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Flames Edition
Last time on /hoc/ >>151262653
Wednesday Oct 8
>Canadiens (2) @ Leafs (3) - 3rd period
>Bruins (1) @ Capitals (0) - 3rd periodTNT
>Flames @ Oilers 10pm
>Kings @ Knights 10pm TNT
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terrible edish
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MEMETHEWS
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My Crapies :(
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first for "ice" hockey
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Dobson is fucking terrible I’m sick of him already
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MERDE
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PAAAAANAMA
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dangle won
copey lost
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lol reffies gifting ruins that
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Nice backhand on that Bruins goal
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habs sis.. . it's gonna be a long season
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mama mia pasta
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Go Bruins!
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laine really been working on his speed and effort huh
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$76,000,000 plus tax and tip
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Let the French Canadian Dobson hate begin!
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why >laffs leave before the end of the game?
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>>151265173
Matias Maccelli is Italian
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KWAB
>hasbs
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Nice.
It's okay non flamesbros, you guys will likely have a great night of shitposting, I have a sneaking suspicion.
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>>151265076
https://www.canada.ca/en/department-finance/programs/federal-transfers/equalization.html

Here's the big one

>The allocation of Equalization payments is based on a measure of fiscal capacity, which represents the revenues a province could raise if it were to tax at the national average rate. Equalization supports provinces that have a lower than average fiscal capacity. Provincial spending decisions and overall fiscal results do not affect Equalization.

In other words, there's no downside to overtaxing your province. This creates a perverse incentive for poorfag provinces to keep their taxes high and limit economic growth.

Note that the 3 provinces that do not receive equalization payments combine for just 28.8% of the country's population. That is not sustainable.
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Hutson had a fucking ABYSMAL game tonight
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>Leafs
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>lame buttson
Can you spell sophomore slump?
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not the start we hope for, mon chers
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i dont want to talk too early, but our Famous Maple Leafs may be winning the cup
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Dobson and Hutson aren’t nhl players.
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>>151265191
as a quebecker i can't find a way to hate little prince edward island
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>>151265218
BU doesn't play until Friday anon
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>>151265225
This is the year the memes end
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>>151265175
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>0G 0A
>-2
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>>151265249
I remember when everyone on /hoc/ tried to tell habs fans that would be a huge defensive liability and habs fans wouldn't hear it
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>jays win
>leafs win
amerishits btfo
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>>151265113
BLUE JAYS
>BLUE JAYS
BLUE JAYS
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Boston is so fucking back
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amazing backcheck by Noah Dobson lmao

that'll be 9.5M+tip
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Has a torontonian ever given you a blow jay?
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>>151265297
Remember when people thought Dobshit was worthy of being compared to Bouchard?
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bud is seething that Dobson escaped to greener pastures
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>>151265376
KEK
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>>151265297
Most of the isles fanbase think >we should have given him the $11M he was supposedly asking for. People are fucking stupid and just| see big points from `60 assists two years ago and they he’s a superstar in the making. Darche got a massive haul for him, great trade
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>>151265380
idk it was an asian prostitute, there is a big chance she wasnt toronoian
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>>151265402
fuck no. im glad that retard is now the habs problem. Montreal is overrating the fuck out of a guy who is a primarily secondary assist defenseman who has zero bite to his game.
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>>151265256
Eiserman is shaping up nicely
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Prince edward island, long island and montreal island are all islands
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>>151265479
Eiserplan status?
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>>151265442
Hey bud.
So, has Noel noticed the bedroom yet? Or are you still on the hunt.
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>>151265488
Rhode Island is not however
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>>151265488
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>>151265402
Anyone with half a brain thought that trade was a massive win for the island
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>>151265442
unironically agree
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what exactly is the reason goalies, usually, unless they are bitch-ass binnington, leave the crease during skater scrums after the whistle?
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>>151265512
the general hockey community thought noah dobson was good on the power play LOL. watch a single islanders power play and Dobson was fucking up so often, that TDA and his shit liability was much better at running said operation
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>>151265507
it is, just no one actually calls aquidneck island rhode island anymore
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>>151265489
On schedule
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>>151265523
Not their job plus their equipment is designed for being hit with pucks, not falling on their ass.
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>>151265523
they are usually some frog or russian sissy
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>>151265543
Yeah how can he be good when they had the 2nd worst pp in the league last year. TDA is Dobson but $8M aav cheaper, except Tony is an Italian with attitude and Dobson is a soft bitch
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Fuck the score, the Habs look legit.
They are making a serious run this year. Not a chance they win it all but a run nonetheless.
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Stephen will never make me hate Dobson
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>>151265642
they're shit
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>>151265654
You're right

Noah Dobson's play on the ice will make you hate him
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>>151265642
This is exactly the "they look good but nothing goes their way" shit that will get St. Louis fired due to high expectations from how they last year plus the offseason's acquisitions.
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>>151265642
Habs did look good. Dobson did not
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why is gare teasing me and making wait until tomorrow to see my mammies?
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>>151265113
F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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>>151265654
cope stephen is a analyst he knows what he's talking about
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>>151265709
R U L E
U
L
E
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good ol wilson kek
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>>151265654
Sunk cost in action after only 1 game
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Time to laugh at the flames
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>>151265654
This.
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Dobson't problem is that he played junior in the QMJHL. No good defencemen come from the QMJHL
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Time to laugh with the flames
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>washington
they don't wash at all they fucking stink
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These boots are made for walking
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>>151265765
They’re shit but keeping talking shit about the habs lol pot meet kettle
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This has Dobson as their best performing player tonight, I think
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>>151265733
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getting big time rags vibes with how hard bruins have relied on swayman saving their ass tonight
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>>151265803
I trust my eyes more than some stupid chart
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>>151265824
blues win confirmed
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>>151265832
That would be a good idea if you weren't retarded.
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>>151265803
bwahaha bud btfo
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>>151265847
>"the chart said that we won!"
reality >>151265376
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My Crapies :(
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These penus are made for rubben
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>>151265844
I might be retarded but I'm not blind
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>Strome on a must win face off

Ok I've had enough
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>>151265826
Swayman was their mvp in 2023 playoffs. maybe he needed a year to adjust to life without gay sex
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Have a good night Capitols
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based geekmeister
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Is Jeremy Kikeman back?
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rough enough I'm not getting my hopes up against people who aren't dogshit like the craps or shitcongo, but hey a wins a win
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Keeping the puck in the o-zone makes a defender elite, I guess
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>skinner enters to silence
kwab
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>>151265733
>>151265824
Mike WHAT?
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>>151265903
I was pleasantly surprised tonight but I still have low expectations for this season
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>>151265905
It's hard to score from your own zone
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wtf is panny doing in an oilers jersey
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nice to see that tomasek made the oilers team, I remember when he played for >my team and he looked really skilled but was lazy as fuck, I guess he fixed his attitude
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N-NURSE
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HISTORY MADE: most wins by a german born coach in NHL history
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Huberdeau is finally benched the 10 million dollar man himself
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A win for Boston is a win for America
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>>151265905
>Dobson looked really efficient
What does that mean in the context of a d-man that had 1 sog
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>>151265976
It means they are coping retards
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>>151265976
if noah dobson is your teams best defensemen you have a lot of issues
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>>151265950
My Rangers lost to a Swede last year kwab
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kyle bukauskas has one of those fucking turning point usa faces (I am not referencing the recent current events)
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>>151265987
Hutson
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There's our Wolf!
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I have 150 points in my first two days of fantasy hockey. I feel happy.
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>>151265929
Its the dark panny story arc this year.

He was traded away by the Flames organization, he has no reason to hold any loyalty to the Flames nor the fans to have any resentment towards him cause he signed with the rival team.
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>>151266024
whos kyle bukauskas? whats turning point usa?
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>>151265929
kwab
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>>151265932
He was one of the worst defensive centers in the SHL despite having the most points.
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>>151266042
Enjoy it before he gets pulled for being shit
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>>151265943
You called?
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>>151266055
good job bro, you have a big brain
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>>151266024
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insanely talented
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>>151266106
That’s fucked up
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>>151266106
He looks like a lightsabre from the shitty new star wars movies
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>laffs win
>pooins win
>habbies lose
fuck you, gary
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>a chance to hand Marner his first loss on a new team
tonight, we are all Kingiacs
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>>151266100
Thanks! I have zero expectations because I have no idea what I am doing.
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>>151266132
a vegass loss is always a /hoc/ win
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Flames game starting one monitor on /hoc/ another on calgarypuck while watching the game on my tv life is goof
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>>151266132
ACtually, we want LA to lose so they'll trade us Kuemper at the deadline
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I've seen enough. Flames are winning the cup
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>>151266107
thanks, man
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ready for the game just had to take a fat marner
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Wolf just got scored on
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>>151266156
Comfy :)
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i wish nothing but a long, painful death on (((kenny albert)))
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>>151266252
Right in the bussi?
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great rendition
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>>151266177
This, they are legitimacy outplaying the soilers!
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>>151266323
With the best goalie in the league in net behind them too!
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>>151266321
thank you
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>>151266177
witnessed
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Awww
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>>151266382
shut the fuck up weeb
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>>151266410
We love Takagi here
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>>151266156
nice, I am fucking stuck with the Kings v Knights
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>>151266409
Sharksbros he has abandoned us
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>>151266409
Dallas Stars legend Joe Pavelski
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I’m a Boykisser what nhl team do I cheer for
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>>151266421
shut the fuck up fag lover
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>>151266473
We love fags here bud
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>>151266444
Sharks can never catch a break :(
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>make a statement
>call a quick one
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my frosties :(
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Jays won another victory for Canada
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I dislike that rule. Playing an airborne puck not of your causing shouldn't be penalized.
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>>151266506
>dobson
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>knights game started 30 minutes later
>only 5 minutes behind
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>>151266506
mmm yes the analytics say #53 was the best skater!
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magnificent shot
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>garygoal
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>>151266592
Where are my Hurricanes?
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Flamesbros...
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>>151266512
Found this picture of you
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wolf sisters...
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My penguins (:
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what's that bagpipe music that Vegas played right after getting scored on?
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This game is getting ugly flames should concede before it’s too late
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boosh
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>>151266615
Gary wanted to give his darlings a lead
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why did Florida get to open their season at home and against the one of the worst teams in the past decade while everyone else has to play tough division games in their openers?
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>>151266622
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>>151266410
You don't command anything.
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It’s over
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>>151266622
lmao Burke is a faggot. he got an aids infested fag son
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>>151266669
The cawks didn’t look so bad yesterday
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>>151266409
hope he slips falls and dies and all of the stars roster gets ass cancer and they die too.
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I thought you flaming faggots told me this guy was a good goalie? Was /hoc/ lying again??
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>>151266698
jesus
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>>151266702
He’s not good fighting the refs and the oilers
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>>151266702
/hoc/ isn't known for its great hockey insight
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>>151266669
They knew Tampa@Florida wouldn't draw viewers so they had to goose the numbers with Chicago.

>>151266702
Fact: This is Wolf's first game against McDavid.
Fact: Wolf lost to Edmonton when they didn't have McDavid in the lineup
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>>151266722
true /hoc/ doubted wolf
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>>151266714
yeah, jesus the popcorn vendor can get it to. fuck him.
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>>151266702
Holy fuck now your stealing my alfred e. Neuman picture. Do you have a single original image in your image folder?
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damn the flames fucking SUCK
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Wolf is so good that his haters expect him to get a shutout every game
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Ryan huska is a terrible coach
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no im shocked the flames are bad
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>>151266722
Speak for yourself, I’m the founder and president of the Dobson Sucks LOL $9.5M AAV Club
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>GUYS GUYS DUSTBIN WOLF IS SO GOOD
>also dustbin wolf
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Mcgaykid will never lift the cup with the Oilers. Its almost sad
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>>151266774
>Wolf is so good that his haters expect him to be above .667
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Its Skinners Vezina year
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powerplay goals shouldnt count towards save precentage
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>>151266841
Bouchard is more likely to win a Norris than Skinner win a Vezina
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>>151266849
maybe you should get a real goalie
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>>151266804
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copey sisters... we are losing twice tonight...
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>make lights
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Wolfie is heating up
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>this guy is a good goalie...just trust me guys...
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>xhe unironically thought marner was good
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oh
no
No
NO

COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEY
>COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEY
COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEY
>COOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPEY
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>>151266935
Uh oh Anon, he heard you.
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Trust in the process they haven’t scored 5on5 yet
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>lauzon
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LMAO X2
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SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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>pup
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>>151266877
cope the aces won
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detoilet tomorrow
bonne nuit
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Wolfpack wolf needs our support!
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Adin might be over the Hill
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whoa they scored at the same time in both games twice now. gary has powerful magnets.
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This game would’ve been completely different if Zayne parkeh was playing
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any /furries/ here
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Dark Panny strikes first
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Well this is going about as good as expected. If we have to lose make the goddamn glitter twins ache. Hit those Grease Pigs!!!
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Its ogre flams. Start the chimpout
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>>151267022
I partake every once in a while
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>most dangerous lead
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>>151267007
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Thank God we didn't play Parekh or keep Kerins up. Imagine how bad this game would be without such huge difference makers as Kirkland and Bean.
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>guys who make "fancy" plays
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>When you spend all off-season trying to tell people the flames are anywhere near decent
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>>151267076
true women do it better
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>>151267066
start shit, get hit
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>>151267066
I wish that would happen in the streets of London and not just the hockey rinks
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Flames always miss playoffs when they win the first game stupid oilers are doing us a favour lol
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I seriously missed you autistic Flames fans
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no way that's a trip
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why did the flims sign a guy who is making stuart skinner look like the second coming of patrick roy to 8x7?
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Flames are elite they are just a bit rusty, go flames :)))
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>>151267116
Do you think that losing is winning?
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But why is his name literally ”eat bread”
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>>151267077
>Um actually they were only a few points out of the playoffs
Pfft
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I still think the Flames are great
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>>151267096
>Flames always miss playoffs

Yeah or lose in the first round.

>>151267112
Because if Wolf isn't good then their rebuild is sunk before it begins.
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>>151267116
rust is a form of oxidation, a slow burning flame
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>>151267122
To dab on the gluten-free folx
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>>151267116
They'll be back in the lead before we know it
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>>151267126
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>>151267077
those retards have only themselves to blame lol
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>>151267159
They already are in the lead in my mind :)
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>>151267178
Thanks :D
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This game doesn’t count they got lucky huberdeau is hurt
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He's so red, he gets free Bethesda games
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>>151267192
Anon... the preseason is actually over so these games do count
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>>151267190
Mine too :)
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kichel is the mutthomes of the NHL. gets all that money just to get beat by shitters.
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>>151267077
do you genuinely think people have been trying to convince you this team was good? are you really that retarded?
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>>151267214
wut?
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>>151267069
Kerins deserves a full time slot. He's earned another try out at it.
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>>151267215
>thinks the regular season counts
>calls others retarded
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>>151267225
I bet against the Flames for a reason anon. Your team is shit.
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>>151267266
Are not! Our flames are elite, like I said they are rusty!!!!
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>>151267126
Stay strong friend, its a tough hurdle to start for the team.
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>>151267242
When Skyrim came out, Bethesda had a contest that where the first person to name their kid Dovahkiin would get free Bethesda games for life. The picture of the kid with the free games shows an incredibly red baby.
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>>151267300
Once the rust is shaken off, the Flames will show their true power
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>>151267319
lol thats right
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>>151267291
>Season just started
>Rusty
kwab
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>>151267255
canada
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>>151267291
Yeah elite like Dobson
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>>151267315
That kid loves the Flames
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>>151267266
>I bet
post slip or stop talkin out yo ass
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>>151267315
>2 games in 15 years
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>>151267315
He's a champ :)
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>>151267315
Future wagie right there
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>>151267315
oh, sorry i didn't get the 15 year old reference about some lame game that retards still play.
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both good guys losing rn plenty of time to go in each game
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>>151267315
Those cool mittens are making him too hot
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>>151267415
now this is a real game changer. Oilers are going to the finals again
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>>151267363
I bet that Wolf isn't good and I won!
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>>151267421
Always remember /hoc/: "Cold babies cry, hot babies die"
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>>151267415
The Oilers are beating the Flames so bad that players are jumping on the bandwagon
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Reminder of what Wolf is turning into
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>>151267315
lmao imagine getting free shitty games sent to you for life. they wont stop coming to your door until you literally die
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>>151267504
Why does he get down's syndrome twice
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>>151267504
trash?
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>>151267504
>.777 save percentage
>6 GAA

Wolf bros, it's over
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>>151267542
Apparently thats just what Flame fans believe
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Wolf is being paid 7 million dollars and having sex with Shania Twain what are you doing?
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>>151267363
1 more goal for the early payout
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>>151267560
It's just rust
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>>151267596
>You can just make money betting against the Flames
is it really that easy?
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Toronto sucks
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>>151267603
This guy crying already lol
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>>151267616
I bet for them to win the cup now it’s your chance to make a pretty penny
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>>151267636
Are you going to buy the /hoc/ mansion when you win?
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>>151267636
They haven't won a single game yet. How are they gonna make it to the playoffs?
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>>151267603
He's a Penguin
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>Season just started and they're already losing and losing their minds
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>>151267710
>losing and losing their minds
reminds me of trb
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>>151267729
Yeah you talk about yourself alot
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>>151267710
you would too if you hyped the shit out of a complete funnel
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>>151267677
if one game determined the season then call me monkeys uncle
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reminder that vegas "fans" don't know the first thing about hockey and most of them are paid actors by the (((casinos))) to make it look like a good product.
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>>151267762
a lot*
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>>151267767
>It's fine to lose games
This cope is correct
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Podkolzin just looks like a greasy Edmonton schlub. Gross half moustache, stupid looking. If I didn’t know he was Russian I swear he’d fit in lurking around West Edmonton mall on a Saturday night.
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Another bs penalty that’s it I’m done watching hockey until gary bans this shit
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>rancho coochiemuncha
this cannot be a real place
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>>151267847
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>>151267851
That's where the Young Bucks are from
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oh noeeeeeees! the golden showers are losing in their opener and (((kichel's))) extension announcement night! DO SOMETHING!!!!!
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Gary growing the game has resulted in Californian goaltenders taking over. No more french Canadian goalies
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>>151267828
Too white to be bumming around West Ed, it’s all Asian scum and browns now.
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better luck next year flames
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Fire Ryan huska he didn’t even use preseason to assemble lines with chemistry he just threw random players together
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>.833 SV%
>6.32 GAA

Is he getting better or worse as the game goes on?
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>>151267929
sorry but bald coaches are the new meta
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Congratulations to pissy Leon for 400 career goals
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didnt the flames sign some superstar goalie this summer
why isnt he playing
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>>151268001
strained bussy
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Guess I'll turn on this Knights game whole I play vidya. See if Marner can work some magic.
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>farabee leading all flames in ice time

It’s over…
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>>151267710
season just farted
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The Flames score by passing the puck into the net
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Our flames are coming back!
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Huomenta but the opposite
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holy shit wolf is bad
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>calculates shin deflection to score
wow
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>>151268065
Ahaha canucks gave us him too he’s already showing to be an elite player
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we need to talk about the league wide epidemic of not being able to score at even strength.

canadians will resist it, but we need bigger ice.
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>>151268100
start with the pads issue
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>>151268100
Making the ice bigger will reduce scoring. All you're doing is increasing the amount of space that you can't score from.
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flames know how to draft
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>>151268100
i’m personally supportive of olympic size ice but it would never happen because it means less prime seats for sale
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>>151268100
skill
issue
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flames scaaaaaaaaar
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Oilersisters...
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The Olympics will be played on NHL size ice. Not that homosexual gay euroshit size ice
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This one is up to Gary now.
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flames are awful but the oilers are hilariously fragile too
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it was 3 scores to 0.
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>>151268131
Nice team full of retards you retard
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Bad call.
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(((TNT))) tell us to look at the GREAT muttbyfield's play on marner...it's a slashing penalty that doesn't get called...errrr that doesn't matter!!!!
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Flames are elite again we’re back in this
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>flames are SH-
apologise
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ACHOOOOOOO
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>it was 3 (three) - 0
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the devils forward group still isn't good enough
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bud's mets 1 a moral victory against their rival
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Gary has puck tracking but he refuses to use it to make the correct calls in those circumstances
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>>151268243
soilers got da flu n sheeeeit?
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bros maybe you were right and hill sucks
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>>151268272
whatever happened to that black line visual puck tracking they were going to use on broadcasts?
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>>151268176
why do you like the oilers malik?
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>>151268271
>bud's mets 1 a
samir speak American
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>Puck is clearly above the net when it's hit
>Review it in Toronto
>erm actually it's inconclusive

Fucking Toronto pajeets, somebody drop a fucking nuke on those faggots
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>>151268214
One day you'll be able to insult me without sounding like a mouth breather. Maybe.
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>>151268294
I don't, just memeing
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are you experiencing?
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>>151268299
bud's mets 1 much like bud1
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Now if you remove the bs powerplay goals the flames have the lead
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>gridin is the first flames player in history to score in his first nhl game against the oilers in the first flames game of the season

Historic
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04/17/22 saw the most consequential hockey game in /hoc/'s history when the maple laffs defeated the new york islanders
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>>151268289
They still have it, they just don't show it because it's such a meme. It uses the same stuff as that webm

>>151268302
I can't think of the last time I saw a close high stick goal call like that become no goal. I think it's league policy to increase offense.
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wolf back on his way to .900 :)
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>>151268382
Alright I’m back on the bandwagon
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>>151268318
he is still crying about it HAHAHAHAHA
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>>151268318
alright flamers, we just gotta stop taking penalties AND conceding on those kills
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These teams both suck. First round exits for both. Next.
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>>151268391
We’re better 5on5 so we make playoffs and we’re scary
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>>151268387
>theres a bandwagon

lol
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>>151268436
1993.
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>>151268434
>flames making the playoffs
ok pump the brakes there buddy
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oh, look, gary's golden showers scored on the (((power play))) again...
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Gridin already ahead of Demidov, who had no shots tonight
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>>151268447
It's been quite the timeline.
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>>151268470
I've been told that Demidov and Hutson are on pace to be Hall of Famers and the best players in Habs history
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>>151268478
>canada can't win...IT'S ALL GARY'S FAULT
this is a great cope kwab
>>
Crazy that the knights and flames are coming back
>>
Flames should have picked up Georgiev from waivers
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>>151268490
Is there a single team that has won the cup since Gary has been in power that hasn't advanced his goals?
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throw them hats
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>kongs blowing a 2-0 lead

They've never done that
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>almost (and still might) jobbing to the >>>flames
can the oilels really make it back to the finals?
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>>151268513
are you ever gonna get over the fact that your team is just bad
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>>151268555
Yes but the Stars need to kill the Avs.
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>>151268555
No butt the flames can, they just need to make the playoffs first
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>>151268555
Cope they don't even have Roslovic
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>>151268513
1998
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doro on pace for 246 goals lads
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wait didnt that mangiapaine guy used to play for the flames? guess he got tired of that gay ass broke back mountain humiliation ritual too.
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>>151268598
>now he just finishes 2nd place instead
kwacanacuck
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Flames knights alliance
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>>151268624
you're both losers? nice
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>>151268624
based
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>>151268624
Are knights mountain chads?
>>
If you turn the 2 into a 5, the Flames are up 5-3
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>>151268654
>if dustin wolf wasnt shit
anon i...
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Lol 3 meme goals. Nice
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F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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flamin g galgary
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You doubted us?
>>
KEK
>>
soilers
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YES YES YES YES FLAMES TIE IT UP
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Skinner moment
>KWAB
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flames are 3/3 for meme goals
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>>151268691
And oilers are 2 for 2 in powerplays so now we’re even get ready the diving will start soon for bs powerplays
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when does mcmeme start yelling?
>>
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=tCXSXU_T2xs
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Can some kind anon remind me of the score before the flames scored?
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Edmonton fans are secretly extremely jealous of Dustin Wolf, its been proven definitively that they will never EVER get it done with Skinner, and who is their starting goalie? Skinner.
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Losing the home opener like this is a horrible omen for the Oilers season.
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Flames are underrated team even if they lose they won a moral victory
>>
First game and last game dont count. Everyone knows this
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Flames are up 3-0 since shaking the rust off
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>>151268680
>>151268690
>yes, I want to be Canada's goalie in the Olympics
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Flames already won the story
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Okay wolf definitely just earned himself the starter position for team usa with this game
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>tfw you get the early payout and then they choke the lead away
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This game ends in a garyout.
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>>151268722
>last game dont count
pretty sure that is the only game that truly matters
>>
The Flames have shown they have the heart and determination that it takes to win a cup
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>>151268749
If your last game really matters, it doesn't. You are not making it past the 1st round.
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>>151268754
Flames always have heart they just have no skill. Love me my Flames
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gary made the call
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If mcgaykid played for the flames he would win a cup.
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>>151268743
$13 dollar profit.
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>>151268743
imagine getting scared by the flames
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>>151268760
>if your last game is game 7 of the Stanley Cup final, it doesn't matter
why did you think playoff goals counted toward regular season records?
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>>151268781
There’s no centre spot for him on the roster
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>>151268810
And thats his problem not mine
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>>151268788
you're replying to gary. he knew.
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islanders recognized dobson as a shitter who wanted an albatross anchor contract and got rid of him for nice assets. if only the flames had been smart enough to do the same with hoob. islanders won flames lost.
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>>151268781
>>151268810
this is true for all flamesbros know the team is not allowed to ever have a 1C
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mcgayvid pp winner what a boring script gareth
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>>151268789
Look you dont get it and its fine. I dont spoon feed the needy.
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>Hey, Connor this is your #1 goalie and #1 defenseman. Lets go and win a Stanley Cup!
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It’s over powerplays ruin the sport
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Flames shorthanded kino for the game winner
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first for finland
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>>151268852
in a just world anon...
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>>151268833
Kek
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Damn Flames lose again
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kinda upset i missed this game
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Justin Kirkland sucks ass why was Rory kerins sent down instead…
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>>151268891
it was beautiful

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ivWPuEIdb00
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>Ryan Nothing-Happens
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>>151268894
kirkland is a guaranteed goal in the shootout, what an asset
>>
my boy eichman
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wow 4 rusty peon goals, mitch must have a lot of points he is the league's premier setup man after all
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>KANGZ
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>>151268898
ty anon
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wheres mitch?
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>>151268934
gone to the great victory lap in the sky
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>>151268934
Hanging with dylan
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lmao it was 3-0
>>
>>151268926
when is your shit team gonna get good?
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I love that in Game 1 of the season, Wolf is already just showing he's a difference maker on any given night.
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>>151268934
two points so far tranny kek
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how much longer will gary keep the magnets on?
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>>151268959
I think it's safe to say he'll be at least a Vezina finalist
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>>151268962
Moral victory
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kwab
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>>151268934
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>>151268960
why did you sign your own post?
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>>151268978
Did the Oilers really think
>What if we keep this retarded fucking goalie?
Now they can act surprised when he does shit like this
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>>151268978
Wow
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>The Los Angelés Kongs are proud to select, with the first pick overall: Gavin McKenna
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>>151268980
>kek
Oh because I’m laughing at you dumb tranny kwab standings.
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>>151268985
>>151268978
Aaaand that’s why you’re not tendies lmao watch more puck bud
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>>151268978
Wolf would never
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Please no gary time.
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>>151268978
>Canada wants the cup
>This is their goalie
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two goalies fighting to keep calgary in the game
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>>151268990
there you did it again, i was talking about the resident /hoc/ schizo, not your new gay leaf twink friend.
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>>151268994
Anon this is gonna be hard for you to believe. But I really don't give a shit about the Oilers
>>
Wolf is amazing
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>>151269011
Worked
>>
You just know McDavid is going to scream at that kid
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>>151269017
Wasn't he .500 earlier this game?
>>
>>151268988
It's not fair that they only have to play the good teams, my shit teams can go a month only seeing other shit teams
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>>151269008
>rambles about /hoc/ schizos
>starts rambling about his own schizophrenia
cmtsu
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>>151269025
1.000 since shaking the rust off
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>>151269025
that’s because he’s bad on the penalty kill
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soilers will consider a garywin an actual win kek
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>>151269026
They play a shit team right now.
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>wins the calder
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/hoc/ doesn't not function or even exist unless I am looking at it. Simple as
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shower bros, our response...?
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>it was 5-3
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We got our point flamesbros :)))
>>
Flames back to accumulating ot points
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>>151269046
He's legit pissed
>>
>Take 5-3 lead
>Let 2 goals through
Good job Vegas
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>>151269049
Flames won the story :D
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Flames point secured.
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overtime in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada :)
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copeysissys.... we were already gloating about 2 secondary assists....
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>>151269060
Cool I didn’t ask. the leafs won already
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bros our leafs fan on survivor got medivac'd off the island with a snake bite... I think this is a REALLY bad omen for the season
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>>151269053
>>
Dropping a truth bomb in yhevmext thread
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you still gave me a (You) dumb fuck
kys leaf faggot
>>
copeshit awfully quiet right now lmao
dylan won
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>>151269067
snakes are often a symbol of wisdom, so a snakebite is really just an injection of inteligence when ou think about it
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>>151269070
Awww is the poor little American upset
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So let me get this right.... OILERS KEPT STUART SHITTER? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA NO WAY
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>>151269067
lmao. remember that one season where almost everyone died during one of the challenges
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>>151269070
seethe tranny kek
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>>151269042
that which exists without my knowledge exists without my consent
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>>151269078
>>151269067
The gay from Toronto got voted off too now there’s no Canadians left
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>>151269074
I'm going to go get bit by a bunch of snakes. Go Flames!
>>
habs wangs is going to be kino
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>>151269081
Based leaf
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>>151269054
cope hill can’t stop a beach ball
>>
Now thats what I call a bad call
>>
>Flames players chimping out
>>
uh oh you touched mcgayboy off to the naughty box :)
>>
Penalty in ot rigged game
>>
more like REEEEgar
>>
McBitch whining in mid season form.
>>
Gay ass call
>>
Gary cut it out asshole
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noOOoOoOooOo you cant touch mcdavid!!!
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wow two overtimes gary, who could have seen that coming??
>>
garytime in las vegas
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>>151269115
>flooding the Pacific Division with gary points
What’s his plan?
>>
it's winning time, it's mitch time
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>>151269125
Mitch lost to tbg
>>
new
>>151269117
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mcdavid is a MESS!
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>>151269125
our mitch has more wins than that marner on skates
>>
Imagine doubting Wolf
AWOOOOOO
>>
>>151269122
Total West Death (leading to eastern market win)
>>
fire adin hill into the fucking sun
>>
Connor is legit pissed now
>>
This is the least I've cared about a home opener in 10 plus years, absolutely no aura around the Leafs this year

One line team with no heart



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