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sp/ fraud league code: eo7yto

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>45 points
>Guehi, Keane, Anthony, and Haaland (C) to go

>>151166827
Rip to a real one

>>151169481
Hallingz will haul.

Mario Mandzukic

>>151162436
think this is unfair to titus bramble.
for exactly 10 seconds every match he would play like prime Franco Baresi.
those 10 seconds were never consecutive mind

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I'm about to HAUL

>>151173655
Those 10 seconds are what elevate him above Gakpo for progressive plays.

>>151171583
I am once again asking for the ogre

i think i'm falling apart for this GW so Wildcard will be unleashed soon

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Went to sleep pretty early last night and had a dream that Chelsea won 7:0. I actually woke up excited to see who scored all those goals.

>>151173655
Bramble > virgin van shite unironically
At least Titus could pass a ball

Worst season yet, this came is cooked

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>only returns are from Semen yo, Andersen Defcon and Paqueta Defcon
>4 to play

grim

>>151186266
I will need to average 120 points per week to match my worst season score.

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>28 point red arrow
>4 players left
Surely it will turn green, right?

Sels masterclass, clean sheet, assist & fluke goal coming up now the cunt is benched

>kick salah out
What to do, i'm doing Wildcard and now I have 7.6m on the bank

>>151189398
Yep, Sels with two good saves. Might have known

>cuckbruggen

>Vershitten

Munoz, Ndiaye, Woltemade all wasters

>>151192390
Nice

Guehichads...

sarrchads continue to pick up points
>tfw missed copping him @6.4m last night

>>151192390
>Munoz
Apologise immediately.

verbruggen is pound for pound the worst starting keeper anyone could have picked this season and i picked him

Finally xMunoz pays out

>>151168665
you forgot something you stupid ugly CUNT!

>>151179466
Happens too often to me

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How we doing lads

Take a punt on Woltemade. Immediately disappears in the game.
Wonderful

There are some players I own and sell and own and sell every season, Bruno G, Enzo and Gakpo, but they never do anything when i have them.

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>>151193140
Doing great, thank you for asking.

>>151193376
This weird looking German fraud won't be staying long in my team

Now Munoz will lose his CS points

>>151194264
Get Ndiaye points anyway

>>151192390
Lad, if I send you my team next week can you call them all wasters? Thanks.

Benched Ndiaye for Joao fucking Pedro

>>151194326
Deal

mental how bad a decision keeping grealish over ndiaye was for me

>2 clean sheets wiped in a minute

at least watkins hasn't scored again...

>>151192390
It's absolutely bizarre!

>>151192390
How can one man be this wrong?

>>151194501
I've got points from all of them though

i'm sorry grealingz but if you don't get anything in this last few mins i'm binning you off for the profit i've accrued on you since the start

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>>151192390

>>151194576
Thank you, needed that

>>151194576
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>>151194576
of course he would (sold him this week)

Munoz has fucked it

Benched Grealish for Reminders. This is gonna be terrible. Surely Reindeers gets at least an assist?

>grealingz from 2 points to 10 with one block of a defender's shit clearance
beautiful

>>151194576
thanks lad

>>151194740
>>151194878
you're both very welcome

Lots of reverse-jinxing ITT. Can someone get me a Dubravka goal?

Yeah ok it's another GW where I have lots of points on the bench. Thanks Grealish

horrendous bb but at least i got it out of the way

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>>151195270
Yeah haha

Gone from a 4 point green arrow to a 5 point red arrow in the space of 2 hours

CAM ON HAALAND

ERLINGZ (C)

I see

NEVER IN DOUBT

just gained 2 ranks

Who are the people who still don't own and captain Haaland? Plenty of them down at my rank

Rodri out

It's Reijnders that concerns me. Now Foden's back, I don't think he'll be doing anything worthwhile

>>151196271
a lot of dead teams, he was only ~20% owned in GW1

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after all my woes and being ready to fuck it all off it's finally clicked into place this weekend
reckon i'm near the top of non chip users for the GW in the /sp/ league
a welcome change of form

>>151196504
He's almost scored twice + assist

If you could have any midfield 5 on a wildcard right now with no budget restrictions, except for no Salah, who would you pick?
And would you put Salah in for one of the 5 if you could?

>>151196934
Saka, Fodlingz, Kudus, Semen, Caicedo
No.

>>151196891
The word is almost.

Look at his points: 10, 2, 2, 3, 9, 2,

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Reijnders is a monkey piss drinking waster

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>>151197077
Semen and Kudus yes
Can't decide between Enzo and Caicedo
4 starts in a row for Foden but I'm not sure about rotation risk and he's only given 1 goal so far
Saka might be a good shout at this point. Did anyone watch yesterday, did he look good?
Such a weird season for premium midfielders

>>151197260
Caicedo highest floor, Enzo highest ceiling especially with Palmer out for a while. I think early days floor is better to aim for though.

>bring in Gordon as a big brain move because his stats say he'll start getting points soon and now he's on pens
>Newcastle actually get a pen
>he's not on the pitch for it
I'm losing my fucking mind

>>151197260
saka had one good chance yesterday but hasn't looked that good ever since his injury last year. he did take the pen over gyokeres so more people will buy him now but imo they will surely give gyokeres at least a few pens just so he looks like less of a flop.

>>151192390
To be this wrong is just pure skill.

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>>151197595
Regarding pens. Not much but Saka never had problems giving some to Odegaard so I doubt he'll mind gifting some to Gyokeres to make him feel like he's back in tugão.

Foden has to be the worst attacking player I've ever seen. So wasteful with the ball and isn't even fit to lace the boots of even someone like Doku. Get this fag out of City.

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>>151198065
>isn't even fit to lace the boots of even someone like Doku.

>>151198096
I accept your concession.

When did /fpl/ become so shit

You're telling me Haaland can only score ONCE in 70 minutes against fucking Brentford?

>>151198192
when football fans started giving their uneducated takes in here, most fans are retarded

Lewis coming on would knock 11 points off my mini league rival putting Rice back on the bench
These are the shitters that are rank 5k btw

>>151198192
It's one single schizo shitting up the thread with a VPN. Every thread there's a new flag that never showed up once in the years of /fpl/.

>>151198192
90% of it is 190. The rest is just that everyone's FPL teams are doing dogshit and nobody has any idea what to do. Nobody actually discusses the game or strategies or anything like that. It's just where people scream when things go against them.

69 points. Not horrific I guess, but my Sunderland play didn't pan out but they should be good against Wolves at home

69 points for me. Firmly 1st place in my mini league. Haalandlets suffer again.

how did gyokeres go up in price when he's playing like a geriatric?

why exactly is haaland not on 3bps

>>151198192
I'm just changing players on my own judgement to try and defeat the cartel & template assholes.
Take risk and fuck it desu

>>151199366
If you don't have at least 8 differentials then don't speak to me.

>>151198391
>>151198457
Holy schizo, go back to /epl/ and shill Eze over there

Sarrrrrrr

2 weeks to try to solve all my problems. call me arne slot.

Champions of Dengland, you'll never sing that

Don't fall for the Gvardiol trap

>>151199610
Yes City will ;)

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So close to greatness

>>151199668
I kneel

>>151199668
Damn

dan burn on my bench :(

Another bollocks challenge coming up: WillNE

“Big Chances Scored” return 6 additional points. One Player per Club.

wtf?

>>151200473
do you ever stop fucking crying

>>151199668
I had the two highest scoring players of the week and a gameweek rank of 5 million

>>151201423
I had Kudus, Semenyo, Munoz and Captain Haaland and still didn't hit 70 points lol. Ended the week on the sex number. Benched Grealish and played Reijnders, which was a massive mistake.

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my original plan was joão pedro > woltemade and grealish > saka but i only had one FT, went with the right choice for once
might get rid of reindeer next, was planning on taking out gudmundsson but
>leeds has burnley and west ham up next
>city just lost rodri

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>>151201072

I'm thinking I'm having a miserable season, but considering that I felled for Watkins, Sanchez, Salah, Gyökeres and Evanilson, my 2M rank is reasonable. Now that most of the frauds are gone, i'll just wait for AFCON transfers for a semi WC to perfect the team.

salah is going to feast next game. triple captain GUARANTEEEEEE

>>151201865
Based coper. That is an impressive amount of complete frauds to fit in one team. Second half of the season will be yours finbro.

I'm also JUSTed at like 1.2 mil. It all just keeps going wrong. This is Jaidon Anthony's xGI for the season. The second I field him he gets 0.01 xGI lmao what is this, against the worst Villa side of all time after hauling vs City.

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>>151202106
the xGI stats in question

>>151202045
He's still top in the top 7 for midfielder median points, which is mental considering how poor he's been. The issue is just his price, really.

>>151202106
>>151202158
And he's still a top 3 midfield option lol

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Thank you based Munoz.

>>151194360
Same lol fuck jp

>>151205267
danish anon was going on about xGI so I looked up JP's
0.09 over the last 3 games

>>151205836
Pedro genuinely has to be the biggest fraud ever to feature in fpl. I make the most horrendous decisions every season without fail, but even I couldn't justify him.

>>151205836
Ask the Portuguese fag when it comes to xGI

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If it wasn't for fucking VILLA retards playing SHIT I would have broke 100 points easily.
Still, good week for me. Need to get rid of Watkins next week.

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volumes

Rice has to be the worst midfielder in the league, absolute overrated dross that does absolutely nothing all game long. He can't score, can't assist, can't defend, can't pass. He's like Gerrard but for Arselel.

>>151210210
literally scored yesterday and 3 assists already but crack on

>>151210250
>Rice is good because he gets lucky deflections
You've got to be shitting me.

>>151210361
Oh no it's another retard that doesn't know football like that britcuck

>>151210435
Kill yourself 190.

anyone else top 5 million overall?

mbeumobros....its happened...only a dinner...not a feast...alas....the manchister caliphate is behind us now....

I picked the wrong week to sell Van Hecke.

>you retards don't know football
>Yeah so anyway, I've had Mbeumo for 7 weeks...
kek

No one that uses this thread still has mbongo

>>151210210
>He's like Gerrard but for Arselel.
Okay zoomer I know we like to meme on Gerrard here but in his pomp he was a much, much better player than Rice who singlehandedly kept Liverpool from turning into current day United. He could do everything to a very high standard.

>>151212901
You can't explain these things to zoomers lad. The memes have already spoken.

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Is Semenyo good despite him not having amazing xG/xA?

>>151212566
I do :)

>>151217123
mbeumobro....inshallah....

mbeumboooo.....

Buying woltermade:
Fulham
West ham
Brentford

>>151212901
>>151213062
Gerrard's a one trick pony. All he could do is shoot from range and end up losing the ball. Cry about it grandpa.

>>151225211
I really never expected you to be a literal teenager. I figured you were a retarded boomer at the very least.

>>151225539
>retarded boomer
So like most of Liverpool's low IQ fanbase then? I'm not a teenager but enjoy your gay fantasies I guess.

>someone mentions a teenage male
>SOUNDS LIKE A SEXUAL FANTASY TO ME
Somehow both a zoomer and a nonce at the same time. That's almost impressive.

>still posting his gay fantasies in an FPL thread
Grimola. Liverpool fans really are deluded homosexuals, "la". Can't deny that Gerrard was a flop of a player just like Rice.

>>151223314
Woltemessi > Pissak

does he not realise that saying that when he hears "teenage male" he thinks "gay sexual fantasy" is an admission of homosexuality and noncery from himself?

Jesus, this fag is still stinking up the thread with his homosexual fantasy. Please go back, you uneducated chav. This is /FPL/

>33 weeks of Eze xG worship
>turns out he's a gay nonce 22 year old
kek this lad's humiliation has been so hard to watch

Calling Gerrard the fraud that he is really broke that rentboys brain. Moving on, Rice is gash and has been extremely lucky with his points this season

>15 second response time
oh my days

Is he talking about his boyfriend when he mentions a gay nonce 22 year old? What a freak posting his homoerotic novels in here, keep this shit in your gay gamethreads you flaming homo. Gerrard is a flop, now go cry.

>>151217355
I believe brother

>writing out more paedophile homo fantasies
>in 22 seconds
kek. can you imagine how aggressively at the forefront of his mind those nonce fantasies must be for him to get them out in under 25 seconds?

>>151216822
He's only good if you want guaranteed points every week

>enters thread
>immediately talks about teenage boys
Are all chavs paedophiles? Or just the fake Scouse ones?

>>151225790
Mashallah....we shall feast....

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the famously bad FPL pick Steven Gerrard (as described by a portuguese homosexual paedophile who believed Eze was the number 1 player to pick for all of last season based purely on xG numbers)

>Gerrard is good because he gets points in a fantasy game
What an absolute gimp mindset hahahah. Well then I guess that settles the Lampard and Gerrard debate.

>posting a player's FPL points in an FPL thread where the quality of a player as a pick is determined by the FPL points they earn in FPL in a conversation I started where I accused an FPL pick of being bad, specifically referencing the FPL events that give FPL points in the FPL game???
>NOOOOO YOU WILL LISTEN TO MY GAY PAEDO FANTASIES INSTEAD!!! XG! XG IS ALL THAT MATTERS! YOU NEED EZE! EZE ABOVE ALL!
kek he is absolutely mindbroken

I wasn't bumping this general from page 10 for this

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sometimes I forget how fucking absurd Salah is. That's from February this year, so obviously his numbers are even higher now. Just mental numbers lol

>someone calls Rice and Gerrard bad
>Paedo immediately starts talking about teenage boys
Sounds like grandpa is a touchy one. But I guess his lack of football knowledge makes sense since he has Alzheimer's

>>151225919
One trick pony, all he does is cut inside.

>>151225914
Just let it die. Come back to it in 2 weeks when there's anything to actually discuss. Give the portuguese nonce time to settle down and hopefully grow out of his homosexual paedophilia and then we can get back to talking about FPL, given he's apparently offended by FPL points being posted in the FPL thread and having a mental breakdown over Liverpool for some bizarre reason.

>>151225813
And I am VERY hungry

>talking about Gerrard and Rice being shit players
>retard brings up fantasy game points
Retarded paedo grandpa couldn't refute the fact that Gerrard is a flop.

>>151225914
It'd help if retards wouldn't give their shit Reddit football takes in this thread and start posting about teenage boys

>>151225947
The mental breakdown reminds me of that freak crying about Gakpo

>WHY IS HE TALKING ABOUT FPL IN THE FPL THREAD HE SHOULD BE TALKING ABOUT GAY SEX WITH CHILDREN LIKE I AM
kek a fullblown schizo breakdown the likes /epl/ would be jealous of

Can you all fuck off.

I wanna flex my FPL league position

>>151226013
Gakpo is shit though. So are MacAllister and Kerkez, absolute frauds. And just like clockwork, the paedo chav is posting about his teenage gay boy fantasies.

Oh boy, /fpl/'s hit that point then huh? That moment that comes for all generals where 'personalities' get invented and people create grudges with these imaginary personalities and bring them up constantly because someone hurt their feelings with a post 6 threads ago. I'm impressed it took as long as it took at least. I'm not entirely surprised it's all the euroflags doing it though.

>He admits to using /epl/
Lmao an actual paedo mongoloid, please log off and join Jota in a ditch.

Yeah being honest about Gerrard really upset someones feelings.

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all this because his liverpool picks in fpl arent performing lol. imagine his dad standing in the doorway watching this schizo breakdown and wondering what he did wrong.

>>151226077
Don't bully my friend Mbeumo pls

>Invents headcanon just like his gay teenage boy fantasies
>Projects his father's disappointment onto others
No one has Liverpool assets because they're shit but I guess the Gakpo simp would be defensive over his flop club.

he's still going kek

>posts a picture of his homoerotic tv show
>starts professing his daddy issues
Please leave the thread alone, grandpa paedo. The thread isn't filled with teenage boys, he can leave. He's already proven he knows nothing about football.

>sees a screenshot that shows an adult male and his young son
>THAT LOOKS LIKE MY GAY FANTASIES
ok mate kek

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>Another post about his gay paedo fantasies
All it took was one player to see the chav off.

>>151225919
He was the last player to really light up the league. Haaland is absurd obviously, but that first season Salah was just unreal. Every time he got the ball you just knew something was going to happen.
Him, Bale, RvP and Suarez all that that one season in them, kinda Yaya Toure too. They don't make em like that anymore.

>>151226257
streets won't forget half a season of michu

Fuck knows what's gonna happen with the H2H
There's fixtures to GW35, as there's 34 teams
GW36-38, must be a QF, SF, F knockout

Won't be me anyway.. I keep drawing or losing

>>151226281
Yeah was definitely the most romantic one season wonder for sure. I barely watched the prem before that year, only tuned in because they had Michael Laudrup as manager.
Still remember my mate raving about having Michu on his fantasy when he had that killer debut.

Just my schizo theory but something tells me Salah doesn't give a fuck about football anymore and he's hostile to the new signings. He's a shit greedy prick anyway, but there's that element to it now as well.

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Not sure what's funnier: that the Eze VPN schizo is having a meltdown with another Portuguese flag thinking it's me, or the fact that Portuguese flag is likely another one of his VPNs and he's arguing with himself.

>>151226257
It was weird how Salah dropped the best FPL season of all time last season but it still didn't feel as electric as his first.

>190 (a known nonce who nonced his niece) has started seething about Liverpool in /fpl/ too now
what a shame.

see >>151226053

>he's in 6 different threads right now screeching about Liverpool and Gerrard
I have quite literally never seen a schizo breakdown like this before on /sp/ kek. Even DSL was never this bad.

>the old chav paedophile is admitting to hall monitoring several threads
Jesus, these freaks really have no life do they. It's a shame /fpl/ attracts these thin skinned Hindus.

Why have schizos started shitting up /fpl/ now. I'm here to talk about my failings at this game

>>151226802
He had more pace so was able to do much more on his own. He scored a few really great goals where he did some close control inside the box.
Liverpool had been shit the year before, so it also stood out more. Finally I think he only scored 1 penalty.

Samet thing with Suarez and Bale. Barely any pens and they played in teams that mostly consisted of bums.

>>151227723
I know bro it's sad. This is meant to be a comfy general where we can share in our suffering.

>>151227723
One thing that keeps us all united is how shit we are at this game.

>>151226053
This is why I despise the "general" culture of 4chan. All it brings is circlejerking, retarded insidejokes and in-thread celebrities. Any neutral wishing to talk about the subject will be driven away either by circlejerkers or his own disgust

Bump

>>151227723
190 appears to have got into the game and now he's here, so expect it to only get worse as a bunch of schizo European flags suddenly crop up.

who to get from chelsea to capitalise on their fixtures?

>>151241220
>190kg ruins /147/
>now ruins /fpl/
up with this i will not put

>Schizo boogeymen
Stupid Pakis all over this board
>>151242330
Cucurella, Enzo, Caicedo
JP can't shoot

>>151242330
estevao should start if the bald fraud stops frauding

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What does it mean for FPL?