Suga in his tank edition
Gentle reminder: it's only too late if you don't change.
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>>151328129I like Weili but she deflated her division.
>>151328114
>>151328165I'll deflate your division, pal
This thread was handcrafted for sneedy b
since OJ had van pantojadont act like I never told ya
Why did Brasil boo Paulo?
How much money do you win betting 1000 dollars on Gane by decision?
>>151328242he sucks. brazil only accepts winners.
>>151328242Who would cheer on a man with hair plugs?
>>151328242Just answered that in the last thread >>151328193
>>151328245https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2V3CfD8TPac
>>151328273All i know about his political views is he supported Bolsonaro during his presidency, is the mma fanbase in brasil not overwhelmingly conservative (in alignment with Paulo) like it is in the west?
>>151328321Very funny, very funny indeed. But supposing Gane does win by decision, as he is likely to do, I presume there would be excellent odds on such a wager. That was my main point.
>>151328273the issue with Paulo is he values himself much more than the UFC values him, and fans largely don't care about him anymore because many of his fight fall through and there are often pre-fight shenanigans like weight misses or negotiating roundsPaulo is going to end up being a relatively forgotten fighter because his inflated ego makes him think he has leverage when he really has none. his last fight was Kopylov, who's no longer even ranked, for God's sake. and he's like 36 so he won't be making any sort of deep run
if topuria is so good, why hasn't he beaten someone like gamrot?
Paulo will always be my boy.
>>151328273His Bolsonaro ties are known but what about his "angel without wings/ fighter x is gay" social media game would upset Brazilian people?
>Very funny, very funny indeed. But supposing Gane does win by decision, as he is likely to do, I presume there would be excellent odds on such a wager. That was my main point.
>>151328377To me, he’ll always be that guy Adesanya beat.
>>151328405*raped
>>151328394What the fuck that was exactly what I just said verbatim!
Guru is constantly implying Merab is on EPO, that fat ugly retard is really starting to piss me off. Duplicitous cunt he is too, switching up and pretending to like Merab too while pulling this - you ain't slick!
Wtf I just bet all my money on Gane to win by decision and he got heemed like a bitch
>>151328499Gane has never been heemed before, unlike Aspinal who has gotten finished multiple times.
Tom will win a Khamzat vs Dricus type decision against Gane and Guru will cope for months about how it isn't the same and that it's somehow a better performance than Jon subbing Gane.
Nobody gets em seething like Bon Gamin
Bet a grand on Tom busting his knee again in the first 15 seconds.
>>151328566Bookies HATE him
Just found this out heembros, our boy Yousri is fighting on the next card. Can't wait for him to make the Gothic vampire shadow queen waifu regret her decision to reject his proposal.https://youtu.be/LpYjQp9Bl4Q?t=976>>151328339Yep, as for what political spectrum the mma fanbase here mostly falls in, I'm not sure really but I suspect it's more balanced than the conservative bias it has in the US. But even if it is a similar case to America, the people who don't like or criticize Paulo will still follow him on his activities and his UFC career, even if just to shittalk him after he loses, so he would still, and does indeed get a lot of flack on his social media from the opposing political spectrum after a loss. To be honest, considering how much he's been targeted and mocked, specially after the Adesanya fight, I can see where he's coming from and his choice to be more in contact with his foreign fans.>>151328350I think the UFC does value him and still sees potential with his character. Dude was still getting big fights like fighting Strickland despite being on a losing streak, a lot of that has to do with the fact he's a marketable guy with a strong image, a funny persona and usually does bring pretty exciting fights. Even now, I think if he gets another expressive win he may just be looking at the possibility of a titleshot. He has beef with Khamzat so there's a story there. Somehow the path still feels shorter with him and he seems to be in a pretty good relation with the UFC now. Despite not having the best record the dude has a name so he can land himself in big fights more easily.>>151328378I found it weird early on, but that was just me. Nowdays I just laugh with everyone else, but he does engage in the usual twitter bickering with random people and haters. Being retarded, or pretending to be retarded on twitter often works with some people.
*hides post*
>>151328242Forget about what the what other hueanon said, people mostly dislike him because he memes on other brazillian fighters when they lose.
>>151328273Why do so many Brazilian fighters support Israel so much? Does it have something to do with Bolsonaro also supporting them or something else?
>>151328242>It was announced during the main card that Sanko will be taking over Rogan's duties at UFC321 Gane vs Aspinall, NOT Bisping.That's what happens when you bully little John Gooden.
>>151328773It's an evangelical protestant thing, just like in the US.
>>151328757Yeah, now we know you read the whole thing buddeh
>>151328813weird
>>151328819You'd be wrong!
Just how good is Ilia Topuria?>inb4 piggy spam
luquebros what the fuck was that
>>151328878What's this all the guys who fucked you this year?
>>151328773I recall Michel Pereira walking out once with an Israeli flag. To be honest I don't think they know a lot about Israel, I think plenty of them who just come to train or start living and learning the life style in the US might just be doing it because they feel like it's an american thing to be allied with Israel. Michel was walking out with a Brazilian and US flag before that to show his origin and the place he has embraced. But in some cases it might be the Bolsonaro/conservative alignment like you're mentioning.>>151328763There's that too. And Paulo's personality often rubs people in the wrong way, some people do think he's somewhat arrogant or prepotent, so his downfall has been rejoiced by haters.
>>151328892You literally have sex with individuals that were assigned male at birth.
Divisons shoukd be based on erect cock volume
>>151328986The fuck does "assigned male at birth" even mean my nigga?
Me after the Karolina fight
>>151329020Seems pretty self explanatory?
>>151329063Why did he say this? He was an extremely mid journeyman. Should’ve put some effort in while you were active buddy!
>Dustin Poirer is 36Why retire ya fuckin can if it makes you so upset. Retard. Poatan is 38.
>>151329071Does it?
Dustbin vs colby is the fight to make
>>151329020I think it must mean there was a female born and the soi parents told the doctor to "assign" the baby as male. So he's saying you have sex with those weird goth chicks that identify as male and non binary. Like goth girls with hairy pussies and hairy armpits and hairy legs.
>>151329105That's true actually I did have sex with one of them before. She was a burn victim.
>>151329077He just got asked if he misses fighting on Xwitter
>>151328129I want to marry zhang weili
gane has recently posited that you can create a two-way translation between periods and L-functions by recasting periods and L-functions in terms of a pair of geometric spacesaspinallbros, our response?
>>151329063He must not be taking this very well
"Wow I can't believe how shit Gamrot's striking is" -Olivera
>>151328414>women's light heavyweight will never happenwhy even live?
>>151329169Gamrot did outstrike Charles.
>short notice fighter losti can't believe it
>>151329225How much did you win betting smart guy?
>>151329198lol nah. he gamrot got smashed by elbows and had his head spun around backing up the whole time. his little flurries did not even make oliveira's hair move. Which he can hit hard sometimes, like against Dookie Dan. But he was too scared to throw any power for fear of getting heemed this fight.
I TOLD YOU FAGGOTS, CHARLES CTEMAXXED AND WON, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND IT YET, BUT YOU WILL
>>151329166prove it
>>151329020It's just wokespeak for male. It's away to make the fact that damn near every cell in your body has certain chromosomes a trivial little roadblock that you can deny based on how you feel
>>151329261I'm not sure I understand still but thanks for trying to explain it to me.
>>151329252He'll lose his next fight. He's a .500 fighter against non-bums.
>>151329298Off course, Max is of a higher caliber of fighter.
>>151329333Max is ass, can't even remember his last good win. Arnold Allen?
>>151329343Charles won coinflips fights with Garth and Dustbin, Max dominated them.
>>151329361Wow Dustin and Justin? Crazy.
>>151329343volk
>>151329389Just pointing out how Max did better against Charles best wins. It's hard to make goodwinscel understand eyetestchads.
To everyone who picked Montel Jackson: What's it like being STUPID?
met jdm
How is Tom going cope after he wakes up from the Gane heem?
>>151328878you bet against islam for the moicano fight?
How many people in /heem/ are poor?
>>151329613define poor
>>151329615not having nice things
i made this picture by myself
ok fine it was a collaborational effort but at least we were on the same page
>>151329627we have heem
>>151329169Poorier ruined Gamrot's career. He stole everything from him. Used him as his wrestling dummy to get taught all his secrets (yet selfishly never teaches gamrot how to strike) then tells Dana that HE should get all the big fights and a bazilion title fights instead of Gamrot. All so he can buy his Jezebel of a wife more jewelry and vacations to exotic locations. Dustbin Soirier is a bad person.
>yfw jon heems alex on the white house lawn
>faggy jon>heeminglmao
>>151329722You are so furious and hispanic right now
>>151329668Alex unironically knocks Jon the fuck out.
>>151329743
Jon Jones went to decision with Anthony Smith.
3 years later there hasn't been a single fight better than Teixeira vs Prochazca yet. Why is this "sport" so garbage?
>>151329753Jon looked like an old gay man in his last fight with bad joints
*enters the thread*
I was hyped for Alvarez but truth be told he loses to everyone at the top
Running away from a 42 year old coming off the couch because you were getting outboxed is crazy work desu
>>151329780You and your family are very Angry and ConfusedYou're Jealous and you're Upset
>>151329780You're a Stupid Loser, you're Trash.
>>151329786Why would I be jealous of a gay ass nigger
>is crazy work
behold, the son of the illuminated
>>151329828What an ugly retarded mutt.
>>151329800Because you're stupid as fuck, and your mom's a dumb, fat whore?
i dont care bitch
Rate my car>/heem/ fears the samurai
>two bums standing and banging is more exciting than a high level chess match o algo.
>>151329861
Japanese cars are slop.
Daniel "Dirty Coon" Cormier
>>151329840You sound like a dumb fat nigger
>>151329869I can tell you're overweight
>>151329892Calm down there Mohammad, don't you have a call to prayer coming up? LOL, fuck you, you fuckin' dumbas brown skinned sack of shit. I'll heem you and your whole fuckin' crew
>>151329907That's the jeet bong not the paki one.
>>151329837turn your monitor on bro
>>151329907>>151329924You’re the ones defending a fat gay black man not me. I don’t know what political persuasions you have but you might as well be libtards.
>>151329892Ah, yes, The Brown Man's Post. The Bargain of the Brown. The Brown Skinned Hoodlum. The Nasty Bandit.
>>151329613there are at least two finnish flags that post here
I bruised my rib after rolling onto something on my bed. It killed for weeks. Ank fought with a broken rib cage and Pereira celebrates his "victory".
so the big question lads, is kk flushed enough to move to onlyfans yet or do you think she's going to do a tour of /sleem/ and /knuck/ first? my initial thoughts are that it would be a mistake for her to keep getting heemed for money but i would like to see her in a face off against crystal pittman
>>151328414>>151329194Abolish weight cutting for my queens
SHARTLES 'POOPOO BRONX' DUNGLIVEIRA HAS DONE IT AGAIN
>>151330136Bro she literally has vag pics on OF
>>151330162CHARM OLIVERMARSHIN, YOU SKINNY SON OF A BITCH
YOUF NASTY, FILTHY SONS OF WHORES! HA! I GROW TIRE OF YOU*empty arena scare*I SHOWIN YOU NOW, WHAT A BOOTY DADDY IS
You niggas is more redundant than John Cena wearing camouflage
Ilia really is just trying to live Conor's life. He forgot that Giorgina's family are rich, so she doesn't really have any incentive to stay with him after he cheats, unlikely Dee with Conor
>>151328129Damn
>>151330248He’s a better fighter with a better legacy than Conor
>>151330259Reminder that he offered Conor a fight opportunity but Conor is a scared, busted old man that can't do anything even if he wanted to.
>>151330271Facts
Congratulations to Mateus Gamrot, one of the greatest lightweights of the night.
THE CHAMPION HAS A NAME, which is not "Charles Oliveira" but still he is a great fighter who will be missed after he retires, brazilians are too sovlful
>>151328273yeah makes sense. was baffling to find out he's being booed that much despite being well liked by general audience.
Gambeast at full camp will heem
>>151329776*follows you in*
Charles should be offered the title shot.And then Gaethje.And then Charles again.And then Gaethje again.And if Ilia is still champ after all that, then maybe Paddy can get teh shot.
yeah I have seen enough. book a title shot in December for Charles.
