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>>151213594Based Dodger fans
Is this @nutho?
My Doggie Doos
>>151213588based
>>151213599kys
>>151213552>mfw there is no one who can stop us
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>>151213600as a dodgerfan, this was amazinghttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a4qCFgzysF8
>>151213586how are the yankees so bad?
what's in cancun?
Iconic
>>151213699kek
>leafcucks star player is a nigger named like a russiankekglobohomo humiliation ritual
>>151213699>he actually went I think mlb players should be more aware of genny memes and their impact on their most loyal shitposters >:(
>>151213699Boats and hoes.
>>151213699thought it was just a meme
>>151213699To watch a real team like the Tigres de Quintana Roo
>>151213699hookers and blow
>>151213885>he has story alerts on for playerspanamabro…
>>151213699daddy cohen is footing the bill
Where's muh etsy witch now you fucking faggots
How true is this?
>>151213947what you don't?
>>151213699I wouldn't mind going to Cancun rn desu
>>151213990Kek stankeedoos coping hard down two games in the ALCS to Toronto
>>151213997why isnt he the dh
>>151213916Yankees are just such fucking frauds lately.>End year dunking on shit teams>We're NEVER LOSING AGAIN>Get gaped by 1 good Sux Pitcher>silence>Statpad on the remaining shit sux pitchers>WE ARE NEVER LOSING AGAIN>play a real team>Get massively gaped>silence>START TO GET RAPED AGAIN WORSE>silence>Statpad on shit relievers for the rest of the loss>WE GETTING HOT NOWIt is all so tiresome. It's just not a high caliber team at all.
>>151214103ALDS*>>151214115kek look at him go!
>>151213699>beaches>whores>bars>nice resorts it's a fun way to relax
baseball gods won't allow a repeat, time for a cheeky blue jays world series win
>>151213699Don't some MLB players play winter ball in Latin America to stay in top playing shape?
>Yankees drop forst two games to Toronto >give up a post season record 23 runs in those two games >everyone! look at what Juan Soto is doing!!!kek yamkeks
small victories
>>151214351HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151214351Soto did this in the 9th inning of a game this year with a home run, it was kind of funny desu
>>151214197There hasn't been a repeat in 2 decades anons, nature needs to heal and get my doyers a fivepeat.
I don't think I need to watch more of this. Tigers are winning easily.
>>151214351>no hitter with relieversgay
>>151214451how about ten?
>>151214451There is nothing natural about the Doyers. Soulless franchise favored by Manfred to change rules specifically for them, juicing balls, and paying off the umps
>>151214526iirc the yankees got a hit immediately when the first reliever got in, like the first batter
>>151214534I honestly felt like I went to far with the 5 comment. You're crazy anon!
>>151214534How about you kys
Yankees in six
what would happens if skubal signs with the dodgers
>>151214669lol so true, big dave
>>151214669https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x9NSSCzrnRw
>>151214625A new rule to let the DH stay in if he's also pitching, how horrible. How manfred ruin the game like this.
>>151214669none of those guys have any R'z
Is there a site to stream radio broadcasts? I can't stand these fucking announcers
>>151214739>esl You didn’t watch ball before ohtani
>>151214633grisham grounded out to bruihl before judge got the first hit of the game
So what are the Jays doing that the Red Sox didn't do?
>>151214739>How manfred ruin the game like this.
>>151214797Hitting the baseball a lot.
>>151214803You're replying to a doyerpaco
>>151214785welcome to the VARSHOW
>>151214836How will Dodger fans treat him when he's an Astro next year?
>>151214827kek seethe bitch
>>151214797bawston only had 19 hits across 3 games
How will Dodger fans treat him when he's an Astro next year?
>>151214882Based
SKUBAL KEK
>>151214867lol retard
reminder:>it was "we're never losing again">it was "28 this year!">it was "yankees deserved to win the east">it was "yankees can beat postseason teams"
>>151214938Based
>>151215016Rico Suave
>>151215016betcha he gets a lot of pussy
>>151215016Based>>151215114Based
>>151215114kino
>>151215158Cringe
>>151215158it's fun imagining your search history
>>151215114cringe
I was told by a poster, I'm not going to name names, that the yankees weren't going to lose another game and in fact were going to win the world series, but that 2nd number just keeps going up every day
doyerpacos seething kek
>>151215114>bringing a glove to the game after the age of 16ISHYGDDT
>>151215158would
>>151214951they unironically had a clubhouse party the night the astros were eliminated, no lie
>>151215235Alejandro claims to hate anime and vt but immediately knew how to find bbc edits of all your favorite characters and vtubers. It’s like he knew all of their names already. I find that interesting.
>>151215114sovl
trying to find anyone who isn't ugly in these pictures is hard lol
>>151215315https://blacked.booru.org/index.php?page=post&s=list&tags=your_waifu
>>151215323Would left btw
>>151215315Are you the based and blessed detective?
>>151215315Thank you for your service, inspector
ate 3 burgers my marner is gonna be sizeable
>b-but how did you know the name???do you retards not use 4chan x? reverse image search>>151215388
Hololive Night is an affront to human dignity and decency
Kek Alejandro is obsessed with bbc hentai and dodgers baseball!!
>>151215403I find your posts to be shallow, and pedantic.
>>151215402keep us posted
>>151214130every single word of this is true.
I find it funny that September 1st, Mariners were struggling with 20k attendance but suddenly the stadium is packed and everyone has an Ichiro, Raleigh, or Rodriguez jersey on today
>>151215402we call them judges here
>>151215323would left, would the one on the right taking a photo of the entrance
>>151215470nobody likes a loser, idiot
>was looking for Tigers game>check FOX>nope.jpg>eventually find it on FS1Let the nation see arguably the best pitcher on earth in the playoffs against big dumper? Nah, let FOX show two animated sitcoms instead Fuck off Manfred
>>151215533>Let the nation see arguably the best pitcher on earth in the playoffsohtani pitched last night tho
>>151215584and gave up how many runs?
>>151215584>gave up 3 runs >went 0-4>gifted a walk by the umpies on Manfred’s orders
>>151215402they call them nicolas roys in vegas and cape breton
>>151215698this is his playoff form, pls be patient
getting raped by a Canadian team is more humiliating than the mets not making the playoffs
>>151215496do not, there is literally a team called the marners. we call them marners here
>>151215766t. seething MESTizo
>>151215766whatever helps you sleep at night, mestboricua
>>151215788nope, we also call them stantons
>>151215792>>151215796Not a mets fan. I’m a crypto canadian who lives in cali and supports los doyers.
>>151215766It’s not, but posting Juan Soto’s Instagram status while being down 0-2 in the DS is def cringe. Jomboy will be posting about it soon I’m sure.
>>151215858kys
>low scoring gamethe winner gets the honor of getting blown the fuck out by the jays
>>151215929Jays blowing their beans too early. Bats are due to go cold soon.
Dodgers vs Blue Jays WS confirmed
>>151215962a rematch of the 1994 WS
so what are the yankees going to do when Judge retires after the first post-lockout season?
>>151215817True kekI concede
>Great hitting>Good fielding>Okay pitching>Meme energyIs this good enough to clinch the ALCS? WS?
Why are there no black players for Detroit?
>>151215443wtf where did he get a phone with a headphone jack?
I checked out when it was 0 to 12. Did the Jays send some 9 to 5 players that the yanks got 7 runs?
>>151215962mexico vs canada kino
>>151213552Why did /mlb/ just become /ladg/? Literally just dodgers general at this point.
>>151216030dodgers won last year with shit SP and bp rotations
>>151216079because they're the only relevant team
>>151216030At least alcs since Detroit and Seattle can't seem to do shit. Might get them a couple wins the eries
This is a Mariners board.
>>151216079west coast posting hours
>>151216051My phone still has a jack.
>>151216030How short is this guy? He looks ridiculous. Respectfully.
>>151216142Too much activity for that to be true
>>151216142Polanco just confirmed this.
Skubal's dad Jorge Polanco
KEK SKUBAL
I don't know about this screwball guy
>>151216162he plays the meme position of catcher
>>151216079/mlb/ was always the dodgers general
if skubal is so good why did he give up two homers to some guy named polanco?
I fucking hate doyerfags
The ump in this mariner’s game is wearing an upside down mariner’s logo on his chest. They aren’t even trying to hide it.
>>151216072Yeah. The starting pitcher was excellent and only taken out so he wouldn't be tired if he has to play in New York. Jays were up by so much that they just put up their worst pitchers to get them through to the ninth and then finished with a proper closer.
>>151216153It's old. Mine is 4 years old and doesn't have one.
>>151216381that's it, let all the seethe out
>>151216074Vladdy better play for Team Canada in the WBC 26. Their 23 lineup was pretty weak.
Crazy that Manfred is letting the Dodgers start at 7:10pm tonight but I guess the Phillies really are a small market.
>>151216381>>151216412same posting looking for attentiont. inspected
>>151216298See now that doesn't answer my question.
>>151216528He said he won't play for Canada in 2026, but is considering it for 2029.
>>151216074I prefer the 2013 version. Not just because we won but the brawl then ensued
alert: yankees/blue jays game 3 is going to be postponed due to snow
>memeiners
Kekiners
>>151217036the first MLB game the Jays ever played was played under snowy conditions. They can handle it
>>151217036>spend a billion dollars on new stadium in bad weather city >neglect to pay for a retractable roofpoverty franchise desu
the mariners are my team. They are my team. They are my team. Yes. The mariners. The Mariners are my team. What team is my team. It is the Mariners. The Mariners. They are my team. Who is my team? It is the Mariners. The mariners are my team. The mariners. That’s my team right there. The mariners.
Is this good?
RAN-DYRAN-DYRAN-DY
Can't stop watching that Vladdy slam
>>151217469cringe coded
>>151217296you'd trade it all for a single stan lee
>>151217602Shouldn't you be hanging around your 0 reply thread until it 404's
>>151217782>>151217495
>>151217820>>151217812
HR INC
MARINERS WINMARINERS WINMARINERS WIN I TOLD YOU FUCKS THEY COULD HIT SKUBAL
>No doyer baseball tonight
As a neutral fan im glad at least Tigers/Mariners is a good series.
>>151218055>>151217836
mariners won that ballgame btw
The Doyers are absolutely cheating
>>151217296I still dont know how the Yankees won as many games as they did with that bullpen.
>MUH SKOOBALDetoilet nigs BTFO
>>151218085>Game thread was comfy because chikaner was too retarded to find it so he just spammed images of Mexicans for 2.5 hours. Based Mariners.
>>1512161621.73m
>>151217036It wont be snowing but it might be a slop fight.
>>151214836>>151217469>>151217720>>151217782>>151217820>>151217857based
>>151218165kek he do be stupid as hell
Requesting the CBS preseries analysis of the Jays/Yankees.
>>151218181Yankee fans don’t shower
The Marlins now officially have the longest active drought for a home playoff win And now we have to start paying the Yankees $10 million a year for Stanton as per the trade terms:(
Congratulations, Mariners!
>>151218230/we/ did it/we/ heckin' funkoscienreddilot did it
>>151218265Passan going with the valet look
Per Passan within 3 months: >The Dodgers have decided to not pick up 3rd baseman, Max Muncy's option, he will be a free agent.>The Dodgers are in agreement of a 5 year $140 million deal with Japanese 3rd baseman, Munetaka Murakami>The Houston Astros are signing 3rd baseman Max Muncy to a 1 year deal. The former Dodger will be joining the team that robbed them of the world series the year he joined.
>>151218319no one cares doyerpaco
>>151218319might as well be the tokyo dodgers at this point
>Finished up my bag of chips i got for the weekend games right as the game in Seattle wrapped up.Thats proper bag management there.
>>151218340bandwagon weabs aren't pacos
>>151218319I'm not ready bros
>>151218230 Ah yes, game 5 of the 2003 WS. I remember it well. Well at least it was fun watching them end the Mets season and making their commentators seethe.
>8 million clamsTHANK YOU JERRY!!!!!
>Be Yanks>Go to Torontostan>Get raped twice in a period of about 24 hours
The best Yankee pitchers are all white boys with school shooter vibes. Can’t win with that.
>4th multi-homer playoff games for the M's since 1995>1995 was the first year M's were in the playoffswhat the heck how did junior/edgar/bone/cammy let that happen?
oh nonononono
>>151218492Who’s their white reliever with the low hat brim white boy drug dealer look?? Him too, bad for business. >>151218516Kek that’s bullshit but I believe it!
>>151218516Based $765 million clams plus tip thief.
>>151218468lel
>>151218434I was there, towards the outfield's first base line. Still the last home playoff win of any sort in that godforsaken stadium.
Mariners won that ballgame btw.
9̂ test
>>151214307lol they'll be joining him soon
>>151218693Still feel uneasy. Should’ve taken both at home.
>>151218595>>151218724Kek stankeedoos
All this explosive offense Blue Jays, Stankees, Mariners and Tigers are having unironically making me jealous lmao we never had that kind of clutch moments. Jesus man.
Thus concludes another thrilling day of baseball. We can all agree that if Schneider starts Gausman game 5, he should be fired. Gausman is no longer your ace, Yesavage is.
>>151218492Stankees need a heavyset white man with an affable, working class demeanor. Cole took them to the world series, but he’s old and couldn’t take them all the way. Need a young stud like skenes or skubal. Fried and Weaver don’t have what it takes. Makes me grateful to have dawgs like Ohtani and Snell pitching for us.
>>151218865You can still do a Gausman+Yesavage piggyback in Game 5 after the Game 4 bullpen day if it gets to that.
>>151218754Too sinpel, Vargas must pitch a long relief gem in Comerica now.
>>151218896Skenes is a top landing spot for the Yankees FYI, but we will keep Hitler and drop Gil for Elmer Rodrigues Cruz (AAA).
>>151218769Bloodthirsty Mets fans have been doing this for a week now.>you only lasted 3 more days than us!>you only lasted 1 more weeks than us! (you are here)>you only lasted 2 more weeks than us>you only lasted 3 more weeks than us!
Judge really quiet quitting on the boys.>hit .400>jew boy gives up 9 ER>jizz makes an error>fuck this shit team I need a trade
>>1512187542025 Mariners splits by ballpark btw
>>151218769pathetic
>>151219115Mets failed spectacularly but Yankee fans have been obsessed with Soto (who had a great season) all year. Worrying about what he’s doing rn instead of the blue jays is retarded and you know it.
>>151219200>anyone who doesn't like the mests is a yankee fan o algo
>>151219200Juan Soto is on a shit team that refuses to build around him after saying that the Mets would be better off than the Yankees. He looked gloomy for the majority of the season and hit garbage time homers too little too late.
>>151219184
my Ms gottem today :)
>>151219220nothing I said changes if you aren’t a yankees fan though.
There's too many teams that wear blue left in the playoffs. Other colors really need to step up.
PASSAN BOMB:Judge is in the process of requesting a trade.Its over stankeedoodles
What are the odds for a Jays sweep? Everything seems to suggest that the Yankees are outclassed. The best example is how just a few days ago they were talking about Schlittler's "legendary" rookie performance and now Yesavage comes out of nowhere and throws 11Ks in under six innings.
>>151219350Judge to da Mets!
>>151219328There are plenty of browns in the playoffs, thoughever
>>151219378The Yankees are capable of winning 1 game. Period.
>Yankees were a better team than the Mets last year>Yankees are a better team than the Mets this year but not as good without SotoSeems obvious where the seethe is coming from, especially after he and Stanton willed them to the ‘Eries last year.
>>151219378Winning on the road is always hard. But with Bieber on the mound, I think the Jays have a great chance to get the sweep.
Mettiedoos kek
I mean the Yankees were for sure better last year. They wish they had Soto and Gerrit Cole right now.
Aaron Judge is going to break the postseason singles record. Mr October.
>>151219422In the sense that they lost the division this year and they’re getting bootyblasted by the blue jays currently kek. I mean they can still win the pennant and prove me wrong I suppose.
>>151219350There is nothing that could possibly be better for the Yankees than losing Judge, outside of firing Boone.
>>151219383>Nolan McLean >Brandon Sproat>Jet Williams 2026 was always the plan ;)
>>151218595haha benis :DDD
>>151219492So, you think that they lost the division because they didn't have Juan Soto?
>>151219578
*bonk*
>>151219537I think they have a better season this year with him and you’re kidding me if you disagree, especially when you consider the better year Chisholm had this year. You put Juan Soto in that lineup and they win 100 games easily.
>>151219598Fortunately for Judge, the extra base he allowed with this error didn’t end up mattering.
>>151219599But why? What does Juan Soto add that they don't already have? They're the #1 offense in the MLB.
>>151219617Fried is a real team player like that!
Why didn’t Gerrit Cole simply not get injured?
>>151219653He isn't roiding like Vladdy.
>>151219625And they still came in second, I’m just saying they’d have been better with him.
>the exaggerated swagger of a black 1B
>>151219671He demolished that thing holy kek
>>151219653You go maximum effort every time you point to first and see how long your arm lasts.
>>151219671National Heritage moment
>>151219666>circular argument Why are you being obtuse nigger? What does Juan Soto add that they don't already have?
>>151219671Spectacular moment
Who is Gay For Trey here?
>>151219720Extremely
>>151219671Imagine all the pajeeta pussy in Brampton he is smashing tonight like his grandma's jersey chicken?
>>151219671It's too obvious, there are too many frauds this year. *
>>151219707I’m being obtuse. >they’re the best offense in mlb!!! How would adding one of the best hitters in mlb make them better?!?I already answered that btw. >>151219599
There is so much undeniably proof that the Doyers are cheating
>>151219733I touched his balls on cold night at the Nat back in early spring.
>>151219671Why did yamkek ace max PEED his pants simply not give up 5 runs prior to the vladdy salami?
On one hand, I want the Phillies to get swept by the Dodgers so I feel less bad about my Reds shitting themselves, on the other hand I want them to beat the Dodgers too. It's a complicated feeling.
If Vladdy is on roids, then they only finally kicked in like 2 weeks ago. And if so, then credit to him for timing it perfectly. Roid timing will be newest sabermetric.
>Stankeedoos went from never losing again to posting about Juan Soto again in a mere 48 hours and 23 runs allowed kek!
>>151219758You seem to be retarded, quantify Soto’s offensive numbers. They are nullified by the current lineup. You can't be greater than #1. Also, Bellinger adds a lot of great defense. You remember when he doubled Soto/Lindor on a shoestring catch? https://youtu.be/yVjtG8fE2p0
>>151219802>FAGGets season is over so they are gaslighting the Yankees into believing they need Soto>its been happening since Crochet beat them in game 1 of the wildcard 3 weeks agoSoto sucks, imagine getting rekt by the Reds. Enjoy Cancun.
>>151219810>you can’t be better than number 1>winning the AL East and going to the World Series is not better than losing the division and the first two games of the ALDS to the blue jays ok if you say so, good luck on Tuesday lol
my tigers are going to lose because they cannot hit the baseball and it makes me sad
>>151219833What did Juan Soto do against the NL East that makes you think he could've helped us win our division? He couldn't even win his own division. He got murdered by divisional rivals the Marlins leading to your elimination. Good luck in April.
>anyone who thinks the Yankees had a better season last year is a Mets fan O algo
>>151219845The Mariners are not hitting much either to be honest. Get comfy. Shit is going 5 games.
>>151219764saars...
>see you in AprilFAGGets kek!!!
Kek stankeedoos are seething. Chikaner curse got you is what happened.
>>151219884>Chik<headcanon>You are a schizophrenic who creates Wikipedia pages of lore with several sockpuppets.
>>151219884There's a curse named after the Blue Jays catcher? Scary stuff.
>>151218319Put Muncy in the outfield
>>151219895the bearieposter was unhinged, he was literally copying and pasting posts across both threads, actual schizo discord tranny behavior.
Do you guys want to hear a joke?The New York Yankees Professional Baseball Team
>>15121993127 rings
>>151219931Careful. That joke so funny you laugh til you Gehrig.
>>151219931no waaaaaayyyyyyy KEK
>>151219907Who?
>>151219939based MS Paint
Can the Gays beat the NL's best aka Milli-wa-kay, Philidelphia Cream Cheese, or Los Angeles?
>>151219955That depends if they can win Game 5 of the ALDS.
Anyone have the video of the Yankees fans after beating Boston? Also, why are the Americans such shitposters when it comes to the Yankees or is it just one Dodgers autist?
>>151219955Doyers scare me the most. But the Jays will find a way!
>>151219950The curse of the closed Pat Borders
ngh…
>>151219939Very nice
>>151219962>Asking that Yankees bullpen to not melt down for 3 games in a row
But in all reality, my Doyers need for the Blue Jays to lose to the Mariners in the ALCS. This Toronto team reminds me of the 2018 Red Sox minus there Apple Watches...
>psychogang is onto usChikaner owns yo non stankin azzie
guh… ngh…
>>151219972I'd vote for him
is this true?
>>151219975It's just Luke Weaver post-IL. Everyone else is just tired like Cruz. Bednar, Williams, Hill, and Doval all look great.
Vladdy… no… n-urgh
>>151219994Boone is just the guy they chose to take all the blame. He can't fix the $300M “ace” melting down, he can't fix Big G looking abysmal at the plate. This is what he has and he has to work with it.
Vladimir Guerrero Jr.’s father also played in Major League Baseball.
>>151220013Vlad Sr wasn't that good
>>151220013Was he any good?
>>151220000yankeesisters…
why's a nigger have a russian name
>>151220013>>151220028Ole ringless Vlad? Not even a HOFer kek
>>151220013And his uncle.>>151220028He's in the hall of fame and I think on the cover for one of the baseball video games, so pretty damn good.
>>151220046He's definitely not in the hall of fame
>all these canuck flagsJays can't get eliminated soon enough
>>151220046>>151220052Vlad Sr. is indeed in the Hall of Fame.
>>151220059kek I feel ya
Is that Texas fossil stone?
>>151220038>>151220052stankeedoos seething kek
>>151220078los doyerpacos kek
>>151220073>0 ringsLike father like son!
>>151220052Vlad Sr. literally has the highest career batting average of any player in the past 25 years when not counting Bonds.
M's bros, I just got home from the game. I also went to the Seahawks game. What a day. The Hawks game was almost a time filler while waiting for the baseball game. That was an amazing atmosphere and now my voice is gone. Thank the baseball gods that >we won.
>>151220091Do not reply to yankluigis they do not know anything about baseball
>>151220073>Under 3000 hits>Under 500 HRkek literally Mendoza Line
>>151219869why would they let that happen to their mascot in their own park? actually embarrassing.
>>151220106go back to your shithole
Consider Rollie Fingers
>here's your MVP bro
Kek stankeedoos
>>151220102Based truck poster. Glad you had a good time.
>>151220138He looks like he drank whiskey and sniffed cocaine after games
>>151220175It was amazing. We were all high fiving and hugging random strangers and just going crazy.
>>151220138I saw him once at a poolhall in Williamsburg Va
>>151219994Is bananaball still in season?
>stankees and doyers having a shit up the thread with the ugliest mugs in baseball contest
I think the funniest joke would be Conforto leaving the dodgers and immediately becoming good on the next team he joins
>>151220149Thanks, I love him. Did you know he has a gigantic badonkadonk?
>>151220176that's what real ballplayers do
>>151220206Miss the old days
>>151220149DUDE GIANT BUTT LMAO
Gotta post my girl too.
>>151220196muncyposter > jismposter
There's just something about Ohtani's presence that just elevates the rest of the team. Truly the GOAT
>>151220188Chisholm is such a weird player. He's a decent player and actually brings personality to an otherwise whitebread team, but half the time it's like he doesn't know what he is doing.
>>151220239ohtani allows us to dream
>>151220149Cal still has more WAR in half as many games played. What a strange comparison.
>>151220237Cancer > AIDS ahh post
I actually really do love Cal Raleigh’s big butt haha. I want to touch it really bad and squeeze it. He also has a pretty cute face too honestly. I just really like The Big Dumper lmao.
Ohtani allows us to manifest our dreams into reality and onto the physical plane of existence that we call real life.
>>151220263
>>151220272>genny meme but less funny dot text
Muncy
Jazz
We need the Inspector to get down to the bottom of all this tomfoolery that is going on in this general.
>>151220255>Dood, you don't get it, who cares if the other player has higher stats in basically every metric, think of da WAR bro. Never mind the fact that WAR is entirely situational depending on the team the player is on
>>151220149>Cal completely outclassed in plate appearances
that funky muncy
>>151220304durability doesn't get enough credit
that jiving jazz
>>151220295Agent Starling is on the case.
>>151220295Stankees got btfo two days in a row, this much we do know. This explains their need for attention, and for their least popular player. The Muncy posting goes a bit deeper, I can’t comment just yet. I need to escalate this one…
Yankees lose even with Tariffs
>>151220309True, if you aren't batting in AT LEAST 3 spots in the order each game, you're notMVP material
>>151220332
>>151220289I sat with him at a fancy dinner once, this gala charity event. We were in tuxes and he sat across from me. At one point early on a waiter brought out caesar salads, and Max started rubbing his tummy and making “yummy” noises like a toddler. Just as I picked up my salad fork—Max Muncy slapped it out of my hands. “Don’t,” he said, like scolding a dog. Stunned, I went to pick up the fork again but this time Max placed his sweaty hand on my wrist. “Like me,” he growled. He then mimed rolling up his sleeves…and proceeded to eat his salad with his hands like Cookie Monster. Lettuce and croutons went flying from his fat hands to his mouth. I was about to ask, “What the fuck?” but his blonde date made eye contact with me. She quickly shook her head, as if saying, “Just let him do this. He needs it.” I forgot to ask for his autograph: my biggest regret.
>>151220294I sat with him at a fancy dinner once—a black-tie charity gala, the kind with chandeliers and string quartets. We were both in tuxes, seated across from each other. When the appetizers came out—perfectly plated fried chicken and chilled grape soda in champagne flutes—he started rubbing his stomach and making little “mmm” noises, like a delighted child.Just as I reached for my fork, he suddenly slapped it out of my hand. “Don’t,” he said, low and firm, like he was training a dog. I froze. When I tried to pick it up again, he pressed his damp palm onto my wrist. “Like me,” he whispered.Then he rolled up his sleeves, leaned over the plate, and dug in bare-handed. Grease shimmered under the ballroom lights as he tore into the chicken, crumbs and skin flying. Between bites, he took long, dramatic sips of grape soda straight from the flute, purple fizz running down his chin.I wanted to ask what the hell was happening, but his date—a tall woman in sequins—caught my eye and shook her head. It was a silent warning: Don’t interfere. He needs this.I never did get his autograph. Biggest mistake of my life.
>>151220323Thank you for attention to this matter, Junior Inspector.
He's spamming muncy because the doyers are associated with brown people and he thinks by spamming a white player they'll lowkey score white people points
>>151220374>chilled grape soda in champagne flutes
Doyers cholos are unquestionably funnier than what ever is the Yankees equivalent. Some hasid type guy I guess? The eses win every time.
The Dodgers rotation next season:>Yams>Ohtani>Sasaki>Snell>Glasnow
>>151220374>a talk woman in sequins Lynchian
who's the most racist man in baseball history?
>>151220385I'm not an inspector, but I think the Muncy poster is a secret /nba/ anon who is trying to copy the Pistol Pete Obsessed Anon with his Muncy posting. He may or may not be related to psycho gang. But I don't think he's ERG due to his lack of text. But that just may be a new front he's trying to put on. 4D Chess.
I get physically angry watching Max Muncy hit. This man just doesn't chase. You can almost hear him sneering "that's 0.16cm outside" as he takes a ball 1. Two-strike counts don't faze him. Then he'll whip out a hellacious dong on the 9th pitch. He's suffocating. He's Max Muncy.
>>151220406Sammy Sosa.
Where is the bearieposter in all this?
>>151220408No, this style of posting is very common amongst nonwhites in /int/ and /sp/.
>>151220406
>be better player>have lower WAR valuethe phenomenon that stuns statnerds
>>151220412nonwhites can't be real racists because it's just self hatred
>>151220375>>151220379Vtubers, and more specifically vtuber expansion overseas, have been pure unadulterated cancer. These hololives or whatever they call themselves couldn't enjoy their degeneracy at home. No. They HAD to come to a fucking baseball game and parade it in front of everyone. Every year
>>151220408There's multiple muncy posters, not just one
>chikaner trying to play inspectortell us again about discord!!
>>151220415kek
Rocker on the board!
>>151220434The constantly angry type guy.
>>151220408as an occasional muncyposter but not the one who's been muncyposting lately, I can attest that there are multiple muncyposters, and I don't know what any of those other things you said are.
Rocker ain't got nothing on Recker.
>>151220416WAR's a stupid stat. Trying to use a single stat to evaluate the totality of a player will never work. This isn't a video game.
jismposter doesn't even have jism copypasta
Rocker did steroids
>jizz butthole jrkek!
They will never replace him, try as they might
Rocker is in my hall of fame
Everyone here is racist, right?
>>151220473kekkidoo!
>>151220473
>>151220473lol
i chuckled
>>151220375
browncord hours
Ahh Wade Boggs - goes down smooth.
>>151220482like 25% of us
Dodgers are threepeating
Did the blue jays thank Recker yet?
stanks really bungled that one
If your parent didn't play baseball/professional sports, you don't need to keep the Jr. in your name.
Jays oughta give recker ‘is du what’s right is right
>>151220406That one player/manager who kept calling Jackie a nigger and saying that he was obsessed with fucking white women to distract him at bat.
what went wrong?
>>151220527i'm sorry but are the yankees eliminated?
stankee butthole>>151220528based
>>151220533Me
>Ernie Clement says that he had to walk back into the Blue Jays clubhouse for a minute to collect himself after his home run because his heart was beating so fast. >“I don’t remember anything. Totally blacked out. I have no idea what I was doing. Probably looked like an idiot.”
>>151220527>they didn’t know Vlad Guerrero was in the HOFYankee fans don’t know ball
>>151220527>it was "we 107-69 now"KEK stankeedoo 'em!
>>151220482Some of us are Canadian.
why not simply generate ai images to post in the thread? i wonder how good stable diffusion is these days
>come back from watching football>ale is still seethingKek
>>151213599That's not a BJ's hat...
tankeedoos
nu>>151220553>>151220553
do the stankeedoo!do the stankeedoo!
Psychogang lostThe based argie won.
>>151215289Literally a man
>>151220434Republicans are so fucking stupid. Bad Bunny? That's what has people all worked up? So pathetic. We used to be a real country.>>151220510And this fag sounds like a woman.
>>151215289would
