino
https://youtu.be/E1M2MhqV6bE
i wonder if fat maroon has enough brain cells left bouncing around in that head of his to realize every sentence he says contradicts the last
>>151132586dumb and gay and wrong
>>151132465bruh its like the same as english kein=noneein=one raum=roomtränke= drinks
>Avril lavegne plays
eins zwei polizei
>>151132649I can't think of a single english word that's as retarded as flything
>>151132647du bist dumm und schwul und falsch
>>151132649which one is longer and more complicated dumbass
laffs D looks like my beer league except worse
>>151132605The northern part of her Vancouver Island, if ya know what I mean.
ich bin ein Gayretard
COME FACE ME FUCKERUBS ARENA1 PM SATURDAYGATE CProve you have the stones
>>151132765zurückgebliebener schwuler*
>>151132780Post bucket hat or fake and gay
>>151132697English
>>151132801fuck off rajesh you fucking lying faggot
fart in german is drive. gay in german is goich gay fur ein fart
>>151132857have fun
>>151132780What's wrong with right now, zoomer?
heh.. I used to fuck a German girl heh.. .. my wife however?heh.. Japanese
>>151132984XD
heh.....didn't ask
>>151132998newfag worked beyond belief
>muh worked randy ya yinzers draw dimes millybla bla bla shut the fuck up retard
>>151132917i miss dating my sisteri felt like she really knew me
>>151133107Don't worry anonI'll take real good care of her if ya know what I mean
I got something you can take care of right here pal
>>151133104put a lid on this bud he's finna boil over
I just took a forest Marner
*hava nagila plays on the organ*do you love Gary and his homeland?
>>151133247I SAID ZIP IT PAL OR I'LL GIVE YOU A KNUCKLE SUPPER
>>151133313they paved palestine and put up a hockey spot
>>151133294forestposting is only one step down from planeposting
"It's fall, you know what that means," Tavares said full of charisma
who ended up with the quints
stinky laffs stinky like poopy
Hello hoc frens, why do (YOU) think will win the Stan Lee cup? I am pulling for My Sharkies.
>>151133552They bring-in Berube, he junks the jailbreak offense which is shit come playoffs, but now they're worse than ever. >laffs
>>151133794Punthers
>>151133552Calm down They only played their best skaters and goalie
S I L K Y M I T T SILKYMITTS
>>151133794Flames beat Oilers in the final BOOK IT
>>151129068
>>151134919Actually neither of them played today
>>151134919fumes won't even make the offseason LOL
>>151135101ALLAH LOVES ALL THE CALGARY FLAMES FANSINSHALLAH WE WILL ALL WIN THE CUP AND DO HAJJ
The Lightning dominated the Panthers with some dude named "Half a son" in net.
>>151135351what does your surname mean
>>151135331shutup fag
>>151135645great post
>>151135676Thanks
>>151135645>>151135734shutup fag
>>151136181Are you as dickless as you are cupless?
>>151136181>>151135645*taps
>>151136334*taps*
ALLAH LOVES ALL FLAMIACSALLAH FORGIVES ALLBECAUSE EVERY FLAMES FAN HAS A MUSLIM HEARTLONG LIVE THE FLAMESPEACE BE UPON CALGARY
>>151136334Based >>151136409Incorrect
>>151136676fag>>151136409Correct
>>151136476yeah that would make sense flames fans are mussies
>>151136409Lurk more
>>151135590Can't say since it's only my extended family that has that name and a google translate could out me.
What team is the most Buddhist
>>151136922my islanders
True /hoc/ is gay butt hockey is not
how does the nba start 3 weeks later than hockey but they still finish at the same time?
Huomenta but the opposite
>>151136960GATE C PUSSYBE THERE1 PMSATURDAYFUCK TO YOU
>>151136922
>>151137012>filenameoh he mad KWAB
Hockey is for weebs
>>151136965they employ a sorcerer
>>151137004fine faggot show upill rock your shit ubs arena style
adam silver looks like a kaminoan
>>151137012>thats my western team :3
>>151136476>PEACE BE UPON CALGARYThank you fren
>be called ibs arena>have 136 bathroomsrmyt
>>151137034CWAB (copey what a bitch)
>>151137036NHL players are giga normies. They don’t know what anime is
>>151137087bubblin'
>>151137089waiting for the nhl's social media people to get players to rank anime waifus
>>151137120waiting for godot
>>151137034did the fagname trigger you file?
>>151137105copey is COPING
>>151137128>rank your favorite beckett plays
>>151137139what
>>151137172ENGLISH MOTHERFAGGOT DO YOU SPEAK IT?
>>151137187you tell me
>>151137105Log off and go take care of your kids who hate you CWAB>>151137184>sinking your own team because of a friendship
>>151137213you will never have children KWAB
>>151137199obviously not
>>151137271maybe on planet retard
New Taylor album is cheeks. /hoc/ gives it a 2/5 stars.
>>151137302can't be worse than the last two
just took one of the stickiest, most harrowing marners of my young life
>>151137302lorde genny newbitch
>>15113730222 was about jordin tootoo
>>151137329lorde is cool but realistically, carly is the best current pop lady
>>151137329>laffin shes here
>>151137329maybe on planet laffin
>An investigative journalist has found that the Oilers raffle doesn't exactly follow the explicit percentages of a 50/50 raffle. Millions of dollars is instead being paid to a company owned by Oilers Entertainment Group.>Between 2021 and 2024, the foundation running the raffle paid more than $81M to an Oilers subsidiary called Win50 for what it calls license and rights fees. That's millions of dollars more than was available for charitable activities over that time.>Shockingly, the IJF found that only 19.6% of the 50/50 raffle went to charity in 2024.>The Edmonton Oilers Community Foundation has released a statement responding to the allegations - but they don't even deny it.>The statement essentially told fans not to worry about where the other 30% of the money goes.>Percentages don't help kids and families in need - dollars do. By focusing on expense ratios and purposely ignoring the millions of dollars in legitimate operational costs covered by WIN50, the IJF misleads readers about our how our 50/50 operates and our overall charitable impact.>- Myrna Khan, EOCF>Myrna KhanOilers fans are being scammed by a Jew owner and a Poo executive director
>>151137560imagine still having any faith at all in any charity on the planet in the year 2025
>>151137601adin hill is charitable every postseason
>>151137601True.
guys like you don't get to be laffin
We won one hehe
reddit seething at greer and the panthers
gary don't run this bitch i do
>>151137695wrestlefag go to your own genny
happy 34th birthday to me. i get to wake up at 8am in the morning and wait 2 hours to watch the PWHL because someone will refuse to learn how a clock works
>>151138008>8008hehe also you can use time zones inplace of clock if you want
>>151138008HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
>>151137995wrestlefags got kicked out of 109 boards
I hope you're comfortable laying there knowing that this Saturday at 1 PM at Gate CUBS Arena that I'm gonna rock your shit
>>151137995it's wrestlechads>>151138008hbd bud the aces and knights play tomorrow :)
>>151138008Sad
>>151138038thanks but the joke is Vancouver scheduled their first home game at 9am to accommodate eastern time zone and Alberta is ahead of BC by an hour so i got up 2 hours early. the end
>>151138070one more wrestlefag to kick out
>>151138008Happy birthday :)
>>151138116
>>151138070fuck off fag you get the boot here at /hoc/
with finns you ____
>>151138125Butt one day it will be :)
almost lost my phone number because my retarded phone provider is retarded. anyway you guys can call me with the same number you always have
>>151138158Walters knows what its all about
calling it now. schaefer's ceiling will be a 20-30 point 2nd pairing dman who often gets added to trade deals as a sweetener. his floor? carson soucy
Hello? 1-900-BITCH? You there?
I think the Minnesota Wild have one of the coolest logos in all of sports. It's a great design in my opinion.
>>151138105>>151138130tiny lost ya dumb trannies kwab
>>151138198we don't post the transcripts of the people calling us here
>>151138216its kewl i agree
slopdown was cancelled
>>151138254for only learning english for less than a year, she's doing great :)
>>151138282What a fucking duckhead
>1,312 regular season games>spread over six monthswhy doesn't gary just give us all the games on one day, preferably my birthday?
>>151138282Our Greersy :)Their Hagelsy :(
gary doesn't Want you to blow your load in one day he wants to tease you from halloween to memorial day
the darkest hours of the night
Calgary Flames. No image needed.
>2025...>I am forgotten...
>average NHL game around 2.4 hours with ad breaks>teams can play 10 consecutive games from midnight to midnight in a 24 hour span>16 games on at once, all 32 teams in actionthat's only 160 games. at that rate it would take 8.2 days to finish the season if all teams played nonstopin this system we predict the islanders could be eliminated in as little as 6.9 days
>>151138691is that abby? I hear she works for the station that airs the mets now. some simps were fawning over her in /mlb/ last week, so i was sure to let them know how many dicks she's sucked.
>>151138698i like the way you think
>>151138698whats wrong with ur head
>>151138698don't let gary see this or you'll end up like the guy who invented the hydrogen car
>>151138703>I hear she works for the station that airs the mets nowthe canesies-to-bud pipeline is real
>>151138698i bet Mcdavid would love an excuse to avoid his wife for 8.2 days
What's the shittiest fan experience you've ever had?
>>151138733wow
sweden doesn't have piss troughs at their sporting events and it shows
>>151138742That was from last thursday the guy who threw the side mirror into the windshield has been identified and banned from the arena dont know beyond that because I cancelled my local news subscription
>>151138733one time at a junior b game a player threatened to fight me as he was leaving the arena for getting a game misconduct and an opposing fan said "yeah, kill him!"all I did was yell "time hit the road bitch!" which is why the player wanted to fight me. he was blocked and ushered away by the arena staff tho
>>151138691abby tried to take the jackie redmond route but is wallowing in obscurity kwab
>>151138755Well ya you get free newspapers every day
>>151138770KWAB
Woke up because of a nasty charlie horse in my calf. Now it hurts to put weight on my leg :(
kek just found out winnipeg had a team
>>151138814from a jet airplane into a coyote into a woolly mammoth. these niggas going backwards in time! what's next, a brontosaurus?
>>151138770That ain't me, I ain't no fortunate one
>>151138814Utah Mammoth only inherited the Coyotes players, not the records and such. The Coyotes franchise is defunct, but can return to the league in the future.
>>151138804gotta drink more water in between the beers, i've been there buddy. many times
>>151138831Thanks for clarifying Gary
MY FLAMES ARE MARNER
>>151138847hows hooberdoo doing
>>151138831go to bed gare
chantel>hannah>abby
>>151138847no your flames are nic roy
im nick roy
i want you hosers to pick me up a fresh case of beer first thing in the morning
Did you ask a PoC (Person of Canada) if it's okay to use that term?
>>151138932No
>>151138921but the liquor stores aren't open at that time!!!
I thought /hoc/ was a safe space why are we throwing slurs around
>>151138932We're called hoseheads
>>151138939slurs are allowed for between the hours of 2:00-2:30 am pacific standard time
I think I'm gonna quit drinking.
>>151138948post a funny gif nuckbro
>>151138960
>>151138970thanks!
>>151138958best of luck man. I wish I could too
>>151138994i just don't have fun anymore, only have crippling anxiety the next day and a thin wallet all the itme.
>>151138958>>151138994Best of luck fellas
>>151138998I also get the anxiety but I find it a great distraction from other bigger problems since I'm forced to battle it all day instead of focusing on everything else
Here's what I focus on:
el digitos and kaprzov gets drafted
>>151139210Ivan, why weren't YOU drafted?
>>151139218because I'm a cute hokki gf (single)
>>151139225pics?
>>151139225zhenya???
Do you think vitali kravstov will get claimed off waivers today?
> How many Canadian teams will make the playoffs in 2026?
>>151139330Probably just the oilers and habs
>>1511393306[spoiler]none will win the up[/spoiler]
>>151139330Every.Single.One.Of.Them.Will.Make. The. Playoffs.In.20.26.
most people think the flames are going to be a bottom 5 team
>>151139350soilers benefited from a shit WC and McBust is leaving, they may collapse
I dont think so
1. Vegass2. Coilers3. Kongs4. Kwaben5. Ducks6. Nucks7. Flames8. Sharks
>>151139330It could be 0.
>>151139393Sharks are better than the ducks
>>151139375Plus the coach is a knob and they suck in goal and on D.
>>151139415Lol
