The AFC Fucking Sucks
First for gay bussy general
>>151242537NFL should strip LaMeme of one of his MVPs and give it to Burrow
>Ravens lost>Bills lost>Chiefs lost>Eagles lost
Lets try being straight this time.
The Chargers died for no reason
Mahomes is a Rice baby
They haven't been the same since this happened
Mina
>>151242537TUNAK TUNAK TUNTUNAK TUNAK TUNTUNAK TUNAK TUNDA DA DATUNAK TUNAK TUNTUNAK TUNAK TUNTUNAK TUNAK TUNDA DA DATUNAK TUNAK TUNTUNAK TUNAK TUNTUNAK TUNAK TUNDA DA DA
Tay Tay is gonna FREAK
my toe hurts
>the earliest the Chiefs can get over .500 is week 7Lmfao
Bakey WILL be the MVP this year.
Giants are winning this Thursday.
>>151242557Yeah let's get straight to the bussy
>>151242578Rice will be back :)
Lions are fucked vs my pissed off chiefs
TayTay used to pick up her boyfriend from school.
>>151242585You were saying that about Xavier too
>>151242580i put money on him and goff last night, its gotta be one of them
>>151242587She’s a pedophile creep
>gets tripped by own lineman. >struggles to get off the ground for nearly three seconds. >by all means should be down. >somehow never gets touched, breaks a tackle, scores the game-winning touchdown. This would be the funniest touchdown if it was not for the cardinals pick-to-fumble touchdown.
>>151242577bros i think im in love
>>151242605Meme QBs are the funnest to watch
bearsies
>choofs offense is trash>ravens defense has collapsed and lamar is hurt>burrow is kill>steelers have done well but their schedule gets more difficult from here and aaron is old>broncos have a strong defense and good offensive weapons but bo is still inconsistent>bills are missing key defensive pieces too>maye is looking good but the pats have a bunch of holes on the roster>jags have done well but relied on turnovers which may not be sustainable>texans haven't looked good except for dunking on the trash ravens>colts are decent i guesssucks that there's no clear elite team in the AFC
>>151242613Finner boutta get GAPED in Washington (again)
>>151242586I think Taylor will finally show up again, too
>>151242614i forgot the chargers>extensive injuries yet again especially on the o-line
>>151242614>colts are decent i guessDanny Dimes is looking like Josh Allen out there. They're the only real threat.
>>151242614>sucks that there's no clear elite team in the AFCthe colts you big dummy
>>151242578Lions, raiders, redskins, @billsYeah, they are only winning one of those.
>>151242618>still confusing this team with the flailing EberflusesBenny Dynasty will have us ready after the bye
what do we think about the Rams?
>>151242620We need this. America needs this
>>151242633fake, plastic, no fans
>>151242633They just lost to the 9ers practice squad
>>151242633Pee pee poo poo
>>151242626>>151242628>beat the fins (trash)>beat the broncos (decent)>beat the tits (trash)>lost to the rams>beat the raiders (trash)they have one decent win and that's it. so, i don't trust them yet
>>151242639Neither "LA" team has any fans. If you saw the crowd during the Rams and Chargers HOME games, the stands were full of red
Jimmy kimmel has been on fire lately, looking forward to his post game shows now
>>151242614Are the jags elite
i'm taking the points and betting on the bengals. if you're smart, you will too
>>151242632Bearsies won't be able to stop 5, sorry to say. Your offense might look good though
>>151242649>Jimmy kimmel has been on fire latelyyeah kinda like a flaming bag of shite
>>151242652>My Bucs>losing to detoiletLMAO
>>151242646>they have one decent win and that's it. so, i don't trust them yetthey only lost to the rams because their retarded player let go of the ball before crossing the plane
>>151242649He sucks, he's the talk show equivalent of SNL
>>151242652>Ravens making the playoffs lol
>>151242651if they had bortles? yes. but i don't trust the blonde nose picker
>>151242659He was literally right about everything, sorry you are too miserable to enjoy light hearted fun
Wtf is going on
>>151242652vgh the high scoring kinob owl
>>151242661>they lost because they couldn't properly instill discipline in their playerspathetic
>>151242652I think you forgot something
>>151242652>Loins>Making an Owl
>>151242672>light hearted fun>HAHAHAHAHAHA did you see that MAGA get popped?? They're trying to say it wasn't them who did it!!!Wow very Disney and communist approved, much comedy hehehehehehe
>>151242652this is the only acceptable and correct bracket
>>151242702Do you mind deleting this?
>>151242652Skinz are NOT losing to the Bucs
>chiefs loss to this
>>151242713Sure, np
/nfl/ meetup where we compare cock sizes/cuteness/suckability when?
>>151242727You can delete posts?
Bakey gonna make 'em quakey in 2 weeks
>>151242739bruh
>>151242741Damn 2 straight losses for the Lions
>Ravens lose LaMar>completely and utterly incapable of even competing with the 1-3 Texans at home, get blown out>niners lose Purdy, Jennings, Pearsall, Aiyuk, Bosa, Kittle, Bartch, Mustapha, and two more defensive players during the game>beat the rams on the road in overtime
What did she mean by this?
>>151242675We're 5 weeks into the season. There's always fuckery this early on. Now if it holds like this after 12 weeks I'll be laughing my ass off.
>>151242757power of good staff, ravens don't know about that
>chiefs lost to this
>>151242761Talking about Roger Goodell>>151242757That win was insane desu
>>151242761Finally, some refreshing honesty for once
totally not due to the league condoning gambling
I made a thing
>>151242652>chiefs missing the playoffsAbsolutely unthinkable. They get 2 free wins against the raiders at minimum, and they're only 1 game below .500 with 12 games left. And given that the AFC is an absolute mess this season, 9-8 may very well get you in the playoffs.I don't know if they'll win their division, have a good record, or go very far, but they're not going to outright miss the playoffs. The Ravens are more likely to miss than the Chiefs.
>>151242724Damn, he was looking right at the camera too.
>>151242739I wish I could delete your posts as well
>>151242761Why did she become such a whore? She used to be so wholesome...
>>151242795They were hiring jannies did you submit?
>>151242798anon wouldn't know what to do with that kind of money
>>151242797>become
>>151242782gee I wonder why
>>151242798Fuck no, I've managed to not get doxed for almost 2 decades, I'm not about to hand over my personal information to them just so they can handle it like retards.
>>151242790>And given that the AFC is an absolute mess this season, 9-8 may very well get you in the playoffsThe AFC South is going to have one of the wildcards, and one of the other wildcards is coming from the Chiefs division, leaving them to fight with the Patriots for the last spot, with the Patriots having the easier remaining schedule
>>151242822Patriots could genuinely go 12-5 or better
>>151242816Sportsbooks make money regardless of the outcome. That's the foundation of their entire business model.
Does anyone have updated stat on white QB vs black QB games this year?
LE’VEON NO
>>151242797She was always a whore. She's had what, 15 boyfriends that she's publicly dated? And that's only the ones everyone knows about .
>>151242830it's about Sabrina Carpenter retard, that's why she has a guest feature on the album
>>151242840>>151242815Ok but at least she didn't used to sing so openly about being a whore.
>>151242830It's about sucking satan's cock is what it is
>>151242761Ayo muh dick #bars
>>151242838low IQs should not be given this much money. NFL players should have their money stolen and redistributed to white nerds who make the economy run better.
>>151242840>dating around until you find your perfect match instead of destroying multiple lives by rushing into a marriage that's doomed to fail is LE BAD!:/
>travis hunter isn't worth the #2 pickAPOLOGIZE
>>151242840chiefspie hated this one
>>151242859This is the plot of the new Silent Hill game
>>151242859>yes, women, the only way to find a good man is to fuck 100 men! surely this will give you no lasting psychological damage and trust issues you will project onto your future relationships! the more men you fuck, the better odds you have!Oy vey.
>>151242859>swifty fans thinking their worn out 40yo pussies will get them a kelce
>>151242856circular economy, paid by long nose tribe, then they give all their money to merchants and money handlers
>>151242856if you're rich then you are high IQ, if you're poor then you are low IQsimple as
taylor swift is trans. if you cant see that then idk what the fuck to tell you
is maye brady's secret love child?
>>151242865>meanwhile the #19 pick in the same draftsame defensive contribution too LMAO
>>151242844Check the full lyrics theres clearly a very negative tone"this empire belongs to me"
>>151242840all women are whores
>>151242564She is in full on Herbert defense mode right now
>>151242885Ebuka is the definition of overperforming
>>151242903he probably doesn't even know who she is
justin herbert ran out of pussy juice
>>151242883My two GOATs :)
>>151242883idk, all ypipo look the same to me
>>151242914Brady and Dov?
>>151242879i once stumbled on a reddit or a X where they talk about how all these famous people are actually trannies. They analyze the gait and shoulder to hip ratio and all that stuff. I forget the name.
>>151242883He looks more like his son than his own children
>>151242761I think she's implying she's a tranny.
All jokes aside it is hard to hate on Tom Brady hes such a good dude. Did not deserve to be cucked by a brazilian fight instructor
>>151242921Way back when women weren't allowed to act in plays so they had the roles of women filled by prepubescant boys
>>151242859what is a perfect match? It's weird how prior generations were made up of people who met when they were 17 and had 6+ kids and were together for 50 years until they died within 4 months of each other. Even the (((social engineers))) who promoted Swiftian carouseling lived a life like this, and still do.
Sam Darnold
Shart Fartnold
>>151242933At least now he's just banging whoever he wants (openly) and didn't get ass raped financially in a divorce.
>>151242934imagine being Gisele's new kid... your dad is some fucking broke karate guy but your half-siblings' dad is... Tom Brady.
>Choofs and Toxins have same record.Wot in tardation?
>>151242938He would be the best MVP of all time if late 4th quarters didnt exist
Let's talk about the Jets
>>151242960Let's not.
>>151242935prior generations of people grew up in tighter communities where you got to know people and learned how to be socially healthy. the tighter networks meant that a relationship didn't have to accomplish everything on its own. it's still a bit like this in rural areas
>>151242883its hilarious that the jets, browns, burrs, toxins, phins, etc... all struggle tremendously to find a good QB, meanwhile the Pats just suck for 2 years then immediately draft a franchise QB that is already near the top 10 QBs in the league. Also the Titans are retards for getting rid of Vrabel, like what the actual fuck was that decision.
>>151242960Aaron Glenn seems like a dogshit hire. He wasn't even a good DC.
>>151242918Yes
HAHAHAHAHAHA
>>151242669lameme won't be out long and they have a piss easy schedule
>>151242991Delete this
>>151242977The Jets hired two defensive coaches in a row and the offense still is mediocre, how could it be?
>the Colts are the first seed in the AFC right nowLmao
5-0 fantasy chads how we feeling?
>>151242976I think people forgot that Vrabel took the Titans and Ryan Tannehill to the AFCCG in his second year there.
>>151242991They'll be behind the Bears next week
>>151243005I don't play fantasy but I'm somehow in the top 5 on pick em despite making some retarded picks the past few weeks
>>151243002Jets have the 2nd-worst scoring defense. They're giving up 31.4 a game
>>151242976Aren't the Tits ran by some hysterical woman owner?
>Lions CB Terrion Arnold received positive news on his second opinion, will not need shoulder surgery and is now expected to return this season
>>151243043>comes back>shoulder explodes
>>151243032You cant legally own women anymore anon
>>151243043Based. I seethe in the moment when he gets penalties but we desperately need TA
>>151243043>returns>gets injured immediately >has to get surgery I've seen this episode before
>>151243023they have good defensive players, but that doesn't matter if they don't get rest
>>151243004ball knowers knew this would happen
>>151243070ball knowers don't care about the gAyFC and know who wins it is irrelevant in the grand scheme of things
>>151243004Since minute 1 of the season they casted Anthony Richardson aside and made Danny Jones captainThis shit aged like wine
>>151243076Afc is better than the nfc thoughever
>>151243064having him out for a few weeks will be a good lesson for the retards who want him benched because they only hear his name when he gets penalized
>>151243070They still need to beat a team that's worth a shit first (Which is nobody because the AFC is asscheeks)
The AFC is dogshit. The NFC is where real ball is played.
>>151243081What happened to that nog anyways Why did they have daniel jones start over him
Upsets this weekJets over BroncosPanthers over Cowboys Dolphins over ChargersFalcons over Bills
>>151242977Glenn is definitely gone after this year, but the QB situation alone shows you how terrible the org is run. Kevin O'Connell, for instance, would never trot out a QB room of a notoriously inconsistent, unproven Justin Fields and and a 36 year old Tyrod Taylor. They hired another retarded regime they have to fire ASAP
>>151243093Last I heard he wanted to be traded to the Rams or something
>>151243093He was so bad that if you gave him a perfect situation to throw at a wide open receiver he would hit the target 30% of the time
>>151243095Browns over Steelers
>>151242977I thought he did well with all the injuries my loins had on defense last year but he couldn't deal with a mobile qb and his replacement can>>151243043I hope he's back for the bucs game. Can't really survive with just Amik Robertson and practice squad players
>>151243095>lists 4 upsets >3 of them are Bills, Broncos and Chargers assblasted Chiefs fan detected
>>151243105El em ay oh no
>Next three games for the Pats is the Aints, Tits, and Browns Looks like an easy 6-2
>>151243114Your average trumptard
bros, how do i get mommy to notice me?
>>151243113Chiefs also beat the lions this week
>>151243114Dont show him chatgpt
>>151243114that's been proven false, retard
>>151242933Good people don't get plastic surgery
>>151243114whatever method he used, at least he didn't sign Jeudy
>>151243114This retard has to be the worst owner in the league
>>151243148jerry jones and mike brown?
kwab status?
>>151243158Jones no, mike brown maybe
>>151243114Honestly, he'd probably be making better decisions if he was actually using Madden stats
>>151243093He had a completion percentage of 47% last season and the team was still in the playoff race until the very end. The Colts needed someone who could throw a league average accurate pass to be a contender.
>>151243105it's happening. Judkins will run all over that fraudulent Stoolers D.
They're calling for communist revolution on the Jets sub
>>151243167Hes a very emotional dude :/ hopefully he'll use this as fuel
>>151243167Kayfabe so they beat the lions cause theyre "serious" after that absolute performance of a loss >GET THE FUCK UP TREVOR YOURE SUPPOSED TO RUN IT IN HERE >WE KNOW WE CANT HIT YOU SO HURRY THE FUCK UP
>>151243132>raiders beat tits>chiefs lose to wionsWelcome back to the basement nigger
UFL superiorNFL racist and inferior
>>151243129Get bad grades in school and say it's cause you can't focus because you're always thinking about girls. If only there was a way to get girls off your mind.
>>151243181Based
It's still wild to me that people really thought the Chiefs/Mahomes were gonna be the next Pats/Brady.
>>151243181>sheradeSo this is the power of cab drivers and hot dog vendors
>>151243186Im a Bronco fan i just know the league. For example the Jets are already in London practicing cause theyre serious about winning Sunday while the broncos are getting high after beating the superbowl champs and will get /TRAPPED/
>>151243197They just assumed Mahomes is going to be as good as Brady was for how long he played. He is already regressing as a player.
>>151243187Hey friend :)
>>151243186>raiders beatStopped reading there
>>151243214>>151241622>>151241622
>Top 10 in Point Differentials going into Week 6Who are you most surprised by?
>>151243197Didn't the cheater go ten fucking years without a sb trophy
Was aaron donald a cheater?
The Chiefs have good reason to fire their GM
Who is winning the division? Can one of them sweep the other or will they split?
Its crazy but the current Chiefs are in a better position than the 2023 Chiefs (that still won the Super bowl)Does this make sense?
>>151243229texans but i guess it's not surprising when you realize they just ran up the score on two shit teams
>>151243229Texans, but their point differential is pretty fraudulent
>>151243239Those Chiefs started 7-2
Did my jaggies do good last night, /sp/?
Why did the Chargers give up?
guys, i literally can't stop thinking about bussy
>>151243235the GM that produced an elite defense and snagged worthy and rice? two solid WRs? how is it the GMs fault mahomo and mr taylor swift killed their own WRs?
>>151243254No, they did the best :)
>>151243243you simply don't know ball
>>151243259
Sam Darnold would win MVP with Kyle Shanahan
>>151243258I have a severe transgender porn addiction
>>151243270I have the hiccups
>>151243255We haven't given up we are just really banged up, once we slowly start to get our boys back we will be in firing on a cylinders again
>>151243255reminder: it's not herbie's fault
>>151243254Very good
>>151243259>% or less across the board. Are the jests elite
>>151243282dang sorry for my ESL i haven't finished my coffee
>>151243254You ruined the night of millions
>>151243270i literally can't cum unless it's porn of a white tranny getting destroyed by BBC>>151243285
>Wake up: Terrion Arnold out for Season>3 hours later: Terrion Arnold expected to only be out a few weeks >Alim coming back in a week or 2>DJ Reed coming back #soonFuck it! We ball!
>>151243254The division is yours to take in
>>151243294The greatest tanking for the first overall pick team of all time
>>151243303Tips at the line are quarterbacks fault.
>>151243254Funnest game I've seen in a while
>>151243310Welcome to the jests, carson beck.
>>151243242>>151243243It’s more than just that, though that is a factor. It looks like our offense figured it out finally. And tbf we could very well be 5-0 if CJGJ was never on the team. Dude singlehandedly gave up a combined 21 points in the first 3 games.
Shout out to the Ravens backups. To be out that many guys and still be playing at the same level as the starters is impressive
>>151243262The GM that traded Joe Thuney for peanuts and let Orlando Brown Jr. walk. Mahomes has won with mediocre receiving, he has never won with an OL this bad
>>151243323>Dude singlehandedly gave up a combined 21 points in the first 3 games.Explain.
>>151243293>Viqueefs>Playoff team What are you smoking
>>151243311This, either drift to an open passing lane or bait the DLine with a pump face.
>>151243337This post made me scratch my head
>>151242605
>>151243344It’s happening. I’m an NFL scriptwriter.
>>151242652>memevay>beating the eaglespick one lel
>>151242785I laffed
>>151243322Based. Carson Beck proving all the faggot haters wrong this season
>>1512429214chan?
>>151243255That's all you can do when 5 locks in
is he right?
>black peepo is superior to whyte peepo
>>151243366He's the same player as last year thobeit
>>151243382Cant we just trade mid season? Pacheco makes me sick
>>151243382>he just needs more help
I just found this, is this real?
>>151242633Still among the best teams even though they lost against my Niners skeleton crew. Division rival games are always a little whacky.
>>151242580
>>151243405>Supeb Owl 52 logo and location You tell me anon.
>>151243382He wouldn't lead the team in rushing if they'd run the ball instead of filling the playbook with dozens of puff-passes and screens to bump up Mahomes' numbers.
>>151242592>Goof
Jaxson can't win with these cats
>>151242785Heh
>>151243382Over/Under on what that draft pick will immediately be arrested for>2:1 Racing and Fleeing an Accident>3:1 Domestic Battery>5:1 Distrupting Controlled Substances Felony Amounts>9:1 Manslaughter 2nd Degree>15:1 Homocide>30:1 Any of the above with a teammate >50:1 Any of the above with a teammate's wife>100:1 Actually a decent human
Jaxson Shart
>>151243423shitty decision and throwing mechanics
How are the panthers fans feeling about bryce young
who did it better?
>>151243129Have a good 40 time, she’s a football genius running the entire operation
I love Kareem Hunt so fucking much bros hes the perfect #2 RBId trust my life on him to secure a 4th down
>>151242605Was 95 sent by mossad to document the event
>>151243454how the fuck did he even fumble the ball
>>151243454Tardinals is funnier
trust this bussy
>>151243093Anthony Richardson was the platonic ideal of le raw athleticism that makes Reddit sois and the NFL media go nuts, except he couldn’t complete a pass and got injured every time he got hit.
>>151243454The Chiefs play is bad but that was a 1st and goal they probably wouldve scored anyway
>>151243382Fix the oline so any literally who rb can can average 4ypc then get like 3 that can run hard up the middle and 3 that are more agile and can catch and run then alternate them between between the practice squad, ir and different spots on special teams. Wala, over 2000 rushing yards in a season from running backs and you probably only spent like 8-10 million on them, less than 1 premium back and you didn't even need to burn a high draft pick. Good oline, cheap rbs, run em into the ground, dump em. Oline is the single most important offensive group in the modern nfl.
>>151243382>RB early in the draftWhy?
>Tank for Arch!What if he's bad
>14-0>decided to go to sleep because shit teams>kansASS actually lost the gameShit teams indeed.>>151242554Colts vs Lions SB. Who would have guessed?
>>151243349Its my attempt at banter but I guess it didn't go over well. Im saying the Ravens defense is shitty and its a joke that the backups are just as shitty as the starters. Ill just awe myself out of this thread. Im embarrassed
>>151243482MHJ tier qb incoming
>>151243482Arch is bad. He’s not a NFL QB
>>151243344I didn't make it. Just reposting it
>>151243489Lol I thought that was good anon i meant that in a good way
Drakey make ya quakey?
JaredGoofIsElite !!
>>151243504He's a top five QB
>>151243477jags would spike it and run 2 plays.a scramble throw awayand then an incomplete where mcduffie is completely mugging the receiver but it's ok because it's the queefsgame over
>>151243504We will live to see Mahomes vs Maye (Brady 2.0) in a super bowlBeautiful script
>>151243504Gay4Maye
>>151243506He's a top twentyfive QB
Should not be in the NFL if you can't make this catch
>>151243472Jim Irsay was just a complete retard. He did that alone.
>>151243517This is so retarded lol
>steam is dead
>>151243401who is even available? Swift?
>>151243382I remember a Chiefs fan constantly saying that Mahomes was transitioning to a pocket passer because he had less rushing yards than brock purdy last season lol
>>151243454The Berds are just pure comedy, I love it.
>>151243504I root for all my 2024 draft class bros
>>151243498wrong
>your qb has a pencil neck compared to godleb
>>151243519>Carti BI forgot all about that dumb whore
>>151243535You mean Deandre right? Id like to have him purely on the name
>>151243341There was a report that came out by DJ Bien-Aime, one of the Texans beat reporters, after they canned CJGJ, that highlighted a blown coverage by CJGJ in each of their one score loss games.>picrelThe one that is below the Buccs game highlight is a play vs the Jags where he gave up a wide open 46yd bomb late in the game which led to a touchdown because the Texans let them score in order to get the ball back so the Jags didn’t run the clock down and kick a field goal to win.
>>151243482>ifLmao, it's just committing to the tank then. 1st team with 3 consecutive overall picks
>>151243535Breece Hall
>>151243543By when will Kansas City have the balls to make the same kind of change that Washington had the courage to make?
>>151243482No one is tanking for arch now he is awful
>>151243479>Fix the OlineBut Chiefs told me they drafted the next Trent Williams who was already playing at a pro bowl level during training camp
>>151243504>patriots suck for 2 years>immediately draft a franchise qb, they already look like they're returning to their winning waysGod hates the Jets.
Why do the whites in the NFL tend to have British names (Allen, Herbert, Burrow, Maye, etc), but in the NBA tend to have non-British names? Is it because more football players come from the South?
>>151243545Damn. I didn’t realize deepthroating worked your neck muscles!
>>151243597>suck for 2 yearsOh thank fuck it's only 2020 I thought it was 2025
>>151243544Me in the back #70
>>151243602The whites who excel in basketball tend to be Slavic for some reason
>>151243602The whites in the NBA are mostly Eastern Euros
>>151243613>>151243614I meant American whites only, should have specified that. Even among American whites I'd say about 50% have non-British names. Just something I thought of when I saw this general
>yfw it's another Chiefs 49ers Super Bowl
>>151243597The funny thing is that DEI coach Mayo deliberately won a game to spite the fans and franchise and placed us from Number 1 Pick to Number 4. We still got Maye and now a better coach lol
>>151243541Based, I don't want you to win Monday but outside of that I'll cheer
>>151243629>implying the 2-3 kansASS are making the SBLMAO they are not even making the playoffsbasically Raiders-tier team
>>151243636Patty Cuckatini
Which Chiefs player did the biggest poopy yesterday?
>>151243613>for some reason>grew up poor>jobless>stand on street corners drinking>listen to hip hop>prone to unprovoked violence>illiterate >have probably been witness to or involved in a shooting>like ak47s>were known at one point to wear Adidas track suits like run dmcYou really can't figure out the correlation between slavs and basketball? Really?
T A R D I N I A L S
>>151243636Blech, ugly muttoid
>>151242782It's because no one can play defense. If teams just alternate scoring drives then inevitably someone will have the ball last and score on the final drive
>>151243629Who is the musical artist for the man who hates the Kansas City Chiefs, hates American football, hates the Super Bowl, and hates the NFL?
>>151243653Is Kyler a bigger manlet than Bryce?
>>151243657Inadequate Rabbit
>>151243653Recoiled like he got shot in the head
>>151243657The State Symphony Orchestra of the Democratic People's Republic of Korea
>>151243657Frank Zappa
>>151243423this dude reminds me to Tebow
Ratbirdbros….
>>151242865I still can't believe the gaping maw on this dude. I bet he doesn't even slice his apples, just swallows the fucking things whole like a horse or something
What if the chiefs beat the lions? Our offensive line is a sieve due to the backup LT and we're down our starter CBs
>>151242782poor Rams had a chance to make it 18
>>151243657Meatloaf or Aqua
>>151242917Yes, we're all good looking
>>151243689Wait, are the tessans good?
>>151243698Asterisk win
>>151243647Dont count us out yet!>>151243698Things go back to normal
>>151243229Patriots being in the top 10 of anything good
>>151243698Spee will have a meltdown about hiw a game from 4 years ago was a fluke and thus proves the Lions were still shit the whole time
>>151243129Be a billionaire
>>151243698The Chiefs are worse than 2023 and the Lions are better, trust the plan
>>151243703https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5osdppBHfxE&pp=ygUdYmFyYmllIGdpcmwgbWVldCB0aGUgc3BhcnRhbnM%3D
>>151243657DEVO
>>151243720They have an easy schedule, but the Bills defeat was a statement
>>151243708D is. O is not.
>>151243629>have to suffer through another niners lose>have to live with the fact that Mahomes is only considered an "all time great" now because Kyle Shanahan has dog shit crunch time play callingEnd my fucking suffering. This "Dynasty" only exists because Shanahan is a retard.
What is wrong with CJ Stroud?
What is right with CJ Stroud?
>>151243233Yeah, and then he won four moreIf Mahomes goes 10 years between rings starting now he'll just end up retiring with 3
>>151243692*blocks your path*
>>151243129Women don't belong in a competitive sport built exclusively for Men. She should be shamed, ostracized, and rejected from not only the field, but day to day operations. We don't need her. Nobody does.
I'm oddly looking forward to the game against the Patriots. I know the Saints probably aren't gonna win but I think they can at least make a fun game out of it.
>>151243337
>Bengals trade for Joe Flaccofor what reason
>>151243689>Texans opponents averaging 12ppg>losing record >Ravens opponens averaging THREE TIMES that many points>Texans have 1 more win than the Ravens
but why? the season is lost and flacco sucks
My Aryan Hero
>>151242652I support this prediction.
>>151243772Flacco is a beast and will tear it up on the bingos
>>151243728I think about this gif a lot
>>151243722>trading for a statue with that O-lineif this is true zac taylor isn't the issue with the bengals
>>151242694Lions are 4-5 in Championship games.
>>151243768Texans numbers are skewed from playing the Tits and Gayvens who scored a combined 10 points against them, none of which are from the Tits
>>151243784bingles OLine will get sleepy joe flacco killed
>>151243722based. think he starts @GB this week?
>>151243772I guess the team isn't quite ready to call the season a loss but yeah, this is pointless. Flacco will die behind that line after 2 games
>>151243597>>151243631Bill Belichick was awful from 2020-23, but OTOH he was bad enough that it enabled us to draft Maye. If he had won one (1) more game, Maye would be wasting away on the Giants. Ironically, the Patriots lost to the Giants in 2023 due to a missed chip-shot field goal, iirc.>>151243732I know, but I didn't expect them to even compete against good teams this year. I was hoping for them to get maybe maybe 7 wins and to lose by less than 2 TDs to the Bills.>>151243631Mayo could hardly even be called a coach. He wasn't even a defensive coordinator really, but more of a vibes guy/LBs coach. He unironically only got the job because he went on a trip to Israel with Robert Kraft.
>>151243768Texans first 3 games were Rams, Bucs, and Jags. It looks like they had a tough start to the season.
>>151243792A man will reach Mars first before the Lions play and win a Super Bowl.
>>151243803>Flacco will die behind that line after 2 gameMicah Parsons and TJ Watt the next two weeks. he unironically is dead
>>151243794Texans held the Rams to 14 despite 2 turnovers. Who have the Chiefs beaten faggot
>>151243809>rams >toughlmao
>>151243770>>151243772Holy based Flaccie finna be slinging it to Chase and Higgins. The ride truly never ends
>>151243809>Texans first 3 games were Rams, Bucs, and Jags.That is still no excuse for such a putrid offensive showing. If they score 16 points a game, theyd be 3-1.
>>151243722Flacco might be worse than Browning
>>151243795Broncos have the best pass rush in the league and they only got to Browning 3 times. Compare that to 6 sacks vs the Eagles
>>151243809>ramsCouldn't even beat the niners practice squad at home.>jagsMeme team.
>>151243805I actually remember that field goal miss kek. Belishart was seething. >He unironically only got the job because he went on a trip to Israel with Robert Kraft.Not surprising. He was the ultimate definition of a DEI hire, so being a shabbos goy is par for the course.
>>151243770>>151243772were Kirko and Russ not available
why nobody want kirko chainz?
WHY NOT SHITDEURYOU HAD THE CHANCE OF A LIFETIME TO RECTIFY THE SINGLE BIGGEST MISTAKE YOU MADE IN THE OFFSEASON AND YOU BLEW ITif the bungles somehow manage to make the playoffs because fucking flacco managed to keep them afloat i'm gonna end it all. but that's unlikely, he looked completely cooked in his 4 starts, i'm surprised the bungles couldn't think of a better trade target
>>151242537>bungles giving away draft capital for a band-aid starter in an already lost seasonEvery dynasty is different but all poverty franchises are alike
>>151243116My Saints will make you feel uneasy for about 3 and a half quarters before you finally pull away breathe a sigh of relief.
>>151243770Is Joe Flacco Elite?
were so back
>>151243751He was raised to believe vanity is a sin and his parents didn't keep mirrors in the house. He never took selfish or even looked at video of himself. Now he's a millionaire living in sin and one of the women from his harem asked for a mirror so he hired 2 illegal Mexicans to hang one up. He thought, "I'm richer than God now, if I want to look at myself in a mirror I'm going to do it especially if I bought it and paid 2 Mexicans to hang it up." So he looked in the mirror and he screamed because he thought there was a black guyabout to rob the place. Then he realized it was his own reflection and he fell into a fit of depression. He never realized he was black, now being a proud black man he knows he can't play QB like a whiteman anymore because he ain't no uncle tom
>>151243845sounds like a family reunion with my uncles
>>151243541I like Daniels and Maye but you can’t say anything nice about either of them without some faggot bearsfag coming in to cry about how no one respects Caleb
>>151243064I was looking for this chart yesterday when the late night host on 97.1 was shit talk'n Terrion.
HAHAHAThis is the most exciting thing to happen to the Bengals in years. Im pumped now
>>1512438445th and 6th pick swapthe real travesty is we might not get a top 5 pick now
>>151243794>texans haven’t given up more than 20 points in a game despite playing the Rams, Buccs, and Jagsanon….
>>151243212this really shows how smoothbrain people are. Tom Brady is 1 of 1. The first guy that came out looking good automatically became the next Tom Brady and assumed he would be as durable and effective and as long lasting as Brady, simply because Tom Brady was the last thing they held in their head. The fact that nobody existed before Tom Brady was irrelevant, because Tom Brady existed, now there will always be a Tom Brady. That's also when we started seeing people claim every good mid-30s QB was going to play to 45, because of course Brady did it. The NBA sort of went through this when MJ retired, and were desperate to find the next MJ, but I think it hurt the NFL media a bit more because Brady is a White Chad and they were desperate for a black to be successful.
>>151243858Why don't you respect Caleb? Nobody respect Caleb. Enough with this nonsense.
Flacco unironically could be a great pull for the bungles. at least he knows where the ball needs to go, Browning simply can't read defenses.
This is a win for Shedeur
>>151243845>Darth Maul get up Based
>>151243829a) they were taking it easy so they could be fresh againt the iggles and b) that doesn't fit my narrative
>>151243813>noooo you can't just apply context you have to look at stats in a vacuumOk retard whatever
>>151243862>corpse of Flacco behind that O line Oh you’re still very much in play for a top 5 pick
Patriots are now in the upper half of teams to win the superbowl in the eyes of degenerate gamblers
>>151243874And when Flacco plays like shit because our O-line and coaches suck, we can put the pressure back on Zac Taylor
Flacco would not have thrown those three picks that Browning threw to the lions, simple as
>>151243889>ratbirds still #6I don’t take this list seriously
>>151243891Zac Taylor won't be fired bro. Mike Brown will NEVER pay a coach to not coach
>>151243872I like him tbqh his fans need to stop acting so insecure
>>151243810First person to walk on Mars will probably be a woman desu
>>151243913It will be a Chinese man
>>151243482>Tank for Arch!He's got two more years of college.
>>151243922everyone involved with the susan g. komen foundation should be raped and beheaded
>>151243922Then you find out that NFL keeps a big percentage of that money
>inb4 Rodgers dies and the Steelers trade for him next week
>BREAKING NEWS>Joe Flacco has already been sacked 6 times as a Bengal and has a broken leg
>>151243922Now this is the Dov kino I tune in for!
>>151243792You can always tell which franchises are poverty when they start bringing up pre-merger championships.
>>151243792TRVKE
>>151243942>Flacco running the AFC North gamutHas anyone ever started for all 4 teams in a single division?
>>151243948>an NFL championship isn't an NFL championship because... well it just isn't, mmmkay?
>>151243922hilarious how Dov will throw out this red meat when he senses engagement is a bit low
>>151243482pivot to ty simpson
GRANDPA BOWL
Bussy
>>151243926>inconsistent trash talking thug with flashes of talentThe perfect Raven
>>151243926>CJGJ on route to ruin another defense>the defense in question is already the worst in the leaguelmao
>>151243965First QB that breaks a hip, loses.
Colts-Bengies AFCCGYung Flaccie vs. Flaccie :)
The Pink gloves receivers sometimes wear make them easier to cover. Ditto with the shoes.
>>151243913>>151243924So the plan is to just ship our trash there?
>>151243976burrow will be on the field if they somehow made it to the AFCCG. flacco can't win playoff games anymore
Why did the Bears take some shitter tight end over Tyler Warren that was really stupid
>>151243979Waste of resources when we can just keep dumping it in the ocean
>>151243958According to ChatGPT, no. Fitzpatrick, Sanchez, McCown, and Gradkowskip played for 3/4 teams in a division, though. Flacco gets to join that distinguished group.
are dem cowboys legit? is this truly their year?
dump it in this bussy
>>151243983He loves the land of the bussy
>>151243983That was so fucking dumb. I drafted Loveland in fantasy because I thought "okay Ben Johnson sees something in this guy" what a mistake
>>151243979It will be a Chinese man from China
>>151243965>Rodgers - 41 years old>Flacco - 40 years oldKEKis this the oldest QB match up in history??
>>151243482>What if
>>151243992They will lose to the Panthers
>>151243847He was as late as 2023. He's a 40 year old has-been now.
>>151244003ChatGPT: The record for the oldest combined starting QBs in NFL history is held by Tom Brady and Drew Brees. On November 8, 2020, they faced off with a combined age of 85 years, 30 days (Brady was 43 years and 98 days old; Brees was 41 years and 297 days old).
>>151244002>it'll be trash directly from the can, not picked up off the side of the road
>>151243836Cost too much money. This is Mike Brown we're talking about here.
>Dik Poopshit
kwab
>>151243948The Packers are a shit franchise then since they always bring up pre merger championships.
>>151243983They already have Kmet who has the same body type as Warren. BJ wanted a faster TE who can split out wide, Loveland might be that dude but he tweaked his hip and missed the last couple games. Realistically TE was a vanity pick, they should've drafted an Edge or a Tackle at #10.
>>151244029So does this make shedeur qb2?
>>151244029>failed to file in timeHow are the browns so hilariously incompetent?
>>151244021Nice. Its better for it to be those two legends than the two bums playing on the 16th
>>151243948You can always tell which poster is a zoomer, as they think football was invented in 1970.
Mutts losthispanics lostWhites Won
>>151244044Seems so. Shitdoor is 1 injury away from playing
all im saying is we have the same record as the chiefs and a super bowl champion qb coming in
>>151244052>Has to go back to prehistoric times when dinosaurs roamed the earth
bengals could have kept browning as qb and still be in competition to win the nfc north with how shit that division is.
Baseball won
>>151244061>super bowl champion qb coming inkek
>>151244029bengals hardly trade with anyone to be fair
>>151244058BasedTQD
>>151244047>bumsRodgers, Flacco, and Brees all have the same number of SB wins.
>ynr week 2 when Herbert was the mvp and the Packers were guaranteed Owl winners
>>151244058I can’t masturbate to someone unless they have blue eyes.
Flacco now has a chance to be greengay twice
>>151244061These are objectively correct statements.
>>151244061
>>151244058based
>>151244059schizo blacks are gonna kill gabriel arent they
>>151244044it would be hilarious if they elevate bailey zappe over him, but i doubt it
>>151243961He is master baiter
>>151244089Is it like the same guy for all these Niners webms? They always have the same hobbit build.
>>151244079And yet Brees was the better QB
Later folks, going to find young bussy
Vikings literal Chads
>>151244029>ohio pro football
>loses 3/17 games>it's so overkwab
>>151244115why are the Chiefs so third worldist?
>>151244120Buckbroken
>>151244115how do we fix south america
>>151244115Madagascar might actually just be searching for lions.
>>151244107There's two of them I always get them mixed up
>>151244115>why would the NFL rig all these games for a small market team like the Chiefs?hmmmm
>>151244120They will lose 6 of their next 7.
>>151244115Every map like this is pure clickbait with no sources or real data
>>151242675Based afc
>>151244120>play Lions nextThey are about to be 2-4
New>>151244136>>151244136>>151244136
>>151244135It's just gonna be skewed towards the teams playing in the super bowl. Doesnt even say where the data is from anyway
>>151244142These are official data from official sources chud.
>>151244029>turning 6th rounder into a 5th rounderbased
>>151243728I will trust our boys. Gonna be a great game
I have NEVER doubted TLaw. Look at the archives....https://archive.4plebs.org/sp/search/text/tlaw/country/SE/
>>151244125Third worlders just jump on the bandwagon of whoever is winning. Rewatch the game in Brazil this year, Brazilians were going insane whenever the Chiefs had a positive play.Plus the whole Kelce/Swift thing helped no doubt.
>>151243958Chris Hogan or whatever his name was, a white backup WR who played for all 4 AFCE teams
>>151243464honestly think by the end of the game he can barely even move, let alone think. they probably could've played him fewer snaps in the game too
>>151243482He is bad
>>151243770>Lions destroy the legacy of Paul Brown>Suddenly the Browns start making good movesHOLY CRACKERS!
>>151242660We Wuz Rivals And Sheeit!
>>151242564I love her legs so much
>>151244120>giving up alreadyI though Mahomes had that dawg in him?
>>151243299To save the night of billions
>>151243454Cardinals is comedy gold while T-Law is both funny and impressive
>>151242580I like Baker, but he plays too reckless and will get hurt before becoming MVP
