>beats MaSlum and the Kans-ass Shitty Queefs
WASHED
>mfw Bengals finally get revenge on Flacco by letting the oline kill him
>>151253875
>>151253875>seething at this hourgrim
>>151253891>being 2-3 after 5 weeks
Imagine rooting for a team that’s not 4-1 couldn’t be me :^)
A strange coincidence:>The experience carried a strange sense of deja vu for Brady Quinn. In 2013, he signed with the New York Jets to back up quarterback Geno Smith after Sanchez was injured in the preseason. 12 years later, he was replacing an injured Sanchez again, this time in Mark's bed, to take care of his wife's needs. "I'll always be there for him, he's my guy", said a generous Brady.
>>151253891All I did was post an imagesounds like you're the won seething lil bro
>>151253911based colts fan
>>151253902>>151253926>thinking anyone calling out his unhinged behavior must be in defense of the swiftsthat's a yikes
>>151253911I'm dyslexic though
post yfw the browns currently have a better roster than the ravens
>>151253891>>151253933least obvious salty KC homo
Anyone made the Chiefs version of this yet?
>>151253961Myles Garrett is the only player the Browns have that’s better than the Ravens.
my bills aren't very good, they did nothing in the offseason to fix anything and now they are worse. McDermott isn't a good coach and Beane hasn't and won't make any trades to make a run.
In schotty we trust
>>151254015factoring in current injuries, the browns are a better team than the ravens.
The sun never sets on the Broncos Empire.
You now remember Blake Bortles
>>151254048That 2017 season was amazing. The refs robbed them in the AFC Championship.
>>151254022>Be a team with the best winning percentage in the league >OMG WE LOST ONE GAME TO TAKE US TO 4-1 WE FUCKING SUCK!You spoiled asshole
>>151254022Palmer and Joey Bosa ain’t good enough for you?
do cowfags really think dak is the MVP frontrunner?all he's done is play decently against the eagles, pretty well against the packers and then statpad against a shitty giants/jets defense while utterly pooping his pants against the burrs
>>151254062This current Jags team feels a lot like 2017 except for all the sacks.
>>151254095No, Dakota is garbage statpading
uhh ramilia?
good morning frens! not long until it's sunday again and we get to chill together, personally i'm kinda excited that my vikies are on a bye so i can just root against my division rivals and get comfy! consider getting rest fren, sleep is important!
>>151254095>>151254113>Throwing to open receivers is considered "statpadding"You don't know ball.
>>151254022My preseason hot take was that they were going t lose the division but my dumbass thought it would be the Dolphins that would win it
>>151254133bears defenders =/= cowboys receivers
>>151254095Lameme did this in 2023 for his MVP when he beat the Rams and 49ers while stat padding against the Browns/Bengals defense
>>151254127
>>151254134>my dumbass thought it would be the Dolphins that would win itfren you possibly cant be serious... no offence to finsfans but even the cardinals had a better shot at winning a division than fins....
Is Jags/Chiefs new GOTY so far now that we know the Ravens are dogshit so the Bills coming back on them wasn’t really that impressive?
Kangz
>>151254022they'll still cruise to 11 wins at the very least, that schedule is stupidly easythe defense sucks cocks thoand why'd they stop using james cook?
>>151254146CMC was fucking robbedRB MVPs are kino
>>151253994>you are now aware that tlaw has completed double digit comebacks on every AFCW team except the broncos
give it to me straight, bros. my chiefies are making the playoffs still, right? i know the odds are not in our favor after a 2-4 start..
>>151254141It's okay to admit you don't know football
>>151254172tick tock ponyfags...
>>151254095They think they're going to the owl every fucking year, of course they have Dak Padstat's gravy all over their faces. I live in Dallas, and the Cowboys cult is deluded through week 10 consistently. Oddly enough, they are also mercurial fair weather fans. If the teams sucks, you'd be hard pressed to get them to admit to liking them, let alone thinking they'd go to the Super Bowl.
>>151254180and the biased goibois fan does?tippity top kek
>>151254189>biasedProjecting much?
>>151253911Checked
>>151254150dance party!
>>151254179>2025 Chiefs special teamsNot lookin good
>>151254179>patrick mabungalowit's done...
>>151254150i thought we were frens germanfren :(
>>1512541799-8 and may just barely sneak in. They're certainly not winning the Owl.
>>151254022i mean the offense can win a superbowl, but their are glaring weaknesses with it and right now its basically just riding on josh allen's and james cooks individual talent/skill and since non of the receivers can reliably seperate, teams know that if you limit james cook, the offense falls apart having to rely on josh allen heroism. But more importantly that defense is atrocious and ed oliver coming back isnt gonna fix shit, unless that shit changes the same shit is gonna happen in the postseason, theyve got some...lets say... average people in the secondary, but theyre not horriible, at least they shouldn't be, but they still should be better than what theyre doing, its why i think this shit is on the coaching unless that changes then all theyre doing is wasting josh allens prime
>>151254022You have a black qb that struggles to throw further than 5 yards
>>151254035Damn right
Jags are beating the Rams in London btwyou heard it here first
pooh shiesty a free man
>>151254022Please be patient...
>>151254035I find it hilarious how much UEFA and the Superleague are pushing to form a new competition for Netflix just because of the NFL expanding on their turf and viewership
Andrew luck was sabotaged by the anti white agenda and that's why he retired
>>151254296so was Wes Welker but he persevered
>>151254150imagine this dipshit gets us into WW3
At least I can laugh at the kansas city frauds to make up for the bills game.Get fucked you swifty cult infested fucks
Does Alvin Kamara move the needle for the Chargers?
Just how bad ARE the Ravens?
>loinsfags insist on gloating about their pre-merger dinosaur bones championshipskek even more cringe than packfags doing it
>>151254318They'd finish last in the division if the Browns didn't exist. And if the Bengals didn't exist.They'd finish last in the division in any division other than the AFC North.
>>151254318I hope teams keep putting up 40 on them. I'm tired of sports media always talking about them even when they are 1-4.
Last place teams that could win the AFC North:RaidersCardinalsBearsSaintsGiants
>>151254315Hampton is out for at least 4 weeks. The Chargers would most likely sign a RB off their practice squad
>>151253994Just made this on my phone
>>151254331Lameme is the only non-white If Man at this time, and he's a hideous, Oblivion-looking gorilla nigger besides, so they have to pretend the Ravens are a big deal.
>>151254315as long as the o line is injured, no. If theyre healthy... well it gets them back to their original trajectory at the start of the season
>>151254340KEK perfectthank you anon
>>151254296It’s happening to Trevor Lawrence too.
>>151254150I hate this mf but this video makes me hate him less because he's actually showing some emotion
>>151254340Not quite what I meant but this is great too.
>>151254179Yes I wouldn't count them out yet
>>151254340They have got to be the most hated team in the NFL
>>151254179There are not 7 playoff worthy teams in the AFC. That 7 seed is really up for grabs. There's no reason the Chiefs can't take it. They're not going to get higher than the 7 seed and they're not going to win a playoff game but they can show up and get their ass blown out on wild card weekend.
>>151254358their fans are like cowboys fans if they actually won superbowlsthey think every single player on the roster is the best in the league at their positionmakes it very easy to root against them+ mahovel is a faggot
All smiles
>>151253933
>>151254370just noticed how good of a job 98 does on keeping contain on the runback
>>151254095seems like he'll just end up like burrow did last year: no defense, no playoffs, and meme chucking every week. it'd have to be a really split vote to just barely win because somebody is bound to be a better option.
Why does the media hate the Broncos so fucking much? They beat the Superbowl champs fair and square and they're not giving them any props
How the fuck do I calm down while watching a game? My chest is hurting by the time the game ends. How do you anons do it?
>>151254459>media supporting White people in any form Are you a chud?
>>151254459The Eagles fucking suck
>>151253920Man Brady Quinn has aged fucking great. That silver hair around his temples is kino.
He doesn't look like a Trevor. He looks like an Alex. I'm gonna call him Alex Lawrence from now on because that makes more sense to me
>>151254536You're an idiot. Trevors are always goofy looking, and he looks like the reflection in a funhouse mirror.
>>151254459Cowherd likes broncos mostly because he's friends with Payton
>>151254553No, thats you
>>151254562mutthomes when the reffies didn't throw the flag for DPI.
>>151254562the ball had da flu that's why it didn't go far enough
>>151254569>reeee where's the flag?
>>151254553Why would you say something like that to me? What's your deal??
>>151254562Keeeeeeeeeeeeeek Joe Milton would've got that to the endzone. Milton > mutthomo
>>151254563Total Trevor response.>>151254585Because you're wrong.
>Talmbout protecting da stat line ya hurr me nigga. Hammy got dat recoil rite now nigga. Cuh nigga. SKRT SKRRRRRRTWhat the fuck is Lamar talking about?
>>151254578They unironically drew up PI bait?
>>151254619
>>151254639>unironicallyThat's literally half of the mutt's playbook calls.
>>151254586>Bro I can get Tay Tay to sign a football for you daughter if you pick up that flag
>>151254666>implying the zogbot whore that charges $5,000 for nosebleeds would EVER do anything for free.
>>151254670Is that her or Ticketmaster?
Harbaugh must have insane confidence in his job security if he’s doing literally nothing. I won’t bother parroting the details but the defense just doesn’t exist. The chiefs game proved that Lamar can no longer carry the team’s ineptitudes over the hump. And to make matters worse your so called “freebie” teams like the Pats and Jags are actually competitive. The Bears might actually pull a W.
>>151254693Yes.
I feel like the fact Lamar hasn’t gotten an extension done yet proves that Harbaugh is out the door after this season. And with Orr it’s just a matter of which upcoming week he’s going to get replaced.
Odell Beckham Jr. is a faggot
>>151254708It's going to be hilarious in five years when Lamar is just out of the league.
>>151254179they can sneak into the playoffs but they won't be real contenders even if they do make it
>>151254723Being on the Browns or Jets roster is not "out of the league"
>>151254729How many permanent failure black QBs are the Jets going to collect?
7 seed queefs vs 2 seed cakes is gonna be a generational wildcard game
What does he do?
>>151254739plays CoD mostly
>>151254739plays shortstop for the las vegas athletics
When do you think football fans (X users) will come around to the fact that owners care much more about maintaining the status quo than making a push to the SB? Like anybody can put together a super team but then you’d throw away the future. It’s about doing the best you can with homegrown talent.
>>151254742Post his 360 no scope grounding
>Goff can't win without Sean McVay!!>Goff can't win without Ben Johnson!!When will /nfl/ stop being such cazzies who believe what the media tells them? The most obvious psyop since people kept saying "Sam Bradford is a franchise Quarterback" in the mid 2010s when he was consistently mediocre checkdown merchant. These people get married to takes instead of using their eyes. Coud not and will never be me
I still believe location is a huge factor. Just look at the Browns. Cleveland is where quarterbacks go to die. Baker Mayfield being a godlike exception
>>151254794Being in that top 8-12 zone of quarterbacks really melts people's brains. They can't handle it. You're either elite or you're trash.
>>151254739He's microscopic
>>151254794Yeah he’s in the same breadth as Lamar and Josh, he’s just not a crazy scrambler so he doesn’t get as much hype.
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 6 Edition!1. Detroit Lions 32 (+2 | +2)2. Philadelphia Eagles 30.9 (-1 |-1.1)3. Buffalo Bills 30.1 (-1 | -0.9)4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 29 (+1 | +1.3)5. San Francisco 49ers 27.1 (+7 | +6.4)6. Los Angeles Rams 26.7 (-2 | -2.3)7. Indianapolis Colts 25.3 (+3 | +2.3)8. Washington Commanders 25.1 (+1 | +2)9. Denver Broncos 23.1 (+4 | +3)10. Los Angeles Chargers 22.9 (-4 | -4)11. Jacksonville Jaguars 21.9 (+5 | +3.6)12. Kansas City Chiefs 21.2 (-5 | -4.6)13. Seattle Seahawks 21 (-5 | -4.2)14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19 (NC | -0.3)15. Green Bay Packers 18.9 (NC | +0.1)16. Minnesota Vikings 17.8 (+1 | +1.8)17. New England Patriots 15.9 (+6 | +5.7)18. Atlanta Falcons 14.6 (+1 | +0.7)19. Chicago Bears 13.9 (+1 | +0.7)20. Dallas Cowboys 12.9 (+1 | +1.2)21. Houston Texans 12.7 (+1 | +1.6)22. Baltimore Ravens 11 (-11 | -10.1)23. Arizona Cardinals 10 (-5 | -4.9)24. Carolina Panthers 9 (+4 | +3.9)25. Cincinnati Bengals 7.8 (-1 | -1.2)26. Miami Dolphins 6.4 (-1 | -0.8)27. Cleveland Browns 5.9 (NC | -0.4)28. New Orleans Saints 5.4 (+3 | +3.4)29. New York Giants 4 (-3 | -2.9)30. Tennessee Titans 3.3 (+2 | +2.3)31. Las Vegas Raiders 2.2 (-2 | -2.3)32. New York Jets 1 (-2 | -2)
>>151254922Forgot pic.
I wish we didnt have this shitty arbitrary law prohibiting NFL expansion into Canada.Its not like anyone watches CFL to begin with and their talent is already poached by the NFL so whats the point?
>>151255102>nanners at 5>jaggies at 11
Patty Cuckitini
>>151255121ya killing the cfl so we can have one team is Toronto would be so sick! Not even sure why I watch the NFL now without Toronto having a team
Boom.
>>151255149Vancouver could get a team.
>>151255159How many more games like this does Lawrence has to win to earn the generational talent banner?
>>1512551491 or 2 good teams is better than a bunch of mediocre teamsOh hey theres a good pl- aannnnd hes poached...
2017 2.0 is happening
>>151255218>wentz>hurtslolmao, ill take goff and baker thank you
Now that my Chieffies are finished who should I root for?
>>151254179theyll make the playoffs purely because the AFC is a garbage conference that consists of 3 good teams (one of which is currently self destructing as well)
>>151255288>one of which is currently self destructingthey'll get a little better when Khalil Mack is back but their offense play design is reliant on niggers and they ignore mcconkey so who tf knows if they right the ship or not also now they don't have a RB so they're going to be forced to throw 80% of the time now. herbs is either gonna sink or swim as the commander in chief
>>151255149no, solve your indian problem first faggot, we don't want your 5 million indian shitters traveling here to shit up our land unless you want a war? do you want a war?
I don't think Taylor Swift would be very good in bed.
>>151255353>basic white girl is a boring layYou dont say
>load up your qb room with a 1st round draft bust, a 3rd round pick, a 5th round pick, a washed legend, and your current massively expensive negro qb on sexual assault charges who is inactive>create an absolute media circus>give all of the reps to the 2 older washed qbs>trade one away during the preseason>trade the other away after he blows several games>throw in your inexperienced 3rd rounderthe level of chess being played by the browns is incomprehensible
Once Facist pedo Trmup is out of the White House we need the President back in Madden.
Gm to all ameribros
>>151255385kek ok buddy
>>151255387At least they aren't the Jets.
>>151255478How would you know? You just rape them, Sanjay
My Jaggies are winning the Owl and obese pEdos are losing their shit lmao
>>151255489we don't sign our posts here
>>151255500I do though, big dick chadolf
>>151255336>Canada's Century Initiative advocates for policies and programs that would increase Canada's population to 100 million by 2100This is a national security threat.
>>151255504I thought you were drunk?
>>151255529That was last night. Now Im sober
>>151255538Stop changing your fucking name
>google AI literally just makes up statsweird
>>151255544My fucking name is Daddy, ask your mom she will confirm
>>151255551Anon its a stochastic parrot, not a PA
>>151255551Not weird. All AI just fucking lies to you and makes shit up. Grok does it all the time.
>SELL THE TEAM
>>151255574i say this but i do not look like this
>>151255574would this solve the bears, browns, jets, or bengals?
>>151255595Walmart buying the Broncos worked out pretty well so far
>BUY THE TEAM
HOW CAN THE AI LIE?!
>>151255595It would fix the Bengals. Their biggest problem is that the owner can't afford the team. Browns and Jets owners will spend on the team, they might have a personality problem but rolling the dice on a new owner might just get you back in this same place. The Bears are just cursed.
>>151255607It cant.
>>151255595I would solve the Jets since that dumbfuck republican faggot Woody Jonson lets his teenage sons run the franchise based on their Madden simulations.
>>151255607It doesn't lie. It's just not designed to recite facts.These programs don't actually think. They're not artificial intelligence. What they actually do is they scrape the internet for information and then mix and match pieces of it together to blend into something semi-coherent.
uh oh, jayden has a gf: WNBA player juju watkins
>>151255617>>151255625I was doing a HOW CAN HE SLAP bit, but thanks for playing
>>151255636we all know he fucks his own mother
>>151255636i wonder how badly his mom is seething
Which BBC is nailing that snowbunny Caitlin Clark?
>>151255625Yep. Ask ot something technical you'll see it falter. Ask it how to fix something, then pick something it says and just tell it that it's wrong. In my experience 9 times out of 10 it'll agree with you that it's wrong, even if it's right.
>>151255636bullshit. they're literally cousins>>151255639you incest freaks need to permanently fuck off
>>151255642Sport probably
>>151255647>you incest freaks need to permanently fuck offthe writing is on the wall anon
>>151255641what emotion is she trying to convey here?
>>151255642Your mom
>>151255638Haha my bad brüh. Whats your team?
>>151255636>>151255641His momma told him not to date a broke bitch cause they coming after his money smdh fammalam
>>151255655She's thinking about how she's gonna spend his money
>>151255655Perfect face for rigorous and humiliating teabagging. I'd love to drag my thick heavy cock and balls across this brown slut's face.
>>151255613Lions were cursed too but replacing the grandma helped
>>151254794I've always been a believe in Goof. Even when he was with the rasm I blamed McGay's retarded decision making>what if we refuse to spend any money on an oline and only call plays thay take 5+ seconds for receivers to break on their routesHate that fraud.
This faggot was dragging down the Lions.
>>151254149For me it's Titans-Tardinals for being absolute comedy goldBut yeah hard to argue against a 99yd pick 6, T-Law heroics and those final 2 minutes of play
>>151255595New owner could be shit as well. Bears just changed owners, I'll give them a pass since it seems like the current guy had been the decision maker the last few years anyways.Owner change helped the reskins, Lions and Broncos, it didn't helped the Cards, it hurt the Panthers and Saints
Milt Plum make ya melty?
>>151255336>he thinks it's only 5 million hahah if you only knew
>>151255722His son was and is a failure. Paul loved the game of football, Mike is just a greedy asshole
Di you guys have any football related tattoos
>>151255746
>>151255760Ray Lewis is a murderer
>>151255777ya, and? some people need killing
>>151255722This is the 75th anniversary of Paul Brown wrecking the NFL and winning the championship in his first year in the league.Not that Roger Goddell gives a damn.
wreck this bussy
>>151255507>Canada's Century Initiative advocates for policies and programs that would increase Canada's population to 100 million by 2100why? 99.99% of Canada's population literally lives on the border of America, what fucking good does it do jamming more people into a thin line of land other than ruining the lives of the people that already live there. Anyone, literally fucking anyone you ask that lives in a densely populated area if they think they like living around so many people will tell you no it fucking sucks, there's traffic, theres queues for everything, you have to deal with peoples bullshit all the fucking time. please kill your fucking leaders
>>151255814The Century Initiative is a Canadian non-profit organization that advocates for a long-term strategy to increase Canada's population to 100 million people by the year 2100, believing this growth is essential for Canada's future economic prosperity, innovation, and quality of life. Founded by Mark Wiseman and Dominic Barton in 2014.
>jerruh getting fined 250k for thisRoger Goydell is an anti-football pussy
>>151255814>why?White genocide.
>>151255855Kek jerry is funny as fuck
>>151255855JERRY JONES!
>>151255855No Fun League
Have we fired Gannon and Petzing yet
God i hate daylight savings. It shouldnt still be dark at fuckin 6 am
>>151255855He's becoming very Vince McMahon now
>>151255858Based
>>151255890It hasn't started yet
>>151255858>>151255894Ya seething lil tyrone?
>>151255760Lmao
>>151255890>watches the NFL>doesn't like the darkanon I...
>>151255911Seething? That shit's hilarious.
Black Kings making lil whitey seethe again keeeeeeeeeeek
>>151255890Boohoo it's like 3 more weeks then your pussy ass can shut the fuck up.im more than satisfied with it being dark til 8 am for a few weeks to have the sun still out at 930 in the summer when you actually want to be outside.
>>151255975This but white kings/slave owners like Jerruh making blacktoids seethe kek
Who are some other big name NFL guys who'd brutally beat up a 60 year old man if given the chance?
>>151255890Faggot
>>151255997kek that's just as based. Anytime you can make people seethe about the colour of their skin/race it's a dub. You either accept who you are or you cry and get defensive. It's why making fun of Jews and circumsision is so fun. If they truly didn't care they wouldn't get so BTFO on the chan
>>151256020Richard Sherman
>>151256020AB and reek
>>151253862Certain type of person can't understand that the kid sees the L as reversed
>>151256020I think Gronk is a mentally ill psychopath who would gladly beat an elderly man to death if given the chance.
>>151256020Chris Jones
>>151255880Nope. Eternal struggle my friend
>>151256049Mahomes will eclipse this faggot chomo.
>>151256039>tyreek hill still beating son at 80 years old
>>151256020Ochocinco
>>151253875Kek
>>151256020Travis Kelce has that surface roid rage that would plonk a 60 year old and feel no remorse if they even looked at tay
>>151256079I memory holed him shoving Andy Reid on the sideline and Andy looking terrified
>>151256085>Mac Jones isn't as good as Tom Brady Wow. Totally needed this statistic to tell me that. Good job Faggot mutt you've really educated the genny
>>151256095He's always been a basket case. Jason had to keep him from flying of the rails and getting thrown off the team in college
You are now aware that there are four active NFL wide receivers from the University of Colorado
Remember when the Chiefs did that slow walk out at halftime in Brazil against the Chargers trying to act all badass?? Keeeeeeeeek the most tryhard shit ive ever seen. They thought they looked tough then got plonked by bustin cuckatini
Zesty bisexual black man OBJ pled guilty to PED use.
>>151256113there's no way taytay is leaving that relationship unbattered
>>151254048Is he the woah mother fucker is was that one of their other first round busts?
>>151256142that was blaine gabbert iirc
In a way this a victory for the Chiefs too
>>151255248Just pick whatever team is good now like you did with the queefs you bandwagoning faggot
>>151256123>Travis Hunter>Lahjontay Wester>Jimmy Horn JrNo idea who the last is. I'm guessing some old timer
>>151256147man adele is shit so this says a lot
>>151254572Seethe coded
>>151256132How did he get caught if he's a free agent
This is my Pat Mahomes impression>NOOOOOO BRITTANY STOP FUCKING OUR DOG RIGHT NOW!!!!!lol what do you guys think?
>>151254711Correct
>>151255102The fact you had the ravens at 11 means I can ignore what you think
>ermmmm did you just say that player was good?? did you even bother to a check their pff grade you fucking chudcels??!?!??
>>151256166Nah bro Adele was greatRolling in the deeeeeeeeeepppp
>>151256186Just being a tripfag should be sufficient enough
>>151256151Laviska Shenault but I guess he’s not on a team anymore>also drafted by the Jags kek
>>151256020Dante Fowler Jr.
kiwis are the worst posters on this board, which is saying a lot
>>151256146They just keep drafting the same player…
The chiefs being bet favorites to win vs the Lions is so weird to me. Feel like this should be 50-50Im going heavy on the chiefs anyway
chiefs suck lol
>>151256142he was decent until he got a wrist injury and then never played again. couldn't even get the starting job when the broncos had literally no one at QB
TIL the NYJ have a large and passionate fanbase in Europe. This confirms that Yurocels are retarded goycattle.
>>151256205He probably said a racism. Also those groceries were reparations for slavery
Yep, refball clutched defeat from the jaws of victory for KC imagine if the Jags didnt get 13 benulties
Tell me about the Bears, I haven't kept up with them at all. Are they any good?I saw them barely beat the Raiders, but they're coming off a bye
>have an hour long meeting at work to discuss the agenda for a 30 minute meeting:/
>>151256149There are no good teams
>>151256223Wions CBs are all fucking dead except for Amik Robertson. It's gonna be a lot of zone which patti generally eats up
>>151256242I always look at meetings like an assembly in school, change is as good as a rest innit
The Japanese can't tackle. This is pathetic. https://www.instagram.com/reel/DPgSB2OgRBX/
>>151256246Rip a juicy fart
>>151254048if you put bortles on the 2025 jags they’re legit owl contenders and if you put lawrence on the 2017 jags they been the eagles and win the owl pretty easily
>>151256242Caleb still sucks dog asshole. Commies are gonna win by 14+ points it's the easiest lock of the week. I can't believe people think he "turned the corner" because he put together a couple of drives against the Cowboys
>>151256260sumo wrestlers have the most muscle per body mass of any athlete.Japaneses best and most athletic are going to sumowrestling for national cultural prestige, not some gay tackling team contact sport
>>151256173why would i be seething?that game was awesome(you)r post is seethe coded, queefkek
Nobody is seething at the 2-3 Chiefs which makes them seethe because they want people to seethe at them. They're literally Panthers tier of relevancy right now except the Panthers play in an easier division
travis hunter is already a top 10 CB
>>151256279
>>151253883Is that Jim Harbaugh on the right?
>>151256273>sumo wrestlers have the most muscle per body mass of any athlete.They have no stamina. The average sumo match is over in under a minute and those fat fucks look like they're about to have massive heart attacks after.
>>151256020Ray Lewis
>Justin Herbert kisses with his eyes openIck
Bears over Communists, you heard it here first
>>151256273>sumo wrestlers have the most muscle per body mass of any athletethis is so ridiculously untrue I don't even know how you even thought to make it up
>>151256279wdym, the season hasn't started yet for Chiefs fans. waiting for January is hard
>>151256297He just wants to make sure it's real.
>>151256300https://pubmed.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/28548340/>If limitations exist in skeletal dimensions, fat-free mass (FFM) might have an upper limit. To explore the upper limit to FFM, 37 professional Japanese Sumo wrestlers, 14 highly trained bodybuilders, and 26 untrained men were investigated for body composition (fat mass and FFM) and cross-sectional areas (CSA) of limb muscles, by hydrodensitometry and ultrasound, respectively. Mean % fat of Sumo wrestlers, bodybuilders, and untrained subjects were, respectively, 26.1%, 10.9%, and 12.1%. Sumo wrestlers had a significantly greater FFM than bodybuilders, who had a greater FFM than the untrained men. Six of the wrestlers had more than 100 kg of FFM, including the largest one of 121.3 kg (stature: 186 cm, mass: 181 kg, %fat: 33.0%). The FFM/stature ratio of elite Sumo wrestlers averaged at 0.61 kg/cm, with the highest 0.66 kg/cm. It is suggested that a FFM/stature ratio of 0.7 kg/cm may be an upper limit in humans. © 1994 Wiley-Liss, Inc.
>>151256300Surely those gymnasts that are like 75 pounds have more muscle mass per pound right?
>>151255475Good morning, retardinallemagner
I gave Jim Harbaugh a concussion in NFL Blitz 2000.
>>151256297Isn't that pretty common among the autismals?
>>151256309>1994 Gtfo
Chargers vs Kangz sneak superbowl matchup.
>>151253862So now that the dust is settled.. are the Panturds a hopeless franchise?
>>151256312I look like this and pound Mike Stud's asshole
>>151256328Find something that states contradictorily. Sumo Wrestlers have more Fat Free Mass than weight lifters
>>151256309So you saw a study that said Sumo Wrestlers have more muscle per body mass than bodybuilders and regular people and came to the conclusion thst they more muscle per body mass than every other kind of athlete on the planet? Are you illliterate?
>>151256176Pretty good, but he should demand a flag at the end
>>151256311nearly every athlete I've ever seen and that's no disrespect to these sumo hosses
>>151256332Yeah. That's been obvious during the entire Tepper era
>>151256338 >larger than body builders>have more fat free mass than them>the literal sport about building musclesyeah okay
>>151256332They just need to play my falcons again to get right
>>151256338he came to that conclusion even though it doesn't say that in the report he posted. Insane behaviour. He's pretending we don't have eyes and that's insulting to me
>>151256332Yes. It's all over. It's Browns level now.
>>151256332All you had to to was fall on the damn ball Cam
>>151256297Psychopath
>>151256349>still hasnt named an athlete with more muscle mass per body weight than sumo wrestlers
>>151256332>Big, costly trade to get Bryce Young >Turn down two firsts from the Rams for Brian Burns (who you trade later for scraps) >Draft a big athletic WR that hates football>Be owned by David TepperIt's impossible to recover
>>151256309that's just FFM (given in kg), not a ratio of muscle to overall body mass. the sumo wrestlers have 2.5x more fat than the bodybuilders, so their overall muscle percentage will be lower.
>>151256359NTA, but does that even matter? There are stringbeans like Devonta Smith in the NFL. Being good, even at the offensive line is so much more than size and/or strength
>>151256365>>Draft a big athletic WR that hates footballWho?
Just got my asshole plonked
>>151256382XL
>>151256365Tetairoa hates hand egg?
>>151256386>lifelong I dont think 6 year olds are allowed to post here
>>151256253I just hope the Chiefs hold the lions to under 30 points that would be yuge
>>151256382Tet McMillan. Guy despises watching film and practicing.
>>151256336mike has to be the top, no? he's so much bigger and buffer than aaron although he has a more feminine face
>>1512541The Green Bay Football Packers have not won a football game in 4 weeks.
>>151256297we need madison to publicly cheat on herbie and then maybe he'll win a playoff game
What a coincidence this becomes concrete after he's being forced to retireHe'll be bankrupt or in prison in a couple years
The New York Football Giants.
>>151256431The New Jersey Giants*
>>151256431>The New York Football Giants of East Rutherford, New Jersey
It's not the Mara and Tisch families' fault that New York is run by brown communists.
>>151256431>the hey I'm walking here football whatsamattayous from east shitterford fuhgedaboutit
>>151256438retard
>colts are the 1 seed
im all in for mommy irsay
>>151256460Who the hell says Ulster County or Sussex County or freaking Ocean County are part of the NYC metro area. They are FAR.
>>151255551It's knowledge base is from January-March 2024 and it can't know what it doesn't know, so instead of giving you the correct information it just makes up what it thinks it plausible.>>151256297Kissing with your eyes open is based.
>>151256478>Who the hell says Ulster County or Sussex County or freaking Ocean County are part of the NYC metro areaThe United States Office of Management and Budget
>>151253911Based nanner enjoyer
>>151256474All in together now, things are looking good getting better now
not even getting my hopes up this weekit's a given that something will go horribly wrong
>>151256486Why do the fucking headquarters have advertisers
>>151256500Teams will eventually start bountygating Jayden Daniels
>>151256500trust in caleb
My team is WINNING this weekend
>>151256523Caleb isn't the problem, it's the shitty offensive line committing 100 yards of penalties every game.
>>151256500Bears have a fat nigger retard GM and a fat nigger retard QB. You can't beat the Commies like that. If they win even off the BYE I'll admit I was wrong about Caleb. He wont
Daniels is pretty much washed and its only his 2nd year
>>151256545not to mention
>>151256535My Saints won't go down easy. You will feel uneasy for most of the game.
Where can a man get his bussy ate out at 10 AM on a Wednesday?
>>151256550Nobody asked what you think about GODleb. Go back to putting marmite in your ass.
>Florio and McAffe are the only talking heads reporting on the Sanchez stabbingthe only real ones
>>151256550if he beats the ravens on the road will you finally kill yourself?
>chargers worst olineman is a captain who was just benchedwtf
>>151256563It's not important. Only tabloid faggots care.
>>151256558By a man or by a woman?
>>151256535BASED
>>151256573Shalom
>>151256496>Bronx ZooIt's just called The Bronx, kiwi faggot.
>>151256575does it matter?
>>151256166It says that only middle aged white women actually buy music.
>>151256535>saintsi would sure fucking hope so
>>151256575Any tongue will do.
>>151256535The Saints are beating the Patriots. Your team is underestimating them and will pay for it. I hope you didn't expect some easy victory going into the dome.
One of the better eras for QB play if I am being honest. Most teams have a pretty much their guy. There are only 4-6 teams that are in very needy QB situations.
>>151256191I look like this and say this
>>151256573I'm more interest in the legal repercussions of an ex-NFL QB getting stabbed while beating the shit out of an old man than I am in an overrated veteran QB being traded from one dogshit team to another.
Sauce Gardner
>>151256612Did the packers get fleeced by ol' Jerry?
im thinking about the jews again bros..
>>151256489sounds like a bunch of faggots and not map-knowers to me
>>151256638Can you go a single day without being an annoying faggot?
>>151256644Especially their penises
>>151256644Because you're goycattle.
>>151256622it is crazy how the NFLPA stuff went under the radar. These people claim to be pro-labor (PAY THE MAN) and all that but we have a literal case of the union hiring some pro-capital faggot and then colluding with the league to bury stuff and silence.
>Here's that MVP I was telling you about
I kind of feel bad for the browns...
>>151256682how the hell did the Giants get such a hard schedule.
>>151256682Giants having the hardest schedule while being shit is SO funny
>jetes
>>151256685They're in the NFCE. That means they have to go up against the AFCW and NFCN while playing the Commanders and Eagles twice each
>>151256682The Browns are going to be ahead of the Ravens soon lol
>>151256274ironic :^)
pooa people, our response
>>151256724tyreek knows ball
>>151256724Did he just ask ChatGPT to make that list
>dov
>>151256724i mean, who the fuck rates tua?
>>151256756For me it's reddit
What games next week do you guys think are trap games/upsets?>Eagles-Giants>Broncos-Jets>Bengals-Packers>Cowboys-PanthersI've just got a feeling these are going to go the other way
>>151256756For me it's sweaty qbs
>>151256756See>>151256030Whitey and Blackey don't seethe when they see racist memes or posts. Jews 100% seethe because they know they're mutilated tranny dicked freaks and are insecure because they'll never feel what real men feel keeeeeeeek
>>151256778my bungles would lose to every shit team on that list
>>151254794I was wrong about him but I'm going to wait several more games till I fill out my apology form
>>151256563Media fags looking out for each other. Meanwhile if (You) sneeze in the wrong direction, these media vermin would take great joy in crucifying you.
>hire Ben johnson they said>it'll fun they said
>>151255102>5. 49ersWhy do you always overate my Niners?
>giving attention to non-U.S. flags ngmi. They have women brains, if you don't engage they'll literally kill themselves
>>151256817Just filter them, avoid them altogether
>>151255159Very nice
>>151256790Packers are frauds. I just feel like you're going to win
Lol
>>151256810d-don't look into who the biggest hockey insider is you cretin!
>>151256817I genuinely don't listen to any country that ever voted a woman into the top position. That filters most retarded countries.
>>151256778niggles/gnats just because it’s a TNF game.
>>151255890I love waking up at 6 am for the international games and it's still dark. Max comfy
I'd have a breakdown too if I was a Ravens fan
>>151256833Adam Bank is our guy
>>151256778Flacco beating the turds
Why didn't he pass to either of these two? It was 3rd and 1
i wish i could think about the beautiful things in life. sitting on the beach enjoying the breeze and smelling the ocean. enjoying a delicious meal with someone that loves me just as much as i love them. the joy on the faces of my children when i come home from work. but instead all i can think about is the circumcised penises of all the jewish people across the planet. every single one of them. i am forced by something within myself to imagine their penises being chopped off at birth. why am i being tormented
>>151256916Guys like Schefter and Rappaport are relics of a dead medium. Their whole thing is to "break" news 0.5 seconds before it hits social media. Lol. Like you can just ignore those guys completely and miss out on nothing.
Grim.
>>151256924There it is
>>151256958kekthat's pathetic
Nice thread
>>151256970It's 4am on a weekday and you're posting about cocks. Btw my cock isn't mutilated, since I know cocks matter to you
>>151256808You're the 2nd-best team in the NFC North, stop bitching
>>151256876It all makes sense now
>>151256970Those two are not mutually exclusive
>>151256990the only way the bears are 2 is if there’s a 3 way tie at 1
>>151256833Experts Agree
>>151256997At least he has a job
>>151257007>Shook
gayvens are 1-4 btw
They never answer the question do they?They just imply everyone else is dumb yet don't acknowledge being an overrated choke artist >black QB shill is fucking embarrassing keeeeeeeekI mean just look at this fucking bum
>>151257012>even the Panthers are betterlolkek even
>>151257007>doubting my 'ders
>>151257012It's ok certain fairweather fans said they don't care about winning football games after the gayvens got buttraped (especially sore subject for certain antipodean fans) in the playoffs 2 years ago and started an odd obsession with penis and Bo Nix (sounds like "penis")
>Chiefs fans are mutilated Jews confirmed Keeeeeeeeeeeeek screencapping all these posts for later in the year
>Ravens fans' season is over Keeeeeeeeeeeeek saving all these webms for when they miss the playoffs
>>151256958real schizo hours
>>151256940Yea couldn't be me cuh
Colts/Broncos horsie AFCCG?
>>151257060>Bronkeks Lmao
>>151257065Scared?
Lmfao no way...... did this really happen to Lamar 30+ weeks ago??Keeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeek
>>151257060Just got off the phone with script writersBoth conferences championships will feature bird vs cat teams
>>151257069Based Nix in the genny
>no nabers>no slaytontonight's game is going to suck
>30+ years agoYou sad creature
>>151257071Well that was horrific
>>151257072keekhe won't address this btw
>>151257079There's a game on tonight?
I hate the retarded gayvens kiwi as much as the next person, but him hating on "them" is based
>>151256675something tells me he's not in a hurry to get back
>>151257079>tonight'sAnon I...
>>151257079>tonight's game is going to suckI think they should cancel it
>>151257092i dont like jews either but its kinda lame how he never responds to shittalk about his teamvery cowardly
>>151256675Labum isn't coming back until the Dolphins game so he can stomp on a shit team and everyone will go "Lamar is the solution!" "The Ravens are back!"
>>151257079>giants on prime time>jets on prime time>giants on prime time>jets on prime time>giants on prime time>jets on prime time
>>151257089>>151257094>>151257095jesus christ you pedantic fucks
>>151257092Everyone hates jews. Making the same 50 posts about them doesn't make you special. This is a football thread
>>151257007>talking heads are retardsYes.
>>151257107Try not being a NEET that loses track of the days
>>151257106The 9:30 in the morning is not primetime
>>151257099Boo hooo
>>151257073>ravens jagslol, lmao
>>151257110
>>1512571167:30am for me, I might just sleep in
>>151257110I think it's based
>prime timeate
>>151257116neither are you
>>151257116nigawat>>151257122vpn off kiwikek
>>151257133And there it is. Wtf man
>>151257139schizo alert
>>151257079This has trap game written all over it. Eagles will play down to their opponent and lose in an embarrassing fashion.
Just turned my flag off for the night but might turn it back on later then back off
>>151257152more like smash game for my birds. EAT EM' UP
>>151257152I’d totally believe that if the giants were capable of actually doing functional thingsit’s going to be the chiefs game all over again
>>151257188New>>151257188In a few
>>151257193>>151257193>>151257193new
>>151257192this one
500
>>151257133Coward
>>151257196Don't worry anon, just make sure to recycle after next thread!
>>151257165Legitimately what was he thinking
>>151257159cringe post
>>151256332the owner is top 5 worst. it's going to be like dan synder's red skins for decades.
bump
>>151259468>>151259415
>>151259472We're not at 500, retard.
>>151253883Bengals owned flacco desu
You know I thought Brian Schottenheimer would be nothing but a nepo baby hire based on his daddy's name, but he actually seems to know what he's doing. He's already clearly the best Cowboys coach in decades. Now, that's not a high bar to clear, considering his predecessors were Mike McCarthy and Jason Garrett. But at least he feels like an actual football coach, unlike those two a lot of the time.
>>151253994Many people are saying that TLaw is the most underrated QB in the league.
