Hockey Night in Canada edition./hoc/vious: >>151319047
go stars
Just took a foul marner
Feeling let down for the first of many times this season
>>151323629we don't call it that anymore
>>151323567clubbies
kaprizov scores... doubters you were saying?
My Sensies are getting fucked :(
>>151323564I think you meant to write "you piece of Marner".
this is a rare authenticated pepe please do not share
>>151323640don't worry lad only ~80 more of these to go
>>151323693True we call those that here.
>>151323629shut that shit down you're gonna make me Matthews
My >rags
>>151323693>>151323655>>151323629whos the bad guy here?
>>151323567Thread theme https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=npUUMCjwDWQ
>>151323698maybe it's cause I grew up in the TCG boom of the late 90s/early 00s but I never understood the appeal of collecting sports trading cards
>>151323743The Vegas simp trying to fight a one man culture war
>>151323743i'm the bad guy :)
SCAAAAARRRRRR!!This Cates line is carrying this Flyers team tonight
>>151323757
>>151323773Unmitigated autism t. Sports cards enjoyer
Holy hell have you guys been to southern Ontario recently it’s like the walking dead with all the fentanyl zombies walking around.
>laffs
My penguins are tanking for McKenna (:
>it was 2-0
Just won the over bet bros
Holy hell nobody asked
>>151323773Buying cheap cards and filling up binders with your weird little cardboard guys is cool but it's very obvious that the entire "hobby" is propped up by deranged gambling addicts ruining their lives
>>151323819i have a full set of like 1995 mid level upper decker in perfect condition somewhere in my house, do you think its worth anything?
>>151323859don't spend it all in one place, stud
Noodles on Overdrive called this a trap game for the laffs.
>>151323820>have you guys been to Ontariono
>matthews without marnerlmao
Bruins comedy show with the empty net
>>151323820Just like Philadelphia, the home of the Flyers.
Congrats (You) faggot >>151323174
of course bruins cant score open net for to beat the +1.5
#YAnon #TrustThePlan #PatriotsInCommand
>>151323820i live near a government drug giving facility in quebecdont need to travel far
>>151323629>when the marner tickles the hemorrhoids
>>151323924What's stopping someone from taking a syringe of it and giving them all ODs?
>laff5
>>151323820how she goin', eh?never seen so many homeless people as the night i made an excursion into windsor
lol kuraly gets the empty
>>151323859>Gamblingeww
>>151323897Probably not unironically
>>151323977didn't you hear about the narcan attacks? people go up to the zombies and spray them and ruin their high
my wingies :)
>>151323743
>>151323928oops , guess they can lol
>>151324016based
Yzerplan status: back on track
Too many penalties.
BUILDTHEWALL
>>151323924I have shitty members of my family who live there today>>151323977backward thinking these people have any value to anything other than drug dealers
>>151324016>>151324072https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8YA8JNzbvzk
>>151323859thanks for buying me beer kitties
>>151324016Sounds fun until you get stabbed
>>151324031
Have some sympathy you people are monsters. They’re people too.
Bruins are elite
Garytime in Raleigh canesbros we got the extra point
>>151324120what were the odds like if you bet 30 dollars on gay instead?
toronto may have dropped their marner but they are still stinky
stars scaaaaaaaaaaaaar
my avies :(
hahaha boo him. you dont even have the lung capacity for that
OVERTIME???
the wings CREAMED the >laffs
sick pass
My kitties are doing great and no one on /sp/ cares
>>151324118>"but now there are reports that it's being used... for harm"SNAPPING A DRUG FIEND OUT OF THEIR TRIP IS NOT "HARM"I HATE NEOLIBERAL CONSENT-OBSESSED SOCIETY
Mat Barzal predicted this
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAR
No matter the outcome of this game my canesies will have a 100% points percentage
I love gambling thank you Gary
>Leafs lose>Sens lose>Habs struggling against the HawksEasternCanadabros...
kitties win meow meow
One Garytime started and another one on its way.
>>151324306incorrect
>Leaf6
>>151324335Gary’s genius is truly unparalleled
>>151324254i care
>no Michkov, you won't play in 3 on 3
>>15132432110 persons didnt buy a jersey and/or a ministick2234 viewers are illegally streaming games
MY FLYERS!!!!!!
>randies
>>151324346retard they got 2 points against the devils and they have the garypoint now
Hawks remembered at the last second they were supposed to tank
ETLEFUCKINGBUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT
ET LE BUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT 15 SECS LEFTCHIMPS OUT
BIBBY BRONK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ET LE BUUUUUUUUTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT
bittersweet victory desu, habs did not deserve this win
Blackhawks SUCK
ET LE BUUUUUT
lol no that's not goalie interference Andersen you dumb fuckyou just slid out of your positionyou fucked up
Allez habs allez
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRMarchenko again!
Canadians take the lead with 15 seconds left
Over/under on Hutson’s lame little head fakes?
>>151324440Better than blowing it in OT
scaaaaaaaar marchenko again
sweet victory desu, habs deserved this win
RIGGED
mischief afoot
please just let this be over that was the worst 3 on 3 ive ever seen
>>151324469Ya they mind controlled that bhawkz dman into gaolie interference
power of frenship is so BACK!!
>>151324448>actually it's no goalbro I'm a caniac and that's some fucking refpuckI mean there's been plenty of that both ways with how much shit went uncalled (and how dogshit the linesmen have been) but still that's fucking inexcusable
THANK YOU REFFIES MY GREATEST ALLY
>>151324469waaaah my team lost so its le rigged!
Hans win :)
Flylels were on the brink of a victory
>10 Montreal PPsHas Gary chosen his new favorite?
>>151324522This but unironically
Gary just robbed the flyers absolute horseshit
that call's bullshit but i'll take it
>>151324522it is rigged anon
lmao thanks for the bail out gary
our Habbies :)
Andersen initiated that contact but I'm happy the retarded anti-hockey bald fraud Tocchet doesn't get a win, yet.
GAGNER
flyers got fooked lol
CANES WIN!!!\o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\ \o/ /o\
>Habs needed 10 PPs to barely edge out the lowly BlackhawksHow do you say fraudulent in French?
>>151323567kek imagine losing at your 100th birthday party
>randys struggling with the flylelsKWAB
dude this is completely fuckedwhat a horrendous fucking callmy canesies absolutely should have lost this game
THANK YOU REFFIES THANK YOU GARY MY CANESIES WILL NEVER FORGET YOU
>>151324589fraudulent unironically
SURGE UP!
almost knight time bro's
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
gg flylelsyou got fucked on that call but at least you got 1 point I guess
good guys of hockey win, aka habs
>>151323567Happy Birthday black cocks kekwab
I'M SURGING
>>151324599at least you are honest randy
>>151324589Habs
Habs fans are immensely retarded and insufferable. Fucking parasites living off the dole letting Haitians running their shithole city
goals:Rempe - 1McDavid - 0thoughts?
Draftkings said my canesies lost the game which is untrue, they shall be hearing from my attorneys
>>151324589Les fraudulant
>>151324692if we don't have honesty we don't have anything
>>151324732Im thinking Arby's
>>151324717>letting Haitians running their shithole citycritical mistype
>>151324756I mean >we did lose the game. the refs just decided that finish didn't work for them brother and changed the script
*mute*
>>151324810high t women are the biggest victims of the tranny plague
copey bros... dylan is winning...
>>151324795Nah. Retard. Your city’s entire identity is catering to retarded Haitians dictating policy
>>151324810When did Neil Young transition?
Islanders season is already over bros :(
>>151324756Hi, I'm a famous attorney who specializes in betting crimes. I'd be happy to represent you
>>151324846cope knights haven't started yet
>>151324810Maybe if you listened Sweden wouldn't have 0 gold medals in Women's ice hockey at the Olympics.
>>151324867When they inducted CSN without him
>>151324810Cope she's a gem
>>151324898>Women's ice hockeydo you hear yourself faggot
>>151324846I don’t even have an issue with Copey at this point. One sided feud. He’s the T-Swift to my Olivia Rodrigo.
I hope the krakies beat the knighties tonight just because it would be funny
*drinks water*Stay hydrated bros!
>>151324853
>>151324911She's cold as ice,willing to sacrifice
Beyond thrilled to Experience some Vancouver Canucks Hockey on Hockey Night In Canada.
>>151324898>0 gold medals in Women's ice hockey at the OlympicsThat means as much to me as 0 gold medals in Women's breakdancing at the Olympics
heh
who all's still undefeated as of right now?
>>151325059Not my Sensies :(
>in all of us command
>>151325059
>no Skinner Edmonton has this
NECAS SCAAAARRRRRRRR
my starsies :(
SCAAARRRR NECAS
my avies! :)necas!
Based Bichsel.
:)
tyler foli scored
>>151325158>>151325179same fag
Canucks need to gap up on McDavid
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWerenski!
JUST
scarrrrrr werenski :)
>WHAT A HIT>clearly boarding
feeling sleepy so I think I'll hit the hay
i cant watch ashley's game because its on BIG10 network and not flohockey and i got flohockey to watch them . wtf nothing is fair fuck hockey
>>151325255Good night sweetheart
>>151325230>dallas tendiesKEK
>>151325255The hay is in the barn
Hard to believe Oiler fans have had to listen to this fat retard commentator throughout the peak of McDavids career.
fight
I need a webm of the Stars fan throwing punches. I hope Bichsel go ballistic on Makar.
>>151325276shes retarded anyway
Rocked my goodness
Marchenko hatty :)
SCAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRMARCHENKO HAT TRICK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Finna rub the benus and sleep so smell you later /hoc/
>>151325301Nice left hook by the Dallas player
Ted chads
Scratch a shitlib, and a Habs fan bleeds
scratch me and i'll tear up and sniffle
>remove gaudreau>winrmmt
the teds would practically be a dynasty if it wasnt for sean higgins
>>151325470Flames did this too
>>151325417about to rub mine as well ._.)/\(._.
?
>>151325417Sleep tight <3
teds should be 2-0 but they got goaliebabbied
>>151325443Shouldn't this be the other way around? I'm a libchad and even taking a pessimistic view, there are clearly way more of us than there are Habs fans
malinski back on the right, makar occasionally playing left
Ducks are having an exciting season with the sloppy seconds of rags
>>151325530>>151325417you just added 2 seasons to the rebuild of your team pervs
from my point of view the edmonton oilers are evil
SCARRRRRRRbrindleys first goal!
>>151325559Had a goal taken away on a bs goalie interference too
dylan bros...
SCAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR BRINDLEYFIRST NHL GOAL
stars bros wtf is happening???
scarred on by ryan reaves lmao!
my avies!! :))brindley's first NHL goal!
>>151325443what's wrong with walkable cities and public transit?
my sharkies :)
reaves and rempe goals on the same night
my jackies need to stop taking so many benuldies
it's rigged against the nucks
goal
>>151325695Is that why they wouldnt redeem the Edmonton goal?
Why’s McDavid always down on the ice?
Is trb just on here 24/7?
>>151325715they did that to trick people into thinking it's not rigged
>>1513257183 wins in a row for the kittiesI love being the bad guys of /hoc/
>>151325745Gary's a pro
>>151325750Don’t reply to me freak.
>>151325750We love the Panthers here.
robertson...you can't miss that lol
ANOTHER FIRST NHL GOAL
here all all the differences between demko and a brick wall:...thank you for reading my post about all of the differences between demko and a brick wall.
my favourite american player is quinn hughes
>>151325800remember when people thought chinkbertson was good?
disgusting bald coach
>>151325750Imagine some florida nigger who has been a fan for two years and just driving a knife into his stomach
>>151325765sorry i just used your post number to bring up the reply box and forgot to delete it
>>151325838do you have any idea how little that narrows it down?
scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaars
my avies :((
SCAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
sennecke is a goal per game player...
IF the oilels had demko in the last 2 ploffs they'd have won the cup each time just sayin
wildsissies, it's over.
laine is probably the first person i ever lost all respect for as they lost all their hair tbqhwyf
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRJenner!
Scaaaaar.
scarrrrrr Fantilli
>>151325838Yeah, I hate Rick Tocchet too. I hope he gets banned for gambling again.>>151325847based
>ze'ev
why aren't the nuckies shooting more
why do the mild have a player named Sheev
demkoGOD
>since you were robbed of a Garytime in ChiCongo I will gift you one in Trashville>bow to me faithfully>bow to me splendidly
>necas passes to mackinnon>mackinnon enters zone and looks for someone to pass to>has nobody because necas is entering behind him because he and mackinnon keep doing the same stuff and standing on each othersecond season of this shit
3 delay of game penalties on my Jackies tonight. wtf are you doing boys :(
hellebuck, swayman, otter, and demko just keep playing better and better while wolf keeps playing more shit and shit. is wolf even in the running for milan at this point?
SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRR
robo scaaaaaaarstars 3 avs 2
>mild
>>151325285
they would send the black man to the box
my avies :(((
Kane should be banned for life at this point
>>151326111Wolf is rusty. He'll shake it off
>>151325993Tiring out McDavid
>>151325993Picard's shields are up
jackies need to work on their clears
>>151326111the only thing wolf is running for is the hills
The snow falls in Canmore. The snow will soon fall in Calgary.Winter is here flamesbros.
Roope is so feisty now
>>151326131based big poppa pump and make believe muscle
Chinaman always scores against the Avs.
>>151326134>time to get banned for drug use again
it would literally be 12-0 if demko wasn't in the net
>>151326172PdB was a softy after all.
ted trying to make it interesting
>>151326172Fucking Finntard deserves to get shanked.
take another penalty teds, why not?
>>151326172surprised he didn't get 3 injuries on this play
>>151326176For the last time, Robertson is not a Chinaman! He is a filipino scotsman
My ducks looking good tonight
garytime in tennessee
50 [FIFTY]
I don't say Raty like that
are the jeets seething again?
Are the Canucks trying to force an own goal?
>>151326309no they won 3-2
i hope someone clipped the oilers almost scoring on themselves
>>151326337Na the oilers D is just shit
remember steven stamkos? haha
my jackies :)that was a weird game
SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRJenner!
>>151326305Tat's exactly how it's pronounced. Rät-y
>>151326392gaudreau is surely smiling down upon them
GUENTHER WHATAGOAL
>>151326392Hopefully we can be more disciplined after this
How many glove drops for Remps this season?under 10 or over 10?
ze'ev 1g 1a-4
wheres jen
That's right! Walk on home to your fucking Kåntry bars Preds fuckers!
>>151326473WITH JEWSYOU LOSE
>>151326446Bichsel will smash his head and eat it so however many games left until December
bros my knighties have looked mid so far this season
pronger is cringe on the panellike pretty much everybody else, except for bieksa. bieksa is zesty
>>151326481Underneath me
lean back a little more juice
>>151326553>Shallow and pedantic
I'm watching the swedish panel because i recognized peter forsberg
>>151326591does naslund ever join panels
>>151326528Biekas is out on a bicycle on this. Bouchard is a fucking liability whenever a team needs him the most. If he can't work that away there's 0 chance he's in the Olympics
>>151326607
>>151326553He’s a good friend and letting Elliotte in the frame.
Marner has no shots in the 1st. You’re playing the Kraken. It’s pretty fucking obvious he sees this as a paid retirement.
Test
I would have sex with Sennecke's sister
krak
I would have sex with my sister
>>151326667>he sees this as a paid retirementbased
>>151326381i do. i got a pack of tim horton hockey cards today and I got a Stamkos lmao
>>151326714I can’t blame him.
sharks need to lose this is disasterous fashion so they put misa in
>>151326702I would have sex with this guy's sister too
instead of dating katy perry, trudeau should date bedard
>>151326789Wait what?
>>151326789bold
my stars ffs
SCAAAR MACK
sexo
umm starsies... the period started...
>>151326789It's the current year after all
>>151326591Based Foppa. Saying he never played a good game after his foot problem, despite being the point leader in one of those playoffs.>>151326601Näslund has barely been in the public since he was the GM for MoDo a decade ago.
my avies!!! :)))lehkonen!
Hoc is pretending to be into incest again
>>151326789You think she has a "Fuck Trudeau" window sticker?
>>151326789hot
Wyatt scaaaaaaaaaaaaaar
my avies D:
wedgewood wtf
stars avs games are so kino bros...
Avs defense is a joke.
>>151326905#teamcado
>>151326844>Näslund has barely been in the public since he was the GM for MoDo a decade ago.sad, but I guess it makes sense. he was never very outspoken.
>>151326924they're very light on the left side with girard out
crazy how the best defenceman in the nhl is a rhd then there are like 2 other good ones then the rest suck bigly
>our strategy for finally getting past Dallas in the playoffs, you ask?>why, we’ve acquired their backup goaltender that the Dallas players have scored on thousands of times in hundreds of practices over the course of years I mean..to each their own.
askarov can't see the puck
>>151326968lefties get their power from satanrighties from christ
sharks goal song is awful
>>151326937Yeah. The impression I've got from him in the couple of podcasts I've heard him in is that he is opinionated, but doesn't feel the need to share those opinions publicly.>>151326960The pieces of the team is not together on the ice. It's very sprawling.
forbort needs to ascend to fivebort
SHARKIES SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR
askybros... our guy is busting...
How the hell did Makar miss that?
demko is "superlative" he said
no gary I will not buy the mcveggie
>>151327168lmao they have these for the hindus
>>151326924Please. they were top 3 PK last season
There were 5 goals scored by Kirills in the CBJ-MIN game
>>151327168you WILL eat the maggot paste mcchicken
Why didn't Necas shoot?
>>151327132Guy looks like he's doing a bump in between periods
SCAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRR MACKINNON
>>151327093>rightmakar, burns, manson, malinski>lefttoews, girard (out), solovyev (waiver pickup, first game with the avs), various ahl shittersthey've got makar and malinski swapping on the left
my avies!!!! :Dmackinnon!
gary is 73 years old
Schaefer looked goodEveryone else not so much
stars collapsing
>>151326789He should fuck bedard’s mom like Corey Perry
>>151327249Looks ass on paper. As long as they have the puck it looks good, but as soon as they have to play in their own zone...
>queefer sherwood
>>151327267That's nice, lad>>
raped faggot responded to me, gross
>>151327300He should fuck Corey Perry instead of Katy Perry
myers absolutely OBLITERATED trent fuckwit
Oilers can only score goals on the powerplay
mack goal
demko is LITERALLY a god
>there's the goal that didn't go in
>qu4cks
>>151327351>hit so clean you can’t get hurt
sharks SCAAAAAAAAAAAAAR :D
Mrazek is ASS
8 30 sack time lights out
lmao Demko didnt stop that one
It’s my fault. I thought about a shutout.
Otter will be our goalie in Milan screen cap this post
jake the snake
I had the weirdest dream last night. You ever have one of those where there’s actually a good idea tucked inside but you don’t know what to do with it?
>>151327486he will??
>>151327486usa bronze confirmed
>>151327504>>151327507he's gonna win us gold again screen cap this post
Lol canucks got cocky after beating bottom feeder flames time to join them at the bottom enjoy facing a real team bitch
>does a shark count as a furryasking the real questions
>>151327534I’m not worried until it’s 4-0.
>>151327501Tonight I dreamt I lost my bag and was running around in swimming pool locker rooms trying to find it. Not sure what the great idea is
Nevermind my ducks don't even remember how to play this game
>>151327507with hellashit you wouldn't even medal
Necas feeling slicker than slick
decent showing from my mammies
OT baby lessgo
OT in Denver, Colorado
i could heem gary
if the avs second line starts scoring and they pick up a good LD, this is going to be a very good team
necas in ot is automatic
>>151327634he's a decrepit old man
>>151327634Everyone over the age of 18 in /hoc/ should be able to do that.
>>151327657I highly doubt stephen could beat up gary and im being serious
gary is taller than mitch
>>151327634I think you'd be surprised
black-on-black violence in rogers arena
>duck5
MY SHARKIES
The season is over
Does Louis DeBrusk hate the Canucks? The more I listen to him commentate the game the more apparent it becomes that Jake signing with the Canucks was a rebellion.
>>151327741Jake DeBrusk has an insane femcel stalker who had to be banned from attending his games!
good i can turn off the third
wada save
>>151327640>if they weren't shit, they would be goodExactly like my nuckies
Oetter
ROBBED
muh goodness
wolf could never
>>151327761but the nuckies might get up to 10 shots in the 3rd!
nucks need kravtsov
askarov please
ok i lied aho necas mogs mackinnon necas big time
dammit hintz drive and shoot that bud
somebody webm the otter save
>>151327787necas and mackinnon are always trying to stand in the same spots and do the same stuff
>>151327758why debrusk of all peoplehe's nowhere near the most handsome player
fuck you howie mandel
can my colorado reddits hurry up and win already so i can play some nintendo already
send out Ranty for the w
Fuck you colorado. yes fuc kyou
LMAOOOO
>nathan m-ACK!
crowd booing Rantanen but he will always be my nigga
stars win eat shit Reddit and /hoc/
dylan woncopey lost
Well..?
>>151327854based
LOVE YOU OTTERFUCK YOU AVS
>>151327078apparently it's AI slop KEK
No milly having bitches
So avs looked about the same. Stars looked meaner and Otter made more saves. Thats my commentary
my knights are SHIT bros. hill's having a good game but they can't fucking score REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>a grown man named Matty
monitor on
'Cado wins againnever in doubt
d'awww widdle shaefy got his fiwst :3
Dallas looks good all things considered >new coach >captain on bedrest >start out with road games >beat jets and avalanche back to back
>T-that... extremely talented player that we just traded away for no reason did WHAT..... to us.......AGAIN?????
>>151327889>Stars looked meanergo to bed dylan
general reminder nicholas roy has more goals than bitch sharter this season
>>151327848He gon
lol stars took oilers sloppy seconds
>>151327854This is why you keep losing.
>>151327925Don’t ever talk about Erne that way again you little bitch
>>151327920was hoping nobody pointed this out
Come on lets go Canucks!
>>151327942This was taken after the game btw.
>>151327942good christian boy ross colton
The sheepdogs feeling good mog the shitty free bird slop by confederate support lyndard skinhead that’s why we won 4 nations cup
>>151327927Nothing, absolutely nothing gets more on a swede's nerve than people caring more about a finn than a swede
>>151327962kek
>>151327944hell yeah!
>>151327962Finns doesn't exist. You're all Swedes.
>>151327962KWAB
I’d rather go to Finland than Sweden desu Sweden has no go zones ran by somilians
>>151327944>>151327978was gonna watch ducks vs sharks but you guys hyped me upbetter not let me down faggots
>>151327997If you're near any of those areas you're in the wrong city anyway.
>>151328002fuckin oettinger
>>151327997Finland has no go zones ran by fennoswedes
How many undefeated teams are left now?
>>151328026Fennoswedes have been persecuted for 100 years
>>151328026wtf is that man
The Sharks are ass but the Ducks are asser
BROCKTHE HUGE COCKBOESER
>>151328044He would squash your head like a melon.
where's the score bug in the nuckies-oil game?
>>151328022kek what a choking faggot
Looks like Oilers are on their way to losing this game. LMAO Mcdavid
new>>151328069>>151328069>>151328069>>151328069
HOLY FUCK
>>151327942Is that McJesus
