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krak
>>151323567
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1st for Brock Boeser, Vancouver Canuck.
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having a hard time holding these alligators down
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Sweden has faced similar criticism for its Swedification policies, which began in the 1800s and lasted until the 1970s.In 2020, Sweden funded the establishment of an independent truth commission to examine and document past abuse of Sámi by the Swedish state.[95] In 2021, the Church of Sweden made a formal apology to Sweden's Sámi population for its role in forced conversions and Swedification efforts, outlining a multiyear reconciliation plan
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>>151328082
>>151328026
>>151328042
Please tell me you dont believe this lmao. People also shouldn't look into the torture that the swedes subjected small finnish children in 1940's when some were evacuated to sweden
>>151328021
>yeah but it's part and parcel bro and totally normal, if you're around one of the almost hundred no-go zones we have, you're in the wrong city anyway
Fuck bro having ONE no-go zone is sad and considering it to be normal is even sadder

But enough /pol/ shit, when is Dustin Wolf becoming good? Did I fell for a meme in my fantasy...
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>“I know we were getting booed, I guess they don’t know what a good power play looks like. We were getting a ton of chances just nothing was going in. But keep booing us I guess”
Really Nathan? Blaming your fans for the loss.
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>>151328074
chrome domes are top tier
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>>151328102
you picked him for fantasy?
lmao Finland you're more retarded than Sweden lets on
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>>151328102
Didn’t Finland side with the nazis?
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>>151328113
Just like my Slovaksies
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>>151328102
they were trying to get you think think he was the next mikka kirprasoff when he was really just a poor mans karri ramo
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>>151328127
He’s the next Trevor kidd
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SKINNERSCAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRR
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jeff skinner still on pace for 82 goals
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>>151328102
They were literally saving Finnish children from the war, stop making up stories
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My penguins ):
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Sweden needs to be investigated for crimes against humanity for their actions against the sami and finns
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West final will be Hongcouver vs Dullass.
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Wangs tonight looked like they did after the McLelman hiring up until March. The team isn't complete garbage, there's potential for a playoff spot but long term the offense relies way too much on Kane and the defense on Talbot standing on his head. It's almost a false potential that's just waiting for the bottom to fall out.
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>>151328113
That's a very simple to google. Simplified: Finland wanted the land back that the soviets took, Germany was the only country willing to help. Germany sent troops to lapland and gave airplanes. Finland refused to cut murmanski railroad and attack leningrad because of the effect it would have on soviet civilian populace. Finland was getting overwhelmed, held during tali-ihantala, after million dead soviets the soviets agreed for peace. Finland drove germans out of finland tgrough lapland to norway. The end.
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Finns should be stabbed to death
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>spears his groin
based
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myers absolutely nutted mcdavid
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>>151328166
Both deserve everything they get. Sami for killing Swedes in traffic with their reindeers and Finns for their lies like this>>151328102
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>>151328182
My girlfriends moms side of the family is from Finland and they immigrated here
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my sharkies :)
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>>151328140
Some got positive attention yes. If you use google translate, you can google many, many, MANY studies and stories from the kids that they were subjected to alienation, bullying and mistreatment because you didn't consider finnish your kin.
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>>151328182
>>151328196
>finns should be killed
notice the eternal swede in action, my /hoc/ friends
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>>151328200
OUR San Jose Sharkies :)
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>>151328202
every other child on the planet was mistreated and bullied 100 years ago
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>>151328196
No one deserves that friend be better…
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>>151328127
Didn't Rämö have one good season? Lmao I had totally forgotten about that dude
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celebrini 3 point night
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>>151328198
Does she have slightly Asiatic eyes?
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yatcher yemko
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i was told askarov was good
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I’m gonna etch this in wall of a local cave system near my home so thousands of years from now people will know
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holy shit demko
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HOLY FUCK DEMKOOOOOOOOOOO
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demGOD
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>>151328249
Just like my wolf
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>>151328249
who tf told you that, lol
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>>151328249
More like ASSkarov

lmao
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HORY SHIEET
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>>151328251
based
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easy goal, right? WRONG
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>>151328182
>>151328196
reninder
>>151327962

Can you imagine a neighbour that hates you and wants to kill you for no reason but at the same time lets his local rapists and grenadiers be in peace

>>151328259
>>151328261
>>151328262
Any cool dudes who can make webms??
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did you literally see that just now
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>>151328281
I liked this faggot better when he blew out his bussy
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>>151328249
That's miracle work with that defense in front of him.
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demko not doing any of that in the playoffs
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>>151328304
Well if he stays healthy he could
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>>151328304
bold of you to assume he's going to be present in the playoffs
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healthy demko >>> hellebyuck
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>>151328304
He won't be doing any of this next week. Hongcouver and CalDelhi are obsessed with >us and always try harder
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it's snowing flames fans :)
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>>151328360
fitting, given that the flames are DOUSED
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>>151328334
once the soilers were playing >my nuckies busted garbage i knew they would never win a cup
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Just got TWO death threats for criticizing Zegras on instagram. What is your fascination with that guy? Dude is deadweight
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demko for darnell nurse and a signed stuart skinner jersey who says no?
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>>151328372
and you're about to get two more fucker
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evander just killed a man
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Kane holy shit
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holy shit a ytboi just died there
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From diving to absolutely laying out all one shift.
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>>151328383
Answer my question, why does this limp fäg resonate with you guys? Dude cant into two-way game, he doesn't play at the boards, he doesn't hit, he doesn't pursue the puck for takeaways, he's only known for scoring a michigan three years ago, he doesn't do ANHTHING. Two games, zero hits, zero takeaways, three shots
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Taking a marner right now while appreciating Nicholas Roy's 2 point
How many points does the shit synonym have tonight?
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nurse needs a nurse
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fucking california clown show
christ almighty just finish out a fucking game
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GOD DAMMIT ASKAROV
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jake walman eats 10 of those a night nurse got to be the softest 6'5 ever
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>>151328407
i'm just a fan of sending death threats
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What an exciting game
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San Jose
kek
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My ducks are alive
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if d0ubles Nurse dies from an exploding kidney tonight
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maybe i should have watched the sharkducker or maybe i'm better off this way
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Swedish people are violent
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>>151328450
Rerolling
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dubs pick how the sharks blow this lead in ot.
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looks like we're back to 2023, sharksbros
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>asskov
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Wasn't McDavid suppose to score more this season?
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>>151328450
Gary would not give Edmonton cap relief
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demko needs a real time like the oilers
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theres really only like 1 or 2 blocks of jewish neighborhood in hongcouver so i dont really blame quinn for wanting to leave
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cantpucks played 2 years worth of game 7 see you next year bums
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>>151328478
Time isn’t real.
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>>151328481
how duz I defense??
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i'm going to fucking punch something
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hahaahahahhaha
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play la bamba
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DUCKS WIN
GET FUCKED SHARKS
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remember when we had that 2 goal lead
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georgievesque
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>shorks
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draisaitl bringing boxing gloves next game
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>>151328521
legit kino
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can't win in hockey or life jesus fucking christ
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New rock paper scissors
>Flames beat Oilers
>Canucks beat Flames
>Oilers beat Canucks
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>>151328537
shit teams
shit concept
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both my teams won today :)
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>>151328560
Never trust a lefty goalie
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LET'S GO KRAKHEADS!!!!!!

TIME TO LIFT THE ROOF OF THE KRAKHOUSE!!!!!!!!!!
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McCann SCAAAAAARRRRRRRRRR
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>cantpucks
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krackies :)
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shower bros...
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36 saves on 43 shots is pretty good for Askarov.
Problem is they allowed FORTY THREE FUCKING SHOTS
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THAT'S KRAKEN HOCKEY BABYYYYYYYYYYY
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wtf is a kraken or a knight
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adin hill is such a bitch baby
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Kraken win with 3.8 left in OT
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>>151328592
Yes, allowing fewer shots would make him allowing 7 goals look better
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>>151328560
Aren’t you going to try?
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>vegas is 1-0-2
Cant by soil with no taxation
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knights smoke some krak
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>The Vegas Golden Marners
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>>151328604
The power of marner
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>>151328604
>soil
Soul
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we do indeed call them marners
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>>151328560
nigga still frozen
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>>151328598
The man was fucking drowning.
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Are the Kraken a real team this year?
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Time for a coffee induced Marner, will tell you how it goes
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>>151328604
>Cant by soil with no taxation

As my favorite 1840s Whig politician, Abraham Jefferson always said.
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gg copey, better luck next time, gonna go drop a marner now
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>4 out of 6 possible points
weeeew lads i'll take it but my knights should probably have zero so far. look like shit except for doro. hill finally plays a good game and these retards can't score more than 1 (one) goal

KWAB
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>>151328634
Maybe. Golden Showers stinks though.
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>san jose hasn't won a game
>still ahead of cuckgary
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>>151328634
More real than the Canucks
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our raidies and steelies play tomorrow at least :)
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Well now that hockey is over it's time to go watch some extreme pornography and then go to bed. Later gators.
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>>151328426
His sister?
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>>151328716
based
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>>151328716
Gator porn? Like U of F?
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>>151328716
Only thing on the net more mentally damaging then /hoc/
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>>151328372
>>151328407
he's a pretty boy who owns the most famous zoomer pussy
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/hoc/ needs an ambassador from the femcel community
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>>151328368
cope i just unhexed wolf in the snow
my flames will be back
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For all the hate Ned got for Game 1, I hope this puts things into perspective for everyone. If he hadn’t played that bounce as poorly as he did, the OT blunder doesn’t even happen and we also likely win that game. If we had gotten the goaltending today that we got against Vegas, we absolutely win this game. Still have hopes that Asky is our goalie of the future but this was a rough one. Likely not the last one for a young goalie settling into the NHL.

Bigger picture for me is Warso can talk about needing to finish games better all he wants. Until he can rally and coach the team to do that, it’s all just talk. The development of kids has been great but the Warso era Sharks are becoming known more and more for not being able to close out games when they have the opportunity. At this point, you know the guys on the bench are thinking about it as the clock ticks down and it shows by not being able to make the plays on the ice. This is a mental hurdle they need to work past sooner rather than later or it can be detrimental to a young team as the season progresses.

Tough first road game against the Canes. Hoping the boys can bounce back and we’re not looking at a long wait for that first win like last year
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Whole lotta words there
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knights rule
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Some people in here should just get strangled to death
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>add Marner
>Team starts to stink
I'm noticing something
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does the phrase "heads up play" come from hockey
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>>151328958
idk butt dangle and deke are hockey terms
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>>151328958
A play with awareness EI heads up required
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>>151328950
based nooticer
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My krakies :)
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>>151328950
cope he does a lot of behind the back passes to nobody surely somebody will show up soon to pick them up
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anyone want to overreact to the current standings with me?
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>tfw vegas fan
one of the worst contracts in the history of the planet
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>>151329023
so far so bad king
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>>151328950
Marner is a proven winner, a lockerroom presence, a natural leader, a man of true grit and strenght, the mental fortitude of a gladiator of the old.

>>151328636
Slick, easy and solid. Tbh it was a 9/10, my system is running in an optimal way currently.
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>>151328950
>Take away Marner
>Team loses 3-6 to the Redwings
Hmmmm I'm noticing something also >>151328988
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Keep trying to gary but accidentally marnering :/
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>fell asleep during the first and most boring period during Habs-Hawks game
fuck this timezones and timing bullshit
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>>151329147
Follow a west coat team and watch the games in the morning :)
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COPEY LOST TO THE FUCKIN KRACKHEADS! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
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>>151329113
>treliving.. my greatest asset :)
>you are the goy that does my bidding the best!
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>>151329178
He ruined by flames too!
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>>151329175
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>>151329164
the latest games still start at 4am and finish by 6-6:30am which is still shitty time desu
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>>151329216
Sorry fren, next Olympics we'll be the ones getting rekt by times zones
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pulju is a point per game player...
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>>151329253
Better to be consistent than hot and cold
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>>151329250
7 am eastern start time for the gold medal game (:
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>>151329263
same logic applies to marners
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>>151329253
>14 points in 13gp
who would have thought that he needed a chill french speaking market... and big ice. happy for him! he's got a strong finnish lineup with him though according to the internet though
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>>151329271
mountain time bros...
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>>151329282
Will he be in Milan
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The frequency and decibels of my marners as of late have been astounding. I'm in the best form of my life.
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Treliving is a gary agent designed to ensure no Canadian team wins the cup he ruined the flames is in the process of ruining the leafs and will move onto the habs or senators soon
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>>151329310
he's just like me except i ruin my toilet with marners
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>>151329299
He’s replacing Barkov
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>>151329250
true. can't wait tho, hope it'll be good hockey
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341 players scored a point this year
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I wish I was born in japan
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>>151329352
Retard
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>>151329324
Will he get the C as well?
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>>151329365
*sigh* I wouldn’t expect you to understand
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>>151329385
Yeah
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>>151329299
>>151329324
>>151329385
pulju is not invited
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>>151329416
Just like Barkovs russia
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>>151329429
nice bait
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>>151329446
Retard
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Johnny Gaudreau
Left Wing -- shoots L
Born Aug 13 1993 -- Salem, NJ
Died Aug 29 2024 [Age 31]
Height 5.09 -- Weight 163 [175 cm/74 kg]

Never forget RIP
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>>151329458
1993
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There’s an entire generation of sabres fans that have never seen their team make playoffs.
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>>151329484
And that’s a good thing
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Did everyone see that numale sabres fan crash out over the Sabres being shit? Lol
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>>151329495
literally me
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>crash out
annihilate all zoomers
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>>151329517
Cope
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>>151329331
Good luck to your Slovakia fren
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>>151329517
ubs arena, faggot.
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>>151329517
maybe on planet retard
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>>151329517
you want to analihate bedard?
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pretty sure my flames are trying to get mckenn, they arent actually this bad
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how does gary make it up and down the stairs of his mansion if hes old and frail and has parkinsons?
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>>151329545
They suck
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>>151329495
Id be pissed off too if I was a buffalo fan still
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>>151329548
He has his pet goys pick him up
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>>151329554
that's cap
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>>151329545
Would be based. he’s a flames fan
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>>151329548
gary can levitate
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>>151329545
No Calgary is that bad and they are propped up by Wolf trying not to commit suicide by keeping such a garbage team afloat.
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>>151329549
every year
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Huomenta
>laffs
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>>151329572
Wolf sucks and made them lose
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Wolf is better than prime Price
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Wolf literally blew the game and y’all still sucking him off goofy ahhh
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wolf sensed the flames desperation and fleeced management
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>>151329628
Only homophobe don't suck off their homies
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>>151329618
Retard
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>>151329618
back to your planet
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>>151329721
>posts /mlb/ in /hoc/
????
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>>151329525
thanks! good luck to you too. you're probably gonna win that group you're in tho
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phil kessel should be the next commissioner of the nhl
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phil's too fat
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>>151329807
I vote Chris
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>>151329835
yes, but he's more of a strongfat than a fat fat
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make gary and phil fight for the honor
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>>151329849
hemsworth?
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>>151329879
Sutter
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>>151329545
Don't be delusional, Gary will never.. NEVER give them the 1st overall, doesn't matter if they lose every game from now till the draft.

Its
>NEVER
happening

just be realistic about it, this is not a fair league, when was calgary ever given a break in the bettman era? never

if you want mckenna on this team bettman literally has to die first
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Is there any place that isn’t /hoc/ to talk about hockey online that isn’t filled with weird faggots? I went to a discord server for my team and it is rainbow gay and people talk about players being hot or referring to young players as their “babies” it is really fucking gay and weird. Mostly seems like gay zoomers who complain about goal horns and especially the Columbus cannon giving them trauma. It’s the reddit affiliated server but I’m banned on reddit and I don’t know where else to look.
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>>151329898
You either get one type of mental illness or the other. Your choice
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>>151329898
See if there is still a fan run bbs forum for your team.
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>>151329898
hfboards
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Demigod lmao. more like Demighost
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1993 is closer to the korean war than present day
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>>151330016
can it skate?
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>>151330024
yes
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>>151330016
why not just buy a dog
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>>151330030
wow
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>>151330016
those things carry bubonic plague
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>>151330038
whatevs we got the cure for that nowadays
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>Is better then skinner
>Oilers don't play him as the starter

Why?
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>>151330073
Because they’re retards
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>>151330073
>takes a pay cut so that Skinner can stay on the team
Why?
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Here. Have some quality hockey highlights to cleanse your eyes from all the dump and chase NHL shit you've been watching all day
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2YBA2rAwMnc
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>>151330099
Thanks sven :)
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>When you had to watch some of those games tonight...
>Jets struggled against the Kings
>Flames are shit we know that
>Canes had to struggle against the Flyers
>Devils are better than the Lightning why are the Lightning so mad at the Panthers when they suck complete fucking total ass???
>Penis
>Kitties
>Caps are better than your Islanders
>Canadiens??
>Laffs lol Laffs lol holy did you blow it it was 2-0.. it was the red wings lol what the fuck Laffs?
>Bruins should be better than the Sables
>Predators... how did you fuck that yup? Is Saros really still that fucking bad?
>Ohio team and the Minnesota Mild... Wow
>Stars and Avs... Rantanen is a game changer.. what else is there to say?
>Sharks shorked
>Canucks let Demko try to do all the work again
>Vegass and go Kraken
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>>151330129
Take that back
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>>151330143
Which one dipshit?
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>>151330101
You're welcome friend
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>>151330145
both
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go to bed north america bro, it's getting late
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>>151330145
You know which one. Take it back.
NOW!
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>>151330151
sorry binlan i'm an alcohol so i can't
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>>151330150
>>151330153
If I had to name the worst loss from my list I would be the Wild.. But I thought they were American.
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>>151330160
Wrong,
Take it back
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>>151330129
10 fuckin power plays
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>laffs
lmao
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my team is SHIT
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>>151330182
sorry 'bout that, flames fan
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>>151330181
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>>151330183
its ok i shouldnt have gotten my hopes up. feels bad because 04 was just before my time
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>>151330188
the retard throne
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>>151330188
if celebrini sat on that i'd drag my dick through a mile of glass just to suck the cock of whoever fucked him last
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>>151330187
>clean game
>lose lead slightly
>chimp out and collapse
many such >laffses
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>>151330194
i know players lie about their height, but that is a chair for tired phones
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>Misses the playoffs for a 15th straight year

What the fuck is their problem?
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>>151330202
>lie about their height
Just like my Wolf
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i'm gonna lose my mind with this oct to mai winter shit
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>>151330204
they mismanaged eichel
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>>151330211
try traveling for work
I may be surrounded by savage protohumans but at least I ain't shoveling snow
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>>151330229
what do you actually do
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>>151330229
>surrounded by savage protohumans
Why?
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>>151330247
he's a time traveler who works back in the olden days of cavemen times
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>>151330229
If I wanted that I'd move to the sunbelt
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If you don't score the opponent will score
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why was i not informed of this
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>>151330369
KWAB
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>>151330369
yeeeeeeeeeouch!
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>>151330211
Because you’re Indian
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>>151330419
silence sunbelter
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>>151330194
i have skittles and gatorade and i will share it with you. good boy
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Are Boston heading to the playoffs this year? I mean weren't they supposed to rebuild?
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For me it's blowing a 3-1 lead in the first round as the president's trophy winner
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>>151330480
nah they suck now
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>>151330507
just like my golden knights
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>>151330510
*golden marners
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shouldn't every team make the playoffs every second year on average
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>>151330450
I’m from Michigan
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>>151330528
what is the official food of michigan
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>>151330204
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>>151330528
>>151330552
Let's get cherry pie
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>>151330187
I unironically look exactly like this
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>>151330596
sexo
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Some random stranger told me I look dax flame
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>>151330232
construction/facilities contractor for DoS/DoD assets all over the world
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bad knight for the broship
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>>151330552
overhopped shitty double IPAs and fried perch or walleye
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>tfw Uvis Ballsofsteelinskis will have to tard wrangle Petry's corpse on the bottom pair for a month while Kuli is out
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>>151330629
>walleye
more of a wisconsin thing
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>>151330629
you really are american aren't you
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wheres jen
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>>151330672
On permanent mute.
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>>151330676
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>>151330672
At the shit gimmick for retards store
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>>151330619
>Department of War
Have you updated your letterhead yet?
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>>151330688
jen
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>>151330619
Answer my question anon >>151330229
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build a ladder if there's a wall

don't be afraid to marner and fall
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>>151330688
The shit gimmicks for retards store called, they're runnin outta you
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>>151330595
Why
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>>151330769
So we drive our Chevy to the levy
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>>151330777
but the levee was draisaitl
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>>151330642
retard
>>151330645
yes
>>151330690
I don't have to, I'm a contractor
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>>151330798
well, the good old boys should drink whiskey and rye then
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>>151330721
>>151330619
Meant this >>151330247
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>>151330798
That gif is so funny
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>>151330819
it's a gif of don cherry using the force to turn ron mcleans neck muscles into jello
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>>151330816
singin' this will be the day that the bruins fly
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>>151330016
What the hell is this rat thing
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hes just not ready
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>>151330880
it's the official animal of the NHL
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>>151330881
STOP THE COUNT
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>>151330881
well at least it's not 4.00 gaa right!
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>>151330016
Of course /hoc/ has a beta prey animal as its mascot. You're all rat cunts
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where is the webm of bedard's latest slutty topless interview?
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>>151330981
bedard is an ancient greybeard now. not worth lusting over. move on anon
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>>151330817
why what
what the fuck are you asking
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>>151330991
twink death is still at least four years away

>not beardard
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>>151331014
Who are you surrounded by anon? What is happening? Be specific
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>>151330927
weasels are predators
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>>151330947
I look exactly like this.
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>>151331069
close your mouth
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>>151331036
well I'm in a middle eastern country which has been occupied by the descendants of arabs and turks for thousands of years so um, yeah do with that what you will

>nothing works (power and internet outages 10x per day minimum)
>shitty satanic wailing on loudspeakers every night
>no traffic laws and therefore extremely shitty traffic
>trash everywhere
>no sidewalks
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>>151331094
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>>151331103
Thank you
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>golden showers
>mild
>laffs
kwab
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>go to work in an active war zone
>bitch about the traffic

Stop it, you've already proven that you're an American
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the tight wimmin wanna be with him gary hope he gets shot
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>>151331102
You are in a linguistically arabized country, not an Arab country.
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>>151331102
Literally noone watches hockey there though
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forget gary
nobody really knows how or why he rigs it so hard for the sunbelt it seems like he never has time for canada
because he
grubs for every dollar, every shekel
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>be me
>watch my laffies
>watch laffs lead game
>watch them take stupid penalties
>watch them lose game because of bad defense
>wonder if matthews is a bust after all
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who woulda thought he'd be the one to freeze alberta and break half their electrical grid
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Gary is a brave man if you think about it. CEOs are dropping like flies nowadays and he’s made a lot of enemies.
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it's like zionism is in his head every time before he rigs the conferences, rigs the divisions
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>>151331155
oh yeah big difference you're right
retard
>>151331158
I met a couple durka bros who watch hockey, I was like oh let me guess you root for whoever kadri plays for and they were like no fuck him we are maronite
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he's a floridian he's a chud
you won't believe the kind of shit that comes out of this jew's throat
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who woulda thought he'd be the one to set the western conference in flames
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>>151331219
Big difference actually. U think Serbs don’t have Turkish words mixed in their language because they got conquered?
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>>151330927
>>151331186
>>151331198
>>151331213
>>151331235
>>151331249
Your team is shit and run by retards.
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>>151331266
>anon can't into history and doesn't understand subjugation came with breeding rights (aka rape)
retard
better stick to hockey discussion, hopefully you're better in that department lmao
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>>151331191
Stay scarred mate.
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>>151331270
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>>151331297
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>>151331235
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>>151331301
Kek he actually said this?
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>>151331311
That's not actually Trudeau, he has like a neckbeard now
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trudeau is fucking katy perry in her ass, mouth, and face right now
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>>151331319
good morning saar
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What a histrionic fair weather fanbase if they require copes and soothing this early
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no flames hoki until tuesday
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>>151331350
doused
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>>151331355
:(
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>>151331341
twitter is for and by cat ladies
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>>151331363
avs fanbase is and always will be cat ladies
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>>151331363
Duh where else would I find Avalanche content
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>no games in Sweden for 5 days because of fucking CHL noone cares about
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>>151331404
Löven vs. MoDo on friday is GOTW :)
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>>151331404
i thought it was a big event over there in eurohoc?
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>>151330016
Those things turn you latino
>>
absolute horseshit wordle today. What was formerly the saving grace of nyt games became a parody of itself today, completely removed by element of skill and ultimately became a random guessing game with four letters locked in three tries deep. Horseshit
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>>151331434
horsemarner*
please use /hoc/ language when in /hoc/
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>>151331444
I was led to believe we didn't call those that here anymore? Also why you defending nyt? So you know wyna liu????
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>>151331434
a streak breaker for sure
i mean i got it in 4, but we cant all be me
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>>151331452
yeah, we used to go out. she saves her best puzzles for rainy days
>>
two shit teams but the flylols ot-winner was goalie interference
>>
YOU CAN TELL ME THAT MARNER MEANS SOMETHING ELSE
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>>151331458
there are literally infinite words that end with those four letters, absolute horseshit of the highest level (connections was for 40iqs today, if you didn't solve in 15 seconds delete the app)
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YOU CAN LOOK INTO MY EYES AND PRETEND ALL YOU WANT THAT IT MEANS NICOLAS ROY
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stunk up the /hoc/ bathroom with my mornin' marner
sorry boys
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>>151331434
>*btfos you thoroughly*
KWAB
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So what’s going wrong with Vegas? Losing to even the Kraken now?
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>>151331526
cope marner's heating up
>>
>>151331542
Yes he does indeed look like microwaved shit but the question is why?
>>
choose your destiny

flawless marner

choose your destiny

flawless marner
>>
Good morning /hoc/
>laffs
>rags
>>
marner kombat 2 for snes was the best
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>>151331636
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I'm old greg!
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>>151331649
I don't want to see your mangina, thank you
Thanks, Old Greg
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Yikes
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>>151331644
post the draisaitl one
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>>151331741
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>pulju has a goal =D
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>only one shit game today
Wow thanks Gary
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>>151331780
you say that now, but maybe miller decapitates ovechkin
>>
Maximum piss. Minimum cock. The National Hockey League.
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>>151331734
if i were an nhler, id hate the media so much i wouldn't be able to do postgame stuff
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>>151331789
More like Ovechkin falls on him and breaks Miller's penis
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>>151331765
is servette playing in the spengler this year?
>>
Teams that haven’t lost yet
>Panthers
>Bruins
>Canes
>Stars
>Kraken
Teams that haven’t won yet
>Lightning
>Sabres
>Flyers
>Islanders
>Blackhawks
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>>151331191
Mathews isnt a bust hes just overrated everywhere but /hoc/ and that includes the leafs coaching/management .
If he wasn't marketed as the star and was just a 2nd line goal machine everyone would love and respect him.
>>
Foppa lost weight
>>
Our boy Nicky Roy had a good game last night as a solo effort
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>>151331847
AIDS
>>
>>151331839
dunno, it's like two and a half months away though
So, has anyone even talked about seeding? I haven't heard anything
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>>151331839
>>151331916
https://www.collegehockeynews.com/news/2025/10/09_College-Hockeys-Roster-For.php

Very excited to see the college roster for their first Spengler Cup, though, that caught my eye earlier in the week
>neat
>>
Huomenta on a rainy morning
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>>151331960
It's a wet one, alright
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>scoreless draw in Davos
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>>151331951
that's pretty cool
it's a cozy tournament
>>
I’ve heard the Olympics will be played on an NHL sized rink is this true?
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>>151332041
source?
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>>151332046
It’s what they’re saying on hfboards
>>
Good morning /hoc/. Here are your remaining contenders in the 2025 KWAB Cup after yesterday's Frozen Frenzy
>>
christ almighty, that was the tastiest marner i've ever smelt.
>happy thanksgiving
>>
Good morning, /hoc/.

>laffs
>>
the 82-0 dream is Torontover
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>>151332041
The World Juniors are going on at the same time
> This is a busy fucking season for ice hockey
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>>151332087
As a leaf lifer I am just shocked
>>
>>151332096
Next, they're going to be telling us it isn't our year or something
>>
>>151332087
Jen. Their D is true shit. Depth is confused. And they're slipping back into the jailbreak offense, with all the lafftards sucking each other's dicks over Rielly "jumping into the rush".
>>
>>151332078
Blots, Sabres, and my Islanders are the only teams with 0 points
Clearly, the highest rated and my favorites for the Final Four
>>
>>151332145
anyone sucking someone's dick over reilly is legitimately brain damaged.
>>
>>151332145
My favourite play last night was when Riley had a killer 4 check and got possession in the Detroit end but he couldn't do fuck all with it since the other 4 leafs had no awareness and were content to just camp centre ice
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Can you guess which team this is?
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>>151332168
It's lafftards, so this is completely normal.
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>>151332180
Kraken
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>>151332180
Mammoth and Kraken are both correct answers at least. Maybe Minnesota too? They might've won a Division championship though.
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>>151332078
tampa bay. all the other teams are known to be shit
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>Head coach wouldn’t mind “never playing Dallas again.”

>Norris winner “at this point it’s not really frustrating anymore because we know what to expect when we play them”

>2nd best player in the world “I guess the fans gotta boo us more >:(“

These guys are mentally OWNED by the Dallas Stars.
>>
>>151331843
what if matthews just isnt a true 1C?
>>
>>151332214
>>151332241
Good guesses but the correct answer was Columbus Blue Jackets.
>>
>>151332301
Mark my words that Rantanen trade will be the Avalanche’s curse of the bambino
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>>151332301
rantanen has their number :)
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>>151332328
Time for a relocation, Gary
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Right in the McNuggets
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>>151332421
that's why you wear a jockstrap, boys
>>
why is Dylan's head canon so gay
>>
>>151332535
I don't know who that is and I'm very proud of that
>>
>>151332535
>me when I don’t know what headcannon means
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>>151332535
Because he’s gay
>>
Man imagine losing to the Kongs barely beating the Shorks and then getting beat by the kraken. It’s giving 2024-2025 Nashville
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>>151332551
Dylan is one of Our friends
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>>151332612
All while thier simp deeply believes that this is their year
>>
makes sense that a raped retard would consider dylan a friend
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>>151332621
All my friends are named anon
>>
I met Brock Lesnar at the Co-Op in Carlyle on Thursday and he told me that the UFC is a work
>>
>>151332612
I couldn't imagine that because my Bruins are undefeated
>>
>>151332666
really?
>>
>>151332695
Yea
>>
Ok so apparently Dallas will be unveiling their new alternates on Tuesday at the home opener
>>
no one asked dilly
>>
Dummy took a penalty last night when he was on a breakaway. Wtf?

>laffs
>maximum laffs
>>
>>151332705
I asked me
>>
Who is the biggest dummy in the league now that Nick Ritchie is gone?
>>
>>151332885
no milly dilly
>>
>>151332885
rempe
>>
>>151332885
leafs should've drafted him
>>
>>151332885
Stuart Skinner
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>>151332885
Marner
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lol rent free
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>>151332885
Last 2 digits
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>>151332885
the maximum dummy is probably top-5
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>>151332974
>74
Skinner confirmed
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>>151332976
*scores 70 points with the habs somehow*

*refuses to elaborate*
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>>151332952
>>151332974
Confirmed
>>
>>151332301
>>2nd best player in the world “I guess the fans gotta boo us more >:(“

Draisaitl said that?
>>
>>151333010
It does sound like something he would say



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