The Machine generalPoomar: >>151208884
Flame!
just how bad is abus magomedov
>>151216511no more flame! we killed flame. no flame!
New Edit just droppedhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx0iFyU3kzw
chama x la flame colab is what the culture needs right now
>>151216501KWAB
>>151216532Delicious retribution. Jack Delly edit SOON
>>151216519he's really good actually
pakis and pajeets are the same to everyone except for pakis and pajeetsboth countries have no fighters so live vicariously through muslim fighters because they believe the same fairy tales as them.
What will the top5 p4p be this week?
Bigly revved, I lament.
>>151216582TRVTH NVKEHilarious how muzzmuzzes keep trying to claim Poatan, Ilia and Merab as brazzas because all their actual brazzoids are flushed
>>151216570true no known weaknesses
>>151216654schaubesque
>>151216625Is this AI? Something looks of
@grok is this real
bump for having sex with your cousins
>>151216678no that's just the Alex clone
>breaks his leg trying to leg kick >lands one lucky punch >lands 20 El bows to the arms >fellow brown nigger calls the early stoppage on the white man getting up>ducks the rematch >asks for a money fight Favelado nigger "Tire Boy" apetan pereddit>NO CHAMA
im about to invent a new meme okay just remember it was me that invented it when it takes off just like toilet till did okayare you listening*ahem*Abum Magomedovinstead of Abus he's a bum hahahah :) just a wee meme for the lads
>>151216718>t.
no man called muhammad is white kek alex represents us not lil wank
Ankbros...
>Known Weaknesses Abus Magomedov
>>151216570>got folded by Desean Strickland in 2 rounds of a 5 round fight What went wrong?
>>151216828put zem in jacuzzi jacuzzi dey feel betta
merle statusHAGGARD
>>151216866Abus was told it was a one round fight
NoChama status?
muzzes ethered so devastatingly by CHAMA they have to spam polslop for 24 hours straight
>>151216924no, more chama!
*farts and defecates*
>>151216785I see your flag is Brazil but did you really have hope for poatan? He is not a good champ in defeat, was not humble. Ank posted and he is humble in defeat, Periera is acting like a bully
>tfw no more no more Chama
>>151217011>Valter Walker >Karolina >Luque potentially dying Let's fucking go!
>>151217035*shits in hand and throws at you*
>>151217044he is humble in defeat because he got humbled by Chama's forbidden secret overhand technique not by the grace of his own character
they call me the White Poatan
Legit what's the steelman for it being an early stoppage. Ank was curled up in the fetal position. There was 3:40 left on the clock. What's the actual plan for Ank to reverse from the position he was in?
CHAMABROS WE ARE BACK
>>151217177>white Poatan Pleonasm
>>151217207Smiff guard instead of turtling up like a retard
>>151217207Tank the ground and pound for the rest of the round
https://streamable.com/iwja5l'rab in the club after the fighthow can you possibly overcome this cardio? poomar is never beating him
>>151217011Unfortunately i think ourboy Luque will lose again.>>151217044If i expected him to win? I could see it happening but i thought Ankalaev was more likely to win.And i don't think he is bad in defeat... He is just responding the shits Ali Abikalaev said about him.You see how even Jiri was pissed with him?
>AHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>151217331I don't give a flying fuck. Pun intended
>>151217207he wasnt moving any of his limbs attempting to better his positionjust shelled up waiting for herb to save himonly ones coping are muzzoids, browns and cunts who lost their rent betting on ank
losing to joe pyfer is a career death sentence
>>151217044When he lost to Izzy, Alex seemed pretty humble, especially since he had the most animosity with him
>>151217207Alex said his leg was broken and he had no chance of winning besides a one lucky shot
>>151217415good thing he landed about 30 lucky shots in a row to lil wank's skull for good measure
>>151217207We just saw Sandhagen eat like 50 punches while curling up in a ball on the ground and the ref didn't call itBefore that we saw Khalil eat like 30 punches while drunkenly stumbling across the ring and the fight didn't get stopped until he was knocked out coldAnthony Smiff has spent entire rounds in that position and the referees have never even threatened stopping the fightMake no mistake, that was a early stoppage
rinya nakamaura will be the one to defeat merab genuinely >b-but he lost to gafurov! because he didn't want to wrestle from overestimating his striking abilityfrom here on out he will go undefeated and in 2 years challenge for the title, defeating merab
>>151217411He vacated the belt and went to leg kick for 3 whole fights and got lucky against retard autistic jiri. Not a single good win.
>>151217415>legWouldn't it be toe?
Gonna miss the ESPN era.
>>151217441I only counted 1 shot going through guard.
every time a muzz schizo gets banned. a new meme flag pops up
>>151217482If Merab is still champion 2 years from now and keeps his pace he'll break Demetrius Johnson's record btw
>>151217482Japs are cannon fodder in the UFC.
remember that time BIG ANK walked out of the Arena crying because he got a draw with Jan?remember Joe 'I love Brazzas BAMHOLES' Rogan tried to trick Jan into saying Ank won?I remember....
>>151217527Umar can stop himInshallah
>>151217488Not a good look regardless id say. I think he actually got flushed by style bender. Became a leg kick merchant in LHW, moves extremely slow now compared to his glory days. This was his last win for sure.
>>151217541Anon it's been 3 years stop seething
>>151217540Japs peaked in the 80's/90's fighting their national tournaments, even then they got smoked by my guy Bas Rutten
>>151217598>>151217624>t.crying inbred muzzie
Brazzatard cope is ridiculous rn and Lil Ank isn’t even one of the main fazza’s brazzas, he’s just some side retard. If it’s this bad for him imagine how insane it’s going to be when JDM heems Jizzlam.
MMA Joey scored it as a TKO for Ankalaev
There are no Dagestani champions in the UFC right now because Cuckslam was terrified of Godlia Tobeastria and relinquished to escape himKWAB
>>151217656Lol ANK has no fans but Periera def didn't deserve a win LIKE THAT, maybe a fucking split decision bloody war 5 rounder banger to redeem himself not this Jones tier fluke?
>>151217575Does he move slow, or is it calculated movement? In de Roundtree fight he doesn't move much, he hops in and out of range, seemingly limiting his energy expenditure and turning up the pace in the end of round 3 and in round 4 when Khalil got tired
#RevvedMuzz
heeminder jeets and pakis/brown muzzies are literally the same thing to the rest of the world
>>151217781True, didn’t Islam vacate immediately after ilia or was it months after?? Like that’s not shady
>>151217656this retard actually thinks shat fella isn't getting flushed
>>151217478sandhagen and khalil were fighting back or trying to get out of their positions
brazza i need moicano remetch for legacy maddalena heemed me is okay i remetch moicano for legacy to mek up for eet brazza. Keeng Green where dis guy dis reel san bernardino gengsta
ionjohnny jiri
2, 3 years tire shop and forget
>>151217035>triHeh... If only...
>>151218182What a dreadful place to have to show up to every day
>>151217781>Islam isn't a champion because he doesn't hold the titleimo, a fighter can only lose his champ status if he retires or when he gets beaten in a fight. you can make the argument that ducking fights is behavior not worthy of a Champion, and turns your status hollow. But I believe the topturo v Islam fight will eventually happen
What level of skullmog is this?
>>151218234You dont konw what hard work is; bitch boy. Respectfully.
>>151217887Jeets would steal the jobs of the people who voted for Mexicans
>>151218277who and who
>>151218277
Reinier the ____er
>>151218438Fraudkalaev sissies? We got memed on and obliterated?
Who do you think is Conor going to fight in that special event in the White House?
>>151218315I did Burger King for a stint as a cook for my first job. It was right next to a movie theater, worst fucking times of my life. I should become a heemer
>>151217656Look who's taking about cope>Ank was a random dagenstani >He wasn't from the fazza clan>This doesn't reflect poorly on Islam and Khabib
>>151218438
>>151218472Brazza I’m ganna tek your belt an send you bek to borger king
>>151218466Chandler?Or was the fight officially cancelled?
brazza how dis happen?
>>151218529Hmmm that could be yes. Chandler said he was going to keep making fights but I think he said that he was open to make it in the future.
Chandler doing backflips on the white house lawn with Gooby’s corpse in the background would be the perfect ending to the Canor era
>fight Brazilian kickboxer with legendary knock out power >get knocked outCost of doing business
What can Jerry do differently in the trilogy?
>>151218466Chandler since he's flushed, american and still has name value
>>151218599Conor heems him easily. You are delusional. And the retires with Trump and Dana on the Octagon. Kino ending.
>>151218654not be shook
>>151218569He wanted to fight Connor for the love of the game and the payday, but I imagine that its on the white House card, he really wants it. Who else would be a good opponent for Connor?
>>151218654Clinch fight off missed punches
>>151218764Dana is a FtM that hasn't been able to change his name due to the rapist in office
>>151218654Guard his head with his handstraining kickboxing
>>151218654Dispense with the reddit head movement and technical kickboxing and turn it into a streetbeefs fight like he did in round 3 vs Khalil
>Merab, dejected, sad, walking alone through the streets, out-casted and abandoned by the brazzas>'You were never one of really brazza, U NO DIS!' roared Khabib as he pushed him out of fazza's home>he comes across a humble shop, reading the name 'Chama's tires'>he see's Alex, and Alex see's him>Alex knows what has happened, and offers him an outstretched hand>3 years later, Magomed returns to the UFC, and begins heeming other mountain muzzies stiff>his only words to them being 'CHAMA'
>Pereddit is already trying to duck Zatdaddy and UlbergKEEEEEK this is the saviour of the jewFC you browns are circle jerking over?
>>151218757Poirier to end the story? But I think Poirier still wins easy today. Chandler is different because the height difference gives Connor an advantage.
>ulberg
cuh said merab
Don't chama your girlfriend was hot like me
>>151218866yes he's trying to duck by instead fighting...*checks notes* the MMA GOAT
oh man after all that's happened in this card i wonder what's next for uh..................................lerone murphy
>>151218847Kino
>>151218866>just got out of a fight this weekend>HEEES DUCKING THE FIGHTERS I HOPE WILL BEAT HIM (they won't)
Jiri vs Khalil R3 was the best round I've seen in years
>>151218949>t.madbrazza
I want to see Dricus vs Jiri
>>151218929>Zatdaddy will lo- *gets put into crucifix 10 times*
ey yo chama n sheeit fr doe
Dagestards have to boy a chechen slaughterer of dagestaniggies now kek
>>151218871I would love to see Mike heem Connor.If Connor is realistic, he knows he can't beat porier anymore and will look for someone who he can beat. It's a guarantee that Chandler v Connor would be a spectacular fight
>>151219061>does ZERO damage to DDP>BRAZZA I AM MOST EXCITING MMA FIGHTER! U NO DIS!
>>151219061genuinely how do you put someone into a crucifix about 10 times and not finish the fight?
>NOOOOO ZATDADDY YOUR DADDY CUMMIES ARE TOO HOT, YOU'RE SINGEING MY BACON BUSSY!!!!!
>>151218654Bro is faster than current slowatan
>>151219113kek. one of the best edits i've seen on heem.org in a minute
>>151218654futae no kiwami
>>151219125poor poor little dricpiglet...
>>151219125hmmm I remember your flag being different the last time you posted these things ranjeet
>>151219191they're all mexicans to me
khamzat/ddp is so last season
same shotthe blueprint was there
>>151219191>you have to be hispanic to think Poohand heeming Magomed was basedkek
>>151219107Brazzas are the 2010 Chelsea of the UFCPark 10 players in front your own goal, break out once, score goal, go back to park the bus in front of their goal to avoid being scored on, win game the most boring way possible, repeat.I believe that they won their competition and a champions league doing this.
>>151219191The funny thing is, if you actually ask any Brazil fan truthfully, they will all say they had no hope for poatan winning after seeing him get ragdolled in fight 1.
>>151219253>nooo, you have to support the inbred mountain muslim!
Dagestan loses, I celebrate. Simple as.
In the battle of monke vs rat, monke is clearly the superior option
>>151219291and I'm supporting the one who is LESS inbred
>>151219294Monkey stole the belt and ran away from ratgod
>CHAMAAAA!
>>151219314Chama!
doo must have had so many ank memes that are just cast to the recycle bin of history
>>151219324ftfy
as a white man I feel deep pain upon Muhammad Abdul-Shakir's loss
>>151219348Pereira is all 5
was anyone else not able to finish Meditations? Just didn’t seem all that profound
>>151218967it was so entertainingjust two dudes both trying to heem reminded me of the good old days
all of the crowd shots from american ufc events are mostly brown amd black people
The Hobbit?*hits pipe*Now that was a boring piece of shit
>>151219401All the White men are asleep because there's church service at 10am.
>be loser pol chud with no achievements or accolades>fail to do even the most basic things that 7 billion + people do regularly, like having sex >think you're superior because you ride the coattails of your betterslol.lmao.
wait so who's brown?
chama, chama chama!
>>151219440the guy that disagreed with you
>YOU'RE BROWN, GET OWNED!grow up.
kek this tom nigger only got it because jones retired?
>a bunch of different brown people fighting over who's more brown under first world flagspretty much sums it up
the white people from america you see at sports events, news, youtube and every other place you can see other countries people imitate american negros. even the way they speak like ay yoyoyo yo frfr ongod no cap. they all try to act like gangsters or whatever theyre calledit's bizarre
Na na na na na na na na na na na naChamaaa!Na na na na na na na na na na na naChamaaa!Na na na na na na na na na na na naChama! Chama! Chama!
>>151219499>implying antipodean zoomers don't do this
>>151219489>>151219499why didn't you stay in your beloved homeland, chink?
African vs Aryan genetics
>>151219473UFC doesn't have an openweight division
>>151219508generally they dont
>>151219532you aint seen what I seen unc fr
>>151219302Hey buddy, great post, here is your (white people point) The (you) is your tip ;)
Your precious brazzahole! Gratefully accepted! We will need it.
>>151219539theyre all into four wheel driving, growing moustaches with mullets and trying to out bogan each other.
>>151219546JIRAMOTO JUSASHI-SAMA...
>brazza wins/loses>/pol/ schizos come out of woodworkwhy does this happen every time?
daner said winner of hooker vs arman is the #1 contender at lw
we officially have pereddit derangement syndrome
faggot watches baseball lmao
merab has hands like canelo btw
>doubted jiri chan before the fight
brazzas are white.brazza fans however...
>>151219569it's the muslims b
Why doesnt India or China have anyone in the UFC?
>izzy now has to pretend like pereira for his youtube views
>>151219639really surprising me with your defense of islamists
>>151219649honestly I think he’s mentally kinda flushed and genuinely doesn’t give a shit
rich franklin
>>151219646china has like 6 and one of them is ranked b
Daddysanya gaped Pereddit with his BBC and made him fart out Bantu Spunk for days!
>>151219646talmbout song yadong, zhang weili, rhu zhong, sumaduerji, zhang chigga who lost to walker, etc are white?
>>151219649He probably actually does. It's hard to hate a guy like Alex he's pretty much a legend of multiple sports.
>>151219676what's the score though? 3-1? Alex won.
>>151219686you forgot the vpn bappa
>>151219515I imagine browns feels like being short or bald All the money in the world won't fix how you were born And the best things to have in life can't be bought, but are given by your parents, trough genetics
>>151219669they have like 14 actually and 2 rankedforgot about my chigga ZHANG
flushed Pissrael is going to lose so many fights to rebalance the karma, you’re going to like him before he retires
>>151219704chrisj
>>151219676Dagi defeated
I still can believe this happened
I really hope JDM is actually that good and can beat Islam. I wasn’t too impressed with his Belal performance
Izzy is unironically one of the best MW champs ever
>>151219743Belal would beat Islam. Only high IQ chads know this.
>>151219686>hate Muslims You have a religion living in your head rent free?Did you let your jewish puppet master influence you in your aversion towards to hundreds of millions of people, or do you have many bad experiences with Muslims
>>151219753true, his legacy will hold up just fine
>>151219191? In latam we generally see brazucas as fun festive folks with a funny accent, theres zero animosity
>>151219743he got outgrappled by burns and won by fluke knee, I'm not holding out much hopeespecially since islam is more of a technical grappler like burns rather than just strength and tenacity belal roidmonster
Some time bad things happen too good. Ankalaev is still best. Alex has left. Ankalaev everything like giant FBI knife. Ankalaev can get it at the White House.
Retsu Kaioh?Retsu Kaioh HEEMS the entirety of UFC combined on his own.
>>151219494Youre a white piggy sissy and in 50 years your pest race will not exist. Your women are getting blacked and your countries taken over by arabs, mexicans and indians. Poor poor little white sissy...
stop with the gay thoughts.
can they just announce the volk fight already
>>151219823inevitable we've got a shrimp (chicANO) and spammy linkup
>>151219693They both won, Alex in total score. Izzy won a personal victory, if he lost, it would have haunted him for the rest of his life, he also had to get back at Poatans son for disrespecting him after his second loss in the kickboxing fight
>>151219862>has to get back at a childlmao
>>151219742>lost karmaChina: reddit, the country
>>151219872one of the only based things he did in his career
Just found out Alex Pereira was using PEDs in his hotel room the week of UFC 320.There was a know PED supplier spotted leaving his room twice a day all week. I have no evidence to prove this but where there’s smoke there’s fire
Fuck you nigger
>>151219905you can't even speak English
chama
Gmhh
>chamachama
Chiwiwis
>>151219815The more white people decline in numbers, the more valuable and desirable whites become to Asians, latinas and black women :)
>>151219977I want JEWISH tits on my FACE RIGHT NOW
33 year old got beat by 38 year old
>>151219823
>>151219977So? More mixed race children bro, less whites lmao. Black, asian and latina queens doing their part.
>>151220017Ages don't really matter in the higher weight classes. Glover and Randy Couture became champs.
which fighter is the most based and why is it jiri
>>151220033>Black, asian and latina queens doing their part.
Chama!
>>151219872For something that happened years ago, that's how you can tell how badly he needed the win against Alex.The man is one of the most successful and dominant UFC fighter/champion. And he not only held a grudge against a kid, for multiple years, but he felt he had to give it back to him after he knocked out the kids dad. Championship mentality
>>151220075Kinda funny whites have to make cartoons while mexicans and blacks use reality itself as their canvas.
>>151220124chamalicious
>>151220033As long as I get to plow beautiful women who worship me. I'd only have babies with Latinas, I don't want my offspring having black or Asian features
>>151220124>chopping right sledge hammer to the side of the jawAnk got a crazy chin desu
Chama'd myself awake
>>151219997Is there a single redeeming feature to you all beside some steak
>>151220124why did he panic. didnt even seem stunned by the right hook
alright boys time for bedchama tomorrow
what are you guys discussing?
yep, this is going into my chama compilation
>>151220195wdy he did a brief chicken dance before panic wrassling'
>>151220160low key based desu
Oh my chamaJesus h chamaIn the name of the chama the son and the holy chamaMy body too chamalicious for you babeThey see me chama they hatin
Gane can beat ringed sauron
>>151220180I believe that in the 50's Or maybe later, they were fascist and would throw communists out of helicopters over the ocean
>>151220261Isn't that chile
why doesn't everyone fight super aggressive from the start like poatan didwhy doesn't everyone empty the tank like jiri did when they're losing
>>151220261that's chile, peron was some kind of commie/fascist mix
>>151218654
>>151220222hm i guess so
>>151220212Power Slap
>>151220212Coping brazzas, poatan fanboying and a Yank with an unhealthy obsession on the assumed ethnicity of posters
>>151220286What is a communist fascist bappa
Baron Trump is the rightful heir to the Bolivian throne.
>>151220180*taps the sign*
Send him 2-3 years Brno Community College and forget
>>151220325I already told you I don't have any loose change go get a job you retarded freak
>>151220320an authoritarian regime that does whatever works at the moment
>>151220325
>>151220338Aesthetic opportunism is probably the best way to govern not for thee of course but for me t. big Idi Amin fan
>>151220286The Queen of the Netherlands (Maxima) is from Argentina, and her father wasn't allowed to come to her wedding and other events because he was involved in some those operations.
>>151220275first will likely gas you out the rest of the fight as they simply run and defend in the first roundsecond requires a granite chin
Are there two of these lobertard pseudo messicans shitting up my heem
>>151220103Pwnt that penislicker
>>151220337family group chat off and monitor on, playa!
>>151220371You're alright sanchez
Dana is right Power Slap is the future of sport. It came to me in a dream.
>>151220320An oppressive government, with party members and government officials having and abusing their power, giving idiots and incapable social climbers the authority to take over farmlands in Ukraine, disowning/killing the farmers and creating a food shortage and massive starvation because they didn't know how to farm
>>151220380monitor on whitey or else i'll heem ya stiff
If Allah tested me with defeat, then He wants to toughen me.I bow to His will, but not to difficulties.To those who stayed - thank you.To those who turned out, thank you too.After all, Allah clears the way not only of weakness, but also of unnecessary people
>>151220352>t. big Idi Amin fanloves the blacks does cloz
>>151220261The guy that did that was Chilean and massively helped the brits cuck argies with islas malvinas lmao
>>151220320It doesnt exist. That guy doesnt know what either word means. The retards amswering you dont know shit either and are making shit up.
Eagerly awaiting Lord Chael’s reflections on the weekend’s events.
>>151220303plus, it's not like ank doesnt always turn into a point fighter everytime he has to face someone that's not a bottom feeder.
Pereddit heems Tom Reddit
>>151220033
hello hallo hola
you now remember lil ank
>>151220665who?
I picked ank because I thought Pereira was over the hill, got beat and was coping, was getting revved all week, had rape demons heeming his mindset, was bitter about pay since he makes Pennies compared to what UFC got from paramount (further heeming his mindset)
>>151220679I don't know bro
I don’t appreciate the racism here.
>>151220371Hey stop impersonating me pal.
>>151220180Jorge Luis Borges.
Ganebros wtf
>>151220786ganecels love being in the cage
in every way except actually winning, ank actually won
more like big stank
>>151220833You never really fail to meet expectations
>>151220762Since when do we have more than one Mr Finland?
I just woke up in a fucking steamy mod ye cause I live in a shithole ******* is a fucking shithole I hate the fucking place I fucking hate it its full of dick'eads I fucking hate it
>>151220947Hey man whatap
>>151220947
>>151220955Not much, you know the usual
My dad looks a lot like Ank. Glad he got heem'd. I hate my dad.
'The Humbling of the Brazza' era is afoot.
>>151221017Don't rev a man when he's down b... We don't do that around here.
>>151220947Keep yuor head up b
>>151220195he once tapped with a second left in the last round dude doesn't fucking try at all
>>151216501Poatan, Umar and Yan win the rematches
>>151220849this racist ass 0 accuracy native outfit
>""""""big""""" ank era
>>151221188go back to twitter
Ank tanked that shit.
Alex is win and Ank is lose. Who is disagree?
ulberg zeems pereira in the first round
>>151221206nah i like it here
>>151221272the indonesian spirit
>>151221253He might have been able to. Unfortunately he'll be fighting Jiri for the vacant title. And as text book npc as he is, he'll likely shit the bed against Jiri's autism.
Poatan unironically has a better legacy than Jizzy in BOTH kickboxing AND MMA.
>>151221376Nah.
Just realized there are no Black or Dagestan champions (Chimaev doesn't count)
>>151216718>white
>>151221376no shit
Joe Pyfer is essentially Sean Strickland but with KO power.
Both Joe Pyfer and Sean Strickland have shat their pants in Mexiko.
Fazza spinning in his grave
khabitch my child u must fight tony the destroyer nowno fazza me kill u now and fight al laquintanoo khabitch nooo
Not to discredit their achievements. But didn't Khabib and Islam have had many fights they pulled out of from bad weight cuts?
>>151216718>violent brown latino thug beats up the humble pale american-looking guy in front of the cheering nu-american crowdhonestly this felt like a manifestation of the demographic changes in the usa and /heem/and now merab is the only one left to represent the true americans in front of the white house...
How about jacuzzi jacuzzi
>>151220947my condolences>t. Western Shitney resider
I have a Nina Drama fatigue
>>151221534tsmt, pyfer is going places. We are early on tge pyfer coin.
>>151221736Hey mate can you please stop impersonating me?
>>151221376afraid so
>beat up jiri for 12 minutes straight>he eventually has enough of it, pops his x-factor and just fucking kills yourountree is literally going to be 100% buck broken after this
Me when Yana Santos beat Macy Chiasson.
I watched some old jizzy fights on yt and I regret to inform you that jizzy fanboys still exist and they still think he won every single round in his career
You just say you like naruto and atla and millions of fucking weebs who didn't give a shit about MMA or any other sports will see you as their self insert protagonist and dickride you for 6 years.
> fights once a year
>>151220786Gane becomes the most dangerous when he is locked
Just had lesbian sex with Macy Chiasson
>>151221832>edward scisorhands and snoozeman relagated to forgotten buns status It's been only 3 years since ufc london.
>>151221761Nah he bounced back from worse losses
AGP (Anti-Gane Propaganda)
>>151221832for comparison Kevin Holland had more fights in 2024-2025 ( 7), than these four fighters combined did ( 6)
>>151221847this was a grade 1 flushing, only real ones can see that
>>151221770when you "accidently" creampie a PAWG slam pig
>>151221761Nah it was pretty uneventful the first 2 rounds without commentary. Nothing big landed. Khaliil won the 2nd but At the 2 min mark of the second he started to get a little tired. Jiri started landing the jabs, headkick and calf kicks. Both Rakic and even Jamahal had more actual damage to Jiri in their fights.
>>151221858Kevin Holland isn't a potential champion
New coc update rn
Dana dropped his Diddy oil on the canvas in an attempt sabotage Jiri
>>151221895its the manner in which he lost and the way he shut down after taking damage/losing momentumhe's gonna struggle against his next opponent guaranteed, mental gonna be shot
anyone watch the ufc over the weekend? what did you think?
hello i used to post two webms of the fedor vs fujita fight i haven't watched mma in years how's it been going
>>151221933shut the fuck up tylenol baby
>>151222016Shut up
VERY interesting. this has been noted
poatan's calf kicks are so effective because he lands them with the ball of his foot directly onto the fleshy part of your calvesit's like getting hit with a ballpoint hammer on a soft weak squishy untrained part of your bodyextremely painful
bitch
>>151221943Yeah. Only guy in the top 5 he hasn't fought is Jan, who's fighting Bogdan Guskov in November. So it will have to be someone in the top 10, which the only guys he hasn't fought there are Rakic, Oezdemir and Azamat. I could see them making Khalil vs the winner of Jan and Bogdan, as probably needs to recover for a while.
>chama
>>151222090I know you are but what am I? :)
>>151221972Loved it!
>>151222073Yeah, kicks with the bunion on his foot. I didn't know what the fuck a bunion really was. But now it makes sense why he always messes with it after the fight and joe always says "He broke his foot!" He's kicking with the bunion and injuring it every time he kicks a lot.Even the head kick on Jiri was with the bunion point to his temple. It's like a weapon.
>>151222003Terrible. It's called MMA but it's just wrestling + boxing-muay thai nowThe karate guy is probably retiring soon, MVP is also into his last few fights. We'll lose some good strikers and getting more Caucasian wrestling
>>151216770What country
>>151222003half the divisions are dominated by wrestlesniffers there is no star power it's terrible
>>151222249>shaking head noPerformative bullshit he doesn't believe what he's saying, whatever it is.
fluke
>>151222301I agree Abus wins the rematch.
>>151220947COME TO BIRMINGHAM, COME TO BIRMINGHAM SO I CAN TEAR YOU APART
Kind of wild how black people feet just deteriorate over time. They all get zombie feet by 40.
>>151220916Ank tanked that shit
Ank had no answer for getting punched in the head.
>>151222301True emmett wins the rematch
Confession: I've been the most active poster here for years but I've never seen a single MMA fight
>>151222282He was talmbout Bill Burr taking Saudi money, I believe.
>>151222347Oh so that sand person money is no good but hollywood sand person money is ok
Wow. This is unbelievable. I cannot believe this wasn't true. I can't believe Conor made something up about returning to fight. This is insane. I feel like I've been stabbed in the heart.
>>151222261There’s only 2 wrestler champions
>>151222358>but hollywood sand person money is okNah, ol' Luke is anti-Israel. It was more that Bill Burr personally cried out against people who performed there for the longest time. And he cries about how the le slaves built old American buildings in the south, but when the money was right, he had no problem performing in the Saudis' slave built arena. Thus welcoming us all to the age of surrender. Welcome... (smgdfh)
>oink oink >quack quack
Just got back from the gym, they were replaying the Shartkalaev TKO over and over on the tvsIt's a beautiful day
>>151220435>muh holodomorReddit is down the hall and to the left>>151220486It gets tiresome b
>>151222371He just wants the journos to report that he's still the most successful and highest paid athlete, which they'll do and they'll believe it. All he has to do is say "no I really am talking to Trump and got 100 golden visas and a billion dollars" and literally even Bloomberg will report "Conor sets the record straight. Is set to make a billion dollars".
>>151222218>>151222261i'll take the doomposting with a grain of salt but the rumblings of that were kinda why i took a step back anywaysoh well the semen slurping sport will continue on
>>151220769Never meddum bappa any recommendations?
>>151222445crazy. looks like he has more true power and leverage than we thought. hats off to him.
>>151222435Yeah bappa I get he's a seething fag
>>151222371Tony is a fool if he doesn't capitalize on this
When JDM heems Pisslam into living death the era of the inbred will be over
>>151222473You must understand that Topiggy doesn’t take non-geriatric opponents
Pereira beat Ankalaev up like he owed him money, hoisted on his own petard in Hamlet like fashion dear oh dearie me
>>151222462If you're only watching for wwe mandrama superstars or constant dopamine increases, you will always be disappointed in any era. But its way better than the calf kick pitter patter meta and lay n pray from a few years ago. I would honestly say there are better fights on average, so the boring crotch sniffers stand out more when it does happen.
The true fact is that, Ankalaev has a win over Pereira.
>>151220786what happens if you get a stiffy while wearing one of these?
The truer fact is that Ankalaev has a debatable decision over Pereira but Alex beat him like a bitch
>>151222416Islam is effectively still a champion
>>151222476Sorry anon. The Schaub era DONE. This is a Luke Thomas board now.
Ankalaev has a clear decision win over Pereira while Pereiras win was an early stoppage.
>>151222534I have never seen a good irish post
>>151222538Anyone can be caught with a fluke punch. A decision is a true display of superior skill
>early stoppageWe can't deport you fast enough
>>151222541I watched this movie with Tito (Trauma Center) and he's a hitman or some shit and at one point he fist bumps some guy and his hand is twice the size of the other guy's.
Got an ideaIt's a device you install on a toilet to weigh your SchaubsThoughts and constructive criticism?
How on earth did this guy make 185? *sucks cocks in a Boston bathhouse*
>>151222499Nah. Ilia said they've talked to him about an opponent and it's not Paddy, Armen or Gaethje. His coach said the same thing on Sub Radio and Dana didn't like Gaethje's retirement ultimatum. I believe it's going to be Max. Main reason being a few conferences ago they asked Dana if Max could fight Oliveira for the BMF and he brought up the idea of Max and Topuria rematch, and this was after Ilia won the title at 155. And he never suggests matchups at post fight conferences, he always says we'll see, that's a Tuesday conversation. I think they're gonna do it next and if Max wins, they'll do the trilogy at the white house since Hawaii is the 50th state. Or they might just save the fight for the white house.
>>151222567Just weigh yourself pre-schaub
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Just swinging and heeming your opponent? Where's the drama? Where's the display of technique? Pereira should have his win overturned desu.
>>151222599
>>151222613It looks like the pad man is striking and Thicccboy is holding the pads lmao
i don't consider finnish 'people' human
>>151222618offensive defence bschaub heems you into the schuabzone
Heeminder your people literally starved to death when the bongs took your crisps away
not one heeminder to be made over "finland" as no one knows a thing about them
there is not a single contribution to the world from a fin
Randy Coutoure said his scariest opponent was Tony Halme, Israel Adesanya masturbates animalsFACTS
>>151222622You think they are something more?
>>151222641You could have foraged or fished
>>151221376izzy was undoubtedly the better champ, however
>>151222658those are poor mans meals
>>151222659>goes life or death with kelvin gastelum
>>151222669Insult herring one more time b
>fins are LITERALLY still hunter gathers
>>151222676can smell your breath from here
We literally hunt bears m80
>>151222653Perfect timingPerfect precision God given power there's levels to this, and Cro-Cop didn't belong in there with Big Brown
>>fins are LITERALLY still hunter gathers
the potato is native to the americas
the women in finland look like bears thats fer sher
Alright that's enough out of you two
civilised men just pop down to the shops or make a brown person deliver food to their doorstep for them when they are hungry
>>151222675>ends robs career and legacy
>>151222698In finnish it is called >peruna to represent this little known factoid
>>151222709literally won the second fight
>tfw when no brown bear finnish gf to warm me up on my lunch break
Real men shoot animals like joe rogan and finns
>bro, you hungry? there's a berry bush out back
I keep a fin in my back garden as a pet
A comma would have been wise
>>151222711cool
Big ack mockery subsided? Already?
>>151222718arab esl hands typed this
>>151222820We know m8 canor is trying to get rid of you
rematch or no chama
merle status?
>>151222863idk
A commie? Where?!
WE DID IT! WE DID IT REDDIT!! CHAMA BLESS!!! ODOLUM FAVELA UMA DELICIA, CHAMA WON!!! BREAK OUT THE RED FACE PAINT PANTIES!!!
>>151222889Glad Alex dumped this succubus. She is the reason Alex got heemed by Jizzy
>>151222889Evil face
>>151222893Hesa mostly
>>151222889She's so fucking fit it hurts bappas
>>151217207There is none.Big Ank was curled up waiting for Herb to save him.
>>151217207Even izzy thinks it was a good stoppage
>NO BRAZZA PLEAAASE HEV MERCY BRAZZA PLEAZE
>>151223162>AHHHH BRAZZA WHY? WHY ARE YOU SO MAD? WHAT DID I DO BRAZZA? WHAT TIRE SHOP? WHAT DO YOU MEA...ACK! ACK! PLEASE STOP!
>i byeat alyex yup lyike khe owye mye myoney>magotwat ackalaev
How's Noah?
the new >>151223226
Hello "heem"...
>>151222889Crazy that heem tried to tell me she's incapable of hitting a Pawg waddle
>>151216785Another happy ending
>>151222889top 5 w/mma women unironically
>>151221438Why even mention him? He's not Dagestani at all.
