Islanders EditionOn the last episode of /hoc/ >>151295840
>>151308054
today's joke of a schedule has me curiouswhat are /hoc/'s unironic ideas for helping to grow the game
>>151308071rangers-penguins matchup is banned
Should I get tacos for lunch? There's a new place in town, they call it Cal-Mex
>>151308071Having more matches for intellectuals
LIF systrar.....
>>151308071Gary came up with Frozen Frenzy, which is a dud, admittedly Adam Silver came up with the NBA Cup, which is pretty nice, but unappreciated and poorly executed >You Lose Some, You Lose Some, amirite? just can't please some people
>>151308087Give it a try and provide us with a review
>>151308071Put a halfpipe in center ice
>>151308087flip a coin
>>151308101They should do a mid season NHL cup between the division leaders
>>151308071>get rid of the cap>fix the RFA nonsense >1v8 playoff format with re-seeding>removing two teams to return to 30 teams flat>NBC return, no more ESPN>scheduling games on Fridays, Sundays and Mondays>getting rid of retarded rules like instigating and the trapezoid>actually making the regular season matter with a 3-2-1 points system
>>151308101It’s on the 28th you retard now how’s your lose to bud?
>>151308095zero artist talent among them
>>151308110also blast https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OChjVLHlkVE over the PA
>>151308071each team must sign a /hoc/ poster
If all 32 teams are playing, what are the natural match ups?>hasb/broons>oilers/flames>canucks/kraken>jest/mild>snes/laffs>blots/panties>ducks/kongs>shorks/knights>wings/hawks>pens/flyers>rags/islels>mammoth/avs?LeftoversSabresDevilsCapsHurricanesPredsStarsBloseBlue Jackets
>>151308071More gays. More PoCs. Less white men.
>>151308071Refs favor stars over plugs so the teams with marketable players always win, creating bandwagoners.
>>151308146This
>>151308144Canes/Preds (my team vs the relatively speaking local team)
>>151308071Takagi theme nights
>>151308071get rid of shootouts, if the game's still tied after OT then fuck you
>>151308146There's no need of more people of canada anywhere
3 points for a win, 1 point for the tie, simple as
>>151308182Who gets the other 1 point in a tie?
>>151308090Stop posting this vampire
>>151308187Me
>>151308187nobody. fuck you retards playing for a tie. enough of the shootout
>>151308187gary of course
>>151308187panthers
>>151308120>The Gary Bruce Bettman© Tournament Cup >present by Enterprise™I have a wise idea
>>151308203unironically looking forward to seeing how hard and fast their fanbase dissipates once the window closes by 2030
I hate the raped bitch of Easter 2022 more than I've ever hated anything in my life
I submitted my passport application! I didn’t shave so I look like a chubbier McDavid
nearly time for swede puck
>>151308239>passport Sex tourism ?
>>151308245Nah I need it for my exam. I’ll travel after I pass
>draft young player 2nd overall>scratch him your first game for...ryan reaves
>>151308249Going to get your doctorate in Mumbai? admirable
>>151308240DIF - LIF just finishd. Our LIFsies choked in the 3rd period. :(
>>151308071get it on actual channels/streaming sites in Europecap ticket prices so they arent retardedfoster ethnic hatred among neighbouring provinces/states to give rivarlies more spice
>>151308268>MumbaiExplains the denial of a sexual motive
>>151308272yeah, it's been a rough week for everyone, lad
>>151308294The S&Psies had a great start of the week but took a good beating yday.
>Two injury announcements this morning:>Vincent Trocheck week-to-week>Josh Norris “significant amount of time”>Both upper-body
FUCK THE YZERPLAN! TIRED OF SEEING THIS DOOMSDAY DETROIT PLAY!
>>151308319Josh Norris is made of glass
wow, impressive
>>151308061Why can't I find her game anywhere??
Eating ice cream at the Ilves game
>>151308373you're only allowed to post ITT if your team is undefeated
>>151308481
>>151308481my yinzies
*dials up ICE to deport c*pey*
>most dangerous draw
>the city of Skellefteå
copey rules go acies go knights go raidies go rebbies
>unironically (and even ironically) watching the WNBA at all
>quarterback is a 5'11 manlet
>>151308714Wrong thread
>>151308636Dynasty Confirmed
Sister started watching hockey this year and apparently she's now a rags fan
>>151308748finna cry?
This whole time I thought Ilves was winning
>>151308761NEAT!!
>>151308636acies won the chip bro knights play today rebbies too :) >>151308660our acies are a dynasty tranny btw tiny lost KWAB
i'd rather see my son as a tranny than admit he watches the fucking WNBA
>most dangerous draw in Skellefteå>fourfull draw in Jyväskylä
>>151308773Retard
>>151308810translision was cancelled
>>151308790
>>151308268CFA exam
>>151308473yum. get salmiakki
>>151308794No, I now have to order a jersey for christmas
>>151308373These are the twelve playoff teams this year.
>>151308797hell yeah brosteelies play the kwabland browns tomorrow :)
>>151308876get the Lady Liberty
>>151308310cute lion :3agreed it was a tough week for the s&psies :(
>>151308758never reply to me again you raped crippled retard we are not your fucking friends
PARITY
Go Gophers go Noles I hate the rest of the world fuck you football and fuck you college
Happy Gary day everyone. All 31 of his favourite teams are play.
It's up:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ks8wt-0tjSU
>>151308991cool aesthetics but I hate listening to a teen cover
>let's scare the kids to death
>>151308810Only homos would watch the NBA over Angel Reese
>>151309053a FUCKING cricket
>>151309061I love black girls has she done porn yet I want to have sex with her and then slap her in the face and call her ugly
>>151309053this organization willingly gave their own goalie ptsd
Fucking bitch dipped her strawberry in sour cream and ate it in the ad
>>151309117rapey got PTSD from the burrito and from Stephen KWARPB (KEK what a raped ptsd bitch)
>>151309053Why's she wearing a thong?
>>151309132Some people are fucking weird and will eat anything, and then there's (You)what's your fucking story, bub?
Rantanen-Avs rivalry should be fun
>>151309132as a kid I saw a tv show about making peanut butter popsicles
>>151309144Meds. Now.
>>151309181their door slammed shut the second they let him leave
>>151308481my laffs are undefeated in winning a cup since '67 baby
My penis dipped in chocolate
>>151309296trick or treat!
>Norris out long-term, againHow the fuck did >we get a second round pick on top of Cozens for him?
>>151308898
>>151308071how i would fix hockey>more teams in Canada>no more sunbelt teams>no shootouts>no fag celebrations>more personality in interviews from players>wide ice
we don't take meds here
>>151308898Good idea
>>151309351>>no more sunbelt teamsNo Gary slander on Gary Day.
>>151309365based I quit them after leaving my abusive therapist
Where will the Stars move after Trump bans the sunbelt?
>>151309365I dont no, but I tell my therapist that I take them daily.
>>151309435Saskatoon
Dakota Stars? Crazy enough to work?
>>151309365i take them everyday at 4 (four) pm local time
>>151309435Why would he do that he’s friends with the panthers owner
>>151309505kwamb (kek what a medicated bitch)
>>151309435trump would never do anything so based. he'd probably relocate the entire league to the sunbelt after balkanization
>>151309413>No Gary slander on Gary Day.No.
You know what's a dog shit city? Pittsburgh
>>151309517They stop donating to his campaign
>>151309544Technically not wrong, but a more accurate answer would be "all of them".
>>151309544Is Detroit the biggest shithole in the league or is that mostly memes?
>>151309544its a miracle crosby has stuck around for such a long time
>>151309544why so mad bud?
DEAD CELEBRITIES WHOSE BIRTHDAY IS TODAY>Michelle Trachtenberg>Luke Perry >Dusty Rhodes>Eleanor Rooseveltno famous hockey players today, sorry, /hoc/>not every day is a winner
>>151309573I don't know, I've never sampled it's joys
>>151309581Not to mention he changed his game as he's aged
>>151309573Detroit was really bad after the US auto collapse in 2008 but has recovered to a higher standard of living then the Blues
>>151309602Just like my Islanders
>>151309521my doctor said i am bipolar and prescribed me anti-seizure meds
>>151308054hey guys anyone got a torrent for the new faceoff inside the NHL episodes? my favorite browser is missing episode 1 and a couple others
>>151309621have the islanders been worse or better off since Tavares left?
>>151309635Those pills will give you the autisms
>>151309635sad :(
>>151309544Unlock it
Our Sennies play today! :)
>>151309641They made deeper playoff runs without him, deeper than the laffs lol
>scorefull draw in Skellefteå
>>151309635My shrink has prescribed me wellbutrin and SSRIs. But 4chan told me I would get autism and become a literal zombie from taking meds so I dont.
I don't hate Pittsburgh, I just do it for the yous
>>151309689makes ya think
>the villa of Jönköping
>>151309711It's alright we all have our vices.
>>151309711Outside of Crosby I don't think about it at all
>>151309711You're very good at itI can feel the angst; it's visceral
>the shithole of Jönköping
>>151309132>>151309191I never understood the guys that dipped their pizza in ranch when I was at school
>>151309635what's it like being bipolar?
>>151309773whats he got his hands out for?
Don’t watch the John candy documentary I cried…
>these motherfuckers right here
>>151309654that ship has sailed, amigo
>>151309773is this your prime minister?
>>151309708there's a tradeoff to everything
Heading to the store to get onion rings before the game tonight, anything else you guys want me to pick up
>>151309641Well seeing as the penguins rebuild is going better I’d say worse
>>151309792I feel like they tried really hard to make it sad, they didn't have anything about his life that was bad so they played up the his dad died when he was young angle
>>151309831
not a serious country
>islanders and flames have terrible asset management and lose their star players for nothing after their contract expiresNOOOO they betrayed us!!!!!
>>151309851Is this AI?
>>151309878Everyone is going to end up using it. Its inevitable
>>151309879cope once a Flame always a Flame
>>151309783it's like every day is a game 7
>ilves
>>151309851
is bipolar like being a bisexual (fag)
got stung by a fucking leeching mosquito and it itches so much fuck this tiny cunts anyway go habs
I’m thinking about learning Swedish and moving to Sweden
>>151309846Slurpee and some cotton candy
>>151309969greta won't fuck you lil bro
>>151309989atleast she’s working for something her haters are basement dwellers
>kangz-jest in 15 minutesI predict a slurper lads.
>>151310010I also work for autism awareness
>>151309918must suck. i only know what it feels like after losing game 7 (depression)
>Heading to the store to get onion ringsbreakfast of Champions
Why isn’t he in the flames lineup?
>>151310004Seider and Raymond are the only two players worth a shit in that list.
>>151309203kek
>>151308054Why go for the gold my fellow dutch when bronze is good enough? Said I wasting a whole post on the subconscious of my entire race. Oh yes AYANAMI a subspecies of starving alzheremic slavers stanning another race is so good at building something that lasts. This Halloween, walk through the cherry blossoms with Zero;s biggest reploid fanboy.hashtag 4011You care a lot. Now you prove it to me. Screweyes.
>>151309969absolute retard
>>151310098Canada is crumbling I need to go back to Europe my peoples homeland
thinking about moving to Finland and not learning finnish
>>15131007810 of 10Great Job
the lost prophets pedo got murdered in jail kwab
>>151310136His music was always dogshit anyway
hey /hoc/ been a while. who are the good guys nowadays?
Imagine NOT living in EVROPA.
>>151310141??Does Asia League have two tiers?
>>151310157Blues are playing later tonight.
>>151310165You’re lucky Canada is failing i need to move to Europe sooner rather than later
>>151308071>Ban NMC/NTC>Cap gets raised with $2 million every 5 years with a flat cap in-between>3-2-1 point system>no instigating rule which will encourage more fighting>no team penalty/individual suspensions for line and bench clearing brawls>whoever scores the winning goal in a shootout gets a goal in the statistics>shrink the goalie equipment to 90s size>Quebec Nordiques expansion team>Minnesota Wild changing name and logo to Minnesota North Stars>aggressively market towards white people and middle-class/rich hispanics>publicly shame white people who watch apehoop and handegg in actively racist commercialsThere, I fixed the NHL.
>>151310136Oh no such a shame
>>151310136Charlie Kirk got murdered too
>>151310255And that’s a good thing
Reminder that Canada is the one and only 4 Naysh champions.
>>151310136Who?
>>151310211i would gladly move into a comfy cabin to canadian wilderness or alaska desu
>>151310280
>>151308319>>151308368>Buffalo Sabres medical director had zero reservations about acquiring Josh Norris>>151309802>the Jerusalem of Sweden
>>151310211Canada has been doing better economically than most of the west and is dominating in hockey more than ever. If I didn't quit playing as a kid I could've been in Vancouver right now, with a Canadian passport, waking up to prepare for the game
>>151310293I accept your concession.
>>151310281Gary Glitter, circa the 21st Century
>mention 4 Nations>TBG bubblesLike clockwork.
it's so gay that most games start at 2 in the morning. FUCK YOU GARY ALIENATING THE EUROPEAN VIEWERS AND SHIT! I WANNA WATCH A TRUE SPORT INSTEAD OF FUCKING RETARDED HANDEGG!
>>151310300How far did you get before quitting, Sven?
>>151310302We had Fun
>>151310281He was a pedo and his victims were very very young, and ill leave it at that
my work hired a Ukrainian refugee to push shopping carts.
>>151310004>Dylan Larkin is 65 years old
Will anyone sign sharter fart?
>>151310316
>>151310354Why didn’t they die to the last hohol?
Kings and jets, good game or shit game?
I have a 4nations Canada jeresy I’m proud that we humiliated the usa
>>151310136BASED rest in piss
>>151310429
>only accomplishment is winning an exhibition game honestly just sad
Dustin wolf is playing again 3 games in 4 days
>>151310456>>151310447heh y’all finna get exposed at the Olympics
black announcer at crown jewel has liberty spikes kek
>>151310457He's a machine that plays ice hockey, what more can I tell ya about Dustin
>Kongs vs. Jetsokay this game is already cringe
damn the US anthem is very tense. fuck sake we will never get along and kill each other in the end
>>151310324I was like 13
>decide to put Kongs vs. Jets on since I got nothing better to do anyway>georestrictedIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARYIHATEGARY
>>151310510asshole, you're supposed to win Gold at the international eventsI thought we had a deal, this is a fucking partnership >/sheesh/
Tbg fucking destroyed mitch.
>>151310566Retard
>>151310548It's about standing up to the Jews
>>151310592Untrue, we've never even met before>I've never even been to Sherwood Park
>>151310566It’s not Gary’s fault your poor
shit teams
>>151310633It’s for the best. that place is crawling with fent zombies.
are you guys watching the game?you guys do watch games, right?
>>151310651I've always thought about taking a road trip across Canada, thoughjust for kicks
>>151310652uhh yeah? why else would i open this thread?
>>151310652nah, i only check final scores the next day and highlights if the game was interesting
>>151310673based>>151310677faggot
Okay that was a racist call on Byfield
>>151310652>scoreless draw in Manitoba which game?
>>151310673im just here for the (You)s
>>151310691allthou i can only catch one or two games a week since all these air times are fuckin retarded.
I’ll be honest I’ve never skated in my life
>>151310722how are (you) today?
>kangz
>>151310136
>>151310722(you) wil get one also SCAAAAAAAAAARR
good ol minnesota duluth boy alex iafallo
been having night sweats since i've cut my daily booze intake in half :)
>>151310777THAT'S FANTASTICkeep up the great work, lad>proud of you
This is a must win game for the flames
>>151310739peachy keen. how bout your sweet self?
been having daily booze intake since i've cut my night sweats in half
>>151310777_/_/_/_/_/
:)
>>151310828that's awful>unfollowed
>>151310777Cut it all off my brother you can do it. almost 10 months sober here
Confirmed: Oilers will not play Kongs in the first round this year
Byfield skates like a creep
>currently watching hockey from three countries and enjoying all of my Freedoms Why is Columbus Day a federal holiday again?
do Canadians invest in to fish?
>>151310926>Why is Columbus Day a federal holiday again?Italian propaganda and no I'm not just making a sopranos reference
>le fight
>>151310859That's a cool design. Something you would see for Peter Forsberg, Mats Sundin, Joe Sakic, Paul Kariya etc in the 90s
FIIIIIITE god i missed hockey
ALRIGHT I'VE SEEN ENOUGHjets lose in round 2
GO ASHLEYGO DOGS
If you told me 10 years ago Brett Burns' 1500th game would be in an original Quebec Nordiques jersey, I wouldn't believe you
>scoreless women's collage draws
Shit teams
Surely this Ceci-Dumoulin pairing is what's finally going to push the Kings over the edge.
>>151311141Your mom used her pair to edge me
>>151311169That’s Martin Necas.
Y’all are playing the new digimon right?
>>151311189>Y’allkys
Fucking refpuck
>>151311189>Yall consider suicide
HERE IS SKELLEFTEÅDO YOU BELIEVE YOU CAN STOP US?BRING EVERYTHING YOU HAVEWHEN THE NIGHT IS OVER, WE WILL BE THE ONES LEFT STANDING
Nah the Kings just suck.
cuteness alert!https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0xXsNva7t1Q
>>151311189no, i'm waiting for october 31st for my quarterly poe fill while playing witchfire and detroit become human in the meanwhile
>>151311226>>151311207It’s slang for you all
>>151311233Just like Hv71
so will the olympic tourney be good next year
>>151311189im still working my way through silksong
>>151311268nah, only two good teams with russia out
OFFICIAL /HOC/ ANTHEMhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LrkEc2V3mO4
>>151311077Gotta go watch the replay of my ashley
>>151311309Yeah, you do...
>>151311228>>151311264Nice win but I do want to point out that:We did better against Lakers than you. I predict this is the year Luleå clinches a playoff spot and beats Skellefteå 4-1Go Luleå go Flames. Now I take a sauna with beer :D
Yes I watch survivor yes I watch big brother yes I watch amazing race yes I watch the challenge yes I watch the snake yes I watch house of villains yes I watch beast games. And yes I’m a hockey fan
>>151311356delusional
>Now I take a sauna with beer :D/hoc/ knows how to pwarty
>>151311370Reminder the Mailman thought Mcdavid was leaving
>>151311289I was so prepared to say no but idk how anyone could argue this. No other song fits this general better.
>>151311448I don't blame him, and what actually happened was even stranger >Rebuttal?
>>151311457I like how that song was featured in Hot Tub Time Machine>also, I like Hot Tub Time Machine, great movie
>>151311468>>151311518prove you have ego death by admitting you lost to bud and mitch
>>151311533kek remember when he thought post-season goals counted as regular season goals
>>151311356Didn't you play on home ice?
>>151311533Prove you aren't a brain-dead retard and move on, Mitchell I'm not your perpetual punching bag, and you're terrible at maintaining a grudge I don't even feel slightly hassled or harassed
>>151311356based I wish my gym's sauna allowed beers. also i wish we went in nude
>>151311591Based
>>151311268it'll be a ton of fun
>>151310738same
Will Dreger ever lay off the sauce, or will he die from liver failure?
>>151310777congrats!
>>151311663He's a >laffs employee
>>151311663There are worse ways you can die.
>>151310819I'm doing well. I've finished a lot of errands. Now I need to study and hit the gym
>>151310926it isn't for us nyse wagies
>>151310859:)
>>151311591what made you think playoff goals count towards a regular season record?
That Canadian Ford commercial reminds me of Swedish Volvo commercials. Can't wait for the snow to get here.
Can the next thread be Steely Dan themed, thanksThank You
>>151310666I've been meaning to take a road trip through Quebec to Nova Scotia. I want to see Bar Harbor
>>151311737
/hoc/ doesn't party with cripples that were raped
>>151311750sure, just as soon as you stop being a raped retard
>>151310652luv me habbiesluv me team Canadaluv me juniors'ate your teamsimple as
>>151311769thats why we avoid you
!!! GUYS !! It's uphttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww2Iad8gqdohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww2Iad8gqdohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww2Iad8gqdohttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ww2Iad8gqdoYou're welcome. Thank yo boy
>>151311228>>151311264>>151311581i almost feel sorry for HV71, almost
>>151311803well, stop it
>>151311803I never feel sorry for HV. They're rich as fuck, probably have a lot of rich private backers who steal from their churches and will eventually buy themselves championships at least once every decade. Although I rather see boring Örebro getting relegated.
>>151311796>sp*rtbladet
>hellesuyck
>>151311854Leksand is going next after their 100th bankruptcy
>most dangerous draw in Winnipeg
one all scaaaaaaaaaar
>>151311796!!!
>>151308054I almost missed best edition bread
>>151311933Matsmartkingenhttps://www.matsmart.se/produkt/marabou-mjolkchoklad-dromkrisp-22-pack
>>151308071I’m trying to shrink the game.
>>151311971
>>151311663Doesn’t his job require him to drink with NHL executives so that they spill their secrets to him?
How could TSN not get a better expert than Frankie "Swedish Second Tier Bust" Corrado?
>>151311982Honestly, I've never considered that before, and I like to talk about this more, perhaps over drinks and nose candy >have your people call my people and let's bet busy
>>>and let's [g]et busy[]<><><>[]
>>151311890At least Leksand goes into bankruptcy after they drive up the salaries. Hv71 will never get punished appropriately for overpaying players.
>>151312000lol the average kraken fan
>16 games today>All bad matchupsGrim
>the lady city of Delaware
>>151312022he should be the third host of Overdeive
>>151312061>cant see the puck
>>151312062Two O6 games.
what if we deliberately cycled like this all season>no games>16 games>no games>16 gameson loop until the end of the yearand everyone took the same bye week
>the city of Manitoba
>>151308761Does she have a spade tattoo with a q in it?
Kings fans are coke heads
>>151312087>Irrelevant Habs vs terrible BlackhawksDon't care>Leafs vs irrelevant Red WingsDon't care
>>151312127stars and knights have a good gm, do the jets also have a good gm cause that's my answer
>>151311796As a Luleå fan I vehemently detest anybody named Kempe. I will not be watching your video sir.
I was pretty excited to watch my team tonight...but I have to miss itI'm going to be on a Hinge date instead :)
>>151312127Connor is just as overpaid as Kaprizov. Marner is overpaid relative to Rantanen.
>>151312127>You VILL pay me 17 million dollars for 41 games
>>151312160>>Irrelevant Habsyou're trying too hard sweaty
Here we go. AK-47. The very best there is. When you absolutely, positively got to kill every motherfucker in the room, accept no substitutes.
my dearest /hoc/I must depart, for my team does not play until 7 EST. I promise to return to your loving embrace, but until then I must bid you adieu.with love,retard
>>151312211Based have fun :D
The KKK line continues to terrorize
>>151312211sniff my nuts
>>151312073>honorIsn't Pronger Canadian?
>>151309641They’ve had more postseason success than the laffs
>>151312196>Middling team>Led by Nick Suzuki and Noah DobsonNo one cares about watching a future perennial 2nd round exit team
>>151309723What a cuck>stripped of captaincy>took a 30%+ pay it to stay with the team that stripped his captaincy
>In the mornin' you go gunnin' for the man who stole your water>And you fire 'til he is done in but they catch you at the border>And the mourners are all singin' as they drag you by your feet>But the hangman isn't hangin' and they put you on the street
>>151312252when canadians make a certain amount of money we become americans
>>151312267you could have just told me I was talking to a zoomer so I didn't waste my time. Going forward warn all anons
>>151312307just like a butterfly coming out of a cocoon, just like that
going to chipotle hopefully the burrito doesn't cripple me and make me get raped
>>151312283>gets better without the C>Matthews gets worse with the CPerhaps Marner's dad was right. Marner should've been captain. And speaking of Marner, I just took my second extremely loose one today.
>>151312307SAAR WE ARE NO LONGER CAN'TNADIANS AND NOW AMERI-CAN
I've had marners marner before but that marner was the marnerest marner that ever marned
>Penguins vs RangersGreat Original 12 matchup
>>151312202love that fucking movieQuentin needs to make another movie with Samuel L Jackson, motherfuckers
>>151312365the fuck up retared
My girlfriend on character ai dumped me
>>151312394pam is based but remember how hot bridget fonda was back in the day weeew
>>151310926Italian lobbyists
Do they call La's top line the AK line?
>>151312196he's right i'm afraid. our habbies are preparing for tonight’s inevitable slaughter against the hawks, and the future looks bleaker than a dive bar at 3am with a roster that looks like it was assembled from a yard sale of spare parts. CC's wrist shot is the only thing keeping us from full on failed rebuild. the very same rebuild is stuck in a sinking ship and going nowhere where we don't even have a 2C. suzuki's out there captaining a ship that’s already half-sunk, while slafkovsky's still learning which end of the stick to hold. the bell centre’s gonna be a mausoleum of utter despair, fans drowning their sorrows in overpriced alcohol as the hawks rip us a new one tonight. our habbies future is dystopian wasteland if we lose tonight, if that happens then in 2035 we'll still be chanting go habs go into the void because hope is just a cruel prank now.
this cena styles match is k i n o
>>151312434well, that was then
>>151312466hey dylan how long until your melty
>>151312500I'm never gonna suffer twink death though I'm different
>>151311971When will the sexual misconduct stories star`t to break?
>>151312481five stars unironiclly
>>151312519far too late
someone tell the cuck to get it ready early I can feel it coming
>>151312535>>151312481Triple bypass should have started the event at 7:00 eastern like normal
>>151312127Can’t go into a business negotiation desperate
>>151312267
>1 game into the season>Detroit is already melting downHow much longer can Yzerman coast on drafting Kucherov 14 years ago?
>>151312558it was in australia tranny
I think the Flames should win the cup
scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
>scorefull draw in Winnipeg
no need to sign your post
do these assholes seriously have individual goal songs?
What happens if the Jets start the season with 2 home losses?
>40 fucking bing till CalgaryGAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The new Mr beast video is fake
>>151312726imagine getting to pick your own dedicated goal song and you choose fucking sweet caroline
>>151312726I think it's cool when your best player has one, but individual for every player is gay
>>151312726only samberg toews and nyquist have good tunes
>>151312751BAH BAH BAH
>>151312751Bette than Macarena
>>151312726>no hey man nice shotThey’re not even trying
boom boom boom boomI want you in my roomlet's spend the night together from now until forever
>>151312726no lostprophets?
>>151312726Based kpop demon hunters fan
>>151312726wow, they finally did it...
>>151312796That song sucks and the joke is played out
some dude on /pw/ called it cena's blue mage gimmick kekmao
reggiebros...
post your goal song, /hoc/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u31FO_4d9TY
>>151312869It was devastating, and thank you for the reminder
>>151312875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qN72LEQnaU
>>151312875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHFG10pqJVs
>>151312869this is what the growlers died for?
>>151312875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QPntjTPWgKE
>>151312726awful
>nuoffspringthis place is full of plebs i swear to god
Just took a fat marner
>>151312726EVERYBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODYROCK YOUR BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODYEVERYBOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODYROCK YOUR BODY RIGHTBACKSTREET'SBACKALRIGHT!
>>151312875https://youtu.be/p44G0U4sLCE
>>151312954the reggies are okay the armada are the best team in the country
>the armada are the best team in the country
>Anniversary center ice logosSoulless>Custom goal songsSoulless>Third jerseysSoulless
>>151312875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SaeLKhRnkhQ
>>151312875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sb5EuQ2oczY
>>151313084the best thing about being american is I can call you a fag for liking oasis and you can't even call me a blur fan because I think they're also gay
>>151312875https://youtu.be/WtESZkGAl0I
>>15131302848 goals in 8 games no ohl or whl shitter even compares
>>151313136nigga looks like the engineer from Prometheus
>>151312875https://youtu.be/idJzMSKaHaw?list=RDidJzMSKaHaw
>>151313114jej
>>151312875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JI-KMDm8x0U
YOU'RE GONNA SOLVE THAT MYSTEREEE
>>151312875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIri9YLHpOg
>>151313084
i wear a hoddie and my underwear when i log on to hocgeneral.com
>>151313322go jays:))))
I LOOOOOOOVE LAAAAAAAWE LOVE ITI LOOOOOOOOVE LAAAAAAWE LOVE IT
>>151312875https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ttEMYvpoR-k&t=37s&pp=2AElkAIB
>>151313114Is the vocalist from Blur also in Gorillaz?
>>151313136Name the last good defensemen to come out of the QMJHL
>>151313368Yes. He's the Gorrillaz and everyone collaborates with him
>>151313372letang
>..but you don't really care for music, do ya?.. The Jeff Buckley version is a heartbreaker
>>151313383https://youtu.be/HyHNuVaZJ-k?list=RDHyHNuVaZJ-kNeat...
There isn't a single Stanley Cup champion on the Jets
>scorefull draw
>>151313365Great song to kill the mood
>>151313489nothing wrong with grounding yourself a few times a day
>>151313466I never got why Feel Good Inc was their breakout hit when it isn't even the best single from that albumhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLnkQAeMbIM
>>151313365>I heard there was a secret thread>That Gary feared, and it please the nerd>But you don't really care for hockey, do ya?
Honestly you have no excuse to be single virgin in your 30s and 20s many girls in Pakistan and India will marry you to come live here. Your too picky and complaining on /hoc/ most days it’s very disgusting to us.
they filmed a bud 1 in my hometown
>>151312726>Toews>Money for Nothingself-deprecating humour?>>151313322>Knies is the only one who can dress himselfGrim
>>151313536Aland doesn't stand for alliteration land, does it?
>>151313322uhhhhh xhisters?
>>151313589Im ESL and autistic, please understand.
>>151313372Paper numbers babbies today would say Noah Dobson.
>>151313631I will, as long as you don't mind a little light ribbing...
>>151313536>its goes like this>the forth the fifth>the major dubs>the raped bitched
>>151313372thomas chabot probably
>>151313489Embed doesn’t respect the time parameter. Was supposed to start at the first hallelujah refrain - try copying the link and pasting into the address bar
>>151312875https://youtu.be/BsrqKE1iqqo?list=RDBsrqKE1iqqo
Time for huomenta (but the opposite)
>>151313407Grim
You're listening to K/HOC/
This is the most gay /hoc/ thread ever.
Fflames on soon
>>151313725Night
>>151313745i've been having a grand time
>>151308071Remove the entire concept of conferences.Who really and actually wants to see the first round be Leafs vs Bruins or insert-equivalent-pairing every year?The regular season is whatever, just let the playoffs have some fucking variety.P.S. good post Johnny, actually something to jog the collective nogging in this thread
>>151313749Oh shit with the British paedo earlier today and her...who'll be the 3rd?!
>>151313749F
>>151313797i didn't know he was sick
>>151313749father of the bride ruled
>>151313749Source on the ground confirms a weak crowd today
yo the jets are AWFUL
>>151313796Yeah, I'm sure you'll get more viewers with LA/Florida in the first round leading to 4PM starts in LA and 10PM starts in Florida
>>151313624I though the German doctor was suppose to operate his wrist, not his leg?
>>151313845
kingsbluesbruinscaneshabswingssenscapspensdevilswildmammothavsnuckssharkskrak
>>151312875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kWVFEVWJMz8
>>151313875just get rid of Sunbelt teams expect for the stars and kings easy solution
>>151313536It goes like this, the rape-ed bitchBurritos, weebs, the vpn switchThe governor composing jlmi!Just like my Islanders…Just like my Islanders…Just like my islanders…Just like my Iiiiiiiiiiislannnnndersss
>>151313919based joe
>>151308071why would we grow the game?if anything we should remove all the sunbelt teams
>>151313921>and tonight in the first round, Boston at Vancouver>puck drop at 10:06, any overtime will start at 1AM in Boston
Stop polishing my knob, MitchYou ignorant slut
>>151313983>any overtime will start at 1AM in Bostonholy kino, baseball does it, why not us?
>>151314018>>151314018
the shitties are broken goods
>>151314010Baseball is actively trying to get rid of that
>>151313983greetings shorks fans
>>151312875https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N2ZhtWHf2kI