Western Canadian /hoc/ edition./hoc/vious:
for me, its the avs
>>151285617bud1
stars have no milly
Here lies the flames they can’t score
We can be frens after the game is done. For now we are m o r t a l enemies grrrr
>>1512856175th fastest overall :)
Wedgewood has faced like 4 breakaways and stopped them all. Dude is on one tonight.
>>151285653BUYCK STATUS?
Scott Wedgewood having a game.
>>151285635Thats the Flames I know and love!
>>151285689If only we had hoob :(
>>151285693Did that preseason collision with the post actually hurt him in real life?
STARSIES!
first for no milly dilly lost
The Red Wings are fuckin pathetic man, 100 year ceremony and they can't do shit against a not-so-great Montreal. Meanwhile 60 year old Crosby and Malkin light it up on Pittsburgh.
>>151285653almost blew the game too.
/playoffsbound/
>>151285668BUYCK BROKEN!
>>151285712He's been gone ever since lol
>>151285693F :(
>>151285451What the fuck is the plan, Danny? Why is the goal being a mediocre .500 team that is always fighting for a wildcard and getting a mediocre mid round pick in the draft, where you draft shitters like Luchanko and Nesbitt? What the fuck is the vision? Coots has already started to regress and Zegras is a glorified basedfaggot who is completely devoid of heart and soul, he's a glorified former instagram highlight guy (a lacrosse goal and a behind-the-goal pass, fucking wow), dude played 16 minutes today as 2nd C and had ZERO shots, ZERO hits, ZERO blocks, ZERO takeaways and a faceoff% of 45. I grt that he resonates with zoomies but for fuck's sake, you'd better not sign him at the end of the season and ship him somewhere else at the deadline for at least a 2nd. Cates playes with hard, get him out of the 3rd line. Vladar is a classic flyers goalie, time to eat shit for the next 5 games after having a one good game. I too like playing franchise mode and making trades and shit but you gotta make proper moves, not trades just for the sake of trading. This sucks and I've seen this episode every season
my avies :)
looked like shit for two periods
>>151285737Jeez that’s worse than Petterssons splits into the boards.
>>151285754barkov babby :)
3-2 ducks in garytime.
>climate pledge arenaCouldn't think of a more faggot-tier arena name for a more faggot-tier city.
>rags
>>151285835Do you think Barkov and Hoob still talk?
>>151285846i think i could
>>151285846It's always a good time at CP Arena
Golden Showers can't even win without undeserved power plays against the worst team in the league.
>>151285858We don't call it that unlike calgarypuck.com
I don't care about the Wings or their history but Little Caesars Arena is a great name.
>>151285854I dont see why would they
>>151285732>almost If ifs and buts were candies and nuts we’d all have a merry Christmas
>>151285867CP Forums are also where its at
How bad are my Krakies going to be this season? M’s and FightNWins had good summers so I didn’t pay much attention to the nhl offseason.
>>151285727>the entire team celebrates like they've won the cup on the first goal>gets blown outLeast amount of humbleness I've seen in a team that's missed the playoffs for 9 straight seasons or whatever.
>>151285884you'd also have a milly but you don't kwab
why is there no games friday?
>>151285874i wish the players werent all friends like in the old days
>>151285898Kraken are gearing up for a Thrashers like existence.
>>151285917You’re losing to the Shorks right now why are you seething about Dallas (who already won their game)
worked is just a code word for dilly
Why can't canucks choose a colourway or logo? They are 2 colourways and 3 logos. It's retarded.
Flames can’t score this is gay game
>>151285941knighties: millystors: no milly
>>151285955If only wolf was a winger
why isnt shannon at the games?
>>151285924players are traded more often now so they become with everyone now
>>151285861>can't even winmuch like trb against bud and mitch
>>151285898shit just like last year and the year before
>>151285975its a dangerous drive to get into Vancouver. lots of jeets on the road, especially where he lives
>>151285884and you're still a faggot.
>>151285961>>151286023Copey status: SEETHING
My flames are sucking penis again...:)
>>151285969good fanfic idea
>>151286030dilly status: no milly
My penguins (:
>>151286041>n-nouKWABBBB
>tyson barriehe is the subject of one of my favorite gifs...
>>151286041KWAB
>>151286053see: >>151286030
is she satisfied by rangers fandom?
Looks like Malkin decided to play good this year, maybe Florida can trade for him to replace Barkov?
NHL talk on 4chins slows WAY down when it's just west coast teams playing, but it doesn't on reddit...really makes you wonder...
>>151286104thanks for the reddit update numale
>>151286104kek go back
>>151286104People here have jobs
>>151286110thanks for proving my point no-chin.
>>151286096Who is this bitch and why did she geta mike tyson tattoo
>>151286104does it?
>>151286104We're in Real Pacific Hours right now.
>>151286100can it ya FUCKING nerd no
our sharkies :)
wooooooooo
>>151286104we don't wonder here newbitch
>>151286135Cope
my ducks :(
>>151286151>we
Canner goal!!
I'm gonna go and try to push out a Marner. It probably won't be a big one.
Wolf is getting no help :(
>>151285854They were besties and Huby was fully prepared to be a panther for life, the surprise trade absolutely wrecked him. He ain't not quitter like Bouwmeester.
>>151286117We used to have jobs, cash, hope and gaudreau
Such a funny goal. Chytil had enough and is concussing others.
>>151285689AHAHAHAAHAH 0-2 yup thats them alright
kwab
Bahl is killno
>>151286233that was no goal due to a death on the ice, right?
>>151286233I missed hockey so much.
>>151286233That move was so op in nba street
>>151286233Wolf was more concerned about bahl getting hit in the back of the head with the puck :(
wolf just played his way out of milan tonight
skinner is kill
>>151286233Kinda rude to score desu
>>151286262yeah actually
Ducks are looking good just need to put the puck in the net really.
>>151286220>AHAHAHAAHAH
i was right, the rest of the tooth fell out
isles, flames, knights bros...
>kill a guy>rewarded with a goallol,lmao even
>>151286220Zero non meme goal so far this season!
>>151286312
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>jake beanwhat a dumb name lol
>i cunt staph daaa puuck durrrrrr
Chytil the reincarnation of Pavel Bure shout out Don Taylor.
>>151286329Made me seethe can't lie
/hoc/ kept trying to trick us into thinking Wolf was good again....
golden pussies are bitch made
>>151286355
Hot take: the Vezina is a cursed trophy like the President's trophy.
arshdeep got an assist :)
the tard teams are losing
>Someone gets blasted in the back of the head with frozen rubber at 80 miles per hourPlay continues, we have a good goal>Goaltender tells the ref they are having a mask issue during a delayed penalty, skates over to the bench, doesn't even take his mask off, then skates back inWe need to stop the game immediately, his life is in danger
Flames are losing every game except the ones against edmonton to secure mckenna
>>151286023988 is the number to call copeyLove, DylanPs: its so roomy in your head I built a Stars shrine in it
macklin just about killed his teammate for taking a penalty
lmao Wolf
>>151286447go home: >>>/lgbt/
>>151286462Woof
>>151286407kek
Kek Canucks DJ playing the two wolf’s song.
the flames are absolute shit oilers lost to this?
> 4 straight meme goals to start the season love me my flames
wolf was just taken off the milan roster
The absolute state of the Clogary Flams
>FrostThe comeback is on Flameos!
>me frost :)
>4:20 to go in the third
SCARRRRRRRR
>N3D
our sharkies :/
>shorks
shorkies...
are you fucking kidding me sharkies?
of course (((kichel))) gets that "goal". gary's game is rigged and gay.
haha go knights
someone just needs to skate up to (((kickel))) and (((stone))) and bash their faces in with the butt of their stick. it will be quick and effective and the NHL will be better off.
>>151286562Ya seethe?!
>>151286469>losing to the fucking shartsGet a load of this faggot's poverty ass franchise
vag-ass is going to be this season's gary-point team, eh?
Krakies about to have their only winning record all year
I’m just happy to see some Boeser goals after being convinced he was gone months ago.
the most >shorks way to blow a sure-winner
>>151286577>>151286575>you MUST be a fan of the team that makes me seethe because you are making me seethekek, hoc is so fucking dumb.
flamesbros...
>>151286594San Jose is fucking cursed if they lose in OT
the dude just can't play dump ins
I love the early season NHL, you have guys who are probably hungover getting destroyed by 3rd liners who still love the game. You know Chityl isn't going to do anything like this again this season, but Calgary will always be his bitch.
gg ducks, thanks for being the team gave us the first season opener win, we'll let you know how ploffs are
ned you fucking meme wtf
sharks are back
Why would you go that far out from the net?
OMFG these fucking shorks!
Holy ShorksWhat the fuck were you doing?
>nevelkabitch
Well we got a Gary point, that’s better than I expected
hahaha neddy lmaooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
>Opening Night>At home>Not even wearing your real jerseysSoulless + no identity
jesus fucking christ
>Krakens win as long as Daccord can single-handedly hold off 30 shots a gameKraken hockey, baby.
Im thinkin' when the Nux come to Calgary im gonna take the buds to the game, I have a sneaking suspicion its gonna be a good one.
>>151286621This team is fuckin cursed. Idk who or what they pissed off in the afterlife but they're fuckin cursed
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAJHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHQHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHOLY FUCKING SHIT!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Autismkarov
what in the actual fuck was that? who drafted that fucktard?
>>151286640This used to be every good team for a decade or so from the early 2000s to the mid 2010s
so I just turn on the tv to the sharks/knights game just in time to see Smith ice the game with a sweet empty netter
>ned
>>151286638based. getting the bath ready now
I was ready to concede defeat to the Shorks... Then Shorks Hockey came back at the last second lmao
What do you do with a franchise that can't even rebuild? Is SJ the next city to lose a team?
>>151286686San Jose’s rebuild is going fine. Buffalo is in limbo and the yzerplan is a trainwreck
My Sharkies ;(
Why wasn't Askarov playing?
>>151286705what was he thinking lmao
What's Mack going to do to him now?
In a real league, Nedeljkovic and the Golden Faggots would be investigated for and found guilty of bribery. Nedeljkovic would be banned and Golden Showers would be relegated.
>>151286711Coach has a veteran boner
>>151286686no you fucking mark they just signed a new stadium lease >OH LE TEAM ISNT GOOD ARE THEY GONNA MOVE It's all so tiresome
>>151286714This is common Newfag
>>151286705Is this AI?
>>151286717Worse: they'd get relocated to Houston
>>151286649jesus...FUCKING SHORKSNedelJOKEvic
>>151286725i think this might have gone over your head, anon
>>151286711Just another of many faggot head coaches that has a belief in the shit veteran that shouldn't even be in the league.
>>151286711he was butt cheeks in the preseason. should hopefully play saturday
>>151286705what in the fuck was he doinglike holy fuck, does ned have so little confidence in himself THAT was preferable to attempting to stop a fucking 1 on 1 shot
>>151286714behead him after forcing him to commit seppuku on the logo in the dressing room
>>151286705
>The Sharks nearly beat the KnightsDid San Jose actually look good? Are they starting to trend upwards?
>>151286724Well there's fuckin rumors that the Stars might play in fuckin Plano which has the fans fuckin furious. Just renovate the Hanger. Its cheaper than building a new site
>>151286705realistically what was his option here?>go out and challenge, maybe get there first and clear it>stay in his net, and face a 2 on 0 breakawayhe looks bad but the other 3 sharts were so far up the ice they cucked him hard either way
>>151286760No, Vegass is just shit.
>>151286760Both teams didn't look very good.
>>151286765>le dylan make it all about the stars wasn't talking about your shitty faggot sunbelt teams lease
>>151286705>We're gonna beat VGK on our first game!!!>Wait NOPE..SHORKED
>>151286705>even the scorer is confused and hesitates because of how embarrassing it is
>>151286766Shoot it literally anywhere other than directly into the other player.
>>151286641I think you're rightHave fun takagi
>>151286705He gets paid to play this game
>>151286705im so glad hockey is back
>>151286766Smith almost caught up, but yes, he would have started moving when it looked pretty bad. The problem started earlier when they shouldn't have lost control.
>no, NHL goalies aren't getting worse, the shooters are just getting way better!At least there used to be only one Salo/Cloutier per generation.
It was at this moment I knew it was over...
it's ogre
>>151286827Someone post the full sequence of the Sharks failing the empty net twice THEN getting scored on
>>151286766If >shorks Smith doesn't see Ned sliding over he's turning on the jets and covering Theodore, if not outright beating him there leaving just a 1v1 with Golden Showers Smith.I can't really blame him for assuming Ned is going to do literally anything other than that and just letting him do it while hovering around in neutral ice waiting to go the other way.
>>151286766You turn around and dump it into the corner. Why was he trying to clear it? Was he possessed by Hasek's ghost?
>>151286844hoc tuah
>>151286869>Was he possessed by Hasek's ghost?yesNed has always been a meme tendie obsessed with stickhandling, going back to his ECHL days
I'm tired of my flames being shit
utah will win its first championship in 2076
>>151286853https://x.com/Sportsnet/status/1976509524237238603
>>151286405?
how do we fix >our shorks?
Yep I’m thinking Avs will win the thing. Real test will be >Stors Up next. Hoping Avs utterly humiliate them.
>>151286705IF YOU'RE A GOALTENDER
Apparently Sabres fans were fighting with each other about what the goal song would be :(
>>151286577?
>>151286921shut up nigger
>>151286932pretty cool post
>>151286844>shit name>shit colours>shit logo>shit playersWho could see this coming?
>reilly smith's face after he scored the goalbro was trying to keep it together
>>151286909kwab of the day
>>151286827Sharks have had some goalies.. But this one seems extra special
>>151286705kochetkov would've got an assist and taken out riley smith for a few games
What an unfortunate and dumb way to lose a game. A game that had a lot of positives is going to be overshadowed by a terrible bounce and poor positioning to tie it and then Ned makes a tough call in OT.Otherwise, it wasn’t a pretty game by either team but we were competitive. Depth scoring was encouraging. Just one game but shows we could get scoring when Celebrini, Smith and Toffoli aren’t lighting up the score sheet.The MO of Warso’s Sharks is that they can’t close out games. That’s the step you want to see them take this year but in Game 1 they find a way to lose instead of win. That’s how you end up with a team losing 63 games like last year.Blame Ned all you want, he absolutely played a part, but Eklund 100% needs to find a way to ice that game with the empty net as well.Happy to have Sharks hockey back. Looking forward to a proper broadcast next game.
God if I was a sharks player I’d fucking blow my brains out
>penguins stuck with jarrywhat in the world
>>151286784KWAB
I dont blame Ned on that last one in OT, its a tough risk he just didnt execute it correctly. But many coaches will want a goalie to make that play.The play on the 3rd goal was 100% on Ned and he made a selfish play. He wanted to make the stop and then play it for a goal. Ned is one of the few goalies to get a goalie goal so in his head he put himself in that position for a selfish reason.Otherwise i liked our play, still room for improvement but a close game with Vegas is a positive!
>>151286918you need more than a good gm to fix san jose, anon. you need time, gasoline, matches
>>151286957Can't make this shit up
>>151286957This clown shit combined with Retardjkovic has already gifted us the >shorking Of The Year.Game one.
Our D sucks. One of Mukh’s penalties was soft but he got worked on the first goal. All the vets - Orlov, Klingberg, Leddy - were bad. Ferraro was solid. But they all had nice moments too Smith was rough. Too much fancy shit, needs to know when to keep it simple. Mack started slow, but you could feel the air in the arena lift whenever he had the puck. Ned was great for the first 58. Rough equalizer to give up, but he was fucked on the OT goal. I wish Ek had killed it in regulation. Wennberg was the biggest plus for me. He was great. Once Misa becomes a playable 2C or 3C, our spine is pretty good. I think unless we get some goalie heroics, we’re going to give up a ton of goals this year. Vegas didn’t look like a contender yesterday or today. But I’m still scared every time Marner touches the puck, and they’re still stacked.
>>151286918wait a few seasons
mike futanari. the mans name is literally mike futanari.
That goal was far more on Smith than Ned. Let me explain.Smith was tired and started towards the bench to change, then he didn’t change, instead he stood next to the bench flat footed watching what was happening, Ned stepped up to play the puck since nobody was coming back to help him, Ned fucked up the play, Will suddenly realized he needs to act and sort of skates to defend, Vegas recovers the puck instead and the tap in occurs for the winner.Watch the video and you can clearly see Smith was out to lunch watching the puck and stopped thinking. Ned shouldn’t have come so far out of his net, but it’s either that or face a 2-on-0 which is unlikely to work out in his favor either.We deserved a better fate than this. Did a lot of things well tonight, then we forgot to keep playing and lost it in an instant. So frustrating.
>>151287020the dick girl thing?
What the fuck happened? Nedjovic saw that Skinner goal and decided nobody takes his crown as King Retard?
>>151286957shorking of the year already
Thanks for the easy bet, Flames :)
lmao this Wolf kid that you queers keep going on about let in 5 goals. He is Skinner tier
The San Jose Sharks just redefined the art of being dogshit. Two empty net misses in a row like they were allergic to success, then immediately let one in their own net like a bunch of hungover beer leaguers. It’s not hockey anymore, it’s slapstick comedy in HD. I’ve seen drunk uncles at backyard BBQs shoot straighter. These guys could have a 6 foot wide open net and still somehow hit the zamboni. The Sharks don’t rebuild they relapse.
business idea: implement relegation and promotion to the NHL.
>>151287060>pro/reltrb is that you?
>>151287049You think Patrick Yoy never let in 5 goals
>>151287052Don't you have a train full of women to molest what are you doing here
I still can't believe the sharks did that.
>>151287069In Okinawa shitposting shit teams whilst enjoying the view
>>151287111Damn I was gonna keep talking shit but that looks killer
>>151287104I can believe it.. I've seen them do all types of shit
How to fans of shit teams remain sane
>>151287160remind myself I ain't dylan
>>151287027spankings all around
knights won bro's KEKKWABOH NO NO NO NO>shorks
are sabres fans the most let-down fanbase? or sharks fans?
>>151287111Is that a designated swimming area or some kind of property marker?
>>151287193At least people remember buffalel exists, filthadelphia is in year 13 of their rebuild and noone even bothers to feels sorry for them
>>151287130kek based
>>151287187acies finna take the chip bro
>>151287202Can swim in any part of the beach. Think that safety net is for children so they don’t float into the sea lmao
>Shannon's face when Shorks
why are the no games on tomorrow?
>>151287229>not letting children battle the ripsbut how will they learn
>>151287239gotta spread those 82 games across 32 shit teams out goy
>>151287239Jewish holiday.
>>151287104What did they do
>>151287221ahhh yessir. based a'ja.
Almost thanksgiving Canadabros :)
>>151287272I hate turkey
>>151287256See>>151286957 and >>151286705
>>151287276it's bland huh
for me its turkey and gravy and mash potatos and stuffing
>>151287298all I need cuz
what is this defensive strategy called?
>>151287305Marner
almost every good guys won tonight
only shit teams tomorrow
>>151287349no one plays tomorrow
Wish they could cut down on the teams I don't care about
>>151286705>>151286957Bruh
>knighties won>dylan driven to babbling madness by the reminder of no milly>1993 continuesgreat knight/10
>copey is still posting as his imaginary dallas friend and then responding to it as himself in order to gas himself up and he still thinks that nobody knows it's him
>>151287351>it's realKWAB
>>151287363trvke
>>151287388
>>151287412so true
>>151287412dimes
>page 3nice job growing the game gare
>>151287388>>151287412>>151287415>>151287435hey dylan had a rough knight huh
how many teams have /hoc/ retard fans linked to them.Copey dillan mitchbelgium bud chambersfood poster takagi...
>>151287470i'm not retarded tranny 1993
Fake copey is even more retarded than real copey
>>151287470the chair sniffer
i tell you every night it's still tony and every night you come back for more
>>151287470kipshitPortugal grease
he tried gloving a very bouncy clearance. i'd honestly try to save it with my chest but if i was in his shoes in that moment, i'd faint 30 seconds into the 1st period.the OT goal, he didn't 100% commit on going after the puck. in that situation, you gotta commit fully to your split second choice, he probably just overthinked it like me in a math test.to be fair, has this team ever been clutch before?
>>151287470copey and takagi are NOT retarded
>>151287502what's his team? stinklanders?
>>151287520Who do they cheer for?
>>151287470zhenya or however it was spelt
>>151286957HAHAHAHA
>>151287529I think it's either Tampa or Florida
my team is the vegas golden knights :)they won toknight btw
finna be a Wild year, it's finally our turn
>>151287579wild sucks kwab
>>151287470Geronimo
>>151287530Canucks RagsDebbies
*Record Scratch* *Freeze Frame* / Yep, That's Me
>>151286957Serious contender for KWAB of the season and NHL is on like game 2 of the regular season.
>>151287617Why don't the dumb fag biz give him a hug?
speaking of biz whatever happened to that fat boston retard RA on chiclets
>skinner>nedwhich blunder was more of a KWAB?
>>151287676ned had two back to back
>>151287616Its over for us fellow /hoc/bros
>>151287676ned is in the running for kwaboty two years in a row now isnt he?
poo peeland
>>151286766>What was he supposed to do?Not give up an empty net goal.
The Habs are winning the cup this yearWith what we saw tonight, I’m confident that the habs are going to deliver this year. We’ll be at the top of the whole east conference. I’ve seen enough. We’re winning the Stanley cup.Kapanen on a pace for 82 goals, Bolduc on a pace for 123 goals, our beautiful Matheson scoring as well… I’ve seen enough.Gally played with his usual warrior mindset… beautiful apple from him to Bolduc… What a player !We haven’t seen the top of the iceberg with Demidov. Much more to come.Monty allowed Dobes to get some ice time tonight. Class act Monty. Truly a team player.I swear, we’re far from tanking for a pick this year… The years of misery are over !Hutson looked like he knew exactly what to do with the puck. I’ve never seen someone have such a HIGH hockey IQ.This organization is going places.The habs are winning the cup this year, the way we totally dominated the red wings, no question about it. Luck will have no part in this season whatsoever. Mark my words.There’s no better sport to watch, if you don’t like it, go watch curling or something…We fight and play with heart.I can’t take this anymore. Bring the cup home already. I’m die-hard fan. This is too exciting !
>>151287815nobody's reading all that dylan
kek
>>151287815I can't take the habs seriously after they lost to the >laffs
>>151287847you just know she has a stepdad
>>151287840thank you for 32 teams gary
>>1512878671993
>>151287111Is that /hoc/ Island?
Reminder
if you flipped one coin per year starting in 1993, the probability of losing 32 consecutive coin flips is 1 in 4,294,967,296
>>151287903Anyone who gambles on sport is unintelligent.
>>151287903Who is the most intelligent
>>151287930One of my friends was trying to convince me that he had solved gambling and was gonna make tons of coin
they seem to have tranquilized samir for the night
>>151287930cope that anon won $200 yesterday
>>151287903>
>>151287943Good luck with that.>>151287955Yep. And he'll lose those $200 and more during the season. There's a reason to why there's hundreds of betting sites: They win, betters lose.
>>151287860lulling them into false sense of security by gifting them a first win of the season. all part of the masterplan
>>151287939SensFlamesand Habs
>>151287982>>151287982we don't call those that here now
his nose
not another night of the marner abyss
The marner abyss consumes every night whether you admit it or not
Pens being 2-0 is just crazy, but then again I always tell people the 95-96 Senators began 6-1-1 and then went like 12-54-8 the rest of the way.
>>151288017Every year I'm told they sold the future and they year they're still mediocre
still no gf
>>151288017
I watched the gaudreau/blue jackets episode of 2nd season of Faceoff and all I can say is that Sean Monahan is an absolute bro and a good human
>>151288036Well where have you looked
>>151288130the gf store but they were sold out of both big booty latinas and petite asians
>>151288166Might need to check out special orders from Eastern Europe then
>>151288017Crosby won’t be bad
DUNDUNDUNDUNBUT!DUNDUNDUNDUNBUT!
miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau miau
>>151288258we do love le Buts here
>>151288017>analyzes your teams weak points and exploits themHeh better luck next time
knights won
>>151288282>disregards everything else and sends out the two best players together for 24 minutes a nightyour move megamind
>>151288288pens too
>>151288292based
>>151288282He must be doing lots of thinking.
>>151288291Send out... didney
>>151288288as did our rangers
>10-year-old me never got to attend a game in winnipeg during laine’s rookie seasonWhy live
>>151286957Patrik Stefan flashbacks
>>151288407a confederacy of dunces
>>151288282
>10-year-old>laine’s rookie season
>>151288415a requiem of retards
Winnipeg needs to bring back that giant portrait of Queen Elizabeth
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mtopvODV8UU
>>151288418Umm you might not be aware but this is a problematic depiction of Gary and his peopleJust thought you should know
>>151288447If you walk into the bank and don't see a teller like that it's safe to say you are a broke ass nigga
apologize
can we talk about how shit dustin wolf is in net
>>151288183He's in good company
>>151288469Cope wolf proved himself elite against the oilers
>>151288469not a topic of discussion
This is now a Wolf appreciation thread
>>151288527*farts*
32 teams, 19 acceptable goalies
>>151285653>not even the fastest among active tendieswew its fucking NOTHING
>>151288563This is why my team will win the cup BTW
>>151288563I feel bad for Gibson
MIKKO RANTANEN BROS.
>>151288822our starsies :)
jlmi
>>151286957This has to be rigged.>>151288861I have to watch the highlights but Glen Gulutzan job looked good in preseason. I hope he's the answer.
europoors OUT
>go to finland>expect to see lots of fins>the "finns" dont have fins at all they have arms and legsMikä juttu?
>>151288946yeah let's get more Canadians in here who can talk about pee and poop
>>151288977Havent marnered yet today but will keep you updated
>>151288984you mean no Roy?
>>151288984Liked and subscribed. :)
Marner is rough right now, like that Wings' loss.
>>151288984>Pointless marner Just like our synonym for shit
debbies don't play the rags until march, good joke gary
Thank god it’s Friday
visiting from /heem/ to drop a reminder7pm tonight
>>151289143what the fuck is the point
>>151289143>florida brawl on ice I saw that game last week
I WENT TO A HOCKEY GAME AND A BOXING MATCH BROKE OUT EHH HOW YA DOIN
whats the point of the NHL gary?
jack eichel on pace for 246 points
>>151287930
Now that everyone played at least one game, who got KWABed the hardest in their season opener?
>>151289284Rags or Hads
>>151289284without a doubt it is Nedeljkovic
>>151286649lmao is that a tuna?
>>151288469Cope he tried his best and 'Couver is expected to be a top 3 team in the pacific this year
>>151288918One thing about Glen I’m intrigued by is he can get Nils to perform well
>>151289143Neat. Might watch it
Good morning /hoc/ and welcome to the 2025 KWAB Cup! Please give a big round of applause to this year's contenders.
>>151289508>sh0rks
>>151288977>>151288990>>151289033>>151289100Marner has hit the rinkThis is not a drillI repeat Marner has hit the rink
>>151289529it's Nicky Roy now
>>151289531What made you think "scoring" refers to points?
>>151289572you tell me
What game we watchin tonight, ladies?
>>151286957Lill-fimp vad fan håller du på med ;_;
>>151289588Haha, it's funny because there's no game on tonight!
>>151289588collegepuck
>>151289588mariners/tigers for me
>>151289588Umeå Birch Leafs playing tonight :)
>>151289588baseball ploff
>>151288970You can see fins in the sauna
>>151289679I’ll check there
>>151289218Pavel Dorofeyev on pace for 164 goals
jokerit to liiga WHEN???
>>151289716Never, we'd have to lose either Ilves or HIFK
>>151289716That traitor team deserves nothing
What is this goaltending style called?
>>151289754based back-checking goaler
The birthday cake my sister made me isn’t very good so im thinking of buying myself one
this is pretty coolhttps://www.youtube.com/shorts/5pqLc7E4P-E
>>151289764Get a Costco cake those are top tier
>>151289764eat the fucking cake and be gratefulhbd btw
>>151289784those tuxedo cakes are DAN-GER-OUS
>>151289764She tried her best :(
A tough break for my Flames last night but there is always light in darkness
>>151289764hit your sister with an RKO out of nowhere when they're singing happy birthday
>>151289791Oh fuck yes I forgot about those I was thinking of the regular vanilla and chocolate ones with cheesecake mousse filling but yeah the chocolate tuxedo and strawberry shortcake 3 layer are probably the best they offer.
>>151289764You can't buy a sister
>mfw mutts are only talking about some luckswing guy who wasn't even the worst pathetic failure of yesterday
>>151289764Based For me its DQ
>>151289798I know and I’m proud of her :)
>>151289814someone told me they don't have DQ in Alberta was it a lie
>>151289814very based, my go to as well
>>151289835If this true you should open a franchise They literally print money in the summer
>>151289810i feel so bad for kerkekringthat was tough
>>151289864I bet Wolfie would front me the franchise fee
laughing at all the SHIT TEAMS who lost yesterday
>ALEEEX STAY IN THE CREASE AAAALEEEEEEEXXX
Getting real sick of MAGA making the Panthers winhttps://www.theguardian.com/sport/2025/oct/09/nhl-florida-panthers-tampa-bay-lightning-brawl-trump-old-boy-rot
>>151289835Yes. DQ used to be the only fast food joint in small towns around here
>>151289810Whomst?
>>151289916We already read this shitpost yesterday
>>151289922I always see DQ ads on tv but there isn't a single one in my state
>>151289922must be from my area
>>151289916This is who wrote that article btw so make sure you read it in what a guy like this sounds like
>>151289940Weird . I thought buffet had achieved world conquest
>>151289810>Some regular season fuckup gaffe from a bad teamvs>a team whos season ended because he threw it awayi dunno man, whats more important?
>>151289916i took a number and threw a hit, simple as that
>>151289951Every article this soiboi writes he tries to connect whatever it is to Trump
My favorite soilent hockey article was that one titled Patrick Kane is not your friend or something like that
>>151289989Thats true though since we never hang anymore
Hey guys, remember me?
if any of you cowards stand up for connections after the shit they came out with today I consider you a shill bot or a mouth breathing 30iq smelly scumbag jerk, it's time we put an end to this
>>151289989it's a fun relationshipthe players and coaches (management too often) are the jocks from high schoolthe media are the dorks from high schoolthey hate each other but they have to be professional
>>151290002Imagine failing at everything you did because the "rape" was just some roastie trying to fuck over NHL players careers
>>151290002more like rick dickhead
>>151290007ressentimentvery nietzschean
>>151290020solid post
>>151290037DEI player
>>151289785Thanks I am grateful to her
>>151289429I was surprised reading the boxscore. 16 minutes more than Lyubushkin and Bichsel and a +3.
>>151289916which teams stand with Palestine?
>>151290061Sabres already did this
>>151290007Who are the goths?
>>151290075>>151290075>>151290075New
>>151290062Hopefully none of them stand with those mudshits
