Canes Edition /hoc/vious >>151290075
bud won copey won
Are the Canes the American version of the Flames?
>>151295840
Thanks Gary
Why the fuck are there no games today
:)
>>151295840first for our flames!
>>151295857the flames fanbase isn't inbred and fairweather enough for thatgetting there but not yet
kiss and make out with erna matthews
>>151295862Gary wants us to go out and procreate
>>151295867cope my sister is my mother
>>15129586216 tomorrow
>>151295862Retard doesn't know the rags are playing
>rags
>>151295813Canada and the midwest have the same Halloween pronunciation
when i went to ubc i met this really rich taiwanese international student who would go to nba or nfl games in far off cities on the weekends. buddy would just randomly watch the like titans play the dolphins or something and he barely knew anything about handegg. then he would fly back to hongcouver by monday for school. never understood why he went to school if he was already that rich.
>>151295818Neat. Golden knights are the Halloween team :)
>>151295892Do you also say "against" like this https://www.youtube.com/shorts/rVEqmNVrJSw
this is EVERYTHING <3
>>151295892HALLA-WEENAnything else is nonsense
>>151295828you will when it comes and you're confused why there's a friday game at 1pm dumb tranny :)
>>151295876Gary pls send candian/jewish gf
>>151295912hallo-weenbutt same difference
>>151295911Can that guy move his fucking head.
>>151295876Nothing makes women wet like a hockey game date
>>151295936Thanks Gary now how do I acquire said date for said hockey game
gary gave you a day off so you could take your girlfriend out for a dinner date tonight, you are doing what he expected, right /hoc/?
>>151295911i want her to yell at me for being such a shit player while i'm sitting in my jock between periods
>>151295909I don't think anyone here has a Canadian against
Is this the year?
>>151295956Retard
>>151295897he was attending school for status
>>151295911>stares in lesbian disdain fucking diamonds that's my fetish
>>151295920send me an italian gf please
Javon Moore of the Minnesota Gophers is the rare "black" player who doesn't have a white mother
>>151295911this says a lot about krakheads
Impaired driving is based
>>151295860
>>151295936>>151295945gary should have singles nights
>>151295995In Ireland drunk driving is considered anything over 0.00% BAC
>>151295998
It seems like a lot of football fags are projecting their rivalries onto collage hockey and getting their panties in a twist of McKenna and Penn State
Finished my Tim Hortons pizza. It was alright
>>151296001Please intern send this to Gary immediately a gf would have a positive impact on my shitposting
>>151295958she's definitely seen the guys naked
>>151296015yeah, that'll happen
>>151296015my local collegepuck team is shit but I still root for them
>>151295966No but SCF is likely
>>151296018i nearly got pidser tonight but decided not to
>>151296028It feels very astroturfed, I'm not used to over the top butt hurt about one school or player
>>151296075Val's to cute to lose
>>151295989What do you mean?
>>151296020I'll include it in next week's powerpoint deck
>>151296093Thanks Intern.
>>151296018When I was in Montreal this summer I seen some guy buying his black hooker a pizza a Tim Horton's, it looked decent
>>151296092lewd
>>151296117>decent Pizza or the ebony hooker?
>>151296037Mine is probably the worst in Hockey East
>>151296075yeah but can we see what their assholes look like?>>151296015we all know why mckenna went to penn state
>>151296131never knew there were other merrimack fans on /hoc/
>>151296125The pizza, the hooker probably looked better before the drugs
>>151295972that is sort of the weird thing to me and i still dont fully understand it, ive met 4 super rich asian kids in my life. like the type of families where the mom is decked in chanel or prada, drives a porsche or mercedes, and then they buy their 18 year old son a benz or a ferrari for getting into university. and ive always wondered what their parents do. because if that was a western family, the only way you are affording that lifestyle is if your parents were like board members or c-suite employees of a publicly traded company. i dont even think 2 married doctors could afford that type of lifestyle. how are they so loaded? am i like meeting the chinese version of elon musks son?
>>151296092oh no no no
>>151296143groovy uvy. Merrimack fans aren't real
ottawa 67s stream anywhere?
Poor Marner :(
>>151296145Rue Catherine?
aces game about to start
>>151296189Why did marners dad name him that given the /hoc/ meaning lol
>>151296215
>>151296216Sometimes your parent is your first bully
>>151296216Paul couldn't pass over the free advertising
>>151296145Poor lass
>>151296198Just outside of the park near Mary, Queen of the World Cathedral, so not far from st. Catherine
>>151296145I've had pizzas better than entire years of my life
>>151296147I don't understand those kids either
>>151296171but I'm one. based catamount. I regret not going there, it has such a cool vibe
Reminder the Tigers are on and it's important, especially tonight, that you shut the FUCK up.
>>151296285god DANGIT i miss montreal
Decent fight in Soo
>>151296247https://youtu.be/OY-C2-uatyE?si=mgnczhG6YAy4_cEM&t=280his dad is literally the asshole hockey dad stereotype
>>151296323There's hobos laying on the steps of the cathedral during mass hours with a cup in their hand, it's grimly interesting
>>151296350that sucks so much. i cant wait to have sons but i dont want to be that type of dad>https://youtu.be/Fpx9g0Sj9Go?si=3gL7fq5zU2fEPqRt
SCCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
>laffs
>>151296388Just don't act like your kid is in the NHL, and make sure your kid is having fun. I remember playing and just hearing my mom screaming "thats my son," fukin unbearable.
>>151296457I aspire to be a good dad :)
>>151296388Just make sure to be a randy marsh instead of a Paul marner
I hate Halloween season.
>>151296481That's the right attitude :)
>>151296488boo
>>151296488I like tricking kids, it is trick or treat after all
I'm interested in applying for a farternship
>>151296516>>151296508TCM only plays shitty horror movies all month
>>151296530literally no one at /hoc/ qualifies
>>151295840a BLESSED edition
Bros now that junior players can play in college how does this affect the CHL
>put out empty bowl on Halloween with take one please sign in it>everyone just assumes some dickhead stole the candy and I don’t have to actually hand any out
>>151296544fartnado does
>>151296536I wonder if they show Motel Hell
>>151296556Big money wins every time anon, you know this
>>151296564Just turn off your porch light and close the blinds
>>151296567He has his drivers license and I don’t
>>151296588They aren't hard to get just offer to suck the jeet instructors cock
>>151296587>and pray to not get egged
>>151296587>gets eggs and toilet paper thrown over house
reminder
>>151296615>>151296625What kind of shitholes do you live in?
YOU HEAR THE SCREECHING OF AN OWLYOU HEAR THE WIND BEGIN TO HOWWWLYOU KNOW THERE'S ZOMBIES ON THE PROWWWWWWWLAND IT'S TERRRRORRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIME AGAINTHEY GOT YOU RUNNING THROUGH THE NIGHTIT'S TERRRRORRRRRRRRRRRRRR TIME AGAINAND YOU JUST MIGHT DIE OF FRIGHTIT'S A TERRIFYING TIME
>>151296643the suburbs
>>151296564Not only are you not giving out candy, but you're crushing children's faith in humanity. Absolute monster.
>>151296658Hey so do I and that has never happened ever!
>>151296588cope no he doesn't
>>151296658Of fucking detroit?
>>151296671Well, aren't you the Luckiest Duck in the pond >welp, see ya
go flames go!!!
>scoreless draw in Burlington Vermont after 2 periods
>>151296679I hope your house gets egged and the kids toss you out of your wheelchair and then whip the wheelchair off a cliff and leave you in your lawn shitting your pants
>vermontdon't get me started
>>151296679Nah you just live in a shithole buddy
>>151296694
>>151296703Get started
ignition...
JLMI!!!!!!!!!
This game in Providence is getting ruff!
>>151296819Wolverines ain't nothing to mess with
acies looking good so far
>>151296865in the bag
Wow the mariners fans are much louder than yankee fans
>>151296842Apparently not, I mocked them last week for stat padding
>>151296913That's how you can tell they really want the W
>>151296913Their stadium was built for acoustics, like the football stadium
>>151297001I think some drunk Mexicans tried to rape me in the park near the stadium
>>151297065oh my gosh what happened
>>151297065happens to the best of us.
>>151297178Some drunk 5'3 Mexicans were cat calling me and my friend on our way to a Mariners game and were saying come have a drink with us baby. We were like you know we're guys right? One of them said it don't matter baby come on. We're both 6'-6'1 and I think my friend was like 220 lbs at the time. Mexicans are so weird
>>151297268im glad you're okay
COPEY'S ACIES*clap clap clapclapclap*COPEY'S ACIES*clap clap clapclapclap*COPEY'S ACIES*clap clap clapclapclap*
>>151297425Me too, those midget browns can be deadly
>>151295850didn't you lose earlier today when you sperged out again though?
why is gary starving shannon of content tonight? isnt his framed gary picture enough to prove his dedication?
>>151297671nah I was on a three day ban because rapey reported me like a bitch and just got back
As of October 2025, there is no record of any NHL players coming from the village of Hornà Police in the Czech Republic.
>>151297443mercury fightin back bro :/
Where are the games?
would Clarence "Screaming Buffalo" Swamp Town draw?
>>151297817what about from Fugging
>>151297778Rapey reported me too for off topic posting despite the fact that his post I replied to was equally off topic because he was talking about barbeque, giving me a three day b byanGood thing that was on a different network connection and I'm technically not evading now that I'm elsewhere
>>151298022>Good thing that was on a different network connection and I'm technically not evading now that I'm elsewherekek
>>151298022This post is the type of post I report when i see it. A wall of worthless angry schizoid nonsense. Literally nothing of value in any of it.
KWAB the other team's coach got ejected
>>151298065we like the zoid here
>>151298022You do this to yourself retard
Went to the DMV today and they said it’d be a 6.5 hour wait so I just turned around and left.
the important thing to remember is that rapey is a bitch that runs to jannies when he gets bullied for being raped (he's nearly 50 years old)
>>151296913Did they really call a team the marners...
>>151298150yes we know you do trb
F L A M E SLAESM
>>151298146make an appointment dummy
Tigers are winning. You ARE shutting the FUCK up, right?
>>151298445R U L EULR
>>151298448I actually do want the Tigers to win because I want Brew Vs Tig final rust belt midwest niggas represent
>>151298448the hamilton tigers havent existed since 1925 anon...
>>151298448go back to your weeb infested mlb chat
>>151298193kek
>>151298448this is by far trbs worst gimmick
>>151298445
TAKAGI BROIN MY SOUL
>>151298558fuck off weeb
im glad gary stopped growing the game in japan and hasnt subjected the nhl to the same weeb humiliation ritual mlb has gone through. troons lining up to sing take me out to the ball game in their high pitched bitch voices in ball parks across the country. baseball has completely fallen.
>>151298448Tiger cats play tomorrow retard
>>151298649We can stop the spread early in canada if we can all agree to nuke calgary
>>151298649Two japanese Brothers were the best in my home town growing up.
>>151298649the mlb had to import troons like an invasive species to prune back the population of mexicans, the nhl isn't in such a grim position yet
this shit is fucking awesome
>>151298649I liked it better when the Mariners were the token Japanese team because of Ichiro. Really easy to ignore, a lot harder to ignore fucking Los Angeles.
>>151298662Who?
>>151298740
acies dynasty cemented in 3 minutes
>>151298672>seething flatlander
>>151298813I don't think I'm worried about the flats around my lands. I'm worried about the weebfaggot in my /hoc/
>>151298786Who the fuck are the acies?
>he isn't a weeb
>>151298843lurk more newfag acies genny
>>151298858shan't
>>151298843Idk i think it's american football
>>151298843im assuming its a team from one of those ufl or xfl leagues
dylan wontbg wonsamir lostcopey lostbud lost and got ignored by noel
mitch 1
>>151298855>maybe if I talk about myself in the third person... they'll like meKWAB
>>151298833yea you better be worried
if the contest was getting raped by bud then tbg certainly won that one chilly easter evening
>>151298558Hi Takagi:)
>>151298927sup cutie:)
>>151298927I'm not
it was a gay magazine
is this good
>>151298955based bc chad
>>151298649when's gary going to schedule games in tokyo and sapporo?
>>151299044>stays with the Oilers instead of going to a Cup contender team>derpThey still didn't trade Skinner and he thinks the situation is gonna get better?
>no games todayjust like my xbox
>>151299016Reminds me of when I tried to use the wrangler in tf2
>>151299219my son lil nigga is playing new battlefield says "kinda cool" then left the house
they boo the wnba commish like gary bro's
>>151295860What do the haters have to say about Gary being an anime huh? cause he is
>>151299441Does the pwhl boo billie jean king?
>they think we care about our flames winning
>>151298448nope
So who's winning at Crown Jewel, /hoc/?Certainly not my islanders...
>>151299695i'll be working :(
>>151299695>waking up early to watch that shitShan’t
>>151299695Can wrestlers use bone saws? The one guy brought a fuckin sword to the ring for some reason as if he was ever going to use it
Wrestlefags OUT
pronunciation is Wrestlechad
>>151299973Don't make me beat your ass for being alittle fake wrestlefag
>>151299371mcdavid requested that
I forget if my team is sunbelt or snowbelt post the map pls
>>151300634it's the Mason Dixon line bud
>>151298780What sport is this?
>>151300670that's our stampies absolutely fucking retarded moron fucking fuck off
>>151300634If you have to ask its sunbelt
>>151300711>our stampies absolutely fucking retardedYa don't say?
>>151300711Is this like curling or some other gay sport?
>>151300634I need to move up north
I love BU
>>151300761>>151300781samefag trying too hard
>>151300634does it snow regularly in the winter where the team plays?
>>151298649Who knew japanese would be athletic enough for baseball
blue and above are snowbelt
>>151300764Snowbelt nice thanks man
>>151300842Answer the question. What gay sport are you referencing?
love me my stampies!
Huomenta but the opposite
>>151300887Is the chartreuse and pink where the gay belt is?
>>151300887New Mexico is snowbelt
>>151300887>Calgary>Edmonton>Utah>Denver>Winnipeg>MinnesotaCould be a division if Gary goes to 36 teams (6 divisions with 6 teams each)
how bout thisaverage snowfall required for school to be cancelled
>>151300875George Steinbrenner called a guy a fat toad once
>>151300963school got canceld one year because it snowed like 30 cm on sept 5th and a bunch of trees still had leaves so lost their branches
>>151300887What this proves is that Edmonton and Calgary are the most snowbelt teams in the league.
>>151300963>>151300764how do i move to northern new england?
>>151300963my school used to call off whenever there was even a dusting because the principal couldn't be fucked to leave his house and clean off his car
>>151301020Its gonna snow tomorrow night
>>151301012I still went class the next day.
>>151301061based
What the...hol' up...am I reading this right? Reports are flooding in that the >laffs could come away with the Stan Lee Cup at the end of this season. Can anyone confirm?
Mcdavid loses to panthers for the cup for the 3rd time
>>151301150The absolute state of the least if the Panties make it to the SCF again
So...is this the year he finally gets canned?
>>151301173lots of good teams in the east like the
Tomato/salsa update.Thanks to Gary for giving me a night with no distractions
>>151301143
out of buttssucking zynnies
>>151301109I don't remember the snow lasting that long either so when it melted it looked like unexplainable carnage everywhere.
>>151301196Yum nicely done anon :)
>>151301196very impressived bud looks perfect:))
>>151301215haha
>>151301176Don't be hasty. He has had only 7 offseasons to improve the team. Please ignore that in Tampa he had already taken them to the SCF and another ECF appearance.You must trust the Yzerplan
>>151301235True, Its funny because if you look for it you can still see missing branches on the existing trees lol
>>151300764>>151300887>>151300963
>>151301713Antarctica btfo
>>151300842someones crying...
knights play tomorrow
>>151301975Jamie?
>>151302091pens too rags again
reminder: boys don't cry
>>151302125>rags
