Does your QB support your other local sports teams?
what are you bros playing tonight
>>151149408I'm about to get on BF2042
• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history• Highest win rate of all time• Never missed championship round in 20s
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>>151149420
My Steelers :)
>>151149408Payday 2
Today I will remind them
>>151149408With myself, then HOI4
>>151149409>>151149418forgot pic and no fren, my brother hunts
>>151149430https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sj1d7dQgfc
>>151149408Is this ragnarok online?
Josh Allen supports BLM. It's your patriotic duty to root for an injury.
>>151149408Red dead redemption 2, black ops 7 beta, Minecraft.Go Wions Go tigers Life is good
/nfl/ told me Taylor's album is shit but my sister said it was good. I'm gaslighted and don't know who to believe.
>>151149448it's Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter remake >>151149455dangerously based
>>151149422Based Kerry Collins
Unos makes the best pizza.
You can only reply to this post if your team is undefeated in the month of October
>>151149454He doesn't. He's just a fake bitch for media purposes.
>>151149445>Finnposter is cooking a healthy breakfast with food his brother huntedThis fucking pisses me off. I bet you and him really get along. What do you live together? You live together with little friction? Or do you NOT live together and he goes through the trouble of bringing you meat because he loves you? Fuck you. I fucking hate you for being happy. And fuck your Vikings too. I hope you watch them get BTFO every game and it ruins your fucking week. Asshole.
>>151149445Do you eat the bussy too?
>>151149420I did not know this nigga was a millenial. He is such peak zoomer based on how soi he is
>>151149454No, not this shit AGAIN.
>>151149479If you're not in your mid 30s you're a zoomer to me.
is mack jone does have autistic?
>>151149420Based.
>>151149458Us of course
Turdy and McCorkle both have extremely punchable faces, but for opposite reasons.
>>151149470no no we live a few kilometers apart and yes we are close but no need to get angry i just wanted to share my breakfast is all
>>151149408the new digimon weebslop
>>151149454He's based
>>151149403Yeah, I'm thinking castefootball.us has better football discussion.
>>151149492no, he's just a dorky guypurdy has autism tho
>>151149507Why are we still talking about Charlie D. Kirk?
Cam Ward
>>151149501Sorry anon, I didn't mean that. It's great that you and your brother get along. I forgot to take my meds today
>>151149507i repeat what i said earlier, i think that his quote was aimed at the people who didn't speak kindly of kirk getting murdered, it certainly applies to them
I want to stress that Justin Herbert has never had a favorable situation in his career; this year was the closest.
>>151149507Disgusting position. A man who simply talked to people doesn't deserve respect?
>>151149507based
>>151149505very based ranking actually. i agree for the most part but put Etie and Lapis on their own SS tier (and Veyle)
honestly this was surprisingly tasty. someone here recommended the peanut butter and pickle sandwich and it did not disappoint. Highly recommend.
Me and Kyler are running the BO7 beta rn. He plays the Titans he doesn't care
>>151149523it's ok fren, no hard feelings
Someone here recommended a Peanut Butter and Bussy sandwich.
>>151149507post a source tranny
>>151149539Sounds like something a pregnant woman would get cravings for.
>>151149547how was it
>>151149547Yummy :P
>>151149510wtf is this website
>Single season TD leaders>None after 2007>Closest is Raheem fucking MostertWhy can’t zoomies into touchdowns?!
>>151149507kindness for what? americans are all the same one fag, who gives a fuck what they do or what you say to them
>>151149552it unironically is, my wife ate this vile shit when she was pregnant and i never saw her eat it before that or ever again
Joey Bosa rearranged my guts
Chargers are the TEMU of the NFL
>>151149557looks like kino is on the menu
Joseph's Glass Bussy.
>>151149536>SS tier (and Veyle)my little sexter is too sexy
this place has more civil food discussion than /ck/
>>151149578The white men march on
>>151149526the "if you want to be remembered" part makes it clear that he's referring to kirk. you are correct about the hypocrisy of those who act like they have the moral high ground.
Peanut butter, banana, and Nutella. Now THAT is a sandwich.
>>151149574i dont want to hate but i think chargers are 100% more soulful than the rams... the whole LA branding made really plastic, starting from the logo and colors... sorry rams frens but st louis rams sure was something
>>151149578lmao what are they saying in there
I prefer a peanut butter honey myself.
>>151149578>TJ Watt pfparyan
>>151149582how new r u anon, every topic is more civil on any board other than it's own
>>151149507Charlie Kirk's wikipedia page has 134k charactersJosh Alen's wikipedia page has 116k charactersHopefully Josh Allen gets a career ending injury before he can catch up
>>151149578>with three of the New England Patriots' White wide receivers>Edelmanyou just know this is a bluepilled boomer
bussy
>>151149612Present it.
>>151149612Yes please
>>151149560Why can’t zoomies into TDs brosDo position players suck now?!
>>151149599Fuck you, leaf. Josh Allen has another 5 years in the league bare minimum. 10 if he's fortunate. And he's going to win at least one Owl - whether or not it's with Buffalo.
>>151149582/nfl/ is by far the nicest sport general here on espee. sure there is banter and stuff and a few sour posters who are more like fans of a person instead of fans of a team but generally speaking this is a very nice space. i uses to frequent /hoc/ along with /nfl/ but canadians are very rude and kinda nasty...
>>151149578yo wtf is this website
Tua will sue the league one day
>>151149648
>>151149629/nfl/ and /hoc/ are also my two go-to threads.
>>151149648>>151149659God that's terrible.
>>151149659>>151149648Man, as someone who has had 2 concussions, head injuries are so hard to watch. I cringe when I watch Home Alone 2 cuz Kevin throws a brick at a dudes head. Thats not funny.
>>151149659>SKEEEEEEYUPPPPP HE WAS THROWN UP GANG SIGNS ON NATIONAL TELEVISION WE CAN'T BE HAVIN DAT SKEEEEEEYUPPPP KIDS BE WATCHING
>>151149673>>151149678Yes, I agree
>>151149685SKKKKKKEEEEEEUP.
>>151149660i am the lone flyers fan from finland. young me unironically gravitated towards flyers and vikings, very difficult life when it comes to sports...
>>151149685We have to go back
>>151149678it's even scarier when you have a kid, their fragile little heads are terrifying as newborns and then they get bigger and are just clumsy as shit
>>151149678That’s actually funny
>>151149685I love Skip so fucking much
>>151149696For me it's Bills/Sabres...which is interesting because the Bills are the best team in the NFL and the Sabres are the worst team in the NHL.
>>151149578>*SLUUUUUUUUUURRRRRP*yup, its readkino time
>>151149678You are a little bitch and im glad your brain is broken
>>151149560Will no one tell me why zoomers can’t into touchdowns??
>>151149648>>151149659My brother told me that his wife's little sister got a concussion and I thought it was the funniest shit because I could only think about Tua
I saw an interview with Taylor Swift today, and she said Travis is 6'6". Travis is listed at 6'5" and measured at 6'5" at the combine. Even tall guys height fraud with women.
>>151149711Its not funny>>151149743I'm smarter than you trust me. I'm not indian retard, I have seen Home Alone 2
>>151149737if it's any consolation, sabres had one of my favourite jerseys of all time!
>>151149629We're just grooming you so we can get some of that Finnish bussy.
>>151149678>Kevin throws a brick at a dudes headThe weak should fear the strong
>>151149685Do you have the wooden doors one?
>>151149737What was your reaction when the Patriots came back and won in the 51 superbowl?
>>151149752She plays a sport
>>151149740>as formuated by Dr. Mengelethat's how you know it works, glad to have a brand I can trust
>>151149752How would a girl get a concussion?
>>151149755>leafs in charge of comedy
>>151149678>2 concussionsWhat happened? Did you get beatup like the kiwi did when he visited the states?
>>151149744they dont drink milk so they have brittle bones! they cannot run and take hits like trains such as sanders, brown, payton or moss.
>>151149773My shitpost somehow relating Tua to Kevin from Home Alone 2 made you laugh.
>>151149403I want a Wyoming Bills hat. I could possibly sell hundreds but not sure about copyright.
>>151149757Based jersey, I like Mogilny's jersey too.>>151149763Didn't have a dog in that fight. Was already well sick of Brady by that point so it didn't really surprise me. I didn't start actually respecting Toom until he won with TB.
>>151149789Oh God I'm gonna Toom.
>>151149765>>151149772Shes like 9, it was at PE. It wasn't as funny when they started talking about what it was like for the sister (being all confused and dazed) but just ignore that part
>>151149776Milk is so kino. I had no idea so many mutts and blacks couldn't drink big cups of milk without getting diarrhea kek plonked bowels
>>151149775Americans love me, even the black ones. I've only been to Detroit, Houston, and New Orleans and always chop it up with them.First concussion I was playing ball hockey, and a dude shoulder'd me in the jaw, and it resulted in the 2 worst weeks of my life. A non-stop migraine contained within my eye socket.2nd one I was drunk and dived into a pool and hit my head on the wall of the pool after drifting. I was smart enough to not dive down and hit the floor, but after flattening out I just coasted with the momentum and rammed my head into the wall
Jay Cutler with the midnight booze and cruise.
>>151149802hell yeah fren! >>151149808i've been fortunate to never have experienced a migraine, i've heard it's hell
Lions will be 6-1 by the bye week
>>151149829chiefs schizo is going to have a thermonuclear meltdown if the lions beat the chiefs next week, he really hates them for some reason
>>151149829Doesn't matter. Like Stat Padscott, Goof wasn't made for winning Owls.
>>151149848How bad was it 2 years ago week 1 >>151149854>>151149854>already coping
>>151149648sue them for the gravy for his mashed potatoes brains maybe.dudes half way to nam pham speech level, no way he remembers playing football 10 years from now.
>>1511498543 qbs so far in NFL history are made for winning owls: Brady, Montana, Elway.
>>151149872Bradshaw
>>151149859that game might actually be why he hates the lions kek
>>151149872>>151149882True
>>151149872stat is skewed since Brady has won like 20% of all owls.
>>151149872>Elway
>>151149737Same, wasn't long ago that the Bills had the longest playoff drought out of the 4 major North American sports. Now it's the Sabres, tied with the Jets for the longest kek. Guess one team just has to be on a really long playoff drought.
reminder for my frens who like football documentaries, this was excellent, especially if you love drafts and i highly recommend it
>>151149929yeah I know but facts is facts.
>>151149929Elway was in five owls
>>151149930correct me if i'm wrong but i'm pretty sure jets have 14 season long drought and sabres have 18 or so
>>151149947he got BTFO in 3 and carried in the other 2
>>151149947Montana led nanners gave the Elway broncos the worst super owl embarassment of all time.
What is he even doing these days? He went to NC but I haven't heard anything since, and now with Michael McCorkle "Mac" Jones looking like a real QB he's looking pretty bad.
>>151149963>>151149968yeah, but he got his team to five and won a couple.
Who has had the better music career? Third Leg Greg or Darren Waller?
>>151149974He is in the goon cave with his gold digger gf while NC burns around him.
>>151149974UNC has been awful this year, they have a cupcake schedule and will be lucky to finish with a winning record
>Elway was Mahomesesque back in the day when you could murder the QB and the receivers without drawing a flagfrfr
>>151149982Mr. Greg, just for the name.
>Shannon, now that Belifraud has shown his true colors, I am going to say IT!
>>151149991>mahomesquei rarely get upset by anything but this one simple word is just grotesque
>>151149420>raped by an elderly man who was raped twice by Eli Manning
>>151149991Yes you fucking zoomer that it why we watched, it was called the GLADIATOR sport.
>>151150001
>>151150001From henceforth we shall call all black QB's Tarkentonsesque
>>151150004gridiron
>>151149996https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=03PrvzgAaz8i saw this the other day and it made me kek. i couldn't even picture a young Skip before seeing it
but would you suck a log?
>>151150001>he is unfamiliar with 5th generational warfarepretend to be a supporter of a cause through deception to rally against the cause.
>>151150015He had the 1970s hair even in the 80s.
>>151150001>mahomesqueWhat is wrong with it. When Mahomes joined the league he was doing stuff we've never seen before https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2sj1d7dQgfc
>>151150023>when purity spiraling ends with mass executions
>>151150034it's comparable to the swiftie, it tells more about the person using than it does about the target
>>151149996>now wait just one dang ol minute Skeyup>Bill Belichick is one of the most accomplished head coaches ever, naw i mean?>And like my granmama used to say, just cuz the stallion can't race that don't mean he no good, you can put them genes to work with young mares>shiet i might take a page or two out of Belichick's notebook, Skeyup!
>>151150034>first clip his him down 22 points on fourth down in the fourth quarter of an owl
*sneezes*
>>151150052Terveydeksi, it means "for (your) health"
>>151150052Oh no...... sounds like da flu
>>151149991These QBs wouldn't last back then
>>151149953No yeah the Sabres last made the playoffs in the 2010-2011 season, they are indeed tied with the Jets.
Choofs fans are living in the past, Allen has been more electrifying than Mahomes ever was, playing on a shit team that is intentionally built to lose to the choofs in the playoffs.
F150, Ram 1500, or Tundra?
>>151150077can someone post the webm where a black dude is imitating the mahomes walk, it's funny
>>151150089this one? >>151149430
>>151150077Damn that's awesome.
>>151149991he really was, and played on some of the dirtiest teams.
1-16Indiana Jones will feast on the Raiders of Loss Ark
>>151149859It wss hilarious. The lifelong chiefs fans itt were talking shit all week about the 0-16 loins getting scheduled. They couldn't believe the loss and coped about lelce not playing. One of them now seems to think JFFM was a secret detroiter all along
>>151149991Bill Walsh ruined football with his gay ass west coast offense and lobbying to soften defenses.
>>151150084that is a bummer fren, i hope sabres cut the drought soon. they have finns in the team!
>>151150110>They couldn't believe the loss and coped about lelce not playingIt wasn't just Kelce who didn't play but Chris Jones, arguably the #1 defensive player of that season. Yet Lions won by 1 point. Congrats to the Lions, but I have to see it again.
>>151150084Speaking of, do you think the Jets are gonna surpass the Bills 17 year drought?
>>151150094yeah that one, never fails to get a chuckle out of me hehe, it's uncanny. i'd know who it was even if it didn't read mahomes :D
>>151150056>collinsworthWhy do people hate him and Romo. I like hearing them suck off my QB.
>>151150100Dan Reeves was doing what Sean Payton got caught doing, I suspect every team was doing it but Payton took the fall.
>>151150115Appreciate it anon, only a matter of time before they get back there.
>>151150051That game was unwinnable due to the OL.
If our Chiefs lose this, is it officially time to panic?
>>151150148Loser mentality.
>>151150140correct, but it happened during the safety scare to further demoralize men and make them weaker.
What shitter team would prime Ronnie Lott make a contender if he got to play by his rules?
>>151150168FAGGets kek
>>151150150No, the Jaguars lead the league in takeaways. If Trevor Lawerence wasn't playing like shit, we would all be calling them a Superbowl contender. If he just went back to playing average they would be a live dog.....with that said a camel has a better chance of walking through the eye of a needle than the Jags have at beating the Chiefs. The Eagles are the ones who should be worried, the Broncos defense is elite.
>>151150150i hope fat patrick never throws for a successful completion for the rest of his career. and that his brother films a three-way with his sloot wife and fat travis' beard of a fiance.
>>151150171Ronnie would put every WR and TE on IR. Giga nigga.
>>151150172>he followed me here jej based
>>151150168that's the mettiejetties poster??
>>151150150then i will admit that mahomes is regressing way faster than i anticipated and the time of andy reid is over
>Mac Jones>Daniel Jones>Sam DarnoldThe White man marches again.
>>151150188Didn't he get wrecked by Michael Irvin?:)
>>151150193
>>151150211I dunno, but Michael Irvin said that the only person he feared on the field that effected his game was Ronnie Lott. Which if you are familiar just means even a retard knows when pain and death is around.
>>151150122Shoulda extended him earlier then
i blame zzzquil and tylenol for the effluvium of words that will now follow:i need faggots to stop attempting to fuck my horse. yes, he has an absurdly gigantic cock and balls like state fair grapefruit and we’re very proud of him here, but his prodigious prod is to be used on mares only, thank you. im not going to have a mr hands style incident on my horse farm, at least not a second one (fucking bribable stable boys). even with that aside, that cum aint free. i get 10,000 per orgasm and ill not have it wasted inside of your lifeless body. i swear it was like someone tried to make a muppet out of a human bodyanyway go clots
>>151150195>>151150150>>151150182Jags are shit but are still in that category of: "on any given Sunday this team could beat you if you don't dot your i's and cross your t's." These are the only teams it's unacceptable to lose to and should consider firing your HC if they beat you:>Jets>Dolphins>Patriots>Panthers>Saints>Titans>Giants>Cardinals>Bengals
>>151150242Browns and Falcons as well.
>>151150242So my lions should fire DC if they lose on Sunday!?
>>151150230imagine if Lott was on the Cowboys or Giants, Jerry Rice would never have been the GOAT.
>>151150259>So my lions should fire DC if they lose on Sunday!?Yes, if you lose to the Burrowless Bengals who scored 3 points in their last game.
>>151150275Will they lose tho
>>151150271nanners had an infinite mob purse for game rigging and were in bed with Jerry Jones to buy out all of the talent in the league and only dealed amongst themselves. the 80s-90's 49ers and Cowboys are fucking cheats.
>>151150275>listen man, it's a disappointing loss but like, man, they're a good team man and in this league you gotta fight for every win, man>any given sunday, man
>>151150298No. He would just be angry and walk out of the room
>>151150286A camel has a better chance of traveling through the eye of a needle than the Burrowless Bengals have at beating the Lions. There's 0 chance the Lions lose.
>>151150286normally i would say any given sunday but i dont think that applies to these bengals
>>151150288DeBartolo wasn't connected, Jerry Jones could have bought out the Presidency.
>>151150312
>>151150298wtf is that image real? Makes you wonder if he's using that huge podium to compensate for something else that is lacking in size
>>151150312Lol
>>151150323we traded the italian mafia for a jewish mafia.
reminder frens that in 32 hours my vikies will play against the cleveland browns who will propably devastate the o-line of my vikies and i hope all of you send your energy and support to my direction! if you're a divisional rival i understand and i dont hold it against you thatbyou hope for the opposite! as a reward i will 100% supporr your team too this week and send very frenly vibes to you as well
>>151149420• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO, lol)• Has fewer consecutive AFCCG appearances than Tom Brady• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl
>>151149974Has has a better record than Deion at the moment but gets 10x the criticism for some reason
>>151150369>bears and packers have a bye>lions playing the bengalsnone of them need your energy this week and will be wishing for your team to lose horribly, sorry fren
>>151150386it's ok my fren we can be frens despite our teams and i dont hold it against you
>>151150089
>>151150393
>>151150386Kek, that gif wtf.
I heard you were talkin down my boy Josh Allen.
>>151150369My team already played but im sending energy to your Vikings anyway.
>>151150413
>>151150386Playing the Bengals is a bye.
>>151150240Good read anon
>>151150417thank you fren!
>>151150413We wuz, since he approves of BLM like joe Bussy.
>>151149562shut the fuck up leaf>>151149599shut the fuck up leaf
>>151150373>Brings up Brady out of no where even though he wasn't mentionedYou're obsessed.
>>151149872>3 qbs so far in NFL history are made for winning owls: Brady, Montana, Elway.Brady had an elite defense for 2 decades. I think any QB is going to win if put in that situation.
>>151150436based leaf>>151149599cringe leaf
>>151150441>>151150451
>>151150451>blah blah blah muh defenseMontana was surrounded by HoFers when he won the owl through being clutch when it matters. Reality gets lost on you stupid subhuman statfags.
>>151150457stats dont cover heart and soul fren
>>151150461I hope all fingols are like you fren.
>>151150457HoFers are looked at through a past lense.
g'nite fellas, I hope your team wins in your dreams.
>>151150481good night fren! keep your feet warm!
>>151150481>SHOT DOWN IN A BLAAAAZE OF GLOOORY
Hot Take: The Patriots are actually a dysfunctional organization who can’t draft and develop players for shit.
>>151150486
>>151150502what song is he singing>>151150468hehe fren thank you
>>151150504https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ylvuRp2IG-g
>>151150087tundra, specifically the 2008-2013 TRD Tundra with the supercharger dealership special
>>151150510>SVG entertainment has blocked this in your country :(
>sacked>sacked>pick 6who am I?
>>151150517Bon Jovi - Blaze of Glory from Young Guns 2 soundtrack.
OFFICIAL /nfl/ POWER RANKINGS: WEEK 4 RESULTSpre-TNF23 votes1. (9.091) Philadelphia Eagles [+1, +0.382]2. (9.045) Buffalo Bills [-1, -0.403]3. (8.429) Detroit Lions [0, -0.134]4. (7.696) Los Angeles Rams [+4, +0.673]5. (7.227) Indianapolis Colts [0, -0.487]6. (7.182) Kansas City Chiefs [+4, +1.076]7. (7.130) Tampa Bay Buccaneers [-1, -0.431]8. (6.636) Los Angeles Chargers [-4, -1.878]9. (6.545) Seattle Seahawks [+5, +0.715]10. (6.304) Green Bay Packers [-3, -1.101]11. (5.957) Pittsburgh Steelers [+4, +0.797]12. (5.696) Jacksonville Jaguars [+6, +1.627]13. (5.565) Washington Commanders [0, -0.319]14. (5.435) Denver Broncos [+2, +0.295]15. (5.261) Dallas Cowboys [+9, +2.168]16. (5.182) Chicago Bears [+4, +1.388]17. (5.130) Baltimore Ravens [-8, -1.860]18. (5.087) San Francisco 49ers [-7, -0.891]19. (4.609) Minnesota Vikings [-7, -1.293]20. (4.591) Arizona Cardinals [-3, -0.115]21. (4.409) New England Patriots [+2, +1.295]22. (3.739) Atlanta Falcons [+6, +1.397]23. (3.565) New York Giants [+6, +1.684]24. (3.545) Houston Texans [-3, -0.058]25. (2.913) Las Vegas Raiders [-3, -0.439]26. (2.783) Miami Dolphins [+4, +0.925]27. (2.682) Cleveland Browns [-8, -1.130]28. (2.091) Carolina Panthers [-2, -0.869]29. (1.682) Cincinnati Bengals [-4, -1.292]30. (1.565) New York Jets [-3, -1.039]31. (1.227) New Orleans Saints [0, +0.204]32. (0.783) Tennessee Titans [0, -0.221]Big Risers+2.168 Dallas Cowboys+1.684 New York Giants+1.627 Jacksonville Jaguars+1.397 Atlanta Falcons+1.388 Chicago Bears+1.295 New England Patriots+1.076 Kansas City ChiefsBig Fallers-1.039 New York Jets-1.101 Green Bay Packers-1.130 Cleveland Browns-1.292 Cincinnati Bengals-1.293 Minnesota Vikings-1.860 Baltimore Ravens-1.878 Los Angeles Chargers
“Philly” is full of low iq thugs. Fuckk the phillies and the eagles.
>>151150525for some reason i thought of thishttps://youtu.be/i7fnlJ60RO8?si=VmpMFF4lKM_eJSYe
>>151150517Just get a VPN like the kiwi.
>>151150510he was making a move, I had to get it on.
>>151150457If you really knew ball you'd know there's a relationship between having a good defense and winning rings. It is very rare a team with a bad defense wins a ring.
>>151150544I meant that many of those historical teams are looked at through a past tense, when they were all considered scrubs back when it was happening. The media and the league hated the 49ers and Bill Walsh for the west coast offense.
>>151150518gayleb
>>151150552lol the nanners were the joke of the league like the Browns and then suddenly Bill Walsh breaks the game and it takes two decades for the rest of the league to catch up.
anyone seen any Puckers or Vikek fags lately?
joey Bluesky just needs more 3 month vacations
>>151150573No, because I don't visit gay bars.
>lol the nanners were the joke of the league like the Browns and then suddenly Bill Walsh breaks the game and it takes two decades for the rest of the league to catch up.
>>151150575Is New Zealand Australia's Canada, or Australia's Mexico?
>>151150573hello! i'm a vikiefan, fren :)
>>151150582Reminder that Tuco was the protagonist.
>>151150589Baker Mayfield is not a jew pretending to be a mexican in italy.
>>151150589He found the gravesite, so obviously.
>>151150589>it's another episode of Dr. Chud's media literacy.
>>151150604>Angel is named Blondie but isn't Blonde>Devil is named Angel Eyes but isn't an Angel>Ugly dude is named Tuco even though he is Jewishcmon
>>151150541I look like this and have to get it on
>TRENDING: #Giants standout kicker Younghoe Koo is Asian and was born in South Korea and lived in Seoul as a young child.>Koo moved to New Jersey when he was 12 to live with his mother and his father remained in Seoul.>Younghoe barely spoke English when he arrived in the US.I could have sworn he was black
>>151150329Do you realize how large that podium would be if it were real?
>>151149408Deadlock
Guys I’m scared
>>151150689It's 2025 brother, switch to Diet Coke
>>151150695Tastes like medicine
>>151150702The diabetes isn't worth it.
>>151150689You should be scared of soda
>>151150718>>151150707Fugg guys. Should I dump it out
>>151149403my childhood best friend called me up today to tell me his mom bought me some Josh Allen stuff
>>151150725That would attract ants. Just finish it
>>151150725live your life retard, don't be a easily pressured faggot. just enjoy an ice cold Coca-Cola™ from time to time in moderation. you are hitting the gym, right?
>>151150702Yeah if I'm gonna drink soda, it's not gonna be diet.
You can drink a can of regular coke but just don't be drinking it daily all day long that's the #1 cause of being a fat cunt. The islanders here do it and they're all obese as fuck.
>>151150738I was actually planning to go back this weekend. I have an issue with sugar, my health is fine as far as I know though. I’m 23, and weight 183. I had 2 cans of soda yesterday. I keep telling myself I’ll stop
>>151150663>Younghoe
>>151150757I have to drink it. It's too good.
>>151149408Borderlands 4They've mostly fixed the performance issues and it's actually really good. You get to ack a troon.
>>151149455How have you not beaten rdr2 already? And why do you give a single fuck about cod when it's woke shitslop anymore?
>>151150794>And why do you give a single fuck about cod when it's woke shitslop anymore?
>>151150794I recently got rdr2 that’s why. COD is just fun, I get the slop for the skins and sales in the store and the wokism in it but I enjoy the game and I play competitive too
>>151149507Yeah, I officially hope he gets Theismanned alongside Mutthomo
>>151150809
>>151149629Canadians aren't people, they're golems, and it's legal to tell them to kill themselves. Especially if they talk about cfl football as if it's at all comparable to the nfl.
>>151150844The rake is nigh.
>>151150794i haven't played cod in a few years because i quit multiplayer games altogether but if i had to choose one it would still be codas fucking gay as it is, the gameplay is just the most fun. i'll stick to my weebkino thoughever
>>151149753It doesn't really matter and if you measured him in the morning after he stretched he's probably 6'6. When you're tall your spine settles more throughout the day and it gets worse the older you are. I'm 6'7 and 1/8th when I first wake up in the morning flatfooted and unstretched, but I'm an inch shorter at the end of the day. My license says I'm 6'6. It really doesn't matter because I'm bigger than like 96% of people, it's like arguing about whether your dick is 7" or 6 and 7/8th's inches.
>>151150794>implying RDR2 isn't woke shitslop toolol you should try some real Western Vidya kino
>>151149974He's busy banging his gold digging gf that's young enough to be his grand daughter and trying not to lynch his team for sucking ass.
>>151150087Tundra for resale value, F-150 if you want to haul ass. Dodge is for melanated gentlemen of ill repute.
>>151149439Now I'm going to think of this everytime I call someone a gay retard
>>151150495They have enough rangz for two centuries. They could shit the bed hard enough to make the browns look good and it wouldn't matter.
>>151149436You didn't get that subscription did you? There's a mod that unlocks all the dlc or at least there used to be. All of the files are in the game and just hidden behind the pay wall. Only drawback was you'd get labeled as a cheater in game lobbies but you could still play online, 95% of the cheaters were people using visual stuff that only affected their game and the dlc unlocker. Most of it's not worth it anyways.
>>151150528>Loins being 3rd>Toxins not being 30th in front of the Tits and Aints>Queefs being in the top 10Everyone voting in this list needs to be violently bussy blasted
>>151150385People expect more from a proven coach. Also, Belichick isn't in a ton of commercials that generate ad revenue to pay these talking heads salaries.
>>151150809Any cod after blops2 is legitimately shit and you're brazillian if you disagree. >>151150820Sure took your sweet ass time getting rdr2, I 100%ed it two years ago. Enjoy though it's probably the best game of the generation.
>>151150954He deletes votes he doesn't agree with.
>>151150954The only voters are Lions fans. They're doing it to spite my Chiefs.
>>151150871Stick to the older cods. Not having bigger gamemodes than 6v6 and abandoning the three-lane map archetype ruined it. So did SBMM. And they refuse to do anything about cheaters.
>>151150879Underrated gemerald.
>>151150972Bo3 and 4 were pretty good. Even mw19 and mw3 (2023). What did u think about GTA V?
I do not CHANGE TACTICS. I don’t LEARN A NEW STYLE. I play the EXACT SAME WAY, and if they figure it out, I LOSE
>>151150978I'd believe it. I only vote from vpn addresses on a cleaned browser because I don't trust the faggot.
>>151150980Kill yourself post-haste>>151151006>bo3Decent but not as good as previous entries>bo4Lolno>mw19Decent>mw3 LolnoBlops 7 is for roodypoos and spics only. GTA V was fine except for rockstar being brazillian about mods/cheats because it meant less money spent on shark cards.
>>151151006Yeah black ops 3 was fucking great too bad that's the last one I liked
Will gta 6 really be as good as people say?
>>151151029based eberflus
>>151151063Rockstar always has good world building and immersion but their last few titles have been weak imo. Mid 00s they were making kino after kino with Vice City, The Warriors, Bully and The Ballad of Gay Tony. Stuff like GTA V and RDR 2 have their moments but start to finish aren't nearly as good as their earlier titles
>>151151084But will it be worth $100+. Especially if it lasts a decade+? (It probably will)
>>151151095If you have the time and money buy it. I don't really buy AAA anymore so I'll probably wait for a couple years when all the bugs are fixed and it comes out as some "enhanced" or "complete" edition. I'm not paying $100 to be a playtester. All those big companies seem to do that shit nowadays so out of principle I don't buy AAA on release
>>151151095the multiplayer should be good
>>151151105You’re on PC?
>>151151152I've got a gaming laptop and a Series S those are my main 2 platforms. I've got a bunch of old consoles like PS2, 3DS, Wii U etc but I barely play one those only if I want some nostalgia. Whys that?
>>151151208Because u were talking about waiting to buy GTA. You know… it comes out a year after console. PS is king
>>151151218Yea but even if it's a console exclusive I could still play it on Series S if I really wanted to buy on release. I just have other shit to play still need to finish KCD2 and have some others in the backlog. If I was bored shitless or didn't want spoilers I'd buy it day 1 but we're kind of spoiled for choice with these days
>>151150518Bryce Young
woof
>>151149505>>151149536>>151149581Engayge flopped and killed the series
>>151151648Stop trying to make canada look good
>>151151648Why is the upper north of Canada so red? Who lives there and what do they eat?
>>151149479imagine writing that sentence
>>151152765Those two provinces each have a population of like 40,000, mostly indians. I assume they eat like fry bread and whale blubber and shit
is this the krusty krab?
>ain'ts
>>151153071thhhh i thhhh can't thhhh understand thhhh you. thhhh
Good morning /nfl/
ELITE
>>151153208from the thumbnail I was almost about to say 'and there it is'
>beats the kangz tomorrow heh, nothing personnel
>>151149408I'm 40, I don't play video games. I sit silently near my wife while she recites Candace Owens videos out loud. France's first lady has a penis apparently
>makes /nfl/ seethe
>>151149507It's ironic he excused school shootings, only to then...
>>151153469nah he's old news
>>151153457Is your wife single?
>>151153534yes he is
>>151153509Ummm ..he endorses school shootings, so we had to, like, murder him. That's made up but, we ......ummmmm, lie a lot. Also, he said all black women are stupid, so he deserved to die (we also made that up)
>>151153566>made that up>Black women do not have brain processing power to be taken seriously. You have to go steal a white person's slot.I doubt Charlie would want Jalen Hurts as his QB over Baker Mayfield. Also, the (((we))) is buying up all media, soon the NFL will be next.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQI1MrcM7mM
>>151153656This hurts my head, I'll go make muffins instead.
>8.8 yards average needed for a 1st on 3rd downthis can't be real, could a college team beat the Titans?
As a Chiefs fan I want to let ya'll know that the rest of yo asses are a bunch of fuckin mercenaries that is all
>>151154058No.
>>151154164Maybe if they didn't use their draft busts they wouldn't have been blown out in the Super Bowl.
>>151154192Hey man, Skyy Moore is now on the 49ers
>>151154058hawks should convert a lot of third downs against bowles if according to this they'll be in obvious passing situations and he brings the blitz like always
I think the Ravens are planning on a tank season
>>151154512Strategic reset because they know the Bills are winning it all.
The Ravens have the 2nd most players in the league with contracts of 20 million AAV or higher(6, Philly 7). 4 are out this week and 2 are questionable.>Out:Lamar JacksonRoquan SmithMarlon HumphreyNnamdi Madubuike>Questionable:Kyle HamiltonRonnie Stanley
She wrote an entire song about his dick
>>151154675>New heights of manhoodand y'all thought he wasn't fucking her LMAO
>>151154675This post is off topic. Please refrain from making these kind of smoothbrain posts. Thanks for your understanding.
>>151154675>Literally Travis's face when Taylor announced on NH #9 would be called Wood
morning /nfl/
>>151154675BASED TRAV
Creams team version
bros I dragged my ass out of bed to watch football but it's saturday
Feels like one of those days cuhh
>>151154675>the lyrics are literally Travis kelce dickmatized her
>tanks his dynasty, legacy, and beard's career in one year KWABOTY?
>>151154699He does not have sex with her or any woman.
>>151155021>best TE in NFL history>secured KC a place amongst the mt rushmore of dynasties>wife owns rights to all her music and record labels get nothing, literal billionaireThe delusional denial emanating from this one source is unreal
>>151154934Aww how adorable...
>>151155061right, the song about getting dickmatized throwing out new heights of manhood ain't about ya boys Kelces dick
>best TE in NFL history
And look who decided to join us...
>>151155118>Tied for most rings of any TE>Best playoff stats of any TE in NFL history>Rivals Jerry Rice in post season receivingyes
>Tied for most rings of any TEStopped reading there. Learn ball
>>151155089He's not a TE (and even if he was he wouldn't be the GOAT)
>>151155281seethe
>>151155271>Counting injury rings when he didn't have a single snap for a majority of the year or playoffsyes and you routinely say Jimmy G has 3 rings in casual conversations too right?
>>151155116You suck cocks. I wrote it down so its true or something
>>151155343I dont know you, Kelce is married to Taylor Swiftmove on with your delusions
I accept your concession. Another victory for the Kiwi. Many such cases
>>151149854Plenty of qbs objectively inferior and worse than Goff have won owls including Jalen Hurts earlier this year. Goff is an elite and underrated qb and I don’t care if you agree or disagree. He will win owls.
>he only played in 3 of the 4 superbowls he won
>>151154675Their relationship has been the bane of /nfl/ since it started, and yet, full props to Travis for this. He dicked her good.
>>151154925He got ass raped by the only real team he played this year
>>151150150The time to panic was the 0-2 start. 0-2 teams are statistically unlikely to make the playoffs, less than a 13% chance. It’s fucking over
>still making concessions Must have enough to fill an essay by now
>>151155523I can't wait until you give birth to our child
>>151155363They're not married you retard. Elton John was married.
Sex/pussy isn't the end-all-be-all. As a matter of fact it's the most overrated thing on this planet. People should stop doing it so much. Overpopulation is a thing now, y'know.
>>151155573They're engaged, the song is literally equating travis kelces rock hard cock to the ring she's going to get
>>onefiveoneonefivefivefourninesixSpiritually undefeated thoughbeit
>>151155602You're thirsting for his cock more than she does.I wrote it down so its true
Wow she wrote a shitty song about penis hes totally not gay!!!
>>151155640seek mental help for your delusions
The real song was the cocks she met along the way
Can we post about Snood or Football instead? This Travis/Taylor stuff is boring.
>>151155726You met my cock along the way to getting pregnant. I tore that bussy up something fierce.
>there's people who still haven't seen my OCAnyway here it the content I made just for you all to enjoy. Not that you appreciate anything I do for you. Hours of my life in MS Paint slaving away just for this image. Why do I even bother making OC like this?? Last time I ever do that. Fuck you /nfl/ fucking ungrateful chuds
>>151155681Travis might actually fuck you dude so keep up the glazing
>>151155937you're the one insisting he's homosexual here, the only one fantasizing about assfucking is youseek mental help for your delusions of homosexuality
>>151154675This makes me physically ill. Especially plugging his shitty podcast mid song
>>151149507Do none of you realize that he never said this? Crazy what the internet has turned into.
Wanna make some money? Bet on the Browns to comeback and win the AFC North. Ravens and Bengals seasons are completely cooked. Steelers are gonna go some shit like 9-8 like they always do. Browns will start playing their mobile rookie QBs and they are already past the tough part of their schedule, they only have easy teams left besides the Bills and 49ers. They are currently sitting at +2000 odds to win AFC North, it's free money.
What went wrong?
>>151155139>can't block for shit which is a core task for Tight Ends
I'm starting to think that I am the only straight person on /nfl/
>>151156444>Can't blocklol
>>151156462He had a 46.9 grade last season
>>151156492>pee eff eff
>>151155997I didn't say anything about ass fucking but you are and keep talking about his cock, did you get excited reading that erotic fiction dude?
>>151156575>>151155937seek help for your homosexual delusions
>>151156446being bisexual isn't straight faggot
Kelce is a great slot receiver, not a tight end
>>151155917Looks good anon
>>151156534>says the guy glazing a WR larping as a Tight End
>>151156587Travis WILL fuck you if you keep talking about how cock is actually huge and beautiful dude!
>>151156654>best rated run blocker in 2020>He CanT BloCk
>>151149408Street Fighter 6 and Monster Hunter Wilds
Kekce has a great slot receiver
>>151156669Seek help for your homosexual delusions anon
>>151156702You're thirsting over Travis Kelce's penis that's reality dude
>>151149408with my penis, multiple times
I'm starting to think that I am the only trans person on /nfl/
>>151156702I'd rather be a homo than a faggot like you
>>151156680>oh when PFF fits my narrative I love PFFKill yourself clown
>>151156702You're a grown man "valiantly" defending another grown man who doesn't know you exist
>>151156793what, you first brought up PF changs, why cant I
>>151156778I am a man trapped in a woman trapped in a man's body. The two layers of trans cancel each other out so I am just normal.
>>151156814Because you don't believe in the core facts you just want to use whatever makes your point look good. It's lowbrow argumentative skills, fitting for a Chiefs fan.
>>151156852>Because you don't believe in the core facts you just want to use whatever makes your point look goodsays the man who brought up PF Changs
Michael Penix Jr has to be the most inconsistent QB I've ever seen. Plays like shit vs Panthers and Vikings defense, but puts up 300 yards on the Commanders and Buccaneers defenses.
>>151156880>she did it againYou have down syndrome
>>151156948>reverting to ad hominid sad
I wouldn't fuck Travis Kelce even if given the opportunity because I'm afraid he would get mad at me if I wasn't very good in bed.
>>151154675This is about what Taylor did to Kelce unfortunately. Why do you think he's been running like it hurts?
what did TayTay mean by this?
>>151156969>ad hominidYou're never beating down syndrome
>>151157064The damage Sabrina has done to make Taylor think sex pop is back in vogue
Bills vs Falcons is lowkey a trap game. Bills have the worst run defense in the league, Bijan Robinson is gonna carve them up.
>>151157064I'm not good at interpreting lyrics but I think she talking about getting fucked
>>151157064Jumbo hog in my swampy bog, Christmas log spraying egg nog
>>151157122I can see that happening. Why have there already been lots of trap games in this season already?
>>151157064>no lube so it burnedshe talking about anal or is she incapable of getting wet?
The place where Taylor is (obsessed with Kelce's cock and balls, totally drunk on it) is absolutely where you want your woman to be.
>>151157181As a closeted lesbian she thinks being bone dry is normal
>>151157064This is written like a woman who has never had sex with a male
>>151157174The growing influence of sportsbetting. The sportsbooks are way up vs the people this year compared to past seasons.
Holy shit the NFL is complete buttcheeks this week. Nobody trynna see these games.
>>151157352Commies Chargers and Buccs Xhehawks might be good.
>>151157352cowboys jets is going to be competitive
>>151157352yep good weekend to go see a movie, or go pumpkin picking, or something like this
>>151157411gay
>>151157405Nah. Dak is back. Cowboys win easily.
WTF?
>>151157352are you ready for the taylor swift promos?
>>151157470Safe and Effective, goy
>>151157470his career relied on how much cholesterol he could eat
>>151157434less gay than watching 8 hours of shit football
>>151157181American men are mostly circumcised so they often use lube. Even during masturbation. The damage the jews have done to the US affects every single aspect including their dicks
>>151157352All four bye week teams have a .500+ record, that's why lol
Under the leadership of Cooper, the Ravens will have their first game without a turnover this year
>>151157647not if king henry has anything to say about it
>>151157352Us redzone chads will keep on winning anyways
>>151157804I love redzone but have a tough time justifying $60/month (I think) for it these days
So whose bussy gets ate?
>>151157647that shit looks like that one comic throw but irl lmao
sinners was good but it was basically from dusk till dawn ghetto version and you could literally skip the first 45 minutes and not miss anything important
>>151157840I stream it
>>151157878you're mom's
>>151157918how many subscribers do you get illegally streaming it for a 5 dollar buy in fee each month?
>>151157878Who is Patrick Mahomes tied with
>>151157933I don't broadcast it Godell. I swear
>>151157878Chiefs are blowing out the Jaguars who bearly beat a shitty 9ers team
>>151157878Jags are 0-5 against the Mahomes era Chiefs so probably that
>>151157990Eagles and Bills
>>151157352Ppl say this shit every week
New>>151158103>>151158103>>151158103
>>151157905When is the sex scene?
>>151157437Dak is the most hot/cold QB in the league
>>151157561oy vey
>>151152565it mogs 3H but yeah it's still a lower tier FE game>>151153457based Candace Ovens enjoying wife
>>151155917Based
>>151157647KC read that so well. they know he's just going to default to that dumb throw
>>151150504>what song is he singingYohoho and a bottle of rum
