Precursor: >>151223226News:
Jiri is one of the only fun fighters to watch
So what the X-Men are fighting the Bionicles
lil ank gave him that inbred stare
>>151230249KWABOTY
>>151230249Bodied those gloves or something.
>>151230262fpbp
real talk, I don't like the brainrot tik tok pose and he should stop doing this, that tiktoker it came from isn't even that popular anymore. Might as well come out to a skibidi toilet song.
>>151230446>Might as well come out to a skibidi toilet song.that's a good idea, actually. someone should tell Plino.
>>151230426Mega cope right here.
>>151230262Feels good to be a Ganechad this time bros
With ESPN era of UFC coming to an end, how do you reflect on it? Which network era was the UFC’s best?
Aaron effing Pico
>>151230531ESPN must be regretting it now that dagis are out
>>151230583Classic Chael.
>>151230549the guy that lost his last fight?
>>151230630Pico lost his last TWO fights
>>151230693Wow what an amazing fighter
Alex is win
Aaron Picochu
Paary Mixo
>Some people here actually fell for the Patchy Mix meme again
Sweden
how do I heem my memories of the last 12 months?
>>151230803face me in for the heem undisputed atomweight belt
>>151230803
No ganecel has posted slip
Johnny Applesneed
Despite Aaron Pico and Patchy Mix failing in the UFC, remember that MVP and Kayla Harrison have come from PFL/Bellator and had success.
>>151230878>remember that MVP and Kayla Harrison have come from PFL/Bellator and had successthey're also both white, so
>>151230863only because crooked bookies refuse to accept Ganecoin
the UFC screwed Patchy Mix over by giving him Mario Lopez and Jacob Wilcox as his first two fights
>No ganecel h-ACK!
>>151230863They won't they are just cowards. No money where there mouths are
>>151230878wmma doesn't count
Gane has competed twice for the HW title and twice he has had failed spectacularly. He always chokes in the big fights; this one against Tom will be no different.
for me its mirko cro cop (croatian cop)
>>151230996Actually Gane won the heavyweight championship the very first time he ever tried.
>>151231015Post your bet slip pussy
Just laid down 100k in Bitcoin on Gane.
>>151230996if only there was an idiom for someone's third attempt at something
>>151230863betting on Gane in this fight is basically the same as stealing and I am no thief.
>>151231053Third time is a bust
>>151230898I bet all 20,000 of my smeshcoin on Dricus by KO
just bet $1miilion on Gane but my slip got stuck in the printer but they said it'll be fine they'll remember me
>>151231064>tf>not a thiefChoose one
no trilogy
MMA Joey scored the fight as a KO for Ankalaev
Your Dustin Poiriers, your Colby Covingtons, your Ciryl Ganes
Tom Aspinall has won the undisputed title as many times as Gane.
GaneScholars abstain from gambling to direct their finances towards investments in the STEM community.
Topturo's wife left him because she couldn't stand being married to such a coward.
>>151231036Cazzie bitch didn't even know Gane won the heavyweight championship before lmao
No More No Chama
i cant lie bros.. the ticktoker rape incident really gave me the ick towards pereira. not even beating ank could resolve it
>Magomed Ankalaev came into the fight with multiple broken ribs https://streamain.com/en/b0yCISPAyaTaTSW/watch
no rematch no chama
>PoaGOD comes into a fight injuredGives the challenger a hard 5 rounds >AnkaSISSY comes into a fight injuredWilts in 80 seconds and gives up
>>151231301And he left the fight with a ruptured anus
Your Baraos, your Whittakers, your Aspinalls
>>151231301if he had his ribs he would have tanked that headshot
2 3 years tire shop and forget, it teach you stop being heartlet brazza
>>151231352Having broken bones in your body makes no difference to anything else I’m 300lbs and don’t train btw
>>151231246the cope is hilarious
no chama no cry
The new revelations have completely changed my perspective on Pereira’s “win”
honestly props to roundtree. he really went for it in round 3 even though he was up 2 rounds and would have won if he just stalled a round.
You now remember Ariadne Celeste.
>>151231619>calling a story win for charleshow brave
>>151231009same desu
Pereira had broken ribs AND was sick when he murdered Khalil, skill issue sadly.
>>151231301AAAGH MY RIBS
>>151231711We all remember the first time he ducked Ank to fight poolil
>>151231301Big deal. I go to work everyday with a broken heart.
Magomed Ankalaev declined to fight Alex Pereira at UFC 300.Alex Pereira has accepted to fight Magomed Ankalaev every time he was offered.
Brutal glove tapping DEI TKO.
Ank preemptively ducked the trilogy by curling into a ball and squirting diarrhea everywhere
>>151231798False!
poacuck the poaduck
Poatan the UFC undisputed light heavyweight champion of The World.
>rigged stoppage over Izzy >Robbery over Jan >rigged Stopage over jiri >staph short notice jiri >achilles tear Jamahal Forced to return early >Rigged stoppage over severely injured Ankalaev Khalil rountree is Pereddit’s only legit win
this would never have happened if Ankalaev didn't hide at the UFC PI and instead Nancy Kerrigan'd that dumb monkey's knees with a pipe
Poposhart the Undisputed Glove Tapping Marc Goddard TKO DEI award winner of the world.
Trvke detonation
Pereira when he's sick AND injured:>murders khalil, loses a boring decision to ankalaevAnkalaev when he's injured:>takes one hard shot and immediately cowers on the canvas getting blasted with elbows until herb dean mercifully steps in to save him
The /heem/ consensus is that this should be overturned to a No Contest.
>>151232081We already agreed Khalil is Pereddit’s one real win
BRUTAL glove punches!
turtled up anthony smith moved more than ankalaev lmao
>>151232143Khalil was winning on the scorecards before another standing Marc Goddard TKO.Jireddit was able to get a clean finish even if it was precipitated by a nutshot.
Please move you're being punched in the gloves or something.
>>151232199>standing Marc Goddard TKO.khalil was crumpled in a heap on the ground when the fight was stopped
>>151232274He got the dive signal I fear
>>151232357the dive signal being a brutal liver shot
BRUTAL tko
>>151232468semantics
>>151232445We don’t sign our posts here
>>151231929>that flag>that posti fear
Threads been in an gay time loop for years
Now that the dust has settled.Daddysanya is top 5 P4P all time without a doubt.
>>151232711I asked for it twerking for him in a full pair of DDPs!
>>151232937"I beat off that guy once"
>>151232988PigRoevWade beat off xer Daddysanya quite a few times I'm afraid.
>>151230863finna might bet on gane but if I do it won't be until fight day
>>151232937>>151233037ankalaev lost, abdul. what are your thoughts?
>>151233147My name is Shmuley.
>alex is supposed to have this ungodly power>only wins by TKOs and have zero actual HEEMS
Adesanya? Wins the trilogy. Ankalaaev? Wins the trilogy.
>>151230863I don't beat on HW, it's got too much luck-swing. But these are some juicy odds on Gane. Gane, while clearly being overall worse, is a bad style match-up for Our Tom.
Ankalaev suddenly had broken ribs on EXACTLY the same place Alex hit those elbowsHmmmmmm....
>>151233437more black magic by Poacheater
poatan won, these mentally ill larpers and LOSERS in heem can burn in hell
we hard our posts here
>>151233852doubt thats a reliable source
>>151233956turn on memri tv right now
Member when Conor threw a trolley at Abus? Shit was wild b.
>>151234032y’ever try throwin a trawley?
>>151234032kek
>>151234078Even cazzie report hates muzzies
>>151234290Ank isn't even that bad for a dagi. His only boring fights were with Jan and Alex which for the latter is entirely the fault of his opponent.
Brazza bros… turns out we were the little piglets all along
Finish rate of every current UFC ChampAlexandre Pantoja = 66 %Merab Dvalishvilli = 25 %Alexander Volkanovski = 59 %Ilia Topuria = 88 %Jack Della Madalenna = 77 %Khamzat Chimaev = 80 %Alex Pereira = 84 %Tom Aspinall = 100 %
if Ank were champ in a LHW division without Pereira and Jiri then people wouldn't mind him as much.
>>151234508I just think that people hate everybody that oppose Pereira tooThey also glazed Jiri because of his stockholm syndrome towards Pereira
>Merab is 34
>>151234557he has just enough time to cement himself as better than cruz before father time heems him. he also has time to pass the all time winstreak
>>151234595>he has just enough time to cement himself as better than cruzalready happened
>>151234595Yeh but not better than DJ yuo must agree
>>151234702i agree but the oldheads still need convincing >>151234732he beat DJs best win you know
what will Merab's next loss look like?
>>151234774Dodson and Borg would demolish Merbab
>>151234802do NOT google merab va dodson
BW is the best division to be in. fights are literally just a hard spar
>>151234776Someone who is not a retard and try to finish as soon as possibleIts retarded to try a decision against MerabYou have to knock him out
>>151234776At Featherweight after he moves up
if heem were all fighters i would be the undefeated champ
>>151234926dc exorcised pereira's rape demons by raping him
>>151234926DC is such a bitch
>>151234815FUCK
>>151234979how he can literally zeem anyone on the planet and pereira was acting like that maybe wasnt the case
>>151235053Ank tossed DC around when they grappled. Alex would kill DC.
Caccalaev
>>151229761>Basedril GaneI like the sound of that.
there would be no tom aspinall if ciryl gane hadn’t invented white people 6000 years ago
>>151235157DC is like the fat uncle from avatar. hes only pretending to be fat and retarded
Poatan out Ankalaev in a tire shop for 23 minutes
If that was in the streets Poatan could have raped little Ank and no one could stop it. Think about that for a minute.
magomed ankalaev said he supports trump... wtf... i would have been rooting for him if I knew that...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBdHPiDvjSM
>>151235385FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN FUCK WOMEN
>>151235449I would like to
fagomed wankalaev has been my anti boy for many years now but i actually feel bad for him. he’s just a normal guy with severe autism due to generations of inbreeding but everyone hates his guts because of that fink ali. fagomed it’s all love between us now my brother
Let's go for that
>>151234776gets crotchsniffed
>>151231301How fractured was his rib? He has no bruising or swelling of any sort in that video.
women call me the Magomed Ankalaev of sex
>>151235555
>>151235698Levels.
Yesterday a very hot girl told me that she found me handsome; we exchanged numbers and she asked me to message her so we could go out, which I did today.She hasn’t responded. What an Ankalaevesque situation to be in.
>>151235822this loss wasn’t that bad considering that the meta had zero answers for the dagestani style at that point and khabib was the best practitioner of it that we’ve ever seen, conor had success
>>151235822
>>151235874you probably marked out for some kind of con. stone cold nigga like me would not have fallen for that
Dana white needs to learn from adin Ross
>>151235889I've tried telling people this, but everybody says you're coping. The knee almost lands flush in round 2, there's an uppercut that almost lands I remember, he takes Khabib to round 4... IDK Khabib definitely won decisively but there are a few things that could've gone differently by millimeters and maybe Conor is that fucking guy. Wasn't free for KhaGOAT (all due respect to the greatest brazza)
Khabib vs Islam. One fight at 155, one at 170. Who wins?
mmmmDO THE PICO SHUFFLE *DUBSTEP PLAYS* xD
>>151236132
>>151236132khabib clears both unless islam knows all his tricks from training together. khabib is a far more effective grappler and an absolutely invincible blockhead
>>151235874>immediately messages her You strayed away from the Way of the Warrior
Khabitch had no answer for Kody Steele that's why he retired
>>151236166skull mogged
Dagis were never good. Entire country and all they do is MMA. Still have 0 champs.
Why does Khabib not look that inbred compared to the rest of the Dagestanis? Is it just me?I feel like the particular way he's inbred made him less of a low IQ mong
>>151236252who does?
>>151236348most of them have resting inbred face, khabib doesnt
>>151236348mate he looks like a chimp what are you on about
been tanning and enjoying some choice pawg gilfs in the wake of anks flushing
>>151236426Just the way his eyes are set, I can make "eye contact" with any portrait of Khabib very easily whereas I feel like Islam >>151236166 has a bit of a thousand yard inbred retard stare and Ankalaev's eyes are very close setThey're kind of handsome in their way (Russian genetics doing a lot of heavy lifting) but idk Khabib looked the most normal-ish to me
Chama
Khabib literally looks like an extra from the OG Planet of the Apes
>>151236624apes have a certain intelligence to them and they are excellent grapplers
I wonder why nobody has ever applied ground and pound the way Khabib did since be retired Motherfucker would literally give up position and stand up out of a passed guard to just start laying in hammers
>>151234838Oh yeah just finish the guy your fighting not like anyone has every tried that before yeah just finish him fucking idiot retard
>>151236732they scared of gettin hit I fear
shut up my bitch
Clitia Topiglet is out and proud and looking to get ploughed. Little Hugo will develop AGP from this whole debacle. Sadly.
Pereira vs Ankalaev 2 is how Ferguson vs Nurmagomedov would have went down
>>151236984Oink for me piggy boy
None of you freaks should be criticizing how Khabib looks
Khabib look like a bitch
>>151237405oink ya pink pork panties, playa
>>151230249AnK Silva you absolutely suck!
>>151236583Its rough getting old b...I remember jelquing to MILFs...then it became gilfs....when does it end? Food for thought.
>>151230249>But Jiri has a SAMURAI SpiritThats literally the only reason 'Jerry' fans try and justify a trilogy
Throwing 12 to 6 elbows is cowardly
>>151237702Gooning to caskets
>>15123773712-6 elbows arent even damaging, punches as ground and pound or regular elbows do more damage
Khabib, Islam, and Umar go to a ski lodge, and there aren't enough rooms, so they have to share a bed. In the middle of the night Khabib, sleeping on the right, wakes up and says, "Brazza I heff dis wild dream of getting handjob!" Umar, sleeping on the left, wakes up and unbelievably he's had the same dream too. Then Islam wakes up and says, "Dis is funny brazza, I dreamed I was skiing!"
>Benson Henderson invented leg kicks in 2011 bro trust me
Ghost of Prochazka
>>151237736Ulberg is a fraud and a charisma vacuum, being a based retard is enough frankly,
>>151237759Give me an foot sticking out of it and I can see myself working with taht in 15 years
Remember when the goymob tried to tell us that 'PVZ' was a goddess of beauty
>>151236732Fedor liked to do the same, most fighters just don't have that innate dawg to be truly great at GNP. It's a rare skill to be a real monster at it like those two or Glover. Still think of how badly he fucked up smiff.
>>151237862You're a grown man caring about 'charisma' of fighters in the ultimate fighting championship .. Ulberg just knocked Reyes out in 95 seconds, outpointed Jan in a SD, beat Volkan who was on a 2 fight W streak, knocked out 'Atomic' Alonzo who is just fraud checked 2 undefeated prospects
do flying knees ever work in championship fights?
>>151237925You are gay. Go suck off Ulberg he sucks
>>151237945Meng beat Askren for the Lineal One Championship Welterweight belt
a 2 fight W streak
>Out for 2 years because of Knee injury loss against Jan>Comes back at UFC 300 in a #1 contender fight against Jerry, gets broken in R2, completely defenseless from how gassed he was>6 months later (no wins) returns against Big Ank in another #1 contender fight, processed to forget how to strike/fight in generalIs Rakic just the jobber of this era
>>151237965Its gay to want a deserving new contender to get a titleshot after an impressive victory?>>151238003yep 2 fight winning streak, w is short for winning
>>151237885she is, now
>>151238108pvz is chopped
Magomed would've beat the shit out of Glover
UFC
>>151238151disgusting whore
THAT PART
>>151235941You can be 18 in HS btw>>151234557Yan will collect his jaw>>151231708Schaub broke this dude >>151231274He looks out of shape.. Im starting to believe the broken rib and injury stuff
Is it really true Ilia got cucked
Who is this person replying to me with their busted ass waifu?
>>151238269yes mate
>>151238125elbows too pointy, huh?
>>151238269OH IT'S TRUE IT'S DAMN TRUE
>>151238285face is ugly>>151238269bro got cucked by a mexican bvll
Reminder that Ilia's wife supposedly has a very successful businessNobody knows what this business isThere's no proof of this business existing outside id some articles that talk about it in vague termsBut supposedly she's very successful and independently wealthy and she was doing 'business' in miami
>>151238375it's probably something gay like an exclusive boutique
>>151238375handjob parlor
>>151238375She’s an influencer/model it’s not that deep she just says “business” to make it sound more like an actual job
>>151238375Its her fathers business, her dad owns a Mexacorp in Mexico and her mom is the head of some health company
>>151238375That business?Kvass
>Gifts you pair of Oakleys
Flatulated myself to sentience
>>151238269Topturo is an old school gangster, he would’ve beat the shit out of Georgina and probably killed whoever fucked her if that’s true
>>151238560Ilia is 5'4
>>151238591so taller than you?
>>151238505reminds me of
What does Freddy the Ferret think about Topuria leaving his step mom?
>>151238505I wish Alex would have heemed Zuck right there and then.
TKOs are not heems
>>151238505STRAIGHT UP OUT THE WATER WITH MY MARK ZUCKERBERG GOGGLES
>>151238610great replacement is completely justified man>>151238619Poatan isnt actually that hard of a hitter, Azamat probably hits harder punch for punch>>151238614Poatans a 40 year old who probably doomscrolls facebook views Zuck as a god
technically technical knockouts aren't knockouts
technically technical knockouts are technically knockouts
>>151238608Monitor pal
>>151238686They're literally me except messican>>151238611Isn't she his birthgiving mother
>>151238715no, hugo is full georgian. topurias new girl is mexican and only the mom of topiglets daughter
Never liked the little freak anyway he looks like a hasbulla that parks your car outside a gala
>>151234595Islam losing to JDM and Merab defending his title 3 more time in a years time are both somewhat likely, Merab would at that point hold the consecutive win record and likely for a long time.
Remember when Topuria looked like an Arab mogger in his UFC early fights? His hair was like bushy and hair sort of long, then all of a sudden he has this gay buzzcut and tapered beard
>>151238678I still don't see you. How short are you??
>>151238803BREAKING NEWS: Fighter adopts new hairstyle.
>>151238829He looks like he got colonized and converted from a pagan religion to
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ank is unironically unbeatable in fights that go 5 rounds, hes one of those dudes that you NEED to finish, because technically hes too good
>>151238887lost to old man jan
>>151238887He lost to Jan
>>151238876He looked indian until he got pussy?
>>151238887Paul Craig did both
>>151238896He won 4 rounds, the only round you can even argue for Jan is when Mag got visibly rocked from the leg kick, but he still took Jan down and won the rest>>151238897He looked like a chad
This is what house wives use to look like.. Why cant WMMA fighters even look remotely close to this when training full time? Male fighter are all chiseled on weigh in day and muscular and lean on fight night>>1512389023 rounder and finish while down 2.9 rounds
Ilia Topuria star of Ratatouille
how many times has Alex broken his foot?
>>151238965like twice
>>151238976I think more. When he was fighting Jiri, Joe said he fought some dude with a broken foot
>>151238811Very disrespectful
>>151238965if he doesnt want to break his foot he should stop snapping his big toe in half by kicking with his bunion
>>151238988Hill he had broken toes
All I do is mingeMinge minge minge
Gmhh
Lighter.Mans.Skill.
Wallahi you are gay
put him Ulberg
As far as stoppages go, late stoppages make people upset but they get over it. Early stoppages create doubts that last forever.
>>151239001
ulberg sucks
As far as stoppages go, early stoppages make people upset but they get over it. Late stoppages create Chris Benoit.
As far as stoppages go, it is only definite if they stop moving.
Jiri would've won the 1st Poatan fight if the fight didnt get stopped that fucking early
>>151239092I just like tobias snapping a girl with a muumi bag
Nigger
Stoppages are the coward’s way out, for fighters too afraid to engage in extraneous combat sessions.
late stoppages get guys like dan hardy fired, early stoppages keep them employed
>>151239124hey man don’t fucking say that
>>151239124Schifo e vergogna
Gamrot is fucked
Marc Goddard is a block head!
Mini Khabib is livehttps://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTH7jYD7tx1fR-LG50I/
>>151239122That dude’s a creep.
>>151239124
>>151239170
>>151238228Did fight fairy gain weight? She looks like a chubby boy
>>151239170Does she really like mma that much?
>>151239182Y tho
Poatan with grown bowl cut is cute>>151239180Maybe, but her face has never been defined.
>>151239173Talmbout the toblerone tryst?
>>151239192He said Conor won the third round.
>>151239170Mini khabib? Darling? Light of my life?I’m not gonna hurt ya. I’m just gonna heem your brains in. Just gonna heem them right the FUCK in
>>151239185>does a woman really like mma that muchyou fucking retard she's an attention whore
man i never deeped until now that pereira is the first champ to solve a dagestanithat's crazy
>>151239206Leave her alone, she legit has autism
>>151239207Patchy Mix outgrappled Tiger Magomedov
>>151239214Your helwani masters don't care about that
>>151239207Are you retarded? Merab beat Umar.
>>151239235isn't he from the dagestan region or whateverdoesn't really count
*THE* Sphere??
What did CHAMA mean by this?https://www.youtube.com/shorts/7MQMnbdaM1k>>151230249
>>151239235Umar won that fight
>>151231301Both fights were memes
poomar didn't even get a split decision lmaooooo
>>151239246they were being gay towards eachother, promoting degenracy
>>151239182BASEDif you're not personally blocked by every heem social media personality you are a fake one
Sure we’ve seen Poatan knocked out cold, but we’ve never seen him beg for his life like a pussy
If you fought in the UFC, would you wear Full Length shorts?
Muslim men are required to hide their belly button. They need to design shorts to do this
>>151239279I’m wearing speedo
>>151239297we’ll give em diapers
>>151239279haramkalaev wears the short ones
There's a very high chance that Magomed Ankalaev is a virgin, he's one of the only Dagestani's that has no wife and none of these guys are allowed to even date, much less have sex before marriage.. Ank is a virgin legend and hope for a lot of us
>>151239335Ankalaev has never been inside a Muslima pussy?
>We have been humbled. We hamble now. Tsank you Arex. Chama!!
IT'S UPhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD0kRrDMcWkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD0kRrDMcWkhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dD0kRrDMcWk
>>151239326Khabib - Full length Umar - Full lengthUsman - Full lengthIslam - Full lengthTagir - Full lengthSaid - Full lengthKhamzat - Varies, full length, short loose, open with boxers underneathAnkalaev - Short loose
>>151239370imagine taking the time to compile this list
>>151239382If youre a casual just say so
>>151239382MMA is all they have in life because they lose at everything else. And I use “they” loosely because the brazza fanboys here aren’t from the Caucus.
>>151239382bodified that freakazoid
>>151239398what exactly are englishcuckies good at
>>151239411bodied that freak
>>151239276Isn't that magomed ankalaev who informed the world that he would beat pereira like he stole from him?
>>151239411>>151239428Name anything that brazzas do we better
>>151239436Grammar, sanjay
>>151239436good morning saar
>0 (zero) american champs for ufc white house
>>151239436anything combat, culture and tradition related
>>151239447American hero Jeremy "Lil Heathen" Stephens will be representing the United States against Gooby for the BMF Championship
do you think the brazzas or the welsh fuck more sheep?
>>151239447kayla harrisons meng is bigger than yours
>>151239470The fans
>>151239454You have less champs today in boxing and MMA and in history. You are speaking English. I rest my case.
Pink panthress looks like she smells off
>>151239487that's all my old creampies
>>151239460mike perry made that dude quitking von died 5 years ago...
Ilia cannot don the incel mantle, he’s not built for itGay sleeps him in the second off leg heem
>>151238269Everyone gets cucked at some point in their life, baby
>>151239494Don't you shower them before putting them in an uber
>>151239499This ic3 was literally 5'3
>>151231747nobody aaghposts anymore
The Muslim in this thread really seems to hate Alex and Ilia for some reason
>>151239525
where are the villagers from Khabibs town now
Joe. Motherfucking. Pyfer.
>>151239559As good a disinfectant as any bappa
>khalil proved bodykick to grounded opponent works>nobody does it ever again
>>151239545You should see him on dricus
>>151239593theres 0 opportuinity to throw a bodykick to grounded opponent
ank WILL rotate 180 degreesput tongue back in his mouthand open his eyes back
head kicks to grounded opponents would be allowed if poofc weren't such fucking pussies
>>151239605I take note of it whenever it happens and it happens a lot
why are white people supporting a brazilian
>>151239621example
>>151239636bully b is special
>>151239633hmm let me think...*sucker punches you and kicks your lifeless body*
>>151239624he's cool and racism is cringe
>>151239644i wouldnt go out from a sucker punch
>>151239654it's the ones you dont see b
We will regain our belt>>151239653you are sami
Jiri doesn’t have the tools to beat Poatan
>>151239669he does though, takedown threat, taller and longer than Poatan, straight puncher, pressure heavy, can outdog and fight in the clinch. He almost won the 1st fight having Poatan rocked a couple times
>>151239690>takedown threat>almost won the 1st fight
>>151239690He’s multiple levels below Poatan and that’s fine. Beating Rakic, Hill and Rountree isn’t good enough to beat Poatan. He just doesn’t have the skill, rushing in like a retard can only take you so far.
>>151239335he has a son
>>151239702Poatan goes straight back when people rush him like a retard, Bruno Silva had succes, Jiri had success and Rountree did too. Poatan just goes straight back if u pressure him, Ank also had succes. Poatan always looks for the perfect counter or just doesnt throw at all and just backs up.. Silv and Rountree were too short to capitalizeJiris arms will catch Poatan from just going straight back how he was doing in the 1st and 2nd fight.
>>151239717If Jiri had success in the first fight why didn’t he capitalise on it in the second fight? Why would a third fight be any different?
it's true jiri can't beat pereira but he can beat ankalaev and that fight should be nextlet pereira zeem ulberg in the meantime
>>151239735Ank beats Jiri 9/10 sadly. His technique is just too sloppy.
>>151239717what you fail to notice is that pereira doing this is exactly what sets up his left hook, which is how he got jerry in the first fight. He got clipped a couple times from the weird angles (not 'rocked', that's pure cope) but he was setting up that trap the whole time.
>>151239731the 2nd fight was short notice and Jiri did have success in the 1st round until Poatan did something he rarely does, actually angle off and counter off the backfoot when someone closes distance on him
Word on the street is Ilia has broken up with his mrs
>>151239763Wtf does “success” matter if you end up getting heemed?
>>151239605There is. After dropping someone, instead of changing levels to get double unders to then wind up on top, just soccer kick the body. Or like Khalil, just standing up while controlling the opponent when they're on all fours. Most fighters just don't want to give up that position, or if they do, they choose to break the action and back up so the ref stands the other guy back up. Another problem is no one is training it and soccer kicking their partner when sparring. So it's probably less instinctual to do.
>>151239787conor was beating the shit out of nate, lost, cameback and beat the shit out of him for 5
I think we can all agree on the fact that Jiri heems Alex 8/10 times.
hello?
>>151239942from the other sideeee
>>151239981Poatan trying to long guard with his back to the fence and swinging 2 lefthooks at nothing
Some crazy fights being planned for december
if we're being honest with ourselves jiri looked like absolute shit against khalil
>>151240009idk how he didn't have some kind of lower body injury with how he was moving, i guess he was just trying something new and it didn't work
I have a joke>dagestani striker
Jiri discovered defense. He will HEEM Pereddit in the trilogy
>>151240009like really fucking horrendous, not even against Volkan and Rakic did he look that bad. Against Hill he looked really good
>>151240009ulberg will wipe the floor with him, i don't know how anyone could think otherwise
>>151240013he might well have had, i also thought the canvas might've been slippy, saw merab slip at one pointhe wasn't committing to anything in the first 2 rounds eitherstrange because he had his best performance yet against jamawl and looked much improved
>>151240031that's because hill is a bum
>>151240033ulberg is shit and his power is overrated, jiri walks him down and outdawlgs him
>Poatan - Single father who keeps entering meaningless relationships>Jiri - GF is hideous>Ank - Virgin>Ulberg - Single in his 30s>Rountree - Ugly gf>Jan - Fat wife>Rakic - Wife is hideous>Hill - Wife is cute>Reyes - Wife is a DIME PIECEAt the end of the day Dominick Reyes is winning
>>151240052that worked against rountree because he's easier to land on and he doesn't have to fear his power. ulberg is a safe technical fighter who will knock his ass out if he tries doing that
>Reyes got married yesterday
>>151240052he has enough power to punish his aggression
>>151240052Ulbergs accuracy and counter punching would put Jiri face down out cold>>151240067Rountree is a manlet too and was whiffing bc how big Jiri was, Ulberg is almost Jiris same size
Ulberg doesn't pass the eye test
>>151240096he does though, this is probably how Jiri goes out. Ulberg jabs him, Jiri backs up and does that shit where he swipes his face before reengaging, Ulberg knocks him out either when Jiri gets agressive or doesnt let him reset
>the trilogy, alex
>>151240110Jiri looks so ugly here
>>151240096truthful post
I could wrestle this whole thread down and put them in a guillotine
>>151239661
Ulberg literally trains at CKB with Israel, no one has given Poatan more trouble than Israel, if you guys dont see how Ulberg can beat Poatan you are blind
Why was Reyes just frozen? He decied to NOT throw the left straight after all and just pulled it and got knocked out
if ulberg fights pereira 4 times he might win once
>>151240135Being this disrespectful while also being a 0 defense champ is sickening and exposes his whole fake nice guy act. Dissapointing
Ulberg went life and death with Oezdemir's corpse and Ooz wasn't even good when he was alive
>>151240144Ulberg did Reyes in in 1, Reyes was beating Poatans ass in sparring.. nuff said
>>151240149Oezdemir is legit in his prime right now, hes never been that good, but he actually sets up his punches, hes not super good at it, but its still better than he was fighting DC and Reyes before.. Ulberg broke his 2 fight winning streak with ease
Rakic unironically wrestlefucks Pereira to a decision
Ulberg literally ducked Smiff
>>151240179so did pereira
when I google "ilia topuria" the first result is rafa garcia.
Smith would've humbled Pereira
WE are now single
>>151240251go to sleep man
Gaethjesisters...I'm shaking in fear
>>151240067the whole narrative going into Jiri vs Khalil was that Khalil was a safe technical fighter, kek
if Arman is the Batman of the UFC, whose the Superman?
>>151234838Knock out Merab? With that cinderblock of a head? He took the best shots of Sugah Sean, and tanked that shit.
OOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>>151240306gaethje by ko
>>151240330Nigga lost a leg
chat, is it too late to hop on the zalbeast hype train?
Gaethje heeming topiglet would be pure cinema
>>151240330kek I just noticed the belt
>>151240314Superman is from Kansas, so Bryce Mitchell
>>151240385he was born on krypton
>>151240369it will happen
>>151240330Average Khabib opponent pre-UFC
frank shamrock looks like a fucking holocaust survivor now
>>151240310yeah but he doesn't have the size and power of ulberg. part of being safe is opponents being afraid of getting countered
>>151240455You refering to Khalil?
>>151240431Weekend at Kenny's
>>151240477yes
>>151240069Getting married a week after getting brutally heemed is crazy work.
No more cham-ACK
>>151240420>khabibs average pre-ufc opponent is a ufc belt holder with iq so high they can rival ganes closest discipleschills
i feel bad for ankalaev, abdelaziz is the one who began the trash talkof course ankalaev could say no to ali, fire him, and get a new manager, so he's still at fault, but ali has done him more harm than benefit at this pointL ali abdelaziz
imagine kwabib's hollering when pisslam is down 3-1 and Giacomo stuffs another one of his takedown.
why did Jones bother die at just 39? heart destroyed by peds?
>>151240567Ankalaev cannot have another manager and be cleared to fight in the US. Ali's whole thing is he keeps an eye on Muslim fighters to make sure they're not extremists
>>151240609
Thoughts?
>>151240638Fluffy willl annahilate that bitch
How much did his family pay Dana to let him fight for the title
Gane bros how we feeling?
>>151240691caged, ganebro
>>1512405923x9 upside down is 666 it was a satanic ritual
>>151240690Zaddy putin put in a favour through Thiel's sphere of influence. The tapes of Dana taking a steaming f*ck it Friday fueled shit on Jellybean's head will remain safely sealed... For now.
>>151240691Locktober Lows
Gane finna get zeemed
I wish you would step back from that ledge, my friendYou could cut ties with all the lies that you've been living inAnd if you do not want to see me againI would understand, I would understand
>>151240757belal tier champ
>>151240757Strickland tier champ
Magomed Ankalaev wins in title fights: 1 Belal Muhammad wins in title fights: 1 Tomala Harrispinall wins in title fights: 0
>>151240776
>>151240776Magomed Ankalaev shameful performances: a lotBelal Muhammad shameful performances: a lotTomala Harrispinall shameful performances: 0
Well I wonder Do you hear me when you sleepy?I hoarsely cryWell I heemDo you see me when we fight?I half-diePlease keep me in mindplease keep me in mindGasping but somehow still aliveThis is the fierce last stand of all I amGasping, dying but somehow still aliveThis is the final stand of all I amPlease keep me in mind
>>151240822
>the brazzas got fish to wrestleSend fish 2-3 years ocean and forget
>ilia's wife got BBC'dOH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHAHAHHAHAAH MANLETS WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>>151240911
>>151240527Very odd thing to say
I just woke up from a dream>white house day>pereira vs jones>lazy bones>almost gets chama'd>eyepoking starts>poaCHAD gets mad and starts beating the black sissy up>jonny starts hugging>gets kneed on the face>amerisisters watch in shock as their "GOAT" gets mauled by the CHAMAGOD>JD Vance walks out early in shame>Donald John Trump walks to Poatan and offers him American citizenship on live TV>translators tell poatan what trump just said>he looks at camera and says CHAMA
>>151240963
>>151240967>when you fr get high cause you not smoking by yourself
>>151240973Many such cases!
>>151240963Kino
new thread mr slave!
>>151241072
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>>151241102chama
