Thirsty edition
lets go broncos
JWH suspended and will miss the Super League grand final
**vote now** /nrl/ team of the year https://strawpoll.com/e2naX9kpeyB**poll closes in two bongs**
>>151185743>posted fresh with a timestamp>>151186488>reposted a 2021 picThey ain’t the same
>>151226757
>>151227481That’s a very comfy looking pic, I think it’s the old timey chip cup. I like it
Good morning, /nrl/I'm thinking about starting up A-League (/ayy/) threads for when the season starts in just under two weeks and I'm trying to gauge interest among our au/sp/ diaspora. Is this something that (You) would be interested in?Ta fellas
>>151228397Nil from me, I only like rugby league and american football. But good luck with your threads m8
>>151227271POLLS CLOSED
>>151228397You could resurrect /wol/
>>151229813*POOLS CLOSED
1.R. Walsh 2.X. Coates 3.K. Staggs 4.S. Crichton 5.M. Nawaqanitawase 6.T. Dearden 7.I. Katoa 8.K. Koloamatangi 9.H. Grant 10.P. Haas 11.H. Young 12.E. Katoa 13.P. Carrigan 14. H. Farnworth15. J. Preston 16. A. Fonua-Blake17. T. May18. N. Cleary
Haas is player of the year. Every single voter had him in their team, he was the only one to achieve that
Farnworth and May were equal with Crichton and Koloamatangi, I used the earlier abandoned count as a tie breaker
NZ Tonga and Samoa teams.
>>151230297>>15112338711/13>impressed with myself
not having Strange as an option for 6 was a big miss
>>151230895>Stefano switched to TongaMaybe he really was talking about Haas like the rumours said. Also, the forgot the asterisks.
>>151230895i don't follow league enough these days to know every coconut by their name but am i right that nz looks the weakest of these?
kiwis have the best halves, but tonga and samoa have better forwards and backs
My predicted squads>Kiwis1. Kini2. Isaako3. Kris4. Timoko5. Mulitalo6. Brown7. Foz8. Fish9. Marshall-King10. Leota11. Nikora12. Papali'i13. Tapine14. Clark15. NAS16. Sorensen17. Willison18. Crossland
>Tonga1. Hopoate2. Alamoti3. Toia4. Koula5. S. Katoa6. Hopoate7. I. Katoa8. AFB9. Havili10. Utoikamanu11. E. Katoa12. Halasima13. Taumalolo14. Luke15. Fotuaika16. Finefeuiaki17. Wong
I'm most uncertain about this one>Samoa1. Talagi2. To'o3. Tago4. RTS5. Mariner6. King-Togia7. Luai8. Haas9. CHT10. May11. Nanai12. Su'a13. Tevaga14. Sasagi15. Paulo16. Papalii17. Mariota
>>151226757how many kids has he inspired to drink toilet water you think?
joking about toilet water? that's just filthy, unhygienic and a bad example for kids*watches 10 minute arse eating porn scene*scrolls through netflix lgbt tag and selects the boys episode where a superhero shrinks and enters another man's arsehole
>>151230895where's ja-rome
Hughes is having surgery
just saw the tackle which JWH got 3 weeks forwhat a joke
Ahem.BRONCGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
https://youtu.be/MeC6Wk-o7_g 2025 NRL Grand Final Commentary Highlights | Triple M NRL
based ginnane
BIG NEWS: Reece Walsh identified as a strawberries & cream chad
>>151239038this is only permissible for another 12 days
Tag yourself
Superleaguebros we are so back
>>151239331Penrith really were killing footy
Great news. It would not have been difficult to schedule the wcc at vegas for last year btw, just lazy admin. PVL resting on his covid laurels
>>151231373this will lead to the kiwis being underestimated especially what Brown is capable of
>>151239880Hull KR are going to Vegas next year so if they win it could make it a bit difficult
>>151230297Compared to the NRL team of the year>Fullback: James Tedesco>Wingers: Mark Nawaqanitawase, Xavier Coates>Centres: Kotoni Staggs, Stephen Crichton>Five-eighth: Ethan Strange>Halfback: Nathan Cleary>Props: Addin Fonua-Blake, Payne Haas>Hooker: Blayke Brailey>Second-rowers: Eliesa Katoa, Hudson Young>Lock: Erin Clark
>>151240020They can still go just play the Broncos there in Vegas or play the wcc in England in February before going to Vegas
>erin clark
he was pretty massive for the wahs this season
I always felt he was used incorrectly at the Titans, Warriors have figured him out
Hope he browses here and sees he didn’t even get nomination for the real toty, might fire him up for the pacifics and next season
football
>>151231938They're very thin around dummy half, it's a wonder they didn't call up Gordon 4chan Kumdog
>>151228397yeah whateverI have no friends and no life so I'll be there
>>151230297can't wait to see my fav players staggs just steamrolling through the english cunts
Kangaroos coach Kevin Walters has been forced into two changes to the 23-man squad he named on Monday ahead of the Ashes tour of England.Code Sports reported on Tuesday that Josh Addo-Carr and Bradman Best will join the squad with Xavier Coates (ankle) and Zac Lomax (hip) withdrawing due to injury.
I hope fellow gamer legend addo-carr brings his computer!
>named best>selected as a replacement for a better player
HONOURABLE GAIJIN!My quest is not finished! Walters-sama has called upon us to confront our most ancient foe, the craven English! Alongside old rivals and together with Carrigan-senpai, Staggs-san and Walsh-kun, we shall triumph!
>>151240424
People talked a lot about Hunt and Reynolds but it was also really nice to see Shibasaki win after all the horrible luck he's had with injury and not being able to cement himself at other clubs.
>>151239115*taps mic*BRONCGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>151240603great post
>>151228397Sorry but I think soccer is a sport for "pooftah-chooks" so I will not be joiningta
canberra were robbed
>>151240997>Wahhhh the bunker shouldn't point out penalties and knock ons at the end of the game.
>>151240248Zac Lomax didn't win the hip, the broncGOds did
Would like the indigibius plaWr to take the all-stars seriouslyWalshAddo CarrHammerLattrellShibasaki MamFogarty/HynesWould be a sick backline that we will otherwise not get to see play together.
>>151240997>canberra were robbed
>>151240122>wahs
>novax poster is tiffstalker coomposter
>>151246012fucking trvkewow
Why doesn't anyone want to play for Australia bros...
>>151248903cultural marxism erasing and demonising nationalism
>>151248903people follow a strong horse who has principles and strong held beliefs so if you were somoan or tonganese-ickstralian, who would you play for
>>151249158Pills NOW
After the last month it is obvious how much the BroncGODs rely on Walsh but I didn't realise it during the season. I was someone who would have chosen Ponga over Walsh for Origin if Walsh was healthy and agreed with Hammer being chosen over Walsh as well. But story of Broncos season was. Round 1-7 Walsh was playing and Brisbane were 5th.Round 8-13: Walsh injured, Broncos drop to 11thRound 14-27 Walsh returns Brisbane get back to 4th. They only lose two games. Lose by two points to Parra who became giant killed at the end of the season and to the Storm when everyone did a Hammy.Broncos are now as reliant on Walsh as they were on Lockyer in the 2000s
>walsh
I don't get it
that era was grim when lockyer had to do everything, especially during the origin periodennis was the next best thing for the short time he was therewas a big fan of casey mcguire too but he was more of a utility
https://youtu.be/KCbSH165eMY Some Players Just Couldn't Be Ignored! | The Coaches Ashes Tour Preview
>Kotoni Staggs and fiancee Britt wtf Staggs is engaged
nrlw
>>151253314Bad luck anon, you can start wearing shoes around him again
>>151253314yay congratulations favourite player!!
>>151253486*sighs and chucks out men's size strappy stilettos*
>>151254049you guys only like staggs because of this one try
>>151254058he's a beast
>>151251686cool analysisI think he honestly could've put most top 8 teams into the final, he was that good during the last part of the season
>>151254510me on the sideline
>>151254049>>151254065Best centre in the game
>tfw you weren't invited to the staggs stag party
>staggs stag party
>>151254594A couple of years ago Staggs was iffy in defence and prone to hero plays which would result in turn overs. Neither of these are the case anymore
Staggs sucks
>>151255338....toes and is good at footy
>>151254510they were already winning
>I want a Brisbane Broncos Premiership...every year...for the rest of my life.
>>151255972post your tat
>>151255637BroncGODS are always winning
Cook Islands team.
What's all this talk I'm hearing about a Saudi backed rugby comp?
The Saudis are showing they have alot of money to waste by staying a Rugby comp that no one is going to care about and throwing alot of money at players.
speak for yourself, i've always been a huge dubai squatters supporter
cancelled my kayo until next year ladssee you in the pre-season
>>151266599Sand people tryna be part of the global society but they just don't get it.
>>151268057they're buying up everything and putting ronaldo into it
>>151268361is all the criggy on FTA?
>>151269493no
>>151268057With the money they have they can take anyone
>>151269151this reallybut to be fair, the world is so morally and culturally deficient right now that it might work
This R360 tournament may very well attract the best of the best, but frankly, who would watch it? I support a team, not a player. Sure, take the money (I would) but sink into obscurity with no one watching you. Just like the majority of the LIV golfers. Even the ones still making a name for themselves is only because they go back to the traditional PGA circuit and compete in a major.
i watch sport to see exceptional athleticism, and tight contestshaving a team is secondary - which is why i can enjoy all nrl despite my team only playing in a portion of the games
>exceptional athleticismwouldn't be tuning into union then, since the play is never 2 minutes from a stoppage
Guess what?BRONCGOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODS
>>151269579Personally I am loyal to the Jewish money and Israel
>>151270031Oh wait, I didn't guess that, butBRONCCCCCCCCCCCCCGOOOOOOODDDDDDDDDDSSSSSS
Fiji Team.
https://www.gumtree.com.au/web/listing/toys-indoor/1323925036
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wWLEg83ieEo>EVERY try scored by the Brisbane Broncos in 2025!>1 and 3/4 hoursDamn, who's gonna watch the whole thing?
>>151270615good date night video
>>151270383>KeresiFijian form of Grace, woman's name
>>151270615Only 5 minutes in and realised this list is wrong, why aren’t the tries against Canberra being shown after the roosters game? (because it was a FOX exclusive game)
>>151270631So it isn't "Every try" then.
Daily reminder the nz warriors are the 2025 grand final champions of the nsw cup. Nice addition to the trophy cabinet.
Broncos awards night
>>151270961based leilua
reynolds has the best missus I'm sure the coomers will hate me for saying so but once they get older they'll understand
I agree because as far as I can see she doesn't have scribbles all over her body.
Many thousands of broken hearts tonight in Brisbane
>>151254049Fuck that's a great one
>>151270978Only problem is his kids will be midget tier because of it
https://www.abc.net.au/news/2025-10-09/nrl-melbourne-storm-nelson-asofa-solomona-contract-release/105874194
>I have chosen to step away and consider other opportunities and new challenges
>two years remaining on contract >welp better leave *watches dubia porta potty*>oh those girls suck I could take 3 camels at once the fate of all those who forget their fathers
don't judge him his shitty peem only got into the GF and lost and he can do better after seeing the NSW cup going to NZ he ripped his sergeants rank off and threw it in bellyaches face and was like YOU SUCK from now on I AM a NSW CUP WINGER YOU BITCH (I don't think he said "you bitch") but he is going to follow his dreams of becoming a NSW Cup Winger and I wish him the best GO NELSON!!!
oh never mind he hates kiwis I guess he's becoming a landlord or something
what I'm trying to say is that the /nrl/ family and the greater NRL customers have a chance to see what is more powerful, money or the poomunity of NRL at large shame those who leave their clubs to drink camel piss, those who have left make examples of them via funny and non-harmful ways, just tickle them a bit in hilarious ways that they don't even notice that doesn't get you raided by v'landys goon squad is what I'm saying, you know what I'm saying, make a meme and show ya mumza if she laughs you've gotten one over those camel suppliers bless their hearts, the hose is in our hands, LETS PUT A KINK IN IT
>racist idiots don’t know they aren’t playing the games in Arabia
R360 isn’t even officially happening yet, it’s not known whether it’ll be under World Rugby (WR, used to be IRB). Nobody has signed a contract only letters of intent (which aren’t legally binding), and not one nrl player has done so under contract so they wouldn’t be traitors if they’re out of contract. Australia has the most camels in the world, we should hunt them and eat them
>irish is for it what a shocker but not really and there it is le racists aren't for it even though racism never entered the chat I defended I ignored for so long but a lame rabbit must be put down for the best of the community at large (irish has rabies I mean he's lashing out calling everything racist I mean wtf??? he has rabies) LIKE NO ONE MENTIONED RACE >>151273107>>151273107>>151273107 ?????????? WTF
don't forget lads not everything you hate is racist NRL deserves its place is Australia NRL IS Australia NRL PLAYERS SHOULD PLAY HERE HAVE THEIR HOMES HERE HAVE THEIR FAMILIES HERE
the 1st hint of opposition to R360 and Irish faggot is screaming racism racism let us put that into the history books for I will never forget now let us pray for NRL players don't forget their roots, don't forget their small clubs they grew in, those small towns, those small clubs, Irish put those behind him to abandon Australia, gave them up, spat on them, spat on the country who gave birth to him only to grow up, grow into the man he his and then spew his hatred his vitriol onto Australia, someone will say troubles in Ireland and he will say what troubles?? and every actual irishman will be looking somber at his shoes and he'll reach out to Australia and they'll be a bogan looking cunt that looks like me giving you the finger you cunt, you'll never be Australian you never be Irish, you'll just be some weird cunt drink Saudi piss, go fuck your self, slurp slurp motherfucker
up the rabbitohs
>no rabies in Australia>double-tap question marks>anti-fenian sentiment >somber>overcompensatory use of cunt>use of motherfuckerTotally unacceptable