LIONS LIONS LIONS
.anime.
>>151245687Young people are such an embarrassment.
Bo Nix if he anime
/Miscellaneous Mammal Themed/ bros, get in here
Penis Jr.
>>151245727reminds me of Lt. Surge
bad teams shouldn't be allowed to have cool names. I've never even been north of the Mason Dixon lines but 8 year old me picked the Jets because "I like planes and jets are very fast planes, sounds like a cool team to me". It might actually be a good thing that the Titans mascot is a gay racoon and not a giant man with a cool flaming sword. Why is the logo some flaming T and not an actual Titan? At least the Chargers got the hint early and exchanged their cool horse logo to a curved lightning bolt, representing that they are not a real football team and merely a formless abstraction (which is what light is, light has no form.)
Chargers would be cooler with a fire horse
>>151245717it's actually a viral tiktok dance based on a video game taunt by an anime character you old fucking loser
>>151245687>great hair>wears a cap like a faggotDeserves to be bald
>>151245746take a bath hump something and do a lap holy cow
>>151245756Fuck it, just give all the teams Pokemon logos for a game day and millions will tune in for those games
How the actual fuck are the Chiefs betting favorites against the Lions? Is this free money?
How come my Bengals didnt go for Kirk Cousins
>>151245788knew oweh would be a bust when he went we wuz kangz on draft night and said his name wasn't jayson anymore
>only good mascot in the league>banned by his team for having too much soul
>>151245377Nobody said anything about language you absolute fag
My dog just let out one of the most putrid farts I've ever smelled right in front of me and she smiled the entire time while doing it
>>151245808looks like he calls everything the mildy inconveniences him a nigger
>>151245804Mike Briwn is already paying 1 starting qb? He's not going to pay for 2.
>>151245808The chargers lost the last bit of soul and dignity the had when they left san diego
>>151245804Too expensive
>>151245808B&?
>>151245795-2.5 at home is basically even odds and both of the lions starting corners will be out
>>151245819wow he's just like me frfr
>>151245824 no u did
>>151245818Good girl. Mine is just annoyed all the time because I work from home and she just stares at me my whole work day making me feel guilty
>>151245819based if true
I think it’s funny how all these ravens starters are magically injured all of a sudden. Almost like they’re purposely letting Harbaugh freefall. He must be pretty desperate if he’s getting locker room cancer cj gardner johnson.
>>151245837I would have multiple beds setup around where I sit around the house so she can chill next to me.
>>151245808Chargers unis are so goated its unreal
>>151245808>Being an unofficial mascot
>>151245795Good teams shouldnt ever lose 2 straight games Chiefs will come out pissed asfChris Jones will probably sack Gofff 5 times alone
>>151245701fpbp
>>151245852But what if they don't win?
>>151245856>bpnah that was all mine
Walmart always gets the Broncos these lavish places to stay whenever they have an overseas game. They're at some like British mansion eating crumpets and going horseback riding right now. They make it like a vacation
The last time the Chiefs started 2-3, they went to overtime of the AFCCG. That would be a massive sigh of relief for all of the Chiefs haters in /nfl/. Think about that, that's the level of greatness we're talking about.
>>151245863I'll make the same post saying good teams dont lose 3 straight
>>151245852HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Thoughts?
>>151245876That was then, this is now. The past stays the past.
>the ravens have given up more points this season than the lions have scored this seasonThat genuinely seems impossible
>>151245881Fuckin full kit wanker
Lol
>>151245863That Lynch interview was great
>>151245873So they will be too relaxed and play like shit this week?
https://www.wafb.com/2025/10/07/lsp-releases-new-video-evidence-deadly-crash-kyren-lacy-case/>kyren lacy video released>turns out he was involved in the crashOops!
>>151245824This right here.
>>151245888What doesn't change is the fact that I need some dick. What are you doing tonight?
>>151245876
>>151245884My thought is you really spent time making this?
I'm not even antisemitic but Alex Spanos is truly one of the most Jewish people I've ever seen. This man is 102% Jewish with a 2% margin of error. The untainted blood of Abraham runs through his veins, there is no questioning his racial purity.
>>151245899>What are you doing tonight?Watching War and Peace (1966/7)
>>151245824I actually liked how their old stadium looked. California is perfect for outdoor football.
>>151245905>I'm not even antisemitic
>>151245900That look like me o_O
Hold on, had to make one more edit.
>>151245907Is it the Russian version with all of the epic set pieces and a huge grandiose scale? I always tell myself I'll get around to watching it.
>>151245909Ironically SoFi, which has a roof, was having flooding issues during the Georgia/TCU Championship game a couple years ago from a rain storm
>>151245905>Alex SpanosIt takes a lot of ambition and work to become an elite goy wrangler
>>151245852It's probably been a long time since the Chiefs lost 2 games straight, or even 3 straight if you count the superbowl.
>>151245932SoFi isn't even enclosed. They get marine layer fog in there and have to hold up play for lightning.
>>151245881Cute
>>151245905He was Greek, not Jewish.
>>151245884field goals are kinofitzpatrick might be booksmart, but is retarded in anything football-relatedstafford is based, his wife is gay and retarded, kinda like kurt warnerjerruh is a very based retard
>>151245905>I'm not even antisemitic.
>>151245925Yes. https://youtu.be/bIij-KQ0jYU?si=B36HmZmWM8hKpLl3
>>151245897wow you're telling me his lawyer wasn't giving the whole story? who could have seen that coming!
>>151245942Well they better get their shit together because a lot of Olympic events are happening at SoFi soon. They're even putting a fucking 10ft deep diving pool in there
>>151245921Why would I be antisemitic? Howie Roseman turned my team into a dynasty.His people are truly shrewd and adaptable, excelling in administrative and managerial roles.
>>151245932I don't like indoor stadiums in temperate places like California but SoFi is really nice
>>151245901AHHHHHHHH SAVE ME REFFIES
>>151245964peak sovlless goyslop
>>151245964SoFi stadium is the most beautiful stadium ive ever seen
>>151245942how do they even handle it when sean payton comes down and hotboxes the locker room?
>>151245897Oh wow
>>151245792off the top of my headBills - BoufalantPats - GalladeJets - LatiosDolphins - PalafinChargers - ZebstrikaChiefs - Lycanroc Night formBroncos - MudsdaleRaiders - GrimsnarlSteelers - GurdurrRavens - CorviknightBrowns - StoutlandBengals - Raikou (Shiny)Jags - Chien PaoColts - Ponyta (Shiny)Titans - MachampTexans - TaurosEagles - BraviaryCowboys - Miltank (Shiny)Giants - WhalordCommies - Emboar49ers - GholdengoRams - Dubwool or Mareep (color scheme wise)Seahawks - Swanna or GyaradosCardinals - PidgeottoLions - Pyroar or SolgaleoBears - UrsalunaVikings - Feraligatr (idk)Packers - Pikachu (mice like cheese)Buccs - KrookodileFalcons - TalonflameSaints - GardevoirPanthers - Luxray
>>151245960The real problem is all the false starts in track and field from extraneous gunshots.
>>151245964It's... Different.
>>151245884I don't even know what the fuck this is trying to say but Jameis not being in the tippy top corner of based retards immediately invalidates it
>>151245905Why aren't you antisemitic?
>>151245987>Photo from week 3
>>151245993I hate that I only recognize like 12 of those Pokemon. There are too many
>>151245983of course you would think that looks good. your nation's architectural curiosity ends at "what if we just made buildings REALLY TALL"
>>151245905When he was in charge he was an asshole and everybody thought his son was the good one. Who knew?
>>151245960It'll be in the summer so no rain thunder storms to worry about
>>151245687Purdy low key lost his job last week. This is a team that refused to scout Mahomes. Gave big money to JG. Refused to sign Brady who was offering a discount. Traded 100 picks for Trey Lance. Gave big money to Purdy. Now watch them overpay Mac too.
>>151245993Man these new pokemon names fucking suckId like to see the Chiefs represented by Hitmonchan or Magmar
Lemur Jackson
>people actually believe in this fraud after barely beating a shitty chiefs teamyou people are legit retarded
>>151245905What is all of you people's hangups on Jewish people? You hate on black and brown people because you say they commit crimes and don't contribute anything but then you turn around and look at an uber successful group of people like Jews and then you accuse us of manipulating society and trying to eliminate you. You all really just want someone to blame your problems on.
>>151246025Coward.
>>151246017they have to truck out poo from the place every fucking day... what a stupid fucking building
>>151246010https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A4hR3NQmCZU
>>151245884holy kino
>>151246024Hitmonchan and Magmar are cool and don't deserve to be tainted by being associated with your faggoty, fake team. .
>>151246008>Asking the obvious
I can't remember the last decent Owl half time show. Kendrick Lamar has made some decent songs but the dick sucking he received last year got old.
>>151246028Is this an autistic booger eating system where one finger digs out the boogers while the other finger scrapes the booger gunk off the teeth before the delivery of the next booger?
>>151246036gotta keep those ig girls well covered
>>151245897didn't SVP give Clark time on his show very virtue signaling-ly to say the opposite?
>>151246037Sleepy Joe OG was breddy gud.
>>151246028kys
>>151246049>i can't enjoy something if it's popular being contrarian isn't a substitute for a personality
>>151246021Nah some other idiot team is gonna overpay in a trade for Mac Attack probably
duvaaaal
Why did Chris Jones not do anything?
>>151246017dubai architecture is pretty cool and much more than just tall buildingsImagine a place where you have unlimited money and freedom to build whatever you want
>>151246049Prince was good and I don't really like his kind of music
>>151246049I did like the Bengals/Rams halftime show as a casual West Coast rap enjoyer. The Fofty cameo made it for me
>>151246030They're hated for different reasons. Is that so complicated? Go Bengals.
Is he crying? Someone check up on our boy
>>151245964The Chorgers only rent it. It's like bragging about an apartment.
wait was there no FTF today?
This man could absolutely pin down and rape every single N-word saying chuddie in this general
>>151246104baseball playoffs
>>151246084I'd ask him but he deleted his social media
>>151246110>>151246110>N-word saying chuddie in this generalNiners?
>>151246110He plays with Nick Bosa, he's probably already used to it.
>>151246084Gassed nigger
Im drunk
>>151246110he's an honorary Aryan, look at that facial structure
Who has a better shot at making the playoffs this year?
>>151246090MONEYBYMONDAY
>>151246084Im more upset at whoever missed that tackle than him
>>151246124warner's a mormon, probably more conservative than bosa
>>151246093don't worry, he's fucking arab buttholes to t swift music to help him feel better
>>151246031>Sitting out multiple weeks just to sell the injury meme.
bros, how do I get a big titty jewess gf?
>>151246139Nice to meet you drunk
>>151246146>Im more upsetWho the fuck are you?
>>151246155thats a latinx tho
Is there anything more American than this?
>>151246093Blech, ugly kike on my screen
>>151246144Unironically need 2 more weeks before I arrive at an accurate conclusion
>>151246093Hes going that "chad embrace" meme mode pretty soon. Sad>>151246158Chiefs fan?
>>151246155Hnnnnnngggggggggg>>151246156Very funny!
>>151245897That black dude driving the 18 wheeler was, surprisingly, able to recall everything that happened and relay that to the officer. Impressive.
>>151246112which annoyingly has a rain delay
I wonder what chad pennington is up to these days
>>151246144Jerry does not care. He just glad he's got the #1 offense.
Awww HEEELLLLL nah
>>151245993>Rams = MareepThis is the way
>>151246166>The governor used the opportunity to blame Indy crime before quietly deleting the tweet when it came out Mark Sanchez was who assaulted the truck driver.Lol
>>151245728After seeing the lions cosplay bills unis and the black dolphin jerseys I'm pretty happy the bears aren't rolling out a 3rd jersey this year in memory of Virginia
>>151246186He is one of the whitest sounding black dudes I've ever heard next to Josh Allen
>>151246084I'd say maybe he thought the play was dead but it's funny you see him instinctually start moving like he's gonna book it to the flat when he sees TLaw running but then he just stops for no reason
>>151245993>Cowboys - Miltank (Shiny)lmao
>>151246194No señor. No espics hear
>>151245993the last Pokémon game I played was crystal. did I miss out? seems gay aside from the lolis
>>151246194>sees flagUnfortunately there is one confirmed Indian
>>151246194Plenty of 49ers fans here but theyre good people
>>151245687Why are zoomers so zesty? They all talk like women, too.
>>151246224>spic desperately trying to score white people points by attacking indianstrap sprung
>>151246214Ruby/Sapphire/Emerald and B/W 1 and 2 are good. The rest are just too easy and babby tier no challenge games.
Jason Licht is homies with John Spytek AND Tom Brady so I think they should do Jason a solid and give us Maxx Crosby on a friendly deal. I'm thinking we give them a 3rd round pick in the 2026 draft and call it even.
>>151246232I am Arabic, retard. But go off, rajesh
>>151246230Can't handle the swag gramps?
>>151246214The best pokemon game ever is the Pinball real niggas will know this
>>151246245Dances that look like they are from musicals ain't swag lil bro
Just don't bother trading jerseys with a fucking Rockies player
They should do a new Pokemon Mystery Dungeon.
>>151245756gen 4 fire champ
>>151246230In 10 years, zoomers will be complaining about the younger generation like you currently are
>>151246194yessir but if I see any, I'll give em a knuckle sandwich
>>151246230Their gen xim/xer parents are completely at fault
>>151246254And rightly so, that's part of the fun of getting old.
choose your fighter
>>151246287McDonalds > Taco Bell >>>>>>>>>> KFC
>eagles didn't get a chance for a bussy tushy>but the Broncos ran it on themBased
>>151246287Mcchicken with nuggets at 3am is unbeaten
>>151246287>not ordering a McFriedChickenDorito taco
>>151246287Taco Bell all day no question
>>151246287Taco Bell > KFC >>>>>>>>>> McDonald's
>>151246287if I can online order a quesarito then I might go tbell, but most of the time it'd be McDonald's
>>151246287Taco Bell > McD's >>>>>>>>>> Shit FC
>>151246306beating the iggles really was their super bowl
>>151246287i have never eaten a McDonald's hamburger. are they actually good?
>pokeshitThis is a digimon board
>>151246306>simply don't allow the iggles into short yardage situationsHol up boys I think we onto something here
>>151246287>Medium deluxe mccrispy meal with an extra patty and a vernors and 20% off coupon through the goypplication
>>151246344I think they're good. It's not going to be better than a sitdown burger but I like them.
>>151246345digimon is just edgy pokemon
>>151246306It was every shit AFC team's superbowl this week>Texans>Broncos>Jaguars
>>151246345I want to play it but $70 is too rich for my blood
>>151246287KFC. Hopefully it's a buffet location.
>>151246287my kitchen
>>151246351Real shit
>>151246287The Bell. Beans, rice and tortillas are a great combo for avoiding a hangover.
Tom Brady is so bogged now
>>151246360I thought that was SMT?
>>151246298this
>>151246360My ultra mega mecha kabuki war on drugs gaymon will fuck your ass dry
>>151246361Have you considered maybe the Eagles, Chiefs and Ravens aren't that good?
>>151246345I played some digimon games on ps1 and they were amazing but dont remember much about the anime
>>151246360Pokemon is just digimon for casual retards you mean
>>151246360nah that's smt. well smt came first so actually Pokémon is just kiddie smt
I like college OT rules, sue me
wait a minute, does the flacco trade mean peanut oil is back on the menu?
>>151246287For me, its the 20pc McNuggets. What has better macros?
>>151246412Deshaun Watson even before the injury was putting one of the worst qb performances everI can only imagine how he will look after such injury
>>151246412He always was
>>151246400There's something about an asteroid that turns a tv into a robot then this chick on a Vespa with a rickenbacker bass shows up and breaks things then a 12 year old boy tries to jerk off on her while she's asleep but the house is haunted
I think i'll get little caesar's tomorrow.
>>151246147>bl*ck mormon.
>>151246427Big tasty + extra patty>>151246440Ok thats kino
>Trubisky accrued 10,609 passing yards, 64 touchdowns and 37 interceptions during his four seasons with the Bears. He holds the Bears franchise record for career passer rating (87.2) and career completion percentage (64%)Will Caleb clear the titty kiss lover by 2028
>>151246440Oh then his dad beats his ass and cucks him
>>151246409They'd have to make the starting point farther away. Too many NFL kickers can just kick a field goal from the 25
>>151246400Season 3 is the only watchable digimon series for an adult, season 1 is for nostalgiafags.Time stranger is the best digimon game ever and the best monster taming rpg ever and it isn't close.
What’s Flacco even playing for even? He’s got the ring and money. Why subject himself to journeymen QB mediocrity?
>>151246182Professional drivers are like that
>>151245884>Lamer gets a 17 wonderlic score and tweets "truzz Trump">he's retarded and slightly based>Mahomo is a homo>Rodgers is too based to be gay despite actually being gay
>>151246344They are the default exact and I mean exact middle tier of what a burger should be. Anything below Mcdonalds is below average.
>>151246477He's trying to rack up some more TBIs so he doesn't have to hear his wife and kids nag him
>>151246477He's playing for the HOF, he could pull a Warner and get a deep playoff run to secure a spot ... but not in Cincinnati so idk
>>151246477
>>151246477Smashing player moms on the side
>>151246360Do not disrespect Omnimon.
>>151245897>>151245958I hate Jewish lawyers so much
>>151246468Bengals should have traded for mitch. Reviving busts like darnold, Mac jones and Geno Smith for a season has been all the rage in the 20s
>>151246287If I'm drunk? Taco Bell.If I'm sober? McDonalds. If I'm fucking starving? KFC.
If Jayden Daniels recovers from Brady fucking his mom he's for real
>>151246515Nobody asked, cattle.
>>151246477Gets to play a fucking game & travel and well paid for it + escape from the chaos of what I assume is a family w/kids at home. No brainer.
>>151246396Eagles are good but retarded, Chiefs are retarded, and the Ravens just suck.
>>151246477He likes playing football, this is a game that he's been playing for his entire life, it's not easy to just walk away from that.
>>151245897>cop gets out of car>multiple witnesses instantly tell him that the green chargers caused the crashPatiently waiting for ryan clarks apology.
>>151246496Zero chance Flacco makes it to the HoF. He's that 'good' player that I people that follow football remembers. Steve Bono, Rich Gannon...
>>151246372great for being a fat fuck
>>151246496A second ring or deep playoff run won’t get him into Canton he doesn’t have the career stats
Last chance to buy McCarthy stock before he takes the league by storm. Laugh all you want, you will be coping and crying that you failed to jump on the bandwagon before it took off.
You guys remember that player spinning on top of Flacco? Thats flacco most iconic moment for sure
your team has vidya competitions, right?
>>151246477He has no legacy to tarnish. He has nothing to lose by playing as long as he can. He's not like Russel Wilson who's teetering on the cusp and hanging on to the HoF by a toenail.
>>151246627Dude give it a rest, GayGay McSharty is not that guy
>>151246667I would like to play league of legends with Travis Kelce
c-catb owl?
>>151246627*suffers a career ending bussy sprain*
>>151246627*the sound of bones and ligaments snapping with every hit*
>>151246251
>>151246690Except for that Arizona game the Panthers should have won our loses are looking better every week.
>>151246627He's not doing shit in the league lol
reminder: flacco has NEVER been a pro bowler and has NEVER thrown more than 25 TDs in a season he ain't getting in the HoF
Noticing a lot less Eagles posters this week
>>151246627>Ohhhhhm>I cain't>Oooohhhmmm>I want my mommy!
>>151246751*never thrown more than 25 TDs except for a single season
>>151246751i don't think anyone ever said he was hof
>>151246627Carson Wentz 2.0. If he can put up a couple of highlights before the next thing inevitably snaps it's a win.
>>151246753
>>151246627Even if he ends up being good, his head coach is KOC so he's never winning shit.
>>151246753Eagles fans never leave, we've been bashing the OC this entire season ffs.
>>151246782>Carson Wentz 2.0oh come on Wentz in his prime unimaginably better than JJ ffs
>>151246810I meant best case scenario he's Wentz 2.0
>>151246185It looks like Jerry does care
>>151246608He's got a sb MVP, if he took the Bengals to the orb this year there would be a deluge of clickbait HOF articles about flacco.... but it's the Bengals so yes 0% chance
>>151246667*blocks your path*
>Free agent WR Odell Beckham Jr. has been suspended for six games for violating the NFL’s policy on performance-enhancing drugs. Holy Kwaboli
>Joe Namath, Hall of Famerthis nigga was absolute shit. the bar was so low for pre-1980s QBs. literally 2/10 seasons where he barely managed to throw more TDs than INTs.
Got the insider scoop regarding the chargers backfield situation
bill belichick is the biggest fraud in coaching history.
*Refuses to adjust his gameplan for any reason at any time*
>>151246396Far better than the aforementioned shit teams, sanjay.
>>151246753>Eagles lost>Phillies down 2-0>76ers kek>Flyers mega kekImagine being from Philadelphia
>>151246863>Namath doesn't belong in the HOFCool basic bitch boilerplate nfl opinion there nufag and or zoomie
>>151246869but dude he's literally le genius mastermind because he double teams the best receiver with press coverage
>>151246834best case he's Purdy
>>151246869>how dare you win without Bernie Kosar Weird opinion
>>151246753we're still here but thanks for keeping us in mind
I just ate a whole frozen pizza, a whole box of kraft mac n cheese, a pound of ground turkey, and a king size reeses fast break candy bar
>>151246875OH NO!
>>151246893>ground turkeywtf why would anyone choose this over beef? how do you even cook that shit? this nigga made a turkey burger.
>>151246889More like cap-ability with all his gay hats.
>>151246864Thanks, keep us posted
>>151246848Two SB wins is pretty much automatic to get in as a QB. It you only have 1 win then you are going to have to have stats. If you have 0 wins then you are going to have to have mega-stats. Flacco only has 1 win and no stats.
>>151246753Despite all the bitching and moaning since sunday after losing to my broncies, i will still always be grateful to the eagles for beating both the pats and queefs in the super bowl
>>151246893go packies btw
>Daniels>McLaurin >Brown>Deebo>McCaffrey>Ertz>BillHow exactly does >your DC plan on stopping them?
>>151246876You're underselling my point. Not only is he not a HOFer, I said he was "absolute shit" and I said it with my whole chest. He should've been fucking cut throwing that many picks with barely 50% completion.
>>151246893You are an fatass
>>151246903it was on sale for $3.49 a lbcooked it just like regular ground beef. let it fry awhile to get all the water out but it came out OK
>>151246900Patrick really throws a lot of fucking interceptions
>>151245795Calls will be made
>>151246929Two words: Riley fucking Moss.
>>151246627vikings let go of darnold for this guy
>>151246937He's playing with crippling influenza
what did they talk about?
>>151246929Green Bay did it easily
>>151246962Embarrassing performance for everyone in that webm.
>>151246903>Ground Turkey
>>151246965The loads they've dropped inside Mina Kimes and Mrs. Mahomes
>>151245902Making OC is not a crime. You should try it sometime faggot.
>>151246982His WR12 was out, it's his rookie LT 's fault
>>151246627JJ McCarthy won't win a single game against the lions throughout his entire rookie contract
>>151246929Just snap the twig in half
What ever happened to that Justin Herbert guy? Everyone was glazing him in the first 3 weeks as MVP now you hear nothing about him?
not sure if based or cringe
>>151246999Unironically though, the Chiefs offense is starting to move the ball like they did in 22. I really think they're a dangerous team once again in the long term. Even if they lose to the Lions on Sunday, I'm not selling my stock.
>>151246965>if patullo calls some dumb shit, just ignore it
>>151246969GB is low key a top 5 defense
>>151246953Those last two games of 2024 changed the timeline.
>>151246049It should have been my chemical romance and blink 182 or something.
>>151247016Bassed, in fact.
*joins thread**leaves thread*
>>151247016cringe, it's week 5 settle down ffs
>>151247016This is Dov Kleiman tier garbage
>>151247007
>>151247016Based demoralization tactics against the crying Eagles
>>151247007OOPS, wrong webm!
>>151246401Pokemon is just Pokemon for casual retards
>>151247007its not his fault
>>151246999>That tackleMaybe he IS like Tom Brady.
>>151246965*Sucks Teethe* >Ayo we finna tamlbout it cuh frfr
>>151247054The failed pick 6 tackle from the Falcons Owl would be an even better comparison
>>151247054I remember this game vividly. The Eagles thoroughly spanking the Patriots was incredibly random
>>151247018>Bagholding the chiefs
>>151246965same thing they talked about the last time the had this problem and didnt fix it. theyre going to shut up and hope the defense carries them
>>151247056Whats caused the zesty buck epidemic amongst groids over the last decade?And why does their hair look like it was colored on with a pencil?Finally, what team do they root for?
>>151247097they've always been the zestiest they just don't stay in the closet anymore
I almost clogged my kelce with the huge mahomes I just took
>>151247044Isn't this dude like 6'6" how does his ball get tipped at the line, what a shitter. His WR wasn't even open. Would've been an INT either way.
people dont give hurts enough credit. how many other elite qbs meet with their WR and RB for hours every week? none. thats how many.
>>151245905>This man is 102% Jewish with a 2% margin of error
>>151246091Yeah, Jewish people are hated for being better.
>>151245905>not even antisemiticProceeds to write the most antisemitic shit I've read all dayJust fuck off man. We're suffered enough already
>>151247185fuck off, Chaim
>>151247117Make sure to use a Reid to plunge that Mahomes through so it doesn’t get stuck in your Kelce.
>>151247154Real championship caliber QBs hangout with the defense
>>151247016He also got boxes he locker room after wins at other stadiums. I don't know how Walmart being all professional lets him do it
>>151247154I'm not even an Iggles fan but Jalen Hurts should be president.
do you think brady has kissed maye on the lips yet?
>Flacco traded to the BengalsI know it's a longshot but if it happens has a QB ever lead 3 teams in the same division to a winning season?
how many for Bryce against dem boyz?
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>>151247287hes just gonna hand off to dowdle all game
>Got a bunch of videos from ppl going over games saying they were rigged>They're all from sports betting accountsLol this just like the leverage trading idiots on /biz/
>>151245687
>>151245884>Goff>Retarded/Gaypic related
That's my objectively elite quarterback
who would you rather have Daniels or Maye?
>>151247297
>t-t-the Jags are fraudulent/nfl/ is falling for the Loins meme (again) and unironically thinks that the Daniel Jones-led Sissyianapolis Colts are Owl contenders.
>>151247315>He took the over?
>>151247328he's gonna be a great coach one day
Can the Rams get back in the win column? I was hoping to hit the bye at 5-2
>>151247329Gaye. But only because RG4 will be out of the league soon
disgusting act by jerry
whether or not the browns even make the playoffs this season they will the best team to watch going forward. my boy Flacco is gonna let it rip.
>>151247361they are playing the ravens next. they should take care of business easily.
>>151247312Poverty franchise
>>151247368i been drinking too much i meant bungles*
>>151246913>two super bowl wins is autoAgreed, li should have been first ballot
>>151247315>multiple players in every sport suspended for rigging player propsyeah youd have to be a moron to think sports are rigged for betting.
>>151246931You have no idea what football was like in the 60s and 70s zoom zoom
>>151247361Yes they are still a great team.
>>151246913plunkett bros...
>>151245759Every word of your post only makes it even cringier
Imagine being the intern who had to walk around London with a Broncos helmet taking picture of it next to things for a YouTube short
>>151247390Yes but every little thing that doesn't go their way is because it's rigged >omg he kicked the ball out of bounds to put the opponent on the 40>oh they just let him walk it in for a TD because Vegas made the call
>>151245792Back in my day on espee, we had mlp logos for every team, but that shit gets you banned now
>>151246913if youre not on this wall youre not really in the hall of fameim sorry but thats just the way it has to he since faggots like >>151247383 have to give plaques to every bum who played 10+ years with a good roster around him
anyone know of a way to see stats for a game by each half?
>>151247365>But only because RG4 will be out of the league soon
>>151247445Ask chatGPT
>>151247317when I was 12 Dominique Foxworth and his gf would come to my youth football team’s practice every other day and I would constantly flirt with his gf after big plays because I was a Chad Johnson larper and she thought it was the cutest thing so she would root for me all the time and give me hugs and stuffthe only thing he knew about me was that I was a Jaguars fan I bet he thinks about me whenever he has to talk about the Jags
>>151245884I’ve checked the entire gay semiplane and I don’t see Aaron
>>151245892Gay
>>151245993ChangeChiefs - XatuGiants - RegigasVikings - PerrserkerBuccs - Chatot
>>151247463just like me
>>151246893hoss keeping up his strength
>>151246477He enjoys the sport and can still outplay most of the league but the good teams are already taken
>>151245804Because he's still getting paid over $40m/year by the Falcons. No one is touching that contract with a 50 foot pole.Though I'm sure he'll get a transitional QB deal and backup gigs once it runs out. Start some games here and there.
>>151247421would gather you would look like quite the asshole(arsehole)
>>151246893
>>151247451>Take away drinking water from a white west virginian familyNo.
>>151247432>espee It was spuh, it’s always been spuh
>>151247516>Take away drinking water from a white west virginian familyHoly shit i gotta make AI slop more often
>>151247453kek
>>151247516West Virginians drinking water is Mountain Dew
>>151247445everytime i try to find it i give up and do it myself from play by play. pain in the ass to do multiple games but you can do full seasons in team splits in profootballref
>>151247537And using AI will deprive them of that. AI facilities will use more water and electricity than the largest cities in America
>>151247185>Yeah, Jewish people are hated for being better.
>Devin Lloyd DPOTY odds are +2700>Hutchinson is +350I don’t get it because Lloyd has been more impactful in every conceivable way than Hutchinson thus farEither Vegas doesn’t think he’ll get any more turnovers the rest of the season or they know we’re setting up for a Daron Bland-tier robbery of the award again
Kek the Broncos broke Nick's brain
reasons why flacco on the bengals works over browning>experienced and prepared to hit the ground running>spent entire career in the division>satiates chase and higgins>can read a defense unlike browning and get the ball out quickly and where it needs to be>bengals actually have a better pass protecting OL than the browns>bengals have better weapons than the browns, the best flacco has ever played with>division is hot garbage and there's a chance simply competent is good enoughreasons why it ultimately won't matter that much>bengals have the worst run game in the league regardless>flacco can't elevate the team and the defense while improved still isn't ready to win>zac taylor is still ass cheeks
>his QB doesn't have a signature winKWAB
>>151247451Found it on football reference, but the AI slop sums it up nice. Patullo is a terroristCowboys game>1st half: TD, TD, TD>2nd half: FG, Punt, Punt, PuntChiefs game>1st half: Punt, Punt, TD, Punt FG>2nd half: FG, Punt, TD, Punt Rams game>1st half: TD, Punt, Punt, Punt, Punt>2nd half: Fumble, TD, TD, DownsBucs game>1st half: TD, Punt, TD, FG>2nd half: Punt, Punt, Punt, TD, Punt, Punt, Punt, Safety Broncos Game>1st half: Punt, FG, TD, Punt, Punt>2nd half: TD, Punt, Punt, Punt, Punt, This schizo offense is fucking retarded. THREE (3) RUSHING YARDS IN THE 2ND HALF.
>>151247604hell some of these qbs probably dont even have a signature
>>151246893I ordered a chipotle quesedilla AND a pretzel spicy chicken sandwich meal from chic-fil-a
>>151247522The proper pronunciation is spee. There is no e in the front, and there is no u after the p let alone an h to make an uh sound.
Just took a huge Jalen Hurts
Do you think Flacco will sign a contract with the Steelers just to round it out before his inevitable 1 day ravens retirement contract?
>>151247640How did the solid gold bar get in your ass
>>151247648I meant I took a huge stinky shit straight into the toilet bowl and I appropriately called it Jalen Hurts to upset Eagles fags. Sorry for the confusion.
just hopped into an Uber that smells like hot dog water Reminded me of that saints player commercial
Patrick Mahomes is the first QB to be washed by age 29
>>151247610teams are loading the box. hurts checks out of the run and then they drop 7 or 8. its all on hurts. he cant even get to the line on time
>>151247645could happen if erin retires and flacco plays ok for the bengals
>>151246965>4-1>just won a ring>all of them getting paid >b-but muh stats!!!!!!!What fucking fags.
>>151247185Most people don't have a problem with Jews, they have a problem with zionists. In fact if all the anti semites could better articulate what they don't like about Jews they would make a very eloquent defense of regular Jews while shining a light on zionism. Of course that won't ever happen, so then it becomes the problem of the non-zionist Jew to call out his brothers and their idiocy, but that has to be a particularly based Jew which is rare as hens teeth to begin with let alone one that wouldn't just hate anti semites and instead realize most of what they complain about isn't really about Jews it's about zionism. Same way most people that complain about muslims aren't complaining about all muslims, but the really hardcore ones. Zealotry in general is the purview of the niggerfaggot regardless of denomination, at least in the modern age. >t. Jew
>>151247056Holy zest
>>151247572DPOY=best edge rusher just likeMVP=best qb
>>151246965>brown: man im finna get da ball man i need some tuddys dawg feel me>hurts: we just gotta believe in ourselves and god in all his glory will open the gates to the promised land>barkley: nods and eat campbells chunky souprepeat for 2 hours
>>151247717If they accepted Christ, I'd be cool with them, but they likely won't
>>151247696AJ not getting the ball is costing him millions of dollars on his next contract and no matter what they say otherwise, money is the main thing.
>>151247676Last time I hopped in an Uber it was a 400lb cajun lady with crossed eyes and I got ants on me.
>>151247585>Raiders>Playoffs
>>151247636by your logic, it should be spuh, there are no "ee" after the P, so you logically use the phonetic sound of p (puh) after the s
>>151247692on every play of the 2nd half and not the 1st half?
>>151247690Cuckatini WILL get his legs theismanned before his career is over, and I will cherish the webm of it happening like my memories of early childhood before I realized everything fucking sucks and then you die.
>>151247777wasted
I now feel vindicated for calling him Dirty Sanchez all those years
>>151247696to be fair the offense has not been up to standard this year so far. they got lucky several times so the 4-1 record is kind of illusory
>>151247690most QBs are washed by 29, look at Brandon Weeden
>>151247762He's signed through 2029, for a top WR contract
>>151247729Surtian the 2nd won last year
>>151247757That would be Messianic Judaism, and in particular they are not big fans of zionist skullduggery.
>>151247773The logic behind it is that you use the sound of the first letter because it is first, then you just say the last letter because it is last. S-pee. Spee.
>>151247690Did you actually watch the game? He's starting to play like his pre 2023 days.
i just call it sp
>>151245884>Allen and Gruden on the left sideWhat is this normie list
>>151246287Fries from McDonald's, gravy from KFC and Mexican pizza from taco bell
I have never said any lingo from this shithole of a website out loud, and I never intend to.
>>151247848You don't say eh-sports unless you have an accent. You just say sports. In the absence of the final four letters providing context you just say the name of the last letter because it's the end of the word. Also, while we're on the topic, gif is pronounced with a hard G and if you say it as jif like the peanut butter I will actively plan your downfall. The only thing more annoying is when people pronounce a silent h.
>>151247890say this out loud!>pulls out my nutsack and twists it around until it turns purple
>>151247862I saw a pick 6
>>151247848shit logicbe like pronoucing the word "am" as aem or NASA as NASay
>>1512462872am, taco bell is the only one open at that time
>>151246440isn't that just fooly cooly?
>>151247890Congrats captain autist, neither have most of us
>>151247890>he doesn't say "ay lmao" in public
I am Mahomophobic
I call it spee
>>151247950Jalen...
>>151247890I say finna bouta around the blacks and they love it every time
Imagine moving on from this guy to pick another guy that likes fingers in his butt?
>>151247965GODfield was too good for the Brownstains. It's a blessing.
>>151247965they lost this game though
>>151247953you belong in quadrant A
>>151246287Double quarter pounder with bacon, the meat and skin from a spicy thigh from kfc, and a nacho cheese cup and chicken quesadilla from taco bell with diablo sauce. Take the top bun and patty off the mcdicks, put the thigh meat and skin on top of the bottom patty and cheese slice, put the quesadilla on top of that, then pour the nacho cheese on top and re-add the top patty and cheese and bacon and onions and bun. Then eat it over the wrapper with your shirt off so you don't ruin it with a couple packets of the diablo sauce. Wash it all down with a mt dew baja blast.
>>151246893I'm 6'8 350 lbs and would legit have trouble doing this. You're something else anon
>>151247794its only guaranteed through 2026. he would be demanding an extension next year regardless. hes going to force a trade. maybe this year if things dont turn around quick
>>151247965only one you can blame is Odell Beckham
>>151246893If you didn't drink a gallon of milk you're a fraud
>>151247965AYO graps me dat peanut oil
Twitter is more unhinged than fucking 4chan I swear
Took me forever to make and even longer to post.
>>151246085and yet it still looks like shit
>>151248061Same with chats on the streaming sites
>>151247690Tom Brady thru 5 games of his age 30 season>5-0, 74.1% completion, 1383 yards, 16 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, 128.7 passer rating, 3 sacks, 9.90 ANY/APatrick Mahomes thru 5 games of his age 30 season>2-3, 63.4% completion, 1257 yards, 8 touchdowns, 2 interceptions, 93.5 passer rating, 7 sacks, 6.71 ANY/A
>>151248166Yeah but if you only look up to age 29....
Just made this OC. What do you guys think?
>>151247936Idk all those shows are basically the same thing except the weird non human sidekick can show your favorite movie
I saw the script for this year's playoff seeding>NFC1. Buccaneers2. Lions3. Commanders4. Seahawks5. Eagles6. 49ers7. Falcons>AFC1. Bills2. Jaguars3. Steelers4. Broncos5. Colts6. Chiefs7. Patriots
>>151247862>refs save me!KWAB
>>151248211I think everyone here except me is mentally ill
>>151248228>failcons
>>151248061what is that guy smoking they have a fucking white corner AND safetythat counts as like 10 white players
>>151248228I don't think that will actually happen but I do feel like it has a chance of happening
>>151247354he's already on his way to being the OC calling plays on the field if their offense keeps doing dumb shit and anyone showing even the slightest bit of competence gets poached
>>151248061jokes on you, that's bluesky
>>151248211I always though demotivational posters were cringe, not as cringe as rage comic slop though
>>151248166take your meds
>>151247366wtf did the Jets even do to them?
>>151248228you're now aware that most "experts" picked the Toxins to win the AFC South followed by the Tits
Jalen hurts has michelin tires for lips
>>151248228>3. Commanders>5. Eaglesaccurate, anyone who thinks the eagles are actually winning the division are dumbt. iggles fan
>>151247366>>151248339The Jets fan was probably talking shit. He did it back. Absolutely based and if you don't agree you drink onions.
>>151245897Question is why did that gold pickup cuck so hard and veer off into the other lane when there was ample time to brake>defending nignogs>shiggy
>>151248357but like... it's just the Jets
>>151248344every expert I saw picked the Jags
>>151248344It's so funny that the self-proclaimed ball-knowers will write off a new head coach if he has an awkward initial presser.
>>151248376Exactly, idk why their fans even tried to talk shit
>>151248392source?
>>151247512I thought he was injured. Why aren't the Falcons playing him if they're paying him that much?
post carlie
>>151248211Looks great
>>151248352his lips seemed pretty average sized but they normally are for white people
>>151248211Its bad just like the gayvens
Jags are the worst 4-1 team I've ever seen if I'm being honest. Same with the 8-3 Jags in 2023. Worst 6-2/8-3 team ever.
>>151248427Based Jerruh
>>151247965I honestly thought then that the browns would be in the lions position and vice versa. I wasn't a Goff truther and Cleveland seemed on the rise
>>151248436the 49ers are a worse 4-1 team at this very moment
>>151248436Um are you implying that the Chiefs are just that bad?
>>151248211This post is giving me a hankering for a big juicy dick in my mouth. Go Ravens btw.
>>151248436hey pal good to see you how are you enjoying your second NFL season?
>>151248436They have a solid defense and an elite offensive line. Also a good head coach.They have a mediocre quarterback and running game, and a good receiver in BTJ who is just going through sophomore adjustments.I rate them.
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>>151248397I am familiar with this
>499kill yourself
>>151248478I've been watching since 2003 but 2009 I started autistically following the sport.
>>151248407
>>151248465he may or may not be but I am
Mahomo and his wife and swingers, right?
>>151248518More like she swings, he watches
Last night was such a good game, I'm still thinking about it bros.
>>151248562TNF in just 2 days bro :)
>>151248573Giants vs Eagles is a terrible matchup. I probably won't even watch.
>>151248535if by swing you mean takes the knot
>>151247278You mean today?
>>151248592Dude current Giants are the meme team. Like memes for days so if anything it should be entertaining.