list terrorist edition
Good morning alf
power
>>151228657Who are you going to post when he goes to dogs/hawks/cats?
>>151228716he won't be moving mate
Pies got refballed
>>151228716miss this lil nigga
Iggs morn
mourn*
aints whinge about how brisbane and GC are nepobabies that have so many advantages while signing three players for 90% of its salary cap and committing list suicide, losing one of the top 3 rucks in rowan marshall and one of the best defenders in the league in callum wilkie for two plodders from carlton. this list will miss finals next year and finish in the bottom four in 2027, just in time for NWM to leave back to adelaide and leave them with a compromised draft because of tassie joining the comp. all of this is self-inflicted as well but they will continue to blame the afl for their woes, even though the afl has been generous enough to let a joke team like them stay in the league despite having one flag in 150 years of existence.
You don't need to be an Australian citizen or Australian resident for tax purposes to use the FHSS scheme.
>>151230057>losing one of the best defenders in the league in callum wilkieOther points are valid but he has opted to stay. With Steele losing the captaincy you'd think he will get it.
>>151230057>losing one of the top 3 rucks in rowan marshallMarshall is not better than Gawn, Xerri, Cameron, Jackson, Grundy (2025 form). He's more on the next tier with English and Witts. But it is funny how St Kilda gave a record contract to a guy who is statistically worse than their current ruck.
>>151230204Ah. Good.
2nd most popular sport in Australia edition.
>>151230432>Marshall is not better than Gawn, Xerrithat's why i said top 3>Cameron, Jackson, Grundy (2025 form)he is definitely better than these three useless faggots
>>151230804By what metric?
>>151230896because 400k more people tuned into the nrl granny over the afl one, just ignore that an extra 4 million people went to games over the nrl, the afl granny had higher attendance, and in general more people watched afl on tv than nrl kek
do you guys know how they measure tv ratings?
>>151231023Don't they use a sample size of like 15,000 and then adjust it per capita? Hardly definitive if that's the case but who even cares? It's one game.
why does he do it?
>>151230892Idiot.
>>151231605
>>151231605what's with his eyebrows
>>151231605Oh my God, a trade? Someone actually made a trade?
>>151228800Someone who has sold their house in Adelaide is probably looking to leave.
>>151231803Didn't Chad Warner buy a house in Perth shortly before he re-signed with Sydney? Pretty sure players do this often and journos always claim it as proof that the player is '100% gone'
>>151230204You dont understand this will help keep the prices of houses increasing. If they were to stabilise or even decrease the economy would implode.
>>151230204>they can't follow delivery notes but can get tax rebatesrepealing the Immigration Restriction Act 1901 was a mistake
i dont give a flying fuck about christian petracca, clayton oliver or the melbourne demons fc
>>151231943this but israel and palestine
>>151231894>You dont understand this will help keep the prices of houses increasingI understand that completely.> If they were to stabilise or even decrease the economy would implode.I am okay with that.
>>151231998truth jdam
Sick of always having a sore back tbqh
>>151232238
who?
>>151233892No name ruckman but I feel like the same thing is said about half the ruckman that get traded and they then become a household name at their next club. He could easily be good but no one knows because he's stuck behind Darcy and Jackson.
>>151230935Let's take into account NSW and Qld both have a combined population of 13.8 million (combined to Victoria's population of 6.8 million).Let's also take into account that nrl has substantially more coverage in total number of licensed venues compared to AFL.Even with all those advantages, all that graph shows is a marginal higher ratingLet's compare ratings per million population
How do i get a gf
>trade period
>>151234228isnt this the essendon list manager WTF
>>151234159just be yourself
>>151234113the graph shows that more people watch afl mate
>>151234159Do what I did and be 6'3
Nrl gets bigger ratings because people are waking up to the fact that the afl is a dead sport with retarded rules that change every year run by a woke retard who is more interested in gay shit than an attractive game. Nrl is more consistent with closer games and makes for better viewing . Almost every afl game is a one sided blow out. Boring.
afl is for fucking retrds lmao
>>151234896kek true
>>151234896So true sister
>>151234159bags of milk and salty coins iykwim haha
what is nrl?
nrlel is trash
>>151235454Namespace Routing Language (NRL)
>>151235489About half a million extra Australians think youre incorrect
>>151235489I watch one game a year and that's too much. Such an ugly, low-skill sport for retards.
>Collingwood to meet with Clayton Oliver
afl and nrl are both slop. talk about politics and whores you fucking gay nerds
im mason cox
>>151235739you may suck cox, now fuck off retarded seppo cunt
nrl is adorable, love watching the little bro have a win :3
>afl and nrl as im the leagues are slop but the sports are goodprove me wrongprotip: you can't
>>151235954>im*>in
>>151235777angry little fella
>>151235662Pretty hilarious desu. I get Oliver for Mihocek is probably better value than they'd get from some late picks for him, and their list profile means that they need to jag a flag soon because they're going to collapse in a year or two, but even with Melbourne paying a chunk of his $1.7m salary they'll have him on the books until 2030. He looks close to finished now and anyone that trades him in will be stuck with him for another five years. That might be the worst contract decision of all time from any club.
>>151236789Based.Also is it just the lens or does Lethal have massive hands?
>>151234159actual non-cope answer here:>get lean - absolutely under 15% bf but ideally 10/12 for facegains and to look athletic in natural lighting>add muscle - you don't need loads but you do need some>unfuck your style - focus on classics, neutral colours and fit>***VERY IMPORTANT*** take high appeal photos - action or *relaxed* candid in nice location with good lighting. absolutely no flexing or ugly friends. they need to be able to picture themselves in your lifestyle. there. you are now appear as top 5% on dating apps.
>>151237701How much puss do you smash champ
>>151237701Im unironically the best looking one in my friendship group. Never considered pictures with ugly friends would hold me back
I will never get a gf or a job
>>151238135Had both. They're overrated.
>>151233520Try topping, Nick.
Justin Leppitsch I think is the worst head/senior coach I can remember, or maybe Brisbane really were just that shit at the time, probably bit of both.Who has been the shittest senior coach you guys can remember in your lifetimes?
>>151237800puss? not muchpiss? heapsgood chance there's a correlation.
>>151237701>absolutely no flexing or ugly friends.>he doesn't know why people with ugly friends take photos with themjfc
>>151238272It was both. Brisbane's list was trash. In 2016 they were 0.6% away from winning the wooden spoon below an Essendon team that had half its list missing due to drug sanctions. They still won the spoon the following year with Chris Fagan at the helm. Fixing the list and culture took time.>>151238272Mark Neeld is the name that immediately comes to mind .
>>151238272
ayyy malakas
>.@CalTwomey reveals clubs have reached out to Nick Daicos about a possible move away from Collingwood.
*storms out of the /afl/ best and fairest*
>>151238488Frame it.
>>151238497>It's not shitpostingFuck, that's some aggressive moves. Surely he just stays until Tassie money is on the table the though. Wonder what it would take for the Pies to actually trade him?
>>151238561I truly need a new mousepad. unlike Nick, it's not exactly quality but his mug just brings a smile to my face. I'll get my $3.60 worth out of it.
>>151238497>anon might have to start defending him if he gets traded to your cluboh no no no. 1/17 hater bros to be in shambles.
>>151238627Didn't realise it was a mouse pad. Nice might get one myself.
>>151238535Trouble brewing at Collingwood with the Daicos family.
>>151238497Welcome to Norf Nick.
>>151238535oldest and crankiest?
>>151238671lol Norf has no assets. They traded their first round pick this year for a second round pick last year. Tigers, Bombers, Suns and Eagles the teams with sufficient capital to trade for him but even with 1 and 2 or 3 and 4 plus change on the table I doubt the Pies take it.
Collingwood MUST trade N. Daicos.
Nick wants OUT!!!!
>>151238729Collingwood have no youth. 1&2 for him would be an amazing return, considering they only used like pick 40 on him.Reid + NDaicos midfield, who at the Iggs says no?
>>151238736>>151238749>hfw he is'nt doing anything and everyone is actually saying "where's Nick Daicos?" and it does'nt feel as good as he thought it would.
>>151238749Applying for jobs while listening to old Greg champion cassettes - Nostalgia hitting hard
I just saw this at Kmart and a young girl came and grabbed a copy and went off squealing with her family
>>151238763It would be tempting but I think Collingwood still feels they have a chance at one more flag and they're not getting that without Daicos. Would be a tough sell to then turn around and tell members it's time to rebuild. Plus I don't think Daicos would agree to a trade to West Coast. Richmond, maybe if Pies were open to it.
Also at Kmart
shooterwilliamson is fucking JACKED
>>151238828Kmart have good pricing on books, and a decent variety I must say
>>151238828snoop's crack cooking recipe was an absolute game changer. As a young mum juggling work and family with 3 young kids on the go; his quick and easy 3 step process let me smash out a kilo at a time, whilst leaving enough energy to get Tiff to pyhzzy culture, drop Kaydin off at soccer, pick up dinner and still get to smoke a fatty with ahmed n solomon in the fitness first carpark. bless you snoop!
>>151238768Thanks for having the courage to break down the wall. I was always ashamed, but after seeing your bravery I'm going to put in an order myself.Thank you.
>>151238946>Quantity: two.
based pork appreciators telling all those jews and muslims to pull their fucken heads in and eat some bacon.
>>151238975For me, it's a roast pork shoulder.
>>151238946What site does this kinda shit?
>>151239024Mine order is from CanvasChamp. No idea on the quality yet as it's still processing.
>>151239024remeber hawk tuah? how hats , shirts, stickers etc were ready to sell in a second? entire factories are dedicated to churning out garbage in a heartbeat. my nickpad cost 3.60 and was ready to go next day.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bAXZkQoxFNcElite pairing between Bartel and Lloyd here
>>151238768>daicossperg will shoop cum splateers on this and convince everyone this was recovered from the supposed anti-daicos discord
Hot glue is making a comeback.
>>151239104RC?
>>151239141the band?
>>151239175The type banned on /sp/.
how did collingwood go from playing very good footy in 2022 and the first half of 2023 to being kinda boring to watch?
>>151239240Old guys got old. Nick is the only player on their team under 30 who is any good.
>>151239240Game style lacks ingenuity. They drill game scenario's too much so it's muscle memory for players to be in certain positions. Other teams have been analysing the tape and figuring it out and circumventing it. That's why it seems boring because it's the same thing over and over again.
>>151239240theyre not that good
Collingwood have always been ultra defensive under macrae, people only thought otherwise because of the first two rounds of 2023.
can't kick a score to save themselves =/= ultra defensive
That's precisely why teams are defensive you fucking retard
Whoopsie daisy, slipped a finger up my bum
>>151239635the futire is indian, it seems. gay and indian.you should go wash your hands thoroughly.
i wonder if turkbro has ever had to explain his straffo coffee mug to anyone
huh
>>151238768>>151238946desu i do need a new mousepad my current one is like 10 years oldjust need to think of a funny/interesting image for a custom one
>>151239240their forwards suck so they aren't high scoringtheir best line is probably their defence which usually doesn't make a team good to watchthe also don't win many of le close finish games anymore unlike 2023 when that was their thingalso old players = they move slower and move the ball slower
>buying a chinkslop mousepad
>>151239765Why hasn't he provided any other info? I'm not listening to Trade Radio. I don't even see what Fremantle would be getting out of it considering their position. Did Lions and Dockers team up to double team Iggs raw?
>>151239765>>151239823Bane can't stop winning. Pick 16 for Starcevich.
>>151239823not sure, it's weirdmaybe they're trying to help starcevich get to iggs because they think he's going to retire soon and fuck wc over
damn iggs fucking fleeced brisbane there kek
>>151239839brisbane have given up 12 to eagles you been raped
>>151239856Brisbane don't have pick 12, Freo do. Brisbane won the flag their first pick is currently 19.
>>151239240Their playstyle revolved around them being shit for 3/4 of the game and working way too hard for a <1 goal win because "close footy = good footy" and I'd say it broke too many players
>>151239839>Pick 16 for StarcevichSo when he gets medically retired next year, can we laugh at the Iggs?
>>151239861fuck whatever west coast got 12 and starcybitch
Seems like most teams are winning. Bane get 16 for Starcevich.Iggs get Starcevich and a slight pick upgrade.Freo drop their first pick back for some picks in the 20s.
>>151239800Next year Nick. Next year.
>>151239878>Freo drop their first pick back for some picks in the 20sIs late 90s, early 2000s dockers back?
>>151239885Doesn't McVee want to go there? Might be getting stuff to send to the Dees but ensuring they still get a pick in the draft.
>>151239885i guess they don't rate the first round prospects? does seem like kind of a weird deal they'll use a second for mcvee i guess
>>151239878fred getting fleeced. >plus moreneeds to be a fuck ton more
iggs fleeced them
>>151239894McVee and a pick in the 20s is probably better than one pick at 16 or so after Academy bids.
>>151239894>plus moreProbably freo get future picks from iggs and bane.F2 from iggs and F3 from bane.
>>151188915Because Freo make SHIT FUCKING TRADES.
holy shit brisbane have just been fleeced
>>151239906Can't see Bane giving up future picks. They'll be wanting more of them.
>>151239894i thought so too but it actually turns out okay if it's like this >>151239902 >>151239906they get a decent young player now in mcvee and then a few 2nd or 3rd rounders they can use next year in a better draft
>>151239914Starcevich and 52 for 16 is a win.
>>151239922that's a fleeceing
>>151239914They turned a free agent leaving (would've got no compensation due to Allen + Draper) into pick 16.They raped the competition.
>>151239926If you say so. What's Starcevich's value in your opinion?
>>151239931that's a loaded question
>>151239944Yes. Now answer it so I can make you look foolish.
little bitch boy Fred will do whatever big daddy iggs tells him to do
>derF
>>151239949
>>151239931About a round 5 pick. One head knock away from being medically retired.
ok this seems more sensible for fred now
its a dud draft though there will be fuck all beyond pick 4, just a bunch of 2027 delistings
>>151239966>Pick 19 is going to the DockersInteresting. So something else has to be coming back to the Lions then. Future 2nd from the Iggs would be nice.
>>151239966>>151239991see>>151239988
>>151239985good afternoon mcfly how are you
wtf dusty in claremont
>>151240001lmao, random
Just bought my tickets for the 2026 QLD WA prelims
Oh my god I just want to stomp someones fuckin head in
If I could have got laid in 2008 my kid could be in the draft right now
Crowbros...?
>>151240014>Petracca and Oliver both snubbed them for other clubsouch
>>151239988>>151239993yep and fred just used 23 for mcveeprobably a win-win-win all round
>>151240006yeah weird, i go past there pretty regularly for the gym but today i didn't because i was busy unfortunatelywould've made me do a double take
>>151233892why did blooseurs trade for an amputee
Where is our boy nick daicos headed to in 2026?
>>151240025kek>>151233892>>151234058he's great at state level, not sure about afli think he'll just be okay, could definitely do worse and he's cheap so not a bad deal for carlton
>>151239993Feels like it's missing something there but I guess we'll all see tomorrow.
starcevich is a quality player and a big loss for bane but the iggs have hardly "fleeced" brisbane by giving them an earlier first rounder, ultimately brisbane's defence will be fine given jack payne isn't injured again. reckon they should move hipwood up back to make way for allen too, hipwood is a good set of hands but his goal accuracy is shithouse.
>>151240056Hipwood had to have a knee reco. He's going to miss a huge amount of next season.
>>151239988wtf matt clarke bros this is NOT the trade of a list terrorist
now would bane hurry the FUCK up and file the allen paperworki want that pick 2 NOW
>>151240062>There's a fine line between genius and insanity.
Iggs won the narrative
>>151240070Crisp.Allen such a dog.
>>151240014Why would anyone want to join the minor premier team?
>>151240104Crisp
>>151240070Brisbane have got what they wanted. Allen is going to be downgraded to tier 2 compo. Enjoy pick 19, kek.
>>151240104>>151240121>West Coast has also given pick 22 to Brisbane as part of this deal.Callum Twomey
>>151240133wtflmao
>>151240138see>>151240071
>>151239988>>151239993>>151240048I knew it was missing something.
>>151240145clarkey looking like a bit less of a genius now
>>151240062see >>151240133
>>151240145>Freo got pick 23 instead of 22Holy cucks.>Iggs trading 16, 22 and 23 for pick 12 and a medical retirement next yearHoly raped>Brisbane trading 19 and a free agent for 16 and 22Holy dynasty can't be stopped.
>>151240132if it's band 2 he ain't going anywhere.
>west coast have pick 1 AND pick 2 to fuck up this yearBased
>>15124016622 or 23 was going for McVee anyway, technically they get him with a less valuable pick now
>>151240172>Trading your whole draft hand for a free agent to not dilute your free agent compo>Then not even making your restricted free agent trade whose compo was the entire reason for trading for the incoming free agent in the first placeUh... if I was an Iggs in that case I'd seriously consider the rope.
People thinking Allen won't generate pick 2 are kidding themselves. Even if the contract is only worth band 2 on paper the secret herbs and spices will get the Iggs pick 2. It's been decided by all a while ago.
>>151240174and their 2 future firsts
>>151240192I kinda am of the same mind as this.
>>151240192Yeah
>>151240014It's a shame, we have so much good meth here too...
>>151240192That was on the basis of them trading pick 19 (their free priority pick from the AFL) to Brisbane for Starcevich, not pick 16.People were already complaining about Brisbane getting 19 for him, instead they get 16.Fuck the Iggs.
Bane supporters here are insufferable
>>151240208little brother syndrome. need extra validation and attention here because they don't get it irl because everyone else is a broncos fan in brisbane
>>151240208I like them desu.
>>151240208You just don't like me because everytime we argue about something I wreck you.
>>151240216this simply isn't truei live in brisbane and if i meet a bloke into sports its about half and half whether they like the lions or the broncos. there's a reason they have 75k members and its not just roy boys deciding to follow them again
>>151240204that 19 is now 22 and it seems that bane are getting that. keep up
>>151240208>(You)
Dons to trade 4+5 for 1+12.
>>151240230it's all bandwagon mate, brisbane sports fans are notoriously fickle
the only insufferable people in this general are micksperg and anti-tradiesperg
>>151240243Is there a standout talent that's worth trading up for? Maybe I'm missing something but Duursma doesn't seem that good.
>>151240249>tradiespergwhich one?i'd also add gymcunt to the list
gym was packed full of pawgs and paags
>>151240240Brisbane got it in addition to that. Eagles bent over for a guy about to get medically retired.
>>151240245to be honest with you i know more diehard lions fans than broncos fans, i even met a bloke once who was a season member for both and he had a full membership for the lions but only a three game pass for the broncs
my legs hurt
>>151240264>t. dylan alcott
>>151240264DVT. Should've gotten up and walked around some more. Sorry bro.
the eagles trade thread is great readingthey thought they got a steal for 20 mins before seething
>>151240260>bent overthey upgraded 16 to 12 so hardly "bent over". it's gone from a trade where west coast make out like bandits to one that is pretty fair all around.
>>151240264based monday leg day chad
>>151240273Twomey trolling them by releasing that pick 22 part later.
>>151240270kek
>>151240208
>>15124028116, 22, 23 for12, 33 and a salary cap penalty for 4 years isn't a win.
>>151240281Yep
brisbane got fleeced
>>151240288it's pretty much 16+33 for 12+33+52 and starc for 23
certified fleece
>>15124029816+22
>>151240290nah they owned it point wise
>>151240288If he makes it to 3 years it's a win. 1st year of medical retirement payments are 90% out of the cap, 2nd year 75% and 3rd 50%. Provided he gets halfway through that contact it's manageable. If he gets knocked out in round 1 next year it's a needle down the dickhole.
>>151240290Starcevich was a restricted free agent. They would've at best got pick ~20 from him compo wise.
F L E E C E DLEECED
ayo this pissbane fan salty over his boy leaving fr fr
west coast got reamed kekyou blokes have no idea
Fleecedbin Lions
>Hey Iggs, why have you been so shit lately?>>Oh, we had a bunch of players get medically retired. Really screwed us over, you know?>Who are you trading for this year
perth really is 3 hours behind LMAO
Just don't care about these interstate teams
>>151240325theres actually no way to spin this in brisbanes way
lmao, call them the brisbane sheep because they got FLEECED
>>151240335yep you are delayedwait for the actual trade to come out
>Perth people haven't even knocked off work yet and their boards are already seethingTonight will be a good night
matthew clarke has done it again KEK
>Iggs customer was so happy his club won the trade for 20 minutes he's just decided to just pretend that they're not giving up pick 22 tooI think he needs this.
>ynr the trade news blackoutits going to all about oliver or merrett isnt it
>>151240348they are so far behind with the newsmy sides cant take any more from this spastic
Essendon have hit rock bottom.
>>151240338kek
ooop he's gone quieti think its sinking inFLEECED COAST EAGLES
bane just cant stop winning tbqh
what will matt rosa give up for pick 1
BRISBANE HAVE BACKED OUT OF THE OSCAR ALLEN TRADE. REPEAT, THEY HAVE BACKED OUT OF THE OSCAR ALLEN TRADE.
oscar allen is a free agent champion
>eagles recruiting busted arse david swallowHOWLING will fit in nice with plodder kelly
that afl finals winner david swallow to you boy
starce will get a head knock in preseason training and its all over folks
good evening plebocrats
Eagles to recruit retired Sun David Swallow after seeing him knock Fremantle out of the finals.
superboot swallow and DEV. beagles will be scary good next year
>>151240469and delisted crow shoenbergphawor super team incoming
https://x.com/7AFL/status/1975467919636304054 go dees, claz is a funny cunt
>>151240488Think he's being serious desu.
imagine we still had joel smith holy shita
>>151240495he definitely is its just funny
How many wins for iggs next year?Can't imagine them beating more than 4 other teams
>>151240503But isn't that bad for dees?
>>151240504collingwood x2 locked in but the fixture might only let them play once
all club membership numbers are fake as fuck
>>151240511THISthey're all actually higher
got my sentencing on the 18th
>>151240511evening nrlsperg
>>151240520
>>151240505not really he can fuck off and be another clubs problem
abbie chatfield is kinda cute ngl
essendon still paying their debt for taking pick 1 as a punishment for cheating
happy october 7th, lads.
Evening josh
abbie chatfield and her performing boyfriend
would love to perform oral sex on abbie chatfield
newsagency had a selection of stickbooks. i was surprised to see they're still printed.was going to grab one called just 18 but they wanted $14 for it. nope!
big boobs ugly faceabbie chatfield, sydney sweeny many such cases
most of this subreddit werent even born in 2006
>>151240537kek
>>151240569crisp my gf
>>151240564buy the one called c18 iykwim haha
>>151240569>subreddit
Read an Australian say “vacation” today, almost vommed
too many npcs
had a sex dream about lisa wilkinson
>he doesnt walk on the sidewalk when he goes on vacationngmi freshie
>is that a hecking americanism'>boy that makes me so mad
>>151240584>>151240520these posts are connected
>>151240598we are all connected brother
>>151240601darcy moore may cry
whats the fran drescher treatment
>>151240612hownew.ru
yeah sorry im not a 40 year old cunt who grew up watching shitty sitcoms in the 90s
Evening lads
>>151240537There's nothing "happy" about a day that nearly 1200 Israelis were murdered
so with petracca oliver and hopefully may gone, will my dees finally be out of the spotlight this preseason?
>>151240636Yeah, I think that they are on a downwards spiral
>>151240520Sentencing for what?
>and then they thought they had a dynasty team and would win a flag at the mcg
>>151240636yes people will stop caring about them soonthey need to draft well though and ideally bring in some solid young players, they have some good ones atm so i don't think they'll fall off a cliff but it'll get worse before it gets better
Trent rivers should come iggs
what the fucks your problem asshole
>>151240556
>>151240667thats a big bulge
lots of pawgs at my gym
Just so unbelievably sad all the time
>>151240676Hahaha
Imagine J*sh getting permanently banned
>>151240672same
I think the superior fetish is the piss fetish
>>151240726for me its girls pissing their jeans
>>151240727I dont like that
>coon signs for 9 years>everyone leaves
>>151240737lmao
>>151240737had a good laugh
>>151240737
>Former Fremantle forward Chris Mayne joins coaching panel ahead of season 2026>The 36-year-old joins Justin Longmuir’s coaching group as Forwards Development Coach.
>>151240763>thought they were getting david mundy
>>151240768kek, come full circle
>>151240779now look at his wife
would sex chris maynes missus
>>151240784>>151240785Very cute
guys, i think the best of dwayno comp got taken down
I’m a fucking drug addict alcoholic, need help but too ashamed to ask
>>151240899What drugs
What alcoholYou can probably call a hotline so it’s completely anonymous, google one surely there are some help lines. And obviously actual in person stuff like Alcoholics Anonymous.
talking to people for help is a meme
>>151240934I know, I’d personally feel too uncomfortable but for others it may help.This is what foids don’t understand, because men do things differently and they can’t understand that, they think that means it’s ‘wrong’. When it’s completely natural for us not to do faggy shit like that.Big believer in ‘male depression’ being learned helplessness and different from foid depression.
>>151240921Amphetamines
>>151240921meth mostly
>>151240784impressive
>>151240943i was talking to my friend's wife the other day and she was saying she didn't get why men don't talk about what they're doing like i don't think i've ever just messaged my friends to say 'hey today i did this this and this' and she found that so weird
>>151240943spot on i reckon mate. i think a lot of mens problems stem from the dissonance brought about by basically being killing machines living in a hyper feminised kindergarten society.
>>151240943This. Not only are women far more talkative and personable than men but their issues are more superficial and not as complex. Language isn't nearly advanced enough to articulate the dreaded turmoil which permeates our being every waking moment, thus we can only resolve our problems through action
women speak 20k words per day vs men only 2-7k
More concerned about where it all went wrong with art, marketing, media and communications industries. Those are the ones where all these tatted-up dykes and druggies rule the ads planted in our faces and set the culture in our life. Where are the Christian men showing people the light? Where have all the good men gone? I need a hero
Christianity has been dead since WW2.
>>151241028I probably speak less than 50 on average
it went wrong thanks to the tribe after the gfc and gamergate
>>151241060oh yeah i also forgot about ww2we lost the war
>>151241028I’ve got two words for you. Pooey undies.
Christianity died in the 1670s
love a piss drinking bitch
>tfw too autistic for minecraftit has never been more over for me
dick has started working again which i think means i'm recovering from my sickness
>"It's noteworthy that clubs are so ambitious now and brazen that even the best player in the competition with four years to run on his deal, a strong deal, is considered fair game and approachable in this way about whether a head can be turned now or into the future.">the best player in the competitionI thought the best player won the Brownlow?
>>151241125how many norms does he have again?
>>151241077basednever considered it until some chick suggested it>>151241099>sicknessthis but exmissus
>>151241132>>151241125>Daicos on Brownlow night
>>151241099did you stop your hrt meds mick?
>>151241173no but steven medicate iykwim haha
>61 secondsinteresting
Did Daicos snr really leave early because he was offended by the coach’s joke? A literal joke? Laughed when morris first reported it because I thought who cares leaving early isn’t that bad but if it really was because of the harmless joke that’s the most insane ego. Mind blowing entitlement. Nobody is mocking your son retard
i remember when some hawthorn bloke tackled nick a couple years ago peter got on the radio and had a huge sook about it
>>151241186he's not me retard
>>151241233no but steven impersonate
The absolutely pathetic and beyond narcissistic jokes that are modern "weddings" can be traced back directly to the Protestant reformation, when they decided that they no longer wanted to think of weddings as a sacrament. The Protestant reformation was a mistake.
I want to kiss Nick Daicos on the lips
>>151241233but Steven May be
>>151241262crisp peter daicos
>>151241257t. martin luther anti
dessert time
fucking sick to death of yanks, beyond fed up with them
Just saw on twitter that Mason Cox will be part of the channel 7 team in 2026 as a boundary rider and involved with other AFL related shows on their network.
>>151241372imagine hearing that disgusting hybrid mutt accent every week fuck that sounds awful
>>151241372thank you based kayo
>>151241372who asked for this?
>>151240634crazy how they're memorialising that hippie music festival the IDF wrecked as if it's some pearl harbor equivalent
>>151241432Time to pony up and get kayo.
>>151241456bold of you to assume mumza's not already paying for kayo
I completely made up that stuff about Mason Cox.
>>151241477DEVILISH
Remember when that anon was in that pub where a car crashed into it?
>>151241483that was storycunt, he saw the breaking news and larped that he was there
don't give a fuck about the middle east but it's clear they allowed that attack to happen
let it happen to justify invading palestine innit
not only did they fund the attackers and allow the attack to happen with ample forewarning, they deliberately executed jewish israeli citizens who had been or were being captured so they couldn't be used as leverage
A lot of afl players are pretty keen fishermen did you know on boats you can use radar to detect birds working so you know where the fish are.
>>151241539i've heard nick daicos enjoys the sea
why would you need radar when sonar tells you where the fish are anyway?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XALVTzMOeQ
Reading on twitter Patrick Dangerfield has retired.
Good evening
>>151240620He's referring to her gang rape during a home invasion by Basketball Americans. Her husband was tied down and forced to watch and it either turned him homosexual or made him come out of the closet.I am not making this up.
Morn
>the lowest attended AFL game in 2025 had 4814 people >the lowest attended NRL game had 6211 peopleKEKgayfl has no crowds
>his only metric is resorting to the lowest jej
>>151231803>knows it's a sellers marketBASED WISE ZAKKY B
>>151246414>country town of 100k vs. city of 5 millionThe Rat did well all things considered
>collingwood fagpies>nick gaycos>isaac gaynor>steele put it in my sidebottom>mason i love cox>...darcy moore
Darcy "I want" Moore "cocks up my bum because im gay"
>>151241714hope so
Thought of this scene in Blue Murder when I saw Clarry on that boat with Adam Kingsley.
>Blue MurderWhich one?
>mcVee for Pick 23
Brisbane got FLEECED
luhmayo
plastic brisbane 'fans' still reeling from the fleecing
>>151250077So daicos doesn't win the brownlow and Collingwood want the system changed. Daicos doesn't win the b&f and now Collingwood want to change their own system so he can win it?Maybe he just isn't very good and doesn't deserve to win anything, ever
I legitimately hope Daicos never wins a Brownlow. Unfortunately there's virtually no chance he never wins another B&F but his entitled sulking makes me wish he wouldn't win another of those too.
>>151250077actually embarrassingnot to mention the fact that this just makes it look like mcrae hates cameron lmao, imagine shitting on one of your players just because the golden child didn't get an award he didn't deserve
Geelong fined $77,500 after AFL audit The AFL has hit Geelong with a $77,500 fine ($40k suspended) following a six-year audit that uncovered multiple administrative breaches - including undisclosed third-party payments and late reporting of sponsorship deals.The league says the Cats didn’t breach the salary cap, but failed to properly declare some arrangements involving club and AFLW staff.Geelong will now face tighter compliance rules for the next two years.
>>151251205nothingburgeri'm sure whatever arrangements they had were worth more than 37k
>>151251205>Suspending over half the fineUncrisp slap on the wrist, hope this snowballs into a bigger scandal that uncovers more fraudulence
>>151251205where there is smoke there is fire
>>151251256The case is now CLOSED and you have no right to investigate any further.
>>151231803Port Chairman David Koch confirmed Zak is currently living with Georgiades. But the rumour is that this is because hes currently building a new house in Adelaide. Time will tell what is true.
>>151231887yep exactlydoesn't mean much when you can just rent out places or make them airbnbs so easily
>>151251669Yeah apparently he owns 3 houses in SA, has sold 1, rents out the other 2 and is building a place out in one of the beachside suburbs.Fuckwits at the advertiser meanwhile->hurr durr he sold a house which means he plans to leave when his contract expires IN 14 MONTHS TIMEits a nothingburger
>>151251669>>151251705>>151251780Sorry, the advertiser has already exclusively revealed that Butters would leave right now if he could.
>>151251912Those are the same idiots that have been certain Ollie Wines is leaving every year since he was drafted. Id rather take the word of the drugfucked old cunt at the corner of the bar than them
>>151251912who is the woman on the left
>>151251205AFL media right now>AFL WHACKS GEELONG WITH MONSTER FINE!!!While in reality: its on 77k half of which is suspended.
>>151251205>>151252005$77.50 fine with $40 suspended in human terms
If i were an afl player i would deliberately spend months breadcrumbing the media into thinking im simultaneously planning to join every club in the comp just for shits and giggles. Fuck em
I have a reasonably sized penis but considering my height and physique it's arguable I was somewhat short changed.
If I were an afl player i would beat the fucking shit out of female jounos
>>151252545t. Bailey Smith
fly, darcy and nick are great blokes and ambassadors for the game
>>151252628trip on fly
How is she holding up with the news?
>A local football club in Perth’s north has had its lease cancelled after a player allegedly dressed as the late physicist Stephen Hawking for the club’s end of year celebrations.>The costume included Hawking’s wheelchair and electronic communication system, and displayed a fake pornography site on the system’s screen.this.is.not.okay
>>151252946looking for houses close to lathlain park and googling if kent st shs is a good school to send her daughter to or if she is going to have to fork out to send her to penrhos
>>151253032I don't get what the issue is. Stephen Hawking notoriously has a good sense of humour about himself and I bet even he'd get a kick out of that.
>>151253032Disgraceful
>>151253032If you don't stand up for Stephen Hawking who will?
>>151252180>generating easy clickb8 revenue for journalists >for freeYou didn't think this through m8
>>151253088i will never understand the "you can't made jokes about bad thing because it is bad" attitude. fencing things off into no-go areas gives them way too much power over you.
costume idea: nick daicos in a bridesmaid outfit
>Brisbane's list will be stronger next year>Their draw will be easierRealistically how do other clubs compete?
>>151253032nup, too soon
Play stupid games win stupid prizes"Osborne Park Football Club could be deregistered after a player attended a post-season function in a costume allegedly featuring explicit images.The Perth Football League (PFL) has issued the club with a show-cause notice, meaning it will need to make a case on why it should be allowed to remain in the league. The City of Stirling mayor says there is a cultural issue within the club, and the council has kicked them out of their club rooms."
>4 year deal for starcbreath easy my iggers
>>151251205>didn't breach the salary capanticatssperg are you ok?
>>151250969>>151250904careful, his dadza might come over and bash youse
going to need pics of the stephen hawking costume
>>151251205>as a result of this fine, the lollies in the accounts dept staff room will be home brand for the next 6 months.
>>151251780being adelaide, would'nt that be a nordburger?
essendon tells its players to take drugs and they get in troubleessendon tells its players not to take drugs and they get in trouble
>>151253666>essendon tells its players not to take drugs and they get in troubleWhen did this happen?
>>151253666vaxx status?
>>151251205fines are pointless slap trade and draft restrictions on them, would actually have an impact.
Melbourne should go to court and get Oliver's contract voided for drug use and whatever else they can up with, smug fuckin prick.
*does a whip around for any petty on hand*
>>151253712This has nothing to do with vaxx you /pol/ rat>>151253666>>151253680>essendon tells its players not to take drugs and they get in troubleLiterally not the case, players felt that the club breached confidentiality rules"Essendon players raised concerns with the players’ union after a testy meeting about illicit drugs involving the playing group and club higher-ups.Nine’s Tom Morris reports Bombers players felt CEO Craig Vozzo crossed the line with the way he spoke about player drug use and potentially breached player confidentiality.Positive drug tests by players are kept hidden under the current AFL illicit drug policy."
so Gee-long were cheating the salary cap from 2012 to 2019 according to the AFL and then from 2019 to 2024, also according to the AFL, and the combined punishments for this decade of salary cap cheating totals... seventy grand not taken from the soft cap. two-tier dillo.
>>151253843>calling out the gubmit for being a jewish controlled farce at war with its citizensunfathomably based imo
>>151253032how dare he
Where's moonchad? It was a super moon last night and looked incredible
so who is winning the trade period have not being paying attention
>>151253956west coast fleeced brisbane last night so probably them
>>151253956Iggs are positively FLEECING
>Iggs are so desperate for a win they have to pretend they won trade with virtually no winnerWhat a 1 win season will do to niggas
>>151253956pies
>be brisbane lions>back to back flags >still get fleeced by a team that can barely scrape a win together my fucking sides
>>151253846>r*dditjakker gets bannedAbsolutely based mods
>>151253970>>151253980Trvke
>He's still at itIf only the players on his team were so determined when faced with defeat.
>>151254071>t. fleecee
>be brisbane lions>back to back flags all that matters at the end of the day, no other team can say they have achieved this in a long time with the umpires working against you the whole time.
>>151254125>umpires working against you the whole time.
>>151254081Yeah, you got me. Pick 22 and three pick upgrades for a free agent, while bringing in two more free agents, in a year when when team only needs points in the draft. I am seething about how my premiership team did in that trade.
looks like there's 2 players worth a fuck in this draft and a couple of good academy players going to suns and lions
>brisbane cuckstomer is so buttfleeced he has to ask AI to write a response KEK
West coast just fleeced Brisbane AGAIN
>>151254191I didn't use AI for that, retard.
>>151254136hes right. cucktorians are used to getting umpball wins so anything less seems 'unfair'First half of the grand final was a classic example, heap of 'akshually it was a free if you read le rules' paid for geelong but the same standard wasnt applied when frees for Brisbane were there.>but Brisbane got all the frees in the secondDoesnt work like that, scumps were keeping geelong in the game for the first half and forced Brisbane players to overcompensate and hold back for fear of another bs free. would have been a blow out if they didnt.
AFL grants West Coast Eagles priority pick.
>>151254228that's a fleeceeagles cannot stop winning
>>151254278Who did they fleece?
>>151254282brisbane
>>151254282their members for the last 15 years
>eagles cannot stop winningThings you won't hear during an AFL season.
>>151254290Brisbane didn't give them the pick, the AFL did. I'm glad you're happy though. Can't wait to see you guys double your wins next season.
>>151254300HOLY KEK
>>151254300
Allen is far more important than Starsovitch and Lions don't need a first rounder because they'll win 3 more with this list>t. Neutral observer
>>151254313>Lions don't need a first rounder They still have one. Along with Iggs end of first round priority pick.
>>151254313nah theyre losing key depth and structure
>>151254325You know as much about the Lions' list as your team does about winning games.
hows these players wanting to move because >i need muh fresh start what are you a 23 year brunswick woman? fucking boneheads need to be reeled inpic not related
>>151254329he's right and I'm a 98 Matthews bandwagoner
>>151254337Explain how you think the key depth and structure that's been lost will impact their list.
https://www.afl.com.au/vflw/matches/4159
>>151254420>9 inside 50s for a whole game>couldn't even register a behind from any of themThat's shamefully bad.
>>151254430a womans i50 is still 3 kicks from the goals please understand
>>151254474Welcome to the club.
i am an out of touch boomer now
>deletes his post over minor grammatical errorWhy bother, boomer?
today is my first day in years without caffeine
>>151254487Must explain why I had to urge to drink caffiene for the first time in years
>>151254492why would that explain itare you retarded
starting to get a headache right now, by body was so conditioned into having morning/afternoon coffees everyday.
>Cox smashed woman to death; jailed
what kind of name is cox anyway
a hard one
what's the etiquette on off-season newy baking?>>151254539 i told you to stop posting my wife
>>151254547I'd say if it hits bump limit before 9pm you're free to make a new one.
>>151254503I don't see how being retarded is related to anything
>>151254552NTA but if you're retarded you wouldn't.
strictly a horde general
do you blokes enjoy having sex
i unironically prefer masturbation
i prefer watching harris andrews play
never had sex me
>>151254552kek
prefer eating arse desu.
>Eagles fans thought they had a win yesterday
ACABallcoxesarebig
>Collingwood going to change the Copeland's voting system because Nick Daicos didn't winGood stuff. We should really look into changing the voting system for the Brownlow as well.
>>151254614its nick daicos world we just live in it
>>151254584Based Zak butters
just took the eagles captain for free lol
new >>151254647>>151254647>>151254647
>>151254607it was their biggest win all year