the previous >>151216501
heemsters iffy uhschuab got the stiffy uhgot the blicky uhheems he got fifty uh
40 days until the next Slamdaddy fight
Got your ankussy in a twist playa!
first for sweden
I don't think there is ANYTHING more homosexual than referring to another adult male as 'daddy'.
>mouth breathes itt
>>151222549This is true.White people like Ankalaev are oppressed so browns like Pereira get DEI glove punching stoppages like this.
>>151222549>>151223285>/heem/ers>saying decisionating someone is the true display of skillYou've lost your heem privileges
Swede thread is like sweet bread
>>151223258SLAMpiggy Makhachev vs JDM!
>>151223288Brutal glove punching Herb Dean TKO.
>>151223226these two? they'd heem Gane>>151223303Ank was literally sat there and did nothing after getting hit like 30 times lmao
British lad chatting about a pawg waddle, what would you know of it, lad?
>>151223308Truly a brutal battering on his gloves. They must've been hurting a little.
>>151223247
The UFC has never been better
>POADADDY NOOOOO
>>151223316the point is, he was not moving to do anythinghe was just laying there and protecting, wishing for it to endhe's a heartlet and gave up
>>151223350Why should he do anything when he's just being punched in the gloves?
Ankalaev was only at 4% and they still needed to rob him with a DEI stoppage.
Pereira already ducked the trilogy
Islam " " Makhachev
Bonkalaev got bonked by pewpewreira who just went pew pew
>when the kino hits
>>151223350Gave up just like he did against are Craig kek, heartlet bitch
>>151223424He remembers
>>151223451That was technical reddit Jiri, Alex will have to deal with chad retard Jiri in the heematch
>>151223451>herb dean comes to save alex again while jiri is getting up
>>151223471The one he already knocked out in the first fight?
>>151223356>why should he make attempts to look like he's still willing to fight?
>>151223492I'd heem his meng if you catch my drift...
>>151223492The meng is photoshopped
>>151223492No
>>151223504Punching someone in the gloves isn't fighting.
Expect Ankalaev at Davis this year unfortunately
We've seen Pereira at 40% against Ankalaev, we've seen him at 100%. Let's see how well he does at maybe say 70%, is that enough to beat Ankalaev again? Who knows but only a trilogy can answer that. UFC White House: Pereira vs Ankalaev 3
Joe Rogan gave some interesting insights into Jiri's fighting style. He proposed the idea that Jiri thrives in the chaos
Oosman confirmed on the new p4p ep that he's waiting for a title fight. Do you think this is all Ali glazing and blowing smoke up him and Garth's butthole, convincing them have more leverage than they really do? Dana already shut down Garth's demand. Garry already wanted Usman and is getting Belal. And his stipulation was that his next fight was for a confirmed number 1 contender spot or he was going to go on strike. Oosman and Garth are fucked.
The Spanish dude who announced Oliveira vs Topuria before anyone else said Gaethje is getting the shot
Finland I am elated to inform you
>>151223636>title fightin what division?
Ducking the trilogy is bitch made shit yikes very effeminate behavior from Glover
Ankalaev vs Ulberg
Pereira beat the shit out of ankalaev
Ilia sleeps Periredit and easy
Screenshot this>PereiraHe will vacate the LHW belt and either fight JJ as an exhibition match at the white house, or he will fight Aspinall for the HW belt (it just depends which he values more, achieving the HW belt or beating JJ)>Jiri/CarlosJiri wins this fight in Jiri fashion much similar to the Roundtree fight and achieves the LHW belt>MerabMerab beats Yan and either faces Volk for the FW belt or faces Pantoja as they are both running out of competition>Arman/HookerArman beats hooker in a decision as he won't be able to submit him he will win purely from control time but hooker will have his moments.>MeI will shit my pants next time I get on the beers due to being paralytic drunk
>>151223775Arman tkos dookie with ground and pound
>>151223771Someone should do a wacky edit of Ilia as One Punch Man xD
>>151223784@grok
>>151223814This shit is so ass
>>151223838Who da fook
You ever just
Merab is the best fighter in the world.....
>>151223636>>151223690Welterweight. Cejudo asked him if Shavkat vs him was next and he said no, he's waiting for gold and acted like he knows he's getting a title shot.
>>151223495that was sissy crotchsniffer jiri
It’s funny to see anti-Jon redditors and people like Guru celebrating not realising Ank was a necessary evil to avert the pereira vs jones timeline I guess we made our beds and we must now lie in them…This is the fate we chose
>>151223775Dana will only make Aspinall vs Jon if Jones really wants to comes back. Trump said he wants the biggest world title fight to headline too. The only way they could make that fight is if Gane beats Tom because Jones already beat Gane. Although that would really bury the heavyweight title and Dana would know that. I think the real only way Jones vs Pereira happens is if Jones or Pereira wins the heavyweight title first at the white house, then promises them they fight each other after for an even bigger payday. Because however big that fight is, it's fact that it would be even bigger if the title was on the line with Alex going for a historic three division champ status.
>>151223636What the fuck has he done as of late to earn a title shot?
The Fighter and the Kid Patreon
>>151224071It can happen anyway. It’s a meme retirement cash out fight, they’ll just make some fake title like the BMF for it Cazzies on xitter are already hyping it up as the biggest fight, they don’t care that it’s not for undisputed and sadly they don’t care about Aspinall
>>151224074He dominated the absolute living death out of Jokin' Buckley
>>151224074What have YOU done? Food for consumption.
>>151224008Dana's too pissed as Jon to let Alex go up right now. You can hear how snotty he got with them for talking about wanting to go up at all in the post-fight conference.
Nobody cares about the soon to be former HW "champ" Tomala Asspissanal sadly
>>151224111I reminded everyone that Khabib probably shouldn't be in GOAT contention. Give me the title shot
>>151224071>>151224098Good takes, there is a chance it could be Tom vs Alex at the white house but the only thing with that is JJ is a pure blood American which Trump would want. From the things Dana has been saying though is that there is no chance in hell that JJ fighting at the white house which is definitely fair enough. The draw from Tom/Alex compared to JJ/Alex wouldn't be that much different imo, Dana would look like a fucking pussy if he went back on his word.The only other world class fight worthy of that is Islam/Illia it will be interesting to see how they manage the whitehouse.They already owe Tom from all the shit he went through so it would be a massive insult doing JJ/Alex, honestly they owe Tom the whitehouse card. (I will be incredibly surprised if this card actually happens desu, it sounds political and political things never play out)
>>151224164Dana is notoriously mercurial, his annoyance will fade as the realisation needs an American star to main event the White House card sets in I like Tom but he is simply not suitable
>>151224074Sent the current mw champion to the hospital and humillanted Poockley.
>>151223974wittman's guys are being real weird about title shots recently. what is he up to....
Because it's at the white house it's political, Trump could use this to his advantage for the libs and choose different nationalities as the main event. Maybe having an American headline isn't that big of a deal because the USA is built on diversity etc etc. You really just don't know with this card.
Oh dear, I'm afraid pakibong is NOT taking this well...
>>151224235>>151224367Factual posts sadly
And he knows
>>151224430Joe is GAY...
Taking a big ugly Ankalaev in the Arman.
>>151224430a lil sugar in his tank
>>151224444holy mother of chama quads
>>151224430kinda looks like joe is enjoying the view
>>151224444Baste.
so how much dana paid ali to make ank throw the fight?10 mil? 20 mil?the dive was so obvious too
What's big anks wikifeet men score?
There is no way JJ isn't fighting in the white house, Dana is just acting dumb. Why would they have 2 non americans main event the drumpf miga ppv
>>151224430Joe knows his sweet
>>151224593retype this without sounding upset
>>1512245585 starspoatan got 3.64
>>151224607There is no way gay nigger isn't fighting in the white house, fat bald retard is just dumb. Why would they have 2 non mutts main event the jewish cock sucker drumpf miga goyslop.
>>151223921Ulberg chins chama though, he is twice as fast and defensively responsible.
>>151224444
>>151224631Woah, hey now...
>>151224631jones isnt ever fighting again and your political schizo ranting wont change thid
>>151224696Afraid so.
im white and I claim jon jones as one of us
>>151224770Jones wanted pereira for years He knows it’s an easy matchup
>>151224770Actually Jones is not retired he's in the testing pool and he's pulling for a fight at the Whitehouse card in 2026. Cope and seethe and dilate your diarrhea hole tranny!
Alex Pereira is Muslim.
>>151224430>the smile when he takes his pants off succarose.
>>151224513That shit was so cringe and redit dude only did that so he can talk to Nina again fucking virgin
>>151224778is it only me but does pereira look absolutely massive here? like its not even the same person from the first fight
>>151224871you got gayer from the last fight to now
hahahaha
>>151224904no but he looks absolutely massive in there this time. its like he's a heavyweighter
Alright I'm back what have I missed
>>151224940This angle really shows how early it was, best to keep this one on the chamacord
>>151224430He has kids for fuck sake he's like the fat guy from sopranos
WHERE ARE MY PEREIRA FANS AT? LET’S GET THIS PARTY STARTED
>>151224871Haramkalaev looked smaller and flabbier than their first fight. The rumors of him being sick and injured are probably true.
HaramkalaevKwabkalaevSkipramadankalaevLosttopaulcraigkalaev
>>151224996YES CHAMA
>>151223782>>151224071You guys really replying to a tick tock post?
It's going to be so fucking funny watching GODne slip and roll all of Trannyspinal's reddit onslaught then brutally TKOing him with hammerfists to the back of the head during the 3rd once he gasses out.
>>151225037lol at alexs face after
Beautiful head movement GODne
>>151225076Gane TANKED that shit.
>>151225037Kys
>me boy>me son
Has anyone seen spammy ever since his "Ankdaddy" got killed? Wonder how he's holding up.
>>151225129>>151225103Your fathers raped you.
Jokes aside, how would gane hypothetically win?
>>151225137Monitor on pakman
It’s okay Tomala, me son is fat and retarded too
Ali Abdelaziz is still an intelligence asset. Placed as a manager, a successful one's t that. With the intention that all Muslim fighters flock to him. This is so extremists get caught
I raped that freak
Big Tom. Big Tom will heem.
>>151225174Don’t sign your posts with what I did to ya clozapine clitty
Come back home black man
>>151225139people are massively overestimating Tom because he heemed a few flat footed bums, and underestimating Gane because he fucked up against Jones. Gane turned prime ngubu into a wrestler and his wrestling has improved since as shown in the Volkov fight. he can beat Tom Standing and hold his own if the fight ever gets to the ground.
C H A M A HAMA
I curled up like a wounded animal at the fists of a drunk mechanic who started this sport about two weeks ago
c-chomo
>>151225200> wrestling has improved since as shown in the Volkov fightPoopkov took him down 4 times lmao
Good to see spammy finally showing his wonked face after that humiliating loss on Saturday.
>C H A M A>H>A>M>A
just chamad my pants
Chama revved him.
>>151225218Thanks for signing your post for me
aspinall is faster and stronger than jones who dominated gayne
You're my heart, you're my soulI keep it shining everywhere I goYou're my heart, you're my soulI'll be holding you foreverStay with you together
aspinall is an inbred retard who has a downy son.
My posts REALLY stick with you don't they?
>>151225200Imavov ragdolls him in sparring Gane sucks
Chama hh
>GDS in the chat
>>151225325Gaped diaper sneed. Sadly.
>>151225323Hh bruder
Are the rumors about Aspinall's son true?
>>151225323>Chama hh
Aspinalls son is a true genious.
>>151225372Giacomo (italian) dethroned BDlal btwverbeit
chama
>>151225384Belal is closer to a real Italian than the Bogan larger
He lives in chicago it's the other side of the world
Chama! Chama! Chama! Chama! Chama!
doing the Chama dance irl as I type this post
GIVE ME STRENGTH, GIVE ME FIRE, GIVE ME 37 YEAR OLD JUSTIN INSTEAD OF MY NIGHTMARE MATCHUP ARMAN, OR I RETIRE
Chama chama chama chama chameleon
Chicago is 4,811.39 mi away from RomePerth, Australia is 12,500.48 mi away from RomeOn basis of proximity, Belal is 3x more italian than Giacomo is
This poindexter is talmbout miles and shit
>>151225450kek
"Nightmare matchup" Arman already got bodied by GODROT i'm afraid.
>>151225076tuivasa came back too soon after this fight and fucked himself for life
>>151225474Ilia will also duck Gamrot. He's not saying his name for a reason
Chama nigger chama nigger chama nigger chama
>>151225483Powerful
>>151225481No he's just a really bad fighter who had a lucky breakThis happens all the time at higher weight classes, it's basically like flipping coins when you go above 185
>>151225483Oh dear, spammy is not going to appreciate this
Im gonna weem you out and get you pregnant in you mouth
adesanya is a long skinny guy with normal hands/head/feet/bones in general, yet he managed to heem a literal feral ogre with deformed bones and paws for handsjust how good is godesanya??? when he heemed poatan it was like a human heeming a mythical creature
I'm really sorry this based Italian keeps on saying the N word no matter how many times you hopelessly try to ban him I know it must really hurt your feelings :(
>>151225543Do you have no sense of loyalty
>>151223545Damn, how many Jiris did they make in the Czech mountains?
Poor poor AGPwoman, begging for Daddypuria's attention but getting ignored still....
>>151225591He's an MMA truther, loyal only to the truth.
just how bad is arman tsarukyan
Chama's a bitch
>>151225621Charles? My boy. Never tapped btw.
you now remember lil ank
>>151225591whyim a chamachad, but I can still recognize poatan is a deformed freak
Threadly heeminder ankalaev told us that he would beat alex like he stole from him
>>151225721I apologize accept my gift as an constellation
>>151225621I already oinked for armdaddy to strip my chastity belt albeit
>>151225765Raped bitch.
>>151225765>I already oinkedGood piggy
He didn't resist
>>151225200The thing is we haven't really seen him go past a round, except for in the Arlovski fight, so who knows what he'll look like if it would go to the later rounds. But his gameplan for Gane should be to get grappling as soon as possible because even if Tom has finished all of his previous opponents I feel like Gane wouldn't get into a fire fight he would probably just move away from Tom hitting him with kicks.
>Welcome to the 'Ankalaev's Daddies' club, Poatan. It's been lonely here these past 7 years
you now remember andre arlovski fought 19 times in 2025
>>151225769Don’t sign my posts for me
Can't wait to watch the new Mighty Guru show
Bitches love sosa
THE Patchy Mix
THESE BITCHES LOVE SOSA!!
just how bad did bellator get that a bum like patchy mix was chanp
>>151225934Afraid so.
Breakfast of Champions.https://youtube.com/shorts/O-NKwAgGJTM?si=Ci9k4f_xNE_d_1c4
Ankalaev is me wee bairn
Poatan Nocauteia
>>151225986>meanwhile Pigman Shartrukyan
Ilia vs justin
I am an objectively better and more successful champion than magomed ankalaev
>>151226026It feels like Arman eats as much as Paddy but it doesnt look like he really balloons up
Izzy vs Jiri
>>151226026Yet he’s still ripped while LW Topiggy has a muffin top
Ripped bussy maybe KEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEK
>>151226154Haram hajji
Ankalaev has a coffee shop
Ha slabdif gngof f fox fjdbf d
>>151226225You've got to be kidding mgt
>>151226225Finland please translate
>>151226225delet this
>>151226238It's a secret most salacious I submit in sorrow
>>151226269suffering succotash
Izzy vs Reyes in L-HW
>>151226310This is a good idea
>>151226096Arman records himself eating indulgent meals for content, he probably doesn't eat like that when the camera isn't on. Paddy is legit just a fat fuck who'd be about 400lbs if he didn't train MMA and burn a lot of calories
>>151226334thanks
ilia beats islamarman beats ilia
>>151226026The extent of Arman's personality is eating a bunch of burgers in his car.
>>151226310dogbender is permaflushed b
Why is big ANK such a heartlet?
>>151226337You telling me he eats for views? What a whore
>>151226376he took Blachowicz to a DRAW despite being confined to a wheelchair.
BSD is going to shoot Dariush
>>151226390Reminds me of someone I know
>>151226415wait isnt he french?why isnt he pitch black?
Literally the pot calling the kettle
lil ank has been cut from the UFC
Big John is quitting the weighing in podcast to become a referee again. Probably will ref the White House card main event I'd say. https://www.lowkickmma.com/return-of-a-ledgend-big-john-mccarthy-returns/
knock it off jon. stop raping that athletic commission official as i watch
>>151225443Shalom and welcome, brajja.
Fuck it. Give Paul Craig the titleshot.
Chama status?
>>151226374And Reyes isn’t?
>>151226415Bsd is one of the few real ones left, cant think of anyone else getting fraud checked twice and then coming back stronger and smarter than ever before.
>>151226489Where Josh Thompson go from here? Who would possibly watch him talk about mma without McCarthy?
CHAMAS
>>151226571Hahahahahaha
7 years ago today
>>151226593His name is Josh Thomson you fucking idiot, it's literally right there on the video
damn hadjis are mentally fragile
>>151226607KWABOTY
Saturday good won against evil
Chama
>>151226659>within a day
>>151226687thisso much this
>>151226690MMA Joey already confirmed this
>>151226690KEK what a raped bitch
>>151226690goat shortage.
Gane is gay
>>151226752homosexuality is based.
mike perry won
I'm so happy rn
>>151226770The average Ganefag everyone.Embarrassing.
>>151226690kek pereiracels celebrating victory over a compromised ankput him trilogy watch what happens
>>151226633KEK nah, I'm not calling him that. You gonna cry?
>>151226803bro, if you don't shut the fuck up I'm going to get my boy Gable Stevenson to suplex you
>>151226803*Clap clap*Kill yourself! *Clap clap*Kill yourself!
Cuckalaev is getting exchanged for Ditcheva.
>>151226871Luke Thomas calls him Donkalaev
>>151226870You seem upset
aniki MMA exposed brazza shills on xitter as pakis kekhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xA3xiR7KfUg
kwab
>>151227027Woops wrong picture
Personally in my honest opinion Bo Nickel will be a champ soon. Rooting for you Americans.
Chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama chama
I think its safe to say that the ufc is back
I changed my hairstyle but none of you noticed, fuck you guys.
>>151227051wat chu talmbout b
Josh "The Punk" Thompson
I see your lips moving, but whatchu talmbout? But whatchu talmbout? Whatchu talmbout?https://youtu.be/nB1GG1FMAOs?si=fVIPQmmTU7Fqi5CJ
>>151227210Mixed martial arts?
>>151227210
>>151227221
>>151227204Thats the guy who had the funny fight with Tone.
I'm too good looking to be posting here
DANA WHITE ME CHAMAAAAAA
Drunk on Monday again
>>151225842recognized
What's next?
>>151227331Remember to eat something
>>151227339Ulberg for the belt? Pereira sounds insistent about heavyweight and I think he retires win or lose
Jiri and Gane should make a movie like Pain and Gain but Jiri and Gane
Tony Ferguson vs. Tony Hagerlund
the world isnt ready for a bigger and more powerful alex pereira
>>151227357>insistent about heavyweightDana doesn't want it
19 days until Gane fights.
>>151227430Dana hasn't said if he wants it or not. He's just said that Pereira's team told him he wants to go to heavyweights
>>151227430He wants to drag more defences out of pereira which is why pereira started talking about retirement. He knows there’s nothing going on at HW. Are you gonna be hyped for Aspinall vs Volvo 2?
Who gives a shit what daner wants
I give a shit b
>>151227494WE care.
>>151227430He does he just doesnt know it yet
wtf why is october hotter than september
bunch of sad retards on r/heem tonight.
logging in now
>Dana said Jones was taking Arthur's death pretty well and wasn't crashing outHe killed him didn't he...
Bare knuckle boxing is far superior
ank btfo on the chudweiser logoinstant classic b
>Another early slop stoppage for PeredditOH NO NO NO NO NO... Zoomergoycattle sisters, is this really the face of the PooFC now?
I'm slowly letting myself become Herb Dean.
>>151227589Running a brothel in south cologne?
>>151225076tom gets a hard time for having his chin in the air look at this shit
are the pakis still triggered that pereira effortlessly BTFO their muslim fighter?
>>151225842need him and alex to link up
Former Light heavyweight champion Jamahal Hill
>>151227598Yeah but with a mindfulness only a few have ever accomplished.
>>151224778>>151224778>hit only once>straight to crotch sniffing
>>151227619apparently he partied for like 12 hours after winning and then went to aljos wedding after lmao. infinite cardio for real
>>151227720Dude is a monster. I wanted it Petr made it to the wedding. He was invited last I heard lmao.
>>151227740wonder* fuck. new keyboard and I think I hate it
Jamalhalal Hill...wahtever happend there
ank couldnt finish a busted and sick alex, then got splattered in the rematchvolumes and levels b
>>151227764his best win was fucking Rakic.levels, b.
>>151227754got to hold a title off glover, Lead to this epic moment of foreshadowing.... After he fought poatan, it was all down hill he clowned to hard and got drunk off his own koolaid
it was early stop perziera must give rematch or he chicken he say he is sick but ankalaev sick too so give rematch now or you are chicken letz show who is best you know this is best thing to do right now ok pereira chicken dont hide from us we are strong you know
>>151227770Rakic is a better win than pereira?
>>151227788was, you fucking retard. This implies before he beat the busted and sick alex the guy I was replying to was talking about. Jesus fucking christ you're in England, learn English.
>>151227779I knew at this very moment that chamaman was going to be the champ
The UFC posting this is disrespectful to Ank. https://youtu.be/_RReu5WGhw4?si=E7kymndPQLVt8MJ3
>>151227788yes, his particular win against rakic is better because it was decisive and somewhat impressive. his win against alex was very unimpressive alex only looked bad. Ankalaev never looked good. his win against alex is now erased.
>>151227788Retarded bitch.
Hey can you guys call me an Chamaman instead of what you usualy call me? Thank you in advance
Pereiras only good win is Big Ank. Levels.
>>151227823Sup jackedchamamanboy
>>151227823Sure Chinaman
>>151227816True, you’re only as good as the last fight. Which is why Izzy eternally owns Pereddit
>>151227826Pereira (Poatan) beat your hero in life Shittysanya several times in fact
>>151227851I stand for Israel but not that Israel doebeit
>>151227851We only count the last fight here
>>151227754>>151227779In hindsight its almost kinda weird that he beat texeira even though he was in his forties
>me name's mobolaji temitayo odunayo oluwafemi owolabi adesanya and me dog is a retard
>>151225224Volkov beat him everywhere, my boy was robbed of a rematch and an actual title shot
Chinese bitch.
>>151227870What kind of somali is not an adesanya fan do your clan know about this
>>151227900You would be surprised.
Raped bitch.
Pereira has 0 good wins. Hes going on a 3 fight losing streak after getting mauled bloody at HW and retiring as a cowabaty
the only real way to settle this would be alex fighting johnny walker
>>1512278267 wins against world champions. One champ he beat even defended his title!
>>151227921He’s retiring after HW
>>151227647Pre-transplant Craig was a tricky customer
>>151227919the one from /hoc/?
>>151227916By this stage I'm ready for anything
>>151227919I will never forget
how much did he seethe
Nina drama lookin kinda chopped lately, Dana needs to bring in some new roasties
>>151227831:)>>151227834:(
>TogetherWeFightChills
>>151227919Way, way too far. In real life Id have you sucking peaches and cream flavuored corns from my foreskin
>Why yes, I am Maori, how could you tell?
>>151227999CHILLS
>>151228034absolute fucking unit.
I am Mauri
>>151228034Would.
>>151223226In this video Michael Bisping says he just walked into a gay bar. He says when he realized it was a gay bar he "turned around and did a 180".19:24https://youtu.be/eHrCSyE9V9U?t=1164
>>151228034tahlia tuivasa
>>151227999>Yo we need some bangers fr. Less get it kek the bot profiles with the crypto slop stare
>BREAKING NEWS Clitia Topiglet is preparing to come out as homosexual
Carlisle Elbert
Terrorist rat snitch
Sadly, I am afraid.
Ilia is SINGLE? Wow nows my chance!
>>151228160Xhe is BBC only I’m afraid
Joe Pyfer regulates all pussy in Earth. Sorry; I dont make the rules.
>>151228167Hello spammy.
More like Ilia Bottomuria
I'm glad Topiglet posting has come back in style
spammy is cooked b
>>151228104I fell to my knees at a wholesale xxl bbc dildo warehouse
Brazzas were always chopped
i don't want her you can keep the hoe she fiendin for some more
>>151228178Alright, this made me laugh (internally).
BREAKING NEWS ILIA HAS HEEN SEEN WITH SHAKIRA
>>151228188It never left.
Patchy mix was DJs best win what a absolute fraud Dana is the president for a reason he knows ball.
our ex-wife clears yours
Aight Im out fucking flaming Birtish faggots fagging up the thread with their fudgepacking assfucking cumgargling bootyblasting ways. Respectfully.
spammy just might have a massive aneurysm if jdm heems makhachev
>>151228034thats a white bitch doe
>heen seen
>>151228394jiri should have gotten closer to negate the power
Jizzy is 36, dude got oy 4 years left before 40 and he's not fighting. I predict a early retirement soon.
be honest why did jiri cryi understand he respects alex but crying? thats a bit too muchis he just an emotional guy or what
Jiří Procházka has knocked out every black he has ever faced.
>>151228433dogbender cooked himself summoning the power to counterheem alex, its over b
Finna take a patchy in the mix
>>151228450Because the grief of the human heart is ubiquitous and incessant.
>>151228454this is true. do not look into it
>>151228454Fraid tkos aren’t knockouts ergo Modaddy still owns his sissy ass, sadly
>>151228034that bitch has a titanium chin 100%
>>151228450He was rooting for ANK, hence why he came out during his entrance and not poatans.
My respect for Jiri Prochazka as a man just fucking plummeted. To cry at a fight event? It’s a disgrace.
>>151228516bro he literally gave him his head on a silver platter, ben askern would get that KO.His defense used to be even worse.
>>151228563he was just in a barn burner tho, adrenaline crash does that to a Mfer
Usman Nurmagomedov has no knockouts on his record.
>>151228450He can’t regulate his emotions since his brain has been used as a punching bag throughout its development.
>pls......give me Dan Hooker not Gamrot pls........
>>151228628Thoughts on Clitia Topiglet breaking up with xer wife to pursue gender transition?
>>151228563Give him a break, will you? Its an emotional day.
I want to stop hearing people talk about PFL forever. We need to stop letting those bums into the UFC to shit up the divisions and we should instead be looking to pull more fighters from promotions like Rizin and ONE (even though ONE has a laughably small pool of fighters) because those are the only fighters having success upon transfer to the UFC. Patchy Mix, Chandler, Pico and Shitbull have done nothing but shit up their respective divisions. They don't provide depth, they're just a waste of space and money.
>>151228628Gamrot is ending charle's career in front of sao paulo thughs this week.
>>151228563The most simple explanation is basically>RIP TITLE SHOT he was going to step in the ring once alex walked out a loser and challenge ANK he started crying AFTER poatans interview, meaning he was expecting to get called out for a title next but he wants the jones fight and will probably vacate and never fight him again
>>151228658>he think bums in one and rizzing are any better lmao, bellator and rizing did crosover events and rizin got raped every time.
>>151228658Nothing new. Remember that faggot Hector Lombard, Dana paid out of his creampied anus for that and got shafted all the same. Kek
>>151228563This was confirmation of his destiny to face Poatan one more time. I genuinely believe that he's going to sedoku if he loses to Poatan again, out of samurai honor. He keeps saying it's life or death. He's already planned it, to face Poatan one more time and either win, or die by the blade. His tears were the manliest, most majestic, human experience to ever grace American television. A man feeling his destiny.
>>151228690Jiri is from Rizin and crossovers from Rizin have in general had more success and added more depth to their respective divisions.
>>151228658RDR and Jiri are more like isolated examples. A rizin champion just got strangled by 40 year old Tim Elliot >>151228658
Aaron Pico
>>151228563Jiri never had the makings of a technical striker
>>151228714Name one good crossover from rizin apart from jiri
>>151228736
>>151228034
>>151228714I know, one good fighter doesn't change anything and he only went there because he's a weeb lmao.
>>151228034Yjk goobs took that big bitch to the cubicle and let her hit a fat slug of chang
>>151228736This looks like a turd
>>151228738Maybe Taira, we gotta give it more time to see.
Carlos Prates (the only good fighting nerd) is a ONEchad btw
>>151228788Monitor on you kike cunt
>>151228793taira didn't fight in rizin
>>151228723I don't deny that was embarrassing for Kai but he pieced him up on the feet and has proven he adds depth to the division. Whether or not he can become champ is a different story altogether.>>151228738Kape and Kai both add depth to their respective divisions.
>the only good fighting nerd>ian garry's sonjust how bad are the other ones
Aaron "Depth To Their Respective Divisions" Pico
>>151228714Jiri’s super entertaining, but make no mistake: he’s a bum through and through. Winning the belt off a 43 year old Glover (while almost being finished a couple of times) isn’t really impressive.
>>151228819"I don't think that's really his son" -JDM
>>151228736Levels.
>>151228862Everytime you doubt jiri he gets stronger
tim elliott is a crafty veteran but he didn't need any of those crafty veteran skills he just straight up beat the shit out of the best rizin fighter
>>151228784No doubt, but he would have fingered her first
>>151228862All prize fighters are bums.
>>151228862>he keeps winning but he's really a bum tho trust me
>>151228881Jiri would obliterate that little cuck
>>151228883A patchy mix of sexual encounters
Aron Pico vs Patchy Mix is the fight to make
Jiri is my favourite fighter, but he's basically just the LHW Tony Ferguson, his style is completely reliant on his physical attributes and unbreakable fighting spirit. Once age or injury takes away his physicality and durability, he's going to become a free win for basically everyone he fights
Last tine I heard of Pico he was getting fucked in some anime
Me while adding depth to the division
jiri is a free win for ulberg already
>>151228939Kek, what a bum
If a fight goes the distance, it should automatically be a draw.
>>151228939Meanwhile a former Bellator champ who came to the UFC in his prime with one loss on his record just got beat up by some unranked guy on short notice. If your argument is "the UFC shouldn't pull fighters from any promotion" then fine, at least that's consistent, but Rizin fighters have objectively had more success than anyone from PFellator.
muzarkanov vs pereira who wins
jiri is no match for ulbdaddy
speaking of kwaby mix and bellator, just how bad is michael chandler?
Ankalaevs 5 round domination of Pereira was vastly more impressive than Pereiras lucky right hand and early stoppage win. Ank easily wins the rematch.
>>151229003Eddie Alvarez?
its a good thing the ufc hates ankalaev and the rematch will never happen
>>151229003Alvarez and chandler had better UFC careers than anyone apart from Jiri. Pit bull beat Dan Ige at 38 years old It’s about equal desu
>>151229056Ank wins the rerematch
>baited nobody>replied to himselfKWAB
Gay sex with Gamrot
UFC and the jews that lord over it will sign a bunch of absolute fucking cans and bums but won’t sign sirgay vakhitov. Makes me fucking sick
Gam sex with Gayrot
>>151229095Alvarez had, arguably, a better career than Jiri because the talent pool at lw is deeper.
>>151229056>dominationlol
Rotten sex with gay men
About to take a huge Ank in the Magomed
>>151229153Make sure to wipe your hasbulla
Ankalaev vs Pereira 1 is a great example of how an unremarkable top 5 fighter can beat a dominant champ by just getting him on his worst night
I’m done
>>151229134I was excited about his MMA debut, but he kinda underperformed. Sad that we’ll never see one of Alex’s worst matchups fight him without pillows on their hands.
>>151229208Looked good to me. Bros got all finish wins in mma and knocked out some bum in DWCS. The evil aris are just fucking evil
Jiri has proven himself the top contender time and time again over legit competition. What does Ulberg have? A robbery over Jan? A win over chinless Reyes? This justifies a title shot these days?
Nah fuck that!!
>>151229095Alvarez was AGES ago and Chandler has had almost zero success in the UFC. He even has the distinction of being the only man in recent memory to drop a round to the corpse of Tony. He probably shouldn't even be ranked. His fights usually aren't even that fun because they're just one-sided. He's a waste of space.
>>151229297What’s the point in Jiri vs Pereira 3? He can have an automatic title shot when Alex moves up or retires
>>151229198*Ankalaev vs Pereira 2MMA Joey had inside intel confirmed by Ali that Ankalaev was completely compromised heading into the fight. Even then it took a Herb Dean glove punching DEI stoppage to actually rig it.
Alex moves upJiri vs Walker for the vacant beltUlberg vs Ankalaev in the Apex
>>151229341Hoenstly? Badas post
Pereira vs asspinall+Ilia vs islamAt the white house, you giving two guys their shot at becoming the first triple champ
Ateba Gautier was an African combat sambo Champion
>>151227999Tony said it was coming back after the Misfits fight. And they laughed.... Who's laughing now?
>>151229517Corr imagine the BBCs on these lads!
The Nelk Boys called Topiglet's "wife" a BBC slut to his face and he stuttered pretending to not hear what they said.
>>151229517So was another blk African meme prospect that got taken down then got cut. I don't remember what the ngubus name was but I was shitposting about him being an African brazza. Apparently African sambo is low level shit.
>>151229564He liked watching from the chair I fear
>>151229564They were right.
C H A M A
Disrespectful faggots ITT
>>151229509why would ilia be fighting islam if he was going for triple champ?
Considering how dead this general is I believe the /heem/ consensus is that Ankalaev is 1-0 (1 NC) vs Pigatan.
>>151229509why would Pereira be fighting Asspissnall if he was going for triple champ?
You guys are rertarded
Aspiggy go SPLAT!
>>151229517You can be a combat sambo champ by simply heeming b. It's just mma without a cage and different scoring criteria. Almost all strikes never score points, only big impactful clean shots. Control time doesn't score ANY points. Only takedowns, throws and trips and how the opponent lands. The caveat being that a heem or submission will also win you the fight. Africans are probably just heeming and doing basic judo kek.
>>151229670That caused a sonic boom.
Did you guys hear that just now?
>>151229644Because basedril gane is a dog shit fighter
https://youtube.com/shorts/K1VuAJB9DCk?si=AzazD3jwUoecABJO
>>151229761lol Gane is so dogshit
Gane Derangement Syndrome
>AGGHHHHH BLAYDES DADDY BROKE MY BUSSY IN 15 SECONDS IT'S GAPING AND HIS POZZED LOADS ARE LEAKING OUT
You guys want to see my cockmeat next thread?
>>151229812gancels are fags. big surprise
>>151229812Curtis has HIV?
Poor poor AGsPinall
>>151229907he is african after all
heem
>>151230249
>>151226026>in n outbased
>>151228450Alex is his ultimate goal, him getting beaten by Ank didn't set right with his worldview (How can the vodoo magic man lose to the point fighter!), now order has been restored
>>151228817Kai got gaped by DJ worst title defence, Kape has more pull out than fights and only gets finishs when he fouls.
>>151228894THE "one fight away from being heemed by Ryan Spann" Reyes?!THE "40 years old Corey Anderson victim" Glover?!THE "worst champion ever" Jamahawlg Hill?!THE "ran over by Cutelaba" Khalil?!
