>>151276032kys arsewogg
thisisthethreadbtw
>>151276064>racismoi no room for that
does fuck all except against shitters
waiting for the australian pedo to get here
>>151276078>salah but black
got one for you haha>the welsh
>>151276078He's a racist. Simple as.
>>151276032She's the most beautiful athlete I've ever seen.
hate arsenal luv liverpool
>>151276136if pookeres wanted to farm pens he should've stayed in poortugal
>>151276147You're the most limp wristed simp I've ever seen.
why are sandcastle so shit?
>>151276078>Rooney for zoomers
>>151276032>dont forget the subject editionworks as both a wink towards that lad that got thread mogged by subject carelessness and a nice reminder to stay on the subject of /epl/ when posting :)
>You MUST use the subject aaaaaaaaaaa why are threadautists like this?
>>151276404not taking your thread mogging well I see
the canadian arsewog is here
>>151276266Gordon is a nailed-on starter
>>151276496>canadian
classic germans going for 10 being unnecessarily cruel
>>151276496excuse me what did you call me? (dog whistles towards aw to report this sick son of a bitch)
>>151276527And I thought San Marino had turned a corner. Gone straight back to square one.
>>151276527They have no class that's why. That's what you can always depend on with the gallant Anglo - class. It was the entire world against this tiny little island, God's island, and it was such an unfair fight that the noble Anglo introduced rules of combat and the like just to give them a chance. We never go double digits against the likes of San Marino. Not because we couldn't do it, but because it would be crass.That's what Gary Neville should think of when he sees our heroic flag flying high and fluttering in the breeze.
>>151276513Gordon's coming to Liverpool la
>Harry Mong doesn’t play>England instantly look a thousand times betterFunny that isn’t it? I don’t give a fuck how many times he’s padded his stats vs the titans of poopensharten 06 and the giants of Hoffenfart he’s an albatross around the neck of this England team. He also always disappears in big games
>>151276602Cool! Liverpool destroying another player!
>>151276032Good OP
>Grealish doesn't play>Foden doesn't play>Trent doesn't play>Walker doesn't play>Bellingham doesn't play>James doesn't play >Kane doesn't play>Maguire doesn't play>Gordon plays>Rice plays >Saka plays>3 Villa players play>England instantly look a thousand times betterFunny that isn’t it? I don’t give a fuck how many times they've padded their stats vs the titans of poopensharten 06 and the giants of Hoffenfart they're all albatrosses around the neck of this England team. They also always disappear in big games
>>151276590>We never go double digits against the likes of San Marino. Not because we couldn't do it, but because it would be crass.
>>151276830That was Southgate he doesn't count. His sole mission was to destroy England.
>>151276773Doesn’t work because Grealish, Foden, James, and Maguire don’t play in farmers leagues.
>>151276954>EPL Yeah they do
>>151276954>>151277108
>>151276773saka is shite
>>151277831yeah i don't get why these mongs hype up saka so much, it's annoying af. i'd much rather slurp up jack grealishs chode cock
>>151276773The team is just as good with Kane starting. Tuchel is just elite.
>>151277980Yeah England is just absolutely world class with foreigners
>>151276032peculiar buck
https://youtu.be/OvdFP3TvpsU?t=5654did you know rogers sounded like that?
>>151278003Based England. They will win the World Cup.
>>151276709mmm yeh throw it back on a thug
Was Erling Haaland really?
>>151278993 R ling Haaland
>>151271459
>>151279307sup 190
>>151279430sup poopdickschizo
>>151276773Gordon was shockingly poor. Grealish not at the level. Foden I think is decent but doesn't fit into the England team. Bellingham is cancer. Kane is world class and should start. Walker is done. Maguire is done. Trent might be able to do a job, same with James. Standout players today were Anderson and Spence.
lmao the dossers listen to talksport
>>151279307The Blaketranny is a Scottroon
>>151279682>Gordon was shockingly poor. Grealish not at the level. Foden I think is decent but doesn't fit into the England team. Bellingham is cancer. Kane is world class and should start. Walker is done. Maguire is done. Trent might be able to do a job, same with James. Standout players today were Anderson and Spence.Sorry but I don't want blacks in my team
my boy Jadon suddenly getting a lot of talks in X not because of his impressive footballing skill but because he tattooed the name of some gold digging whore on his neck
>>151280158very problematic post#kickitout
>>151276032Lost all respect for him when he cheated on his pregnant wife with a pornstar
>>151280185>using XGo back, zoomer
>Cody Gakpo (P) (P)
>Liverpool are eager to offer Arne Slot a new contract, with his agent reportedly already working on the dealJust when I had stopped laughing at Big Jim giving Amorim 3 years.
>>151280506>the only liverpoo player that can score
>>151280506very weird player for me, he always seems so one dimension just cuts inside never passes to the overlapping fullback, loses the ball every timebut he scores quite a bit
>>151281085one dimensional* i meant
YFW when you remember that da Arsenal is leading the table?
>>151281085confirmation bias
>shitry kane was holding England back all along
Gotta ask, >we are happy for rashfords success right? Seems like a good lad and the trashford was always a bit mean, even if he really was dogshit at times
>>151285070no i don't like mancs
OH MY GOODNESS IS THAT ENGLAND'S VERY OWN STARBOY BUKAYO SAKA!!!
OH MY WORD TARQUIN PASS THE SHANDY I WITNESSED ANOTHER SCINTILLATING DISPLAY FROM BUKAYO SAKA ENGLAND'S GREAT YOUTH
iraq will qualify to the WC and we will beat ingurland 1 nil, check em
>>151286381you a shia init?
>>151286425YES, i'll teach you in the occult of our ancient teachers once assna win the premier league.
We cant qualify for shit
we dat starboy blud
>>151280986nice to see club owners that dont give a fuck what their sub 80 iq fans think should be done desu
>>151276032why is the man presenting like that
>>151286961That's nice. Put another prawn on the barbie, champ.
what happened to england's brightest new brixton prospect myles lewis-skelly? didn't he score bags of goals isn't he the next trent alexander-arnold?
>>151276032whos the bitch? the one on the right i mean
>still 8 days of this shitreally not enjoying this /int/ break lads
>>151276773anderson is levels above rice. rice is the albatross around this england team btw.
>>151287633anderson and rice are shit
rashford welbeck sterling sanchomilner hendersonburn shaw maguire stonespickfordsimple as
>>151276079That's a new character, how's he a pedo?
van djik doesn't have good jeans
>>151276078remember when Balo did this?
>>151287770anderson is excellent and will go for ~90m+ next summer.rice holds the team back, undroppable though. won't be surprised if he's made captain
>>151276078I remember Saka taking a pen for England in a Euros finalMagical day
I've noticed a lot of pundits lately use the word "agricultural" when describing a passive defensive style of football and it's the most retarded shit I've ever heard, football has nothing to do with agriculture and it sounds even more condescending than just saying farmer or countryside. It's trying to sound fancy with 0 substance and I get that a jew like Ornstein or illiterate footballers on the level of Rooney or Grealish would use it, but actual good pundits using it? Makes me sick. Imagine being paid to say a team in the prem plays more of an agricultural style. Oh, they play on a grassy pitch? They play with a catcus up their ass? They use hydroponics and scythe to outsmart the opponent? You mean patient, like watching plants grow? You mean haybale throwing, like strong and sturdy? Why not just say that then?
>>151287944>anderson is excellentlmao you have no knowledge, hes the geordie rice absolute crap
>>151288073righto champ
>le rice is bad aktchually
Why did he stop trying lads?He was bossing entire midfields on his own end of last season.
>rice west hamsecond coming of christ>rice arsenaloverrated, shit playerthe arsenal mind virus is chronic i'm afraid
Steven Gerrard thinks that Declan Rice has gone to the next level since he joined Arsenal: “In the Premier League, I think Declan Rice is a really, really good midfielder. I like an awful lot about him. I like the kid, I like his mentality, I like the way he’s gone to the next level at Arsenal, he’s adding different things to his game. I think he’d be a really tough, strong opponent, a good challenge.”
>>151288000an esl (welsh cunt) like you just doesn't get it
>>151288260Put another prawn on the barbie, lad.
>>151288000>>151288271It means they smell like cow shit and marry their cousinsIt's a racist dog whistle
>>151288301perfect for a farmers league like the epl
>>151288246His heads at utd.
England may have beaten the mighty Wales but they’ll never have a player as talented as a prime Gareth Bale, and today’s Jude Bellingham is simply yesterdays Aaron Ramsay, thoughteverbeit, Ramsay was a much superior player.
>>151288246Got that fat contract freshly inked from Sir Jim on the horizon, knows he never needs to try on the pitch ever again so long as he lives
Everything is leading up to Man Utd beating Liverpool after the international break.
>>151288432It's just like the Ferguson era again.Mad for it
>>151288312Read this as>"his heads a turd"Thought I was going to have to tell you to kick it out for a second.
>>151288380Put another prawn on the barbie lad
>>151285070Trashford is a term of endearment
>>151288432For the sake of the league I hope they don't because with Liverpool out of the picture and with City already out of the picture it'll be a one horse race. Arsenal have already overturned a 5 point deficit in the space of 10 days. Nobody can catch them at this rate.
it was funny when scousaars thought the season was over and they had already won when they were playing like shit and were 5 points aheadits hilarious now arse-anal are doing the same with 1 point kek
>>151288490Scousers were getting uppity after an easy run of fixtures but have hit a wall as soon as they play a few tough teams back to back. All of these opta stat thingies were saying arsenal had by far the hardest start to the season so it was expected that they'd drop points here and there. But even with those fixtures they only lost once. Liverpool have lost back to back and still have much harder games coming.
I've seen enough. Man United are winning the league.
>>151288490best is that they genuinely believe they arent playing percentage football3rd in corners after sam and pulis btw
>You're only allowed to win in ways I approve>I want corners banned
>>151288522*scores a corner on you*'ave it
>>151288490>>151288513no they weren't because they were too busy crying about szoboslzai and gakpo still starting
, what an absolutely shit league when a shit team like arsenal are top embarrassing to the other 19 tinpot clubs
For future reference When you're seething in full caps at 20 past 5 in the morning on 4chan you're broadcasting to everyone that you're angry at yourself and your own shit life rather than the subject in your post
watching wwe while laughing at how tragic odegaard is
>>151288653his life is all about arsenal
>watching wweDid the terminally-online manchild brag about watching oiled-up men have a fake fight?
>>151288615False. They were saying szoboszlai at fullback was a slot masterstroke and playing shit but scoring last minute winners (against 10 men 50% of the time btw) was a sign of champions. Now they're pivoting and saying they're in transition because €150m Isak needs to adjust to the league
>>151288676nah they hate szoboslzai bc he's boring and does nothing like henderson
>>151288676
>>151288671Put another prawn on the barbie, mate.
>>151288653This is like the fourth or fifth day in a row as well, to make it even worse.
im afraid you lot follow too many pakis on X, the paki app
Why is this London retard bragging about posting on 4chan during the day?
>>151288690Going to get on your Brazilian vpn next? Sad cunt
>he says while using 4chan during the day himselfhe's actually defending twitter ahahahahaha
just went on twitter.com and it instantly redirected, so is that the old name just used by slow cunts who spend literally all day indoors and fuck all else to seethe about?
>>151288711Proabably his Canadian one
Remember Geovanni
i spend all day indoors using x to share my worthless opinions that get 0 likes because im a sad muslim
>>151288726Not involved in this conversation but nobody is calling it "X" you big gay nerd
Just say "Twitter" and a tranny will seethe
call that team Newton Heath or you brown!!
>>151288736shit player overhyped because he's a monkey
>>151288726Yeah it's his life mate to seethe about all manners of nothing
>>151288745>n-no I not involved but I will jump in I just don't want abuse in returnYou are a fucking cowardly shut-in cunt. Stop using 4chan as social media.
>>151288745we don't sign our posts here
>>151288768As I said, not involved lel, I'm typing this from my office at work where I am one of the bosses lel.Tonight I will go to the gym and then spend it with my girlfriend. Tomorrow we will do Parkrun together with our friends and then Norf FC aren't playing so I might paint some Warhammers.
>>151288753GMS!
And I was just about to postWhy has every UK thread turned into a smelly incel /britfeel/ pity party of the mentally unwell.Like 10 years ago at least Bog Sim, for example, was a medical student and people had jobs.Now it feels like anyone remotely normal is rare and it's pure neurotic cunts in their smelly little fishbowl.
>>151288768>he says while using 4chan as social media
>>151288792Go back to pol you fucking mongoloid begging for social interaction
>going to work at a proper jobKekI'm a freelance artist.Did about 3hrs work this week and just spend the rest of time either wandering around or smashing slags. On four for this week and out predding now.
Pussio whines about what 4chan threads are like. Go outside.
>>151288804I have my mate's chats, 5-a-side chats, missus. But this place can be good at times. Do you?
Pussios trying to turn /EPL/ into /brit/. No one cares about your boring life. This ain't a blog. Stop posting like a fat single mum.
>>151288827To be fair it is international break
IS THAT ENGLAND'S VERY OWN STARBOY CUTTING INSIDE AGAIN OH GOODNESS OLIVIA DARLING PASS THE SMELLING SALTS
IS THAT ENGLAND'S VERY OWN CHAV PRINCE FODEN CUTTING INSIDE AGAIN OH GOODNESS ELLIE DARLING PASS THE RIZLA
Why can't we host a world cup? We've had ONE ever. The US is about to have TWO and they don't even play football. And then it's going to Saudi Arabia next decade. It's a fucking joke. They hosted one in QATAR. The absolute state of FIFA.
>>151288831let's have a curry together then to celebrate all the pakis itt
>>151288858no one wants to go to wembley it's a fucking morgue
>>151288858doesn't matter they'd shove women all over it for dei and equality
OH BLIMEY ARE THOSE OUR BRAVES LIONESSES KICKING THE BALL ABOUT LIKE MY STEPSONS U14 TEAM THAT'S BLOODY OUTSTANDING LOVE
>>151288858who wants to be on an island with brown inbreds and white inbreds
>>151288736>>151288757hes no elano
>>151288726problem with X as a name is its a bit shit and just a letter so feels a bit less clear what youre talking about, there are some seething weirdos that are mad anyone right of mao isnt banned on there now and use the name for seething political reasons but who cares about them
A member of ukpunting
Is this /pol/ mong one of you having a tantrum or summat? Either way its obnoxious, needs to fuck off already
>>151288931get back on your vpn arsewog
>>151288792>the mentally unwellyep he was losing his mind at 5am about one particular goal out of three scored in a friendly care in the community has truly failedwe're dealing with a genuinely mentally-ill poster
>>151288949Why are you replying to yourself you weird freak?
>>151287614lel
Nvm I see whats happening now. AW sockpuppeting and reposting shit so he can control the thread again. Sad sad fuck he is
>>151286286>>151286335>>151286911are these posts really causing this much seethe? yeah its a bit sad to be posting that at 5am but >>151288949 is mentally ill levels of caring
pure unbridled seethe at 5am and even now thank fuck he spends all day indoors just malding (really it's because he's angry at himself) if he went out he would be a danger to children
Maybe he'll go on about ENIC protests in smelly bedrooms next
>>151288807Only thing your smashing is microwave burgers down your fat gullet (your mum brings them to your bedroom)
this arsewog bloke doesn't seem to post nearly as much as the people obsessed with him
>>151288994Ok, now I know you're a paki.It's not hard having sex as a WASP man.
Is this one of those beautiful English roses i have heard about?
>>151289037Scouse not English
>>151289031yank detected
The Yid protests gimmick truly did a number on him mindHasn't really been posted in weeks if not monthsAnd it's all he can think about
Getting to the point where I'm considering filtering the word he or him
>>151289049Speaking of, when is InvertTheWing's 'biggest protest ever' taking place?
>>151289057You are allowed to do things without blogging them on 4chan. Your social media platform of choice
>>151289068*filters you*
>>151289057That's used far too often to filter
5am lmaoooo
who's gonna pocket Wirtz in the Utd game, himself?
>>151287944>will go for ~90m+ next summer>Newcastle have a buyback clause of £5m more than they sold him for
just a feeling, but could see wirtz having his breakout game against manure causing a /mug/ ruckus of proportions not seen for some time
>>151288858The biggest insult is Mexico hosting it three times which is going to be a record. Every tournament I hear this meme about Mexico being an elite soccer nation. They've never been beyond the QF and the only time they've achieved that is when they've hosted so they get host privileges.
>>151289132The absolute cope of this
>>151289203this is what im talking about, from a tiny bit of form (luck) the manure customer hubris is returning, the /mug/ ruckus will be immense
>>151289132Could also see Wirtz flopping yet again, resulting in Liverpool dropping 9 points in their last 3 PL matches. Football is a very fickle game.
>>151289231true but at this point we all expect another 009 flopthe reverse would make the /mug/ even sweeter, its all set up to happen
>>151288949>we're dealing with a genuinely mentally-ill posterman, what are you expecting? unironicallyalsoTHREE YEARS OF AMORIM/mug/ is stronger than ever
>>151289252Personally, I enjoy my /mug/s when United fans are given a brief glimmer of hope before a shit result crashes them back down to earth again. So I'm hoping for a fairly respectable draw again Liverpool where they play alright, followed by them getting battered at home by Brighton.
>>151289338i can respect it, but i see them already getting cocky in this thread and the long buildup during the International break gives them lots of time for delusions im predicting a sweet /mug/
Would /mug/ or /lug/ be more pleasing?
>>151289357Yeah desu a /mug/ after the Liverpool game would still be pretty nice. Good to know that Ruben's at the wheel for two more years so we've got many more to come.
I say this with as little malice as possible. I know the resident Geordie is a very sensitive fella Newcastle need to ship Gordon out immediately
>>151289031You couldn’t smash eggs you fat smelly cunt
>>151289109Newcastle don’t have a buy back clause, why are you making things up you STUPID SCOTCH CUNT
>>151289398Gordon is powerfully mid
gammons love shinnies
>>151289099the bench
>>151289473Get proper shinnos back and you get proper tackles back. Simples.
>>151289473Legit what is the point of those "micro pads" they look smaller than a postit
>>151289527because the rules say you need them but nothing else about them and they dont want them
>>151276527Why dont Italians who wont get called for Italys national team wont just get San Marinos citizenship?
>>151289473weird headline
MYLES LEWIS-SKELLY THE RIVETING YOUNG HIGHBURY TALENT TAKING THE WORLD BY STORM WITH ONE GOAL TO HIS NAME... YOU WON'T FORGET HIS NAME
>>151289473You would think that football clubs and the affiliated sportswear companies would be doing more to protect the health of their multi-million pound assets.
>>151289548Yeah it's exactly this, the players hate them because they obviously restrict free movement. The risk to reward ratio is heavily skewed in favour of not wearing them at all, the only reason this is a conversation is because last night Watkins would've benefitted - a bit - from proper shin pads. An article you'd only see during an interlull.
>>151289562If you think obtaining an Italian citizenship via naturalization is hard, don't look up how long it takes to get a Sammarinese one
>>151288273Arsewog SEETHING
>>151289473RETVRN
>>151289641>they obviously restrict free movementThey don't really though because they lie on the shin. Elbow pads and knee pads, sure they do because the joint they cover has to bend and be flexible to some degree and the pad can impede that. If your shin is bending then you need to drink more milk.
Russell Martin Gets Sack, Strikes Back
>>151289473How aren’t players constantly getting their legs snapped?
>>151288711we don't sign our posts here>>151288720Mo needs to slow down
Now that we know Amorim is getting 3 years no matter what, THIS is the forecasted squad for next season based on reputable rumours.
>>151289714>They don't really thoughThe players would know better than you. >b-but [the hvckin science-]Calm down. They know better than you.
>>151289902>Now that we know Amorim is getting 3 yearserr....!!
>>151289902Looks good>>151289910>daily mail You're trans, aren't you.
>>151289907twat
>>151289953I'm going to spare you the obvious rebuttal, but to think you know better than the people who are actually wearing the shin pads has knocked me fully over. So in your mind they are foregoing all the safety benefits of shin pads for absolutely no reason? Gawww I just want to slide tackle right through you
>y-you trans and/or brown if you post right wing media [but only if it makes my post look foolish] Learn to tie a noose you shut-in wanker. Practice on yourself by all means. We don't need you stealing oxygen any more.
>>151289907done him+ blessed 'arry kane captcha
>>151289907They do it so menopausal women can see a silhouette of their perfectly toned legs and masturbate
>Commentary legend Martin Tyler has recalled how Liverpool's famous 4-3 win over Newcastle United in 1996 was his favourite game he ever commentated on But the Scousers said (lied) about how he hated them?
>>151290017im a geordie and i dont get why this match is famous or why it gets hyped by punditsit wasnt decisive in the season
>>151289902>no brunolove it already
Vidic has a higher win percentage in the Premier League than Van Djik, Terry, and Kompany.
>>151290187Will love the £100M from Saudi for him :)
>>151289902>de lightseriouslyAlso wLirtz is already telling excusesIf someone says this to a manager, the later one already know the player can't follow instructions
>>151290635https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5aUk8mdscQgstarting now U21 chads
>hurr you posted at 4 am in the morning that means you're a loser thick cunt doesn't know that some people do night shifts or does he think everyone is a brick layer like him?
>>151290850>the uploader has not made the video available in your country you're going to have to provide me with a mirror link (whatever that is) or if none exist create one yourself
>>151276032how do we feel about fm cutting nation teams for woemens football
>>151290875try the canuck broadcasting corporation on terrestrial
I’m tired of international breaks
>>151290909i would characterise my feelings as a mix of discontent and confusion
>>151290912just my luck this is the one time the cbc isn't showing a u21 England game
>>151288736if you know who's in goal you wouldnt be shocked
>>151290350De Ligt has been good
>>151290858Why would someone after a night shift seethe on 4chan at 5am though? Clearly you are defending yourself and you don't have a job. They'd hit the pillow and sleep, meanwhile you are a worthless, jobless, friendless, sexless incel. SEE YOU TOMORROW MATE, HOURS (and it will be hours since I'll be fast asleep at that time - I have a life unlike you) AFTER YOU POST AT 5AM IN ALL CAPS SEETHING ABOUT FUCK ALL YET AGAIN!!!!
>so don't turn out de ligt>(E-ah-e-ah-eh)
are we really going to judge a bit of late night posting, schizo posting sure, seething sure, but good natured shit posting?let him who has never posted in all caps at 5am throw the first (You)
Legitimately can say I've never in my life seethed at 5am about ANY football club on 4chan.org >I-it was late night5am isn't late night though is itIt's early morning To the point he (you) either woke up and immediately started seething about Arsenal (my personal belief) or stayed up all night and into the early morning seething about them (EVEN WORSE!!!)
>about Arsenaltold on yourself there AW lad
>Tomasson insists anyone questioning the importance of Gyokeres in this Arsenal setup doesn’t “understand football”.>Speaking at a news conference on Monday, as per FotbollSkanalen, the Sweden manager said: “Viktor Gyokeres is in very good form at the moment and is very good.>“If people say he doesn’t have an impact (on matches), then they don’t understand football and don’t have a clue about football. He creates space for other players, works on the ball and makes runs.>“It’s excellent and he scores goals almost all the time, so he has an impact and has been very good. It’s always nice, as you need time when you come to a new club.”
>>151291024>let him who has never posted in all caps at 5am throw the first (You)>>151291063>too scared to give a (You)very VERY telling
5am International break Crying about an unimportant goal scored in a friendly 9 hours ago You NEED to rope
>>151291112and yet a certain someone is too scared to throw a (You) to prove innocence telling on yourself AGAIN
but as long as he's just staying here on 4chan it's fineGCHQ hopefully is keeping an eye on him incel rage like that at 5am needs taking a look at
>>151289803Because noones lunging anymore. If you wanna see lunges nowadays you've got to watch libertadores or one of the sudaca leagues. I'm not in favor of players visiting snap city but the game has clearly got less physical the past decade and players are getting booked for fuck all now. When you get booked for some minor foul that may not even have been a foul 10 years ago you've got no incentive to try sliding tackles unless it's some last-ditch attempt to kill a counter. Might just be the EPL that's gotten soft or gotten soft refs cause I caught a bundeslel game the other day and the ref was allowing everything, it was so refreshing to watch for once.
>I innocent because you not reply!! 4chan is your entire life so just end it. After thanking Maggie for you being free.
Most penalties won in the Premier League since 2016/17:◉ 74 - Man City◉ 66 - Man Utd ◉ 60 - Liverpool◉ 59 - Chelsea ◉ 55 - Crystal Palace ◉ 53 - Brighton ◉ 51 - Arsenal ◉ 49 - Leicester ◉ 44 - West Ham◉ 42 - Tottenham
posting in all caps at 5am is so powerful its still being discussed 12 hours latermuch to think about
reminder that 190 is an arsenal fan who shitposts 24/7 about arsenal so he can create a fake narrative that they're persecuted and has created several gimmicks and boogeymen to pretend that there is some kind of group that hangs out here 24/7 (when in fact, he does). see 'arsewog' (too scared he is to type this word now), scousemong, citymong, dave. they're all him. while he vpn hops on his phone.all done to distract he got shat on by nigel farage, shat on by the girl he e-simped for, shat on by people who discovered he uses a vpn, shat on by people who saw him try to sneak in as other trips (geezer with a barcadi breezer, top lad etc) and trying to make people forget he raped his underage niece.
Earlier he even seethed about people posting during the day while doing so himself. A complete disconnect between normal people and 'his' 'life'. A deeply disturbed little cunt who needs GCHQ to raid his hovel, hopefully he ends it before then!
>>151291197>he raped his underage nieceHe didn't rape her. He sexually abused her.
>>151291193It was really weird and frankly disturbing how you posted at 5am seething, in all caps, is how I and everyone else will view your posts
>>151291197You seriously need to get a life
I think the 5am poster should come forward and admit he is posting while sitting down for a wee
If your GOAT is named Muhammad, you’re cooked.
>>151291443who is your countries boxing goat?
>>151291457Floyd “Money” Mayweather, why?
5am though lmao Take a look at yourself mate honestly. Whether you're a Yid, a rentboy, whatever anti-Arsenal customer you are, take a step back. It's too much
the 5am capslock bandit lives rent free in the mind of AWcould even go as far as to say hes done him
Uuh...football discussion..?
>>151291185>Southern clubs at the bottom>Northern clubs at the topReally makes you think
>>151291735well not much to say but england u21 are currently 3-0 up against moldovawe have a 9 called mubama who scored 2 goals which is quite the funny name in my personal opinionbit like a cow saying obama
>>151291735The thing about Arsenal is they always try to stoke it in
>>151291735Unfortunately certain spergs on here would rather completely shit up the thread than stay on topic, which basically results in "Slop Six + meme teams".
>05:23:53
Fun Fact: I re-posted what Gary Neville said onto /pol/ and got banned...
>>151292194there a problem pal? we need to meet up for a fight?
>my smelly bedroom>4:42am>be there
He'll be doing it again tonight (very early tomorrow morning)
some say the 5am capslock bandit is lurking in the shadows even now and when i say "some" i mean AW who cant get him out of his head
5am though The taint hour of the day where he either spent all night seething or woke up early seething LOL!
I might set my alarm for midnight to see if I can catch a glimpse of the 5am bandit
>WORLD cup qualification>all the european teams are playing other european teamsutter woke nonsense
women like exciting men, if you're going to bed at 9pm rest assured that her vagina is dry as a desert around you.
In 45 minutes Wirtz was unable to score at home against a 10-man Luxembourg
>>151276032fuck off I already whacked it 5 times in the last 24 hours i am beyond dizzy
>>151276266they didn't build a newcastle
might be us in the title race unironically
utter woke nonsense
>>151289473The smaller your shin pads are the more you like taking up the arse like zoomer chav fags
>>151290909fms for incels that think they know about football anyway, enjoy your video game slop manchild.
been told the 5am bandit is up at that time to cruise around gay parks
>>151293593He loves small, if any, shin pads as well
gonna watch wwe at 5am while im having a melty itt about socc- i mean football
>>151288858You could be hosting the next one but you voted brexit
>While he has struggled to adapt to his new role at Liverpool, Wirtz was voted Germany's 'Footballer of the Year' in August, picking up his trophy before this match. LMAO this is the best they have to offer? Newcastle's "idiot" signing just got subbed off after being shite btw
The manager knows more about football and his team more than you.
No goal or assist for Liverpool legend Flop "Florian" Wirtz - who was handed an award for being the best German player of 2025 before the match - at home against 10-man Luxembourg
>>151293454This is all a tax scam or something, right?
>>151289473Howell is just having a laugh with his cousin, Hinshelwood, on who can wear the smallest after Jack got called out on it last year
almost 10pm time for bed, see you in 7 hours>t. you know who
am i supposed to care about any of this
Uhhh liverbros... How do we rationalise /our guy/ being the worst man on the pitch?
>>151294415Isn't trusted to start for Liverpool either even when plainly fit and ready Yet another disasterous Slot signing
>>151294415epl is a farmers league
la liga > serie a > bundes=epl=ligue 1
i fuckin hate chavs
>>151294180all I know is no one in the world googles "champions league table" and is looking for the womens. As a result I still don't know what the table looks like
>>151289473Do proper shin pads really offer enough protection against a leg snapper?
>>151294820Used to wear these bad boys me. Could kick a house down with them. Heard during the Cold War they were going to make bombshelters out of them.
>>151294855Oh wow, those are heavy duty. Looks like something a riot officer would wear. Those I can see being very good. I meant the sort that Milner wears in that pic, the only front facing ones
>>151294855>knocks on them for the referee
>>151294820Honestly not sure, my mate has massive ones on at school and still managed to get his leg snapped in half. I feel like they must help a bit though, and the micro ones look ridiculous its just a matter of time until some preventable stupid injury happens.
>>151294910All jokes aside, someone did wallop into me once when I had them on and I didn't feel a fucking thing they were great. The only problem was they made your shins sweat like absolute fuck.I did have a pair of the front facing ones you mention, and I don't know if they were just in their infancy or not, but they were shit because they would slide all over under your sock. I think I had a pair with like one side of velcro or something on them so they would stay in place against your sock. Didn't really work though.>>151294971You think a referee wants a roundhouse kick to the face when you wearing those bad boys? Forget about it.
Saw a liverpool fan say Isak needs time to adapt to the EPL...
>>151295069I seen that tweet and thought it was a parody account.
>>151295052The tiny ones are definitely silly and considering what >>151295060 says, I have to imagine they're even more annoying to wear but maybe it's just easier to ignore. I have heard at least one actual player complain about the bigger front facing one sliding and it being awkward.
Haaland was raped
Is there something in Liverpools water that turns players to shit?
>>151295088I did too but NOPE is a delusional scousaar
>>151294415newcastle revenge was to sell a player without pre season trainingSmart
>>151294855British humour is so fucking dead. What's next? Talking about how you're gonna dropkick your nan?
>>151295069needs time to adapt to the team but not to the eplPlus for a £100n+ transfer from the same league, you'd be expecting him to make an impact straight away
liverpool fans would suck isaks dick meanwhile it's gakpoo doing bits for them this season
BUK-AY-YOSA-KASA-KA
i see pissak has decided to start playing like jon dahl tomasson too
>arsenal 1st>liverpool 2nd>spurs 3rd>bournewho? 4thwhy is the prem so shit lads? do the teams need more time to adapt?
warra cl for arsenal
oh my science did englishman bukayo saka score again? my wife's boyfriend will hear about this
>>151298339Liverpool not winning means the league is good
IT'S 4:30am AND I BLOODY HATE LIVERPOOLI HATE THEMIT'S THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT AND I HATE THAT BLIMMIN FECKIN CLUB LIVERPOOL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
gakpo > saka
>>151300999it's a farmer league either way
wowzers is that a heckin doggerino? what a lovely wholesome ebin pupperino! i'm just gonna have to nab him up and take him on me holibobs while my wife is away with the girls in jamaica! maybe i can get our lad bukayo saka to sign this pupperino
https://www.thisisanfield.com/2025/10/forgotten-right-back-still-playing-at-liverpool-academy-despite-being-over-age/Nyr Calvin Ramsey
Mushy peas and bread at Marske United £1.50
>>151295411they need time to adapt to their national teams
>>151301260is mushy peas an "i'm gonna be healthy today and watch what I eat" type thing for northerners
Scousaars are mentally ill
>>151301735put some shrimp on the barbie and find out you paki
>>151301735i think they're just tastythey're like peas but easier to eat
>>151302276we don't have pakis here lad, that's your thing
indians are pakis. mate.
>>151302394grow some teeth you boomer faggot
>>151302643every tried eating a bowl of peas with a wooden spoon on a full terrace?
>>151302706no because im not a fat faggot that needs to eat at a match
yankified freak
Just devoured 1 whole rotiserrie chicken in 15 minutes lad
>>151302706>every triedthey didn't teach you english at school, prajesh?
>>151302976just watched The Raid 3 lad
Media did an excellent job of painting this selfish greedy cunt as one le wholesome good integrated immigrant to own the chuds when he's anything but. Just as selfish as his cohort back in the Yoruba tribes in Africa.
>>151304834really hate this fucking cunt. like i would punch him if i saw him in the street. actual hate
>>151301050So true
>>151304834forwards are allowed to be selfish unless they're mo salah
>>151301735Keep trying I'm sure everyone will forget you're from an unserious joke country
>>151305077
mo salah is washed, brown saka
>>151304834fucking despise this smug looking cunt. his bbc is taking too many snowbunnies away from me. sick of it
there's a problem in this cunt
these threads are getting so fucken horribly bad, fuck is wrong with you schizos
oh my days is that bukayo saka, hope he comes to cornwall so he can my james gunn superman poster
>>1513052771 more week lad
>>151305305it'll be just as bad when the games come back, just a few extra non-schizo non-twitter esque football related posts bandied about here and there
Is this new one a yank on a proxy?
>>151305463Yep, they're all the same guy. He's also living in my walls.
>>151304834Grasping at straws.
>>151305337I don't even know why I bother with this board any more>>151305508>foreign Arsenal plasticClassic
>German Media Cast Florian Wirtz Verdict After Germany 4-0 Luxembourg >"[He] should've gotten an assist, but Woltemade couldn't finish Germany's counter-attack in the 33rd minute." said Buli News. >Meanwhile providing a comprehensive assessment of Wirtz's night's work, Der Spiegel wrote: >"On a counterattack in the 32nd minute, he set up Woltemade perfectly, and then Kimmich shortly before halftime but, as in Liverpool, his teammates' proliferation of chances seemed to deny him the assists he deserved." There's a theme with Wirtz where the British and German media like to blame everyone else for his misgivings
>>151305706if it was the pass im thinking of it was complete dogshit and prime van basten wouldnt have scored from it
>>151305706Based Woltemade putting it wide on purpose as a joke
>>151305077you live in an Islamic caliphate and soon enough your mum will be forced to kick you out of your smelly little bedroom so she can accomodate the asylum seekers that have recently washed up on your shores. you’re not wrong about Australia being a joke country but it’s still 1000x better than the paki shithole you live in
Random gormless slags posted by a horny jeet
>>151306229they're professional footballers
>>151306236random gormless slags posted by a professional footballer horny jeet?
so who's gonna buy wharton? is he goin to man united? or will he be heading abroad?
>>151305818German pissak
licking the arse of a flop manager because of his nationality english arteta
>Luke Edwards
injuries on international break is itgreat stuff
>>151306460so sad, couldnt happen to a nicer bunch
more like Smellingham, hehe
>>151305706Real talk now, what does Wirtz have on the media, pundits, and journos? I've never seen such a flop get protected as much as he is. I seen one of them say he has no assists at Liverpool because Salah (186 in 295) and Isak (54 in 86) aren't good enough finishers. I might give them Isak because everyone knows he was carried by Murphy, but I won't be allowing them Salah.
>>151306539cruel jokes like this are what forced a humble down to earth lad like JOBE™ to change his name
latest balding seethe and cope just dropped
any other football related content you can suggest during the break?
>>151306619mandatory watch if you haven’t already https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Goal!_(film_series)
>>151306619https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dT3ACkwoYD0&list=PLIw3kiE21h7yMR0S7D9nqxKuf_rciQ3Cn
FREE PALESTINE DUN DUN DUNGOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD
>>151306582In a shock twist, Liversimp, Edwards isn't wrong. Exact same thing has happened to Wissa.
>>151306726why doesn't north east football correspondent for the torygraph write about wissa then
Arsenal and City will duke it out for the league again.
>>151306729Because he's out injured.
mbeumo and cunha are flops
>Wissa
>>151306729Wissa didn't cost £130m.>torygraphReal mature stuff as always from you.
>>151306751everyone at the current United team would flop.
>>151306751Coonier isn't gonna work in Man United, another player with talent who will be wasted and have his career ruinedBoom-O has been alright, let's see
>>151276032American girls are gold
>>151306781bad take
>>151306781good take
>>151305706OK what is more likelySalah, Ekitike, Isak, and now Woltemade and Kimmich are all shit and too stupid to understand Wirtz' geniusOr Wirtz is shitSalah is a 4 time golden boot award winner btw
reijnders is a flopait nothing is a flopwirtz is a flopisak is a flopzubimendy is a flopgyokeres is a flopjoao pedo is a flop xavi simons is a flop
>>151305566you're welcome to leave any time
>>151306828How about none of them are shit and Wirtz is adapting to a new league HOWEVER For his pricetag, he should be immediately contributing I expect people to pick a certain thing out of this rational take and kvetch about it despite having context
>>151306848but he can't you see as 4chan is his entire life!
>>151306856He's not playing in a new league for the NT.
>>151306839exactly this except just wirtz
>>151306862Fair point, players can have bad games but apparently he made a few chances for the NT in the last game. Should've done better than hitting the post
cody gakpoo is liverpuds best player
yo bruv that wirtz be bringing new numbers to james bond fr, lil bro is like 009 lmao blud
wirtz is just havertz but black
wirtz is just gVwrtz but with a small cock
>>151306901this but unironically and without the exaggerated slang
>>151306839True but Zubimendi has been great and Gyökeres (already confirmed) should have been eased it behind Havertz but was forced to start every game due to Kai’s injury.
>>151306947get back to your containment thread BOY
wirtz is just wirtz but shit
wirtz gets his arse licked by the media bc he's black and english and plays for a london club
>>151307028it seems your AI assisted posting tools are malfunctioning, let me know if you need help with any settings
>>151306839Zubimendi and Joao Pedro have been good I suspect this is a bindipper trying to muddy the waters because Wirtz has been singularly atrocious
currently monitoring a brit anon going around /sp/ complaining about chavs like its 2006 (suspected time traveller)
>>151307122It's like they're re-posting what some weird bot is spewing out. Leafposter probably is right that it's via some AI, look at the post ITT mentioning Superman, just weird nonsense.
>>151307118suspect you're the arsewogthey've all been shit
yup chavs don't exist in 2025white people that talk and act like wogs don't exist over here
don't get this sort of content on monday night football do youhttps://i.4cdn.org/wsg/1760190380876864.webm
>>151307233the one who isn't our abs is an infuriating clapper
watching wwe but need to take a break to say how much i wanna fucking punch buyako saka
Nobody mentioning how sesko, cunha and mbeumo are the biggest flops
>>151307545talking about flops is boring
if mounty didn't get injured every 3 games cunha wouldn't need to be signed
Coony will come good lads
>>151307545completely forgot about sesko desu
>>151307385>>151307605careful now or risk being called a terminally-online manchild bragging about watching oiled-up men have a fake fight (this type of person will also call it wwf as an added barb)
forgot picture fuck me cut my life into pieces
Can't believe you fags just let your leagues pause for 2 weeks multiple times a season for national teams to play meaningless friendlies against Andorra or some shit.
>>151307752cry about it gayewtist
>>151307780FOY
>>151307752if you didn't simp for women itt id call you based
>>151307780you can't play handegg with other nations because nobody plays that shit
bitches ain't shit but hoes and tricks
>>151307791>simp for womenhow dare you all I said was to give her a fair shake!
Just done a fat wirtz on the slot.
>>151307781who rolled you across the border trev?
Americans only seem to pipe up about football when their one and only relevant sport is being played for its 4 months out of the year
>>151307827>haha kate is so funnythis bitch is walled, niggas didn't care about her on SSN 15 years ago but start simping like ni---rs when the hag gets on an American "soccer" show
my AI assisted posting mechanism is set to take over at 450 posts but I'm working like the dickens to override it for you guys
>>151307834we don't sign our posts here
Is this cunt a janitor? He's been shitting up the thread for like 3 days now and you get banned on here for far less
>>151307827for me it's rebecca lowe
>>151307917Rebecca Lowe does not speak four (4) languages and let Jamie Carragher spread his wings like a butterfly
>>151307900is the cunt in the room with you right now? (hehe he is)
>>151307930english is the only relevant language
>>151307962while I wholeheartedly agree *gives emphatic dx chops to all the francophones around me* it does help a lot for player interviews
>>151307998Fuck you're a massive poof
>>151308111we don't sign our posts here
just a reminder to any of you.closet cases in here (we've got someone on the lookout) that if you express any positive sentiment towards a woman, especially if you bring up them being multilingual (a notoriously repulsive trait) a spotlight WILL be shone upon YOU (this hero who lurks in the shadows does seem to ignore all of daves gay fanfic however, doesn't see any problems there)
>>151308127>>151308172Mental illness
>>151308192you're the one arguing with my advanced ai bot so maybe give your own head a shake
>>151308172thanks for showing how gotten to you are :)
Blackburn Rovers legend Alan Shearer has dubbed Frimpong 'Slot's worst signing'
now we've got the 'gotten to' police lurking about, praying he doesn't slap his 'epic own' cuffs on me hehe
yup he's seethin
