>t20 and women’s cricket No thanks m8, Sheffield Shield for me.
Reminder
YFO
>2025huh? it's been done for over 20 years (t20 isn't cricket)
Mick Jagger more like Drip Swagger
windiebros...
should have added Sri Lanka as part of your trip bard. meant to be really goodcould have seen the kino fort at the galle cricket ground as well. opportunity lost
>>151150962New Zealand? More like POO PEELAND
>1 wog god vs the entire nation of poopeelandwho wins?
>>151151001It was in the original itinerary ambition but impossible to work in along with the other destinations in a humble 5 weeks away from toilUltimately south India (where we needed to fly back from anyway) won that battle, as it's meant to be quite similar to the sort of landscapes you'd get in Sri LankaIn an ideal world I'd have fitted it in, for sure
>It's up>>151151024
>aus when a brown gets some wickets for them in an irrelevant t20 game HOLY FUCK I LOVE BROWN PEOPLE LADS OPEN UP THE BORDERS IM ACTUALLY HALF ABO
redditsham enters the arena
neesham, more like woosham cause he cant hit the ball lol
more like neetsham because he's not in employment, education or tests
NZ never win at cricketdon't know why they still bother
what exactly does zampa do again?
not sure abbott has that killer instinct any more
my thai gf is in laos atmthinking of travelling there honestlylooks pretty based assuming you don't try the local vodka
RIGGED
be a shame if the rain were to return...
>>151150920Disastrous performance yet again. The second Test will be no different.
Neesham? more like gottem
>>151151157doesnt help they lost both josephs before the series but yeah theyre shiteglimmers of potential thoughthey need some good batspersons desperately, maybe tangerine chanderpaul will step up
India, that is Gujarat.
>>151151173Yes, having neither Shamar nor Alzarri knackers them massively bowling-wise. They still would have been hammered.
>>151151138You should go, it's very nice thereBeautiful scenery, friendly locals, lots of funIf you have a decent stomach then the local vodka is just fine
will 150?
getting wogged here
still doing fire worship pagan dances mad stuff
nice poolapse here you shittersget ross taylor on the phone
>>151151213yea looks a lot better than thailand honestlythe french colonizing asia did have some benefits
>>151151236dan vettoris at the ground
Meanwhile, cucktians...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVJmU3uChPgWhat a disgusting cult
laos would have been more fun 10 or 15 years ago when you could get free acid and other drugs and go drown in the river rapids
>How can we appeal to more millenials?
If Maoris have such a special relationship to their homeland then why do fukken half of them live in Sydney?
>>151151241What sort of thing are you after?Vang Vieng had a very crazy hedonistic reputation about 15 years ago with hard drugs openly sold in every bar, but the government clamped down on that a bit now, so it's pretty similar to any Thai party place now reallyAnd I noticed it's growing other forms of tourism too, with lots of older tourists and non-drinkers coming for the scenery and adventure sports and stuff like thatLuang Prabang is very nice for a cultural visit and not hedonistic at all, sort of place you'd happily take mumberg to, to delight in the Buddhist temples and French colonial influence
Bought a bottle of gin because reading Oliver Twist gave me a craving for it.
>>151151267looks like a police officer or postman in some bong claymation show
mad how bard met his gf in SEA and even brought her over to Worcs but is instead going on his next holiday with one other bloke. makes you think even
new zealand just broke the record for the lowest score ever by a t20 team batting first at bay oval
wtf Abbott has only played 88 FC games? feels like this lads been around ages. Doesn't the death of PH feel like 15 years ago
>>151151283Not quite where I met herAdmittedly the proto wasn't too happy with me choosing to use every day of my annual leave to go to India with my mate instead of visiting herMight have to do a big holiday with her next year to make up for it, but whenever women are involved the cost of these things tends to quadruple because they refuse to put up with the slightest hardship
>>151151296cricket australia has a chip on their shoulder when it comes to murderers
Holy fuck since when are t20is so fucking boring or is it just because we playing soulless hobbit people
>>151151315its literally impossible to tell a good story in 20 oversnot sure what youre expecting
thoughts on are Ash joining bbl with Thundha, fellas¿https://youtu.be/nsLVeV7nu14
>>151151269just want something more authentic thailand is full of jews, indians, russians and seedy old fucksits why I preferred vietnam. even though the people are less nice, the general vibe of the country is better laos looks more like vietnam and thailand a few decades ago. more rugged and authentic but still chill
>>151151315there's about 3 variations to a t20 gameif you've seen those you've seen them all
delaying for rain
whos winning?
>mfw peewee outfields are made of playdough
>>151151337I think you'd definitely start to get that in Luang Prabang, and then even more so pretty much anywhere else in the country except Vang ViengI met a few people who had done homestays in the hills / mountains to the north of Luang Prabang and they loved it
oblivious jeet dad in the crowd nearly let his daughter get brained by that head six
Matt Henshit
wicket looms
death of cricket in NZ looms
woah
>>151151392psychic
New Zealand have a mental block against Aus and always shit the bed against themonly time I've not seen this happen was when they had Shane Bond in the team
grim stats for head
lads, youve got 40mins to knock this off
>>151150947This
>>151151408ktim
Absolute redditor of a groundsman
Criminal that Shane Bond only played 18 TestsThe New Zealand selection committee have a LOT to answer for
KEK
Learning a lot about turf repair tonight
DARSH
>peewee jeets in charge of crowd catches
Bison needs to play in the AshesThe Australian selection committee have a LOT to answer for
fugg that cunt got cracked
going to watch a t20 is dangerous desu
BROKEN FUCKEN EYE
If you go to a t20 you deserve to get knocked the fuck out
looks like he came up short
>zamps writhing in pain when it clips his finger>random jeet cops one flush on the eyebrow
>>151151440He was chronically injured
>>151151465might even be the same cunt that nearly killed his daughter earlier
>>151151474Just needs an arm round his shoulder and a bit of friendly encouragement and he'll stop pretending to be injuredSports psych 101
>>151151480or a cheeky finger up the bum haha
why are australians exclusively targeting jeets in the crowd?
>>151151483Because we only have jeets in our crowds
BISONISON
he grounded that
poolapse looms
*upvotes a wicket*
how did redditsham get 4 wickets
lmao imagine making a redditor look like one of the elitest cricketers ever
>4/6 to completely turn a game you're getting btfo in on its headreddit won
ausbros wtf is going on here
they took the call
>protoLmaooo
>>151151712they look happy :)
Ok rugby time bye bye T20 slop!
>run a ballausbros got this
>>151151728Proto-sapian
>Another jeet drop ngmi
darsh finna win this himself
Is Bison the only decent cricketsman in Australia?
>>151151787At pee-20? Maybe. I doubt anyone cares.
Hahaha dumb Indian
they pull sodhi out of the crowd or somethin?
>Another jeet drop Scammed
Worcestershire's Jacob Duffy winning this one single-handedly, I see
and thats what you get for not taking a single off the drop catch, fucking mong
Trail run loomsMight have to do a 30km today
darsh century and nobody else does anything
Lmao at peewee cucjs
>proto-monkeyKek mentally disintegrated by >>151151712
the redditors crying :(
BIGISON
marsh MOTM i reckon
Paki shits or sheepshagger shitsNot sure which minnow is more pathetic in their utterly one-sided "rivalries"
fritz conroy clear MOTM
>>151151908Lol we stopped hashtagging shit like a decade ago. Somebody tell the Indis
>>151151483>>151151579>>151151693>>151151787>>151151817>>151151826>>151151860Sorry for beating your team :P
>>151151935#convict
>>151151953kek
annoys me that mutts call their beautiful bison 'buffalo' for some retarded reason. no doubt due to them being fat and stupid.
>>151151953Glad they ship us off that cousin-breeding shithole
based bison single handedly defeating the entire peewee peem
>bisonbased mitch brown's father
>>151151969bison bison bison bison bison bison bison bison
can't wait for the real cricket to start (bbl)
>>151152043my scorchies
Alright put Mitchell 'Bison' Marsh in the ashes squad
>>151152100Marsh, Green and Webster all in the side at once would be pretty funny to see
>>151151975guarantee that if any ausgaylian you pick at random was offered a free ticket to live in England they'd take it no questions askedimagine being in that remote desert and having no culture, inventions, comedy, snow etc (could go on but it's a really long list)
>>151152148we invented Atlassian
>>151152148>ahhh please come back to england!
Currently not watching the women's world cup
>>151152043 >>151152057me¿THUNDA, THUNDA, THUNDA, THUN—THUNDA, TH-TH-THUNDA, THUNDATHUNDA, THUNDA, THUN—THUNDA, TH-TH-THUNDA, THUNDA
Trans-Tasman cricket is a simple game. Twenty-two men hit and throw a ball for hours/days and at the end, the Australians always win.
We're in here lads>>151151024
it's actually my heaties
*solves comedy*
wtf. how did NZ lose THAT?when I checked the score they were redditing their way to an almost certain victory
so bard flunked out in south america but then went and picked himself some rando SEA girl online after I embarrassed him going there in person?jesus, what a state
serious allegations itt remain unanswered bard on the ropes
spent the afternoon at the pub. kevin parker was not there today.life in the 6163 is simply electric
who knows what tomorrow holds
here's my blog. nothing happened.life in my blog is electric
anything could happen that what is so electrifying
the fact that nothing did happen is part of that electrification. because something could have happened so easily. wow
every day in the 6163 ends with a "what if?"
banger, miss 20 years ago when half you pricks weren't alivehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SdbaDBp1S_I
I'd send 4-5 serious hooks at your face, unanswered you'd be eating through a straw for decades don't talk to me
hey chatgdp, put this text through a filter so it looks phonetically like a spastic new zealand accent said it.
mate you just got dabbed on by itch darshnot a good time to talk shit
>>151152682>>151152661>>151152653>>151152644>>151152641>>151152617enjoying this cric interlude and ongoing segment on 6163 ngl x
mite finna move to 6163 ngl
>>151151908kekkkkkjjkejj
2 weeks till >we smash New Zealand
[x] doubt
>>151153171you'll be lucky to get 45 overs in across the series
GOTTEM heemed 'im
>>151153171is it just more T20 sloppa?
>>1511532963 t20s 3 odis
shall be watching the ODIs then
6 HEEMIN
finna boutta maek a Costco run lateranyone want owt¿
>>151153403a gallon of mayonnaise
>>151153414k x
/cric/ disco later lads?
is water wet¿
nah, 'sco is for friday nights onlyglammylad is bad at being consistent which is why it's failed every time but one
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAe2faaZ3sYat times in this song her voice reminds me of gwen stefani
https://youtu.be/UgJbPYDVgwM?si=5I_llVDym1XCf5JP
want to see this pta film on imax before it's gone.they keep putting that james cameron smurfs movie at decent hours
TURKBRO :)
>>151153788was thinking the same, but feeling intimidated about sitting still for 3 hours
watch all flicks at x3 me
Paul Thomas Anderson is not a good film maker
so true
i like leo, del toro
>>151152338She is white EuropeanI would never cavort with a woman from a povvo country out of the intense fear that she's only with me for the visa, no matter how adamantly she claims otherwiseSex tourists can delude themselves into thinking that they're suddenly far more attractive abroad than they ever were at home because "British girls just don't really get me", but El Bardo cannot exist under this delusion
hopefully he's got with a nice Belarussian lass
what are gypsys like?
>>151154898untrustworthy you can't leave shit like belongings near them if they are around they'll snatch that shit they're whole ecosystem to live in is doing small crimes like that preying on tourists or upright citizen's only staying until their welcome has run out and then moving onto the next town.
>>151154868Whilst I do have an unfortunate weakness for the charms of eastern European WHORES*, I'm afraid they largely fail the "can't be from a country poorer than me" test However if the respective trajectories of the UK and Poland follow their current courses, I could shack up with a nice Polish girl in a year or two* Haven't actually seen many attractive Belarusian women now I come to think of it, same with Hungarian. However there might be exceptions
>>151155103I think some of the other southern neighbours of Poland are following suit with their staunch conservative stance right?Maybe I dreamed it
>I could shack up with a nice Polish girl in a year or twowhy is this your attitude when you're in a relationship?
RIght 45 minutes then i'm off to shop for beer 1.5 hours and i'll be getting on it
>>151155127Whilst I'm fully in favour of those eastern European conservative attitudes, I don't think that's the reason for any recent economic successes desuMore to do with EU membership bringing them a nice comfy flow of money from the west>>151155153We're not literally married ffsHave to keep them on their toes with the possibility that you could leave at any moment
>>151155326>1.5 hours and i'll be getting on itgot a guy lined up already? what time is it in bongland?
>>151154868Dasha is taken
Should I marry my Thai gf? Let’s me stay there long term low key not a bad idea given current western rental rates
>>151154769So she’s an eastern euro gold digger lmao. Bard youre an absolute mark mate. Just a failure of a species. Every time you talk it’s a lesson in how not to live your life
>>151156705shut up pee wee bard is gainfully employed and part of the furniture in the beurocratic system he will be getting his harry potter house and an audi a5 with his hill tribe wife
>>151156705See >>151155103>>151156732I appreciate the support even if I don't quite gold the same aspirations for my future
>goldlmaooo. here's your freelance proofreader bro
In my defence, g and h are next to one another on the keyboardAnd nobody pays me $65p/h to make sure I get my posts on /cricket/ rightAnd I haven't really done proofreading for years anyway (more of a developmental editor desu)
Can't wait for all my friends in /afl/ to come here and shew all you faggots off. Scram little bitches.
oh no not the 2 /afl/ posters from the general even more pathetic than >us, so much so that they have to constantly shill their new threads in here
TRVTH NVKE
gottem scuttling already lol GET UNDER THE FRIDGE BRITROACH!!!
>>151153414avocado oil based mayo k fella¿
watching rocknrolla>>151153904what's shakin bacon>>151154031>>151154111magnolia & twbb are good films. yeah the rest is mediocre.
https://youtu.be/ky9Ro9pP2gc
>>151159741>twbbmeant tgsnt etlb totw olympia
>>151160190haven't seen you in a while micklad. how are you goin
>>151156705Done him
https://youtu.be/HqlIRJcyZlE?si=WZUULcdwZON--HiY
https://youtu.be/CAyWN9ba9J8?si=1hcuG1pQIjFDQHL5
enjoyed listening to heavy metal but I don't think I liked it.I'm not really into those half singing half talking baritone wankers like nick cave or leonard cohen either
nick cave is good tho
>>151162712https://youtu.be/bpqvQ-o44RI
>>151163338based tvrkbrozachy btfo once again
i've just absolutely done /hoc/ lads
kept checking here for that disco thing but no one showed up. good night ladshttps://youtu.be/DYeIiW6Z5OU
right then lads, time to start the disco, here we goooooooooo
>>151160446i don't want to turk about it but it's an interesting damascussion iykwim haha
>>151165198LGTSS turkbrohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uVvoXnJ_DDg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gp21F4fimkc
micksperg was never the same since THAT webm
no but steven webmay
still can't believe bill is dead fuck i hate this world https://youtu.be/vAXHAjFAc7c?si=H9OcOK2duRYcRN1j
>>151166401he even put bill in his video
everyone loved my arrow posts
been farting all morningmeant to go for a run but the farts have me thinking that's a bad idea
those farts are still better micks than micksperg has ever managed lol
>>151169031might help propel you to a personal best
some guy scored 300 in a 50 over game in Sydneys prem cricket comp
>>151169899harjas singh. the future face of australian cricket
>>151169146bell street maccas in 15 minutes champ iykwim haha
beer at 8am quite a nice way to start a sunday it turns out. should not have fallen for the reddit memes
sounds like the perfect sunday if you're a fat alco
2.5 weeks' worthhmm allegations might have some weight. not fat though actually quite fit
trick is to drink those japanese sugar free vodka mixes. like 300kj 1.5 standards
small dick /cric/big cock /hoc/
>>151174985no... NO!!
>>151173860got like $60 yesterday, and that was just the cans.got a nice pork belly (and many other things) with it that I shall use to make Japanese style simmered pork
from where youd rather be
how's the swing
pretty good honestly - cracking driver todayleaving putts short tho
>>151183693?
watching survivor season 4 episode 7
nature is healing
>>151159006sorry fella was asleepthats fine though
Be's the best cricketer ...in the world
the world of what? wet and smelly farts?
certain man been keeping a low profile this weekend. noticed he's not posted much
rip fintan
Rastapopoulos finally nicked that belgian twink
>>151186997bullied out by me and the creation of the toothpick arms 'micksurprised it took off desu
comfy rain: ontiki cocktail: pouredpublic holiday tomorrow: confirmedyep
why does the peewee seethe about bard so much
>Insects have now officially stopped play while this fumigation takes place. Fitting that India v Pakistan has ended up as a joke match
Fitting that englund ended up as a joke country
Some real qts in the Pakistan team
>>151190505me walking out after desecrating the work toilets
mad how much a mij mustang bass costs the working ma
just buy a rickenbacker, you know it's the only choice
next pay cheque
bizaare ibanez discontinued the sound gear basses, they were cheap, and looked good
imo ibanez never made one good looking guitarlike many yamahas like all fenders like rickenbackers ambivalent to the rest
don't need to see your video game
>>151191063what is this? palworld?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ddnLr8jWNeY
>>151190529kek great pic
>>151190976have desired an iceman forever, but would put fat cat p90s in it
>p90sbased arms trader iykwim haha
>>151190529>seething within a minutekek oversensitive tit
>>151190976that's an expensive piano
>>151190167probably a zachy vpn
>>151192226take your meds you neek, ol bum sniffer of bard
methinks the alchy doth protest too muchdefinitely a zachy vpn
>>>/ck/21639116
>>151193398t.6 pull-ups max
ol toothpicky's complete list of '''''retorts'''''>bingo wings>the chase>6 pull ups max>you're wrong>not a bedsit
seething
seething is a town champ
town champ of what?
love the way climbing gym Sen in Donedon has basically zero slab whatsoever, and the slab section presents itself as a mere warm-up areavery good business model- inspiring
town champ of meth mostly and oswald mosely
>he [Danish Kaneria] posted on Saturday: “Pakistan may be my Janmabhoomi (birthplace), but Bharat, the land of my ancestors, is my Matrubhumi (motherland). For me, Bharat is like a temple.
Geese- Cobra is a very pretty song
>>151194880big fan of his googlies
no good Japanese ramen in yorkOnly good Chinese ramen
Rate this on wall sesh Didn't even feel cooked afterwards so I'm obviously not pushing myself here
>>151194965Big fan of your work last night
seen zachy slowly redpill himself on london over the last few monthsvery good character development- inspiring
>>151195591>workmeant wank iykwim haha
>the app is literally called griptonitelmao and when is your next grindr meetup with the r/bouldering lads mate?
put it to rest for 6 months, literally nobody gives a fuck about either of you
>griptoniteif i go crazy then will you still call me abdomen iykwim haha
my God bishopthorpe road, York is tarq as fuck bet it weren't like that 30 years ago
https://youtu.be/9PnXcP8ZI7M
>>151186577ooof.. didn't get it :((will remember next tiem fella x>>151188143alri tintinla x
https://www.nytimes.com/2024/01/13/books/molly-roden-winter-more-book-open-marriage.htmlDam
>>151191579keKkk queem QUEEM haaa x
>talking to his pozzie proxy againgrire
grire deez nuts fella eyequeem hahaaa
just played some nice chess won 3/3might quit while I am ahead tonight
this is NOT okay
lmao, bit on the nose you could say
>DIVIDE AND CONQ-ACK!
guess now that bard is top shagger of /cric/ and certain man is (vol) celibate he IS in fact enough of a virgin to get good at chess KEK
>>151198590protect yourself at all times
Insane how based bouldering is A hobby for lifeI don't care how reddit it is it's the most fun I will ever have sober >>151198713>Believing his larp
a v4 pb for life
>>151199110>>151195201
sinking a ghost ship
>v4-v6brb just doing a 10-100m sprint lmao
yeah I was farming a bit but that was kind of the point hit that at a canter, I know I have higher grades in me
lmao zachy has already gone through both the denial and anger stages of bard being revealed as the top shagger in /cric/. just got the bargaining, depression, and acceptance stages to go now
ol bum sniffer of bard unironically believes his neek boyfriend has a girlfriend lmao
>>151198478would shag them all
You can make the cobras danceBut not me, yeah
>i-it's a larpkek remember when he had a mental breakdown and pretended bard's infamous freethinker post literally didn't exist?that might have been rock bottom
bard is a narcissistic neek with toothpick arms
feels good to know bard will never be as good at bouldering as me
>that might have been rock bottomno, but I think that's this neek's bouldering pb lol
there is no way this dude isn't autistic https://youtu.be/Xee_2r-5L2U?si=8C_PjJuVW6wuW-DI
>>151202177at this point I am vastly better at climbing than you are
so retarded how early before the event you have to buy gig tickets for anyone half decentWhat's even the point of a gig anyway Cameron winter basically sold out everywhere for the next year
https://www.reddit.com/r/Damnthatsinteresting/s/XhXXNUnp1q
of course Cameron winter is sold out in Manchester
>Cameron Winterah yes, the new era of cric ironic posting replacing hits such as>pavement>bouldering>maharishi raincoatsetc etc etc
yfo you fat neek
bloody hell, when even sebbo calls you out for being a repetitive and boring blogposter, it's surely a sign that you've maybe gone a bit too far
sebshit is still more annoying tbfat least I bullied zachy into only posting on Fri-Sun
brb 'ooin some chores 'round the 'ol farm x
>>151204341meds on you deluded The Chase addict fat neek with bingo wings
>bloody hell, when even sebbo calls you out for being a repetitive and boring blogposter, it's surely a sign that you've maybe gone a bit too far
he's seething this evewhat losing the protag and top shagger of /cric/ titles to your nemesis does to a mf
>the chasefor me it's pointless
>>151202202>this dudemeant anyone vaxed iykwim haha
it...looms
Think a certain man is getting increasingly deranged and a bit obsessed with meWouldn't refer to myself as a top shagger thougheverStill infrequent due to the cruel tyranny of distance
Bards boyfriend been acting particularly strange today Never come across a man more in need of a hobby
>>151206243>This guy is obsessed with me everyone quintessential narcissistic post
>>151206243>Wouldn't refer to myself as a topcrisp bottom fag
>>151205410Sunday isn't even a day off You have literally one day off a week It's barbaric
Did 16 hours of freelance toil across the weekend, after two consecutive 10 hour days of civil service toil on Thursday and FridayI just love toil (by which I mean money)
>Sikh bro: you gotta be the man now the other 3 are playing too flat (to me coming out my stint in goal at 2-5 down)>Gujarati bro (opposing team): stop fucking running man!>Essex bro (opposing team): you're fucking everywhere manBack from my on pitch sesh. 1G + 5A and ran the game in a come from behind 11-8 win>2-1 up>go in goal >2-5 down>go back out>win 11-8Just too good, too much heart, too much running /cric/ shitters could never. Had two skillzy gora lefties and two actual Sikh bros so played deeper in my preferred role and set them up, shut down the opposition and ran the game. Love it.
Never met a south Asian who was even remotely decent at football, this is another major flaw (one of many) in a certain man's personaThere was an Indian fella in my side at Loogabarooga who thought he was the dog's bollocks and played in an ok team over there apparently but he was basically just Worcestershire pub team level, and would probably have got bullied off the pitch if he tried playing there (would have no doubt been racially abused by some Tommy Robinson supporting painter decorator from Droitwitch before getting a two-footer to the knee from some coked up mechanic from Redditch)
One of the reasons I haven't gone back to playing football even though I always used to enjoy it, and would no doubt enjoy being part of a team againJust a really unpleasant class of people who play, in comparison to the more genteel folk of cricketing
Ok this is just weird
>Back from my on pitch sesh.>at 21:00
>>151206874>>151207065>>151207156boring wanker
A little extra on my goal, it deserves to be described>keeper rolls it out to me>cut inside and roll it to the skillzy gora centre>pass backs to me running up and he spins oit wide right>first time perfect weighted pass bacl to him>he holds it up and cuts it back to me running in>first time finish through the defender's legs into the far bottom cornerLiteral pro finish 'Arry Kane would've clapped>south asian*Indian Continental. Unlike "europe" which is just the limp western penninsula of Asia, India is it's own continental plate.But let's be clear about this, i'd meg you and any other /cric/ shitter into oblivion on pitch. You all scurried away when challenged to a kickabout.
listening to shady nasty
>>151207631that description didn't really do much for my imaginationim not really sure how to visualise what youve written heret. footballer that would meg you 15 times over
Have also never met an Australian fella who was good at footy, admittedlyHave played against numerous good Australian cricketsmen thoughever
>>151207737ERA
This time next week I'll be working my way through several continental plates of curry in DelhiBit mad to think that, really
delhi is a shithole I wouldn't spend more than a couple of days there but I guess you're a slave to your itinerary
Why is this hellishly boring toothpick armed neek talking about football only come across one bigger neek than Henry ZeffmanAnd that's bard
>>151207855Why is that mad India is as reddit as it gets Thrilled I won't be in India next week personally
>>151198590>checking his pulse lmao
Can't beat k-leather on feet - nips just understand shoes on a level beyond our comprehension (notice the shoes Grosso is wearing >>151207839)
>>151207948My itinerary recognises that Delhi is a shithole and therefore only recommends staying there for a couple of days (including one day watching Test cricket)Absolutely ABSURD of you to think this hasn't been recognised in the itinerary planning already>>151208015As I sit in my cold dark damp bedsit in England it just doesn't feel like one short week from now I'll be on the bustling streets of Delhi, making my way through several continent plates of tikka masala
why is britjeet (zachy) copying bard's gimmick of blogging match reportstry being a bit more original mate
>>151198590forgot this video existed Good content tbf
>>151207277only the first one of those was boring desuthe second one was actually even a bit funny with the painter decorator line
I will eat a kangaroo burger in honour of my footballing abilities and the nip's understanding of making the perfect shoe
>>151208137At least my reports are cricketing relatedAll of /cricket/ was rooting for me to overturn my poor run of form for the 1sThere were celebrations from Kathmandu to Melbourne as I carried my bat with a triumphant 67* on the final day of the season and finished with an average of 80 for the 2s
>>151208220no it wasn't bnob you weird freak
>>151208015basedgrim part of the world and I can only wish bard luck as I delight in not being in his place
personally wouldn't describe constant noise, the smell of shit and air pollution so bad it makes your eyes water as bustling
India is objectively quite reddit tbfchina would have been the thinking man's choice
>>151207210Spackys dad (not his real one obviously kek)
>>151208290I don't think any of those are at odds with the place being bustling desuBustling doesn't necessarily mean good
india is just slopI can sense another cope blogpost when he gets back after getting harrassed by 40 scammers at the airport
people only describe india like bard does before they've been. Never hear them talk about it like that after they've actually visited the place kek
kek england doesnt have a public holiday on Monday back to toil you go lil bros
oh my God I literally don't care about some boring neek going to redditiaBye
bard does post cope blogs when he's clearly wrong yeahseen it on all his holidayseven if he's shitting and pissing all over his jeet hotel he'll claim to be having a great time the same way he tried to spin his £12 '''''ayahuasca retreat''''' with some californian yoga guy into a life changing experience
>>151208517Have a free airport pickup from my hotelBut apparently I have to pay 500 rupees for the parking chargeFeel like I've been scammed before I even get there>>151208558Wonder if you've actually ever talked to anybody who's been to India except through 4chanOut in the real world, everybody I know who's visited says it's crazy and overwhelming but a great place to visitI'll see for myself, I guess>>151208594If that's all it took to get you to leave /cric/ I'd have booked a ticket to Delhi years ago desu
>>151208745Absolutely no idea where you've got "California yoga guy" fromA guy like that would have almost certainly paid the big bucks for a proper retreat, instead of paying $90 (I think) like I didMine was a private experience with just me and a "shaman" (in jeans and a t-shirt, who had also been my zipline instructor earlier that day, delivering the ayahuasca from a re-used coke bottle)
>>151208594based protag removing this toothpick armed neek for all of us. lmao don't let the door hit you on the way out you poll rigging freak
Always have good bants with the bro from Essex. Gave him some stick for coming in his "wolf runner" shirt. He is a tank mind you good to have tussles with himBit mental to think an unassuming brown /strongmind/ mogs all of /cric/ on pitch, on court and on the six strings (exception granted to the pozzie vocaroo lad)*whistles Soul Limbo*
>>151208015>India is as reddit as it getsmeant 4chan as they're both botted to high hell ty moot and hiroshimoot
>Mine was a private experience with just me and a "shaman" (in jeans and a t-shirt, who had also been my zipline instructor earlier that day, delivering the ayahuasca from a re-used coke bottle)this sounds EXTREMELY gay. wtf am I reading the script for Brokeback Mountain 2?
>>151208761most people are intellectually dishonest when describing Indiathey all say empty shit like "its a very very rough place but a beautiful country" since they feel the need to still pretend like all cultures are equal, but you push them further and they cant really tell you how its beautiful just spout some nonsense about the spirit of the country
might become the first poster to go to china then post on /cric/ with their flag and say I'm a left-arm wrist spinner, might not
>>151208761spent 5 weeks in india champ
>might give some left arm wristiesalright fag
*sounds of convict screeching*It is what it is
>>151209122unlucky mate
>we did a benchod train and a train bridge thing 102 years after the british made oursthey unironically celebrate this as a groundbreaking accomplishment lmao
>>151209150anyone know which country currently holds the ashes
>>151209248>theyyeah the jeets didnow fuck off or we'll go all 1854 on you again cunt
Tbqf the arch is still smaller than bnob's arsehole after his dad's finished diddling him
>>151209265>rabbit in the headlights pozzie "top" 3 vs back to full fitness Jofra ArcherIt's coming home (to Barbados)
>>151208867you and your unbelievably boring narcissistic neek boyfriend rigged the poll, and still lost, ol' bingo wings
>>151208947As far as I know, no homosexual activity occurredI was under the experience of a powerful hallucinogen so I can't say for sure, but I didn't really go deep enough (if you'll pardon the pun) to become completely unaware of myselfDon't think the indigenous fellas go in for all that homosexual stuff desu, probably verboten in their culture>>151208951I get what you mean and don't entirely disagreeBut I still think it remains possible that beauty could be found within: (a) nature, (b) architecture, and (c) the general spirit of human kindness and decencyObviously the cities are largely dirty and shit, but that doesn't mean the whole country is necessarily a write-off>>151209122Why did you do that if you had such a dim view of it you silly sod
wtf Australia is about 2.4x bigger than IndiaThat is BIG
you don't sound intelligent, funny, or interesting you sound like a dumb twat
>>151209834most of australia is uninhabited because its covered in snow
post the full itinerary then lad
>>151209948They just don't teach us this in schools
*checks the highest "mountains" in pozztralia and englund and compares to the peaks of Bharat*kekKekKEK
Imagine being really proud of yourself because you went for a long run Need bard locked up for good
would rather have no hobby than have my hobby be the crossfit of gen zzachy the phoneposting mong is spiritually a zoomer
>>151210019thats something to be proud of tho?
>>151209997Current plan is to spend the first 10-11 days doing normal golden triangle bullshit in Delhi/Jaipur/Agra, throwing in a Test match and tiger safari for good measure. Then off to Varanasi for Diwali before heading into Nepal. Another 12 days or so there doing some trekking in the mountains, before flying down to Chennai and driving a tuk-tuk across Tamil Nadu and Kerala before flying home again.
>>151208898funny how one good 'roo makes me a legend and wipes memories of all the trash 'roos i posted before it
dont touch the marijuana thickshakes in varanasi, opium chocolate is much safer, wont give you a stomach ache
>>151210121>tiger safarihello reddìt
>>151210258Don't think I'll get involved in any of that nonsense desu, not really that sort of trip. Then again, friend I'm going with has been known to dabble in those sorts of substances, so I wouldn't necessarily rule it out completely
It's a pretty "school of chinese tourist grandmas" "schedule" but you've done it now. I'm guessing you're heading to TN because your Malay "mate" is of Tamil descent? If i was in Indraprasth (d*lhi) i would look to see if there are music concerts/gigs or visit a local music gurukul (school - which funnily enough is derived from the Sanskrit word gurukul as the first schools and universities were born in Bharat) something that gives an inkling of how to sing in tune
pretty good except the last leg sounds a bit of a grim add-on / time killshould have taken a few days out of Nepal then replaced that shitdia bit with Sri Lanka and flown back from there
>>151210230Ngl you posted one recently that was so terrible (imho) i didn't have the heart to say so after the good one. But i'm just a mere six string strummer
ripping game of baseball on right now fellas
not cricket and not a sportbut more cricket and more of a sport than t20
>>151210470such is the life of an average musicianthank god my football, cricket and golf skills are professional level
>12 days of trekkingoh my days what a neekbruv saw a film where they go up to see a guru with a long white beard after walking for days in the snow and thinks it's real life lmao. not one fun or interesting moment, like going Theatron or something that makes you feel alive. dire
12 days sitting in my flat
bard whats the gameplan for dealing with the shit smell on the streets?
>>151210394I think he's of Keralan descent desu but he doesn't know or care about his Indian culture at all, not the reason we're going there>>151210399You think driving a tuk-tuk ~800km across south India sounds like a time kill?That'll be the craziest part of the trip if we go ahead with it (mate is keen, I'm 50/50)>>151210800Got a very blocked nose at the moment so I reckon I'll be fineIf a spicy curry unplugs the sinuses a bit then I'm admittedly fucked
hope you don't die on an indian road and we get stuck with zachy. didn't dare go onto any main roads when I was driving a scooter around over there. Good luck though.
>>151211053I hope not tooSeems like thousands have done this rickshaw rental gimmick in the past and been fineBut I'm a cautious man by nature and still a bit unsure
>>151191153new digimon game
Who's Rick Shaw?
wonder if zachy really thinks getting bummed in a notorious gay club in bogota is more exciting than bard's adventures taking drugs in the deep dark amazon, climbing the himalayas, and driving a golf cart across crazy indian roads, or if he's just having a giggle and trying to wind him up
If his surname ends in "an" then he's most likely a Tamil - Romesh RanganathAN the Lankan Tamil ricebag refugee for instance. Still a dreadful embarrassment of a coconut>>151210542No matter how average we may (or think we may) be always be safe in the knowledge we're better than the six string faux americana hack. Anyways keep it up fella would be cool to have a jam.Will hopefully be visiting Down Under in the coming years - got some family moving out there to reclaim what rightfully belongs to our proto-Bharatian Abo ancestors
>>151211572It doesn't wind me up desuI fully understand and respect that exploring one's sexuality in the dark sweaty bathroom of the largest gay club in South America is every bit as much an adventure as anything I've done on my holidays >>151211643He's got a Lancastrian surname and a white dad to go along with itLike I say, he doesn't care about his brown heritage at all, born and raised in the UK and had any foreign proclivities bullied out of him in the cruel 99.9% white schools of Herefordshire(in the 2000s, at least, suspect they're a bit overrun now, like the rest of the country)
Out on my trail run on Saturday I had to battle though a crowd of about 50 Muslimahs, think they'd been bussed in from BirminghamEven worse, midweek I was out for a walk in a quiet little spot I know, and I saw a jihadi fella and his missus take out a carpet and start doing one of their prayersCountry is fucked if those types stop thinking that the countryside is racist (which was never remotely true, but served as a useful deterrent)
Giga coconut should be ashamed. Ironic if he's a MalayliAs the high of my on pitch exploits begins to fade and i enjoy some sweet grapes after my victory paneer, daal and pineapple pizza before i attempt the challenge of trying to nod off it's a bit mental to think i was seconds from posting a 2nd voc which would've have given my voice signature to certain /cric/ shitters with malicious intent. Thankfully they shot their dox bullet too early*whistles Soul Limbo*
Pak these nuts in your mouth
all those words to say nothing
>Muslimahs>MusliInadvertent chuckle. That's the problem with aBrahmaics. In Sanatan Dharma there is no concept of "kafir" or "heathen" - because Sanatan Dharma is eternal is existed millenia before these horrid desert cults
indians have a rat temple where they pray to rats
dont mind this geese album
gave it 5-6 spinsit's hardly earth shattering like the critics are saying. this zoomer music is just that badit's no /mu/core let me tell you that
>>151209948this but 80% was burnt down by boongs
it isn't earth shattering but it is goodvery downstream of radiohead dare I say it.
zoomers remain unable to do anything truly interesting in music
cric has an alcoholics taste in music. not a fan of this dive bar drug indie rock. lacks a certain je ne sais quoi
>>151214071strongly agree - theres a core 5-6 people in this genny that have the same narrow taste in music, its all so similar sonically
there's a core group that listen to gay pseud shit that is all so similar sonically but think they are better
>when you copy your mates answers but change them slightly
that one faggot that think every genre of music with a guitar sounds the same
>gay pseud shitgay shit that's pretending it's something else or shit that's pretending it's not gay?
the kind of music that compels anon to post "je ne sais quoi" unironically
of course not, but you guys don't post anything that isn't the tumblr indie rock shit so it does in fact all sound the samestill waiting to hear some nice latin guitar or really anything that is melodic without trying to hide that melody behind layers of distortion
still waiting for you to post a link that isn't audio sedation
just to be clear, I don't mind the tumblr shit - theres definitely some good tracks postedbut we do need to acknowledge the musical diversity is worse than the racial diversity of the lords members lounge
i think we need to acknowledge that men with testosterone prefer fast paced heart pumping music and if you would prefer links to slow depressive shit or computerised slop, try a /cgl/ general
>melodythis meme was debunked
Thats what we've got Drum & Bass forhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wz_OgmkbCXg
here's some real drums and real bass by real musicianshttps://youtu.be/5EHXxnj6mB8
Marnie on a valiant 72 not out right now
>>151215536next to no chance of a result in the matchjust go full lara
Konstas with a valiant 4 (out)
@ sexdoll ladhttps://www.instagram.com/reel/DOTdy1WDJfE/
has konstas gotten a single decent score since the test debut? cunt's cooked
>>151216414hes not completely terrible
>>151216750at least he got a few cennos but at a rough estimate from that, the average for that period has to be 20's or 30's at best
>>151216959marnie stats are similarly poor
mcsweeney, for reference
>>151217176>>151217222it's grim going through the domestic match sheets and looking at individual player recordsi remember henry hunt's name being thrown around years ago as a potential and had a look at his career stats because he just got a hundred to find out he's 28 already and batting average is mid as fuckit seems there will be no guys kicking down the door with averages in the 40's or 50's and we just have to hope to pick batsmen when they hit a purple patch maybe in the twilight of their cricketing career
>>151217428unironically its time for Bancroft to make a comebackwould be funny to have the cheater back for the ashes, good banter
>>151217222this is pretty solidwould take high double digits half the time
sucks that neser is going to age out without a proper run at international level
more reliable than most domestic specialist batsmen these days
Renshaws playing decent
>>151217600Bancroft should have had a 50+ test career for Australia, Warner destroyed his entire life
>scam kuntstas
>>151219171whats annoying is that hes deserved a call up a few times since his ban ended
>>151219287probably has a shit relationship with cummins, starc and hazlewood after saying they all were aware of the ball tampering as well (which was probably true) and the current team selections are all about muh brotherhood muh feelings
>>151219407also pisses me off that no bowler got done for itprobably a lack of evidence but still, they should have walked and not forced the umpires hand
should've told the umps they were just having a giggle and to get over it
>>151219442I sort of get it tbf. smith gets pinged for knowing about it and doing nothing as captain, but the bowlers don't really have as much of a say in things. but at the same time they would have known about it and likely that bancroft was being made to do it. they might not have had the sway to tell warner to stop but you'd like to think one of them might have intervened on bancroft's behalf and tell warner not to involve other people in his cheating. the true situation is likely that they were happy for the ball tampering to go ahead
>>151219553when I was playing in age group rep stuff one of my coaches who had played at a very high level used to say that if you aren't ball tampering then you're just playing the game at a disadvantage because everyone else is
>>151219581unmask an anon seething with moral indignation at the sandpaper scandal and you will find a brown face
yeah I mean the south africans were caught doing it repeatedly at the time, and the pakistanis were widely suspected to have been doing it during their reverse swing golden era. and there's shit like afridi literally just taking a bite out of the ball lmaothe bancroft thing was bad because of how flagrant it was. like sucking on a lolly to make your saliva sticky is one thing but he literally was using a piece of sandpaper lmao. warner is genuinely one of the most retarded men going
>>151219442>suspend your entire national teamlol
watched highlights of that jeet that scored 335 in a 50 over match>100 in 35th over>150 in 37th over>200 in 44th over>250 in 48th over>300 in 50th over (with 3 legal deliveries left)dunno how he scored the last 35 because the video stopped after one more 6bit of a cow corner babby 2bh
>>151220308link?
>>151220340https://youtu.be/bftWi58QSlk
>>151220346fark, didn't realise that he came in around the ~10th over - assumed he must've openedalso just from the sound of the shots you can tell there were so many big big sixes in thereim sold, get him into the ashes squad
>>151220418ridiculous that 100 in the last 10 overs is a good haul in 50 over matches and this lad scored 230ish in the last 15 himself
>>151220459hes a big boy for a 20 year old toounlike pencil armed konstas
>>151220346>335 in a 50-over game>open video>harjas singh - 314 runsbased cricket.com.au jeetforce
bulls now with a good shot at the win
Sikh bros build their strength from beating their wives
outwitoutplayoutlast
outdoor
outcaste
>>151213712>zachy needing random pseud strangers on 4chan to give music approval before he can say that he likes itlmao that freethinker post had him down to a t
more like zesty b
read a book on the weekend but don't know if i enjoyed it yet because /lit/ hasn't told me if i'm allowed to
>>151220999the funniest was when he said the new sufjan album wasn't that good but then bard said he liked so immediately changed his opinion and claimed it was AOTY lol
sufjan stevens is death cab for cutie without any musical sensibilities
Would like to know when the ashes start
21 Nov
dont like the new sufjan but that is a stupid comparison
>>151221623how about poor man's paul simon?it's essentially a whispering fag over the simplest, most basic instrumentals a hack could ever imagine
did you just listen to carrie and lowell? age of adz is absolutely nothing like that
anything that isn't 4/4 the entire song?
>time signaturesdaniel tier criticism
>pseud can't even back up his shifty music taste and regularly gets btfo
and yes he has plenty off the top of my head:dear mr supercomputerthey also mourn who do not wear blackcome on feel the illinoisholland
>plenty off the top of my head>14 minutes and an ai prompt later
cope in its most simple form
i think you even had to look up what 4/4 wasyour pleb shit is pop music wrapped in a pseud package
>trying to get the last word half an hour later, as if your brown hands aren't in this thread every other moment talking about zachy
cope in a slightly less simple form
>>151222312summation of the sufjan stevens discography
okay that was funny
>labuschange century better keep him in the team for the next three yearsbasically a worse ian bell
george bailey was there as well
>>151221707Your Gold Teeth II
>>151221707Them Bones & Dam That River
my posts aren't for you
>>151223109ever heard about the patriot act champyou are a patriot rightyou do love your country rightif you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear
>Tazmin Brits>Plays for South Africa
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