don't you DARE touch mcbitch!
>>151269117Cry about it faggot you can't molest other players you stupid chimp.
First for Wolf
Mcdavid won you the 4 nations cup show respect
>>1512691331993.
Apologize to wolfNOW!
I don't think they're making the playoffs this season
sv% above .900 secured
>now you know who got all the money McDavid left on the table
>>151269134why is literally such a faggot?
>>151269140I never doubted him
Fucking refs trying to get assists for the soilers
Ref even helped keep it in. Gary will be bild this year.
I hope Knobhead lets Tomasek make a penalty shot. He got some moves.
>mcdavid and draisaitl were both out there>bouchard was the one taking all the shots and chancesidgi
Wolf over .900/hoc/ wrong again
zero chance the oilers win now
Time for a shooutout
>>151269149Bold*, my apologies I'm kind of retarded
First shootout in a long time. Exciting!
>>151269158You underestimate the power of mcdavid
>>151269140My belief in Wolf never stopped but I'll apologize anyway
>when even gary can't save you
>Guess how many goals I got this game
>>151269165
Let's see a meme goal.
Oilers win!!!!
>>151269159I have an idea, what if we keep all of those same people that allowed that to happen around and run it back
>>151269140>>151269168AHAHAHAHAH HOLY SHIT
WOLF EMBARASSED BY THE BIG BAD GERMAN
George enjoyed the NHL games today. Say hello to George.
>>151269175there you go thanks frosty
>2 Shootoutskino
by god that's linus omark's music
>>151269190what is with you and children? anon you might wanna stop
>fatmuss shitersson
tomasuck...
PING
Holy fuck.. can someone just score already. Why can't anyone on these teams score
is that a cock head on the left side of wolf's....helmet?
>>151269209They each scored one goal already show respect
What happened I thought the marners were up 5-3
when's kadri
>>151269198shut up faggot and cry more.
these guys suck
Just use your turn to bulldoze the goalie and cripple him. Ez pz
>>151269218He sucks
I CAN'T SCORE
Suck it Marner !! Kings win!!
Why didn't he slap it?
GARY LOST! GARY LOST!
gary activated the magnets again
jesus fucking christ.......
a fat turd from bitch farter to close it out
>kisses the crossbarkek
They're going to need some anons for the shootout at this rate
wtf copey told me marner had the game winning secondary assist???
truly a retarded shooter duel in Alberta
Make the mascots don't if it takes this long
Still Bitch Marner
F L A M E SLAMES
Flames win flames win flames win
flames bros we won :D
>>151269232Aged like a dead horse
N I F T YIFTY
>>151269249
>oilets
>>151269232apologize NOW
NAZEM KADRI!!!!!!!!!!
OH NO NO NO OILKEKS
ITWASTHREENOTHING
Flames complete the comeback
YES! FLAMES WIN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Both teams deserve to lose kek . Fuck the Soilers
Copey are you ok?
>Make the mascots don't if it takes this long
Wolf would have saved that
Oilers still have more cups than the lames
SOILERS DO IT AGAIN
>story about how muhhhh muzzie kadri was snubbed>wins in a shootoutHmm...good script gary. that will get the sportsnet jeets in a tizzy tomorrow morning...
[muffled awoo in the distance]
wow day two of the season and gary already on to reruns
rust: shaken offvictory: moral + comebackwolf: eliteyep i'm thinking flames cup this year
gg oilers
He did it again... lol have a great season McDavidIT WAS 3-0
>>151269278Wolf saves EVERYTHING
>>151269232get fucked bitch
We Arabs just keep winning
Wolfgods....... I kneel.
>2024 lose the first game, make the finals>2025 lose the first game, make the finals>2026 lose the first game, to be determinedOilbros we may have lost but we have once again won.
Reminder that the oilers fan unironically think that Skinner is a vezina-tier goalie. Go check oilers social media from every playoff-spring for a good laughMcDavid you should have gotten the fuck out of there instead of taking one of the biggest discounts in NHL history but at least it's two more seasons after this until you're free
>>151269276fuck yeah bro the aces are a game away from cementing their dynasty. in regards to the knights, team looked good except for hill.
alright time for a midnight marner and then sleep time
>>151269286I'm already thinking dynasty
>flames complete the 0-3 comeback the oilers couldn't
You may not like it but the good guys won today.
Kadri SO winner
>>151269299Still no Stan Lee kek 33 years faggot
>>151269299>gary using the same script AGAINi want off of mr bettman's wild ride bros
>>151269305He kicked it in
>>151269306jen
wolf is the best goalie in the nhl right now and it's not even close
Hit my parlay and won $200 :)
You literally can't make this shit up.. lol great start by the Oilers
>>151269310I like it though!
>>1512692992nd place....again. kek, what an achievement to look forward to 8 months from now.
>>151269320post slip or gtfo
Wolf is unreal, what an elite goalie. May as well cheer for the playoffs, because we are not tanking with a top 3 goalie
>>151269300Skinner wouldn't even start in Bakersfield and I say that as a Condors season ticket holder. Ingram and Day are the future
good guys won tonight
They even got gifted that powerplay at the end of regulation and couldn't fucking score.. LOLHoly SHIT
>laffs>good guyscome on now
>>151269300>two more seasons after thisI wish every hockey media faggot would stop saying this. It's THREE seasons. This season has barely started.
>>151269329Could he start for the bridgeport islanders
bad guys won tonight
“Oilers gonna win with mcdrai combo!”>stuart skinner
>>151269335All I can say is that Calgary had the stars align to win that game and had absolutely no business coming back. Every goal they scored in regulation was a 1 in 100 chance.This game is not reflective of this team’s performance.
Good job tonight. See ya tomorrow flamiacs.
>>151269343>Not so fast son
>Kangz sucks>Golden Showers sucks even more
>>151269335That finish didn't work for Dustin brother
compared to rest of the canadian teams, flames are quite likeable
>>151269341oh i kinda forgot about about that game
>>151269327
fuck, that game took too long now safeway is close. how am I going to get dinner now
>>151269359why did you give up on the jets?
>>151269356The greatest injustice in the world is that three Pacific teams will have to make the ploffs
>Jobs>Jobs even more>Keepings fucking jobbingSeriously though wtf is this guys problem?
>>151269345Probably they fucking suck. You'd be surprised how good the talent is in the AHL. A lot of these guys just haven't grown into their adult bodies yet and need time to get used to the physicality of playing with guys 10-15 years older than them
>>151269367get some mcdicks
Maybe the goalie that /hoc/ was blabbering about all summer is actually good after all
>>151269345They were one of the worst teams in the history of the ahl
>>151269368oh i forgot about them but they got scheifele and the ghost of wheeler
>>1512693695 will
>>151269374People have been talking about wolf for the last 5 years. It’s fucking annoying I wanted him to bust so bad to shut these smug assholes up.
>>151269374carter hart?
>>151269324was a good start to the seasongotta keep it rollin
>>151269369>kangz oilels in the first round againworst playoff format of all time
>>151269370They actually fucking kept him.. lol are they fucking retarded. I think everyone and their grandma knows that the goaltending is a problem besides the actual Oilers organization
knights play tomorrow
>>151269365nice
>>151269382seven days until he's allowed to sign with a team
>>151269386Not only is it going to happen again, but Refmonton will get their nuts gargled as much as possible
>>151269382yes. he's got to be better than hill and schmid
>>151269381im not sorry whatsoever about wolf posting
>>151269319I think so too
beating the oilers in a season opener is one of the best feelings in sports, especially with a goaltending performance like that. what a great start to the season
>>151269388Should have traded for Kuemper when you had the chance. If the Oilers made that move they'd have a cup to show for it
>>151269299>2024 lose the first game, make the finalsLose>2025 lose the first game, make the finalsLose>2026 lose the first game, make the finals Lose See the pattern big guy?
I think that should count as a shutout for Wolf because they didn't score on him once he shook all the rust off
>tfw it was 3-0
>>151269292Hes so FUCKING good
>>151269408It just feels really good to know that Edmonton has been gifted over and over and over again until landing McDavid and its STILL not enough. Oilers wish they had Wolf, but wishing is all they're gonna get this time.
>>151269417>2027 win the first game, miss the finalsWinMcDavid is just that special, what a guy.
>>151269429He's going to turn into a retard though
>>151269351See you soon :)
Canucks play Rangers on the 28th. Pumpkin patch revenge tour game
>>151269437He's OUR retard :)
>>151269420Nah the Panny goal was legit, can't write that one off. Rust or no rust.
Why Hasn't The Media Been Talking About Nurse?For me, he stood out the most in the pre-season.As far as I'm concerned, he looks locked in and ready for the playoffs already.I haven't heard or read any of the big sports websites mention his pre-season play.What's up with that?
>>151269437we don't use that word to describe the mentally impaired here
got a point bro's
>>151269434>with the LA Kings Gary will make the call
>>151269453retard
>>151269453Shut up pussy. This is a millennial board. We say faggot, retard and PUSSY all day
>>151269452because das raycicss>>151269456atta boy, well deserved too, solid hatty too
>>151269401Maybe it was just you doing it then, not a lot of people. Respect either way he looks legit.
Just hand the canucks the win now we won’t have wolf in net tomorrow
Jack roslovic trying to unsign that contract
>>151269473I didn't start Wolf posting. I didn't know who he was or how he made the team.
:)
i'm not politically correct but one may use trb in lieu of faggot as both are interchangeable
>>151269469:)
Fuck Gary
>>151269476I think he earned the b2b start, we will see
>>151269501I rather not
>>151269492okay trb
>>151269452Nurse looked fucking cooked in the 3rd period. Absolutely garbage.
>>151269492>one may use trb in lieu of faggotWhat is trb?
>everyone shitting on wolf in the last thread mysteriously disappear
McDavid should have put a clause in his contract that he goes up to $20m AAV if Skinner is still on the team by November 1.
>>151269525trb is the result of bud 1ing
>>151269525I think he is talking about his boyfriend
>salty edmonton faggots refuse to give wolf the 1st star pretty obvious he rightfully earned that tonight
>>151269530Sorry I don't speak Jeet saar, can you explain that in English?
>>151269534Same thing happened in Seattle lol
>>151269527Don't worry senpai I gotchu
>>151269537trb lost to budbud1 on 04/17/22 when his islanders lost
Streets will never forget 2021-2022 Andrew Mangiapane
Worth every penny innit
>>151269545and 04/17/22 too
>>151269544sar please speak normally
oh look we are getting /mlb/ refugees who got scared off their own genny
>>151269555i can't understand your accent
>>151269545It was good times, we here in /hoc/ powered him up full meme energy.
My team is leading the league lol
>>151269541posting this just makes you look like a dumbass with poor judgement
>>151269566Didn't you post this?
>>151269574
This was beyond undeserved.
not exactly a sport for lookers innit
HE AS HOLLOW AS I ALONEA SHELL OF MY FRIEND, JUST FLESH AND BONETHERE'S NO SOUL, HE SEES NO LOVEI SHAKE MY FISTS AT SKIES ABOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
>>151269590why is his hair so jewish looking?
>>151269586no that was trb on vpn
>>151269585>NOOOOO you can't post the truthSorry anon. It happened.
>>151269589cope wolf earned that
After watching the Wolf postgame interview on Sportsnet I think he is going to be a perfect face for the Franchise. He comes across as humble and hardworking just like this team. He doesn't complain or mince words.
>>151269590Then why are there so many hockey romance novels?
watched mangypuppy win canada the gold against finland with a bunch of finns kek. "fucking canada..." was the first thing i heard after we won lel
>>151269590Wait until the helmet baldness starts
a harder coach like torts or babs might have given it to the players straight. they didnt deserve to win that game. the soilers lost that game. the flames didnt win. but of course now that we are in the nuhl where everybodys feelings matter, 99% of those faggots will go in there and tell the boys that was a character win. league has never been this soft before.
>>151269577>>151269589don't let this distract you from the fact that in 2022, tbg fell off his mobility scooter, and had his virginity taken by the governor of long island.
>>151269604I agree, Wolfs the man, seems very focused and non-arrogant. I could see him being captain.
>>151269619Zoomer players cries if the coach barks at them.
>>151269619>league has never been this soft before.I disagree. I think pushing Bennett into your own team's goaltender is pretty hardcore.
>>151269619
Flames haven’t made playoffs after winning the first game of the season since 1994 so it’s not looking good for them
>eat a pickle
>>151269647>it had to be KadriIt just had to be didn't it
>>151269647This is his stanley cup
it is possible to win a game and not deserve it?
Good for him!
connor mcdavid's stanley cup was diving at the olympics last year
>>151269657actually this is
>>151269666It’s possible to win the cup and not deserve it.
why does /hoc/ hate mcdavid so much
>>151269687Your team is shit and run by retards.
>>151269692that's just old manbaby trb cause of 4naysh
listening to afi the best band of our genny
>>151269708kek
>>151266841>>151266841>>151266841>>151266841
>>151269709Haven’t had a team since Lundqvist retired without a cup. Fuck this fucking league
>>151269719This is his Stanley cup
>>151269692i dont hate mcdavid, by far the biggest talent out there and he took a paycut which i respect tremendously, i didn't see him doing it. i just hate seeing him waste his career in edmonton
>rags fangay
>>151269692I hate every player that gets over hyped and hockey media trying to gaslight the fans into thinking he's the best ever just to justify their own jobs. But I wouldn't mind if he gets a cup now. He's suffered enough.
>>151269753>and he took a paycut which i respect tremendouslyI would've respected him if he'd actually taken a paycut. If he would've signed for league minimum for two seasons. Signing for the same salary you already have isn't a paycut.
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151269770>trb on vpn>trb tier takechecks out
knights lost bro's..sharkies tomorrow
>>151269770Are you autistic, you know that he could have asked for Kaprisov money and even higher so this is a discount. For example, next season following people make:>kaprisov 19M AAV>shesterkin 15.825M AAV>kyle connor 15MAAVAre you think he should take a league minimum of 775k for it to be considered a discount. You are retarded, sven
>>151269666>>151269687Deserve's got nothing to do with it.
>instead of 12.5M a year he should have taken 775k! >then he would have my respectt. guy who lost to bud
>>151269814A discount is not the same as a paycut.>For example, next season following people make:Not a single one of those numbers are correct
>>151269793>>151269836>says he only wants to win a Stanley Cup>takes $12.5 millionIf winning was ACTUALLY the only thing that mattered to McDavid then yes, he should've taken league minimum for a couple of seasons. But every single person in the entire world knows that not a single NHL player would EVER do that. Because winning a Stanley Cup IS NOT the single most important thing in their careers. Making money will ALWAYS be number 1 priority for every player.
I was in edmonton and there was literally nothing outside of downtown. how do you live there?
>>151269859>xhe thinks the PA would allow mcgaykid to sign for league minimumno wonder you lost to bud and mitch so easily
>>151269708the season just started and he already showed us just how bad he is again
>>151269870West ed tho
>>151269870Why even live in a city if you live in Canada. You can probably buy a mansion for 100k on the countryside there
>>151269892too many wildfire and zero healthcare
>>151269870Well what the fuck do you want to do? There's literally everything any big city has in every big city. You can go eat dinner, walk, hike, go to a movie, bars, etc. You faggots who complain "there's nothing to do" are the most shallow and boring motherfuckers to ever walk god's earth. You have an internet connection, two feet, and all the knowledge known to humanity. Figure it out champ
>>151269880The union have zero control over what individual players do with their salary.
>>151269793>>151269713>>151269623>>151269598SAAR PLEASE REDEEM THE ENGLISH SAAR. WE DO NOT UNDERSTAND JEET
>>151269897Just live in the prairie somewhere between calgary and winnipeg
>>151269870You could just open google maps, zoom in and see all the attractions and places you're interested in, what the hell bro
>>151269892>You can probably buy a mansion for 100k on the countryside thereThe Chinese have already bought all the real estate in Canada. And the ones that have not been bought by the Chinese, the Canadian government has given to the Indians.
>>151269892>>151269920did you forget your vpn
Based comeback win go flames
>>151269915thus, xhe rb seethes past xis bedtime
Holy hell they should range ban Sweden, these are some truly awful posts
One of the swedens is a flames and lulea chad
>>151269901This. >>151269692I think McDavid is the best hockey player to exist, his coordination and skill is unbelievable and his heart, discipline, and sacrifice for the betterment of the team around him.. you couldn't ask for a better captain. But that doesn't mean I'm not gonna make fun of his autistic ass. Cause what comes with being the best ever comes with absurd amounts of social autism that he cannot control. It's really funny.
>>151269892im not waking up at like 2am to watch the nhl
>>151269942
if McDavid is autism incarnate what does that make Gretzky?
>>151270003A proud 51er
>>151269969Hmm...
>>151269692hes the greatest player to ever play talent wise. no one is even close. if there was 1 nhl player i would ever recommend you to watch down in the lower bowl, close to the glass, so you can truly appreciate their speed and stickhandling, its him. the guy could have basically written his own contract with any team in the league he wanted. he could have pulled a gretzky and made up some bullshit about his wife wanting out, but he took a paycut to stay in deadmonton. mad respect to the guy. i dont hate him. im just here to meme and shitpost.
>>151269969why are you acting you know anything about shl lol
>>151269692I dont hate him. He's just the opposite of an underdog so whenever he makes the slightest mistake its fun to meme it
>>151270016>hes the greatest player to ever play talent wiseLemieux and Gretzky were better.>but he took a paycutHe didn't.
>>151270020cope flames lulea and sport are legion
>>151270022lemieux was playing against plumbers. he was absolutely taking barkov, reinhart, stone, ekblad out for a walk multiple times. you will never see a nhl players turning selke calibre players into pylons like that any time soon.
>>151269365who do I put my 10 bucks on tomorrow bro?
knights lost bros
>>151270047no way dude.. are you from the past or something?
any of you niggers going to watch the Spengler Cup this year? always found european hockey to be interesting
>>151270030The ice bear logo was better
>>151270050The Spengler Cup? What in the literal fuck how did it get that name
>>151270050i sometimes watch the german or czechia leagues just so i can hear that sound of skates cutting into ice in the morning
who is /ourteam/ this year?
>>151269692Its because of the oilers. They are far too unlikable I just can't. If he was on any other team I'd be happy for him and wish him the best. 4 nations proved this, its the team not the player.
>>151270060its named after the guy who invented hokkei
>>151270062Sharks unironically. They actually have a good team to build around going forward
>>151270048you tell me
>>151270062The New York Rangers
>>151270069Refmonton is the most entitled fanbase outside Toronto. I'm glad these faggots will never win a cup again thanks to the Nurse contract
>>151270069ThisI can't support Oilers or Leafs
>>151270060i dunno ask the swisstards who made it over 100 years ago why they called it that>>151270061based eurohoc enjoyer
>>151270069newfags dont understand how badly the average leaf hates the soilers. soiler hate has literally been around for longer than this website. easily the second or even like 1b most hated team in canada after the laffs.
>>151270062kitties
>>151270098Didn't they struggle against the Blackhawks the other day?
>>151270096I kind of like the Oilers. If they didn't have that shit goaltender
>>151270030cringe my dude
>>151270110no
Every Canadian has been lipped off by some gretksy and/or mcdavid dickrider. No one wants to hear it, and so everyone hates on the oilers.
>>151270038Zoomer retard.
>>151270038
My Flambinos did win :)
>>151270187lets be honest the Oilers would have won if they were good
>>151270187Wolf did us proud :)Its almost like he could hear all the shit /hoc/ was saying about him :)
>>151270199The Flames pretty much won by accident. But We absolutely take those. >>151270202I barely come here anymore. Didn’t know people here were down on our Wolf. He’s a gooder.
>we aren't going to change anything.. we are going to keep the same goalie.. we're going to keep making the same mistakes>McDavid chose to stay on this team
>>151270204Well I think all doubt that he wasn't a gooder is gone now
>>151270227You know I thought canadians were retarded before. But I guess I just needed confirmation
kitties is playing against the philly flyboys tonight, bros
reminder: their is literally nothing wrong with being retarded
Call me the golden knights because I'm dropping this marner off at the fortress
>>151270265Thats such a Canadian thing to say
>>151270258my flyers are so done, i just want zegras to do well so we can trade him
>>151270277>be from finland>back the flyerslol when did you get autism?
Jann Lee or Bayman?
oilers lostmarner lost
Real american chud hours
Just watching Skinners post game interview. He feels good about his game tonight.
>>151270304Besides the third goal he played alright. Did pretty well in the shootout.
>Soilers tied to flames >Soilers lost to the flames in a skill competition So I guess knights are gonna win the west easily
God I’m getting fat. Had a can of pringles and a bag of chips to the games tonight
>>151270280i was young and didn't know better, now i'm here
>>151270408Family size bag?
>>151270408in the middle of the night and you're still up? wtf man show some respect to yourself
>>151270415I don’t sleep much. I just dream
>>151270411we dont have "family size bags" here lol, sounds like a way to trap fat people into buying more chips than they need
>>151270411150g or something
The Calgary Flames, atop the pacific division standings
>laffs
>>151270422This isnt even a abnormal amount of chips for a hockey game in north america. >>151270421Yes
>intellectually dominates your opponent
>>151270455This guy eats people
>>151270462He doesn't have to hes already calculated what they taste like
>>151270476There are no vegan vampires so coach Nosferatu most at least have blood bags on staff
>>151270346The Golden Showers lost their home opener against the Kangz when the Kangz were on a back-to-back>>151270417I've slept between 9 and 14 hours every day this week because I just want to continue dreaming instead of waking up to my boring reality.
>>151270493who wins the cup in your dreams swedebro?>
Car Parts proposed new arena
>>151270455He read hockey books until he became a NHL head coach
>>151270508
Tonight is gonna be the first night I sit down and actually watch hockey.
>>151270529good morning saar
Brad Marchand is going to the hall of fame. A little underdog his whole career who was only projected to be a 4th line agitator as a prospect. What a feel good story, it’s like something out of a Hollywood movie.
>>151270555Been watching baseball pal
And by "baseball" I really meant cricket
>>151270565Have you been watching it because it’s like cricket saar
>watching baseball
>>151270576No a watxh it because it's similar to pissapollo
>>151270596Disregard that, I suck cocks.
baseball makes no sense to meAfter hokkei today I saw highlights of the blue jays celebrating by celebrating and spraying champagne all over their locker room and thought they must have won the championshipOnly to later find out they still have 2 more rounds. What hockey team other than the >laffs would celebrate that hard over winning the second round
>>151270621Baseball playoffs unironically have more prestige than hockey playoffs because it’s best-of-five and not that many teams make them
the copy-paste gimmick makes me mad
seethe
>it was 0-3OH NO NO NO NO NO
Look at this loser. Look at him and laugh.
>>151270084Whats Cujo doing playing at the Spenglar cup?
>>151270777>laffs
Look Edmonton, you guys can have Wolf. But its gonna cost you your 1st, 2nd, and 3rd overall draft picks for the next 10 years, and any conditional 1st or 2nd round picks you acquire? That belongs to us as well. Also you will cover the remainder of whatever expenses that are left of the Flames new arena. Also you will pay in full for a rebuilding from the ground up of the historical Saddledome which will become the new permanent home of the Wranglers and Hitmen. Fair trade I think.
>>151270793Speaking of laffs, their goal horn is a crime against humanity.
>>151270862Based mafia dealmaker.
>2 shootoutsAn inauspicious start to the sesson
>>151269692hate him because they aint em
>>151270777you can take the marner out of the laffsbut you can't take the laffs out of the marner
>>151269692He's a dumb autist, not his fault, but the tards worship him.
I think the Flames should win the cup
Fell asleep in the 2nd period but woke up to a GREAT result, feels good being a Flameschad>>151269589Shutup.>>151270030BASED
>>151270915Truth. We'll see if Berube can take the laffs out of laffs.
>montreal rooting swede>st louis rooting swede>calgary rooting swedeWho others do we have
>>151269708What a retard>W..we don’t want Hart, we’re happy with what we’ve got
>>151270958what makes you think hart saves that?he was shit too, remember?
>>151270915Gonna enjoy Vegas fags realising they ate a poison pill
>>151270958
>>151270955'sota
>>151271026Marner got 2 points. That's a win for him.
My marner shined during his morning debut
I'm back from the dentist
>>151271277Ya I'm sure losing is just a side effect
Mernin!
>>151271336You don't get it. Marner got 2 points. He won. Nothing else matters.
>>151271332The dentists name is Crentist?
It’s almost Friday:D
It's kind of insane how far Skinner got by simply mimicking movements he's seen from other goalies and guessing where to position himself
>>151271460
Feels like today is the real start of the season
>>151271483Our sennies play tonight
>>151271483Our Blue Jackies play tonight
>>151271483Every team that actually matters played last night
>>151271469I feel it
>>151271548Nah
>finally a good day of hockeywhy'd gary makes us wait?why did he want us watching the shitters?
>>151271548And lost
bostonbuffalomontrealfloridanew yorkottawacarolinacolumbusminnesotadallasutahsan joseanaheimvancouver
>>151271666Almost
>>151271666The Flames won
>>151271682This. Almost.
Toronto is better without Marner.
>>151271529No Elvis tonight!
>>151271719I just dropped a marner in the toilet at work desu
>>151271683yes
Season starts tonight, yes.
>>151271734We still call those that.
>>151271763Our canesies :)
>>151271655Gary wanted to build momentum
miggo rantanen :DDDDD
>marnerjeet in the shootoutKek, as if.
>>151271719I usually feel better after getting rid of marner too
>>151271794:D
>>151271447Thank god :D
any isles fans here? does dobson play better at little caesars arena? pls respond
Laffs will never win the Cup, so marnerjeet improved his chances.
jour de match!
Leafs looked like shit despite their win to be honest. Matthews is an elite sniper but without Marner to feed him pucks all day I expect him to regress bigly.
Les Habitaints
>>151271953would you say the same for drai
>13.5 milly for eichelim late for this but gawd damn that is a lot of money for a guy with his production
>>151271971Still not as bad as Kaprizov
>>151271953Any chance he'll develop a new aspect of his game in the absence of being fed pucks?
>>151271971in a tax free state that he wants to play in, terrible negotiating by vegas
>>151271829Who lost to the Kongs last night ?
>>151271971Just because McDavid cucked out doesn't mean other stars around the league also have to.
>>151272006that's not what he's saying bozo, I think you just wanted to talk about cucking kwab
Remember to give Otter your energy tonight!!!!
>>151272014It's okay Connor, maybe Stan will use the money you left on the table to get a goalie>Walman 7x7KEK
>>151272043y-you too!
There should be morning games
>>151271978The Wild have Boldy, Faber JEEK and Rossi making a combined 26m
>>151272039i hope he gets the trade he's looking for, edmonton could use him
>>151272057But what about us wagies?
This is the least I've cared about a home opener in 10 plus years, absolutely no aura around the Leafs this yearOne line team with no heart
The Sabres have heart
>>151272100We should get paid time off this week
>ZERO games tomorrow >ONE game on SundayWhat the fuck? fuck this Frozen Fury bullshit, Gary, fuck
>>151272102>no aura
>>151272127Gary absolutely sucks at scheduling
>>151272127Gary is already pooped from preseason so he decided to take a sick day
>>151272141he knows exactly what he is doing to avoid taking on the big3 leagues
>>151272141I blame Gary's SecretaryDebbie has lost control of her intern pool, and the admin has gone all screwy, and perhaps for nefarious reasons, who knows>>151272152aah... poor babby>wipe your tears, Garth
>>151272163Gary needs to whip his interns more
>>151272158The reason he has to avoid the big 3 leagues in the first place is because he sucks at marketing the NHL
>>151272169gary obeys his masters
>>151272163The new interns really aren’t performing well. They won’t be earning their LinkedIn recommendations
Erik Ersberg
there should be a game at 5pm est.
PANAMA-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH-UH
>>151272167That's what he hired Debbie for; she's fine, she's working with what they give her, like alwaysThe problem is not Debbie; it's Gary and his largest investors and the pissing contest that's been going on for years now with this lopsided, loony tune economic picture >>151272178It's a bit like the Federal employees' situation; not really cause it's a corporate affair, but it still has that air of unease and confusion; college-educated idiots uncertain of tomorrow and what it may bring >It's perilous, and Gary should answer for it at the very next investor's board meeting, I tell you
Swayman was strong last night
>>151272057chelyabinsk vs astana is literally on right now
>>151272260ya no shit
>>151272225Just like my Oilers
>>151272057the nhl network should broadcast shl/liiga
start the season on oct 14 for indigenous peoples' dayend on feb 28stanley by end of april
TPAKTOP
>>151272283ESPN+ used to have KHL games until Russia did a bad thing
>>151272283They should, Liiga in particular Flohockey is broadcasting Linköping and Leksand later today
>>151272287Next year the season starts on September 29th
>>151272291poutine ruined everything
>>151272291I was so angry when E! canceled their contract KHL is a good program; they used to have a lot of talented TV people They looked just as pro-style as any NHL broadcast, and they ought to make a returnNot like anyone's trying to stand in Gary's way at this point, am I right?
>>151272297yes, the regular season has too many games, that's why so much of january and february are shit
>My Sensies start their season tonightNeat.>Matinpalo over SpenceFucking Green.
>>151272321I always hate that period. There’s no excitement
>too many games and not enough off-season?
>>151272296Our leksandsies :)
>>15127232184 coming next season
Normalize Watching Your Sister's Taut Skin Glisten In the Morning Light
I want 200 games like they have in baseball
Federal Prospect League starts tomorrow >go Hat Tricks
>>151272365we could merge nhl, ahl, and echl into one super league and have 70-man rosters
>>151272343Both are too long. The season should start in September and end in April or early May
>>151272167He doesnt offer health benefits so the interns are struggling to treat their wounds
>>151272290Doidld Tyatsmr
>>151272393new expansions and renamings >new Topeka Scarecrows team>Pee Dee Ice Cats? >Indiana Sentinels >Twin City Thunderbirds replace Carolina Tbirds
our canesies :) play today
>>151272427eat rock candy
and then I called him a raped bitch and everyone laughed!! What a great day! many chuckles were had
>>151272427Achievable natty?
marnerjeetmarnerjeetdoes whatever a whiny bitch doescan he winwith the knightsno he can'the's a bumlook oooooooouuuuuuuutttttit's marnerjeet
>there's no games on Friday and Sunday again this yearThe fuck is bettmans problem
>>151272525Gary has always hated Fridays
>>151272534Gary wants us to have Friday off so we can go out and meet a nice gal
>On Friday, Gary Bettman will be taking his interns for ice cream and a movie Family Day for the Interns, he's gonna take them to see Tron: Ares
KEK
>>151272541Gary wants us to produce the new generation of hockey fans
>scorefull draw in Chelyabinsk
>>151272566Can't wait for the playoffs
devils should have signed roslovic. they should try to trade for chinakhov. the forward group still isn't good enough.
>>151272568And hockey players!
>>151272600I can't wait until the mid-season moment everyone realizes who's going to the playoffs this year, and a select few people start bitching loudly about what a gyp the NHL is, how we ought to get Gary for this shitty season >annual traditions are things we should treasure here at /hoc/
>>151272617I don't think there's much upside with Chinakhov. He was awful last year when he came back from his injury for my Jackies
>>151272643>>151272643>>151272643New
>>151271991Which team will never win the Cup?>laffs