• 2nd most playoff wins of all time• 2nd most Superbowl MVPs of all time• Most TDs per game in NFL history• Most Yards per game in NFL history!
Drake Maye is a top 5 QB
My Ravens are turning it around starting next week.
>>151229417In what category
>>151229433eye test
>>151229439What about his intangibles?
>>151229354Unironically the best thing Sanchize has done since 15 years ago
>>151229429turning it down into the dumpster
>>151229429They're getting booty blasted by the Rams
>>151230368They've been rebuilding since 2004Fuck this shit
Im a total faggot with no friends and a micropenis and i found a coupon for a free jersey of any player of my choice who should i get????
>>151235986Jared Goff. the jersey will immediately make you start pulling bitches and commanding respect.
>>151229413ACK!
Taylor was holding
kwab
Spiritual win for my Chiefies and GOAT
I actually believe Trevor Lawrence can be an elite QB now. He doesn't seem like a panicked moron anymore. Kind of like Josh Allen, but slower development.
Jeet bros... the league is ours now...
>>151229413• fewer playoff wins than Tom Brady• fewer Superbowl MVPs than Tom Brady• fewer TDs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady• More INTs per Super Bowl than Tom Brady• Lowest win rate of all time against Tom Brady in the playoffs (technically tied for last since you can't go lower than ZERO, lol)• Has fewer consecutive AFCCG appearances than Tom Brady• Only QB to lose to Tom Brady in both the AFCCG and the Super Bowl• 2-3 lol
butker had money on this game, huhcuz just ain't no way
Is the Jags, dare I say it, AFC South Champs and AFC Champs this season?
AHHHHHHHH CHOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
they need to deport the illegal who tried to murder Mr Sanchez
>>151238146no he's just been shit this season
>>151229429Rams would have to historically collapse to lose this game
>Coofs lose>Iggles loseHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
i can't believe chiefs fans have the gall to cry about refball
Seriously, what the fuck did Mark Sanchez mean by assaulting a delivery driver?
Jeefs fans need a new team to bandwagon
>>151238342kek. hope he dies in prison
>>1512294131st QB in history to lose to a nose picker
>>151238355He's clearly mentally unstable
>>151229413Wow how many rings did he win in his first five seasons? How many times did he beat Tom Brady in the playoffs in his five most recent seasons?
>>151238355Holy fuck I forgot Mark Sanchez was a Bronco once
>>151238354
>>151229429Ravens looked checked out and Rasms are pissed after choking a division game to practice squaders, this will be their get right game, expect Stafford to throw for 400 and 5 TDs
first for uppercutting Mutthomes on the chin until his jaw breaks.
>>151238355high estrogen levels produce unpredictable results. Just look at your average queefsfag.
>>151237457Anon, the game was played in the 70s. It feels good outside, lose some weight. Also, Florida isn't flyover, Missouri/Kansas fucking are though lmao. Get fucked, you bitchass nigger hahahaha>>151237464HE GOT A HURT GROIN N SHIEEEEEET>>151237502>bitch about not having Worthy & Hollywood, claim that's why Mahomo is playing like shit>get them back>still lose>blame Worthy & HollywoodLmao stfu faggot>>>/nba/>>151237525Fucking Bungles got bailed out. That game pissed off the defense though so it was worth it.
KWAB
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Why are they talking about Kyren Lacy out of nowhere?
reminder: it wasn't patrick's fault hollywood is a fucking retard
>>151238382LMAO GET FUCKED YOU SEMEN SLURPING BANDWAGONING COCKSUCKERS AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAA
I do not think Sauce is nearly as good as his reputation, but the numbers absolutely back him up. What makes things wonky is how he sees like 2-3 passes per game and every now and then they hit. Nobody tests him. So opposing staffs do believe he's the best corner in the NFL. Either way, the numbers do not lie, he is the best CB in football, and that's a travesty because the Jets are truly a dumpster fire.
>a beautiful mind
Have you tried just winning your games?
>>151238410Reminder: the Chiefs just lost with all the help in the world from the refs
>bollywood brown
reminder: jags only won due to luck, not skill
>>151238410"Patrick" threw it too early. He pissed down his leg. It's okay, lil bro
>>151238419I'm not even mad about the way he was a bitch about leaving anymore. We haven't even lost a step without him. He is still a bitch though.
anyone have the awesome huge catch webm?
>>151238396think I see some flu in this photo...
>>151238433It takes skill to take advantage of luck
>>151238433Don't care, we are 4-1
>>151238433that's half the games in this league
>>151238417Craziest part is the Jets have a corner who takes away half of the field on every snap, and they still suck dick.
>>151238433Kys faggot
What happened on this play?
>>151238439>how DARE someone leave for a higher paying job free market you communist faggot
>>151238433follow your leader and post porn already, MUTT.
>Chris jones gets paid 31 million a year in order to not attempt to win KC the game
>>151238410Reminder, it was 100% "Patrick's" fault for giving Jax the winning score>>151238464>Kys faggot
Chris Jones status?
>>151238410Who cares who's fault it is, they lost kek
Reminder that they made a movie about the queefs just to suck them off and pander to the zogbot barren whore that they coat-tailed off.
>>151238468queefs probably wishing Sneed never left kek
So there's only like 5 bad starting QBs?
>>151238439I'm happy he played it the way he did. Fucking Baalke would never have been shown the door if he hadn't.
>>151238464>>151238468>>151238478Thanks for the kino
>>151238479kek what a lazy nigger, he actually might have been able to stop it.
>>151238417>per targetShould be per coverage snap
>>151238417I assume my Bengals CBs are so far down and to the left they couldn't make it on this graphic.
>>151238479He was thinking of chicken and raping white bitches during this place. ITS NOT HIS FUCKING FAULT!
>last game thread had 1,000+ posts and was only on page 3Can we just do what /f1/ does and only create new game threads when we reach the 300 image limit for primetime games?
where's the UAE pedo?do all the mutts go silent when the white man marches?
Last season the Chiefs were 11-0 in one possession games. This season they’re 0-3.
>>151238433What part of this is luck?
wewww ladqueefs fans were saying all season long how reid and company were totally mishandling the team and yadda yadda, boo hoo mahomes ONLY has an elite defense he cant win with that he needs more helpthen as soon as they beat up on russ and lameme and get worthy and wood back, theyre the best team ever and now bitching bout wood and company and how poor mahomes JUST NEEDS MORE HELP
>>151238530>11-0*
My dad just raped me
>>151238471It's not that he left it's the WAY he left, faggot. He was a rat fuck about it.
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>>151238518Disagree. Sauce really gets like 2-3 targets per game, and he plays nearly all of them well, but every now and then he gets cooked and it goes viral. He's the best CB on the planet and it is not close. Surtain is the next best and he's not in Sauce's zip code.
>>151238543you'll be alright, patrick.
Remember when Patty Cuckitini thought the reffies would let him get away with two timeouts in a row?
who the fuck is devin lloyd and why is he having possibly the best season for a linebacker I have ever been alive to see
>>151238543You were asking for it you slut
>muh bad beatsCan someone explain this to me? Isn't every "bad beat" a good one for someone that bet the opposite result?
>>151238479kek what a lazy fat fuck
>>151238543Based, you probably had it coming
>>151238550You have no room to talk. Your franchise removed Gruden from the Ring of Honor and then put him back after he got popular on Barstool
>>151238512if only he managed to force fat retard Poles out
>>151238559He is the 2025 defensive player of the year.
>>151238526Actually, he said earlier that he went to bed and only watches on sunday.
>>151238551You're welcome Chorgers. Sorry about that wild card game.
>>151238517He definitely could've stopped it. You or I could've at the very least got in the way for long enough to let someone catch up and bring Trevor down. He should genuinely be benched for a game, but modern coaches are slaves to the niggers they're supposed to be in charge of. Sad!
>>151238553If he only gets 2 or 3 targets a game then his numbers would look better per coverage snap. The point of doing it that way is to take into account shutdown guys that don't get targeted.
>>151237472Are you retarded? He looked like average at best and has terrible instincts.
>>151238584>he fledtypical
>>151229413• 2nd most Superbowl interceptions• Worst QBR ever in the first half of a Superbowl (10.7)•Second-worst Super Bowl performance since 2000 (–0.62 EPA per dropback)• 17 interceptions nullified by penalties, the most in the league since 2018. • Holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate in playoff history: 0.41 penalties drawn per game — over three times the league average (0.12 per game).
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>>151236134i could watch this all day and never stop being amused by it
>>151238559He's been very good ever since we drafted him. Caldwell's defense did a decent job of showcasing him but it was very conservative and predictable. Lloyd kind of fell off the radar in Nielsen's defense last year because they were doing retarded shit with the LBs and DBs that those guys weren't really drafted to do. >>151238579I'd still take Poles over Baalke kek fwiw
>>151238599OHNONONONONONONONONO
>>151238479Honestly one of the funniest things I've seen since the Patriots/Raiders sequence. Glorious.
>>151238524No, because unlike the racists, half the people here are schizoniggers that live to shit the place up and use their vpn to mass report people that buttfluster them and they're either friends with the mods or are mods and get away with it. I get banned from this board more than any other board on the site because of this tarbaby nonsense, and it's almost always queefs glazers who are all undoubtedly brown and libtarded. We cannot have nice things. It's not allowed. All you can hope for is someone to get mad enough to post the sharty leaks proving the mods are cuck cage wearing wannabe troons or spamming every thread with tranny porn or gore in protest.
>>151238479In hindsight the guy who hires two fat Italians for his agent probably had character concerns
>>151238620>I'd still take Poles over Baalke kek fwiwi too would prefer poop to shit
chiefs faggots were getting so uppity after picking up a couple of wins against 2 shitters and now they've all disappeared again. worst fans in the league
>>151238595>Holds the highest roughing-the-passer rate in playoff history>>Analyzing 13,136 defensive penalties from 2015 to 2023, we find that postseason officiating disproportionately favors the Mahomes-era Kansas City Chiefshttps://papers.ssrn.com/sol3/papers.cfm?abstract_id=5150453>Moreover, we find that referees are more likely to call penalties that benefit the Mahomes era Chiefs offense in high-leverage situations. When conditioning on the expected points added (EPA) potential of a play, postseason penalties tend to occur in ways that disproportionately advantage the Chiefs when they are in strong scoring position. Similarly, when conditioning on down to go, referees are more likely to call penalties that favor the Chiefs on third or fourth down, which are situations where penalties can directly extend drives. Importantly, we find no comparable postseason effect for the Brady-era Patriots, the Alex Smith–Andy Reid-era Chiefs, or other recent contenders such as the Philadelphia Eagles, Los Angeles Rams, or San Francisco 49ers.
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>>151238559Jagsbro here, he was legitimately so bad that we didn’t even pick up his 5th year and he was in a position battle with Ventrell Miller. Nobody really knows why he’s suddenly a demonic coverage LB
>>151238599Cheifs Schizo must be boiling rn cuh
>>151238580it's a race between him and Nik Bonitto for sureLloyd is a monster in coverage and Bonitto has been elite in the pass rush
If the Josh Allen Bills don't win it all this year, they will never win it all. This is the window, and it couldn't be more wide open.
The Kansas City Chiefs are 0-3 against teams with a record better than 0.200.
>>151238645why do the broncos make queef worshippers so fucking malding mad?
Chris Jones Highlights of the 2025 season>1: Get told to shut the fuck up by Jalen Hurts after talking shit while losing>2: Watched Trevor Lawrence fall down twice and walk in a touchdown>3. Lose contain on Herbert and let Herbert slide for a first while flexing like some kind of aura farmer4: Make $30M+
>>151238464Is throwing picks a symptom of some seasonal viral infection? If so what is it called?
When are they gonna stop with the two way shit with Travis Hunter?He's an okay receiver and an okay cornerMaybe he would be better just focusing on one
>>151238674they used to be the only non-poverty team in the division
i dont know about you frens but i cant wait for sunday again, my vikies are on bye so i can 100% focus on comfy levels. most unfortunate thing is that i have to root for chiefs bevause they play against the lions but it's a literal win-win game
>>151238670They'll either stab your mouth in the afcc or the 'owl, but they're literally not allowed to cum. Razorcakes gonna razorcake.
>all the holding by the faguars
>>151238680once he got BTFO by the bussy push in da 'owl i knew it was over for him
>>151238670>Josh Allen has a losing record against LawrenceBillsbros…
>>151238638At least Poles has tried to target the Bears' positional needs. Baalke just refused to ever upgrade the secondary or OL. In comes Gladstone, and both of those positions look way better instantly. >>151238646>Nobody really knows why he’s suddenly a demonic coverage LBI think it's scheme related. Campanile is the real deal. Lloyd has always been a fantastic athlete with a ton of potential.
>>151238693I literally do not see a single hold in this webm.
>>151238693Who was holding Chris jones? His dead aunt?
>>151238689Queefs just got DUUUVAAAALLL'ed in primetime by a booger eater, they have zero chance against the loins.
>>151238674Because we used to rape them back in the day
>>151238693if you're going to make that claim you should post a video that actually shows holding
>>151238698If they lose to this Jags team they trully are razorcakes. The path couldn't be more polished for the Bills rn. Every single team in their way has major issues.
>>151238712i know fren i woke up for the 4th and i had a blast!
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>>151238693There's no hold there m8
>bigass clumsy oaf falls down twice>still scores on your shit defenseWow chefs.
>>151238716they too have major issueshave you seen that defense? Diggs was running circles around those idiots.
>>151238716Bills haven't beaten any good teams. Jags beat the 4-1 49ers.
>>151238670The AFC is wide open but whoever they send is going to get stomped. NFC is just better.
>>151238716My nigger in chains, they lost the 'owl four times back to back to back to back. They are and will forever be the razorcakes. Even if they were somehow winning the superb owl God himself would start the apocalypse before the game was over just to keep it from happening.
>>151238716>Josh Allen is one of two QBs with a loss to the Urban Meyer Jaguars…
>>151238733Jags are winning with turnovers. It's not sustainable. (and I like the Jags and root for them).
>>151238683>When are they gonna stop with the two way shit with Travis Hunter?Probably next season after they have a better idea of which he is best at and the FO has time to address the other side. >He's an okay receiver and an okay cornerI think he's potentially an elite receiver. I've never though he was a great corner, just a solid one with excellent ball skills. >Maybe he would be better just focusing on oneYeah, I think they should let him be a full time WR, long term. >>151238693No holding detected. I did see Jawaan's bitchass get away with about 20 holds during the game though.
>>151238723fuck the queefs but didn't they bootyblast your shitbirds into a full-blown collapse?
Chiefs should just tank and get the best RB next draft or did all the good running backs go recently Patrick Mahomes can't keep leading KC in rushing with 40 yards.
>>151238719Please make one of the afc south in a titans jersey and colts shorts with a jaguars pride flag background and a texans strap on.
>>151238741>It's not sustainableI agree that the turnovers themselves aren't, but I 100% think this defensive model is sustainable. Jags are getting picks because they're playing excellent zone coverage.
>>151238747>tank for a RBkek
>>151238737Name one good nfc team.
Hopefully Purdy plays on Sunday
>>151238757Stop forcing your literal gay meme, fag
>>151238747Mutthomo needs to go for 200 rushing yards a game so he gets his shit violently snapped and then gets a life threatening staph infection in surgery to correct it afterwards.
>>151238747>tank and get the best RBI'm not just flaming to be a dick... how long have you been following the NFL?
>>151238760They legit have no options at RB rn. I think it was hubris because at least with CEH they kept trying to fill out the RB room but this year they just decided Pacheco could carry it on his own. Frankly it's embarrassing that Mahomes keeps showing up as the leading rusher with a handful of scrambles
>>151238770Why would you want the inferior QB to play? Not that it matters who their QB is Bakey will make them quakey.
>>151238770>rush turdy back from injury againyou're more than fine with macaque leading the charge for another week or two
>>151238747They could have easily taken Skattebo in this past draft
my packers did not lose this week :)
>>151238772Eat shit nigger it got quints and the division went 4-0 for the first time in six years.
how the fuck are the jaguars 4-1not only that but they should be 5-0 if they didn’t get refballed in cincy
>>151238741They have at least one turnover in 5 straight games. It has been sustainable so far.
>>151238793NO, GOD HATES FAGS GET OUT NAO
Drake Mayo
>>151238639What's funny is that this year's squad is better than last year's but last year they had so much lucky shit and major refball go their way which gave them a better record. They even had calls that went their way this game. One led to a TD and a interception. Refs finally called a DPI on them in the end zone which was similar to the uncalled DPI they had last season against the falconsChiefs are the biggest ref babies ever
>>151238791Glad they didn't, they needed Simmons and it's been entertaining watching jackson dart and skatterbo in nyc.
>>151238813And there it is
>>151238741They did this exact shit all the way to the AFC Championship game like 8 years agoThey should unironically trade for Jalen Ramsey he deserves the runback
>>151238818skat pack is nothing more than a meme player that'll be concussed out of the league n 4 years and dart fucking blows
>>151238747I had good hopes from their rookie RB and I still do.Anyways, remember when Chiefs fans were hyping up Carson Steele or whatever his name wasKek
First for every team rostering one ultraviolent UFL LB whose only job is to heem Mahomes once
Remember when Mahomes was good? What an era that was
>>151238631Dude just learn how to ban evade. Not hard at all
>>151238827>trade for some old washed up dude who get injured all the timedude they have like no draft capital to work with they gave it all to the browns
>The only QB to defeat Trevor Lawrence this season is Jake Browningwtf
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>>151238804That ref ruined a great undefeated start to the season. We would have been the only undefeated team left.
>>151238863Chiefs fan here, please knock us down to mediocre until further notice
>>151238863>bills-eagles owlIt's time to complete the set
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>>151238639Those dumb niggers were saying it with their whole chest. I tried to tell them in the last thread that they only beat the worst 2 teams in the NFL and they shouldn't be talking like they're hot shit.They were gifted a touchdown in the 4th when they got away with that PI that the reffies didn't flag them for and they still lost. They also had a 2 score lead in the first half. What a dogshit team.
>>151238770People are riding the Buccs pretty hard (understandably so) but >we beat them last year while Moody was committing football terrorism so I don't think they're insurmountable. No Bosa stings but at the same time he was basically a non factor last time too.
week 5 top 6 fanbases not in order that are frenly (i am excluding my team, the vikies because they're always frenly to me)brownsbucscommanderspatsgiantsjagsstay frenly and maybe you can climb the fren rankings! this is collective ranking, most fanbases have some frens but it's a sum!
>>151238869No you aren't mediocre. You're bad but no hopeless. When you only beat the worst 2 teams in the league and lose against everyone else you're dogshit.
mfw the NFCN goes winless in the 'offs again
>>151238880>fat retard standing there doing nothing while tlaw runs into the endzone>"yeah it's like a team effort and sheeit"
>>151229413>muh statsDon't care, I can still smell the fumes wafting off his plastic frame
>>151238827They literally lost the turnover battle tonight and still beat the shitter Chiefs.
People are dickriding the Lions but they've been beating up on the worst defenses in the league (besides the Browns), I'm still not convinced.
It's a real shame that Mahomes peaked so early in his career.
>>151226597i told you retards that my jaggies were gonna win
>>151238884They have no defense or running game. If Purdy is healthy play him. It's a long break in between games for him.
>>151238907this is what they did all last year, they'll be bounced accordingly in the first round again.
>>151238912I like your jaggies, they got a retarded brand of moxie and a rat for a head coach.
>>151238907>except for the good defenses they played they haven't played any good defensesYou must work for Fox Sports.
>>151238863>>151238874Does anyone have a link or clip/screenshot for the gambling app (I can't remember which one) ad that features a game between the Eagles and Bills? It has like a digital representation of a long pass being completed by (I'm pretty sure) the Bills. I know it's a long shot but I want to have it ready for posting because it appears to be the script.
>>151238913You can't trust this medical team, they said he was healthy for the Jags game when he clearly wasn't. If Mac can beat the Rams defense with a receiving corp of Kendrick Bourne, Drob and MVS he's got it covered
>>151238827Nah. Ramsey isn't the player he was then and acted like a faggot in his last few games as a Jag.
>>151238912I BELIEVED
Penis Jr.
Trev will always be based in my mind for this moment
>>151238912not even a jags fan and i called it, muttfag ran immediately
2-3 ISNT GONNA PAY FOR MY PRIVATE JET TRAVIS!
>>151238923the singular good defense they've played only let them score 7 non-garbage time points
>>151238921they are retarded, thats why i rabu them
>>151238888quads checked and skol
>9ersfags getting uppityEmbarrassing desu. You win a fluke game on Thursday and you think you honestly have a chance against my Bucsies. I smell a blowout coming, no more of this last second score to win the game shenanigans.
>>151238928It's gonna be ugly when he loses the first game, all I'm saying. Could have thrown a couple picks last game
https://forms.gle/bpTYo7b1Bqojapnw9unlike other power rankings, where teams should be ranked in this one is decided on by your guys' votes. rate how good you think each team is right now on a scale of 0 at worst to 10 at best. I'll post the results on thursday, including the change from last week's ratings.LAST WEEK'S results, for reference:1. (9.091) Philadelphia Eagles2. (9.045) Buffalo Bills3. (8.429) Detroit Lions4. (7.696) Los Angeles Rams5. (7.227) Indianapolis Colts6. (7.182) Kansas City Chiefs7. (7.130) Tampa Bay Buccaneers8. (6.636) Los Angeles Chargers9. (6.545) Seattle Seahawks10. (6.304) Green Bay Packers11. (5.957) Pittsburgh Steelers12. (5.696) Jacksonville Jaguars13. (5.565) Washington Commanders14. (5.435) Denver Broncos15. (5.261) Dallas Cowboys16. (5.182) Chicago Bears17. (5.130) Baltimore Ravens18. (5.087) San Francisco 49ers19. (4.609) Minnesota Vikings20. (4.591) Arizona Cardinals21. (4.409) New England Patriots22. (3.739) Atlanta Falcons23. (3.565) New York Giants24. (3.545) Houston Texans25. (2.913) Las Vegas Raiders26. (2.783) Miami Dolphins27. (2.682) Cleveland Browns28. (2.091) Carolina Panthers29. (1.682) Cincinnati Bengals30. (1.565) New York Jets31. (1.227) New Orleans Saints32. (0.783) Tennessee Titans
>>151238943>no more of this last second score to win the game shenanigansok but enough about your cuckaneers
what is he hiding behind that left eye of his?
1-16Cam Ward will feast
>>151238923>got heemed by the packers (same team that got 40 dropped on them by the cd lamb-less cowboys)>lions offense wasn't even particularly good against the BrownsOkay?
>>151238951nothing gets past you pal
Who got the bigger ick Taylor or Brittany? I think we both know some dogs are about to get it on tonight
>>151238960>palaww thanks bb :^)
If both teams are fully healthy the 49ers beat the bucs 8 times out of 10 but neither team is even close to being fully healthy right now so it's a mute point. Either team could win and the result won't tell us much about either of them.
>>151229354Did he stab some dude over parking
>>151238417He holds almost every play
Only division with two 4-1 teams
>>151238972No i disagree
>>151238981grim
>>151238977Yeah but weirder. He was in an alleyway drunk at night and an Uber driver wanted to park there for a second and Sanchez freaked out on him.
>>151238340That's on Kelcie.
>>151238970
>>151238934No I disagree
apologize
loins gonna embarrass the queefs this week
>>151238997No I disagree
>>151239002scott being struggling the last few weeks he needed this
>>151238972>If both teams are fully healthy the 49ers beat the bucs 8 times out of 10In what fucking world? The 49ers BARELY won last year and the Bucs are undoubtedly more talented this year than last barring injuries. Besides in a hypothetical world where both teams are fully healthy the Bucs offense is so insanely far ahead of what the 49ers can put out on both sides of the ball it's not even fucking funny.
How good can they be?
>>151238981
>>151238942frens never stop winning
>Yo /nfl/ catch this!
>>151239013every game aside from @DEN and @IND is winnable
>>151238981only division that all got Ws this week too ;P >bears and packturds were on a bye tho
i'm hearing mahomes had the flu tonight
>>151238579>if only he managed to force fat retard Poles outThe Bears just gave GM Poles a 4 year contract extension...
>>151239013Honestly the wins are not impressive. All have losing records and the 49ers are the most fraudulent 4-1 team in the history of the NFL so all teams may as well have losing records.
>>151239012Niners are 4-1 bitch nigga
>>151239013L to the bengals gets funnier every week both teams play
>>151239013Colts finna blow out and sweep those silly kitties
>>151239037tell me about it...
Chorgers/Buncos tied in the AFCW, fucking called it
Gas all patriots fans
>>151239044>Colts finna blow out and sweep those silly kittiesI'm okay with this as long as Mommy Carlie gives me a spanking after
>>151239026iggles shit their pants when they see this
>>151239046>Jay Cutler is the best quarterback the Bears have had in the last 30 years
>>151239044>left to suck my balls, middle to deepthroat my dick, right to eat my assany other combo and youre a fag
>Rams embarrassed at home vs a practice squad and a limping Mac Jones>Cardinals choking a 21-6 lead in the 4th quarter spilling spaghetti along the way>Eagles choking a 17-3 4th quarter lead>Bills lose their first game of the year against the Patriots>Chiefs choke a 14-0 lead even with the help of the refs>Mark Sanchez gets stabbed then arrestedAm I missing anything else?Is this the best week of the season so far?
Remaining Chiefs Schedulevs Lions>L 2-4vs Raiders>W 3-4vs Commanders>L 3-5@ Bills>L 3-6BYE WEEK@ Broncos>L 3-7vs Colts>L 3-8@ Cowboys>W 4-8vs Texans>W 5-8vs Chargers>L 5-9@ Titans>W 6-9vs Broncos>L 6-10@ Raiders>W 7-10This is without too much NFL and reffie interference of course.
>>151239026
>Chirs Jones: not my job senpai
>>151239044finna transvestigate these broad-shouldered hoes
>>151239058i hate my shit team
Was Sanchez on coke or something?
>>151238742His route running is way fucking below parIdk if he's a guy who is schemeable reallyThey didn't run routes for him at ColoradoMore like "fuck it" plays
>>151238479>luck that the refs have sub 60 IQ to not call any more refball
>>151239044how many Colts players have they fucked?
>>151238479kek what a fatass
>>151239083Only Danny Dimes. They corner him in the locker room like a pride of hungry lionesses and gangbang him as a reward after every win
>>151239061Phins had a pretty nasty chokejob but that's expected of them by now
>>151239077Route running is 100% fixable. With those traits, he will be unstoppable if he can keep learning & improving.
>>151239026>Bitchknees bends over and spreads his faggot cavern
>>151238559You're too young to have watched Khalil Mack? you have to be 18 to post on this site, you know
>>151239075or methWhy else was he doing wind sprints before he attacked that grease collector?
>>151238670>Bills end up 1 seed>Lose to the 7 seed Patriots at homeThis would be the funniest possible outcome
>>151239117It can be taught, but I don't think it will be to the level enough to be a top receiver, and certainly not if he's spending significant time in the DB room
>>151238479He's the boss. $31 million to supervise the action
chiefs lost
>>151239044>clots winning @ JacksonvilleThe Jags only won 4 games from 2020-2021 and 2 of them were against the Colts in Jacksonville.
>>151239149I mean, what is the likelihood of catching him at that point?
You might not like it but only one of these teams won week 5
>>151238479very albert haynesworthesque
Am I supposed to believe this Danny Dimes "re"surgance is supposed to be both real and sustainable?
yo I finally saw the hospital pics from that old guy sanchez beat up, and you know what? sanchez didnt get stabbed enough
>>151238938someone with a degree in human behavior break this down for us.
>>151239169He was busy escaping a tackle in that moment so above zero if Jones was not already walking
>>151239191It's gruesome, for a guy that old he should be charged with attempted murder
>>151239186no, but jonathan taylor is running the ball like the best back in the league, so that relieves a lot of pressure from the passing game. think the 2020 and 2021 titans
>>151239169>I meankwa3rdgrader.
>>151239026Ack!
>>151239034Wtf? Why hasn't Roger Goodell stepped in and voided the Chiefs loss???
>>151238479fat piece of shit better start learning chinese
the jets and bengals are bad, but not "titans" bad
>kansass shitty queefs
>>151239208sanchez lucky that geezer didn't had the heater with him
>>151239200Only if TLaw ran right at himThe issue with Chris Jones is he immediately disengages with the play after the initial pushLike he thought TLaw was down by contact and just stopped
>>151239040You have to be rated high in order to be fraudulent. Nobody is saying this skeleton crew of a team is a great team
>>151239222My Raiders WILL find a way to lose with Geno at the helm
>>151239222blowing a three possession lead to that titans offense is easy kwabotw winner. Sanchez would have had to pull an OJ to compete
Best division coming thru, ranked 1st with a combined 502 Points For and coming in 3rd for Points Against at 410.
>>151239249
>>151239249beagles are probably last in turnovers though too
>>151238949 This week just done fucked my rankings up. I don't know how I'll grade everyone
KWABOTW is Jon Gannon for reaming out Demercado and then apologizing for it
>>151239257>tied the cowsoiskwapacktard
>>151238943I don't think we stand a chance. But I also thought we'd get blown out by the Rams. Anything can happen I guess
>>151239263the plays suck
>>151239257so 0-3 in the playoffs again?
>>151239013If the Xecucks have a semblance of a defense and play offense like they did yesterday that's a loss.
>>151239191link me
>cowherd still thinks the chiefs are a top 5 teamWhat's it going to take?
>>151239007Unless the play wasn't intended for him, Mahomes put the ball in his hands.Face it, Kelice is washed.
The Bungholes should trade Hendrickson to a contender for some picks... maybe Jerruh will pull the "MLB and NBA rental" card kek.
Baker calling that Seattle fan a fucking pussy is too funny
>>151239252They need to put in Super Bowl champ Kenny Pickett in instead of that >black qb
>>151239299https://nypost.com/2025/10/06/sports/alleged-mark-sanchez-attack-victim-sues-ex-jet-says-he-was-left-permanently-disfigured/
Superbowl bettings odds back on May 5th 2025:
>>151239033Oh yeah...Texans blew out the Ratbirds and the Tits finally got their first win.The AFCS ate good this week.
>>151239327that's weird, the ravens should be up there
>>151239325thanks. god damn, that's brutal
Any Kelce sperg outs during the game? Or is he fully checked out.
>>151238693Your dudes got manhandled
>>151239327Everyone knows the season is just 5 weeks long
Brittany Mahomes dog is putting in work in rn
>>151238550It's called leverage dude
That Travis Hunter catch was pretty fucking nuts
>>151239342Nope, nothing to report from the sidelines
>>151239357I wonder what she meant by this
>>151239327>Dungles
this thread is so much cozier when the chiefs lose and their rabid fair weather spammers disappear
>Deactivated his Insta/XK W A B
>wins
Browns really traded away Baker Mayfield
>>151239417seriously, i wish they'd lose every week so he'd have a reason to get himself banned like a coward instead of standing on all the dumb shit he says.there is only one player that a genuinely hope dies on the field, and it is mahomes solely because of that rabid faggot.
>>151239417>eagles, bills, and chiefs all lostThat was a good week of football.
>>151239424Mindbroken
Imagine being in Cleveland and living in Cleveland and supporting the Browns keeeeeeeeek
>>151239456will you post slit wrists when lameme inevitably requests a trade?
>>151239464Write an essay for me bitch mutt
>>151239464he'd be posting joeflacco memes
Almost lost my laptop, bros. Had a bit of a spillage that could have been fatal. Fortunately it SEEMS like no harm has been done.
mahomo
>>151239464(different anon here and) It'll be Burrow demanding a trade to the Rams when Stafford retires after this season and Trey Hendrickson leaving for the Lions.
>>151239501for now
>mutthomo actually blamed the reffies for him blowing it and losing the game tonightkwamutt
>>151239482KWAB
>>151239508i wish lions fans would stop fantasizing about adding another premier pass rusher on the other side of hutchinson. there is no way in hell they can afford to pay both of them
>>151239512I love how Kelce is clearly old and washed up and if he weren't dating Taylor Swift the Chiefs would already have cut him or traded him. But instead he has to hang around and take up a roster spot that could be going to a more productive player, because Goodell says so.
>>151239435dont forget about the ravens and rams
>Ratbird fans still calling for harbaughs firing Who the fuck do you even want to be your next head coach?
>>151239533mike mcdaniels probably
>>151238938A mtf dating a closeted homo athlete on the orders of her ((managers)) let the mask slip for a moment in public
purdy > baker
>>151239533Lamar player coach
>>151239550>sideline tantrum shouting at himself
Wish I lived near KC just for the sole reason that I could drive to the golf clubs he plays at and take a shit in his lockers.
>>151239533Anybody. Put Monken or Pagano as interim. Anything to stop this terminal soft zone defense.
>>151239550which "cracka" is that fucking hideous nig going to blame his 4 INTs on then?
>>151239533the return of Justin Tucker
The funny thing is is that TLaw arguably makes it anyway, but Chris Jones really fucked up by not even tryinh. It's the Haynesworth.gif of the 2020s
how did the ravens go from premier AFC contenders to a bunch of soft bitches that throw tantrums on the sideline?i personally believe it to be the kiwi giving them bad juju by inhaling as many cocks as humanly possible in the offseason.
>>151239584the fact that he is hiding his social media is evidence enough that he knows this too...
lameme has always been a fraud and a quitter, not sure why everyone is seeing it now
>>151239569>Put MonkenJeff Monken. Ravens could run an insane Flexbone offense with Lamar
>>151239599ayo fuggin' bix n00d cracka ass bitch, i fuck yo bitch n i drives muh lambo crack fuck yo whyte ass crack bitch fuck you!t. lamar, probably.
Is this the Bills year to make it? Their boogeymen seem to be flailing.
>>151239587Got complacent. >muh injuriesLook at my ninies if you want to see a team that plays with heart despite half the team being dead
>>151239613If they dont, McDermott needs to be long gone.Bring in Brian Flores
>>151239634Or Kliff Kingsbury.
>>151238981jags will explode and the colts will stampede
>>151239456i do all of this
>>151239424L M A O
>>151239616hell the saints fight hard every week with a fraction of the talent that the ravens have
>>151239424wilfork wouldve never
>>151239660mindraped locker room
>bills lose>eagles lose>chiefs loseFucking lol
The league is not ready for the RETVRN if JJ.
>>151239715>imagine getting rid of broken sam darnold for this goober
Tide: turned on this season
>>151239727What seminal moment?Beating the dogwater Giants?
he just needs more help spee
>>151239727and that tackle was kelce into xavier worthyturned them into dogshit
>>151239727Lol what a fucking dumbass Can't wait to tune in tomorrow
>>151239727>the trip that turned the tide
>>151239727 It's almost like.... The Chiefs are bad?
>>151239741He needs about 30 more points of IQ.
>>151239741>I need more help so I'm just going to stop trying>also I'm not getting my hair done anymore cuz fuck you niggas
Divisional champs (of the week)
>>151239741>>151239749>>151239752Go back to making fun of the Chiefs please
>>151239533If we're talking about 2026 not a mid season firing I'd unironically go with Dan Lanning from Oregon. Love that dude think he's elite. Joe Brady from the Bills would be another great choice
>>151229354Ban everyone posting Charlie Squirts memes isn’t going to bring him back from the dead, okay Janny?
>>151239760Bills, Chiefs, Ravens and Eagles all deserve to be made fun of all week
>>151239768isnt it kind of silly that peyton played for the two horse-themed teams
>>151229354why are cute guys like him always evil? there must be a correlation.
>>151239760Bro you need to mentally switch back to 2015 mode at this point. Just an absurd level of players underperforming, critical turnovers, injuries and coaching malfeasance. Banking on a post BYE run is a longshot but not impossible too given the schedule. This has been a long time coming
>>151239778It's this thing called "synchronicity"
It's chris jover..
>>151239780he looks like one of the ugly kids that wanted to burn down the school in that south park episode
>>151239778yeah haha that is kind of silly haha
>>151239767>Dan Lanning from OregonHe is not leaving lol. Oregon is a better job right now than most NFL teams.He also isnt a good fit for that bucked up, groided out locker room.>Joe Brady from the BillsHas this booth babby ever dared leave his booth in all his time in Buffalo?
>>151239780What happens if we find out the old guy said a racism? He should be exonerated like Myles Garrett
>>151239793it was never proven that Rudolph said something racist
>broncos and chorgers tied for first in the AFCWWho could have predicted such a thing?
>>151239795It doesn't matter. lil whitey should never step to a Black King in a post slavery America and I say this objectively
>>151239795he just copied kaepernick>uh oh I look stupid>better pull the WYPIPO BE RAYCISS N SHIEEEET card>whew they bought it now I don't look stupid
test
>>151239797anyone who recognized the chiefs' fraudulence was bound to catch up with them eventually
>>151239812Stop ban evading. You're undermining the hard work the moderation team at 4channel do to keep us safe
>>151239812https://youtu.be/vJZp6awlL58?si=VumlDBhVSFgJrxCcone last run
>>151239797where you been bruh people have been saying since last year that they're taking over the division
>>151239797all the people who never picked Chiefs to win the AFCW a singular year during their dynasty are now feeling vilified in never once relenting that they were frauds
>>151239824>vilifiedyou meant to say vindicated
>>151239788Cope. I'm not even gay but I would eagerly rape his cock with my throat given the chance.
>coo- *coughs loudly* coofs
>>151239780stabbing retards when you're drunk isn't evil it's nature
>>151239842Kek, based Sean taking some fat rips
>>151239842*drops 3 tabs*>Muh fuggenn.... finna draft Bix Noodd in a few years cuhh *rips a huge fucking bong*
>>151239768why did elway deliver the queefs one of their lombardis?what the fuck was he thinking?
>>151239853>how's about another round of 3 or maybe 4 shots before I bang my bimbo wife
>>151239842>>151239853Has Payton always been this much of a druggie or is this a recent development since moving to a state where weed is legal?
>geno smINT
>>151239867He got outted by an old player in 2015 I think it was for apparently taking a bunch of Vicodin and it was prescribed by a Saints team doctor iirc. If you search up "Sean Payton Vicodin" you can probably find some articles about it
>>151239867Payton used to pop pills when he was with the Saints. It's a pretty public thing
>>151239862The term "humiliation ritual" is very overused these days, but I think that was a genuine humiliation ritual. No idea why Goodell and the owners put Elway through it, but it felt like a deliberate sullying.
Hollywood Brown fucking sucks lmaopatti can't win this these cats
Im sick to my stomach
>>151239892
>>151239884>hey elway can you present the Superbowl winner trophy next year>Ya sure whatever, it cant be the Chiefs again what are the odds that broccoli haired fuck wins again>hey Elway its 1 week before the Superbowl just letting you know you're contractually obligated to show upand the cherry on top is it was done in the Raiders stadium
>>151239892KWAB
>>151239044kek typical woman moment.>WARRIOR>BREATHE>BE YOU
My dad is obsessed with Skattebo for some reason and he's not even a Giants fan
>>151239920i can see why, he's an old fashioned hardnose player
>>151239920hes an old time cte runner
>>151239919Is there anything more female-coded than "positive affirmation"?
>>151239920Not surprised. Maniac white boys have unmatched aura
>>151239920He might be a homo
>>151239920Runningback was the white boomers favorite position of all time they all grew up wanting to be a star RB, and it wasn't until the late 80s/90s that there weaponized casual racism and the latent capitalist in America to paint running backs as a furthering obsolete position that doesn't make as much money, has CtE(makes you retarded), any retard can play it (no skill,), 7th round RBs good, that people became ashamed to like running blacks. Now the reality is WRs get the better PR.
>ravens and choofs have a combined 3 winswtf when will my wions get a good win?
Nik Bonitto may be one of the players in the entire NFL
Jared Goff has proven without question to be one of the Quarterbacks in the NFL
>>151239892Good morning
>>151239943best I can do is give you guys an existential crisis on being frauds after my chiefties beat you in a trap game
>>151239943>about to go on a 4 game loss streak against the bucs, commies, vikes, and iggles>when will they get a good winI dunno maybe the packers will have a positive record the next time you meet
>>151239959>>151239970irrefutable
>>151239959He's literally Von Miller's son
>>151239840https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BNU9VcZxG6A
>>151239959He's very underated
>>151239970I find it amusing that both the Lions and the Rams both won their trades with goof for padford. One of the rare times where both parties are happy with how it panned out
>>151239974They'll be at the Vikings and the Eagles. Iggles got exposed hard by Denver
Just sign a real RB. Why is this so hard?
OROTY
>>151239974>vikesYou had an argument but you had to out yourself kangzfag
>deez nuts Bonitto
>>151239992kek he really thought he could sneak that
>>151239780Joe Namath would've finished the job, and he wouldn't have gotten caught or stabbed like a bitch
>>151239987Maybe I'm racist and all black people look the same to me but is that Jalen Hurts wearing a Buccs durag?
I wonder if the Broncos can get one of the top two seeds. We don't talk about what a bitch it is for visiting teams to play at Mile High. People talk about the cold and the snow as home field advantage at places like Lambeau and Arrowhead, but Mile High's altitude doesn't get brought up enough. I can't imagine going up to a mile above sea level and doing strenuous activity when you're not used to it.
>>151239994THAT IS A DISGUSTING ACT
>>151240007Well kickers love it here because of the thin air. It takes a pretty long while to adjust to the altitude. There's a reason why Olympic City is in Colorado where the altitude is even higher for Olympians to train. They push the 5280 thing but Colorado Springs just a little down from Denver is well over 6000 feet. Same with Castle Rock where Bo Nix lives, that's like 6200 feet.
>>151240015He got a flag for that kek
>>151240007Ehh I think homefield helps massively against below average-shit teams but with the best teams it doesn't really make a big difference. Bucs just obliterated the Seahawks in their building despite a fuck ton of injuries on offence. Baker Mayfield has what 4 incompletions the whole game?
First for pressing my swampy, hairy anus up against Patcuck Mahomo's face and releasing a most exquisite shart all over his lips.
>>151240027So Nix is basically making himself superhuman? I know it makes your heart stronger and your blood more oxygen-rich, to live at higher altitudes.
>time to delete my twitter
>>151238479LMAO fat shitter
>>151240042keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek funniest shit ive ever read. I believe Goffie is next in line to do this and he's been brewing a nasty foul bowel full of chink slop just for patti
>>151239739>ends your dynasty
Aqib should know that jones is no donald
>>151238642
>>151239986Patrick Mahomes vowed to win one for Kareem Hunt and that's why they didn't get one in FA
why are gen Z so obsessed with scat humor? or is it just an obsession over shit in general
just farted on patti and a bit of shit flew outLOL (laugh out loud)
>>151240088lol poopy
>>151240076Aquib was CTE AB before AB made it cool to have blatant CTE
>>151240004aye
>>151240094>>151240095>Poomer humor
ENTER
>>151240094>>151240095
*SHLUURP*>Mmmmm that's a sloppy poopy yummy*munch* *munch* *munch*
>>151240167lmao wtf
>>151240167>>151240134Not finna beat the poomer allegations
>>151240128They'd sure love an Aussie to enter them if you know what I mean
>>151240167Is that one of patty's logs? Hell yeah
I am sexually attracted to men.
>>151240189caleb...
>>151240167Now this is quality content
Chiefs fans on twitter are whining about the refs.
Just filling to 500
>>151240193LMAO ;_;
Recycle this jawn poomers>>151238336>>151238336
>Devin Lloyd +3500 to win DPOTYThis is the easiest money on the books right now. He has 4 INTs, 2 FFs and a DTD. He doesn’t have to do much more to win it, really
>>151238354I can 100% believe it since their fanbase is zoomie faggots who always need to cry to teacher
>>151238534The part where the chiefs are mediocre and it makes Queef fans sad
