Shania's boyfriend edition
/hoc/ sieve edition
we do not bully pups here
>>151333115
wolfie :)
>>151333144O T T E R T T E R
how could qatar possibly make ohio worse
Compare Demko and Wolf yesterday to see the difference between s great goalie and an AHL manlet
>>151333235we don't bully pups here
Wolf struggles with high shots because he's a midget
>>151333144based
>>151328202 #Interesting. The Germans stole 200k blonde-haired, blue-eyed Polish/500k Slavic kids during WWII to germanize. Whole thing was a social engineering gay op beginning with WWI and the Germans are the biggest Jews to ever exist..
>>151333205By making Columbus an international city
>>151333285last time I was in Columbus I went to buy darts but the gas station was under lockdown because a black had just robbed it
>>151333302Thats our Columbus
My oilers were nice with it last night. Excited to see them manhandle the rags on Tuesday
>>151333115Wolf dating Twain is what the nhl needs to grow the game
Bobby Brink is a manlet and I hope someone smashes his face into the boards
>>151333341>4 GAAThat don't impress her much
>>151333363Rude
>>151333333
>>151333371Wolf can ask her out after winning the vezina
EXPERIENCE KENNY HOLLAND HOCKEY >Cody Ceci and Brian Dumoulin (signed for a combined $8.5M on July 1) have played 37 minutes together so far at 5v5 for the #GoKingsGo>They are:>Down 0-5 in goals>Down 0.6 to 1.8 in xGoals>Down 8 to 23 in shots on goal>Down 21 to 44 in shot attempts
>>151333403
From the sheer cliff of nose hill to the bow river valley. We are are #wolfpack
get fucked, newfies
Flashback, warm nightsAlmost left behindSuitcase of memoriesTime after time
>>151333302People are moving there
>>151333444what is the kings record?
Tree still hasn't posted his Haters Guide for this season.
I'm a twisted fuckin psycho
>>151333464How much nose candy do they have in nose hill
>>151333444Lol I posted the urinating tree reddit comment so funny!
And the wagon jumpers negative nilly haters are back in full force. Fans across league look at these jokers and say to themselves that they are clueless on hockey. Do they even see what is going on in whole picture? Obviously not. Notice it is always the same group of whiners, hill really sucked in this game, marner let in the winning goal. The two new d men pair are not seamless, give me a break, it takes time to gel as a team, we have new line combos, over one third of d men group have turned over. Cassidy’s system is not easy to learn, it took no 7 over a year to finally get it.
>>151333529same, but I can also be the sweetest guy you've ever met
AWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>151333409/hoc/ is washed
Compare demko a loser goalie to another loser goalie wolf and you can see why the oilers are the only worthwhile team in western Canada.
>>151333553I just don’t think Marner is what Vegas needed. They fell for the leaf media hype. Also Stone is incredibly washed the fuck out.
>>151333566>55.2% chance of making the ploffsthat seems right. lol at the soilers having better odds than the stars, avs, and knights tho
>lol at the soilers having better odds than the stars
>>151333703>hmmm why does this team that destroys the stars have higher odds than them…
>>151333703The Soilers got much worse in the offseason
>>151333657Colorado has won 1 playoff round in the last 3 seasons and traded their 3rd best player to a team that always beats the shit out of them
>>151333703>Fighting up hill while under weightRetard should have watched Revenge of the sith
>>151333732>winning is losing
>>151333703Uncanny
>>151333748Looks like an inbred freak like most southerners
>>151333764
>>151333747I don’t think you can confidently predict anything in an Olympic year desu. We’ll see how things shake out after that
>>151333775nice backpedal
>>151333723By that logic Panthers should have higher odds than Oilers if you believe it should be based on last seasons results
>>151333703
>>151333890
>>151333770Good Massachusetts boy
>>151333856Panties best player suffered a major injury otherwise they would easily be first
>>151333928He looks appalachian
>>151333856except the panthers literally lost all the stats in that series. they won in spite of their gameplay not because of it.
>>151333764Dixie's are based and the south will rise again
>>151333997They worship nigs.>bro, slavery was based, look at all these powerful tyrones and jamals we have
>>151333997The south literally only exists cause they wanted slaves good riddance they only lasted 4 years btw what a joke
>>151333770jack muttchel
>>151333987
THE NIIIIGHT THEY DROVE OLD DIXIE DOWN
>>151333115He does not look like he would keep one warm in the middle of the night.
>>151334060Keep watching surface level hockey kiddo
>>151333987>if you win you lose Oh no no no no no
>>151333987this is habs level-delusion, impressive, we might see an even more deranged oiler crowd this year
>>151334084cope he's warm
>>151334028They have a separate culture from the north and have been mistreated by Washington heavily both before and after the war >>151334023Festish of enslaved black males came out of California in the 20th century .The real pre war south was all about based bed wenching
>>151334156hes ice cold according to this
IT IS OFFICIALLY SNOWING IN THE MOUNTAINS OF IDAHOAUTUMN AND WINTER WEATHER HAVE FINALLY RETURNED, HUZZAH>Please feel free to toast our good fortune and please drink responsibly
>>151334129They’re gonna riot when they get bounced in the 2nd round
>>151334181Cope, he's heating up with Hubey
>>151334213It also snowed on the plains of Calgary
2 x $905K for Gadjovich. Holy shit MASTERCLASS
>>151334221>2nd roundMarner isn't fixing that team
>>151334314Cool, might book a ski trip
My Jackies :)
>>151334289yeah, not shaniathanks for coming out
>>151333741and yet they're still better than the SOILERS
>>151334213>>151334314No snow here until December :(
I think it's safe to say my Bruins won't be drafting McKenna, I wonder who they can get at 32
Even Johnston was bullying Avs
>>151334434>only team to lose a playoff series to the krakenFactually incorrect
>>151334444It’s so weird where I am it’ll snow before or on Halloween and then usually nothing until late December or January
>>151334498pussy move collaring a guy with 2 other people dragging him down
What part of DC are you from
>>151334530Well Colorado is known as the soft pusy team so it's important to use moves designed for them
>>151334539Reston
>>151334506good point, no cups
>>151334539Pennsylvania avenue
>>1513345675 cups actually
>>151334539DC needs to be abolished
>>151334530They shouldn’t have tried starting shit then.
>>151333115The problem with wolf is that he has the brains but he doesn't the touch
>>151334416Crosby has taught the league that women are a distraction. You need to focus on teammates, Men, real dudes if you want to be leader.
>>151334599I like the museums
Wolf impress me much
>>151334605I think he's alright
>>151334416cope shania is married
>>151334600dullass took the instigation penalty for that fight
Why do they all live in soulless mansions where everything is sterile?
>>151334617The uboat in the Smithsonian is a cool display Space shuttle too
>>151334656Clutter is for poorfags.
>>151334656Gooncave isn't clean
>>151334650Fight was in response to an after the whistle hit on Miro.
To EdmontonHughesDemkoTo VancouverWe stop asking for a pipeline for 10 years
>>151334656They pay "experts" who tell them thats the "hip" way to decorate
Wolf haters are going to look so stupid once he shakes the rest of the rust off
>>151334691why isnt miro fighting thenwhy are all of dullass's players pussys
>most goals against>most 5x5 goals against>worst goal differential>worst 5x5 goals differentialFLAMESLAMES
>>151334706ya It's only going up from here
>>151334710wolf? more like pup
>>151334706This, so much this
>>151334710R U L EULE
>>151334100
what is a horse power play?
>>151334708>why are Dallas players sticking up for eachother?Because PDB is finally gone
>>151334740yeah miro cant fight his own battles so he needs some plug to do it
Marchenko had a hat trick last night!
>$11.6m a year>is shitI hate him so, so much.
>>151334756Problem?
>>151334776i thought you 'couver fans said he was angry and out for revenge this year?
>>151334776Pay him more
>>151333550I just pulled it from gayfreshhockey actually.Sorry your team is officially shit and officially ran by a retard
>>151334790He said he was mad and that he gained 100kg over the summer. I don’t understand why he’s still a lazy pussy.
>>151334816over 100kg hot damn
>>151334776Should have got rid of Miller when he was trying to force Horvat off the team
>>151334776Still dealing with the psychic damage miller cause by asking him not to drag his ass in practice
Handegg is on so it’s prime time to go to the gym
>>151334787yeah, miro is a pussy bitchand here is a webm of bischel acting like a pussy bitch
>>151334656shes a gold digger
>>151334868>last season We already established they weren’t allowed to fight per PDB instructions and besides Bich had just gotten out of concussion protocol
our steelies on :)
>>151334926>besides Bich had just gotten out of concussion protocoltalk shit get hit
>>151334940Isn’t that what you were just seething about? Pick a lane
>>151334925she gonna dig that gold with her massive chin?
>>151334925She ain't messin' wit no broke broke
>>151334925Clearly not a silver nickel alloy digger
>>151334964why was being said here?>>151334498that 3 stars needed to step in?
time for Reggies
>>151335021>noooo don’t touch him leave him alone I hope he sees this bro
>>151335061no talk then?tyfyc
>tfw Gary's henchment try to make eye contact with you to invite you to a surprise penis inspection at the restroom
dem steelies are on
>>151335178:)
I only watch football on Thanksgiving and during the Super Bowl.
>>151335212No one asked
>>151335212don't think anybody asked or cares
>>151335229>>151335232Fax
>>151335283you're fucking boring and post like an underage bud
>>151335283kwab you got btfo bud
Only 2nd game of the season and le angry youtube man is already having a meltdown.
>>151335326His income is based on having angry meltdowns .
>p-p-pleease have mercy on m-me!!
>>151335326he has a meltdown everytime the laffs lose, this is old news
>>151335326He should be, they look like shit. the only reason the Detroit game wasn't a blowout is because of Stolarz and by all metrics they should have lost the game against Montreal.They look flat and lazy, defensively they play like they can't be bothered.
Born: Steve Jacob Dangleheimer-Schmidt
>>151334213Nigger
>>151335409Wow thats my name too
>>151335212Me too! I usually nap a lot after eating all that turkey on Thanksgiving though
>>151335409That's my name, too
Big brains on /hoc/ hate on Alberta separation but love the racist confederacy
>>151335326Blowing a 2 goal lead to a bottom feeder like the Yzerplan will do that to you
>>151335453your name is Wang Dong Singh
My name is Yon Yonson, I live in Wisconsin. I work in a lumber yard there. The people I meet as I walk down the street, They say "Hello!" I say "Hello!" They say "What's your name?" I say: My name is Yon Yonson...
>hey, neat... a Kurt Vonnegut reference
>>151335544only book by him i've read was cat's cradle and it was based. i bought slaughter house five but it's just sitting on the shelf
>>151335474Its just Realpolitik by Canadian nationalists
I’m not an oilers fan but it’s funny how everyone is hating on them the last couple seasons and we keep achieving success regardless of our “shit team”
>>151335691>not an oilers fan>"we"choose
>>151335639Everything Kurt every published is based and if you have slaughter5, you should read it right now
>>151335740Samir chooses to be a seething schizo.
>Kurt Vonnegut>Vonnegut later credited Ida Young, his family's African-American cook and housekeeper during the first decade of his life, for raising himNo wonder why /hoc/ loves this hippie so much
>>151335691They hate us cuz they ain’t usSimple math
>scoreless first intermission in Charlottetown
1 9 9 3
>>151335887Gary's trying to help them but they're all shit teams for retards.
>>151335933Just like my Islanders
>>151335933Even my soilers? (Who I'm not a fan of ok).
FIVE[5] BONG AND CHANGE UNTIL PUCK DROP AT MADISON SQUARE GARDEN BE ADVISED
>rags
Did he ever livestream it?
>>151334650No they didn’t lol it was 5 for fighting for each dumbass
>>151334656why don't they living in a traditional castle/mansion?
>>151336451Move the fuck on already jesus
McCabe - Tanev Rielly - CarloBenoit - Ekman-Larsson
>>151335740>everyone I don’t like is an oilers fan Schizo detected
>>151336519the J man has nothing to do with your silly seat licking shenanigans and I'll ask you kindly not to take his name in vain again
>>151336519Not until you deliver, faggot.
> Samir detected
>>151335691Stanley cups?President's trophies?Division titles?
>when your shit team loses to the Kraken so you come to /hoc/ as your Canadian oilers fan alter ego the next day
>>151336481What's wrong with Downtown living? A modest 2 million for a penthouse within walking distance of the arena
>>151336451what was the greatest ice /hoc/key moment (all of hockey not just here) of /sp/ of all time?
>>151336564>xhe scrambles for the no u
>>151336768Hongcouver riot
>>151336729edmonton downtown is full of junkies
>>151336768Any >laffs moment desu.
>just like my most dangerous Islanders lead
>scorefull draw in Niagara
>>151336768when columbus swept tampa in the first round and at the same time the islanders swept the penguinsbrooms of justiceclose runner up would be the blues assfucking boston for the stan lee and remaining the champions for 3 years straight as the following two cups weren't canon3rd would be nedjelkovich scoring on himself
>>151336805What downtown isn't? Honestly, list a few
>>151336612>>151336633>>151336791keep doubting it’s a great look back as I screencap your posts when the oilers do well again!
>fourfull draw in Brantford
>>151336968Brampton sir
>>151337016Bulldogs, the Brantford Bulldogs, ladplaying the 67s today
>>151337051Thank you kindly brother
>>151337111checked
>>151333144Very based. I fall asleep it was too late. I like how even the games we dont deserve to win, we win like the Panthers.
>marner leaves toronto>toronto becomes worse>marner joins vegas>vegas becomes worseWhat a special player
dem Steelies are winning at halftime :)
>>151337186Can’t get a touch down vs the browns ):
>>151337177He's a 100% certainty for Milan and I don't know how to feel about that
>Mitch is a taint to every team he visits
I’m not waiting one more day im eating the pie
>>151337271enjoy it lad. you got vanilla ice cream or whipped cream?
>>151337271You got some whipped cream?
>>151337206only thing that matters is the Dub (w)
>A.A. commercials on my OHL feedNeat, does Canada have a drinking problem?
Please describe the ducks vs sharks game to me
>>151337397>AAAre you sure it wasn't m.a.d.d? Never seen a AA commercial before
raiders play today
>>151337441it's pronounced raidies
>>151337397During the Christmas season the Winnipeg feed was showing commercials telling people to schedule out their drinking days.
>>151336929>oilers do wellJen, they can't even do it with Gary's help.
>>151337450kek. based and true
>>151337408https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_B0CyOAO8y0
>>151337436No, it was an AA commercial for their online session service very 21st Century >again, during the Sudbury-Niagara game on OHL/FLOhockey
>>151337500steelies and kwabland trading fieldiesour TJ had a good sack though
muh reggies aren't showing up in Charlottetown, lads sort of a let down =\
>>151337513AA was where my sister met her husband
>>151337726Shame on her for taking advantage of the weak
>>151337726their poor children
I haven't been >rags like that since grade school
>>151337800their kids are almost guaranteed to be retarded and crippled
Our Steelies :))
>>151337816Just like my Islanders
Only one shit game today
I don’t get being addicted to someone just stop doing it
>>151337857I didn't know you guys had Aaron Rodgers
>>151338136I become addicted to any girl who fucks me even after they stop doing me
JLMI
>>151338185I’m gay
>>151338136I'M A DICKI'M ADDICTED TO YOU
>>151338305I'm a leafs fan too
>>151338305Are you addicted to being gay?
>>151337816>>151337945i shouldn't be laughing at this
He must return to the pumpkin patch
>scoreless draws
Dallas is a problem. We’re still very early into the season so I’m not going to go off the deep end with this but Dallas is going to be a problem. They were last year in the playoffs even with players out on injury and they will continue to be. While I believe we outplayed them, yet again, Dallas won last night. They don’t need that many scoring chances either which seems to be how they squeak by us every time and it’s frustrating. While we do need to capitalize on more chances and our power play it seems as though we are still missing a key aspect to have the confidence we will beat them going into the 26 playoffs. I don’t miss Miko Rantanen, imo he’s a one trick pony who relies on doing the same thing over and over again, shooting on the right side of the goal and he has found success in doing that but I don’t believe he’s going to make that big of a difference for Dallas. Yes, he had a hat trick that ended our season last year, but from watching Miko play for years, that was not consistent from him. It was a one off and I think we can find better. Anyway; what do you guys think we need to do to be able to beat Dallas going forwards.
It’s time to look at the facts that the islanders first round pick is a bust
>>151338560Cope hes a good kid
marner freaking sucksola
>>151336604Nigga it's been six yearsI doubt someone is going to deliver Enough
>>151338931Soft pusy got outmuscled and scored on in OT. That'll be 15M + tip.
JT Miller HATES this post
>>151337857one thing we can always count on is that the browns are based retards. seriously inept franchise
>>151337397Nigger>>151337630Nigger>>151338283Nigger
>>151339129Nigger
>>151338931As soon as I saw him putting on that Knights jersey pumping his fists in the air I just knew he’d stink it up. He doesn’t really want to win he wants to get paid and get away from the media and fan scrutiny.
>>151339104KWAB i wouldn't share that with anyone
>>151339156Just like my Islanders
>>151339104>10 hours at the punkin patch No one had the stamina
>>151338551Reddit comments deserve a ban, just like raped faggot spamming logos and his shitty "city of [insert team]"
Nah reddit posting is based. Those people actually discuss hockey.
Just Like My Petty Bisexual Bilanders
my team is SHIT
Need more room for you queers to queer off, huh?
>>151339256>Just repost a blog from someone elseNo
>>151339256>Uhm, so yeah, that contract actually is good because if you look at the save percentage over X amount of years and uhh yeah, get downvoted asshole. Ban all Russians from the NHL. Gretzky sucks. >10 year old account, 2 million comments
oh you dont have a father or friends down at the local odr to talk hockey with so you cry about it on an tibetan hentai site?
>>151339308based
>>151338931tell me when I'm telling lies
Besides unfounded hope, there is absolutely zero historical evidence to believe that Hill can win shootouts. None, Nada, Nil, Nix. Why Theodore thinks he can skate to the house through 2 opposing Kraken’s in OT is just pure dumb. You have $200+ MILLION dollars of top tier forwards with you on the ice. USE THEM.Poor decision making.Lack of game awareness.Lack of situational awareness.And, this is not being negative about the season. It’s just my in context evaluation of this game alone.
Flyers bros...
>>151339608damn he's a 40 year old rookie?
>>151339604The game is more of a reflection of Gary pantry hose Bettman socialism parity, every team is equal to keep the ratings up- get used to it people. Every game looks the same only with different players out there, vanilla hockey. Take away the fighting, players play in bull rings now with no skating room, change off side rule to martyr and make it more exciting. Let s get rid of curved sticks no one. Takes slap shots so puck will be difficult to elevate, take away helmets and players won’ t high stick, out some individuality back in game. Bettman hockey = bussy hockey.
>copy post from Reddit >paste it on /hoc/>gets hundreds of people seething
>>151339648The c in /hoc/ stands for CTE
what was your worst hockey take?i would have drafted drouin over mackinnon
>>151339674and the ho?
>>151339697ur mom
I just saw a guy with a cooley Mammies jersey, not sure if it's fake or not
>>151339672>hundreds only me and you frequent hoc and i'm not seething
>>151339732I'm one of his multiple personalies and I am
>>151339727yeah gare moved the yotes to utah
>>151339608>Hire another "defense first" HC who hates players who don't play 200ft games>Shocked when Michkov is barely playingNo I'm supposed to be baffled
>>151339691i fell for the hughes, bouchard, boqvist, and dobson would be comparable meme.
>>151339225shut the fuck up and keep carving them pumpernickels or you're FIRED!
HEAVIER PUCKS
>go to bed it's snowing>wake up still snowing
