Blackhawks EditionOn the previous edition of /hoc/ >>151195364
Is this the thread?
i really don't like the boston bruins and i hope they're entering a phase of mediocrity
>>151212089
>>151212125i remember this guy, he got trb to post his face online and admit he was a major alcoholic
>>151212131Yeah
>>151212134swayman really fucked over the entire team because they got rid of his gay lover
>>151212161boston's roster sucked last year and its only gonna be worse now
If an act that is clearly against NHL rules, and performed with obvious intent to harm, results in the injury of a player and their inability to play for multiple games due to said injury, the offending player should be suspended from playing in the NHL for minimum 1y, their salary suspended during the entire duration of the suspension, while also preventing the team said player is part of from filling said players position in the roster while said player is suspended, resulting in the team being a man down for the duration of their offending players suspension.This stupid shit of letting players get away with what is quite literally the crime of battery should not be allowed in the NHL, and as such, since we're not going to actually open criminal investigations into these players actions (cuz the fanbase of the NHL at large is fine with literal crimes being committed, despite them being against the NHL rules, just because its enjoyable to watch), the offending player should at the very least be very significantly impacted within his profession, and the offending team penalized with the temporary loss of a roster slot. These garbage ass pocket change fines and, in the worse cases, few games of suspension, clearly aren't cutting it.You wanna commit a crime, on camera, and with tens of thousands of witnesses, simply because the law isnt going to touch you cuz of your job? You and your team are gonna get slapped with HEAVY penalties that impact your career and your teams season, maybe then teams will start taking this shit seriously.
>>151212134gary will read this and give them gavin
>>151212204marchand is really lucky that he escaped that dumpster fire
>>151212211many are saying this
>>151212218he wouldn't do that too me. i've been loyal.
>>151212218isn't he a little young to have a tattoo?
>>151212250only homos get tattoos
>>151212125For me it's the dinosaur :)
>>151212276based and redpilled
Go Flames!!!
>>151212276so how many tattoos do you have exactly?
Processing my tomatoes I’m using for seed
>>151212116>>151212125Off to a terrible start
>>151212218>bombston gets stuck with a winger first overall fitting
>>151212369
>>151212363neat. what are you gonna use your tomatoes for?
While there are crystal clear signs of future success for the Canes, I think there’s a very good chance that they will not have itCanes are stuck in the worst imaginable position, where making radical changes just does not make sense - regular season dominance, multiple ECF appearances. I don’t think that kind of success is gonna stop any time soon, which is gonna prevent them from making any meaningful changes to their trajectory, which are desperately needed.I think Erik Tulsky’s strategy looks super fun on paper, he keeps his team insanely competitive while building the future. But I also think it’s a losing strategy. Sometimes you need to be willing to objectively overpay to get the pieces that your team really needs at the moment. Last year they got three firsts and Stankoven for Rantanen. Three firsts, if used, could have very well been what would push Canes into the SCF. You will not build a championship team without sometimes overpaying on a trade or a FA signing. You cannot win the SC without risk.Same goes for Canes coaching. RBA built a perfectly structured oiled machine that destroys everyone who is not prepared for it. Problem is, once they get deeper into the playoffs, they meet someone who IS ready. It’s not a coincidence that almost every time Canes lose the series, it’s a sweep or something close to it. Once an opponent figures how to counteract the Canes system, it’s game over. I genuinely don’t think I’ve ever seen Canes adapt on the fly during the series. But again, his system brings them results most teams dream of, he’s very well liked, which means they’re not gonna let him go unless something goes very wrongI very much like to watch Canes, I like their fanbase and they have some amazing personalities on the team, so as long as Lightning are not involved, I would love to be proved wrong, but for now I think Canes just might waste all of their potential being stuck in this dead end. Essentially, they will be the Sharks of 2020s
>>151212389thoughts on your loss and subsequent obsession with mitch?
>>151212394probably more tomatoes
>>151212416so you eat them raw?
>>151212397cope tulsky is the smartest guy in the room they call him the human chat gpt in raleigh
>>151212250it might be a tribal native thing. he really hams up that he's a red-blooded native american
>>151212421He probably just enjoys growing them.I'm the same with weed and this year instead of going through all the harvesting labour I just threw my plant in the bush then went to the dispo
>>151212146Isn't that retard in rehab rn?
>>151212467he looks 100% white
>>151212475Its possible the schizo might have mislead us
>>151212421nta tomatoes are gross and a part of the nightshade family (solanaceae) which features a key to unlocking the demonic portal (look it up)
>>151212475trb can't admit he has a problem so as of now, no he isn't in rehab
>>151212394I’m thinking canning a batch of salsa. Kind of had my fill of eating them raw & I already have a bunch frozen for tomato sauce
>>151212475he got out early due to his good behavior
>>151212489yes but you better bet he's getting every last dollar of government native gibs in the form of tax reductions and cash payouts and untouchable elevated personhood status
>I wonder what /hoc/ wants to talk about today
i have retard strength but i'm not retarded
>>151212522you a big CHOW guy?
>no games on today
>>151212489natives in canada are major bleached
>>151212536who do (you) think will be in the cup finals in 2026?
>>151212543okay retard
>>151212549do zoomers really?
>>151212548Not sure what you mean
>>151212543how much can you bench?
>>151212585CHING CHONG
>>151212555price looks italian
i have retard brain but i'm not retarded
>>151212596:)
>>151212620found this pic of you
>>151212576they lack the social skills necessary to succeed. look at mcdavid
>>151212522cool. mix some ghost pepper into your salsa :)
>>151212634mcdavid won the coveted 4nations cup
what will drai do when mcdavid leaves
>>151212522>chilling/freezing tomatoesthat kills flavour compounds you know
>>151212620Sounds like the “I got soul but I’m not a solider” refrain from that Killers song.
>>151212675Yeah, still better than most canned tomatoes Tho.
>>151212674kill himself since he can't drag that shit team to playoffs
>>151212777you think he's going to commit suicide?
>>151212620it's a miracle!
>>151212795maybe he'll retire to become mcdavid's house husband
>>151212585tomato relish
>>151212826you think he's going to quit the nhl and enter into a gay marriage with mcdavid, who is already married?
have fun getting botulism
>>151212845i always throw out cans with dentsjust to be safe
>>151212845I’ve been canning for a decade and I can count on one hand how many times I’ve had something spoil. It’s zero.
>>151212903you have zero fingers?
blasting disgusting smelling pelechs tonight
>>151212945cringe
>>151212089I enjoy hockey and lying about being raped tee hee
Still trying to figure out what Stienburg’s plan was here
>>151212974Wassup E.M.
>>151213031trb*
jays bro's we won again unlike dylan and trb
I regret not drinking more water
gary would sell the stanley cup itself if he could make an extra penny
>>151212595120 iq
>>151213074>he's making things up again
Pumpkin beer has flavor compounds
>>151213003
how is that a fucking regret like are you stranded dying in the desert right now. Geeze.
I just wanted to say how I think it’s extremely pathetic that the hurricanes have tried to garner sympathy from the public over the Mikko trade.
ALLAH BLESS THE FLAMIACSBRING THE CUP TO THE MECCA OF HOCKET CALGARYBLESS THE GREAT CALIPHATE LANNY MCDONALDINSHALLAH
>he thinks dylan and trb won
>>151213133which one? They lost two Rantanen trades
>>151213177>dylan Well you’ve mentioned me unprompted yet a-fucking-gain so yes I do believe I am winning
>>151213215
>>151213243another boogeyman for his delusions
>>151213238Not so fast
>>151213243>>151213286>>151213348these retards were all gone for about 3 days btw
>>151213441They got copey?!
>>151213286oh great the schizos are back
>>151213448hoc without rapey is best hoc
>>151213448source?
>>151213448who cares king retard is still in forced rehab
>>151213449Fraid so. Some say his bussy is still broken to this very day
>>151213557reminds me of trb and 04/17/22
>>151213569your boyfriend you mean?
if not for hockey mcdavid would be a middle school science teacher
so glad that boomergod raped dylan that one chilly night tbqhwyf
>>151213624bud isn't trb's boyfriend. he doesn't like to commit to relationships
>>151213660>bring up Copey’s broken bussy>n-no u KWARBBB
>>151213793>xhe thinks i even read xer schizo ramblingsjej
you dont hear much about randy these days
>>151214043he's busy researching
“Meet Gary Bettman. Commissioner, businessman, and part-time puppeteer. His stage: the National Hockey League. His strings: a telephone line that reaches from Manhattan to every whistle on the ice. But tonight, Mr. Bettman’s about to discover that some games can’t be scripted, and some calls echo far beyond the rink. Because in this arena… the replay booth belongs to a higher power..the one that officiates in the Twilight Zone.”
johnny gaudreau died
>>151214019Forgot to take your VPN again you broken bussy flustered RETARD.
>>151214095Randy's too retarded to get into college
dylan is fuming
>>151214201>fumingNo but close Im smoking a camel
>>151214096Good prompt but unfortunately I know sloppa when I see sloppa
new brunswick nationalism
homeless guy marnered on the sidewalk outside my apartment again
Hockey
>>151214472gross
>>151214469That's the england lion from medieval ii total war
>>151214479returning soon
>>151214472we call those Nicolas Roys here now
unfortunately ill be watching baseball on tuesday night
>>151214542is that some video game, manchild?
>>151214135Too soon
Found an old cspan video of my grandpa where he’s talking and cracking jokes. He has dementia now and it hits hard to remember how he used to be. Last time I saw him he thought I was just some employee at the capital.
>>151214623That's nice but keep it to yourself.
>>151214594we respect roy here on /hoc/
>>151214600You didn't have to tell us that you are gay we already knew
>>151214715he was drafted 1st overall by the screaming eagles but didn't want to live in cape breton so they had to trade him
>>151214623I'm sorry about that. My 102 year old grandma didn't know who I was when she was still alive
>>151214864Hon hon hon I don't want to speak le hanglish
>>151214864sad
>>151214735Let me tell you something faggot. When I was 10 years old visiting my grandparents house I went down in to the basement and found my grandmother yelling "no no no no no" at the tv that my cousins were playing mario kart on. 2 years later my grandfather put her in a home and announced to my father that he was dating some next woman who moves in with him. As a result of this sudden turn of events, my father and his father didn't speak to each other for 10 years, not until he was on his deathbed, dying of cancer. Although they didn't speak, I still got to go visit my grand mother a dozen times a year in the old folks home and witness the slow degradation of her mental capacities as a result of alzheimers. For the list 6 years or so she disn't say a word, but she would stare at me like she recognized me and new who I was, people said they thought I was her husband because we looks similar. But she never spoke, and even if she could she wouldn't remember. She after 15 years in the home, grandpa wasn't at the very small funeral. He died a couple of years later and wouldn't you know it, he left all the ineritance to the other woman and when my dad and uncle went to clean out his house, they found that they coulsn't find any photos of themselves from their youth, they had all been thrown in the trash already.I don't come here to read sob stories, I come here to get away from them. Go cry somewhere else.
>>151214992tl:drpost ending in 6 is what ill read
>>151214992https://youtu.be/yshNnrMsofU
>>151214992>elsestopped reading right there way too many words
>>151214864his loss
>>151215060for me that was when I decided the rest of the post was worth reading
remember that movie killer klowns from outer space
>>151214623>some employee at the capital?
>>151214735>>151214992Oh i'm sorry I thought you were calling me gay for some other reason. I wouldnt have wrote all that.
>>151214879It’s such dude I hate watching my family get older >>151215185He used to be a politician and then a judge
>trb making up dementia sob stories againthe fuck?
preseason odds once again favor the hurricanes.
>>151215535Not the raped bitch and it’s not made up. I could post the video but I’m not trying to dox my dementia having grandfather so idk what proof you want
Good luck on Monday wagiebros!
>>151215690Pretty sure they favor the Oilers
My grandfather was a famous train robber and village rapist in slovakia
>>151215690>dallas vs. carolinai won't watch, gary
>>151215763Oh you’ll watch alright
>>151215763same. i didn't watch vegass vs panties and i won't watch this either
>>151215690I really don't trust analytics
oh man I need to take a huge stanton
>>151215763i'm excited for the kings - oilers playoff series
>>151215832canes are getting bounced in the first round by the shitty devils or the even shittier rangers
>>151215910rags arent making the playoffs again
>>151215910i don't think miller can scream "FUCK!!" loud enough or often enough for the rags to make the playoffs
>>151215690all of garys favorite sunbelt teams cup favorites who'da thought!
Why do me and my flames have to wait 3 games to get a home opener
>>151215909I'm thinking this is the Kings year to beat the Oilers.
>>151216139Gary gets all the irrelevant teams to be the opponents for the season openers of the main character teams this year.
>>151216200Go back to rehab Mitch
>>151212674he will get very pissy
going to say the word in real life
>>151206891No.>>151206892Huh. I don't think I've ever seen reindeer with at least a little snow on the ground.
>>151212634mcdavid is taking a course to fix this
haven't been logged in for a few hours went to get some beers with the boys is dylan still having a melty
>>151216742earlier in this thread he wasour radies won kwab of the week though :(
>>151216773oh no they didn't. you have to have expectations to win kwabotw. ravens took that one ez
>>151216139INSHALLAH
>>151216725I need that course
these bills jerseys are trash
>>151216143Yeah, it's hard to beat a team 5 years in a row
>>151216980kek
>this year>kings>playoffs
>>151216773>>151216813dynamite actually won kwabotw record low 470k kwab
>>151217121true for almost what 3 years now?
>>151217164kwab Iove being an E-God Then Now Forever
>>151217221Together
slopdown was cancelled
that was hampage ya stinky tranny
Yeah see what I mean? We stopped talking about my starsies for like an hour and the thread went straight to shit. I’m like Atlas I swear. Carrying this genny on my shoulders and I don’t even need to seethe over VPN personas I’ve invented.
eat dick dylan
I hope the /hoc/ pwhl player's friends tell her she's soooo funny I think white women still do that
>>151217556>eat dick dylanT.
>dylanKWAB no milly
>>151217619>copey KWAB no future Your team is so fucking washed that they think Mitch the invisible man Marner will help them in the one area he is proven to be objectively demonstrably shit at. Mitch moved to Vegas because Stephanie likes the tacky wares you peasants hawk on main.
Huomenta but the opposite
dylan is so fucking worked kwab
>>151217675\ sill detected
>>151217816>>151217817>0 refutations Concession accepted
Does /hoc/ drive?
>>151217956cope hoc is a walkable city with no minorities
>>151217956
>>151217675oh my god he's losing it before the season has even started KEK kwab no milly *dabs*
>>151217675Why do you know marners wifes name offhand like that
>>151218098maybe copey and stephanie are friends
>>151218114based illiterate retard
>>151218009that but a small town in the mountains
>>151218145Kek
>>151217956I drive a range >>151218064>oh my god he's losing it before the season has even started KEK kwab no milly *dabs*T.
>>151218164we don't post selfies here
>>151218098I know every Stephanie
>>151218153That commutes exclusively via snowmobile and where drinking and driving is mandatory
>>151218194This is where all the retired nhl players go they commute to their job as "podcaster"
>>151218188for me it's mcmahon and vaquer
>>151218206>>151218194Boomer Humour
>>151218291For me it’s all of them. You know nearly exactly what you’re going to get with a Stephanie. The same applies to Ashleys but in a bad way
they only made my city walkable by making it absolute hell to drive anywhere. cant make left turns anywhere. have circle the block for 40 minutes to find a parking spot. i refuse to ride a bike around like some alcoholic being put through his humiliation ritual.
new idea: hobo hockey league
>>151218382True all my drunk retard friends ride bikes downtown. I drive my car so I don't get drunk out and about, I wait until I get home to do that.
My gay little hair feels great in the wind :)
>>151217956a nice sensible corolla
>>151218687based. corollas and accords are goat
Nowhere in the NHL rulebook does it say that a dog is not allowed to compete
Normalize pressing your lips against your sister's warm soft supple lips
>>151218783
>>151218804She's gay she likes girls
Fucking PERFECT my kid has a fever, school picture day is tomorrow and we just got over the virus from hell. I’m going to crash the fuck out.
>>151218878i hope you kid gets better crashing out is for zoomers
>>151218878bit early for school pics
having an Italian ice
>>151219075Thank you >>151219230I thought so too but here we are I had to remember how to fill out the picture form picking the backdrop and package and everything and surprisingly they still accept checks.
>>151219359>surprisingly they still accept checkskek
FLY, FLYERS, FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY(FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT)FIGHT, FLYERS, FIGHTSCORE A GOAL NOW 1 - 2 - 3(1 - 2 - 3)HIT EM LOW!HIT EM HIGH!AND WATCH OUR FLYERS FLY!ON THE ROAD TO VICTORY!!F - L - Y - E - R - SFLYERS!!!!Fuck new york
>>151219452fuck off flyer weeb faggot
>>151219472thoughts on your victory over trb?
>>151219516I beat you? nice.
>>151219516cope bud is a weab too
bros the team this year got a serious upgrade with ep40 that extremely gay nux swede that got bullied by the pumpkin man the chip? the chip has already been won, its only a matter of time. that name goin back on the cup this year puck is back bros, feels goodthanx 4 ur time bros ill make my leave now
>>151219644You shouldn't play Miller and Pettersson together
>>151219644this fucking retard
>>151219644later gator
BoOooOOOOoo im a ghooOOOOooOOOost!
>>151219932aaaah a retard!!
>>151219932spoopy
TO THE COWARDI will be at Eissporthalle Frankfurtat 21:35IF YOU HAVE A SPINESHOW UP AND FACE ME INSTEAD OF SMOKING FAGSYOU WILL BE THE FAG THAT GETS SMOKED INSTEAD
any good games on tomorrow?
>>151220045You ever gonna come to Cowtown?
>>151220045sorry man I gotta split at 21:30 so we'll have to reschedule
normalize sleeping naked pressed up against your biological sister
>>151220055yes, please msg me to schedule a fightHave a Happy Monday
>>151220065no problemlook forward to our next rumblehave a safe nightCOWARD
>>151220116Come for 1st of July
>>151220087we're all counting on you to lead the charge
>>151219946kiding jus me!
>>151220189
>>151220045no game tonight plus I'm going back to lebanon todayI'll meet you at spinneys in dbayeh and I'll FIST FUCK YOUR FACE
I'd actually rather have the raped bitch spam back than this sister kissing faggot gimmick
i've unfortunately decided that the fighting guy gimmick sucks.
>>151220318it IS better than the sister gimmick. probably the same person though throwing shit at the wall to see what sticks
Oily Boys :)
>>151220361
finns are LITERALLY coping right meow
>>151220400I think this might be a cat.
I wonder if team /hoc/ could take on team peru
golden knights rule bros
>>151220494copey why are you so fat?
season lowkey starts tomorrow
>>151220784we're not fat here tranny btw no milly KWAB
there is literally nothing wrong with being fat
>>151220818>we're not fat
>>151220818we're fat here
>>151220353im sorry i didnt mean to friten uplz forgiv me
>>151220818FATTY HAS NO MILLY kwab
>>151220831Why are Vegas fans so fucking fat?
>>151220878fat and foot fetishists
The Vegas fan got told and went directly into hiding
>>151212231
Is it october yet?
>>151220908i have great news
>>151220908Jep
why did she pretend to be a nurse to kill her husband?
>>151220884i'm grinding infernal hordes tranny don't ever @ me again
>>151220965well shit, now I want to hear this theory
>>151215690>>151215711>>151220369>>151220405>>151220430https://youtu.be/GxEXrqsRn34
panthers desu
>>151221039TWO TIME BACK TO BACK
>>151220884Good clean hit desu
>>151221061we don't post pedos here
>>151220884>how dare you hit me in a sport where you are allowed to hit!
we don't hit aging glass boned players here
>>151212632> canadian down syndromei-is it not the same as the regular down syndrome?
>>151221088Your team is shit and run by retards.
>>151221213no they have a 2x multiplier, where most retards only have an additive multiplier
>>151221223oh no you must be confused, my team has a cup this milly, and in your lifetime.
>>151221227My team has two, bitch.
>>151221237post your timestamped jersey, otherwise, i accept your concession
>7-0OHNONO ST LOUISXISTERS, PANTHERCHADS KEEP WINNING
got a lot of unfrenly ragebaiters itt
>>151221239
Feeling the call of marner
>>151221310>can'tadian has to cuck to an american teamKWAB at least you delivered i guess kek
>he didn't deny the faggot allegations
>>151221315we don't call those that here now we call them nicolas roys
>>151221315We still call those that here.
>>151221342What the fuck no we don't
>>151221351we don't>>151221357we do
poster above me sucks cocks for a living
Yep now that was a foul marner to start the day
>>151221383i think you mean your nic roy
is it true your first marner is green ?
>>151221404your first nic roy is almost black
>>151221404Your first marner is pure liquid
I know what a marner is (poop), but wtf is a Nic Roy?
>>151221416copey trying to force a different term with the same meaning
>>151221416A hardworking team player whos not afraid to work the corners
For me its when im Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginlaing at life
daily reminder to bully this scum fuck to suicide >>151221342
>>151221476Trvke
>>151221476maybe not to suicide
>>151221496copey is no fren of mine
>>151221539ur a fag then
>>151221559cope harder, copey
gosh I wonder what the in flight meal is going to be on "middle eastern airlines"
Allahu snackbar
>>151221596I'm not copey I just like how he pwns all you n00bs and makes you seetheI hate vegas
>Copeys only allies are the mooslim chud and trbGrim
>>151221652can't believe he threw away the broship in favor of those dimeless jabronis. truly grim
>samir only gets validated by a wrestlefagkek lol lmao kwab and jen
>>151221674spooky
>>151220963
Ranking of the most SHIT teams, in no particular order:>Anaheim Ducks>Buffalo Sabres>Calgary Flames>Chicago Blackhawks>Columbus Blue Jackets>Nashville Predators>New York Islanders>Ottawa Senators>Philadelphia Flyers>San Jose Sharks>Seattle Kraken>Toronto Maple Leafs>Utah Mammoth>Vancouver Canucks.
>>151221476Holy shit what a deranged retard he really is.
>>151221755you forgot our dead wings dr. sven
morning marner feels spicy
>>151221755theres a typo (flames )
>>151221903he spelt calgary flames correctly
>>151221931takagipedos btfo
>>151221931>speltwe spell it as "spelled" here
I would give my life to protect Takagi and our Calgary Flames
>>151221997Canadian sportCanadian spelling sorry bud
>>151222006well I guess it's a good thing the life of a muslim is worthless otherwise I might shed a single tear
>>151221997didnt ask
>>151222027Good morning sir
>>151222025>>1512220281993
>>1512220392025
>>151222006protect hoob from injury for me :(
it's a cuck trait to own a shirt with a players name on the back
>>151222072>shirt Thank god I only wear jerseys
>>151222078I apologize about the fact that shirt and jersey are the same word in my caveman language
apologizing sounds like a pretty cuck thing to do
mfw i get this get in honour of our flames
it's called a sweater you fucking brown retard
hyvaa huomenta
we wear sweaters
>>151222111>he fucking did it Flames could never
>>151222173;)
going to a KHL game again next week, this time with two girls lmaochicks love hokki for some reason, but they don't even know anything about it
>>151222243women have no place at the arena except as entertainmentthe spectacle is not for their eyes
Say blackhawks three times fast
>>151222306say "I will love you long time and feed you Oltermanni for the rest of your life" slowly
>>1512220251 9 9 3993
Why is it so hot? I had to make my summer blanky out
>>1512223691980
>>151222243Based and have fun! Make sure to marry and reproduce with at least one
marner smelled like burnt rubber
>>151223017did you eat a honda civic?
>>151223017my cat's marners smell like that
>Rantanen>Heiskanen>Harley>Robertson>Oettinger >Seguin>Lindell>Hintz>Johnston>DucheneThis team fucks. Also have a 1st and two 2nds in the next two drafts. Feels good.
Gary loves his sunbelt
>>151223042Can't wait for Jim Nill's 4peat in the "32 old fucks vote for their friends before the conference finals" awards category
>>151223042but when will they win?
Gary grows the game greedily
>>151223042Carolina west
>>151223222checked
Chara is an overrated goon
>>1512231472026 baybay mark your calendar because we’re having a parade
>season starts tomorrow:)>only shit games:/
>>151223334Marks another offseason we all survived tho
>>151223334
>battle of Alberta on wednesday:)
>>151223334At least we have hockey
>>151223341Did all of us make it this year?
Eight stars of gold on a field of blueeeeeeAlaska’s flag may it mean to youuuuuThe blue of the sea, the evening skyThe mountain lakes and the flowers nearbyThe gold of the early sourdough's dreamsThe precious gold of the hills and streamsThe brilliant stars in the northern skyThe "Bear," the "Dipper," and shining highThe great North Star with its steady lightO'er land and sea a beacon brightAlaska's flag to Alaskans dearThe simple flag of a last frontier.>I miss the aces so much
>>151223380WAGMI
>>151223380Idk but I did
>>151222114For me it’s orange Red Bull
Has there ever been an NHL game that ended 6-7?
sipping green tea because I'm Chinese and gay
>>151223603Why are zoomers so obsessed with that number? Back in my day it was 69
>>151223603>6-7
hellstinki = 0 stan leesbrapislopa = 0 stan leesmontréal = 24 stan lees
>>151223604>love matcha >can speak mandarin >gay/bi we’re bros. wanna fuck?
>>151223643checkin those brisebois dubs
>>151223620Yeah but 69 has a definitive meaning and context at least. 6-7 is just a filler phrase. I guess the millennial equivalent would be like >aWkWaRd or >rawr or >random
>>151223643I’m not from Helsinki
>>151223694Tampere then?
more like tampon
>>151223699nana your business
>>151223718must be cozy living in a small Finnish village in the middle of nowhere
>>151223655i said that shit just clowning dawg c'mon how fucked up is you
>>151223801pretty sadly enough. still want to marry a woman solely to reproduce
miss me with this gay shit
>Sources: @utahmammoth made a push to get rising star Logan Cooley extended before start of the season, but his camp turned down an 8-year deal worth nearly $77 million (8 years x $9.6 million).
>>151223932He’s a retard
>>151223932>nearly 10 mil isnt enough off an elcsalaries are finally healingmaybe one day we will see a 500 million contract in the nhl
>>151223932Reminder Slafkovsky went first in that draft kwab
OOOOOOOH MAMMY OH LORDY OH MAMMYOOOOH MORMON MAMMY, UTAH MAMMY
>>151224147cooley wouldnt be making the top line on the habs
One more sleep until hockey is back :)
>>151224006Your team will still be shit and still run by a retard.
>>151224350I can't wait desu
>>151224404those are my red wings
>>151224404Just like my Stars>jake walman? No way>cody ceci will fix it
>>151224404well actually they're run by a bunch of retards
a bunch of swedish retards
just like the islanders
>>151223932They listened to the hockey pdocast and heard that Cooley will have a huge breakthrough with 80+points.>>151224006NHL media think this and try to gaslight fans into believing it's good for them too.
Wolfie has the best contract in the league the Convoy won the Wolfpack won
>>151224557R A R E A R E
>>151224630newfag
>>151224639I’ve been posting since Covid
>>151224655keep lurking bitchtits
Islanders really drafted a dman instead of misa lol
>>151224655well, we've never heard of you
>newfag this>newfag thatbeing familiar with former shitposters doesn'tmake you special
>>151223371>yay I get to watch the flames get humiliated again
>>151224739I'm not a shitposter I'm a gentleman and a valuable asset to the /hoc/ community
>>151224739Found another one
>>151224739I recognise this Finn
>>151224592>NHL media think this and try to gaslight fans into believing it's good for them too.why is it better for fans if the players earn less?
Glad to see Canada dabbing on the usa in a different sport. Blue jays are Canadas team!
https://x.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/1975233009851998355grok is this true
>>151224791anyone get filmed fuggin in the outfield hotel yet
>>151224806Buds going to be upset over this
>>151224806guarantee the term is no more than 4 years
>>151224806What a cancerous fucking league. Shit fucking sport. Nothing fun or exciting ever happens. I hope Gary kills everything and rebuilds it NBA style.
>>151224826I’m going to predict it’s 1-2 tops
>>151224806>source :Elliot's assWas /hoc/ busy?
3 years 15 t. jewish insider
>>151224738I’ve created many memes
>>151224854name three
>>151224853Oh fuck off you got that from Friedman
>The ride never ends
>>151224874he got it from me in the chosen people group chat
>nsshl cape breton division>3 teams >half the guys were goons in jr. a>20 game season + playoffs these guys are going to kill each other lol
Based mcdavid he hates the usa
>>151224147we're very proud to have our busts overseas
>>151224893"our rulz" reminds me of when i see "cheez" and "chicken wyngz" in the grocery store
>>151224896>Torts Hell yeee
>>151224897He's just like us
>>151224897flames are America's Team so it makes sense
Chara is a honorary czechoslovak
>>1512249221989
>>151224922Flames suck shit enjoy missingnolayoffs
>7x7 for WalmanYeah Soilers aren’t winning shit this year either
>>151224954omar spotted>>151224958samir seething
>>151224882Pain
Was told from start, "You'll be surprised at the AAV" on McDavid deal.It will be less than Kaprizov, quite possibly in $15 million range, and could be as short as two, three years
>>151224911reminds me of the late 90s when men were men
>>151224984hey dom
>>151224934never. get your dirty paws away and back off, pepík
>>151224995Based mcdavid pleasing the jewish owners by tanking the comparables argument
>>151224954i was born that year and im a habs fancant get any worse than losing le coupe to the lames so it was nice it happened when it did
Nothing but fucking shit games tomorrow Thank you Gary
>>151224984Make playoffs first
>>151225019stay scared m8
McMeme takes less for let’s say 3 years. Oilers don’t do shit over those 3 years. Was it worth it? 3 years older no cup and less wealth.
>>151225045maybe the real cup was the friends he made along the way
Should I watch kpop demon hunters?
>>151225088I dunno, what is it?
>>151224826If it keeps the AAV down that's a good thing
>>151225107A movie on Netflix
>>151225088anime? more like really gay
Mcdavid signed for 2 years for 12.5 million. Yep oilers are a lock for the cup.
>he called it a movie
For Public Record, /hoc/ will NEVER care if you watch a movie, no matter how gay or Japanese it is, and doesn't want to come to your birthday party
>>151225242>>151225227Okay fine if you insist… I’ll watch it now
/hoc/'s cap rate is too low
>>151224783Cheaper tickets, merch etc etc
>>151225251Are you going to make a review and post it on /hoc/?how exciting; I can't wait
movie reviews are a /wpwgbc/ activity and therefore approved
mcdavid got a snow shovelling job from the oilers for him and the wife to go with his 12.5 salary. same company as kawhi leonard tree planting services.
>>151225088I’ve heard it’s fun
This is Connor saying he wants to win. He just wants to win. Canada wants to win. Connor, and Canada, has been utterly demoralized and embarrassed on the international stage two years in a row. He’s not betting on anything to do with money or the cap. He just wants to win. That is all he cares about. This is our moment.
>>151223017>>151223033we don't call those that here now>>151223387aces played yesterday
>>151225017Gary really only chose shit games to start the season
>can I shovel 'em or what, goyim??
really hope whoever is baking the next bread will make it racist, sexist, transphobic, or antisemitic
>>151225291/hoc/ is a music general
>2x12.5KWAB if the oilers don't win he gone huh.
>>151225412>image redacted: THIS is Gary Bettman, goyim
>>151225421I’ll try my best
Can the next thread be ice hockey related? thanks
>>151225455>>151225455>>151225455New
How come free agents clamour to Edmonton and take sweetheart deals but when it comes to Calgary, they can’t wait to get out?
how many goals for bedard tomorrow night?
