fuck mma!
this is the thread
FUCK HIM RIGHT IN THE BUSSY
*snap*this one's going in my /heem/ folder
toasting in epic bread :3
this is the thread alright. fuck shimpjeet
this thread the is
>>151172520Fuck you
Blazing
REAL THREAD >>151172410>>151172410>>151172410>>151172410
>>151172573poor little shrimpclit...
>>151172473you gotta knock this fuggin guy out
A symphony.....of violence!
>>151172573it's over
yeah dont try to get up or anything, keep him in your guard and throw up a triangle because that's worked precisely about 5 times in the last 10 years
Which thread is the thread. Only time will tell
>>151172573i've said it before and i will say it againkill yourself
>>151172573I hope you die as painfully and as long as humanly possible, I really do.
what has shrimp done to you personally?
WoOoOOOoOoOAH THAT'S CRAaAAaAaZY
>n-no cham-ACKCHAMA
this commentary is like someone giving birth>his head is coming out!
Bitch I'm the Shrimpdaddy
WOOWW SUCH GREAT FIGHTING WOOOW THANK YOU DANA I AM HONORED TO WATCHLOVE FROM INDIA
>>151172626Malware links, spamming tranny porn, his crimes are numerous.
why punaheles acting liek he lost. thats the #1 criteria judges look for dumbass
>>151172626shitted up every single ufc thread
Great takedowns and control by soriano!!! You love to see it, nice hi c
*soi*riano
>>151172653KILL YOURSELF
When will fighters realise that the guillotine is a fake technique?
>>151172626He allows indian /pol/ spammers and indian bbc spamers in his live chat
>>151172636REAL
don't be sillyjump the gilly and then lose all 3 rounds
keep falling asleep bros even though i napped enough beforehand wtf is going on
>>151172646You have sex with men.
Show of hands, is anyone here (apart from me) NOT miserable and without a bright future?
>>151172666he's saying he didn't like how he won, captain autism
Veretennikov tried to finish that guillotine like a white belt every single time. He extended his back and flexed his bicep like a retard instead of crunching his entire body and compressing the neck and closing the space.
Patchy Dick
I have returned.No this is not a VPN. I have made it.#analsexwithstampSpit, not lube.
>>151172623>>151172675Kek stay mad tranny
Hawaiians are so strong
>>151172573kek you actually gonna cry that no ones going to your gay thread?
>>151172677it needs to be renamef
>>151172693o shit thats a 300iq move
>>151172692i have ruined my life twice in the past two years
>>151172712Being Hawaiian is the best base for CTE.
MERAB WINSROUNTREEPEREIRA WINS
>>151172473>It was a dark and heemless night...
POOR POOR SHIMPRJEETKWAB
>>151172712>strong*fat
>>151172754Soriano is cool
>>151172675No I don't think I will.
>>151172677It won the fight before last dummy caz
corr did you lads see that slampig?
clicked on lobsterstreams and my computer's fan starring whirring really loud
>>151172746my ex gf got me arrested and tried to put me in prison for 7 years over complete bullshit and I had to rebuild as well. was your situation worse?
>>151172757Best fighter in the UFCAlways exciting no matter what, kill or be killed. Compare that to the chinstrap "dominant position" goat fuckers
>>151172786sounds like you deserved it
>>151172746For me its 3 times in 4 or maybe 5 times in 8 if I count some early stuff.
wtf there's still 2 hours of shit fights
everything about the ufc brand and production is extremely low class and distasteful
>>151172610Sometimes you need to kill the Self to reach a semblance of happiness. We all can learn a thing or two from him.
Conor will be president.
>>151172779Greta is the anti Christ per Peter theil
Stamp. Fairtex.
>>151172785that's just the lobster cooking hard. don't worry 'bout it
>>151172785
>Soriano is exhausted, if I just land some crispy strikes instead of spamming a meme guillotine submission, then I would win...
Is ANYBODY happy and doing well?
>>151172823I did not. She's a miserable person and a liar
Rogans fucking head looks PURPLE
>>151172779>/pol/ hates this angel
>we get to watch ateba gautierSHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
Built for CTE
>>151172812He will save us from the heemlessness
Anyone else quit smoking recently? I'm now on day 7 and taking a little bit of blow in preparation for the fight, trying hard not to smoke at some point. Doing well so far. Give me strength heembros.
is joe rogan high on coke?
>>151172832It is garbage. Horrible soulless garbage.
Why are they so obsessed with Gautier?
>>151172870Me. Four more years tranny lover >>151172873
who gave joe a black eye
>>151172870>Is ANYBODY happy and doing well?I'm not unhappy but I'm not happy. I'm determined to rebuild. A harpy took away my future when I was in my 20s and a rising star. I need to get back to a 6 figure income and then go further.
>>151172870Me. I haven't seen a nog in months and am living the thaiweeb neet lifestyle
>>151172883you WILL listen to rogan live stream his goon sesh and you WILL enjoy it
>>151172832It’s sports. What a fucking retarded thing to say. Why the fuck would you want it to be classy and tasteful. It’s fighting, it’s sort of made for retards to watch.
>>151172697as a bjj practitioner that was so hard to watch. When he held onto the head, while the other dude was in side control, that was the biggest tell, that that dude has no bjj skills at all
>>151172893
>>151172897Sheeet. I know I am.
>>151172847>UMMM WELL I THINK THE ANTICHRIST WOULD OPPOSE UNREGULATED AI UMMM MOLDBUG SPEAKS OF THIS
>>151172823Serious question, what's it like simping for women Did it get you pussy recently?
Just in case you guys forgot
>>151172920door knob
Magomed Ankalaev vs. Alex PereiraMerab Dvalishvili vs. Cory SandhagenJiri Prochazka vs. Khalil Rountree Jr.Josh Emmett vs. Youssef ZalalAbus Magomedov vs. Joe Pyfer
>>151172870No
>>151172920something something masonic rituals
>>151172921Money wont make you happy
>>151172941serious question, did you take that post seriously?
>>151172934Cry more, faggot. What else is there to talk about right now. Tell me some blogpost about your life.
>>151172870nyes.
>>151172944Ahhh geez doodI hurt my leg, I'm on these pills bro
Sugar in his tank
>>151172966It's a means to the ultimate end (happiness). And I'll be making a lot of it doing something I know I'll be a monster at
I enjoy wmma and hw mma. Am I stupid?
>>151172950Random roll
>>151172939>tries to create world rulled by AI and technocrats>is literally a gay jewish atheist>calls other antichrist
Lads. Wish Crown Jewel was this weekend instead.
>>151172950>>151172972
>>151172984I expect you to keep it on topic: talk about your predictions for the next fight.
>>151173007yes, but I doubt the MMA has anything to do with it
we should relax, get along and be friendly to each other
>>151172950PerreraDualipashviliKhalilJosiah A Bus
>>151172950thanks picksperg consistent work week in week out, love you senpai
You shouldn't chase happiness, you should seek contentment and fulfillment. Chasing happiness is what leads to getting addicted to things like drugs, gambling and sex
>>151173001>I'll be making a lot of it doing something I know I'll be a monster atSucking dick?
>>151172982>backtrackingstory loss
>>151172978>(replace _ with .)poor, poor little shrimpcuck lmfao
>>151173007hw mma is fine for the first 3 minutes of round 1.WMMA is just irredeemable.
>>151173007All MMA fans are
I HATE ANDRE MUNIZI HATE ANDRE MUNIZ I HATE ANDRE MUNIZI HATE ANDRE MUNIZ
>>151172984Heem yourself
>>151172950Big AnkMerabJiriZalal Pyfer
>>151172950AnkyMerabKhalilYousefPyfer
>>151173039this
>>151173036hey man
>>151173024nah he's based
>>151172950Magomed AnkalaevMerab DvalishviliJerry ProlapskaYoussef ZalalAnus Magomedov
>>151172875nah we love her now
>>151172939shit's going crazy bro
>>151172984
>>151172950PereiraMerabJiriZalalMagomedov
>>151172950PereiraMerbJiriZalelMagomedov
>>151173032I already did. Merab wins. Rountree wins. Pereira wins. I'm not watching the prelims yet so I can't say anything on that yet. Now answer me this, groundskeeper Steve, do you smoke?
>>151173001You've got alot to learn buddy. You remind me of me. Get the bag, it'll soften the blow once you realize it all meaningless.
>>151173069hello, enjoy the heems tonight :)
>>151173071you are jewish
>>151173043Nah, couldn't compete with you there. I want to be at the top of my field>>151173039Contentment and fulfillment essentially are happiness
>>151172950AnkalaevMerabRountreeEmmettPyfer
>>151173038
>>151173039The way I see it, contentment and fulfillment are the main components of happiness; what one mustn’t stride to achieve is pleasure under the guise of happiness.
heeminder edmen's pectus literally caps his gas tank and he will never be able to improve his cardio
The grass is greener when you pee on it real tawk senpai
>>151173039You will not find happiness with self-love. You need to love something else. If you try self-love, you will find that you are a lover that cannot satisfy or be satisfied.
FINGERS
>>151173087It won't be. I'll be able to provide everything for my family and also take care of friends. I'll be able to go anywhere I want whenever I want. Money leads to financial freedom, and financial freedom makes attaining happiness easier since so many exciting opportunities open up
Edmen Shabeezy still on the UFC roster
>>151173076>>151173058lol newheemfags completely forgot about bro posting. You zoomer fags turn every thing into hivemind buzzword trash.
>>151173100Absolutely nothing going on between those ears
>>151172950ankleleftdvashivilijirizalalmagomedov
CMON SMEGMOND, HEEM THA FUCKIN MUDSLIME YE
>Patchy Mix was the Bellator GOAT>relegated to prelimsGrim.
>>151172786Nah, mine was personal retardation. The two big things were selling my comfy suburban house to move overseas to be with a girl (peak idiocy) and fucking up my shot at a my dream job. >>151172825Dude if I look at the amount of doors open to me in the past that I didn't take, I legit want to heem myself. I've still got a shot but as I get older, the door for acting retarded is quickly closing.
>>151172950peredditcorykhalilemmettabus
>>151173168Eat a dick
god I hate this freak's ribs fuckin barf
>>151173121Have you ever read Rumi or Avicenna or Ibn Arabi? I think you'd really enjoy their Sufist philosophy.
Can i be honest with you guys a sec? okay.. So i root against shabazyan 1 because his name pisses me off and sounds non-european.. but more importantly because his fucking rib cage pisses me off.
just got home from work lads how have the fights been?
Frank Mir the only atheist fighter ever
Abus is a jobber can paid to get heemed in round 2.
Thinking about heeming myself with a 12 gauge
>>151173222No one is an atheist.
>>151173220gay and lame
>>151173220I don't remember a single one of them.
>>151173188>Nah, mine was personal retardation. The two big things were selling my comfy suburban house to move overseas to be with a girl (peak idiocy) and fucking up my shot at a my dream job.Sorry to hear that man but at least you learned.>I've still got a shot but as I get older, the door for acting retarded is quickly closing.Don't be too fatalist. With how quickly technology and medicine are advancing, you'll have a lot more time, on average, than anyone else before you in history
>>151173239Then no one is a theist either
>>151173200What a freak. They should make him wear the wmma shirt.
Abus "Brazzawurst" Magomedov
>>151173199G.K. Chesterton.
>>151173234Don't do it, heembro. Things will get better and you do not deserve to die.
>>151173257holographic and homosexual
>>151172950perhaydadevashviliprozchakaEmmett Abus
Enters the thread
>>151173234If you an hero, (they) win. Just know that
I love light-brown men
What a loser
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
>>151173149Money doesn't lead to that. It leads to more responsibility, and travelingis not going to bring you inner peace. Also, paying for other people's shit? Come on man. You're doing them a disservice. They need to learn to provide for themselves
HEEMBAZYAN
Jackie Chan would heem both these fools
EARLY FUCKING STOPPAGE
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Are shabazyan ribs okay? Untreated hernia? Never seen that before ouch.
He's dead.
>>151173269>Excellent stream onwont be for long posting it here dumbass
>The Golden Unc
HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEMon knuck too btw
EARLY STOPPAGEEARLY FUCKING STOPPAGE
weak ass stoppage
Muniz always seems to have the glassest chin
HE'S DEAD FUCK
lmao
Muniz's chin is fucking dust
>>151173324Bro look at him he's blown the fuck out he wasn't getting back up when the bell rang
>>151173306It's a birth defect and you can get it surgically fixed but ufc doesn't pay enough
He won the fight but he lost the story
>>151173306He's just built different b
>Muniz clearly not KO'd and just laying there with his eyes closedOH HES OUT
>>1511731881st world problems, I'm literally in debt and some people want to kill me.
>>151173266I'll look into him, thanks>>151173299What will bring me happiness is having influence and no barriers to entry in any other field and being the master of my own schedule, all of which are means towards making the people I love lack for nothing. And on a material level, I do want a beautiful home or two
Clutch finish with those devastating elbows
>>151173341>when the Nirvana hits just right
HEEM DEADY
>>151173306pectus excavatum
>>151173246>>151173251glad i havent missed anything thenHEEEEM
heemed by a jab KWABOTY
THE Andre Muniz??????
will we ever see someone die in the octagon?
>>151173306It has always been like this. Very weird. Every fight of him i keep thinking of his opponent spamming rib shots
Watch me whip, whipNow watch me nae nae
>>151173369kek
>>151173341GIWTWM (I'm tired)
Lmao at the retards unironically calling this an early stoppage while the guy is on the ground gasping like a dead fish surrounded by doctors
>n-NO Muniz got down take down for 1 second i thank he stole duh round!poor liddle blk boi dc. He was so excited Muniz got a liddle takedown..
Muniz is the only 185er who lost to Paul Craig, he fucking sucks
Who are some other fighters with flared ribs like Shabazyan? I'm trying to build a boy stable of fighters who share my deformity.
THIS IS WAS A FAKE HEEM
>>151173189never thought about why he had 88 in his name until now
>>151173341When you nut but she keeps sucking fuckkk no more blissful feel on earth
Joe Rogan looks weird with facial hair
>>151173306It’s called rib flare and no it’s not good for your body but yes he’s fine
ALL GLORY TO JESUS CHRIST
>>151173402You have autogynephilia.
>>151173341>that file name. Win 10 shuts down in exactly 2 weeks!
>>151173392kek
>muh jesus christyou work for on of the most degenerate and demonic companies in the world
JESUS CHRIST SANCTIONS YET ANOTHER HEEEEM!!! BRAIN DAMAGE FOR CHRIST!!
>>151173411Some of us want to see a body
PATCHMAN TIME AW YEAH
Edmen is 27? Goddamn I thought he was like 37. Remember hearing about him a long ass time ago.
>>151173454Christfags have zero self-awareness, please understand
>prospect shabazyan on a 3 fight win streakit's 2019 again
Joe Rogan starting to look like mark coleman
>>151173341The cans troubles are now over. Try not to be too jealous.
>>151173443I went to linux mint a couple months ago.
>>151173411a dead hue is a good thing
>>151173395it's very rare that a fighter actually dies IN the ring/cage, they usually die in the hospital afterwardsi watched the bkfc permaheem live, he didn't die until a month or two later
>>151173419My friend in high school had it. Oddly enough he was an absolute beast at long distance track.
Patchy bros, are we washed?
>>151173377And this is why your life will be hell. Expect nothing and you'll never be disappointed. Happiness is always followed by sadness. Disregard all emotions.
I'm sorry but I have to say, shouting allahu ackbar after winning a fight is cooler than saying my lord and savior jesus christ
Danny Gay is my favorite UFC Superstar (TM)(C)
>>151173442Mad bitch.
>>151173465he came into the UFC at like 19 and had that crazy head kick KO over Tavares at like 21. He had a huge hype train rolling since he feasibly had the opportunity to break Jones' record as youngest champ
>>151173486It's even worse for the brazzas, they work for a company whose owner is a literal zionist Jew
>>151173487Who's going to be the next BrunGOD?
>>151173507Gotta get back to christ is king
He came up under the tutelage of Randy Tutelage.
>>151173377You are not so alonewith your confusions, worries, jitters,there too you will find doubt, vacillation, uncertainty,even if it is just in financial dealings,the universally human,albeit it in money matters,even here!Eternal is the grief of the heartand universal.So as long as you don’t fuck with honest people on your way up, Bubba.
>>151173507If mohammed was jewish every white would be muslim
patchy mix about to be flushed out of the ufc
>>151173513You use homosexual dating apps such as Grindr to meet male to female transsexuals and other queer identifying individuals for sex.
>>151173506It's just not how I want to live, anon. I'm sorry you're cynical or emotionally dead or both, but I'm an eternal optimist as well as a pragmatist, and I will reach my goals and build my legacy
>>151173507I'm sorry
>>15117342288 milfs ravaged
>>151172950Magomed AnkalaevMerab DvalishviliJiri ProchazkaYoussef ZalalJoe Pyfer
im trying to see the korean guy i love kpop!
>>151173507You only say that because you don't speak the language so it sounds foreign to you.
>>151173552You are a mad bitch.
>>151173507I wonder if muzzies that can't speak english think about it the other way around
>>151173533Christ isnt king. Jesus is king.
>>151173443I don't care. I'll keep using windows 10
>>151173542saaaaaaaaaar
>>151172950AnkMerabJiriYusufPyfer
>>151173576its cool you keep pointing that out like a female bent over the arm of a sofa
What does his 23andme look like
>>151173539that is a deep sentiment, anon. I don't fuck over people, I've only ever been a helper. wishing you fortune on your journey
>>151173576You don't wash yourself properly and have suffered from various bacterial skin infections and diseases.
Patchy looks like a pitbull. Patchy by death.
>>151173454Saying that got a popoff though and denotes the crowd going to heaven! So that is nice at least.
>>151173556Im not emotionally dead. Im level.
>>151173493enjoy having no games i guess
my (illegal) stream has a bunch of indian commercials but everything is in english, should i find another one
Boys. Knuck main event is one fight away. I'm tuning in.
>>151172950AnkalaevMerabKhalilZalalPyfer
>>151173560based
Allahu Ackbar may be a cooler slogan than any Christian saying, but the sign of the Cross is a way cooler emote than Muzzies rubbing their face then pointing at the sky
>>151173506What inner life isn’t Hell in some in some capacity? Even the search for equanimity and detachment of emotions can lead to pain if your mind is obfuscated.
>>15117360873 percent urinal cake
>>151173627I play all so far except Rust.
>>151173636thanks for the update b
>>151173608genghis khan
>>151172779to think I dimissed her as a libshit industry plant all those years ago, bitch turned out to be real as fuck instead
patchy mix is so shit physically that got completely dominated by bautista who isn't exactly a big bantamweight
>>151173623Respect. I am too. But one can be level while having ideals. I'm elite in crisis situations 2bqh
>>151173608
>>151173552Wait that's where they are? I thought they'd be on tinder, I've been looking in the wrong place
>they can't show the higlight reel because they would have to pay KSW kek
yo these dudes fighting and they're brothers but one is albino??
>more dirt people I've never heard of
jimmie rivera about to knuck
why do they let this bum use cody's nickname
>>151173611Thanks, B, good luck to you too.
>>151172870I'm happy actually. Taking the basic bitch advice everyone gives you (do exercise, take up journalling, meditate, get medical check ups and have friends) actually works so much its unreal.
>>151173667That was a fluke
Patchy Mix is fighting a blonde white guy who calls himself 'Massa'? I sense a buck breaking coming
>>151173642Emotions are caused by thoughts. Thoughts are always evil because man itself is inherently evil. Stay present and do what the moment calls for.
NOTHING'S EVER GOING TO KEEP YOU DOWN
>>151172870I bought bitcoin in 2020 and ai infrastructure stock options this year. Yes.
>>151173718post tits or gtfo
>>151173584Enroll in the program
It's Marcus from FFIX
>>151173735Wolf of Heem Street over here
>>151173639man, her expression is making me horny
fuck dana in my ashhole for sex
Patchy Mix's neck looks so stiff already.
idk who this guy Patchy is facing is
>>151173735which companies my guy?
Why does the black guy have a dog name?
>>151173751I'll give a medium risk high reward pick. Buy IREN
>>151173419Josh Emmett does. Dookie Dan maybe?
Tyrone Biggums vs the janitorial staff
>>151172950Big AnkDvalishviliRountreeZalalPyfer
>>151173772It's a failed RDR clone
>>151173792he got that dawlg in him
have you tried the new chipotle carne asada
It's time to see...Just how shit...Patch Mix really is...
>>151173792better than a dog having a black guys name>cortavious romious
>>151173735I bet Canadaian government wants at least half of those profits
GOAT
I'd suck the silicon milk out of JJ's honkers
go forth, my yakubian warrior
>>151173419Reinier de Ridder.
Jon Anik said his real name is pronounced Patrick? So is it spelled Patchrick?
>>151173419Based freakazoid
>>151173718I concur, even within we find ourselves to be unstable and mutable most of the time; but I also believe that we have the right to fight for our desires until true illumination shows us how vain they are. Everyone has a different journey.
>>151172950Big AnkMerabJiriEmmettAbus
love the titties on that card girl
>>151173780Safe solid bet with great risk reward. IREN.Higher risk. RiOTThen if you want to fuck around. Buy out of the money call options that expire in 2027
DC never says anything funny but he makes Rogan laugh
Nigga heil hitler
>>151173828I'll never sell bitcoin so fuck em and my stock options are in a TFSA. fuck paying taxes.
>>151173843she has topless pics
I'm gonna buy 5 pizzas
They dont understand the things i say on twitter
patchy miggs
>>151173815We don’t eat that Krapp here.
what race is patchy mix?
>02:37 and we're still in the prelimsOh no
>>151173874Liar
>>151173874nice, but I forgot her name
>>151173890American
>>151173890american
>>151173840A very sacramental idea. One i have found myself agreeing with. I think God brings us to dark places in an attempt to make us see light.
THE patchy mix?
>>151173883best song of 2025
>>151173845nice, thanks. any dd you can link on either? here's an advance payment in the form of a rare heem pic for your troubles
chanting USA is racist
>>151173865
>>151173890he's world wide, 1% each nation
>>151173780He was adopted by Michael Chandler
Absolute state of Smellator
>>151173735Same except I swapped it for sonicobamadoge and lost everything Such is life
Bellabros...
Bro who tf is patchy mix
patchy "the shit" mix
It appears in Bellator patchy was just big, never good
The best fighter in ALL OF BELLATOR getting obliterated by another can.
We are the most overhyped MMA country. Wikłacz is a decision fighter btw so don't expect it to get more existing.
GET THIS NIGGA BACK TO SMELLATOR NYOW!!
>>151173955what the fuck is a metamour
>>151173955Fuck you for posting this trash in my thread
shrimp is patchy mix
RDR looks really skinny and weird in this fight
Just how bad is Bellator compared to UFC?
*liquid diarrhea sounds*yep it's patchy mix time
>>151173978one of Bellator's better champs. probably worse skill for skill than Nemkov and Usman
This is the bellator GOAT everyone
>>151173974stop drinking
KSW was always better than Bellator lmao
>sucky dix
>>151173915Let’s hope it’s so, Dawg. God bless and enjoy the heems
the only patch that I care about is patchouli
>>151174004Every single Poolish fighter just roidmaxxes and has zero skill.
Ufc is the best promotion in the world. People should not bother watching rizin, one or bellator. Why do their best fighters get beat by our cans?
>>151174023I can see it. There really is a little resemblance
>>151173871I dont think bitcoin will last. At some point the powers that be will bring it to heel.
patchy is a boring bum
yeah I'm thinking it's time to watch the highlights of my favorite wmma, Riley Reid
>>151173983Shitty Mix
>>151174054yeah its kinda funny
Patchy is the name of a chimney sweep.
>mfw ameriCAN tries to wrestle with me
>>151174063Protect yourself at all times (from sin)
>>151174049And people that watch King of the Streets shouldnt bother watching the ufc
Patchy mix fucking sucks?
Put PATCHY in that mf mix
>>151174056>will bring it to heelits called cbdccentral bank digital coin
No pizzaOnly khlav kalash
NEW THEORY>Tatiana Suarez is sucking Patchy's soul away to keep her cancer at bay. She also is absorbing his grappling skillsOr he's just a heartlet
patchy "fucking" mix
>>151174064this is the one
mix just walks into shots
>>151174106Deliciously deep pits
STOP DOING DOUBLE LEGSYOU STUPID FUCKHE'S GOING TO GUILLOTINE YOU EVERY TIMEHEAD OUTSIDE SINGLE STOP FEEDING HIM THE GUILLOTINE
>>151174115haha sounds like me at the clubhahaha right on man, right on
I thought patchy was unironically good when he beat horiguchi
Patchy mix is fucking dog shit like all american fighters
>>151174090Different sport imo. Eric Olsen is my fav fighter tho
Merab Dwalla Shwilly
>>151174106boob
Hilarious how much shit Mix was talking only to get exposed AGAIN
>>151173955reading that hurt my brain
>banthamweights>sloppy and gassed halfway through round 2
>>151172950PereiraMERABJIRIZALALABUSmagimed ankalaev = dogshit champion
LOL patchy is the worst fighter i've ever seen. And i watched CM Punk
>>151174106
KEEP DOING DOUBLE LEGSYOU GENIUS FUCKHE'S NOT GOING TO GUILLOTINE YOU EVERY TIME HEAD INSIDE SINGLEKEEP FEEDING HIM THE GUILLOTINE
Just got back home. I missed the Mr. VZ fight. Anyone got the heem?
>>151174139many are saying this
I need a stream onegaishimasu
crazy to think that the cans in bellator where on a different level of can
Patchy Mix describes my hair
what origin is mix is it like dutch or something
>>151174138he's the guy i dislike the most because he eye gouged that polish guy when he was losing and that shit was dirty
People were saying this guy beats O'Malley, now he's struggling against an unranked UFC guy
>>151174164Mr. VZ got heemathaned
so MVP is the actual bellator goat
>>151174139Merab Devilish Willy
>>151172950AnakalaevMerabJiriEmmetMagomedov
>>151174169But the ppv. Its only 8 million yen right?
he didn't like that kick to the body at all
>ksw champion jumping gilly against a bellator champion in 2025's ufcwhat have I become... my empire of dirt
>>151174169hai anon-san, www.ufc.com/ppv kudasai ne
patchy has the tiniest gas tank
>>151174106She could jawmog over half of the zoomers itt
>>151172950Alex PereiraMerab DvalishviliJiri ProchazkaYoussef ZalalJoe Pyfer
bros its ufc but where are all the cute tranny videos?
>>151174188That's what I saw and was hoping someone would have the webm
MMA is a faggot sport
>>151174106>jaw mogged this hardit's over for me
>>151174169i cannot give you a stream, it goes against the japanese principle of 支払い, which means to make a payment
>>151174180>wherewere*
its so funny to me how they tried to meme "legendary polish power" into existence when jan was literally the only power hitter from there and even then he doesnt have 10 wins by knockout
MY MISTAKE THAT'S A FAIR BLOW
>>151174183Shades of Reem
>>151174224horse
Patchy fucking sucks
>>151174210Monitor
This guy moves at a glacial pacePeople were saying he beats Merab lmao
TWO GASSED BUMS
>>151174210cool story brodoes your dad work at nintendo
>>151174207You gotta wait until the schizos wake from their slumbers, so main card.
Patchy Mix’s debut „performance“ still got me fucked up
>>151174238off
maybe we should bring mix down to the contender series level, he can be a gatekeeper there.
never watched patchy mix before he signed with ufcwhats the big hype? dude gets towelled up by unranked bums and gasses after a minute
>>151174032I bet you're fun at parties
>>151174202lets see you run a mile big buy
>>151174044not really, roidheads stay in KSW. dudes who go to UFC are clean.
KO'd like Dubois KO'd Usyk and he got away with it. The absolute state of Smellator cheaters.
asshit bitch getting KWAB'd is this the power of bellator?
Was it a retaliation assassination on Jones' brother? Or a Cain and Abel type situation....
>>151174243naw it'll be late on the prelim, big card
this nigga going life and death with jakub wiklacz
patchy moves like he's underwater
>>151174216Rebecki is always a banger too. Oleksiejczuk has looked pretty good since going to the nerds
cut this bum
>>151174239He beats Merab via entropy
>>151174264we deal with kilometers here you fucking piece of shit
>>151174210yeah thats why youre here
>>151174247science still can't explain it
eye-patchy mix :^)
I don't understand how someone gets to the UFC and has literally 0 head movement in his """"boxing""""
>>151172950GOATANMerabLe SamuraiEmmetABUSSY
DON'T BE SILLY JUMP THE GILLY
>>151174263yeshafter a few drinks
get that dog on him
>>151172950AnkalaevMerabKhalilEmmett Abus
>>151173932There's lots out there on iren. I can summarize it pretty quick. Both riot and iren own their own land, power, and data centers. Hyperscalers (meta, Google, Amazon, apple, openai) will build out their own data centers but they're going to lease out or straight up buy the current data center providers. You're just betting on a deal happening. I think iren is the smarter buy because they're more established at this point but riot seems to be in a "prove it" stage. Bigger gamble but more upside.Also CIFR is the same type of bet. Probably the smart thing to do would be like 50% iren 30% cifr 20% riot. Or degenerate mode is all in riot.
mma lolcow clint mclean with half his bankroll on patchy he said that mix would beat every ufc bw pre bautista fight and but 7% of his entire bankroll on him this guy also put 14% of his bankroll on jiri vs alex hes lost at least 100 grand betting mma
>>151174315Her tits are mid
>>151174184Good nigga. Wrestling +gouging is a goated martial arts combo. That sissy attacked my nigga after the fight was over
Guillomemebros????? We spammed it 5,000 times it was supposed to work....
Dickwash?
>>151174332no shrimpyno
>>151174314ryan garcia is a boxing champ and has like zero head movement
how did anyone ever mistake patchy mix for a good fighter?
Patchy has UFC 5 shit gnp and striking animations
>>151174349damn ur gay
>>151174169https://v2.streameast.ga/ufc/ufc320-ankalaevvspereira2/there you go senpai
>fag put his virus in the op
1-1Horrible fight so far
>>151174332plsplsplscome to my thread guize
>>151174332fuck off kike
You just knew this nigga was gonna suck when he was fuckin Tatiana "Cancer' Suarez
Patchy really mixing that fool
the choke hold's to tightthe left hook's to right
>>151174216people like you truly lack critical thinking skills. having a ton of power doesn't necessarily mean you will be a KO artist. Jan and Stephens are hard hitters but don't have that many KOs because their boxing is relatively amateurish. we've seen them both knock guys dead. obviously Jan has insane power, look at what he did to Rockhold and Anderson
>its the winning by control time episode
>>151174360padded smellator record really convinced some fools
>>151174415many such cases
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>>151174332>>151174384OOOOOOOH JANNY WITH THE ONE TWO COMBO SHRIMPFAGGOT IS OUT COLD!
>>151174354what in the India does that say?you'll never break out of your caste that way
>>151173955I would write the sequel, but have that they are secretly ninjas that can shapeshift to something that isn't gay
CUT BOTH THESE BUMS
>>151174415rogan and dc glazed this dude like he was jon johns during his last fight too.
>>151174343thanks leafbro. I'll dig into it further
>>151174438bastard bitch
>>151174436HES HURT
>>151174341man I wish I could make the sex to her bum
This is ultimate.
>>151174448Wgmi
>>151174406acquire reading comprehension. notice how i explicitly said jan was a power hitter, but even then it was strange for them to try to coin an ethnic phrase off him when its not like he made his career off being a ko artist, with the phrase also ignoring the bevy of pillow fisted polack bums
>>151174515yeah and then you said>he doesnt have 10 wins by knockoutas if that somehow discounts his powerreflect on your midwittery and become better
>>151172950PereiraDvalishviliProchazkaZalalMagomedov
THE GOAT patchy mix
2-1 Patchy MixJust how good is Super Mario?
>>151174552thats not discounting his power, it is establishing a mitigating factor when describing an effort to glaze an entire group of people when one power hitter isnt even that famous for it. you are a dunning kruger retard who is desperately trying to assault people's intelligence rather than focusing on their arguments because you're insecure
>>151174438something about how, "I can only be doctor, engineer or lawyer" saar
Robbery but I don't care
>>151174692no one except Jan uses the phrase "legendary Polish power," and he's obviously using it for himself. you had poor syntactic structure. I don't care what you call me, I am telling you an objective truth. you will either rise to your hidden potential and understand it and improve, or you will be too limited to understand and will carry on in mediocrity
>>151174811and because you're an insecure faggot who is now feeling shaky about the strength of his argument, you are incorrectly describing a subjective argument as objective fact in order to re-establish whatever degree of credibility you think you possess
mix should get deported by ice
>>151172496Based