#95 Chris Jones paid 31 million a year to let Trevor Lawrence stumble into the endzone for a game winning TD drive. Absolute ,31 million a year effort.
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P Diddy Mahomes got outplayed by Trevor Lawrence it's that simple. Bo Nix is gonna steamroll this faggot
>>151238371im struggling to choose between ARZ, KC and the Sanchize
>>151238391Chris Jones put in like 4 inches of effort in stopping Trevor Lawrence. Imagine getting paid 31 million to put in zero fight
https://forms.gle/bpTYo7b1Bqojapnw9unlike other power rankings, where teams should be ranked in this one is decided on by your guys' votes. rate how good you think each team is right now on a scale of 0 at worst to 10 at best. I'll post the results on thursday, including the change from last week's ratings.LAST WEEK'S results, for reference:1. (9.091) Philadelphia Eagles2. (9.045) Buffalo Bills3. (8.429) Detroit Lions4. (7.696) Los Angeles Rams5. (7.227) Indianapolis Colts6. (7.182) Kansas City Chiefs7. (7.130) Tampa Bay Buccaneers8. (6.636) Los Angeles Chargers9. (6.545) Seattle Seahawks10. (6.304) Green Bay Packers11. (5.957) Pittsburgh Steelers12. (5.696) Jacksonville Jaguars13. (5.565) Washington Commanders14. (5.435) Denver Broncos15. (5.261) Dallas Cowboys16. (5.182) Chicago Bears17. (5.130) Baltimore Ravens18. (5.087) San Francisco 49ers19. (4.609) Minnesota Vikings20. (4.591) Arizona Cardinals21. (4.409) New England Patriots22. (3.739) Atlanta Falcons23. (3.565) New York Giants24. (3.545) Houston Texans25. (2.913) Las Vegas Raiders26. (2.783) Miami Dolphins27. (2.682) Cleveland Browns28. (2.091) Carolina Panthers29. (1.682) Cincinnati Bengals30. (1.565) New York Jets31. (1.227) New Orleans Saints32. (0.783) Tennessee Titans
There's already a threadLet's recycle this one for later>>151229354>>151229354>>151229354
>white LBs
:)
Mark Sanchez basically attempted to murder a guy.
>>151238623That thread SUCKS
>>151240239He also likes eating ass, apparently
>not my problem bro
>>151238336Absolutely Haynesworthian!
>>151240258Reminder that when Haynesworth got traded to the Patriots he actually bothered to put in effort, at least more effort than he put in on the fucking Snyder Redskins.
the New York Jets, whatever happened there.
>dickriding this hard for a franchise you perpetually order refball against every time they play a popular team with a popular qb
>>151240253who doesn't
>YOU SUCK AT CONTAIN >I'M TRYING TO WIN BRO BUT YOU SUCK AT CONTAINHonestly some kino foreshadowing ngl
>>151240291its so funny watching this bitchmade team in meltdown mode
>>151240302They just assume that because they're on the Chiefs that they deserve to win. Same thing happened with the Patriots all the time
>>151238391Not a queefs fag by any means, but your gayvens are dead in the water too LMAO
>>151240322Ravens, Bills, Chiefs, Bengals and Iggles are all flushed
>>151240229KEKKKKK he's been removed from Hard Rock's list you can't even bet on him right now. >>151240254Trevor looking like Yamcha and shit lmao
>>151240322So what? Harbaugh is either finally going to be fired or we're going to make a miracle run post BYE. I'm spiritually undefeated because we're in a win-win situation. Playing with house money
Excuse me, did you just double park in this alley?
>>151240352*stabs u* >:(
>my feet hurt>im tired>look at him go
>>151240271>doing all this because they won a squeaker over the fetid rotting corpse of the queefs dynasty Really?
>chiefs ended sacksonville in week 5 2018>jags ended the chiefs dynasty in week 5 2025pottery
>>151240271So now that Goydell has publicly forsaken the Chefs, where do we go from here? Who’s the next anointed dynasty to get refballed to owl after owl?
Nick Wrong finna wobbly tomorrow keeeeeeeek
>>151240397Hopefully my team :)
All the villains lost this week
>>151240400He's so fucking lucky he gets a pass because he just so happens to be the only Trevor Lawrence fan boy in the national media as well as the Chiefs' and Mutt's biggest dick rider.
>>151240379this was as bad as Newton not diving on the ball
>>151240352>the butt fumble was pretty humiliating but I think I can embarrass myself even more than thatFirst ballot HoF lolcow
>>151238336He has the flu you racist piece of shit
>>151240258Eagles 78 reaction makes this so funny>so you are just gonna lay there?>uhh are you sure>what do I do now?>oh somebody to block, this was getting awkward
>>151240258This is about the level of effort that era of the Redskins deserved
>>151238336Why just Chris Jones just standing there
fire doug pederson
>>151240435Gets paid the same either way
>>151240229I've never placed a bet in my whole life but this seems enticing.Someone talk me out of it. It's just a popularity contest right? They'll give it to Hutchinson or Parsons more likely?
>>151240417I wouldn't say only person there was still a few believers before this season. Nate Tice from Yahoo Sports had him ranked 9th before the start of the season. I remember because I thought it was absurd at the time
>>151240417I expect him to fully claim Mahomes had a top of the mountain performance despite the pick 6, heavily throw Chris Jones under the bus, and praise Trevor Lawrence the entire time.
>>151240440What year is it?
>>151240446>Manlove 7>Fraud 10Lmao
>>151238336dawg
>>151240446Crazy that at least 3 of these guys are getting traded after this season
>>151240449J Love will be a future HOFer
>>151240446>Shit Shitshit
>>151240449I'm not agreeing with him but he did work in the NFL for a few years and has been a very good draft analyst for a while now. I rate his opinion even if I disagree with some things. He knows ball
>>151240445>>151240445Nevermind, turns out online sports betting is illegal in California
My pre season list by comparison. Taking a big L on Stafford he's been great through 5 games but I feel vindicated after how much shit ive taken over the years backing Goffie and Baker. Two of the best QBs in the NFL without question. Baker especially has had a makeshift O line and a bunch of injuries at WR+RB yet still balled the fuck out and is 4-1
>>151240471Based California
>>151240445the reason it’s so high is that it’s a popularity contest that the jaguars always lose, they’re the only team in the nfl that has never won any of the nfl awardscalais campbell was an AP all-pro at two positions and still lost dpoty to aaron donald and more recently BTJ had 1200 yards and 11 TDs and missed the all-pro team to multiple receivers with inferior numbersthe odds likely won’t move very much because of that
>>151240460
>>151240480>Jalen Ramsay didn't win DROY in 2017Wtf who did?
>>151240352Get the hell outta my way! I'm trying ta woik here
>>151240489Lattimore
>>151238336Tell me why it doesn’t make sense for Baltimurder to deal Lamar for 2-3 firsts now while his value is still high>probably firing Harbaugh and going into a full teardown after this season>Lamar is nearing the expiration date for mobile QBs and has never proven he can win the big game, if you don’t sell high now his market value could crater fast
>>151240489ramsey was drafted in 2016if you want a more egregious example just compare calais campbell and aaron donald in 2017 and try to figure out why donald won that award over himnot winning that could be the reason campbell gets left out of the hall of fame
>>151240445>>151240480>>151240489>>151240506It was a strong era for RBs, but Fred Taylor made one pro bowl in his entire career, to add to your point.
Coleman needs to be buckbroken for that fumble.100 lashes isn't enough
>>151240291Tranquil, chenal and mcduffie absolutely carry that choofs d so im not surprised he is giving that lazy nigger a talking to
>>15124050186 million dead cap next year. trading jackson means hiring a new gm and hc. might as well save the money
>>151240501Who is going to take that job without Lamar?
>>151240615German anon is available
>>151240615>>151240618This. I have a whole strategic concept written out and Id do it for 10% of the average GMs salary.
>>151240615The Ravens are on pace to have a top 3 pick so they can pick up a new franchise QB pretty easily, given the draft class isn’t shit
chris jones playing himself outta the HoF kek, dude looks done just like kelce should have retired last year
>>151240658Fire all quarterbacks and trade the picks to the retardinals?
>>151240678Travis Kelce is statistically one of the best TEs this season if not the best
>statistically
>>151240397hopefully neo-brady's patriots
da flu
>>151240731da flu dat turned da tide
I wonder if Lamar is brave enough to hold the franchise hostage with his cap hit next year. He probably can get Harbaugh fired if he really wanted to. Although if the locker room stays like it is and particularly if ticket sales plummet Biscotti won’t really have a choice. It would take Harbaugh really really fucking up to get fired mid season. The Ravens could go 2-15 and he would still stay. Unless he has an Eberflus level meltdown in multiple games and blows deep 4th quarter leads back to back. I feel bad for Derrick Henry (and Hopkins) who went there when the Ravens were teetering on the edge of a SB run and now the franchise is set back at least 2 years regardless of their options.
>get gifted 21 FUCKING POINTS by the refs>loseAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
trust the data
>>151240731if the jags dont make these their primary uniforms next year then wtf are they doing
Who’s ready for Justin Tucker on the Chiefs
Justy Cuckitini
>>151240731#80 should’ve been penalized for intentionally going out of bounds at about the 50 yard line but the refs were so bad that wouldn’t have been called even if Lloyd didn’t score
>>151240759Chiefs are a family business
>>151240770look up andy reid's son
>>151240778Ohana means heroin
>>151240770They have a convicted felon on the roster
>>151240731just a beautiful playit brings a tear to my eye
How accurate is this?
>>151240797mahomes and lameme too high
>>151240731I was at the game and the funniest part of this play which I don't think ended up on the broadcast, was Mahomes standing up at the 15 after he whiffs, and just staring with his hands on his hips as he realizes no one is going to catch him.
people are focusing too much on the chiefs sucking when really it's just jacksonville that's hauling ass this year
jags clots AFCCG, book it
>>151240790He dindu nuffin
>>151240460W
>>151240830The Chiefs do suck though
>>151240797Former New York QBs are leading the QBR, but still all their wins were against bad teams, dominant win yes, but lost against a good team so far.
Still loling at da queefs
>>151240797I think Darnold is the real deal here, even in his losses, he looked terrific. Verdict's still out on Jones, I think he's good. Dak has been playing his best year yet, so he must've figured something out. Mutthomes and Lameme are still way too high up here. Mac Jones managed to save his career to boot.
https://youtu.be/kZhh1z967Sc?si=0kY7a8-RY8MLWd1Gpvre kino sovl
Apologize.
now or never for the bills
On the go ahead td, Chris Jones just stood up and took the entire play off. What was that about?
>>151240920He had a poopy in his pants and if he moved to quick it was gonna smear brown poop colour on him white pants
>>151240797Flacco deserves to be higher. There have been an insane number of on-target passes he's made that his bullshit receivers dropped.
DEMERCADO BROKE THE PLANE BEFORE HE FUMBLED DOWN WITH THE WOKE NFL LEAGUE OFFICE
>>151240930The double bobble/pop up interceptions in week 1 must've been infuriating for him. I'm not gonna defend how he played the other games but that week 1 was statline was bullshit. Jeudy and Thrash are a fucking embarrassment
>>151240939i unironically think he did break the plane
>>151240474solid list. herbert is super overrated. I did have Stafford 6th going into the season personally, he's a hall of famer for sure.
>>151240239Dude what the fuck, did he have a psychotic breakdown? The driver parked his box truck at a loading dock to collect used cooking oil from a hotel kitchen.Sanchez then approached the driver and told him that he wasn’t allowed to park there. The former quarterback and current Fox Sports broadcaster also told the man that he had spoken with the hotel manager, who stated that no one was allowed to park there.The driver then said he would contact his boss to find out what was going on.Then the story gets more bizarre.Sanchez then reportedly climbed into the man’s truck and began looking around. The driver informed him that he was not allowed to be in his vehicle. The victim said that Sanchez smelled like alcohol and “kept repeating that he had spoken to a manager, and they did not want [victim] to [replace the fryer oil].”Sanchez then reportedly began following the man around his truck and blocking him from entering the vehicle. Security footage also appears to show Sanchez knocking the man against a wall and then to the ground.The victim retaliated with pepper spray, but the chemical reportedly only momentarily fazed Sanchez before he resumed the pressure.Then, apparently fearing for his life, the driver pulled a knife and stabbed Sanchez two or three times in the chest. The former QB then reportedly left the scene.
Jags are America's team
>>151240970Cocaine/Meth makes more sense than just alcohol. Cocaine use especially makes you hyper aggressive speaking from experience
>>151240978Why the fuck does Florida have 3 nfl teams
Bengals are America's team
>>151240986It's a big state, better question is why Texas has only two
>>151241000Jerruh would never allow another team to cut into his revenue, he's already putting up with the texans
>>151241000Tf do you mean its a big state? california is three times as big as Florida and also has 3 teams
Good morning, /nfl/Already looking forward to week 6?Should be good!
>>151241011california cucks don't care about sports though
>>151241015And Texans dont either?
>>151241011Big population, 4th highest and California used to have 4 teams recently
>>151241019texas is high school football country
Alaska is the biggest state and has 0 teams.
>>151241021Still doesnt make sense. California has almost double Floridas population
>>151241019where in the world did you get the idea that Texas doesn't care about sports lmfao. They fucking love football there
>>151241051I was implying exactly that, anon.
>>151241031Good. Fuck Eskimos.
Wk 6 prediction Eagles @ Giants - PHIBroncos @ Jets - DENSeahawks @ Jaguars - SEAChargers @ Dolphins - LACRams @ Ravens - LARCardinals @ Colts - INDCowboys @ Panthers - CARPatriots @ Saints - NEBrowns @ Steelers - PITTitans @ Raiders - TEN49ers @ Buccaneers - TBBengals @ Packers - GBLions @ Chiefs - DETBills @ Falcons - BUFBears @ Commanders - CHI
>>151241085You will NEVER be invited into the igloo.
>>151241085They're the Elks now and fans hate it lmao
>>151241061Oh. The reason Texas doesn't have another team is there isn't really a good place to put one. Besides Houston and Dallas there isn't really another big city to put one. Dallas/Ft Worth is a huge suburban area with a huge chunk of the population.San Antonio is the only other somewhat big city and it only has a metro area population of 2.6 million. Tampa Bay metro has 3.4 million.Jacksonville only has a metro pop of 1.7 million but the reason they got the team is the city basically promised to spend giga money to build the stadium for the team. And the fans there are really loyal and good fans.
>>151241085Uhmmm pretty sure we say Inuit these days
>The Juneau Polar Bears
>>151240830i love the jacksonville defense
>>151241105San Antonio has a bigger metro population than Cleveland, Cincinatti and Detroit, probably combined.
>next game is an NFCE slurperfuck nyc always getting primetime games for their shitty ass teams
>>151240352>The fry oil is fine. If you replace it, I'll have to level up. You don't want to know what that means
Man there are too many americans in this world
>>151240826on the broadcast he kept holding his hands up for a flag
>>151241105>only 2.6 million>only Thats crazy
>>151241090The Jaguars are going to clobber the Seahawks
Man there are too many swifties in this world
>>151241140>this happened at least 3 times
>>151241126It doesn't have a bigger population than Detroit lmfao are you retarded? Detroit area has 4 million people. And Cincy and Cleveland both have over 2 million people so yeah slightly less than San Antonio.
>>151240462TF you talking bout b?
>>151241149We shall SEA about that...
>>151241141Yooo Im going to Oman next month. What do Arabs like you think about that place?
I heard the new Taylor Swift album fucking sucks btw. Does she really have a song about Kelce's dick?
>>151241170Yes. Shortest track of the album lmao
>>151241141Compared to Dallas and Houston which are 8 million and 7 million respectively, yeah. And it's only a 3 hour drive from Houston.
Is Maye actually GOATED?
>>151241174>Shortest track
>>151241170>her newest album is shitHow is that any different from her older albums
>>151241185Well this is the CURRENT THING. People LOVE the current thing
>>151241185the red album was pretty good.
>>151241170The dumb stupid kids don't listen to albums nowadays so who cares
>>151241185it's even worse than her older albums
>Bills ded>Choofs ded>Pats hotWhat a good week!
>>1512411704 million albums sold biggest debut of the century btw>>151241164Why Oman? Its a chill place but its still developingWhy not come to the UAE and visit dubai abu dhabi etc
>>151241203retards are gullible aka you
>>151241203Because its a chill place. I wanna drive a jeep to some ancient fortress in the desert and shit.
With week 5 over, it's back to work for us football heads
The only stat that matters
>Chiefs lost>Ravens lost>Bills lost>Eagles lost
>>151241211mandrama is gay
is there any hope for the raiders? they seem to be getting worse every damn year. We're bound for 0-17 in the next few seasons
>>151241215NFL is literally mandrama
Me posting about the Cardinals during all-hands meetings (Patrick Mahomes fail compilation EXTENDED playing on second monitor)
>>151241210Apparently they are builduing a super duper mega project there to become the new Dubai. The place has crazy potential
>The Alaskan TerrorsI'd bandwagon.
>>151238415He knows the script
>>151241225There as in Oman? Or there where I wanna drive the jeep to the fortress?
>The Utah TwinkiesI'd bandwagon.
>>151241047Are you a pajeet? California is a high population state, it has multiple teams. Florida is a high population state, it has multiple teams.
>>151240253He can’t get any more based
>the Huntsville HitlersId bandwagon
he's pretty damn good
>>151241251You get that from making out a lot
This was such a good weekAdmit it, Goodell can write a great script
>>151241238No anon. Im just confused because in my head Florida is more of a meme than an actual state. I respect it less than other places in your country and so I was surprised by the rather large number of nfl teams there. No need to be rude
What the fuck I just start following Chiefs football and they suck now?
>>151241297Fraid so
>>151241297it's your fault
>>151241297you deserve it for deciding to follow a team after they've won 3 super bowls lmfao
>>151241297Should have picked the Cardinals
>the Barrow Baby Seal Bashers
>>151241297>now
>>151241115>the Kodiak Pitbulls
>>151241323Lets not say things we can't take back
>>151240352Bloody bitch benchod you cannot replace oil mother fuck
KC lost because Queen TayTay wasn't there to support Travis Kelce-Swift last night.
>The Alaskan Seal Clubbers
>>151241366They only put in the extreme refball when Tay Tay shows up
he was going to eat the booger but then he noticed the camera
why doesn't he just retire and spend his days fucking TayTay? he can't even catch anymore
>>151241399Does having a gf really bring a man down to this level, bros?
>>151241284Florida is a meme because it’s one of the highest population states with a bizarre cultural breakdown. Its closest comparison is California. It’s like a schizophrenic version of California
>>151241405Not necessarily, but needlessly spilling semen does
>>151241185she had at least one banger in her previous albums. life of a showgirl literally has not a single good song
>>151241297We'll be back after week 6 anon
>>151241428Father figure, the song with Sabrina Carpenter, the song about Travis cockAll bangers
>>151241431I'm putting the over/under of men in this photo at 5.
>>151241399how was that not DPI?
>>151241399Whoa he dropped 1 bad pass
>>151241440Aura.
/nfl/ claims to hate refball but is strangely silent when the chiefs are the victims
>>151241440
>>151241452That game was a classic case of chiefs refball where all the important shit doesn’t show up on the star sheet but they pad our the chiefs penalty yards
reminder: jagoffs won because of luck, not skill
how do I dance like baker?
Chiefs got refballed an INT that was converted to a TD. Blandino even said it was DPI after the fact which is baffling because it wasn't DPI on some event on the other side of the field, it was the very event under review that was called an INT. Flagrant refball.
Can't go one Chiefs game without refs being the topic of discussion. No other team is like this.
>>151241431Not a single one with massive udders
>>151241460I'd rather be lucky than good.
>>151241470I will always always remember them needing atrocious refball to beat the Zach Wilson jets, that was one of the ones that was like 10 seconds after the play was over
>Mahomes throws a pick 6 because he's a washed bum>Chiefs commit DPI to get a pick>not called because the mutt CAN'T look bad
>>151241460chiefs won half their games last season because of luck
>>151241460the chiefs won like 6 games this way last year. They were the worst 15 win team ever. This is the problem with luck, it tends to turn.
>>151241503And the luck became a media talking point before the last owl lol. What a fraudulent "dynasty "
Tfw as a Lions fan I know that we are just under the threshold of being good enough and all these wins/memories will be meaningless in the end because we're actually never going to win the super bowl.
>>151241492>Mahomes throws a pick 6 because he's a washed bumyou sincerely don't know ball
>>151241540>we're actually never going to win the super bowl.Or the NFCCG
>>151241545>46 second silent webbum of Manning talking and showing me what I already saw with my own eyesIf you get picked off that bad by an LB, you're a bum
>>151241554>non-ball knower can't see the brilliance of the jags deception woof
>>151241545>Heidi Gardneris she the one trying to get married to the buffalo in that commercial? She knows ball?
The Chiefs might've won if Mahomes dove at Devin Lloyd's knees like he did Rashee Rice.
Chiefs and Ravens are missing the playoffs entirely
Im happy for Trevor. dude has great hair
>>151241581Whoops wrong pic
>>151241581I am increasingly confident that my 'ders will beat the Chiefs
>>151241585>11-0 in one score games last year>0-3 this year so far oh no...
>>151241562she unironically does and is pretty funny
>>151241589I can see it happening if they bench Geno
i don't know ball.
>>151240970His legacy was slamming into another dude's ass. It's a miracle he didn't snap sooner.
>>151241610Not Raiders, anon. Read the filename
>>151241612Me neither tbqh
reminder: we'd be 4-1 if buttkisser didn't suck ass
Brady never started a season 2-3, just saying
>>151240970yea that's not just booze
>>151241612Turns out, no one does. I forgive you.
>>151240970>The victim retaliated with pepper spray, but the chemical reportedly only momentarily fazed Sanchez before he resumed the pressure.Are Mexicans immune to pepper spray?
refbros how we feeling?
>>151241612you can learn ball by posting on r/TaylorSwift instead of here
>>151241626Many people are saying this.
>>151241634>because the play resulted in a touchdownReffies were feeling NICEY this week. They had a great showing
>>151241631They regularly coat their food in the equivalent of pepper spray to mask the taste of dirt and feces in their beans. It was like spraying a pit bull with water.
>>151240970i suspect that Sanchez has the gene when you consume stronger alcohol, you become an aggressive and unpredictable retard. my former uni classmate was like that, he'd be smamrt and articulatebwhen sober but after the first shot he went full jekyll and mr hyde
>>151241634sad that our best play got no attention
>>151241589Im already stressing thinking about this game
what stereotypes?
>>151241646I highly doubt this is the first time he acted like this, I am surprised we haven't heard stories.
>queefs
>>151241655high motorscrappygym ratsneaky athleticfirst guy in, last guy outKind of player you’d want your daughter to bring home
>>151241652Buddy you've got the Lions next week to worry about first
If we beat the Lions all will be good
The Chiefs have only beat 1-4 teams this year
>>151241217not with plantation pete running the show
>>151241545Holy shit guys lmaowatch eli's face during the whole thing
Minnesota is THE most cucked state in the nation…how embarrassing
>>151241708Lmaooooooo
>>151241217>We'reHow did a Canadian end up as a Raiders fan?
The AFC is so fucking weird this yearGranted weird and unpredictable football is the best kind so I'm loving this season
>>151241708kek saving this
Tom Brady thru 5 games of his age 30 season>5-0, 74.1% completion, 1383 yards, 16 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, 128.7 passer rating, 3 sacks, 9.90 ANY/APatrick Mahomes thru 5 games of his age 30 season>2-3, 63.4% completion, 1257 yards, 8 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, 93.5 passer rating, 7 sacks, 6.71 ANY/A
>>151241712>Bills-Lions OwlMom, he's falling for it again
>>151241626>>151241717Brady never had the flu
>>151241720I wouldn't have predicted it two weeks ago but now I'm between Bills Lions and Bills RamsWho else is winning the AFC? The Chargers?
>>151241712Gayvens arent making the playoffs kek
>>151241723Nah I think they'll come back towards the end of their season when people start getting better, they're definitely not winning their division though
>>151241729Nope
>>151241722I'll agree that the playoff picture seems wide open, but I'm not believing in the Lions ever again. I also don't believe in the Bills defense to win in the playoffsAFCCG will be some combination of Colts, Steelers, Broncos, Bills, Jaguars
>>151238336Sometimes all you can do is watch greatness
>>151241743Imagine if it's Colts Patriots2006 is BACK
>>151241712And what about good Cardonius?
>>151241749If the Patriots make the AFCCG, won't it have been like 20 years since the AFCCG didn't have the Chiefs or Pats in it?
>>1512417547-10 and fagler muttray is trade for a bag of skittles
>>151241712Rams arent winning their division with their awful special teams
>>1512417552010 was Steelers Jets, 2009 was Colts Jets, 2008 was Steelers Ravens, 2005 was Steelers BroncosBut yes it's a grim reign
>>151241717>16 touchdownsHoly fuck was this 07 with Moss?
>>151241749Don't count out the stoolers now
>>151241754BO7 comes out in a few weeks and if the Tards don't stockpile enough wins it's over.
>>151241774Ok thanks, my mistake. Only 15 years since the AFCCG was free of the Pats or ChiefsJoke conference
>>151241774>2010 was Steelers Jets, 2009 was Colts Jetstake me back
>>151241792call up your lawyer Mark
>Brady's 30 year old season (2007): Brady has possibly the best QB performance of all time>Mahomes' 30 year old season (2025): Mahomes is clearly washed from snap 1
>>151240745Taylor Swift used to fuck kids. Kelce is engaged to a pedo.
>>151241815Well I used to fuck 15 year olds when I was 15
>>151241815Its legal in my cuntry
>>151241820What about when you were 23? Because TayTay did that.
>>151241815>Taylor Swift used to fuck kidsLucky
Are we really going to pretend like the Chiefs didn't outplay the Jags besides a lucky pick 6? Rashee Rice is still coming back after next week so that'll only make them even stronger. Congrats to the Jags but people acting like the Chiefs are done are completely delusional.
>>151241826When I was 23 I fucked a 38 year old
>>151241811>Mahomes is clearly washed from snap 1Kelce / Receiver bab. dont worry he will be "good" again when rice is back.
>>151241828I couldnt watch the full game but the sense i had was that we couldve managed the time better at the endJust unlucky
>>151241828Chiefs could finish 10-7 and go on a run, their defense can keep them in every game... but Rashee Rice isn't going to fix all their problems.
>>151241815>>151241826Defamation is illegal btw
>>151241811Mahomes is starting to gear up into his previous form where he was lighting up the league. Josh Simmons is coming along nicely and the receiving corps is only going to get stronger when Rashee returns. This is the Chiefs' low point, which is sad for the rest of you because you will not be able to handle their meteoric rise.
Patrick was already battling a groin injury. I love how the jaguars act like they won a superbowl for a nothingburger midseason game. Good job.
>>151241852Good thing it's not defamation, pedo defender.
>>151241858Surely you have proof if you're doubling down like that
>>151241854>This is the Chiefs' low point,You said that last week
>>151241848Our defense is too old...i think they'll lock in for the playoffs but we gotta get there firstMain problem remains the RB situation
>>151241861What would you call a grown woman banging high school kids?
I know ball
>>151241870No you don't, Julio.
>>151241863just wait until patrick is healthy and has all of his weapons back. Then you faggots are going to scream refrigging and cry when the chiefs get back into the playoffs like they always do. its actually pathetic how much cope and seethe gets spread around this general about the chiefs. I have never seen a team mindfuck other fans like this
>>151241852>>151241861He doesn't need proof to not be defamation. As the accuser, YOU need proof that anon is saying those things while he knows it's false. It's not defamation/libel to say something false if you believe it to be true
>>151241867This is so wrong. So so wrong.....
>>15124186717 is legal in most states.I also like how you had to put the high school thing for Harry since he's actually 18 there KWAB on your part
>>151241867All of the ages in this picture are literally wrongShe dated Jake Gyllengal at 23yo thats where the album Red came out
>>151241885Your fave is a predator, breh.
>>151241885I like how you know the name of random underaged boys, fucking pervert.
>>151241876Tu sabes nada!
>>151241721>Tom Brady has never had the fluMakes him even more goated desu, the best ability is AVAILABILITY
>>151241723Look at their schedule after the bye. They could win out
>>151241877>just wait until patrick is healthyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaCHOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151241867>HE WAS ONLY 17 YEARS AND 362 DAYS OLD YOU SICK FUCK
>>151241852What if for him its famation and not defamation?
>>151241890>Harry styles>RandomOkay retard
>>151241894lol, lmao even
>>151241893I mean he did miss an entire season that one time
Taylor "The Diddler" Swift is on the prowl as we speak
Thomas Bradley is a known cheater
>>151241895I wish the mods would permaban your entire IP range, spammer
I've honestly been loving this season
>>151241916It's been pretty good
Can someone post webms of the Broncos stuntin on the shEagles
Do you think Tom Brady deflates the balls for his kids hs games?
>>151241634Feeling immaculate. It's not every week we get to throw the flag for back to back time outs.
>>151241926more like deflates his balls into his kids
I want a Texans/Jags AFCCG just so I can make fun of the Lions and Browns
>UAEfag thinking about deflating some kids' balls
>>151241877This is true
>>151241937KWAB
>>151241936>flag for back to back time outs.I forgot about that kek. Queefs fell apart at the end of that game
>>151241937someone post the one from the jags game where he overthrew simmons? by like 5 yards
>>151241936I'm shocked there's not a ten-second runoff for doing that.
>>151241904Yes because he tore his ACL+MCL after Bernard Pollard dove into his plant leg while he was throwing. Not much you can really do about that one. Before that, he started 111 consecutive regular season games,>And since missing that 2008 season, from the age of 32 to 45 years old, Brady missed zero games due to injurySo when you total it up, he missed 16 of a possible 396 games (4%) due to injury. It's actually insane and I doubt we'll ever see another career like it again.
>>151241964Sainristil will pick off Mahomes, bet on it
>>151241867Kek why would you be banging a 22 year old when you're 17? I was banging 14 and 15 year olds
>>151241925
>>151241937This play inspired this post >>151235430 and I think that's beautiful.
>>151241964>>151241958>>151241948literally fucking obsessed
>>151241968That is not a real person
>>151241975She wasnt 22, she was 20
>>151241966God he’s so handsome
>>151241977>Gaylen Squirts
>>151241452>Pretending like years worth of uncalled holding penalties aren't coming back to bite the chiefs in the ass
>>151241986Still weird.
Baker Mayfield is the closest a white man has ever looked Latin
>>151241925Nix in the 4th
>>151241857Fuming
>>151241980Oh wait, that was a different overthrow. lmao
>>151241623Considering Butker has basically carried the team the last 2 seasons anyway I wouldn't be surprised if he's purposely pulling his kicks so the team has to rely on him less.
>>151241986Is that the Kennedy kid ?
I'm hearing Taylo berated a ref in the tunnel before the game
>>151241665Real lunch pail guy
>Be Eagles>Blow 14 point lead in the 4th QTR to Blo Dix>Blame refs
>>151242018Yes kek
>>151242007shut the fuck up faggot. just shut up, im not fuming or “seething” its just the truth. small market teams love to act like they won the superbowl when they beat a maimed, less than capacity chiefs squad in the midseason. its seriously so fucking sad…i cant imagine something that insignificant being the pinnacle of my team’s season
>>151241826tfw no /ss/ with Taytay
>>151241857>he doesn't realize literally every NFL player is playing through injuriesKeep coping that your team has a losing record kek
>>151241708Shalom fellow Vikings
>>151241811Any qb with legs is done by 30
>ywn b 15 again discovering your sexuality with prime teenage pussyVGH
>>151241854You faggots keep saying this and I'll keep saying the chiefs will continue to flounder once you fire that retard Matt Nagy and axe Chris Jones who is terribly overpaid.
Travis Kelce is too old
>Be Chiefs>Blow 14-0 lead to Trevor 4-INTs>Blame refs
>>151242027lil bro is fuming, seething and malding on the chan keeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
TLAW the type a nigga who makes slow passionate love to his wife in the missionary position
I must once again thank Jalen Hurts for being one of the primary reasons this team is a contender worth watching.
>>151241854Is Jawaan Taylor still on the team?
Taylor Swift outsourcing her PR firm to UAE
>>151242052Jalen is the weak link on the team THOUGH
>>151242051Based.
Holy shit, the chiefs fucking suck
>>151241977Has there ever been a QB in history who has done less with the amount of time in the pocket he gets? It's absurd how bad Hurts is.
Xavier Worthy does nothing but run cardio
>>151242051Based. Thats the best sex there is.
>>151242063Don't tell Eagles fans this. They unironically think that nigga is top 5
>>151241977It must suck being an elite lineman stuck blocking for a black QB who panic scrambles when his first read isn't open.
>>151242063He's the strongest link. This team would've completely fallen apart mentally over the past two seasons of it wasn't for him. I've watched too many Phillies games to know what a talented team of weak willed players looks like.
Tony Khan and Shad Khan bros how we feeling about the jags
>>15124204115-17 was such an unbelievably based 3 year stretch in terms of girls, getting your driver's license, free periods at high school, experimenting with drugs etc. I knew how good I had it too never took a day for granted
>>151242085You are so full of shit its not even funny.
>>151238401they deserve to co-share it
Elite QuarterbacksBaker MayfieldMatt StaffordJared GoffJustin HerbertJosh AllenNot eliteThe rest
>>151242052>Hurts in charge of putting together ONE drive to ice the game
>>151242041Never experienced that, no girl even wanted to talk to me until I was 18
>>151242067shut the fuck up bitch, who do you pull for? some boomer slop shitter like the pats???
>>151242108Why not?
>>151238371add >>151242108 to the list
>>151242051Are you one of those people who just focuses on the guy when you’re watching porn?
>>151238336this seems rigged
>>151242085I've seen too many McNabb era games, too many Philip Rivers and Matt Ryan games. Too many talented QBs that are yellow in their bellies. Hurts isn't that. You could make the case that he's not the most talented QB in the NFL, but you can't doubt his mental toughness, leadership, or any of his intangibles.
>>151242105Bo nix has an elite arm
Holy shit, mahomes is completely washed, kelce has one foot out the door, and andy reids cardiovascular system is hanging on by a thread
>>151242106>UH WE GOTS TA EXECUTE>YA EITHER WIN OR YA LEARN>MONEY IZ NICE CHAMPIONSHIPS ARE BETTER>Uh, lemme open up Pinterest for anutha quote n sheeeeit
>>151242120people like you arent real football fans. imagine not using stats as your litmus
>>151242129I watched Jameis Winston throw for 5000 yards.
>>151242118Yeah, it's gotten to the point where I'm comparing my technique to his.
based Hurts Defense Force
>>151242108I was a late bloomer, so even though I was able to get dates and hang out with girls in HS they didn’t want to go the whole way with me either. This is paying off now, because I’m still young looking in my 30s, which I think is a fair trade.
TAYLOR SWIFT JUST DIDDLED A MINOR AGAIN
>choofs
>>151242041All I did when I was 15 was try to suck my own dick
btw it's never Herbert's fault.
>>15124161294% of /nfl/ doesn't...and that's okay.
>>151242145If I could do that, I wouldn't even bother with women.
Jalen Hurts rivals RGknee in cornballery.
>>151241870Doubt.
>>151242148That number seems low
>>151242145>>151242152Heard it feels 90% like sucking dick and 10% like having your dick sucked. Not worth it imho
>>151242113No friendsGirls didn’t like meStayed home every weekend as no one invited me to parties despite drinking being the only thing anyone did in my small town
Herbert just needs one more girlfriend then he'll be elite
>>151242152I have argued this many times, why do you want a dick in your mouth?
>>151241916Me too. A lot better than last season for sure. Not seeing KC in the playoff picture makes me very happy, even as a Bills fan who just took a tough divisional loss. Gotta enjoy the little things! :D
Taylor Swift is going to do a halftime show with Kelce after he retires, and they're going to purposely manufacture nipplegate, but it's his cock during a live performance of "Wood".dont get mad when i warned you chat
>>151242171Bro... now I wanna invite you to a party
As the world's #1 Patrick Mahomes fanboy on /sp/ I am VERY VERY ANGRY Jagkeks
>>151242176It's okay, bro, it's my own. I'll even finish in my own mouth.
>>151242067You bet your ass they do!
>>151240731>https://x.com/BenjaminSolak/status/1975558577134911849In post-game interview Mahomes talked about how they saw in film-study the Jags defense threaten the LBs in this situation and consistently rush them, they didn't pop back out. So he audibled to in-breaking routes. The Jags chose this moment to break tendencies and it worked perfectly, giving them the interception. Pretty cool.
This is the straightest I've seen /nfl/ in quite a while.
>>151242184mockery is the most sincere form of flattery, dumb bitch
>>151242163It is. I was being generous.
>>151242195No it isnt. Genuine expression of admiration between bros is.
>>151242193There's a nigga talking about busting in his own mouth three posts above yours and yet I still don't think you're being sarcastic.
If Bryce Young wasn’t small with tiny hands the Panthers would be in the discussion as a Top 10 Team in the League. Either 3-2 or maybe even 4-1. I’m not talking interceptions. JUST fumbles returned for a TD where he (literally) just plain drops the ball in fear of a 6’+ Defense player coming for that 5’10” bussy. Because his hands are too small. He dropped the ball without being touched against Miami. >Week 1, Jaguars. 17-19. Close LWeek 2, Cardinals. 22-20. W>Week 3, Falcons. 30-0. W>Week 4, Patriots. Still L. They just got dogwalked. >Week 5, Dolphins. They wouldn’t need to do a 17-0 comeback caused by Bryce. They would have won 27-17 instead of 27-24.Carolina should have went with Stroud. Teams keep firing their coaches when they lose to Carolina when they really shouldn’t.
Just climbed Mahomes Mountain and found Baker Mayfield standing alone at the top
>>151242164>>151242152Kraut is right and it also hurts the shit out of your back. Not worth it at all. I actually have thought about sucking dick, so the cock in the mouth isn't the issue, it's the back pain that's a killer
Bakey givin em tummy acheys
Sucking dick just seems mechanically much more unpleasant than eating pussy. Thank god Im straight
Just farted out a cum bubble onto my bfs face lol
>Penalties (Yards)>Chiefs: 13 (109)>Jaguars: 4 (25)statty bois will use this as evidence that the Chiefs actually don't get ref favoritism because they don't watch games
Shit's so gay ITT I thought the Chiefs were still playing.
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>>151242113NTA but I have autism (undiagnosed until I was 22) so I basically had no shot at a normal high school life. When I was a kid, my parents said to go straight home after school and so I did every day. I never even thought to ask them if I could hang out with my friends after. I also get extremely paranoid when I go out with people, so I turned down every invitation I got until I stopped getting them
>>151242231I bet it wasn't even his cum
>Meanwhile on /NFL/
>>151242239Wrong thread
>>151242248Work of art.
>>151241717Age poster sissies...how do we cope?
>>151242249every thread belongs to the fleet
>>151242242Same here, except the only friend I used to hang out with died
>>151242239Does the xfl still exist?
My asshole just leaked lmao
get hyped, lads
>>151242285I only watch Grossi and Perna
>>151242285I only watch Chris Simms Unbuttoned and Heed the Call
>>151242285I'm a Cowchad, FTF can suck my ass.
I dropped a 63lb PTO shaft on my toe yesterdayI am struggling today
>>151242297Based
>>151242279The xfl and usfl merged into the ufl. The fleet were in the AAF. Now the fleet lives on in our hearts and minds
>>151242349Ouch
>>151242349Go to a doctor
I dropped a 6.3" BNWO shaft in my esophagus yesterdayI am struggling today but my chiefies will get it done next week
>>151242359>>151242363this was last night
>>151242378Yikes
>>151241439Because it's within 5 yards of the LOS you nufaggot zoomie
>>151242279>>151242358'ders 2025 UFL champs'ders 2025 NFL champs
>>151242378neetGODS win again
>>151242378Doesn't look too bad. I'd still have a suck on those piggies
>>151242378Go to a doctor
>>151242378foot injuries suck ass. i stepped on a quarter inch piece of glass while barefoot and that shit bleed for like 6 hours and i walked with a limp for about 2 weeks
>Kanass Shitty Queefs
>>151242436Wear slides
>>151242378doesn't look too bad, you lucked out. see a doctor to make sure that shit heals properly or expect toe pain for the rest of your life
>mapartments>madwelling>mashanty
>>151242378That toenail is coming off
>Patrick MaDesolatevillage>Patrick MaBungalow>Patrick MaSlum
>>151242502Is that a threat?
>>151242492>>151242505KEK
>Patrick MaFavela
>>151240959I don't think Herbert is overrated. I think he's constantly on the bad end of offensive line injuries. 4 of their 5 are out right now and he's faced more pressures the past 3 weeks than Josh Allen did in all of 2024. Gotta be fair to the man.
NFL should strip LaMeme of one of his MVPs and give it to Burrow
>>151242537
>Patrick MaGazaStrip>Patrick MaWTC>Patrick MaOKCBombing>Patrick MaHiroshimaAndNagasaki>Patrick MaAverageChiefsFanBootyhole
>>151242502yeah, accepted that conclusion upon my first look when it was already blue under the toe nail and none of the bruise had formed yet
>>151241452you're such a lying faggot. The Chiefs committed the fouls called on them and more that weren't called on them. The 4th quarter PI that the reffies didn't flag the Chiefs for directly gave them a touchdown and they still lost. Your team is shit and can only beat bottom of the barrel teams, stop crying faggot.
>>151241431Surround yourself with 4s so you look like a 7
