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don't you DARE touch mcbitch!
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>>151269117
Cry about it faggot you can't molest other players you stupid chimp.
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First for Wolf
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Mcdavid won you the 4 nations cup show respect
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>>151269133
1993.
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Apologize to wolf
NOW!
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I don't think they're making the playoffs this season
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sv% above .900 secured
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>now you know who got all the money McDavid left on the table
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>>151269134
why is literally such a faggot?
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>>151269140
I never doubted him
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Fucking refs trying to get assists for the soilers
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Ref even helped keep it in. Gary will be bild this year.
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I hope Knobhead lets Tomasek make a penalty shot. He got some moves.
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>mcdavid and draisaitl were both out there
>bouchard was the one taking all the shots and chances
idgi
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Wolf over .900
/hoc/ wrong again
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zero chance the oilers win now
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Time for a shooutout
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>>151269149
Bold*, my apologies I'm kind of retarded
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First shootout in a long time. Exciting!
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>>151269158
You underestimate the power of mcdavid
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>>151269140
My belief in Wolf never stopped but I'll apologize anyway
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>when even gary can't save you
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>Guess how many goals I got this game
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>>151269165
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Let's see a meme goal.
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Oilers win!!!!
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>>151269159
I have an idea, what if we keep all of those same people that allowed that to happen around and run it back
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>>151269140
>>151269168
AHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
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WOLF EMBARASSED BY THE BIG BAD GERMAN
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George enjoyed the NHL games today. Say hello to George.
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>>151269175
there you go

thanks frosty
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>2 Shootouts
kino
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by god that's linus omark's music
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>>151269190
what is with you and children? anon you might wanna stop
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>fatmuss shitersson
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tomasuck...
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PING
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Holy fuck.. can someone just score already. Why can't anyone on these teams score
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is that a cock head on the left side of wolf's....helmet?
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>>151269209
They each scored one goal already show respect
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What happened I thought the marners were up 5-3
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when's kadri
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>>151269198
shut up faggot and cry more.
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these guys suck
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Just use your turn to bulldoze the goalie and cripple him. Ez pz
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>>151269218
He sucks
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I CAN'T SCORE
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Suck it Marner !!
Kings win!!
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Why didn't he slap it?
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GARY LOST! GARY LOST!
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gary activated the magnets again
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jesus fucking christ.......
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a fat turd from bitch farter to close it out
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>kisses the crossbar
kek
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They're going to need some anons for the shootout at this rate
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wtf copey told me marner had the game winning secondary assist???
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truly a retarded shooter duel in Alberta
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Make the mascots don't if it takes this long
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Still Bitch Marner
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F L A M E S
L
A
M
E
S
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Flames win flames win flames win
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flames bros we won :D
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>>151269232
Aged like a dead horse
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N I F T Y
I
F
T
Y
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>>151269249
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>oilets
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>>151269232
apologize NOW
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NAZEM KADRI!!!!!!!!!!
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OH NO NO NO OILKEKS
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IT
WAS
THREE
NOTHING
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Flames complete the comeback
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YES! FLAMES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Both teams deserve to lose kek . Fuck the Soilers
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Copey are you ok?
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>Make the mascots don't if it takes this long
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Wolf would have saved that
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Oilers still have more cups than the lames
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SOILERS DO IT AGAIN
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>story about how muhhhh muzzie kadri was snubbed
>wins in a shootout
Hmm...good script gary. that will get the sportsnet jeets in a tizzy tomorrow morning...
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[muffled awoo in the distance]
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wow day two of the season and gary already on to reruns
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rust: shaken off
victory: moral + comeback
wolf: elite
yep i'm thinking flames cup this year
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gg oilers
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He did it again... lol have a great season McDavid
IT WAS 3-0
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>>151269278
Wolf saves EVERYTHING
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>>151269232
get fucked bitch
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We Arabs just keep winning
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Wolfgods....... I kneel.
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>2024 lose the first game, make the finals
>2025 lose the first game, make the finals
>2026 lose the first game, to be determined
Oilbros we may have lost but we have once again won.
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Reminder that the oilers fan unironically think that Skinner is a vezina-tier goalie. Go check oilers social media from every playoff-spring for a good laugh
McDavid you should have gotten the fuck out of there instead of taking one of the biggest discounts in NHL history but at least it's two more seasons after this until you're free
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>>151269276
fuck yeah bro the aces are a game away from cementing their dynasty. in regards to the knights, team looked good except for hill.
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alright time for a midnight marner and then sleep time
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>>151269286
I'm already thinking dynasty
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>flames complete the 0-3 comeback the oilers couldn't
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You may not like it but the good guys won today.
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Kadri SO winner
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>>151269299
Still no Stan Lee kek 33 years faggot
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>>151269299
>gary using the same script AGAIN
i want off of mr bettman's wild ride bros
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>>151269305
He kicked it in
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>>151269306
jen
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wolf is the best goalie in the nhl right now and it's not even close
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Hit my parlay and won $200 :)
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You literally can't make this shit up.. lol great start by the Oilers
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>>151269310
I like it though!
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>>151269299
2nd place....again. kek, what an achievement to look forward to 8 months from now.
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>>151269320
post slip or gtfo
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Wolf is unreal, what an elite goalie. May as well cheer for the playoffs, because we are not tanking with a top 3 goalie
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>>151269300
Skinner wouldn't even start in Bakersfield and I say that as a Condors season ticket holder. Ingram and Day are the future
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good guys won tonight
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They even got gifted that powerplay at the end of regulation and couldn't fucking score.. LOL
Holy SHIT
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>laffs
>good guys
come on now
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>>151269300
>two more seasons after this
I wish every hockey media faggot would stop saying this. It's THREE seasons. This season has barely started.
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>>151269329
Could he start for the bridgeport islanders
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bad guys won tonight
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“Oilers gonna win with mcdrai combo!”
>stuart skinner
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>>151269335
All I can say is that Calgary had the stars align to win that game and had absolutely no business coming back. Every goal they scored in regulation was a 1 in 100 chance.

This game is not reflective of this team’s performance.
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Good job tonight. See ya tomorrow flamiacs.
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>>151269343
>Not so fast son
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>Kangz sucks
>Golden Showers sucks even more
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>>151269335
That finish didn't work for Dustin brother
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compared to rest of the canadian teams, flames are quite likeable
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>>151269341
oh i kinda forgot about about that game
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>>151269327
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fuck, that game took too long now safeway is close. how am I going to get dinner now
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>>151269359
why did you give up on the jets?
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>>151269356
The greatest injustice in the world is that three Pacific teams will have to make the ploffs
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>Jobs
>Jobs even more
>Keepings fucking jobbing

Seriously though wtf is this guys problem?
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>>151269345
Probably they fucking suck. You'd be surprised how good the talent is in the AHL. A lot of these guys just haven't grown into their adult bodies yet and need time to get used to the physicality of playing with guys 10-15 years older than them
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>>151269367
get some mcdicks
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Maybe the goalie that /hoc/ was blabbering about all summer is actually good after all
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>>151269345
They were one of the worst teams in the history of the ahl
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>>151269368
oh i forgot about them but they got scheifele and the ghost of wheeler
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>>151269369
5 will
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>>151269374
People have been talking about wolf for the last 5 years. It’s fucking annoying I wanted him to bust so bad to shut these smug assholes up.
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>>151269374
carter hart?
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>>151269324
was a good start to the season
gotta keep it rollin
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>>151269369
>kangz oilels in the first round again
worst playoff format of all time
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>>151269370
They actually fucking kept him.. lol are they fucking retarded. I think everyone and their grandma knows that the goaltending is a problem besides the actual Oilers organization
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knights play tomorrow
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>>151269365
nice
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>>151269382
seven days until he's allowed to sign with a team
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>>151269386
Not only is it going to happen again, but Refmonton will get their nuts gargled as much as possible
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>>151269382
yes. he's got to be better than hill and schmid
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>>151269381
im not sorry whatsoever about wolf posting
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>>151269319
I think so too
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beating the oilers in a season opener is one of the best feelings in sports, especially with a goaltending performance like that. what a great start to the season
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>>151269388
Should have traded for Kuemper when you had the chance. If the Oilers made that move they'd have a cup to show for it
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>>151269299
>2024 lose the first game, make the finals

Lose

>2025 lose the first game, make the finals

Lose

>2026 lose the first game, make the finals

Lose

See the pattern big guy?
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I think that should count as a shutout for Wolf because they didn't score on him once he shook all the rust off
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>tfw it was 3-0
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>>151269292
Hes so FUCKING good
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>>151269408
It just feels really good to know that Edmonton has been gifted over and over and over again until landing McDavid and its STILL not enough.

Oilers wish they had Wolf, but wishing is all they're gonna get this time.
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>>151269417
>2027 win the first game, miss the finals
Win

McDavid is just that special, what a guy.
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>>151269429
He's going to turn into a retard though
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>>151269351
See you soon :)
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Canucks play Rangers on the 28th. Pumpkin patch revenge tour game
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>>151269437
He's OUR retard :)
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>>151269420
Nah the Panny goal was legit, can't write that one off. Rust or no rust.
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Why Hasn't The Media Been Talking About Nurse?

For me, he stood out the most in the pre-season.

As far as I'm concerned, he looks locked in and ready for the playoffs already.

I haven't heard or read any of the big sports websites mention his pre-season play.

What's up with that?
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>>151269437
we don't use that word to describe the mentally impaired here
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got a point bro's
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>>151269434
>with the LA Kings

Gary will make the call
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>>151269453
retard
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>>151269453
Shut up pussy. This is a millennial board. We say faggot, retard and PUSSY all day
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>>151269452
because das raycicss

>>151269456
atta boy, well deserved too, solid hatty too
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>>151269401
Maybe it was just you doing it then, not a lot of people. Respect either way he looks legit.
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Just hand the canucks the win now we won’t have wolf in net tomorrow
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Jack roslovic trying to unsign that contract
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>>151269473
I didn't start Wolf posting. I didn't know who he was or how he made the team.
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:)
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i'm not politically correct but one may use trb in lieu of faggot as both are interchangeable
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>>151269469
:)
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Fuck Gary
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>>151269476
I think he earned the b2b start, we will see
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>>151269501
I rather not
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>>151269492
okay trb
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>>151269452
Nurse looked fucking cooked in the 3rd period. Absolutely garbage.
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>>151269492
>one may use trb in lieu of faggot
What is trb?
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>everyone shitting on wolf in the last thread mysteriously disappear
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McDavid should have put a clause in his contract that he goes up to $20m AAV if Skinner is still on the team by November 1.
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>>151269525
trb is the result of bud 1ing
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>>151269525
I think he is talking about his boyfriend
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>salty edmonton faggots refuse to give wolf the 1st star

pretty obvious he rightfully earned that tonight
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>>151269530
Sorry I don't speak Jeet saar, can you explain that in English?
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>>151269534
Same thing happened in Seattle lol
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>>151269527
Don't worry senpai I gotchu
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>>151269537
trb lost to bud
bud1 on 04/17/22 when his islanders lost
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Streets will never forget 2021-2022 Andrew Mangiapane
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Worth every penny innit
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>>151269545
and 04/17/22 too
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>>151269544
sar please speak normally
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oh look we are getting /mlb/ refugees who got scared off their own genny
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>>151269555
i can't understand your accent
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>>151269545
It was good times, we here in /hoc/ powered him up full meme energy.
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My team is leading the league lol
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>>151269541
posting this just makes you look like a dumbass with poor judgement
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>>151269566
Didn't you post this?
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>>151269574
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This was beyond undeserved.
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not exactly a sport for lookers innit
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HE AS HOLLOW AS I ALONE
A SHELL OF MY FRIEND, JUST FLESH AND BONE
THERE'S NO SOUL, HE SEES NO LOVE
I SHAKE MY FISTS AT SKIES ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
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>>151269590
why is his hair so jewish looking?
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>>151269586
no that was trb on vpn
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>>151269585
>NOOOOO you can't post the truth
Sorry anon. It happened.
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>>151269589
cope wolf earned that
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After watching the Wolf postgame interview on Sportsnet I think he is going to be a perfect face for the Franchise. He comes across as humble and hardworking just like this team. He doesn't complain or mince words.
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>>151269590
Then why are there so many hockey romance novels?
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watched mangypuppy win canada the gold against finland with a bunch of finns kek. "fucking canada..." was the first thing i heard after we won lel
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>>151269590
Wait until the helmet baldness starts
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a harder coach like torts or babs might have given it to the players straight. they didnt deserve to win that game. the soilers lost that game. the flames didnt win. but of course now that we are in the nuhl where everybodys feelings matter, 99% of those faggots will go in there and tell the boys that was a character win. league has never been this soft before.
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>>151269577
>>151269589
don't let this distract you from the fact that in 2022, tbg fell off his mobility scooter, and had his virginity taken by the governor of long island.
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>>151269604
I agree, Wolfs the man, seems very focused and non-arrogant. I could see him being captain.
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>>151269619
Zoomer players cries if the coach barks at them.
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>>151269619
>league has never been this soft before.
I disagree. I think pushing Bennett into your own team's goaltender is pretty hardcore.
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>>151269619
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Flames haven’t made playoffs after winning the first game of the season since 1994 so it’s not looking good for them
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>eat a pickle
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>>151269647
>it had to be Kadri
It just had to be didn't it
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>>151269647
This is his stanley cup
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it is possible to win a game and not deserve it?
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Good for him!
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connor mcdavid's stanley cup was diving at the olympics last year
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>>151269657
actually this is
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>>151269666
It’s possible to win the cup and not deserve it.
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why does /hoc/ hate mcdavid so much
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>>151269687
Your team is shit and run by retards.
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>>151269692
that's just old manbaby trb cause of 4naysh
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listening to afi the best band of our genny
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>>151269708
kek
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>>151266841
>>151266841
>>151266841
>>151266841
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>>151269709
Haven’t had a team since Lundqvist retired without a cup. Fuck this fucking league
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>>151269719
This is his Stanley cup
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>>151269692
i dont hate mcdavid, by far the biggest talent out there and he took a paycut which i respect tremendously, i didn't see him doing it. i just hate seeing him waste his career in edmonton
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>rags fangay
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>>151269692
I hate every player that gets over hyped and hockey media trying to gaslight the fans into thinking he's the best ever just to justify their own jobs. But I wouldn't mind if he gets a cup now. He's suffered enough.
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>>151269753
>and he took a paycut which i respect tremendously
I would've respected him if he'd actually taken a paycut. If he would've signed for league minimum for two seasons. Signing for the same salary you already have isn't a paycut.
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>>151269770
>trb on vpn
>trb tier take
checks out
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knights lost bro's..sharkies tomorrow
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>>151269770
Are you autistic, you know that he could have asked for Kaprisov money and even higher so this is a discount. For example, next season following people make:
>kaprisov 19M AAV
>shesterkin 15.825M AAV
>kyle connor 15MAAV
Are you think he should take a league minimum of 775k for it to be considered a discount. You are retarded, sven
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>>151269666
>>151269687
Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
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>instead of 12.5M a year he should have taken 775k!
>then he would have my respect
t. guy who lost to bud
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>>151269814
A discount is not the same as a paycut.
>For example, next season following people make:
Not a single one of those numbers are correct
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>>151269793
>>151269836
>says he only wants to win a Stanley Cup
>takes $12.5 million
If winning was ACTUALLY the only thing that mattered to McDavid then yes, he should've taken league minimum for a couple of seasons. But every single person in the entire world knows that not a single NHL player would EVER do that. Because winning a Stanley Cup IS NOT the single most important thing in their careers. Making money will ALWAYS be number 1 priority for every player.
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I was in edmonton and there was literally nothing outside of downtown. how do you live there?
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>>151269859
>xhe thinks the PA would allow mcgaykid to sign for league minimum
no wonder you lost to bud and mitch so easily
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>>151269708
the season just started and he already showed us just how bad he is again
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>>151269870
West ed tho
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>>151269870
Why even live in a city if you live in Canada. You can probably buy a mansion for 100k on the countryside there
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>>151269892
too many wildfire and zero healthcare
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>>151269870
Well what the fuck do you want to do? There's literally everything any big city has in every big city. You can go eat dinner, walk, hike, go to a movie, bars, etc. You faggots who complain "there's nothing to do" are the most shallow and boring motherfuckers to ever walk god's earth. You have an internet connection, two feet, and all the knowledge known to humanity. Figure it out champ
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>>151269880
The union have zero control over what individual players do with their salary.
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>>151269793
>>151269713
>>151269623
>>151269598
SAAR PLEASE REDEEM THE ENGLISH SAAR. WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND JEET
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>>151269897
Just live in the prairie somewhere between calgary and winnipeg
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>>151269870
You could just open google maps, zoom in and see all the attractions and places you're interested in, what the hell bro
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>>151269892
>You can probably buy a mansion for 100k on the countryside there
The Chinese have already bought all the real estate in Canada. And the ones that have not been bought by the Chinese, the Canadian government has given to the Indians.
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>>151269892
>>151269920
did you forget your vpn
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Based comeback win go flames
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>>151269915
thus, xhe rb seethes past xis bedtime
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Holy hell they should range ban Sweden, these are some truly awful posts
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One of the swedens is a flames and lulea chad
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>>151269901
This.

>>151269692
I think McDavid is the best hockey player to exist, his coordination and skill is unbelievable and his heart, discipline, and sacrifice for the betterment of the team around him.. you couldn't ask for a better captain.

But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna make fun of his autistic ass. Cause what comes with being the best ever comes with absurd amounts of social autism that he cannot control. It's really funny.
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>>151269892
im not waking up at like 2am to watch the nhl
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>>151269942
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if McDavid is autism incarnate what does that make Gretzky?
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>>151270003
A proud 51er
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>>151269969
Hmm...
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>>151269692
hes the greatest player to ever play talent wise. no one is even close. if there was 1 nhl player i would ever recommend you to watch down in the lower bowl, close to the glass, so you can truly appreciate their speed and stickhandling, its him. the guy could have basically written his own contract with any team in the league he wanted. he could have pulled a gretzky and made up some bullshit about his wife wanting out, but he took a paycut to stay in deadmonton. mad respect to the guy. i dont hate him. im just here to meme and shitpost.
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>>151269969
why are you acting you know anything about shl lol
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>>151269692
I dont hate him. He's just the opposite of an underdog so whenever he makes the slightest mistake its fun to meme it
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>>151270016
>hes the greatest player to ever play talent wise
Lemieux and Gretzky were better.
>but he took a paycut
He didn't.
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>>151270020
cope flames lulea and sport are legion
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>>151270022
lemieux was playing against plumbers. he was absolutely taking barkov, reinhart, stone, ekblad out for a walk multiple times. you will never see a nhl players turning selke calibre players into pylons like that any time soon.
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>>151269365
who do I put my 10 bucks on tomorrow bro?
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knights lost bros
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>>151270047
no way dude.. are you from the past or something?
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any of you niggers going to watch the Spengler Cup this year? always found european hockey to be interesting
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>>151270030
The ice bear logo was better
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>>151270050
The Spengler Cup? What in the literal fuck how did it get that name
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>>151270050
i sometimes watch the german or czechia leagues just so i can hear that sound of skates cutting into ice in the morning
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who is /ourteam/ this year?
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>>151269692
Its because of the oilers. They are far too unlikable I just can't. If he was on any other team I'd be happy for him and wish him the best. 4 nations proved this, its the team not the player.
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>>151270060
its named after the guy who invented hokkei
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>>151270062
Sharks unironically. They actually have a good team to build around going forward
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>>151270048
you tell me
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>>151270062
The New York Rangers
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>>151270069
Refmonton is the most entitled fanbase outside Toronto. I'm glad these faggots will never win a cup again thanks to the Nurse contract
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>>151270069
This
I can't support Oilers or Leafs
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>>151270060
i dunno ask the swisstards who made it over 100 years ago why they called it that
>>151270061
based eurohoc enjoyer
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>>151270069
newfags dont understand how badly the average leaf hates the soilers. soiler hate has literally been around for longer than this website. easily the second or even like 1b most hated team in canada after the laffs.
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>>151270062
kitties
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>>151270098
Didn't they struggle against the Blackhawks the other day?
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>>151270096
I kind of like the Oilers. If they didn't have that shit goaltender
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>>151270030
cringe my dude
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>>151270110
no
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Every Canadian has been lipped off by some gretksy and/or mcdavid dickrider. No one wants to hear it, and so everyone hates on the oilers.
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>>151270038
Zoomer retard.
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>>151270038
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My Flambinos did win :)
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>>151270187
lets be honest the Oilers would have won if they were good
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>>151270187
Wolf did us proud :)
Its almost like he could hear all the shit /hoc/ was saying about him :)
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>>151270199
The Flames pretty much won by accident. But We absolutely take those.
>>151270202
I barely come here anymore. Didn’t know people here were down on our Wolf. He’s a gooder.
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>we aren't going to change anything.. we are going to keep the same goalie.. we're going to keep making the same mistakes
>McDavid chose to stay on this team
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>>151270204
Well I think all doubt that he wasn't a gooder is gone now
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>>151270227
You know I thought canadians were retarded before. But I guess I just needed confirmation
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kitties is playing against the philly flyboys tonight, bros
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reminder: their is literally nothing wrong with being retarded
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Call me the golden knights because I'm dropping this marner off at the fortress
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>>151270265
Thats such a Canadian thing to say
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>>151270258
my flyers are so done, i just want zegras to do well so we can trade him
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>>151270277
>be from finland
>back the flyers
lol when did you get autism?
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Jann Lee or Bayman?
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oilers lost
marner lost
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Real american chud hours
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Just watching Skinners post game interview. He feels good about his game tonight.
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>>151270304
Besides the third goal he played alright. Did pretty well in the shootout.
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>Soilers tied to flames
>Soilers lost to the flames in a skill competition
So I guess knights are gonna win the west easily
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God I’m getting fat. Had a can of pringles and a bag of chips to the games tonight
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>>151270280
i was young and didn't know better, now i'm here
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>>151270408
Family size bag?
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>>151270408
in the middle of the night and you're still up? wtf man show some respect to yourself
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>>151270415
I don’t sleep much. I just dream
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>>151270411
we dont have "family size bags" here lol, sounds like a way to trap fat people into buying more chips than they need
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>>151270411
150g or something
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The Calgary Flames, atop the pacific division standings
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>laffs
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>>151270422
This isnt even a abnormal amount of chips for a hockey game in north america.

>>151270421
Yes
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>intellectually dominates your opponent
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>>151270455
This guy eats people
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>>151270462
He doesn't have to hes already calculated what they taste like
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>>151270476
There are no vegan vampires so coach Nosferatu most at least have blood bags on staff
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>>151270346
The Golden Showers lost their home opener against the Kangz when the Kangz were on a back-to-back
>>151270417
I've slept between 9 and 14 hours every day this week because I just want to continue dreaming instead of waking up to my boring reality.
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>>151270493
who wins the cup in your dreams swedebro?>
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Car Parts proposed new arena
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>>151270455
He read hockey books until he became a NHL head coach
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>>151270508
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Tonight is gonna be the first night I sit down and actually watch hockey.
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>>151270529
good morning saar
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Brad Marchand is going to the hall of fame. A little underdog his whole career who was only projected to be a 4th line agitator as a prospect. What a feel good story, it’s like something out of a Hollywood movie.
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>>151270555
Been watching baseball pal
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And by "baseball" I really meant cricket
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>>151270565
Have you been watching it because it’s like cricket saar
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>watching baseball
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>>151270576
No a watxh it because it's similar to pissapollo
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>>151270596
Disregard that, I suck cocks.
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baseball makes no sense to me
After hokkei today I saw highlights of the blue jays celebrating by celebrating and spraying champagne all over their locker room and thought they must have won the championship
Only to later find out they still have 2 more rounds.

What hockey team other than the >laffs would celebrate that hard over winning the second round
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>>151270621
Baseball playoffs unironically have more prestige than hockey playoffs because it’s best-of-five and not that many teams make them
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>>151270621
Baseball playoffs unironically have more prestige than hockey playoffs because it’s best-of-five and not that many teams make them
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>>151270621
Baseball playoffs unironically have more prestige than hockey playoffs because it’s best-of-five and not that many teams make them
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the copy-paste gimmick makes me mad
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seethe
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the copy-paste gimmick makes me mad
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the copy-paste gimmick makes me mad
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the copy-paste gimmick makes me mad
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the copy-paste gimmick makes me mad
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>it was 0-3
OH NO NO NO NO NO
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Look at this loser. Look at him and laugh.
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>>151270084
Whats Cujo doing playing at the Spenglar cup?
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>>151270777

>laffs
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Look Edmonton, you guys can have Wolf.

But its gonna cost you your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd overall draft picks for the next 10 years, and any conditional 1st or 2nd round picks you acquire? That belongs to us as well. Also you will cover the remainder of whatever expenses that are left of the Flames new arena. Also you will pay in full for a rebuilding from the ground up of the historical Saddledome which will become the new permanent home of the Wranglers and Hitmen.

Fair trade I think.
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>>151270793
Speaking of laffs, their goal horn is a crime against humanity.
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>>151270862
Based mafia dealmaker.
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>2 shootouts
An inauspicious start to the sesson
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>>151269692
hate him because they aint em
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>>151270777
you can take the marner out of the laffs
but you can't take the laffs out of the marner
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>>151269692
He's a dumb autist, not his fault, but the tards worship him.
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I think the Flames should win the cup
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Fell asleep in the 2nd period but woke up to a GREAT result, feels good being a Flameschad

>>151269589
Shutup.

>>151270030
BASED
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>>151270915
Truth. We'll see if Berube can take the laffs out of laffs.
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>montreal rooting swede
>st louis rooting swede
>calgary rooting swede
Who others do we have
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>>151269708
What a retard
>W..we don’t want Hart, we’re happy with what we’ve got
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>>151270958
what makes you think hart saves that?
he was shit too, remember?
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>>151270915
Gonna enjoy Vegas fags realising they ate a poison pill
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>>151270958
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>>151270955
'sota
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>>151271026
Marner got 2 points. That's a win for him.
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My marner shined during his morning debut
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I'm back from the dentist
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>>151271277
Ya I'm sure losing is just a side effect
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Mernin!
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>>151271336
You don't get it. Marner got 2 points. He won. Nothing else matters.
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>>151271332
The dentists name is Crentist?
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It’s almost Friday:D
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It's kind of insane how far Skinner got by simply mimicking movements he's seen from other goalies and guessing where to position himself
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>>151271460
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Feels like today is the real start of the season
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>>151271483
Our sennies play tonight
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>>151271483
Our Blue Jackies play tonight
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>>151271483
Every team that actually matters played last night
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>>151271469
I feel it
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>>151271548
Nah
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>finally a good day of hockey
why'd gary makes us wait?
why did he want us watching the shitters?
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>>151271548
And lost
>>
boston
buffalo
montreal
florida
new york
ottawa
carolina
columbus
minnesota
dallas
utah
san jose
anaheim
vancouver
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>>151271666
Almost
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>>151271666
The Flames won
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>>151271682
This. Almost.
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Toronto is better without Marner.
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>>151271529
No Elvis tonight!
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>>151271719
I just dropped a marner in the toilet at work desu
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>>151271683
yes
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Season starts tonight, yes.
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>>151271734
We still call those that.
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>>151271763
Our canesies :)
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>>151271655
Gary wanted to build momentum
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miggo rantanen :DDDDD
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>marnerjeet in the shootout
Kek, as if.
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>>151271719
I usually feel better after getting rid of marner too
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>>151271794
:D
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>>151271447
Thank god :D
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any isles fans here? does dobson play better at little caesars arena? pls respond
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Laffs will never win the Cup, so marnerjeet improved his chances.
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jour de match!
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Leafs looked like shit despite their win to be honest. Matthews is an elite sniper but without Marner to feed him pucks all day I expect him to regress bigly.
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Les Habitaints
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>>151271953
would you say the same for drai
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>13.5 milly for eichel
im late for this but gawd damn that is a lot of money for a guy with his production
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>>151271971
Still not as bad as Kaprizov
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>>151271953
Any chance he'll develop a new aspect of his game in the absence of being fed pucks?
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>>151271971
in a tax free state that he wants to play in, terrible negotiating by vegas
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>>151271829
Who lost to the Kongs last night ?
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>>151271971
Just because McDavid cucked out doesn't mean other stars around the league also have to.
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>>151272006
that's not what he's saying bozo, I think you just wanted to talk about cucking kwab
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Remember to give Otter your energy tonight!!!!
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>>151272014
It's okay Connor, maybe Stan will use the money you left on the table to get a goalie
>Walman 7x7
KEK
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>>151272043
y-you too!
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There should be morning games
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>>151271978
The Wild have Boldy, Faber JEEK and Rossi making a combined 26m
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>>151272039
i hope he gets the trade he's looking for, edmonton could use him
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>>151272057
But what about us wagies?
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This is the least I've cared about a home opener in 10 plus years, absolutely no aura around the Leafs this year

One line team with no heart
>>
The Sabres have heart
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>>151272100
We should get paid time off this week
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>ZERO games tomorrow
>ONE game on Sunday
What the fuck? fuck this Frozen Fury bullshit, Gary, fuck
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>>151272102
>no aura
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>>151272127
Gary absolutely sucks at scheduling
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>>151272127
Gary is already pooped from preseason so he decided to take a sick day
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>>151272141
he knows exactly what he is doing to avoid taking on the big3 leagues
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>>151272141
I blame Gary's Secretary
Debbie has lost control of her intern pool, and the admin has gone all screwy, and perhaps for nefarious reasons, who knows
>>151272152
aah... poor babby
>wipe your tears, Garth
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>>151272163
Gary needs to whip his interns more
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>>151272158
The reason he has to avoid the big 3 leagues in the first place is because he sucks at marketing the NHL
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>>151272169
gary obeys his masters
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>>151272163
The new interns really aren’t performing well. They won’t be earning their LinkedIn recommendations
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Erik Ersberg
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there should be a game at 5pm est.
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PANAMA-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH
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>>151272167
That's what he hired Debbie for; she's fine, she's working with what they give her, like always
The problem is not Debbie; it's Gary and his largest investors and the pissing contest that's been going on for years now with this lopsided, loony tune economic picture
>>151272178
It's a bit like the Federal employees' situation; not really cause it's a corporate affair, but it still has that air of unease and confusion; college-educated idiots uncertain of tomorrow and what it may bring
>It's perilous, and Gary should answer for it at the very next investor's board meeting, I tell you
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Swayman was strong last night
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>>151272057
chelyabinsk vs astana is literally on right now
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>>151272260
ya no shit
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>>151272225
Just like my Oilers
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>>151272057
the nhl network should broadcast shl/liiga
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start the season on oct 14 for indigenous peoples' day
end on feb 28
stanley by end of april
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TPAKTOP
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>>151272283
ESPN+ used to have KHL games until Russia did a bad thing
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>>151272283
They should, Liiga in particular
Flohockey is broadcasting Linköping and Leksand later today
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>>151272287
Next year the season starts on September 29th
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>>151272291
poutine ruined everything
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>>151272291
I was so angry when E! canceled their contract
KHL is a good program; they used to have a lot of talented TV people
They looked just as pro-style as any NHL broadcast, and they ought to make a return
Not like anyone's trying to stand in Gary's way at this point, am I right?
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>>151272297
yes, the regular season has too many games, that's why so much of january and february are shit
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>My Sensies start their season tonight
Neat.
>Matinpalo over Spence
Fucking Green.
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>>151272321
I always hate that period. There’s no excitement
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>too many games
and not enough off-season?
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>>151272296
Our leksandsies :)
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>>151272321
84 coming next season
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Normalize Watching Your Sister's Taut Skin Glisten In the Morning Light
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I want 200 games like they have in baseball
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Federal Prospect League starts tomorrow
>go Hat Tricks
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>>151272365
we could merge nhl, ahl, and echl into one super league and have 70-man rosters
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>>151272343
Both are too long. The season should start in September and end in April or early May
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>>151272167
He doesnt offer health benefits so the interns are struggling to treat their wounds
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>>151272290
Doidld Tyatsmr
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>>151272393
new expansions and renamings
>new Topeka Scarecrows team
>Pee Dee Ice Cats?
>Indiana Sentinels
>Twin City Thunderbirds replace Carolina Tbirds
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our canesies :) play today
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>>151272427
eat rock candy
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and then I called him a raped bitch and everyone laughed!! What a great day! many chuckles were had
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>>151272427
Achievable natty?
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marnerjeet
marnerjeet
does whatever a whiny bitch does
can he win
with the knights
no he can't
he's a bum
look oooooooouuuuuuuuttttt
it's marnerjeet
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>there's no games on Friday and Sunday again this year
The fuck is bettmans problem
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>>151272525
Gary has always hated Fridays
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>>151272534
Gary wants us to have Friday off so we can go out and meet a nice gal
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>On Friday, Gary Bettman will be taking his interns for ice cream and a movie
Family Day for the Interns, he's gonna take them to see Tron: Ares
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>>151272541
Gary wants us to produce the new generation of hockey fans
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>scorefull draw in Chelyabinsk
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>>151272566
Can't wait for the playoffs
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devils should have signed roslovic. they should try to trade for chinakhov. the forward group still isn't good enough.
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>>151272568
And hockey players!
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>>151272600
I can't wait until the mid-season moment everyone realizes who's going to the playoffs this year, and a select few people start bitching loudly about what a gyp the NHL is, how we ought to get Gary for this shitty season
>annual traditions are things we should treasure here at /hoc/
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>>151272617
I don't think there's much upside with Chinakhov. He was awful last year when he came back from his injury for my Jackies
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>>151272643
>>151272643
>>151272643
New
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>>151271991
Which team will never win the Cup?

>laffs



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