The Doyers are fucking cheating
skubal on the bump today
>>151189418that's a weird way to spell brewers
>only the ALDS todaywhy Manfred?
GM
>>151189992if all games were shown today, you'd have monday with no gamesif two games were shown but were 1 alds and 1 nlds game were shown, it would give an advantage to 1 of brackets who made it out of the wildcard since they get an extra day to rest
>>151190099gm bro. you guys had a nice win yesterday
yankees bullpen got torched yesterdaywho is boone gonna turn too?
>>151191259Yankees can't hang under pressure. If things are perfect, the seas are calm, the wind is at their backs they cruise but the slightest adversity sinks the ship. They only beat the Red Sox on fluke bullshit.
*makes /mlb/ seethe and quiver in fear*
man what a cuckjob of the memeiners.
Fasckees
>>151192153You're the biggest faggot here
>>151191259We’re only going to need Bednar today.
>>151192558hitler brought back baseball but only for an exhibition game between the u.s. and the worldyou lost btw lolhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_at_the_1936_Summer_Olympics
Good morning Dodgers nation let's enjoy the day off today!
>>151192153this is what clubhouse cancer looks like, 3 guys who only speak their own language no one else speaks and won't let you into their little click
>>151193176bogkura is disgusting
>>151193416But enough about Juan shitto
>>151193416But Ohtani can say New Balance
>cusb
>>151192153they make YOU quiver, that much we do know
>>151193673kek
Doyers fans absolutely hate the idea that other teams have good players or that fans of those teams enjoying seeing those players play against the Doyers. They are baseball totalitarians. To the average Doyers fan, the only point of baseball is for the Doyers to win and for everyone else to be sad about it. They don’t understand why there are fans of other teams. If every other team in the league was contracted and the entire MLB just became 26 guys in Doyers jerseys lobbing meatballs to each other, Doyers fans would just smile and say ‘Doyers’ to themselves over and over and they’d never get bored.
bm mariners nation
Remember when Yamamoto threw a no hitter through 8.2 innings and then the gay swede showed up to gloat about it and he gave up a home run and got pulled and then the dodgers got walked off 4-3 lmaoooo
>Philthydelphia sports
FAGGOTners
>>151194149No
>>151193905Yeah kek
Good morning lads.Fried bump day.
>
>>151194367Biggest chokers of the decade and it’s not even close.
>>151189992Because it's NFL day. BAU BAU!
Still in the refractory period after those first couple innings of just bending the Cubs over, reaming then the fuck out, and just unloading a hot mess inside them. The Brewers offense was just running a train on Boyd.Seems Chourio left out of caution so he'll be back to do it again soon.God I fucking hate the Cubs and love the Brewers.
>>151194367Games 6 and 7 happened already?
>>151194418
>>151192872>https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baseball_at_the_1936_Summer_OlympicsLol the only world champions of note on Wikipedia were American born. Looks like it was somehow USA vs USA 2.0
Bader hurt?
>>151194508yes
>>151194570kek based
hey, yankee
>>151194505hitler was a huge nerd for american culture when he was a kid. maybe that's why.
>>151194805Can you please stop posting this, it looks AI-generated. I drew this for you.
>>151194602Good.
OP is a faggot
>>151194862sorry, i don't body shame my boys
Cubs
>>151194862I didn't know Vladdy lost weight
>scuba
>>151194418I thought you said you were going to stop posting after the Padres got eliminated
>>151194904
OP is based
>scubalel
>>151194997>>scubakek
>>151194997KEK
>>151194997Ohhh kek!
you guys wont be laughing when the cubs score 5 runs on monday
>>151195638kill all umpires
>>151195638FAGGOTners kek!!!
/mlb/doo ‘em!
>>151195132Was he at the game yesterday? No father should have to watch his son be brutally raped in public =/
>>151195575We will just laugh at the broors then. Or the cub, if the broors score 9 again kek!
FAGGOTners told us he was the best defensive catcher What went wrong?
>starting a rookie pitcherwhat are the jays doing
>>151195811Skill issue
supposed to be 29C here today. Warm day for october and nice weather for baseball
>>151195811i want to marry her
>>151195811which station ?
>>151195132raped by mets fans, just like michael kay
>>151195939I fucked her
>>151195811too brown
This WS will definitely be an asterisk due to too many frauds in the playoffs
>>151196276It’s either gonna be Detroit or Seattle
>>151195811Manfred was embarrassed by the Yankees yesterday and demanded that the Jays give them a better chance to win today
>>151196333oh no, he only throws splitters, go look at the Yankees numbers vs splitters, he’s gonna pitch a no hitter… also just because he’s rookie doesn’t mean much. I mean the Dodgers had rookie Susaki close out a game. The Yankees pitched Kim Schuller in a clinching game and there are plenty of rookies pitching around the league.
philliner bros...
>>151196612....m-my Phillies will be the exception
>>151189418yeah, someone pointed it out yesterday on yt
>>151196612I vote on the Phillies or the Yankees to exploit that 25%.
>>151196766LOL thanks for the laugh
>you now remember the new york mets
>>151196872FAGGets kek!!!
when is baseball tho
doyer nation rate my fit
>>151196612they really needed to win game 1. pitchtani was meh yeasterday and they already used sanchez. winning game 2 and 3 against snell and yamamoto will be harder for them.
masterbader status?
>>151197364Pfma
Last night I was crunching the numbers and I came across a crazy stat to share with you guys. If you look back throughout all of MLB history, out of every team that has ever played in an NLDS or ALDS series, only 50% of those teams have gone on to win the series. Only 50% and exactly 50%!
>>151196223jt's like oooh damn
>>151192153can the japs win against the americans or will we have another repeat of ww2
>>151197407MLB RIGGED
>>151197407>just trust me, bro
>>151196612Philly has never won a series after going down 0-1
>>151197422send your best to wbc then we can talk
>>151197081edgar/10
What can the Mariners do to avoid another humiliating defeat today?
>>151197635Nothing, it's a sweep and Cal was a fool to extend.
Reminder that the Doyers are cheating and this is another asterisk postseason
Why?
>>151197407source?
>>151197752CARPED
>>151197752He would have looked good in pinstripes
>>151189418Retard
My Tigers are winning the world series and there's nothing you can do to stop 'em :)
its UP
>>151198208They will win tomorrow and then get reverse swept
>>151198277Raped in reverse?!
>>151198195Shut the fuck up cheating retard
poodrepacos lol
>>151198251>>151195638
>>151198438
>>151198251>difference in the game was a high called strike sometimes not being a called strike and then another gets turned into a home run>cal and julio are the only ones who hit stuff out of the zone so they were the only ones doing anything this sucks baseball sucks I hope I die
Fail Fageigh was supposed to be the best defensive catcher. Shat the bed didn't he? Joodge is the mvp.
>>151198612>strikes out on a ball in the dirt with the bases loaded
>padre fan takes the loss well>Makes completely reasonable post on reddittdoyer retard>LOOKADIS!! LOO WOH I FOW ON REDDIT>LOL HE SEEWING
>>151198612Cal has a higher average and OPS in the post season.
>>151198677Joodge is batting .400>>151198650The writers know this and it's still Judge
>>151198669kek seethe dumb bitch
Whatever team has the most cute asian gril fans is the one I will support this playoffs
>>151198727.600
>>151198727It should be Cal because he plays an important position on the field vs Judge who plays Outfield.
>>151198828(with a noodle arm)
>>1511988011 game.Everyone else was 0-28 kekMariners lost the deadline Mariners lost the mvp.At least you got the charity derby trophy (rooker should've won)
>>151198844But enough about Judge and his fielding.
>>151198855I accept your concession.
>>151198828He's not a good catcher
>>151198757Detroit has a large asian community
>>151198883>fails to block the go ahead run
>>151198884It's why he takes all his at bats at the DH you see, because he's a bad catcher.
>>151198855>Mariners made all the moves Tigers fans wanted the GM to make literally the players Detroit fans wanted>Detroit GM traded for a bunch of shitty pitchers who made the team worse and Finnegan who has been pitching Elite in the playoffsHmmmmm... so your saying we won't da deadline and sheeit?
>>151198906You're mistaken, Vargas spraying the ball in the dirt over and over advanced the runner, but Torkel Spencerson scored on a base hit.
>>151198906To be fair the Tigers deflected a 100 mph ball into his face which seemed to shake him.
>>151198251I'm honestly surprised no one got tossed this game
>>151198931Seattle being in deep shit and all of their acquired stars doing absolutely nothing automatically disqualifies them from winning the deadline.>>151198957Cope Austin Wells would’ve blocked Ben Rice would’ve blocked it>>151198973It happens when nobody likes you and all the players agree that Judge is the unanimous MVP
>>151198251
a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in society. the los angeles dodgers are a textbook example of this phenomenon.doyers also engage in the behavior of making their group seem impossibly powerful ("count the rings!") while at the same time making it seem as if they can be felled at any time and vigilance is always needed (whining about all the 'smears' and 'false allegations' against Ohtani). this is important to study.
>>151199018I appreciate you trying to cheer me up but the yankees being eliminated can only go so far.
>>151198438>>151198669>Idk if anyone is attached to this team as much as me, but last night was the first time in a long time that I cried.if we can't make fun of that then what the hell are we doing here
>>151199167>he lost game 1>well rested>with his best pitcher>with his mvp>with a Dominican
>>151199211>implying i read that far
>>151199257lmao george kirby is in no sense the mariners best pitcher
>>151199104most dodgers fans don't even care about 'smears' and 'false allegations' against ohtani. some japs like me care about it and i'm not even a dodgers fan.
>>151198438>Tigers loseFans pissed at Ownership for not doing enough.>Yankees loseFans pissed at Ownership for not doing enough.>Mariners lose>Fans pissed at Ownership for not doing enough.>Padres lose>Well we did our best, we all tried really hard, I cried last night.
>>151199300I mean, I get that sentiment, but if he’s not your best starter, why the fuck is he starting game one in the postseason?
>>151199345Their best starter fucking died.
>>151199345Because he's even shittier on the road this year, Woo can't pitch, and if more than cal and julio hit it wouldn't have been a problem.
>>151197345the fact that the Mets started falling apart inexplicably as soon as they replaced the USA flag with the fag flag during the national anthem is incontrovertible evidence that God and the devil are real.
>>151199312so you're saying you care about him1. being on steroids2. he lied about the ippei scandal3. he's cheating people out of a real estate deal4. he convinced people to invest their money with FTX which was a fraud
>>151199312>>151199503Don't forget the woman he raped and murdered in 1990.
>>151199407the american flag is non religious
>>151199388>>151199406OK, and that doesn’t mean it’s time to lay down and die. It’s time for the next guy up to step up and do his job. I’m honestly really tired of all these new teams in the playoffs man you guys are an absolute fucking joke. You know it’s ridiculous.
>>151199563correct, but the fag flag is not (it is satanic and demonic), when you fly it you are inviting demons to corrupt you
>>151199563Actions by God Himself suggest otherwise.
>>151199600Testify brother!
>>151199587A rainbow is satanic?
>>151199584I think fans and opponents alike are saying that people other than Julio and Cal should hit the baseball. In a vacuum 2 runs over 9 innings from the pitching staff should be good enough to win, and it's why everyone knew what was going to happen when Vargas showed up.
>>151199104Much to think about
>>151198757wait till next season
>>151199679Based. Western New York is rightful Canadian clay
>>151199679Bill Jays :)
>>151199640in the way it is used, absolutely. don't be retarded
>>151199503well, i'm a bit concerned that america seems to be incapable to see what's crazy or not anymore and it's not like i'm worried by the fact he has some crazy haters
Seattle ain't shit
>>151199750so god punished billionaire jew Steve Cohen by making his billion dollar play thing not reach the finalsHopefully billionaire jew Steve Cohen was thought a lesson from that
imagine having to face Skubal twice
>>151199776by crazy haters you mean people suing him in court?
>>151199679>jew yorkers seething at this online
>>151199792>>151199881They will hit better off of Skubal than they did anyone from last night. Why? Couldn't say but that's how it's playing out.
>>1511995031. nobody cares about anyone on roids in the US2. fbi said otherwise. I know the FBI is corrupt and retarded, but there's a massive document that outlines how Ohtani got scammed. If you feel there is a conspiracy to get him off the hook, and that document is fake, that's fine, but don't pretend that it doesn't exist and offer plenty of evidence/documentation.3. Nobody cares about some shady jews getting ripped off in some weird deal. 4. FTX thing is bad, but he was far from the only one who shilled for it, it was a democrat-jewish scam.
Marindoos
>>151199910no i don't
>>151195835>not even number onekwab
>>151199407It’s evidence of Christ cuck mental retardation. Everyone who posts the webm and this comment had a team that had pride night. And don’t say you’re a rangers fan cause they don’t exist.
>>151199995Let's see Yebitchnigga put up some K’s today
>>151200045yeah, but nobody queer'd it up quite like the mests
>>151200045yes Moshe, as a Mets fan, i saw my team collapse practically overnight. At the end of June 12 they were 45-24, 38-55 from June 13 onward.
>>151200045FAGGets kek!!!
>mettiedoos getting baited by master gaslighters Toronto and Yankee fansFAGGets kek!!!
>>151199942>fbi said otherwiseBiden's fbi said that? Ohtani is with CAABoth Biden and Kamala as signed deals with CAA after leaving office.https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/cvgl55wng87ohttps://www.hollywoodreporter.com/business/business-news/kamala-harris-caa-1236140519/> Nobody cares about some shady jews getting ripped off in some weird deal.It's not jews>Ohtani and Balelo were sued Aug. 8 in Hawaii Circuit Court for the First Circuit by developer Kevin J. Hayes Sr. and real estate broker Tomoko Matsumoto, West Point Investment Corp. and Hapuna Estates Property Owners, who accused them of "abuse of power" that allegedly resulted in tortious interference and unjust enrichment.>FTX thing is bad, but he was far from the only one who shilled for it, it was a democrat-jewish scamOh he wasn't the only one. That makes it better? kek
>>151199942>da joos!>da democwats!time to log off for a bit and touch some grass, lil fella
>>151200231we're taking L's left and right, mettiebros...
>>151199343Too be fair ownership who tried in 2023 died last year
I wish for jays and yak fans to stop being so hostile to each other. Truce?
Was he always going to opt out?
>>151200196>Kodai Senga gets injured by a classic retard Alonso throw to first >goes on the IL>Mets lack of pitching depth is immediately exposed and never recovers>god did this because of a five second fade to a tranny flag during the national anthem. he did not do it to the Phillies though, who on the exact same night had fifty gay men sing the national anthem Take his advice boomerbro >>151200264
>>151200351But the rest of us are enjoying it.
>>151200402>PeterWhy did he drop the hard r?
>>151200045you have to admit it's pretty funny seeing all the retards who lay claim to 'facts and logic' + 'not being governed by emotions' constantly get pwned by spurious correlations
>>151200244basically only 4 is true>>151199503 i think it's just fair to talk shit about it even though even ohtani haters seem to forget about it and barely talk about it these days thoughthe rest is either unproven or petty much proven otherwisei mean, if you can prove he's on steroids or he was lying about the ippei thing, i wouldn't even defend him
>>151200108he could put up 0 and the stinkees would still lose with the way they swing the bat vs the blue jays
If only billionaire jew Steve Cohen had read and observed his torah that clearly says LGBTQ is haram then his Metties would be in the playoffsGod flooded the entire world over gays so it's nothing for him to tinker a bit with a baseball team
>>151192153Murakami is gonna join them next season
>>151200515
>>151200599This, I would simply not blaspheme if I were a serious club owner.
>>151200523Yeah man, I mean I think you have a good point. Also, could you stop calling them that? Very mean.
>>151200760man, i thought you were better than this. well, nevermind.
Stankeedoos!
>>151200460It’s comical to me that some retard on Twitter got a Mets fan that posts here, mad at the Mets over pride night. When he could just google ____ team pride night and call the 28 other teams gay like a normal person.
>>151198438how rent free do you have to be to frequent that subreddit regularly lmao
>>151200877Way to ruin the peace talks jackass!
>>151200996>peace?
>>151200978>rags are the only mlb team in 2025 to not host a pride nightThoughts?
>>151201082I’m more interested in the reasons why god smited the Red Sox, Reds, and his Padres. And why are the rangers not in the ALDS rn? We know the guardians did not win the pennant because they are too woke and disobeyed Trump. Do teams not employ theologians along with the sabermetrics people?? Seems irresponsible for teams not to have people looking into this.
>>151201082
>>151201226
>>151200804> Also, could you stop calling them that? Very mean.you insulted our pitcher firstso no>stankeedoos
Stankeedoo ‘em!
>>151201325Fuck off you started it.
Blowgaydoos don't have pitching advantage and lose home field advantage id we win today.Blowgaydoo ‘em!
Blowgays!!
let's turn down the temperature guys
kill him!! KILL HIM!!!
our guy's name: Trey Yesavageyour guy's name: Max Fried
Ooooh Jombie, COME HEEEEEERE!
>>151201736Is your guy black or something?
Max "big dawgs gotta eat" Fried
more like max peed his pants kek
>>151201736>>151201771>yesavage
maybe the phillies pitching isn't as great as i thought..
>>151201834kek
>>151201871nigga heil schlittler
FAGGOTners kek!!
>>151201897Look at him go!
>>151201871Hm, is Ye a shitty Hitler?
>>151202058no, but spike lee is
Fox runs the only decent postseason broadcast
>>151201422?
>>151190157Why didn't they stagger them from the start like they always do?
>>151201834KEK!!
>>151202129I have also noticed this, however starting next year it's all ESPN and they have the worst broadcast.
>>151202129someone needs to bring Bob Costas back from the dead
>>151202129I love the high resolution broadcast
>>151202129cause they got the GOAT
>>151202185He sucks tho
>>151202185No thanks. Jessica Mendoza is bad enough
>>151202129Joe Davis is shit wtf are you talking about.
>>151202185>bob costas
>>151202133Sorry, no more brother wars. Let's get to the ALCS. I'll be supporting the AL East team no matter who wins.
>>151201897to be fair he isnt actually on the phillies, just their AAA team
>>151202345the filename says he's a prospect
Jayskees
Tiginers
>>151202196I would rather listen to Bobcat Goldthwait call a game with Gilbert Gottfried than listen to this goofy ass faggot ever again
I knew this would happen, the dodgers looked like shit all year just to put things together in the playoffs. So boring to have a repeat champ but it’s been a long time since that happened so it’s not the end of the world
M's fags how's your confidence after game 1?
>>151202427>>151202398wtf..
>>151196059bloor/yonge
>>151200760You don't think a guy in his early 20's can do that in 2 years when it's his job and he has access to good trainers/personal chefs?
>>151202471they made sure that strahm would tip his pitches in the playoffsHigh IQ planning from doyers
>>151202509Goofy ass niggas
why the fuck doesn't the NL play today? fuck you manfred
>>151202594so we have games on monday, duh
why does a-rod's voice keep cracking? has he had something in his throat?
>>151202509Diplomatic ass nighas
>>151202594to let my doggies rest their starters
>>151202655I mean he came from Seattle
>>151202502still optimistic since we were due for a horrible loss like that combined with getting cucked due to the marine layer, but if we lose today its fucking over.
>>151202673IT'S FUCKING RIGGED!
>>151202555Did the chefs and trainers also help him grow a big puffy roid face
>Bader (bussy) has 'no major tear or strain,' availability for Game 2 TBD
>>151202527I like that one player you guys have, Alejandro Chikaner Charlie Kirk o algo?
>>151202471there's still a good chance that brewers will rape them
>throws 8 shutout innings>not even a fist pump>no emotionHe's autistic, isn't he?
ohtani allows us to dream
Never had a dream until Ohtani was born
>>151202876yes he does
>>151202862most pitchers are unironically autistic
>>151202502negative
>>151202261>Jessica Mendoza is bad enoughIs she below the Mendoza line?
if im a yankees fan, i'm nervous today
Unironically got too cocky, bros. I was feeling like the Mariners had a shot and had so much hope and now after losing last night it feels like it’s already over.
>>151203050a rookie is throwing for the jays. they're fine. they'll be going to new york with home field advantage.
>>151203080Ah see you should have known it was over the last week of the season and spent the few days of bliss shit talking for the first time in a generation.
oh shit lol
COUNT MY RINGS BITCHES
>>151203080>skubalyeah it's over
>>151198438Weak minded Poodrepacos. BAU BAU!
>>151203202Skubal is the only chance my M's got!
>>151203108a rookie threw great for the yanks
>>151203148>COUNT MY RINGS BITCHESAre you married?
>>151202750He just looks young in that photo retard.
game thread?
>>151202862Play like you have done it before. No need to be a fag looking for attention.
>>151202502FAGGOTNERS are cooked
>>151202673>Doyers jew their way into a super team with deferral contracts>Manfred gives the Doyers a weak regular season schedule>Manfred gives the Doyers a weak wild card opponent, which allows the them not to get rusty for the NLDS>Ump favoritism towards the Doyers>Ohtani scandals swept under the rug>uses starters as BP arms>gets juiced Manfred ballsThis year doesn't count if they win
>>151203627yeah it never counts when the team you hate wins
>>151203241When are you going to kys?
>>151203627they also did tampering when they signed Sasaki
>>151203583My pounding begins early
>>151203750True Sasaki was supposed to go to the Padres
>>151195895open dome
>>151203627ohtani should've been in jail in the first place
>>151203750>>151203791*mariners but they got him confused with this guy
>>151203882based
>>151203791Why would anybody go to that dumpster fire? You really want to play there with a ownership dispute going on?
>>151203707If Hololive Night 2026 does fall on a Padres vs Dodgers game and the Dodgers lose, maybe....
poodrepacos seething kek
>>151203975Manfred wouldn't allow it so give me another scenario
>>151204036If it pumps money into the team and game, of course the Commissioner is going to allow it.
>>151204105I meant the Doyers losing part. I know Manfred and the Doyers are soulless and will do anything to make a quick buck
doggiedoos got em seething again kek
>Petco Park is 12 miles from the Mexican border>Majority of attendees are white>Dodger Stadium is 150 miles from the Mexican border>Majority of attendees are Hispanic Explain this phenomenon to me
>>151203962Dumpster fires dont make it to the playoffs
Has Big Papi ever picked the Yankees?
watching on mlb.tv now and i am so disappointed i don't get dan and buck
poodrepacos malding kek
>>151204223San Diego is 27% hispanic, Los Angles is 48% hispanics
>>151201082God unironically punished the entire state of Texas for that one. Not only did the Rags not make the playoffs, but they also eliminated the Astros through that HBP against the Guardians. And the Lord does not seem to be done exacting his wrath, seeing how Dem Boyz have started their season (although admittedly this one could just be because He's mad that Dak Prescott still won't just come out of the closet)
>>151204453no .... NO!
28C here right now and sunny. Perfect condtions
>>151204379yes [spoiler]to lose[/spoiler]
>>151202129Joe Davis is insufferable.
>4th MLB starthe either gets obliterated or pitches a gem, there is no in-between here
The stream I normally use is full
this blow gays rookie is going to get wrecked
>>151204665
>>151204665I hope the latter
>this Yesavage guy's storyThe Yankees are going to make him look like Cy Young
gamethread where?
a GRISHAMIAN strikeout swinging
>>151204724factualhe's an alpha
>>151204570wmaf
judge has 5 hits, all singlesKEK
>>151204665It's going to be the latter. It's what the Yankees do going back 30 years
>>151204600imagine being a dodgers fan and having to hear him the majority of your games?
cam on ump!
jays/yanks gamethread>>151204882>>151204882>>151204882>>151204882
my prediction is that this tree savage kid is honestly going to end up looking like he’s better out of the bullpen because the guy with funky release that’s not really a selling point for a starter in my opinion because hitters that are worth their salt are going to adjust no matter what and then pitchers like him fit the bullpen because that’s where you see all those guys with odd release points
>>151199104>a key element of fascism is making it appear that the entire world is organized against your group when in fact you are in the most advantageous and powerful position in societythis shit is so ironic because this actually explains why so many americans believe mlb and the government officials will do anything to protect a Jap and give him a special treatment
>>151204917or he becomes the next verlander
yankee umpire
>>151189362Do mlb players still wear jockstraps?
>>151204957follow the money, nipanonis Ohtani helping to line the MLB's (and therefore Manfred's) pockets? imagine how sponsorships and the viewership might suffer if Ohtani were revealed to be a dishonest slimeball and not a well-mannered Japanese gentleman athlete. protecting the cash cow is always of paramount importance.
F U D G EUDGE
these stankees are COOKED
>>151199018Your MVP caliber defense sir.
soto makes that play
>>151195543kek
>>151201736BASADO
PADRES FANS: if you want to see the Dodgers get knocked out of the NLDS, DO NOT—I repeat, DO NOT—actively root for the Phillies!!!! They do not need loser vibes rn!!! You are only bringing them down!!!!! The best thing you could possibly do at this moment is root for your big brother. This will GUARANTEE their collapse!!! THANK YOU FOR YOUR ATTENTION TO THIS MATTER! -Anon
>>151206513But if you root for them then you wouldn't want them to lose?
>>151206622it's called reverse psychology, dipshit
who else here jombie?
>>151206780I miss reallygoodcomics...
>>151206786FOUND YOU! *SWINGS*
>>151206780Nutsack Monday!
>>151198438>the 24-25 era is overwhy does this redditor think this is a short era? besides these two years have been an extension of a general 2020s era shift that started when Manny signed and Tatis, and Crone debuted for the team.
Report unusual behavior… Barricade your homes… Avoid all contact with jombies… Wait for official instructions.
>no doyers>no rammies
>>151207480you don't even show up for the rammies
>>151207500i don't blame the guy, nobody wants to get stabbed at a game
>>151207597inglewood is about as dangerous as a suburban target in des moines
Doggies just bandwagon whoever wins the superbowl
>>151207672spoken like someone that's never stepped foot in inglewood
Also, did the Danish anaels fan get out of prison or a mental hospital?kek
>>151207734stayed there in 2023 and then for a full week last year, never felt even remotely concerned. walked around all over the place including hammered at 3 am to that casino
>it was "we're never losing again"
>>151207734>t. last stepped foot in Inglewood in 1992
>Vlad and the Jays are humiliating the New York Yankees
kek stinkees
>IT WAS "28 THIS YEAR"
>>151207867oh i get it you live there. who else would try to defend that shit hole. whatever. try not to get shot or stabbed.
he looks... fried
VLADDY SLAM!!!!!!!!
>>151208068that bat flip is tuff
>>151208001>shit holeclearly never been to much of urban california if you think this
it was>you're a permavirgin if you think we are ever losing again>we're never losing a game again (before today)what's next
>>151208117i'm genuinely concerned for you now. look out for shady perps. be careful, buddy.
this is officially the most humiliating way a new york team ended its season this year: getting raped abroad for 48 hours straight and then going home to end it all in front of your fans
>>151208177same to you dog. don't leave your property, ever, for any reason. there could be BAD PEOPLE waiting to hurt you
>>151208194I can't wait.
>>151208235prayers for your safety coming your way ;)
>>151208298prayers for your doordash credit card coming your way ;)
How long until the Yankees make it back to the World Series? Five years? Ten?
>>15120845327 years lol
>>151208453even if it's 100 years, they'll still have the most rings bitch
>>151208462no...NO!!!
>>151208369be safe, brother. post tomorrow so i'll know you made it through the night.
say the line stinkee doos
>>151208565i haven't been in a big city since april but keep fantasizing for whatever reason friendo
12 hits12 runsjankees still don't even have a hit lol
>>151189362He poops from there, y'know
FIVE SHUTOUT INNINGS GOING ON SIXDOWN 12 RUNSZERO HITSNO HITTER ALERT
Why does the ALDS play back to back but the NLDS gets a day off in between?
>>151209326what team is going to take him when the dodgers don't pick up his option so they can get Murakami?
>>151209636We love Buck.
>>151209058lol you're a complete dumbass
>>151209434A's
>>151209434M's
Retard
>>151209636Buck has been there since the Skydome opened, bro IS the franchise
>>151208099full of the exaggerated swagger of a black baseballer
:)
>>151210256Faggot Mike's two postseason hits ain't cutting it either
>>151210256Make that 1-12. All it took was for his team to be down by 11.
what went wrong?
>>151210383what possess a grown man to do this?
>>151210555couldnt be me
>>151210555I actually wondered that myself when that came out and then I thought you're at your physical peak and proud of your body and want to show it off for the sake of posterity
>>151210256:)
I didn't follow the Blue Jays this season - they are tearing up the Yankees, what's the deal?
>>151210995aids
>>151210995both teams are good at scoring runs and bad at preventing them
Judge can't win with these cats
>>151211528basec
Max Muncy will be signed by the Astros in the offseason lol.
>>151211608other way around
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA JANKEES LOSE. ONLY ONE MORE
the blue jays have only played 2 postseason games and now they can advance to the championship series already? is this a glitch?
kek fudge
https://x.com/Montreal_Expos/status/1974956062731296973
Yanks sure do stink
Feeling like a reverse sweep. Yanks had all the momentum at the end
>>151211741a fudgian flub
>>151211766if i did that to her i would be imprisoned for years.
a world series between the blue jays and the brewers would be a disaster for viewership
>>151211766>>151211832my duckies :)
>>151211838Don't worry friend, it'll be Jays vs Dodgers :)
Jays v Cubs WS
>>151211752>Expos twitter accountlol
Yesavage was passed by 19 teams? Holy shit.
>>151211826massive grand slam from vladdytruly showing everyone why is he the face of the franchise
>>151211848Absolutely locked inBeautiful to see
>>151201736I am always correct.
Mike's on in a minute
27
>>151212155judge is no mickey mantle, i'll tell ya
>27r
>>151211804Kill AI posters. Behead AI posters. Roundhouse kick an AI poster into the concrete. Slam dunk an AI poster into the trashcan. Crucify filthy AI posters. Defecate in an AI poster's food. Launch AI posters into the sun. Stir fry AI posters in a wok. Toss AI posters into active volcanoes. Urinate into an AI poster's gas tank. Judo throw AI posters into a wood chipper. Twist AI posters' heads off. Report AI posters to the IRS. Karate chop AI posters in half. Curb stomp pregnant AI posters. Trap AI posters in quicksand. Crush AI posters in the trash compactor. Liquefy AI posters in a vat of acid. Eat AI posters. Dissect AI posters. Exterminate AI posters in the gas chamber. Stomp AI posters' skulls with steel-toed boots. Cremate AI posters in the oven. Lobotomize AI posters. Mandatory abortions for AI posters. Grind AI posters in the garbage disposal. Drown AI posters in fried chicken grease. Vaporize AI posters with a ray gun. Kick old AI posters down the stairs. Feed AI posters to alligators. Slice AI posters with a katana.
>>151212219>mad>at 1s and 0s
>>151212135being in canada is starting to turn him indian
>>151212155>hey mike, should I swallow my cockring collection before my stepdad pawns it off? I have 27 rings and counting … I’ll rake my answer off the airhttps://www.youtube.com/live/ADPJABHrn_M?si=UoXlurG5S9PmVjDb
>>151212205Kiss em
Toronto still sucks
27 RINGS BITCH
Mike's on
23 runs in 2 games
>>151212392O.O
>>151212392All that just to get reverse swept because your bullpen sucks dick.
damn, Mike is looking old and slurring like all hellsymbolic
you're full of bananas
think mamdani and chow will do a jersey bet?
>>151212417when did the stinkees get 23 runs against our pen?
yeah i'm thinking flower makes the time makes the vibe
Mike's coping
>imanaga starting tomorrow for the cubswell shit this is starting to smell like a sweep
Cocksucker Mike
Ahem: stankeedoo ‘em!!!
>>151212512i thought imanaga was good
>>151200402Probably but the loss pushed him to announce it prematurely
How do the jays anally crush the Yankees two games in a row and the Yankees are still favoredI get the "uhm ackshually according to the stats" but it still doesn't make sense to me
george never wouldve allowed this
>>151201323Yankeesistas I thought god had our back for this one…. Why hath he foresaken us :(
>>151212553velo is king and he doesn't have it
stankee faggots fuck you
why hasnt the coverage started
>>151212601Jays ran the East from the mid 80s until the early 90s.
>>151212617god does not forget
>>151212699Or the yamkeks are just shit lmao
Gamethread?
https://x.com/TalkinYanks/status/1974942354412028187jomboy admits defeat
>high priced free agent pitcher outdueled by a who? rookieoof
>>151212785>>151212794
>>151212617some rabbi accidentally transferred the yankee evil magic onto the chicken
>>151212590starting pitchersmomentum in baseball is always tomorrow's starting pitching
>>151212799>who rookieyesavage is literally him
>>151212827jays ate up rodon in the regular season
>>151212787Jomby and The Spooks
https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/151164437/#q151166348kek the MESTIzo got banned
>>151212601They had a 18 year drought under George Steinbrenner
Chikaner seething and inspecting kek
>Ohtani gives up 3 runs and almost loses the game while going 0-4 with 4Ks>"OHTANI CARRIES THE DODGERS TO VICTORY AGAINST THE PHILLIES IN HIS DOMINANT POSTSEASON VICTORY"
>>151212787The dome has been a house of horrors for the Yanks, they used to win a lot in Toronto. Things have changed
>>151213105>ban evadingkek
>>151212678>>151212991yeah but the team wasnt gay then
Recker would have smashed that
>>1512131366ip 3 run games are pretty good for a pitcher in PEDball erateams regularly pay 200 mil for pitchers who go 3 and give up seven
>>151213266>The US Championship Series
>>151213266Mark Carney is a bigger faggot than Trudeau
>>151213136I mean he did better than Max Fried and he's not even primarily a pitcher.
Nu?
we need nu now more than ever
>>151213393are you back in school or wage slaving now?
>>151213416im cleanin pools with 2hu
>>151213447living your best life :)
>>151213302Auto-translation from FrenchAmercia in French is États-Unis
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