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CHAMA
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first for jenny's feet
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Who is watching PFL right now? Feelsgood not to be tired as hell watching MMA.
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I think this is the thread
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This is the tread for me.
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>>151143680
I'm at work just watching and waiting for emails to come in. Comfy
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>>151143669
Is she still making videos
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50-45 LMAO
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Judges are a Dagi, a Saudi and a Syrian Christian.
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Usman Khabib is now 20-0 and he STILL has 0 wins over legitimate competition. Why is this allowed?
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>50-45
Not even trying to hide it
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50-45 is fucking insane
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CHAM-ACK!
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what a pointless fight. why not give hughes a year to improve before a rematch
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Hughes could've went to the UFC and been a big fan favourite with his fighting style, and now he's getting his nuts destroyed and robbed in muzzle land
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MMA Joey scored it 50-42 Usman
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50-45 kek
NEVER fight a mooslim in a mooslim country
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>>151145904
first fight was close and he literally just won and got robbed
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50-45 is an absolute joke lmao. Shan’t be tuning into PFL again. Enjoy the “Road to Dubai”
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Sport is a complete joke now
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Gonna have some McDonald's today lads
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Shartles is the only fighter to ever improve past age 28 and it's because he got on a better PED protocol, not because he actually got better. Hughes' career is finished.
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khabib has a big head
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Kvassblob speaks
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PFL needs that Arab money more than ever now that Ngannou robbed them. Usman would have got the decision win even if Hughes had knocked him out
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>>151145929
get a fish filet
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great shrimp. stream
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so the gameplan was to do the exact same thing as the first fight but hope the judges score it in your favor this time
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it was close but not a robbery hughes has more visible damage
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ONE will save Friday night
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>>151145860
jon really is the runt of the litter
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Got a legit headache watching these two bums
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>>151145960
Chatri be praised
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Usdaddy?

Undefeated and the Sexiest Daddy of them all!
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Does Paul Hughes have elite TDD or does Usman actually just suck
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usman sucks
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Hughes literally didn't land a single damaging shot the entire fight. 50-45 Usman was the correct score. DAMAGE AND PROXIMITY TO FINISH ARE THE MAIN CRITERIA FOR WINNING A ROUND.
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>>151145976
Usdaddy bodied and rearranged that piglet's disgusting demented face into ground pork.
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>>151145976
Usman probably just sucks, Hughes TDD seemed to just amount to turning his back to Usman and trying to sprint out of the TD
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no wonder they sent Usman to Bellator lmao
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Why is BKFC's big card trying to go head to head with PooFC's time slot tomorrow?
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Chama will heem in the first round.
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>>151145987
Factual post.
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Usman would be a Moicano if he came to the UFC
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50-45bros...I don't think people agree with us....
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so let me get this straight. this nigga gameplanned around Usman getting tired and finishing him while knowing damn well that Usman would be getting extra 5 minutes during rounds after kwabing him with illegal shots. this time he didn't even have point deducted lol.
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>>151145975
>>151145988
What race are you
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Alex getting a brutal KO has to happen to balance the universe after they just let Usman spam nut shots and have him the 2 rounds he clearly lost
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UFC should just sign Hughes
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>>151146013
No, it will be exactly like the first fight. Trademark Dagi point fighting.
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Alex has literally no path to victory against Ank. This is the age of the brazza. Accept it.
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>>151146011
That's an IC4
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>>151145988
Yeah hughes was def the piggy in this fight. But we gotta cool it with the piggy talk when Islam vs JDM gets closer
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oh my is it that time again?
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>>151146021
Alex had figured Ank out by the 5th round, it was just too late to capitalise
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>>151146022
Yep until Dana finds another desperate group of impoverished third worlders who are willing to fight even cheaper.
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>>151146027
Oh dear...
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Hughes was entirely ineffectual the entire fight, 50-45 is probably wrong but I can see it
Unless you're in love with volume there's not really a strong case for Hughes winning at all
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>>151145976
Usman sucks hugely. his takedowns rely on trips after some bum heavily overextends and Hughes' only remarkable TDD habit is sprinting the fuck away when someone tries it. 40 years old Shartles would have murdered both of these bums.
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>>151146037
I've been saying for years that Mexicans are the hard counter to Brazzas, which is why they go out of their way to avoid them.
>Zabit retired from MMA and went to medical school to duck Yair
>Khamzat tanks his first ever PPV main event by not even trying to make weight against Nate
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>>151146051
You may be retarded
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>>151146051
Problem with Mexicans is they are good at boxing and therefore are prices out of Dana's McDonald's manager tier wages to fight in JewFC.
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You literally just have to refuse to fight Muslims in the middle east, you may as well be fighting the ref and judges in the cage at the exact same time
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HEEM IS FOR JESUS
JUST BLEED FOR HEEM
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Dana loves Dagis because they can't box at all, are impoverished and willing to juice out their minds, fight cheap, and he gets to cash in on every 70iq Muslim mark worldwide, it's high profit easy money.
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Reminder that Zabit was getting obliterated by Calvin fucking Kattar at the end of their fight and would've lost a 5 rounder. Zabit quit MMA entirely to become a pediatrician gynecologist because he knew he had hit his ceiling against Calvin. Mythical "Khabib level" Zabit never existed.
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>>151146006
Should have taken a point and made it a draw just so they could milk one more fight out of it. Only decent fight PEEfl has.
Now Usmeng is going to fight a bum who was choked out by Mansour Barnaoui.
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So, what are we watching now?
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>>151146066
Poabussy got spanked and spunked by Ankdaddy in Las Vegas KWAB!!!
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>>151146085
nothing, ONE is on in 3 bongs 10 bings
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>>151146076
>because they can't box at all
They actually have several world champions in boxing right now and were a major force in the soviet boxing leagues
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>>151146051
>he actually believes this
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>>151146078
the claims of mythical Khabitch level Zabit comes in when his gas tank is ignored. the reality is that he wouldn't have beaten Holloway even if you gave him 3 lungs.
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Aaron "A Major Force In The Soviet Boxing Leagues" Pico
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>>151146086
Yeah, and if the fight happened in the middle east, they would have let Ank fight without cutting weight and they'd have painted Alex's hotel room with noxious paint immediately before he arrived. Ank probably would have got the finish. It's no surprise that the only title fights where Islam has looked dominant were in the middle east, when he fought outside it, he went to war with old man Volk and no-hips Poirier. The Moicano fight obviously doesn't count, the Champion should easily finish the number 10 ranked guy on one day's notice
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>>151146094
Yeah let's see them
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When Usman headbutt Paul he should have been knocked the fuck out on the spot.
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>>151146094
>Dagis
No they weren't, only countries like Ukraine, Uzbeks and Kazakhs have historically been elite and those are closer to Eurasia or the Steppes
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zabitch had a shit gas tank and fought bums
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>>151145976
Usman is a bigger nepobaby than Umar with the difference that the second at least has 1 good win.
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>>151146093
Well, there better be something soon. I'm in danger of having clarity of all the mistakes and regrets I have in my life.
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>>151146121
>Yeah, and if the fight happened in the middle east

And it didn't and Ankdaddy still pulled that piggy's pork...
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>>151146121
>and they'd have painted Alex's hotel room with noxious paint immediately before he arrived
Are you still on this cope
Bro it's been 3 years Shartles just quit like he always does you have to just let it go
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>>151146143
It's going to be even worse next time I'm afraid.
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The Caucasus region owns this shit
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>>151146143
Wow he point fought for an all time boring decision

Just like he's gonna do tomorrow lmao
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>>151146160
Them Caucasian boys built differently
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>>151146144
that actually happened on one of the recent sheikh cards retard, the locker room had paint fumes, it even sent fighters to the hospital
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>>151146160
the cockass region AKA the taint
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>>151146174
Being completely real with you Ankalaev was the only one throwing headshots the entire fight. Alex threw like 10 punches to the head and body combined. He was visibly terrified and tried to hide behind a leg kick that was worthless and getting checked every time he threw it
He just didn't want to engage in the fight. It was a complete story loss
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At least there'll be no more chatter about Usman beating Ilia.
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https://youtube.com/shorts/YKExlT0j9wk?si=s3EBkqirRw0O795w
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>>151146121
oh dear
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AGPkalaev piglets squealing again?
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>>151146190
Funny how he manages to make every fight fucking boring, including ones against fighters who are always exciting.
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Usman doesn't even get past BSD
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hughes sucks. even if he was robbed, if you arent good enough to beat the judges you might as well lose
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>>151146213
Ank was exciting on the come up because he was so much better than the unranked bottom feeders that he usually heemed them. But yeah, against actual competition, he's a decision merchant
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Waiting for the ceremonial weigh ins so i can cook up some AI kino
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>>151146190
This

>>151146174
I don't see how you could criticize Ankalaev for being boring when he was more active and Pereira was mostly throwing leg kicks.
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It's unfortunate that the Jan fight happened first. If Jan hadn't exposed Ank's blatant weakness to leg kicks, he wouldn't have worked on his defense so much for them after, and Pereira would have won
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>>151146211
>AND IT IS ALL OVER!
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>>151146223
>against actual competition, he's a decision merchant
It's funny because I still remember when heemtards and casuals in general was trying to rally behind him because he was "a brazza that heemed people" kek
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JDM and Gane will win.
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>>151146240
Jan throws his leg kicks much differently
He has titanium shins and feels no fear of breaking his legs, so he ALWAYS goes shin to shin with his opponents. Getting kicked in the shin fucking sucks.
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>go to abby dabby
>50-45s already written out before the fight even starts
>muzzie gets infinite fouls on you

Why do fighters still go there?
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>>151146272
Post the webms.
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Usman jokingly asking the interviewer if this fight was close when he clearly lost two rounds despite knockdown nutshotting Hughes twice. If one of Khabib's guys got keeled over by two nutshots in the same fight, he'd be jumping in the cage and demanding a disqualification
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>>151146272
They updated it.
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hmmm i wonder who the bong judges scored this one for....
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>>151146253
>Have to wait 22 days for MMA Excellence
So close yet so far...
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>>151146307
How to do you give rd 5 to Hughes but not 2 or 3, which are much clearer Hughes rounds? I know it's a pre-written scorecard, but still
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>>151146332
Dunno.
This is a combined user verdict from an app I think.
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>>151145903
he's going to get knocked out within the first 2 rounds
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Hughes deserves this honestly. Any fighter who chooses to go to PFL/Bellator or ONE when they have the option of going to the UFC isn't a real one. You're actively choosing to fight small fry in the C leagues
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>>151146322
Ye about that....
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Hughes wins the re-rematch but Usman will duck
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>>151146322
3 knock downs, bruh. Easy to score.
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>>151145892
based syrian christian
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Where’s that poof?
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imagine if Hughes knew how to punch, he wins those fights easily
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>>151146383
>
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>>151146381
Look in a mirror
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the pride of sheffield movsar evloev
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official /heem/ canon of the first fight
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>>151146383
>I'm clearly much more powerful than Usman, if I just go high and clock him in his inbred face, then I would win...
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>>151146414
Nipple piercings are the sign of a fake freak. They look super slutty, but they actively make sex less fun and intense because you can't go to town on the girl's tits anymore without hurting her
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>>151146400
This is unironically what’ll happen tomorrow.
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>>151146259
Just like noiri
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Daddystan.

Caucdaddies.
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Total Gane Victory
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>>151146453
You know what another name for this movie is? Box Office Poison.
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luke SEETHED over the fouls and lack of consequence
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UFC but it’s a bunch of dagis in the cage and we all fire sniper rifles at them from the cheap seats.
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>>151146421
Not necessarily true, you could discover she's a masochist and enjoys beatings
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DADDY!!!
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Keep Jon and his family in your prayers
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ONE FC 2 bongs
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>>151146507
I'm worried Jiri's performance will suffer from this. He clearly took the criticism of people saying he wasn't cutting enough weight for 205 to heart. But so far, his usual method has worked against everyone not named Poatan. He could either use the extra weight to gadoosh Khalil, or his movement could be impaired by it, and Khalil could outstrike him
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>>151146507
Jiri is getting knocked the fuzz out
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>>151146322
tbf bispbong won this 48-47 in two of the judges scorecards
not a blatant robbery like till against wonderboy
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>>151146565
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till schooled wonderbitch
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>>151146577
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>>151146565
>>151146577
Brutal eyelash mog by Alex
AND NEW
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>>151146587
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>>151146565
>>151146577
>>151146587
>>151146596
doo working overtime on those muddy brown eyes
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clone eyes
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eye sluts
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Who does Ank have in his corner Nick Diaz?
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>>151146625
lol what
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>>151146661
lookin good champ
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>>151146661
Love this mother fucker like you wouldn’t believe.
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>>151146661
Wish grandpa didn't go full Z, so I could love him more.
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>>151146675
Your mom's words to my BBC
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Why was usgmen pookumagopoov knocked down by a Paul Hugh’s jab?
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>>151146688
liddle bit ehhh showmanship brazza
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>>151146410
who wore it better
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Deadass brother lol
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>>151146577
>>151146565
Alex canthal tilt mogged that inbred rat.
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>>151146709
That’s not funny. What if your brother died?
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>>151146410
>>151146706
Going to have to give it to the jew (actual not spiritual) due to book volume alone.
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>>151146682
Fedor has been affiliated with Putin's government for years, he couldn't exactly back out and burn the bridges once the war started
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>>151146661
The greatest
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>>151146737
it's a green screen
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>>151146682
Fuck Ukraine
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>>151146762
Evidence?!
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>>151146740
I understand. Same for Khabib.
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>>151146766
Fuck you
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>>151146735
He'd be dead
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>>151146762
>>151146772
https://www.reddit.com/r/ufc/comments/ogcl08/breaking_ariel_helwani_uses_a_cutout_of_a/
Not even a green screen, a cut out lmao.
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>>151146781
fuck me then but I wont be dead like the ukronazis lmao.
meatgrinder goes brrrrr
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>tfw when no Jia Lissa gf
Why do the heem gods punish me so
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It's kind of amazing that Jon hasn't died considering how easily everyone else in his family has
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>>151146790
Then what if someone at him being dead? You wouldn’t like that. So you shouldn’t do that when Jon’s brother just died.
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>>151146797
Based. Practical effects are more soul.
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Just got a butterfly tattoo on my lower back
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>>151146798
You’re on the wrong side of history.
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>>151146661
Thats pretty damn good from grandpa fedor
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>>151146804
Minor syntax error? I'm afraid I'm going to have to ignore your entire post.
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>>151146817
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>>151146826
You can go to hell
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>>151146661
thanks for posting this russbro. literally made my friday
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>>151146800
he'll no doubt die in a drunken car wreck
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>>151146827
Nothing wrong with this, it would make more sense if Russia were sending aid to Palestine
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Remember when Jon said that his brothers have had people killed?
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>>151146836
Hell is heaven to demons

Justin Gaethje
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>>151146892
Powerful Swedepost
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My nutritionist has me on a low inflammation diet. Lot of whole wheat pasta. Organic cheese.
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Some skinny 5-35 high school wrestler suddenly becomes the greatest Mixed Martial Artist ever and in return his family is hit with early deaths and mental health issues. Faustian bargain?
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Jon Jones bro died? Thats sad.
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>>151146892
Not really, Demons don't like being in hell any more than anyone else would. Remember, when Jesus confronts the man possessed by Legion, they beg him not to cast them back into the Abyss
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>>151146682
Will you obsessed faggots shut the fuck up already? Not everything has to be about your gay little obsession.
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>>151146908
No, that's just what happens to black former NFL players. CTE + roids + overweight + KFC and Kool-Aid diet = Heart problems.

Same with pro wrestlers.
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>>151146661
Shit dont count with the legs involved
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>>151146907
I bet you let him inflame your ass
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And I wonder if you know what it means to find your dreams.
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what are we watching
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I expect Jon to be arrested for another DUI within a week.
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>>151146915
Highly incognizant assessment I fear, consistent with hierodulery to (misconceived) scripture. Lamentable.

Justin Gaethje
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>>151146908
Jon Jones was never that good.
First half of his championship run is fat middleweight Pride Fc ruleset has-beens. Then bums like turtleheart smith. The best wins of his whole career (and arguably the only good ones) are DC 1-2 and Gus 1-2.
Also lost to Dom "glass chin" Reyes.
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>>151146959
ONE is on in 1 bong 30 bings
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I thought Jon's brother died and he got caught with a pants-less prostitute earlier this year.
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>>151146959
We're getting primed up for Power Slap
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>>151146976
>troone
Run
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>>151146959
Japanese travel vlogs of Sweden
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I have brown eyes and even I'm disgusted by this
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>>151146976
>>151146995
another great friday night for me
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never ever EVER watching slap shit
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>>151147010
You have AGP and a dirty diaper i fear
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I’m creating a new slap sport where i slap pawg asses and see who of the two pawgs gives up first
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I swear to my lord above if Pererry vs Analkyiv ends in a decision I will know mma is over
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poohands zeems spunkalaev while jizzy jerks off cageside whilst homero licks his lip at the bussydom infront of him
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>>151147123
Factual post sadly
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>>151147087
Neither guy has a good chin but it will probably end by decision again because Pereira will get intimidated by him again and stil throwing
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Poopeira poophand poopyhead pooppants
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RIP to the GOAT's brother.

Jon Jones has the best resume in MMA history.

He didn't want to fight one guy and all of you turned on him.

Fans can never be pleased.
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>>151147217
How did he die?
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POWER SLAP BROS IM READY FOR SOME SLAPEEMS
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>>151147230
hell yeah dude
You can call me slap happy
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Power slap my balls
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no Da Crazy Hawaiian no watch from me
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My freinds call me salpnuts on account of how I support powerSalp no matter what!! I boy Gathje!!
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>>151146414
is there a subcatergory for bogged women who also roid? what do i even look up
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>>151147225
We don't know yet.
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Dana killed bones brother. Look into it.
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>>151147318
Try the Brazilian section. You’ll certainly find something akin to what you’re asking.
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>>151146121
>old man volk
Dishonest cuck
Volk would have beaten any LW that night
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>>151146121
TITLE SHOT
OFF OF
BOBBY QUEEN GREEN
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>>151146710
What are you talking about
Ank canthalt angle is more positive and thats what you guys all think about when talking about canthalt
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Where is pick bong
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yo pick nigga where you is?
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joe pyfer is getting abused
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joe the pied pyfer
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You guys good? In life?
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Joe "Dime Store Nickal" Pyfer
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https://x.com/BrandRiskPromo/status/1974269135812231543
i'm gay
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Hey when is the zesty morales guy fighting next
The guy who heemed Burns
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TJ Roidishaw "coaching" fighters now I see.
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Smashing Machine is a huge flop. I hope Mark Kerr doesn't take it personally and spiral.
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>>151147534
>no no no it's immoral to take medicine that helps your body heal faster in a physically demanding sport!
nerd
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>>151147537
You can't sell a movie on the acting abilities of the fucking Rock in 2025
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>>151147537
When's the last time Rocketty was in a good movie?
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>>151147537
Surprising no one!
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>>151147543
>Signs contract saying you will not take drug
>Take the drug
>Career ruined
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOWWWWWW HOW WAS I SUPPOSED TO KNOW
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>>151147543
>Sport full of frauds
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Holy shit Alex mogged that freak in the staredown
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>>151147546
Hes getting an Ocsar for this, sweaty
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>spent the better part of 4 hours riling up 'slims.
how has your evening been, /heem/?
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>>151147225
Police brutality. Sadly, another brother taken by the cops.
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15 bings ONEchads
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>>151143007
ill be missing the whole card because my stupid job... anyone know where I can watch the replay in good quality or torrent it? ill chheck 1337 after work hopefully.. :(
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>>151147620
POWERSLAP
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>>151147600
>shook by joe pyfer
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>>151147651
we don't watch that slop
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>fighters aren't roiding chud, they didn't test positive
>fighter tests positive for one fight
>HE WAS ROIDING HIS ENTIRE CAREER HIS LEGACY IS OVER!!!
normgroids are so retarded
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Im permaheemed. I just spent 20minutes refreshing streams until I realized it's Friday.
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>>151147673
yah, well, do something lol
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>>151147673
Can you translate this brainrot into English please
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https://youtu.be/iMkrvfVRfrY
https://youtu.be/iMkrvfVRfrY
https://youtu.be/iMkrvfVRfrY
good job not mentioning the weighing ceremony was live
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>>151147675
3 bings lad
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>>151147707
you missed it man it was so crazy
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>>151147707
it's the same shit every time nigga
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SLEEMS ARE LIVE
GET IN HERE
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fsboz3qJX8s
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HOLY FUCK THEY LOOKED AT EACHOTHER!!!!!!!!!!!!
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>>151147707
no way you actually watch this shit
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B. Joe Pyfer will heem
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ONE Fight Night 36: Prajanchai vs. Di Bella II is LIVE
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>>151147683
most niggas irl retarded
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>>151147732
SLEEEEM
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>>151147735
chills
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SLAP CHADS WERE LIVE
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di bella will weem
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No sleem gamethread?
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i just called my coke dealer a lazy spic whos mom is going to die soon
chills
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>he isn't kinematically aware and gravitationally acclimatised
i'd sleem every single one of you like it was nothing
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>>151147754
>WERE
About what you would expect from Slapidiots
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>miss weight by 14 pounds
based
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>>151147793
id sleem your mamas fat booty cheeks Nigga
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>>151147787
/heem/'s finest
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turp daddy slim missed weight by 14.5lbs!
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why dis doo naked b
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Slap Kino is live!
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>>151146661
he can look goof all he wants i'm not the one telling him otherwise
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>>151147813
modern day spartacus b
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>>151147787
Based sneed!
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>Making fun of Bisping's podcast viewership
kek
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cheering for Hulk Nogan here
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>creed
based
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>>151147820
>modern day spartacus b
tick tock, jiri
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Time for the Marshal Plan
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SLEEEEEM
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Damn ONE is so much better presentation wise than UFC
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SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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Sleem
>>
SLEEEEEEEM
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The heem is everywhere, it is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it when you look out your window, or when you turn on your television. You can feel it when you go to work, or when go to church or when you pay your taxes. It is the punch that i land between your eyes to separate you from consciousness.
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SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
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>Hate Hogan
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this one's for you hulkster
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meth is finally streaming ONE thank science
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'stawlf bee
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making some chicken noodle soup lads
comfy dinner for some comfy heems/sleems
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Hate Hogan, Hollyhood... Can't wait for Mr Sleemerica brother
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id tag team her AND her mom
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What they hell
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Does this Japanese fighter drink from the jug of fortification? What we really need is a Japanese fighter that takes sips of healing liquid out of mystic jugs.
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I wish I got to plunder linda hogan's butthole in 2003 brother! We miss you Hogan!
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Ohhhhhhhhh she's twerking Joe
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>>151147882
Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
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elllie dumpster kinda looks like my ex
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HEEEEEEEEEM STOPPY
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haley is sexy but i would have some serious reservations about her sexual history (definitely blacks, probably dogs too)
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hmm I wonder if the fitter one will win
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Dempster will dumpster this trashy bitch
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>>151147971
jap fucked up that argie
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SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>
SLEEEEEEEEEM
>>
BITCH SLAPPED
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SHLEEEEEM
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DEMPSTERGODS
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Table headbutt is too OP
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>you alright?
>stumbles
fucking kek
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SLEEEEM
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She's so fucking flat tan and hot
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What are you fucking bums watching powerslap instead of ONE
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>>151148020
/heem/ is full of subhumans sadly
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>>151148020
Kill yourself faggot
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>>151148020
because in the time one jap pitter pattered an italian to death we got two kos in sleemland
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>>151148020
>>151148025
im watching both
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Need to see Dempster sleem PVZ stiff
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>>151148020
I will never watch Chatri's ponzi scheme and will always support based Dana and Ari
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i'm sleem
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>>151148036
Need to see Dempster sleem my meng stiff
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>>151148020
I'm watching Kino Casino
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this bitch has yuge tetas
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I appreciate the commission for treating Power Slap like the joke it is and allowing a competitor to miss weight by a stone.
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Terp daddy
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>>151148028
>>151148032
>>151148037
Enjoy your GoySlap
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>>151148069
You're Chinese
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>>151148069
Kill yourself faggot!
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>>151148077
>>151148078
Wtf how did you doublepost so quickly?
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Chatri gives $300 bonuses and you call Dana jewish.
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>>151148078
You literally have sex with men.
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Dana gives guys 3k to get CTE, that's frigging badass.
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>>151148090
Chatri gives 50k USD bonuses you fucking goof, he even gives 100k sometimes
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Rocking my Wolfpak with my Powerslap fight kit on
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>>151148101
It not a job it's an opportunity.
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>>151148104
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>>151148104
Stop going Diddy mode on Chatri's spring roll senpai
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we should start training to slap
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>>151148077
>>151148078
>PowerSlop
What is this hebraic nonsense
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He just pooped his pants a little
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I thought it was over for him.
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>>151148125
*Clap clap*
Kill yourself!
*Clap clap*
Kill yourself!
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>>151148125
You're just mad be wdwtch ONE
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100% a flinch
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>>151148135
You have autogynephilia.
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SLEEM
>>
This nigga finna be retarded
>>
early stoppage
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I like this big tiddy bitch in the white on ONE
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SLEEEEEM
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>>151148141
My posts REALLY stick with you don't they?
>>
SLEEM STOPPY
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>>151148154
Post em b
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>>151148154
this nigga watchin one
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>>151148135
>>151148136
Can someone translate this into English please
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>>151148154
they should let her fight with them out
haha
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>>151148167
Erm it's the true martial artist promotion with over a gorillion champions
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>>151148154
Nice try schlomo
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They should do Powerslap my nuts like in Casino Royale
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>>151148154
fakers sadly, i can tell
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>>151148178
we watch power slap here
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celebs all over the place
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>>151148167
Yeah I don't rent my furniture from Rent-A-Center at 29% APR so naturally I skipped PowerGOYIMslop
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>>151148192
Always a star studded event
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>>151148160
You don't wash yourself properly. You have suffered from bacterial skin infections and diseases such as scabies.
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>>151148196
Mad bitch!
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>>151148196
this nigga is posting here and still pretends he has standards
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You see, its the personalities of the power slappers that make the sport worth watching
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>>151148208
You became so addicted to transsexual pornography that you developed autogynephilia.
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Juicy
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>>151148201
Scabies isn't an infection or a disease stupid, it's an infestation.
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>>151148196
fake one
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Why's this big samoan nigga not in WWE
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>>151148234
Tongan bro
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Undefeated

Undisputed

Usdaddy.
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>>151148234
Tribal chieftain did not approve I fear
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The big tiddy bitch won, meanwhile these powerGOYs are watching diabetic blacks and messicans have a mountain dew chugging contest
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>>151148254
you sound jealous
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That was weak
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Usdecisionator.
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>>151148240
Tongan, Australian, Hawaiian, they're all Samoan
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Samoa chad ate that weak shit
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Then Samoans sure can eat man
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I could eat Charli in a sitting
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Ayo
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di bella is so kino
why don't leafs claim him
>>
Brought to you by Weinerschnitzel
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I never watched Power Slap but then again the inside of my house doesn't have vertical wooden paneling everywhere
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Couple of flinchers on the stage
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these fat fucks seriously can't sleem, what the fuck
>>
I watch Power Slap and I have a huge piece.
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Two for flinching!!
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>>151148348
Its like they are so huge, they absorb all the power.
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>>151148348
white guy would have been sleemed if he didn't keep flinching
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ynr edmen shahbazyan was an undefeated prawlspect
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Controversial decision
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WTF Star Wars is here?
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>>151148353
You use homosexual dating apps to meet male to female transsexuals and other queer identifying individuals for sexual relations.
>>
Diego and Alexa are appearing separately
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>>151146507
Framelet
>>
*enters /heem/*
It's /sleem/ now
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Holy fuck it's Diego Lopes!!
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Powerslap seems to be popular in parts of the country where they call soda "pop", and where Five Finger Death Punch still tours
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This bitch has got a huge pussy
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>TFW no violent Latina gf
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She posted pictures of her opponent on social media!? This is going to be a bloodbath.
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>>151146565
>>151146577
>>151146587
>>151146596
Bunch of swarthoids
Why cant blue eyes men heem
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>>151148446
it's not worth it
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>>151148321
>He doesnt care for tasteful William Morris interior design
haw haw haw chortling at your lack of taste
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AHHHHHHH STOP BEING SO INTENSE
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>>151148461
Too busy fucking your bitch I'm afraid
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>>151148446
Yeah sounds nice until she smokes crystal meth and cuts your head off with a kitchen knife
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>>151148476
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
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>>151148480
You fuck men.
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>>151148480
you're my bitch lil brazza now get back in the jacuzzi
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>The Hybrid
Talmbout Schaub?
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>>151148503
She's an esoteric schaubian
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Yo what the fuck happened with Joey P's Hair transplant???? can you seriously start going bald again after you get one?!?!
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This "sport" is amazing
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too penal
jackie ate it nicely
look how she stares it down
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Abus "Österreich" Magomedov
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>>151148539
he's jewish
>>
High drama on the slapspearean theatre
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>>151148548
great I love jews
>>
> CHAMA
reddit
> NO CHAMA
C H I L L S
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heeminder it was originally called "dana white's power slap" before the incident
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>>151148557
YOU ES SAY
YOU ES SAY
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I'd watch these ladies do Powerassholewinking
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>italy leaf main event
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kevin was 9 years old
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Mickey Gall
>>
Reminder that Team Alpha Male raped Sage Northcutt's cool buddy Rob
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kek the cholo coach is not even trying to hide he wants to get in her pants
>>
Gickey Mall
>>
Looks like Mickey Gall is training with the gooks now, at least he isn't powersharting
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i want to fuck montes
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>>151148588
Power Slap is natures greatest aphrodisiac
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heemsters dont even be thirsting over megan anymore its rawlf b
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>>151148602
megan isn't megan anymore, she has become a botulin based life form
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>>151148602
Joey B has ruined her. Sometimes speed beats power. She's flushed.
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I'd Powerslap Charly's anus
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arthur jones died from his titties being too fucking fat
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>>151148602
First woman to get pregnant and not gain any milkers from it. Absolute bum
>>
Jon will Tony Ferguson his wife and son within the next week
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>>151148657
Jon doesn't have a wife or son
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I’m sure Jon is crying every chance he gets…

When he’s in public that is hahahhaahahahah
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Massive flinch!
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>>151148683
he had a son when he was a teenager that he didnt have custody of and was a deadbeat
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SLEEEEEEM
>>
HOLY FUCK
>>
SLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
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Nyukka finna get life changing CTE
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based herzog
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>>151147363
ill look into it, thanks
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jason "if he sleems he sleems" herzog
>>
HEEMZOG
IS
BACK
>>
BASED ZOG, LET HIM DIE
>>
nice try arigoys, NEVER watching slap slop
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>>151148739
>counts to 10
>nvm you're good to go
Based
>>
this nigga bout to get sleemed stiff (what I would do to anyone ITT btw)
>>
This man will die
>>
Kek this is crazy
>>
NO SLEEM
>>
bitchass
>>
turner choking
>>
doos really watching powerslop rn kek
imagine consooming danaslop
>>
this faggot flinches like an animal
>>
turner you choking bum
>>
28-28. Send it to overtime
>>
Do it! ONE MORE ROUND
>>
"An Onondaga County Sheriff's spokesperson tells us that Arthur Jones' pacemaker went off this morning, automatically sending a message to his doctor. EMS responded to Jones' home just before 11 a.m., but he had already passed away. Jones had a pre-existing heart condition."
who would've guessed
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BRAIN DAMAGE
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>>151148774
imagine not
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KILL
HIM
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>>151148805
Jon's wife getting thrown through a glass coffee table soon
>>
Me? I'm slap happy
>>
KINO STORY
>>
That count was fast as fuck
>>
SLEEEEEEEEEEEMM WOBBLY
>>
SLEEMBACK
>>
Pure cinema.
>>
kino fight
>>
HAHAHAHA
>>
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nigga can't sleem
>>
Man just kept his job
>>
That was such a weak slap
>>
turner is salt af
>>
they should give it to the jacked taiwainese boy
>>
Beautiful oration from a true slapsman
>>
Jaosuayai won that
>>
Slurp Daddy
>>
Ropes kept him up, should've been counted as a knockdown
>>
A ballet.......of brutality
>>
They should have these 400 lb Americans slap a 90lb Chinese guy. That would be really funny.
>>
Powerslap is more of a real sport than basketball.
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>>151148906
>>151148906
>>151148906
>>
>>151148879
Agreed

Caucasus rats are always massive cutbabbies bro
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>>151148487
PIIIICOOOOOOOO
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>>151147537
The audience got tired of him playing the same role every movie, so he mixed up. But we all knew he's a one trick pony, and isn't good enough for serious dráma.
>>151147548
Was he ever in a good movie?



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