Deutsche Ausgabe
Kyler Murray tongues my anus
>>151270686he takes a ladder to get up there
>>151270686How? It is widely known you are significantly shorter than him
Patty Cuckitini
Anime
>>151270699Great post>>151270702Terrible post
>>151270666looks tasty I cannot lie
>>151270698? I'm 5'11 and Kyler is barely 5'10
>Kiwi confirmed manlet
Thank GOD I'm a country boy and also not a manlet
>>151270731Based tall chad
>>151270733>newfag doesn't know about the 4chan height chart
I stand at a towering 183cm and I am quite certain I heightmog every brazilian on this board.
>>151270760Fucking manletT 185cm ( 6’1 in freedom units )
>>151270759>t. Gramatica relativeThis has never applied to NFLchads
Gaylen Squirts is a bus rider
which team does he play for next?
LETS GO BANGLES!LETS GO JF5!
Where my 5'9'25 chads at?
>>151270866I was gonna say steelers but remembered he played there last season
>>151270763Fuckin king of manletst.187cm (6'2 rounding up in freedomz)
Sneak's Official NFL Power Rankings 2025 - Week 6 Edition!1. Detroit Lions 32 (+2 | +2)2. Philadelphia Eagles 30.9 (-1 |-1.1)3. Buffalo Bills 30.1 (-1 | -0.9)4. Tampa Bay Buccaneers 29 (+1 | +1.3)5. San Francisco 49ers 27.1 (+7 | +6.4)6. Los Angeles Rams 26.7 (-2 | -2.3)7. Indianapolis Colts 25.3 (+3 | +2.3)8. Washington Commanders 25.1 (+1 | +2)9. Denver Broncos 23.1 (+4 | +3)10. Los Angeles Chargers 22.9 (-4 | -4)11. Jacksonville Jaguars 21.9 (+5 | +3.6)12. Kansas City Chiefs 21.2 (-5 | -4.6)13. Seattle Seahawks 21 (-5 | -4.2)14. Pittsburgh Steelers 19 (NC | -0.3)15. Green Bay Packers 18.9 (NC | +0.1)16. Minnesota Vikings 17.8 (+1 | +1.8)17. New England Patriots 15.9 (+6 | +5.7)18. Atlanta Falcons 14.6 (+1 | +0.7)19. Chicago Bears 13.9 (+1 | +0.7)20. Dallas Cowboys 12.9 (+1 | +1.2)21. Houston Texans 12.7 (+1 | +1.6)22. Baltimore Ravens 11 (-11 | -10.1)23. Arizona Cardinals 10 (-5 | -4.9)24. Carolina Panthers 9 (+4 | +3.9)25. Cincinnati Bengals 7.8 (-1 | -1.2)26. Miami Dolphins 6.4 (-1 | -0.8)27. Cleveland Browns 5.9 (NC | -0.4)28. New Orleans Saints 5.4 (+3 | +3.4)29. New York Giants 4 (-3 | -2.9)30. Tennessee Titans 3.3 (+2 | +2.3)31. Las Vegas Raiders 2.2 (-2 | -2.3)32. New York Jets 1 (-2 | -2)
>>151270920My chiefs will climb the ladder next week
>>151270933Your chiefs will climb all the way down to hell whilst my Cardinals surge
> 17. New England PatriotsToo low. Drake has awakened and the NFL is on notice!!
I am sexually attracted to men. Tired of pretending I'm not.
>>151271014Based Chiefs fan
>>151270763>>151270760>>151270911178 cm :(
>>151271042That's the same height as Murray/Young if not taller why are you upset? If you were 5'5 you'd be fucked but 5'10 isn't so bad
Flacco moon ball to chase for the touchdownnnn
>>151270720Looks like burgers, sweet potato fries, and potato chips but I cant figure out for the life of me what the pyrex dishes are.tatertot casserole?
>>151271077Because it's shorter than my Polish, Finnish, and German friends
>>151270866Browns, Jets, Blue Bombers, Iowa Barnstormers
nothing wrong with being short as long as you're fit
>>151271014Based Steeler
>>151271014#billsmafia
>>151271163you're not a real fan if you don't put up team related halloween decorations
>>151271014SKOL sister
>>151271169Fucking kek they put one skelly in a thong
>>151271124Bro all good. Dont worry we go clubbing and pull bitches together and youll see
soon it's time for football again, my /nfl/frens!
>>151271124but fren, that's not terrible at all! dont listen to those guys who peaked in highschool and still think that height matters to anyone else besides very tall women! if you're around adults then you know that adults dont mind about trivial stuff like that just be a good fren and be nice
>>151271197This bro. In the end it was all about rizz and heart anyways
>>151271185GUYS
>>151271197>just bee urself bro
>>151271206I look like this and I say this.
>>151271205
I would prefer if you didn’t post sassy negress reaction images in our sacred halls.
What's his fucking problem
apparently football leggings are extremely tight
>>151271234Imagine if it'd been a black boy he'd fingered he'd be getting reemed
>>151271234>a literal fuck youcheeky fuck
>>151271238The amount of nice bulges the fans get to see during any given brosdcast is disappointingly low, given the tightness of these leggings. Go chiefs btw
>>151271242i really wonder what the fuck they talk about or even have in common
humiliation ritual
>>151271272Needed to be posted when he was a Browns player
>>151271256They’re laughing at you for believing in this lavender marriage
>cards, kangz, commies, ratbirds>fuckedmeanwhile the iggles are going to be gifted the #1 seed
>>151271185>they put one skelly in a thongThat's Hurts
>>151271242>that quick peek on the phoneAll women are the same no matter the net worth
>>151271197My back hurts when I do the dishes because all furniture is designed for women :(
>>151271308get a dishwasher and/or a woman, fren!
>>151271287>commies>>fuckedWe've got 5 back. It's the rest of you who are fucked
>try on hats before buying fitted hat>7" 3/4s>get hat in mail>feels tightI should've just gotten an adjustable hat....FUCK!!
I want to like the Saints but Rattler is so incredibly hideous. They do have a man unironically named Kool-Aid though, which might balance out the QBs mug
>>151271337How is my nigga Von Miller doing on the commies?
>>151271338Forget hats pal you should be worried about your bills losing at home to their rivals
what an insecure man baby
>>151271337caleb-esque
>>151271352Dov's just pissed Cam's not breeding a white woman
>>151271352She sent out a .xlsx spreadsheet
>>151271337I give it 3 weeks before he’s out with an injury againdude just isn’t built to take as many hits as he does
>>151271351look whose talking.Patriots won because of a lucky 11 yard fumble.You lost to the jaguarsTHE FUCKING JAGUARSsit down oil mutt
>>151271367jayden is literally the same height and weight as lamar and he's been pretty resilient especially since he rushes so much
>>151271388This is just Jayden's second year. Lameme has been in since 2018
>>151271387Twas a cold night in Jacksonville shit happens
>>151271347He tipped this pass and got a sack and a half>>151271367Remember this post in 4 weeks
>>151271387>You lost to the jaguarsYour quarterback has a losing record against Trevor Lawrence and he also lost to Urban Meyer
>>151270866Houston Oilers
Bills are in a better position than the Chiefs. Chiefs are fucking cooked
If I curve the lid of my hat, it fits better
Who is KWAB of the season so far? Ravens? Chiefs? Bengals?
My panthers finna assblast the cowboys
drag they asses danny
>>151271478Chiefs ez
>>151271478If the ravens can’t get healthy and competitive it’s them 100%
>>151271476great! i'm sure it's a nice hat fren!
>>151271478ratbirds. the team completely and udderly collapsed and they might literally have the worst defense in the super bowl era
>>151271478Vikings desu
>>151271504>udderly
>>151271478Chiefs, especially Mahomes throwing two INT's on the goal line this season
>>151271478ravens>super mvp lamarr>said super qb quit mid-game for "hamstring">one of the "clear" favourites to reach the bowl>1-4
>>151271490>>151271513You're going to be so mad when the AFCCG has the Chiefs again
>>151271507elaborate on this claim
>>151271518No because that's not happening.
>>151271520the UAE swifty doesn’t know ball, and I’m saying this as a Vikings hater
>>151271518Retard
Serious question, why are the Ravens so injured? IIRC, over 50% of their salary cap is on IR. How does that happen?
>>151271534I’m not sure but I do know one thingIt’s the kiwi’s fault
>>151271520>>151271530Pretty obviousThey ditched the qb that led them to a 13-4 season for a new guy who has ADHD and is injuredThe guy they ditched is now having a mvp season again
the UAE swifty is so dumb
>>151271530that is my thought too, there's plenty of teams being more KWAB worthy, vikings are 3-2 with wentz lol
>>151271531>>151271524lol
>>151271542>13-4 season14-3 desuMajor KWAB, but IMO not KWABOTY (so far). They've at least got some wins with GayGay and Intz. Ravens no longer exist as a team
>>151271542that 14-3 run was fugazi as isthey barely eeked out wins over some really shitty teamsunsurprising that they got bounced in the wildcard (remember when they were bitching about not having homefield advantage despite not winning the division kek)
>teams with the most fans with active STDs>1. Eagles>2. Titans>3. Falcons >4. Giants >5. Cowboys
>>151271570>4 NFC teams, 3 from the NFCEI rest my case
>ravens are done>bengals have been done>texans are mid>chorgers gonna chorge>chiefs actually look mortal>only other "threats" right now are clots and jagsif the bills don't win the AFC this season they never will with Allen
>>151271578commies would be on there too if they didn’t just gain half of their current fanbase last year
>>151271578the NFC has sex while the AFC jerks off
The bane of the AFC West, excluding the Bronies
>>151271591jaguars @ broncos week 16WE will be watching
>>151271551When Darnold get his revenge on the next Vikings Seahawks game you'll see it too
absolute madlad
>>151271601JJ will probably still be too hurt to play by then keek
>>151271605He's gonna look like such a fraud when he wins every game for the rest of his career.
>>151271581Bills will be the 2 seed and get bounced by the 7th seed Chiefs before Danny Dimes slays them in the Divisional before going on to win it all
>>151271014BOLT UP
>>151271617swaggerone word to define them allswagger
>>151271185 I'm going to a haunted house next weekend.
>>151271617*blocks your path*
>>151271617don’t forget Mike Glennon
>>151271601still, claiming that vikings are bigger KWAB compared to the ravens, dolphins, bengals or even the chiefs (2-3 and hard schedule, they might not make it to the playoffs) is kinda of silly fren.
>>151271238>No assPass
>falcons are the next big thing in the NFCS>panthers are the next big thing in the NFCSwhen will you people learn to respect him
>>151271638>dolphinsImagine losing to the Panthers
>>151271633Find a mirror there and say "Brock Purdy" 3 times and see what happens
>>151271617Van Der Linde Gang vs>>151271635The O'Driscolls
My wife always wants to have sex. How do I get her to leave me alone?
>>151271638>or even the chiefs (2-3 and hard schedule, they might not make it to the playoffs)They get Rice back week 6 to bail them out of their defenses incompetence, and Andy Reid has routinely took 2-3 and 1-5 starts to playoffs with KC during his tenure as HC
Mahomes is everything we thought Teboq was going to be
>>151271673Everyone knew Tebow was going to be a bust. Also, is Mahomes even christian?
Mahomes is getting exposed in real time, so idk what you mean
>>151271671Will Rice cure Mahomes of the flu?
>>151271704Ame would never wear that.
>>151271710
>>151271708>haha i posted an injury report from 2022 again
Mahomes made a better tackle on Rashee Rice’s knee than he did on Devin Lloyd during that pick 6 kek
I fear for Flaccos well-being behind that offensive line Bro will get sent to retirement sooner than we expected Why did the Bungles think this is a good idea
>>151271721Wait, so Patty doesn’t have the flu? He’s just been playing like shit because he actually sucks??
>>151271605At least he's honest
>>151271689>Everyone thought he was gonna be a bustNah huhLeague just blackballed him for his beliefs and sent him to die at the Jets
>>151271727>3 rings and winning the last 2 out of 3 superbowls is "sucking"
I just watched Perna's video and apparently Maye is tracking identically to 2007 Brady and matching the current stats of Mahomes and AllenGrim picture for the AFC
>>151271726Joe Flacco knows ball.
It does not bother me that Aaron Rodgers is gay. It bothers me that he's gay for hairy burly men like himself instead of being gay for twinks
>>151271726he’s the cheapest easiest option, can come in on short notice and “run” the offense, also they didn’t even get him a flight from Cleveland lmao they made him drive, that’s how cheap Mike Brown is
>>151271738Rings are team stats, I'm afraid
>>151271744It bothers me that he's closeted and nothing elseidc who's gay
>>151271754Mahomes is top 3 in the NFL in total QB yards and total TDs
>>151271615who gets the 1 seed in this scenario? no team in the north will be that good, and the west will be a dogfight between chiefs/broncos/chargers and the south with colts/jags/texans. bills have a piss easy division by comparison
ready for tonight’s biannual prime time NFCE semen slurper anons?
>my name is Jaxson... what?... no no Ive got XS in the middle
>>151271774>texansIt's just the Colts and Jags.
>>151271779
>>151271759>volume statsOn the decline, I'm afraid
>>151271790League offense peaked in 2020, and was the 3rd highest scoring in NFL history in 2018.
>>151271774>who gets the 1 seed in this scenario?Colts. >Bills have a piss easy divisionTrue, but I think they're going to lose games they really shouldn't. They do it every year. KC and Baltimore always have harder schedules and yet Buffalo is never the 1 seed
>>151271795>2020>2018Both before he caught the 4 year flu...
The sensitive chiefskiddies are here early, but apparently some schools are out this week
Will he be the first QB to start against the Ravens for two different teams in the same season?
>>1512718163 days since the Cheatfs lost. Statmutt is back from his ban and is gearing up to have another melty
>>151271774>texanscmon now
>>151270666Unironically, who can fix the Raiders? Even if they're a ghetto tier franchise, they're more relevant than the fucking Tardinals or Tits
>uhm uhm TEAM STAT>Uhm ouhm VOLUME STAT>2-3team stat>OUHMM O UHHHMM
>>151270759This is manlet (5'11") cope.
da flu lol
>>151271785>>151271832it's week 6 and the entire division is frauds, either way none of them are finishing above the bills
>>151271570Oh christ we play the falcons monday.DONT GO ALLEN!!!
Brady has never gone 2-3Brady's 30 year old season was 2007
>>151271854The Bills are kind of frauds too. Their most impressive win was against a dogshit Ravens team. The entire AFC is frauds.
fraud this fraud that
31 out of 32 teams are frauds
>>151271863>The entire AFC is frauds.The big 4 AFC teams are, I think there are some legit teams in there. Colts have been so solid. I think the Jags will either keep getting close wins like the Commies last year or their luck will turn and they'll collapse. The Broncos could be a "win by defense" team. The Chargers COULD be serious if they fix their O-line. And the Pats could do well with a bit of luck.
>>151269191Nice deflection, I'll accept your concession.>>151269036>>151269204You don't know ball and you also don't know what team I'm a fan of. I can tell because you assume you know everything about me and project your opinion as if it were factual information.
>>151271863so maybe the chiefs do win the AFC as the 7 seed after all...
>>151271890The Chargers need a runningback as well as an O-line. They had both to start the season but they were just fucked by injuries. I think their season is over. They're just cursed. As for the Patriots, they're a wild card team. They're not winning the division and probably won't win a playoff game but they're going to be there. I agree with your assessment of the other teams.
>>151271894>seething about posts from last threadget a hobby nigga
Fuck off, haters. Mahomes just needs more help.
>>151271902>ChargersI'll take your word for it, I haven't kept up with them. >As for the Patriots, they're a wild card team.That's what I meant. They're not winning the East yet, but I unironically think they're more legit than the Bills. Buffalo has NO defense and still doesn't really have receivers.
>>151271926I need a doctor! Call me a doctor! I need a doctor, doctor, to cure me of the fluuuuuuuuuu
Colts - Niners SB
Mahomes will save the Chiefs from the fate of Ophelia
LET SHEDEUR COOK
>>151271975>NinersMaccy can win the division but he is not seeing a CCG
Bussy
>seattle, LA, san fran: major west coast cities>chicago: major cit>new orleans and nashville: tourist traps>jacksonville: ????????why the FUCK is it so expensive in JAX?
>>151271989Weird for Massachusetts, we're the most expensive state in America
>>151271989Jacksonville is the 10th largest city in the countryI wanna know why it's so cheap in Atlanta
>>151272001>Jacksonville is the 10th largest city in the countryThat is so fucking weird
>>151272015It really is. I had to look it up just to make sure I was right
>>151272015it's because they count the whole county as the city, so they're pretty big in size but not in population
>>151272031>they're pretty big in size but not in populationAnon it has over a million people. Everyone measure size by population
>wife visiting her relatives for a couple of days>trim asian chick at the gym stretching right next to me, ass up in her Teveo leggings Eastern temptresses are utterly shameless in their endeavour of bringing down the empire of the Western man
>>151271824He already has one of the trigger pulls in the league. Expect it to get even faster lol
There's two type of fellas in this general. Fellas that can admit they've wanted to try on women's underwear, and liars.
>>151272037Because they're counting a larger size of area. If Boston did that they'd have 1.5m people
>>151272037In terms of population density though it's smaller than Topeka Kansas. In terms of "Big city" people usually use the metro area, where Jacksonville is slightly larger than Milwaukee.
>>151270866Ciara will probably leave him if he keeps trying to play
What is the comfiest >1mm metro area in the US?
>>151271989>dolphinsthat must be the cheapest dog and beer in miami lol
If your team is 0-4 in the Owl, you should be banned from this general.
>>151272111I love Chicago, you just need to know what the two or three areas are where there is genuinely no law enforcement and criminals own the streetsThe government just red lines the FUCK out of the city so everyone who's awful has to live there
>>151272001>I wanna know why it’s so cheap in Atlantahuman meat
>>151272119> the two or three areas are where there is genuinely no law enforcement and criminals own the streetsBro the city is run by criminals, you just mean the contested spots
>>151272111The Concord - Manchester, New Hampshire metro is pretty nice but summers have been heating up badly the last few years. I mean we would have spans of ~100 degree weather for 3-7 periods. This shit never happened before
>>151272119Adding on to this you absolutely have to stay away from the trains in Chicago. I've never taken a train there without an announcement of a shooting at a station, someone shooting up heroin or snorting crack in my vicinity, or in one case someone just taking a shit in the middle of the aisle.
>>151272111Every city has its +/- but for me its probably Philly or Boston
>>151271570EDP445 is the only eagles fan without STD
>>151272084>wanted to tryyeah, haha…surely no one’s ever actually gone and done itr-right, anons?
Your team is shit btw
>>151272193>poo york rock bottom in both conferences
>>151272097Most areas seem to measure the size of the “city” as the metropolitan area. Like people who say they’re from New York City can live anywhere in a huge area and not just Manhattan. By that measurement Jacksonville isn’t all that large. It isn’t even in the top 25.
>>151272193>KC>73%
>>151272211I know right should be higher
>>151272211>Faders suck>Chargers are dead>Bo Nix is retarded and gayI think they are taking it
>Chorgers and Broncos make the playoffs but not KCbest case scenario
>>151271478considering another early contender in the texans just roasted them i think i'll go ravens as well. realistically though their division is so shit they can still win it. don't think the vikings surpass them if the ravens miss the playoffs. only the other top 4 contenders melting down harder really could.
>>151272193Kansas city should be like 40%
>>151272193
>>151271478Giants. >let saquon go >instantly becomes elite >let danny "dogshit" go >instantly becomes elite
I know we hate the cowboys but I actually don't hate Dak. I think he is pretty good.
>>151272332I hate the Cowboys but Dak seems like a genuinely good dude.
>>151272332>>151272347these are indeed some very HOT takes I've never heard before
>>151272332They are fun to watch. Just like the bears
>>151272325it's probably even worse if you take the time to work through all their roster transactions
>missed out on Joe Skywalker memes because of the injuryMaybe in another timeline
>>151272332I'd like to see Dak win a ring 2bh. The meltdown on here would rival 18-1.
>>151272332i actually agree wholeheartedlyit's fun to make fun of them and i hate the cowboys with me entire being, but Dak is good and blaming him for everything is crazy with all the team building and culture issues they have with that franchise leadership
>>151272332>I know we hate the cowboysWho is this "we". Most of /NFL/ secretly likes the cowboys and are hoping for their success even if they claim they don't. jerry is the only reason people clown on the cowboys.
>>151272370I would chimp out after the game and seethe indefinitely
just took a big stinky dak
>>151272379Least delusional Cowboys fan
>>151272193>the absolute state of New Jersey teamsI read something the other day that the Giants and Jets have the worst records over the past decadeEveryone gets injured on their turf, too
Dem Boyz mentioned. Commence the seethet.
Jared Goof... is elite...
Sssshhhh stop talking about Dak. He's trying to sleep in.
>>151270866Raiders.
>>151272396
shit picksix
>>151272407Nap Snoozescott
>>151272407Boy howdy I would love to pump that rump and then dump!
>slips>falls>runs it it for a touchdown anyway>easily deflected hail maryJags always bring the lols
>>151272410punished russ to the raiders, pete's prodigal son. too poetic to actually happen
YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH HERE WE GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151272407>im tired boss
>Flacco will have to run from Parson all game in his first start for the Bungles
>>151272448Parsons is a fucking bum.
>>151272431Reminder that the Cowboys won this game. Also a reminder that Dan never forgot.
Stinky
>>151272448>Flacco>Running
>>151272456>Dan never forgot.Dan has CTE. He never remembered it to start with.
>>151272448Flacco is gonna tear that defense up lmao
>>151272431
They should just trade Joe Flacco to whatever team has to play the Packers every week and see how many wins he can stack against them
>>151272448Parsons is still only taking a bit more than half of the snaps. The defense is hungry enough to do damage even without him, though it will be a challenge for the secondary i'm betting Flacco will be trying to throw immediately after the snap so we are less likely to get torched deep
>>151272474I will worship that man if he btfo's the puckers this weekend
>>151272474Flacco should've just never answered the phone call
>>151272448>>151272454And this was with Dallas missing 3 linemen and their WR1.
>>151272508That "sacK" lost the Cowboys exactly 6 inches.
based caleb
4 more days
>No! Bruiser no! Bad boy! Stop Dakking on the neighbors lawn!
>>151272539he has a gf now so she has siphoned off his power
>>151272546>Someone took the time out of their obviously busy and fulfilling life to make this
just dakd my pants :/
>>151272539Wonder what goes on downfield during a hail mary when everyone is just standing around waiting for the ball to get hucked while the QB runs around in circles
>>151272550she looks like a young version of his mom lol
Peed the bed last night, bros.
Deck Pushmop
>>151272550Danierusu Ji'yeiden-sama, NO
This century, the 8 NY teams have won a combined 3 titles. The 4 Boston teams have won 13.Title to sports team ratio: NY 0.375 to Boston 3.25.Boston sports have been 9X more successful this century than NY teams.Why?
Putting the Giants on primetime, and on a service you have to pay for is quite literally terrorism.
They are getting uppity again, seems I have to remind them>2023 Playoffs WildCard L vs Packers>2022 Playoffs Divisonal L @ 49ers>2021 Playoffs WildCard L vs 49ers>2018 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Rams>2016 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Packers>2014 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Packers>2009 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Vikings>2007 Playoffs Divisonal L vs Giants >2006 Playoffs WildCard L @ Seahawks>2003 Playoffs WildCard L @ Panthers>1999 Playoffs WildCard L @ Vikings >1998 Playoffs WildCard L vs Cardinals >1996 Playoffs Divisonal L @ Panthers
>>151272571massholes make better hockey and baseball fans
>>151272550what a fucking downgrade
The Packers defense doesn’t look that great honestly. They’re good. But I’m not seeing the world beaters that was advertised.
>>151272332I used to hate him but I hate him less once I found about the death of this mom and brother
>>151272585Tomboys are superior for the future bloodline
football tonight :)
>>151272575OBSESSED
>nyg on thursdaynah ill watch the highlights after
>>151272597they'll be interesting to watch coming off a loss, a tie, and a bye week
>>151272621>Noooo you can't banter my teamCome up with some new material nigger
>The Chiefs still have the best NFL resume because they have 3 quality lossesIs he right?
>>151272597They've looked dominant in every game except @DAL which was a great performance from Dak on his home turf, and Boyz have a good OL. I think they're going to shut the Bungles and Flaxseed down completely.
>>151272637>Noooo you can't banter my teamNowhere did I even imply that. Illiterate much?
>>151272633remember that "undefeated" talk from about a month ago?i suppose they still only have one loss, so they're not that far off
>>151272640But if they lose to the lions they'll have lost to a team that lost to a team that lost to the browns so it'll negate all their quality losses
>>151272640Soon to be 4 losses against the Lions
what the FUCK have they done to him?
>>151272651Succubus gf
Chiefs are spiritually 5-0
>>151272651where did his tan go? you've gotta be some kind of cocaine vampire to be that pale in LA.
>>151272640Yes...he is Nick Wright.
The Lion doesn't concern himself with employment
>>151272654Broncos are the team that's spiritually 5-0
>>151272575>>151272575>>151272575>>151272575>>151272575>Duck Pissquack
>Thro Pix
>>151272560Probably a LOT of shit talk>Y'all ain't gon catch it>Nah nigga we boutta>Imma be on that ass bruhetc
>>151272715you're neither funny nor original
>Blo Dix
>Blak Mascott
>>151272640Lol is he crying?
>>151272684dangerously based
>>151272715the only quarterback to beat the eagles over a 20 game spanput some respect on that name
It's going to be fucking hilarious when Shart BTFO the eagles tonight
brady 2.0
>>151272748>>151272751spamming/flooding
>>151272759i don't think it's gonna happen sadly. he mostly looked like dogshit against the aints.
>Ho Trix
>>151272765>the third best second-year QBwowwww so it's actually nothing?
>>151272772Hall monitor ass nigga
>>151272772he's a faggot, but you're a snitch
>>151272759It's going to be fucking hilarious when the Eagles lose again
>>151272781Nah, man. This is such a difficult era to be a quarterback. It's heckin meaningful
>>151272791Reporting rule breakers is based, actually.
redpill me on the donkeys run d. breece isn't going to do shit is he? might go with skattebo or dobbins instead
>>151272765The patriots have like the fifth easiest schedule in NFL history this season
>>151272801it's a waste, most of the violations are janny sanctioned
>>151272765>Kurt Warner>LA logoMakes me fucking sick
>>151272802Go ask your general, gayboy
>>151272802They're weakest in the middle of the field vs. RBs and TEs. Breece should do fine, he's getting all the touches, should get 100 yards all purpose pretty easy.
>>151272758The eagles beat themselves
>>151272802Bonitto is like Von Miller 2.0. Him matching up with Skattebo should be fun to watch
Manuel Ferrara is overrated as fuck.
>>151272832The porn star?
who is missing DJ more: the kangs or giants?
>>151272837the new york financier
>>151272765Why do these fucking losers cling to EPA so much?
>>151272856because it's a highly predictive stat, but you'd need to have college level math skills which most americans lack
>>151272848gnats have a coaching problem but kangz have a qb problem, kangz are definitely missing dj more
>>151272856Because they know sports have luck as a big factor and think they can mathematically remove luck from a player's stats, then suck themselves off for doing so.
>>151272832So is devastator, combiners in general are kind of gay.
>>151272870EPA isn't predictive at all, it's reactive and pretty easy to manipulate. It's why Geno Smith had a really high EPA with the Seahawks despite being terrible and now surprise surprise he goes to Vegas and he fucking sucks.
Ever see normalfags chartfags?
i think my girlfriend is brainwashing me into wanting to impregnate her, and its working. also touchdown
>>151272765None of those guys made a superbowl on those years.
>>151272896read and learn
>>151272800well it's the same for everyone so you are retarded
>>151272925>trusting the electric jew
>>151270759>not posting the version where every height has 6 inches added to it
Ameristats be like>He had 0.218 EPA, he's fucking elite, nobody will ever touch him>He had 0.216 EPA? Jesus christ just cut him now, beyond horrendous
>>151272901why are only 22 teams listed of the 28 teams that played in week 5
We only care about the number of dimes thrown in a season here
>>151272936As soon as someone deflects by calling something a jew instead of adding anything substantive, I know that their opinion on anything is completely worthless. Have a nice day.
>>151272916Yes breeding and Lactation are the two most based kinks out there.>t. Knower
>>151272954Put some fucking clothes on already, bitch.
>>151272952same reason why someone would stick a show in their refrigerator or blatantly mispronounce a word in a video: engagement bait because people love to call out stuff
>Breece Hall traded to Chaicago Bears for Swift and 2026 5th round pick.
>>151272958Not him but if you need to use AI to tell you if something is good then you don't know anything about it. I can guarantee you that AI would say QBR is a good metric too
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>>151271118fruity turnovers, just like the cardinals
>>151272901who the fuck makes a power ranking without all the teams
>checking out bad dragon website >the cheapest dildo is $110what the fuck?
>>151272832For me, it's Jason Luv, Jax Slayher, Anton Harden, Richard Mann, Rico Strong, and Prince Yashua.
>>151272954Titties
is this mental illness?
>>151271478My Vikies
>>151272989Weird Facebook pages probably run by Indians
>>151272925That's an opinion, not a fact, and computers can't have opinions.
>>151273010Posting Dov kleiman surely is
>>151271635RIP JOHNNY FOOTBALL
>>151273010No, posting screencaps of every single Dov tweet on /nfl/ seems like a good way to spend your free time.
>>151272925>doesn't factor in quality of opponent>predicts future performanceinto the trash it goes
I’m tired of seeing Skattebo’s retarded face.
>>151273028Whatever happened to him? I heard he went to the CFL but haven't heard of him since
>>151273037Him and Dart are just so fucking punchable
>>151273037Close your eyes nigga, walk away from the screen, etc.
>>151273041He left Canada because Muslim alcohol laws were too strict.
no player who wears big gaudy jewelry on the field will ever win an owl. flashy faggot behavior.
>>151273057I remember a few years ago some loser lost like a $10k earring at fucking practice
>>151273041That was forever ago. He had some kind of league probation and he failed a drug test so they banned him for life. Then he went to the AAF, played like 2 minutes, got heemed, ended up in the hospital,l with a concussion, league folded a week later without him playing again, and then he was doing some shitty 7 on 7 Arena league bullshit falled fan controlled football that streams on twitch and fans vote on plays.
>>151272954In moderation but this bitch doesn't know what she's doing
>>151273043don't talk shit on Skat
>>151273066Espresso shouldn't be nearly that thick, and I'm not even a coffee snob. Fucking disgusting.
>>151273066$1000+ for a cup of exprexo. Coffetards need to be lined up
>>151273041he does a podcast now and his wife left him to be in an open relationship with nick cannon and has one of his kids
>>151273085Damn thats grim
>>151273085sometimes I wonder if I'm the only person who doesn't have a podcast
Nick Wright was mindbroken by Bo Nix in the sweltering hot Fall of 25
>>15127310095% of them are just talking into the void with zero audience. it's mostly Joe Rogan and Bill Simmons who dominate everything still.
>BelichickKWAB
woof
>>151272640I didn't know the Chiefs were in the SEC
>>151273121kenny pickett
>>151271287did he mean 25th toughest?
>>151273057it does not seem safe at all
>>151273120shut the fuck up. everything is fine
>>151271989interesting that jets and giants play in the same stadium yet have different pricing
>>151272111Chicago and Nashville are pretty kino
>>151271742>plays 5 games>He's Tom brady!!!This is dumber than even mahommes faggots
>>151272916I love pregnancy but would hate having a kid
>>151271669Divorce
>>151271989Are these just regular hot dogs or does the size vary? I went to a Texas Rangers game over the summer and got the "jumbo" hotdog that was like $15 and that thing was maybe 5% bigger than a standard hotdog.
>>151273110More like Devin Lloyd
>>151273074Did you make this?
>>151271977Why do you keep posting shit from this dude's twitter? Are you buttbuddies?
Watching my Redskins win is almost as much fun as kissing my sister
>>151273230yes, Cam Skattebo is AZ royalty
>>151273010Wow I just saw this guy's video like 20 min ago
Check this out *farts on /nfl/ face*
>>151273252Thanks, bro. I usually pay extra for that kind of action
>>151271669Find her a bull like I did mine.Go Chiefs
>>151273252This Kiwi fuck.
Notice how the Chargers aren't on here
>>151273342>49ers at 6Bullshit
>>151273342Nah. I never notice the chargers in general
>>151273354Based
>>15127334227UnansweredPoints
>>151273342>Powered by PFF
>>151273110Based Bo
Imagine being joe burrow this year sitting at home realizing Mahomes is washed and the Ravens are hot garbage this year but he's made of glass
Do you know how bad you have to be for your team to call up the CLEVELAND BROWNS to get a quarterback to replace you?
>>151273351PFF rankings are worthless
>>151272332I think this is a universal truth as we meme'd the fuck out of Romo but really didn't hate him either
>>151273434they have possibly the worst line in the league
>>151273242anyone not from texas that watched him play wants him to succeed.
>Giants vs Eagles todayOnly one of these teams can win
*secures 3 yards*
>>151273342I noticed that >my Hawks are the only NFCW team not listed
>>151273074Skat does not know ball and can eat shithttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/IK7DP-NBQSc
Why are NFL stadiums a PVP zone?
>“We’re gonna build our own Superbowl Halftime Show, with blackjack and hooker! In fact, forget the halftime show!”holy fuck why are the right so cringe
>>151273475>Chris Jones just standing therekek
>>151273436It's hard to really hate someone who sucks, but also really isn't a pompous asshole. The opposite version is shadman.
>>151273482only in pk zone cities
>>151273483Is this "the right" in the room with us right now?
>>151273484
>>151273475I GET KNOCKED DOWN, BUT I GET UP AGAIN
>>151273484>>151273475He was getting gassed by Lawrence scrambling the whole drive. The fact is he just ran out of energy.
>>151273500>Turning Point USA Announces ‘All American Halftime Show’ As Bad Bunny Super Bowl Halftime Counterprogrammingis bad bunny in the room with you right now
>>151273512Why are they having a literal who performing at halftime?
Bad bunny is competing with Taylor for most played artist in the world this year hes no joke
>>151273512Well what do you expect. They hired some spic who will do the whole thing in spanish
>>151273529Then how the fuck did I not know who he was until last week?
>>151273536because you're not a wrestleCHAD
>>151273529a bunch of mexicans listening to him doesnt mean hes popular
Wife is making me pep the bull tonight before the game
>>151273512jesus, white people are so fragile
>>151273529Are those actual sales?In my mind having a bunch of people force fed his music via Spotify playlists doesn't count
>>151273512Lol what are they gonna do, get shot again?
>>151273552>pepare you serving mexican food?
>>151273484That's the smart play, let them score and give Mahomes more time with the ball
>>151273536Because you're spoonfed all your info
Yep, im thinking my protest of the NFL is complete yep*sips*Puppybowl for the main game with a turning point All American Halftime Show for the halftime
I looked at my gf's old pinterest board and she had a hot guys section and it was mostly Nick Bosa.
>>151273589the puppybowl is amazing tho
Eric Dickerson is a Patriot
>>151273483sounds based actuallythey need Nickelback and Creed
>>151273607For me? It's the kitty halftime show.
>>151273594At least she has good taste
Mutton busting is the GOAT halftime entertainment and I will not hear otherwise.
>>151273651this only works in states with actual rodeo heritage. if you're somewhere like cincinatti or cleveland, the only thing you're wrestling down is depression
>Two shit teams playing todayCan we get a real prime time game for once?
This is just plain racism by that white man Stefanski!
Spiritually the Eagles are a 0-5 team
>>151273680You have to have consistently good teams in NY/CA/TX for that to work because they get the bulk of prime slots
>gay rodeo shitbet your family tree looks like a telephone pole
>>151273682he's not the backup? Dont they only have 2 qbs on the roster now that flaccos gone?
>Yankees eliminated yesterday>Giants and Jets seasons are already in the guttersmust suck to be a New Yorker
>>151273712Dillon Gabriel
>>151273700look, all good people have personal bodyguards
>>151273712they have Bailey Zappe too.
I’m just now reading about Kyren Lacy after watching that clip of Ryan Clark. Why do black people DESPERATELY try to make themselves victims despite being thug criminals? Pathetic!Ashamed by nothing, offended by everything..
>>151273719how does one of the biggest and well-known cities in the world have such dogshit sports franchises across the entire board?
>>151273725Hmmm
>>151273548Most of us don't like him at all
>>151273548You're wrong
>>151273719Plus they're about to dive headfirst into the consequences of socialism. It's gonna be fun.
>>151273755meds
>>151273548mexicans don't like ricans
>>151273552go eagles btw!
>The victim of the accident involving Kyren Lacy was Herman Hall, a 78-year-old Vietnam War veteran. Hall died from his injuries after a head-on collision caused by Lacy's vehicleRIP o7
>>151273812Good work comrade Lacy
>>151273167>t. haven't figured out how to fire him and not pay him...yet
>>151273786theyre all mexicans i dont differentiate
>>151273756Shitty owners
>>151273812It was the most obvious thing that him being a retarded driver killed someone
>>151273830you can tell the difference by the music coming off the construction site
>>151273782Fuck you! Mamdani is basedPlus MAGA failed way faster
>>151273460damn. PEDs and UV did a number on this retard. dude looks 40 at 23
>>151273825viet con-go, am i right! come on
>>151273512Turning Point isn’t affiliated with the NFL. Every channel not airing the SB has counter programming to the halftime show. They’re just drumming up a spectacle to gain interest and money like everyone else. Who cares?
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>>151273536You don’t listen to shit music is probably why.
>>151273782It's be a lot worse for everyone around New York that has to deal with a sudden rats fleeing a sinking sink
>>151273755it's crazy how every generation has to learn the hard way why we can't live around these people
>>151273903Fucking dumb ass
>>151273860Okay pal
>>151273512>Turning Pointno one gives a shit about this Nazi propaganda shell, especially when both their founders are dead from their stupidity
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>>151273931how are those grocery prices buddy?
>>151273948Surely state-managed grocery stores are the answer, comrade. That always works out! Enjoy your bread lines, faggot.
>>151274013>saying this like the other stores won't exist anymoreholy cringe dumbass
>>151273483Im not the right. Ive voted left in every single election I've voted in since Obama. I do not want bad bunny to perform. I do not speak Spanish. I wouldn't want a kpop singer either. I do not speak Korean. I wouldn't want a Scandinavian heavy mental band to perform. I do not speak whatever language that is. I dont listen to rap but 50 cent was fine because he preformed in English. Shakira sang in English when she performed as well I believe. Thats my issue. Reggae is fine. Just sing reggae in English so I can actually understand what is happening.
>>151273529Ok but where does he rank in the USA charts thats the thing. I wouldn't expect an American band to perform at a major event in Korea. Id expect a kpop band.
>>151273756The Yankees are one of the most successful sports franchises. The fuck are you talking about?
