Rangers Edition Last time on hocgeneral.com >>151333115
posting this first for visibility
>>151344478good thread
Rags have no speed this season. They arent winning anything.
as a kid i only picked the jets because I liked the color green. they've given me nothing but anger, headaches, and frustration. at least the islanders and mets, for all their fuckups, have been fun. what have the jets given me? malaise and frustration. so fuck it, go rams.
Steelies and Raidies win edition
>>151344517
>>151344552Wow what a retard
celebrini sexo
>>151344552>under 4.0 Not bad
This game sucks
>>151344589We don't objectify Italians here
>>151344517Twice retarded???
>>151344491thanks
>>151344623>>
>>151344589he's still a child
>>151344623>WELL IT'S ALL YOU GET
>>151344552you do realize this is a sport where we play 82 games specifically so you can't point to one bad game and say a player is shit, right
>>151344589>baseball
>>151344544based!!!!!
Fuck Mondays
after somebody pointed out the other day that montreal should use the french blue and leafs should use the english red i can't unsee it and i don't trust them now
>>151344820that's the power of canada
>>151344478HOCKEY IS A RAPE CULTURE AND EVEN IF I LIE AND SAY I WAS RAPED BY A HOCKEY TEAM I STILL WAS RAPED IN MY MIND
go bruins btw
>>151344893Judging solely by this gen rape is part of hockey culture
>>151344893Take your meds
>>151344906Stop raping me with your eyes!!!
>>151344773i remember him, he was in the vancouver riot
>>151344974
its possible the bruins dont lose any games this year
>>151344893The crazy part is that hockey does have a legitimate rape problem just not the kind that involves women.
>>151344589His boyfriend looked better.Casual clothes were an iffy choice. These guys often don't know how to dress themselves.
>>151344984he was 5 years old
first sunday night of the season and gare gives us one game, two shitrolling retards against each other
>>151345141holy bulge alert
>>151345060That's bearly probable.
why aren't they scoringare they stupid???
Ok the Lions are about to kick off. Kindly shut the FUCK up. Thank you for your attention to this matter.
our jaysies :)))))
the rangers are like the leafs, but for america
i'm not watching any more chiefs gamesi have fatigue and they fucking suck anyway now
>>1513454061/2 laffs roster are shitters. Are rags that bad?
didnt ask
>>151345483yeah
Is the Sharks season over?>has the season startedyes>it's overalright. boys. Imma head out.
>>1513454831 of the players on their 1st line is good
hoc could have saved him
>>151345573I’m actually a huge fan of his content he’s very funny
gary always schedules the most boring games on sundays
>>151345594Well you're as dumb as he is.
Whoever scores first will take the lead
>rags
>>151345594retard
>>151345619I am thats why he popped up in my fyp 3 years ago im literally his target audience probably
>>151345609sundays are for church and metroslop
>>151345594heard the girls like him too. not that that matters
not a single good game so far this season. bunch of blowouts. players don't even fight anymore. pussy league for pussy players and pussy watchers
anthony "wayne gretzky sometimes" beauvillier
>>151345619>>151345686? What did he do
had a funny interaction on chess dot com with a leafs fan just now
bald coach
last year I spent more on spilled liquor than you made. you're talking to the rolex wearing
>>151345923white hands certainly did not post this one
rempe on the powerplay . . . ?
>>151346140mike sullivan is the 30 goal rempe poster
buh
I'm starting to regret making plans on going up to Vancouver in a couple of weeks to watch the Rangers.
>>151346222it's fine just be sure to get a costco hotdog across the street from the arena and pre drink as much as you can
we don't make plans here
>>151346262I made plans to spend some time with Your Mother, be sweet and tender with her, and such
>>151346320was bud sweet and tender with you?
you could tell that raddysh hated every second of that interview
>>151344544Go back to mexico
>>151346469
>>151346222go to east hastings
>>151346222As long as both Pettersson and Miller are healthy that seems like it'd be a great game to go to. Vancouver can be fun, hope you have a good time.>>151346260Hot dogs are for members only now at that Costco.
>>151346936I don't think Ive ever seen someone so bald before. Breddy gud coach.
>>151346689
>>151346936stuck his head in the shine-o ball-o
>>151347202>male selfieick incarnate
>thou shalt not score on the Lord's daythe rangers are very pious
Is it a a holiday in America too tomorrow? Or does Tary really expect Canadians to wake up and watch the Buffalo Sabres at 12 in the afternoon?
achtung!
>>151347711Its columbus day
>>151347712T A XAX
>>151347726
>>151347723an entire day for the blue jackets?
the rangers can't even buy a goaland that's saying something, because gary is in charge
>>151347723Oh ok cool
>>151345228he was already wearing a jock
>>151347712nyanpasu renge!
remove fins and other eastern europe rats
that was the worst game I've ever seen
get those lottery tickets ready
>>151348122>two games in
>>151348142it's already over!!!!
>>151348103what the fuck is this shit why are you posting this
>>151347723It’s national indigenous peoples day you fucking chud
>>151348251>It’s national indigenous peoples dayI thought everyone made it clear there is no such thing as indigenous people in America anymore.>remove the indian but keep the land
>>151348424I’m bipoc bud
>>151347703Based nutshot
>>151348424this one will never stop being funny to me
>>151348430so, are you like a rapper or something?
my crappies:)
my name is bipoc shakur
>>151348430>bipoc>I actually had to look this upI see you are posting from Canada. Are you Indian?
just found out i'm off tomorrow thanks retards
>>151348623thank an italian
Any good hockey biopics?
>>151348716Thank the Spaniards
>>151348717I think the ESPN 30 for 30 Library has some but I only watched the John Spano one
>>151348717the one they did on richard 20 years ago was pretty good https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7BoPqEvNtB8
>>151348103/hoc/ loves finns <3
>>151348717There's a movie called The Rocket that came out around 2005 I think. Sean Avery is in it.
>>151348933MOPR
Season just started and we're in mid-offseason form discussing movies.Nice one Gary.
>>151348979blame these moronsthis seasons scheduling is peak retarded>14 games on Saturday (against college football)>1 game on Sunday (lol)>10 games on Mondaythe fuck is this
What are the games tomorrow
my flames arent playing tomorrow either
>>151348933thats gay anon. You are gay.
>>151349033Sorry that's what I mean, I'm not blaming the cinophiles on /hoc/. I thought I was done watching movies for the next while, but I just can't convince myself to care about football or baseball.
Justin bieber in banff
>>151348933speak for yourself. i find them uncanny and off-putting.
>>151349063tomorrow TB will be dominated by small penis bruins
>>151349140Only when there's a group photo and they're all making those faces. A couple Finns at a time isn't so bad
>>151349089Why are you not a Canucks fan? After everything the team has done for your people?
>>151349265Flames have hakan loob
>>151349144are the lgbtning so bad they're gonna lose to the providence ruins?
>>151349265swedish fans have disowned pettersson
>>151349519All except one unfortunately.
>>151349592I bet he speaks English to the Swedish players in meetings, based on how he pronounces Swedish names in public.>Eelyass Petterrrsoon>Lienuss Karlsoon>Neels Hoglaandeer>Yonahthaan Leckerimaaki>Maarcuss PetterrrsoonFucking retard, you're Swedish, pronounce their fucking names like they're suppose to be pronounced you Americanized shithead.
>>151349144Could be worse I’m a 26 year old virgin neet rhat lives in his grandmas basement and can’t drive a car not to mention I dropped out in grade 11. Yep I don’t think it gets any worse than that.
>>151350128could be worse. could be a laffs fan
>>151350128I'm a 28 year old virgin who works 50-60 hours a week in a job I hate. I hope our lives improve within a year
>>151350220Doesn’t fucking matter I’ve never seen my team win the cup regardless
>>151349519idubbbz ass mf
>>151350291Hassan won
>>151350247I'm convinced if my team won the cup, my life would improve tenfold in all aspects.
Good luck on monday wagiebros! :)
>>151350519jen
>>151350245Jesus Christ, man. I usually work 30 hours a week and get paid for 40 hours. The rare weeks I work close to 35 hours I'm almost ready to kill myself.
>second time the rags got shut out this yearRetards
monitor on bozo
>>151350852
>one game todaythanks gare
Is Remps gonna fight Bichsel?
>>151351131we love iyo here
beer league game was canceled so went for a 40 min walk
>>151351131>1 game>1 goal
guess i dont have to work tomorrow. may as well watch rebuilt bruins dominate
>>151351131because gare has given us much we too must give
>>151350746I wish I could move to Europe so bad. My parents think I’m spoiled since I get 4 weeks of pto
>>151351131>wrestlefaggotry
My team is SHIT
only shit teams tomorrow
>>151351623there are american jobs that give the minimum amount the rest of the first world gets?
>>151351708it's wrestlechaddery
>>151351745Flames fan huh?
wrestlechumpery
>>151351745it's alright nucksbro it happens
>>151351782true for the tranny fed KWAB
>>151351761I work at a bulge bank so they guess the minimum in return for us working ourselves to the bone
>>151351777
>>151351815At least the money's good?Out of curiosity, is that combined with sick leave or do you have separate personal days for that? I've heard burgers sometimes (always?) get all pto in one amount.
will my laffies win tomorrow at 2 PM fellas?
>>151351901her new album sucks but short n sweet was based.
>>151351815>bulge bank Hot
bulge bank is for cum
>>151351901No but >wongs will lose
>>151351901She is gonna look so bogged at 40
>>151351913>pop slop made by 20 different producers>basedYou have to have some kind of retardation to have that Marner of a music taste.
>>151351901one of the nastiest bitches in the history of the planet
>>151351968oh we don't call those that here now bud
>>151351772>throws one real punch and you dieYup you're a fake fag
>>151351991Only women get nic roys bud
>>151351993bud i'd drop you with 1 (one) pure strike like the phenom
For me its when marners get more creamy near the end
mmmmmmm wouldn't wanna mess with anon
>>151351991We absolutely do call marners "marner" when they marner all over the ice
>>151352003Sorry chump?
>>151352061Just realized that Cassidy sent out 3 forwards for a defensive zone draw with 10 seconds left. Should have been 2 D, 1 C if he wasn't a retard
>>151352067we don't post bingo hall promotions here>>151352061oh no those are called nic roys now
>>151352105Wrestlefag gets scared when he sees the real thing lol, typical
>>151352061>this is that elite defensive Selke candidate forward I was telling you about
>>151352105Look at how badly Cassidy marnered all over the ice here >>151352061. Completely unacceptable to have 3 forwards on the ice for a defensive zone draw with 10 seconds left on the clock
slopdown was cancelled
>>151351991god fuck off you dumb deadbeat faggot
>>151352115Eichel getting beat to the net by Dunn and Dunn tying up Eichel's stick to ensure McCann gets a shot off is the finisher.
If your team doesn't have at least two wins by now they aren't winning shit
>>151352133worked, and dare i say it, no milly KWAB
>>151352178raiders got their second win today bud :)
>>151352185
Trick or treat, smell my feet, give me something good to eat. Not too big, not too small, just the size of Montreal
>>151352194remember when JVOEL didn't post your cumsheet tribute or cumstained storebought cake kek
dread itrun from itkwaboty arrives all the same
>>151352209against all odds, somehow tiny beat out vince kwab
copey is a 39 year old deadbeat mexican
>>151352136Eichel is also elite defensively. At least his individual xG Against Fenwick PDO attempts says that.
Islanders allegedly got better without dobson but have yet to win a single game.
just nylander'd into a wool sock
>>151352196I'm sorry but I don't have anything the size of Montreal that I can give you. Well, not edible at least.
>>151352250Not edible you say? What is it? Also smell my feet
>>151352231kwab
why do marners always precede mathews
>>151352265Furthermore I decline to smell your feet, I see no gain in doing so for me personally. It's not edible and that is all I will say. Anyways as for your initial request, that I either trick you, or give you a treat, I choose the latter. Here are some apple slices now get the fuck off my front porch
>>151352231Noah "I won't back check" Dobson isnt winning the habs a cup
gonna retire to my bunk for a quick lorde but i'll be back in a few
>>151352289thoughts on your victory over trb?
pink pony genny newbitch
>>151352289remember when you finally made a friend and, for some unbeknown reason, pretended to be a raiders fan for a year
>>151352279can't have lightning without the thunder
on planet utah the yeti are 4-0-0
can't have bud without the 1
Who from the Canucks 17/18 season had the best goal song?
>>151352363sabbath but electric funeral would've been better
>>151352280Yummy thanks for the apples :) All be back next year to ask about the foot thing :)
>>151352384No problem, stay safe and see you next year
state it
>>151352363edler, tanev, and boeser easy
just heard about 93 i'm afraid
copey's got dementia
was taking my long, spicy morning marner and thought “I wonder what happened to tyler bertuzzi” and it reminded me of his distinguished relative todd bertuzzi. what a beauty. absolute thoroughbred stud whose career was poisoned by 20 years of frivolous lawsuits due to “the steve moore incident.” what absolute fucking bullshit. an ECHL-tier center with 12 points in 69 games, clearly going nowhere, gets a little boo-boo from being dogpiled by his own fuckin teammates and since he knows he’s not gonna be in the show very long decides to call it a “career ending injury” and sue bertuzzi for some hilarious dr. evil “billion jillion gorillion dollars!!!!”what a fucking faggot piece of shit, I never saw todd bertuzzi smile on the ice his entire career with my dead wings and he’s a good boy who literally dindu nothin. fuck steve moore I hope his dog dies and his son troons and I hope he gets stuck behind a funeral procession during a severe bout of IBS and shits his pathetic 0.17 ppg pants
no amount of deflecting will change the fact that palooza fucking sucked
wheres jen
>>151352507who the fuck cares
>>151352512getting railed at a navy bar in san diego california
>>151352516chloe died of aids
>>151352321Justin never forgave him for that transgression
>>151352536who the fuck asked
>>151352553JVOEL is dying of aids too
>THERE IS MARNER ALL OVER THE ICE
Aids isn't that bad anymore chloe's probably doing ok
Copey is a faggot
>>151352593she's dead just like nyla kwadb
we don't call them that anymore
every night with this shit huh
>>151352654only reporting off-topic posts has any chance of making it stop
Relax lads just enjoy the night >turkey tomorrow for us canucks
>>151352659sounds like reddit might be more your speed bud
Luna got a lesbian haircut
4 years later, copey is still a manchild deadbeat who abandons his son to talk about someone who he doesnt even know
thinking about putting some jamiroquai on
>>151352695My friend showed me that post on twitter and I had to explain /hoc/ lore to him.
>>151352715'22 was really a banner year for /hoc/
4 years later, bud is still 1
bud did not 1
>>151352738specially that easter, which was chilly
Bud lost and is the biggest lolcow in the history of this general.
remember when that one anon said he was going sober? good times. guess he got cold turkey and came back here to be a fucking faggot
>>151352794>the biggest lolcow in the history of this generalthat title is a knifefight between trb and copey, with the later pulling ahead as of late
>>151352794>lost and is the biggest lolcow in the history of this general.reminds me of ol' trb
>>151352807Nice try bud
>>151352807turn your monitor on
copey works in a sweatshop lol
remember when he complained about the toddlers being to heavy when he was a literal carny at the buccaneer ride
>>151352826bud throwing trb on that fateful day 04/17/22
>>151352814cope I'm pete
faggot hour
>>151352839trb's favourite time of the day
F L A M E SLAEMS
>>151352839your arrival makes that true
watching task
>>151352839
>>151352880kash is an isles fan?
>>151352972yes
>>151352972Yeah
>>151352972he's a retard
How does one unironically become an Isles fan anyways
>>151353004Just like his islanders
>>151353007Live in stink island
>>151353007live under power lines in stink island
>>151353007eat cock chambers
>>151353007Gimmick infringement
>>151353007Reminder
what the fuck I had no idea there's a huge island east of NYC
>>151353153What's so good about Columbus?
tonight's task was fucking kino, excited for the finale. ruffalo is such a good actor
>>151353153>safety>montreal>edmonton>winnipeg
>>151353167You've never heard of "long island"
>>151353167It's a peninsula.
>>151353181Because it separated from the mainland by a brackish river?
Are the Devils considered an NYC team? Are the Islanders?
we don't talk about brackish rivers here
whats the difference between brackishes and liquid marners?
we call those brackish roys here
>>151353167it's full of trash and italians
im the brackish roi
>>151353208I don't live in the East so I don't care
Panthers are best nye
>>151353260that ass was made for Shitting
can somebody post the teams by intelligence list again thanks
>>151353288My team: Smart and intelligent Your team:Shit and for retards
>>151353296_/ _/ _/ _/ _/
>>151353296pretty sure the >rags were the dumbest
>>151353265fuck off weeb
>>151353296My team is for retards butt boy do we have fun
>>151353313Make me, nerd
>>151353181penisula
we don't call our friends retards here
midnight marner dropped sleep time now night hokkei in 9 bings
we do call them marners here
oh no actually we DON'T call those that here now
Who else/Accessibility - Extra Dim/ here?
>>151353355>>151353354
>>151353327
>>151353315Well I get that you are retarded I saw your flag
>>151353414flaggot
>>151353355Is that what you write on your job application?
>>151353354How can you be so sure about that, anon?
>>151353430Not directly but I think I may have referenced it a couple times.
i saw your face and wow
>>151353556you don't like it?
gay rumors and proposals
marners. and rumours of marners!
>>151348103miss belarus is a dumb slut. she can go work for legalporn and get her anus stuffed by 10 cocks
i don't wanna start any blasphemous rumours
>>151353694you should do it anyways
>>151353727word on the streed is larry is converting to budism and has a fat cock
>>151353746i believe you whole-heatedly
>>151353354Who's the next spin now that Nicholas Roy is having a good start to the season ?Are you just gonna go through the leafs 4th line until Mitch finally outscores one ?
we call them ed jovanoski's now
>>151353826idk but i know it wont be Jarome Arthur-Leigh Adekunle Tig Junior Elvis Iginla
my marner was thin this morning
>>151352061marnerjeet is defensively elite
6 hours until puck drop
Taking a post espresso Canada.
>>151353874Taking it up the ass?
Just took a sticky, bloody, violent Sweden
>marner is marn-apologize
Finally finished a drawn out mats sundin
>>151353890nuck legend, he is
Perhaps a frozen pizza and some chips for tonight
>>151353908what kind of chips you thinking about getting
>>151353911Probably Ranch or Salt & Vinegar
>>151353911A stanley cup champion chip. But you wouldn't know anything about those
>>151353922good choices I wish you well>>151353923go fuck a kiwi bird
Or maybe some overpriced hockey chips
>>151353942sweden is living in 2045
>>151353953WRONG in 2045 everybody is going to be an irradiated mutant
>>151353958I don't think so.
>>151353966>t. irradiated mutant
>>151353958i planned ahead and befriended everyone. no one will nuke me :)
>>151353979i'll nuke your angus with my pingus
>>151353967yep that is me
>>151353994>huberdeau's final form
Watched 5 full games yesterday.What a gay sport.
>>151354017you're a gay sport
>>151344491If Myers were a midget like Conor Garland then McDavid would've pretended to be a tough guy.NHL media is going hot-and-heavy on the>"McDavid is a VICTIM of those American GOOONS!"bullshit again.Picrel
>>151354056gnome'd
It was raining cats and dogs last night
>>151354101
>Lightning>Avalanche>Wild>Kraken>MammothShow respect for the Golden Knights.At least they didn't look to the WNBA to come up with team name ideas.
>>151354113the knights are a respected franchise out of london ontario
>>151354141That's where my Nana's from.But they're not GOLDEN.My Nana was, though.
>>151354155post a pic of your nana
>>151354162Her seated, and Papa on her left.Both proud Canadians.So proud they got the fuck out around 1955 and brought the wee ones with them.Now here I am.
>>151354175thanks man that is cool history
>>151354175There are actually several streets and institutions in and around London named after my family.My dad goes back there to visit family, to this day.But I'm legit scared to visit Canada, honestly.I have very fond memories from childhood visits, and don't want the memories twisted and mutilated by vistas of Infinity Pajeets.
>>151354183just visit rural saskatchewan you'll be fine
>>151354191I dunno, man. I've heard that even Manitoba has been conquered.It's not much better here in the States, tbqh.There's something uniquely chilling about seeing rural areas get conquered by the brown hordes, versus big cities.
>>151354183The problem with London is fent zombies not jeets
>>151354201Yeah.Whether it's Junkies or Jeets, they're both brutal, horribly depressing signs of the death of our people and our civilization.
>>151354183london is full of based muslims
>>151354247mehI appreciate the beheading of troons and mocking of faggots....but they're not white (mostly) and def not Christian.So I can't endorse.
>>151354175Cool :)
>>151351872We have unlimited sick days (unusual) but it’s hard to take them since there’s so much work
morning /hoc/ my flames arent playing today but there are other games...i guess...thanks gary
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving to all the Leafs, btw.
>>151354381>spics doing all the work
>>151354381Gary has already performed a thanksgiving day miracle by moving the leafs game up to 2 so that we can all watch the jays game.
>>151354381Why do NAs blow leafs off their lawns
>>151354413they kill the grass if you dont
>>151354413The same reason we have air conditioning:We have the money, tools, and resources.Seethe, Europoor.
beat dog dandy
>>151354373You could watch Treliving's and Berube's new vision of leafs. They got beat badly by the wings so they're all real fired up. It's going to be a passionate game of giving up possession and conceding the blue line!
>>151354381I wonder where in the world these hard working blokes got shipped too >>151354413Tricked by big nitrogen
>>151354429inb4:>"No! Scandinavia is so much better!!!"Bullshit.My frat had over a dozen guys from Finland and Norway.They all postured like they were proud of their home countries.0 - literally ZERO - of them moved back home after graduation.You literally couldn't PAY them to move back to Europe.
air conditioning is an affront towards godman was not meant to control phases of matter
>>151354432i am a bit interested to watch AM's game without marner feeding him pucks wish i was saying the same right now about drai but whatever
Reading the athletic just to piss myself off this morning. Like I don’t even dislike the Canes at all but what is this? your rankings can’t be based on wishful thinking
>>151354427Just mow the lawn, it turns the leaves into fertilizer
>>151354443Matthews has played better w/o Marner his entire career, in every single metric.Last yr, the Toronto Turtle had his (ahem) career year (102 hollow pts) and Matthews had the worst of his career.Matthews doesn't need Marner.If anything, the Toronto Turtle was slowing him down.But Matthews does have to get more engaged.He's fucking floating like Nylander out there. It's like watching post-Cups Malkin.
>>151354413Doing a job in NA is not about efficiency and competency, its about how much money can be made. Gotta sell new machines, gotta sell gas, gotta sell hearing protection, gotta sell hearing aids.
>>151354267they are literally satanicand their doctrine compels them to spread islam through warthere's nothing based about them>they behead troonsthey behead their own family members for daring to read books>they put women in their place etc.their entire culture is based on power and dictatorship, in the same manner some goatfucker "keeps his woman in line" a man more powerful than him keeps him in line. nothing based about it, it's all fear and projection and insecurity and above all else EVILfuck gary fuck islam fuck youangry abdul OUT
>>151354436>people who moved to America wanted to live in Americashocking
>>151354464No, faggot.They all said they were just coming here for college.They never returned home.
>>151354457meh, AMs drop in production could be attributed to other things, the leafs as a whole seem to have been dumping the puck more often than trying to create off a rush
>>151354475Noone moves to the other side of the planet unless they want to live there
Any hockey dads here who've dealt with psychotic, TryHard coaches?Last year, had to pull Junior off a team because this psycho coach had a psycho son on the team and I literally couldn't let my son be around this lunatic.Fucking retarded, loser dad thought his lunatic, unathletic son was going to be an NHL star.Our family's first real experience with the nutcases who've ruined youth sports.Was honestly a bit traumatic.
>>151354456too many leaves make for too much mulch
>>151354457I can think of one time matthews played worse without marner
>>151354483The new Mayhem commercial mocks tryhard "trophy dads".Hope this wakes up a few of these faggots.But our situation last year was on the next level. Way beyond mere "tryhard".https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C3D0QOTwBZo
>>151354485This post was made by Scotts™
>>151354483>Instead of teaching my son how to confront and deal with a problem and stand by a commitment he made, I taught him to quit because things weren't really going his way
>>151354483Troll and fight the dad but never in front of the kids
early games today. 1030 and 11 am games
>>151354510>"Dump your kids into a special ed school with psychopaths! It'll make them TOUGH!!!"stfu, limpyyou'd subject your kids (if you could get boners) to psychotic demons and creepy old pedos and ruin their childhood because of some dumb tough guy bullshit you heard from some fat old faggot on Canadian radio.I get my kids the fuck AWAY from psychopaths and danger.
>>151354483you sound like a dramatic little pussy no offense
>>151354530I take it back, you're a stringy blue haired ghoul from the 'cord, you tried to sneak by but I could smell you
>>151354530Was just rimming you a bit. Gentle teasing. Did I hit a tender spot?
>>151354533>dramaYes, it was dramatic.It was actually terrifying.The kid - whose rich dad got him a "medical exemption" w/ USA Hockey to play DOWN an age group - was strutting around a bunch of 8 and 9 year olds, "Fuck this. Fuck that." He held his skate up to a boy's throat in the locker, as if threatening to murder him.It was utterly psychotic insanity.Literally EVERY parent was going:>"That kid's gonna be a school shooter." >"That kid's gonna be a school shooter.">"That kid's gonna be a school shooter."And then there's Tryhard Hockey Dad, talking about the new $500 ice skates he's getting for his shitty son.It was surreal.As if the boys' innocence was being stripped of them in real time.
>>151354550Yeah.Was trying to make an authentic post, fren.
>>151354554Well done anon. You did the right thing. Did you remember to tell an adult?
>>151354572>tell an adultNot a good idea for 9 year olds when Canadian pedos are sucking their peepees.Not if they want to play in the NHL.
>>151354572In all seriousness, yes.The rink lost at least three families because of Tryhard Hockey Dad and Psycho pill-popping Junior.I know one other dad (admittedly a bit of a tryhard himself) even made calls to USA Hockey to report Future School Shooter, with video and audio proof of his psychotic behavior.But there were just "warnings".Tryhard Dad was renting out whole sheets of ice for one-on-one private coaching from the rink employees.So, apparently, their just high-time preference chimps who were willing to lose families' business over the next decade to keep pocketing cash from Tryhard Dad in the short term.
>>151354554This kind of tryhard shit doesn't happen in house league
>>151354606Tryhard Dads are all over.They're like Stage Moms. You don't have to be in Los Angeles to find a nutty mom trying to make her kids into models and stars.
>>151354483My advice would be to find a different team.
>>151354603Age old story: well-moneyed kid gets a free pass. No integrity in youth sports higher ups.
If you want your kid to enjoy youth sports find a uncompetitive league with fat kids and parents using it as daycare . If you want your kid to be good you will have to subject him to Paul marner and there is no way around that
You should put your kid in tae kwon do or something so that he gains some confidence and the ability to physically defend himself from psycho kids
>>151354622Oh yeah.I pulled him off after six weeks.I think it was our first experience, as parents, with genuinely psychotic, bad people. We were always a mixture of fortunate and strategic in always being in good environments, in wherever we went and whatever we did.Then, in 9 year-old hockey, it was just BOOM: No, this isn't Happy Fun Family Time: This is the U.S.A. in 2025. Wake up call.It's all the psychotropic drugs (this kid was on a cocktail, prob. because Tryhard Dad heard that will make him a better hockey player), all the staring at flashing schizo shit on TikTok for hours, and general lack of authority figures in boys' lives.It's a shitshow out there, to be honest.
>>151354656100% bullshit.That's for UNATHLETIC kids (like Mitch Marner, Pavel Zacha, and, in fact, this Tryhard Dad's kid, although his kid was SO unathletic he'll never get anywhere.)Joe Pavelski, TJ Oshi, and countless others barely played at all as little kids, and their dads didn't gaf.Listen to the 'Cam & Strick' podcast for real stories of upbringing.It's the (usually Canadian) slow, unathletic guys who do that bullshit.Hockey is the LONE sport where "skilled" and "athletic" are actually opposites:"Skill" in hockey doesn't mean quick, strong, agile, and coordinated. "Skill" in hockey means endless, rote, repetition that Tryhard Dads subject their unathletic kids to do in order to compensate for lack of athleticism.
>>151354664From my experiences so far with my kids sports and school I think most millennials are just really terrible parents.
>>151354686>Joe Pavelski, TJ OshiYour out of touch and things are very different today . They came up 20 years ago before sports science was so common and the youth sports industry took off like a rocket catering to the people you are raging about . Everysport is like this BTW not just hockey
>>151354656Why do you think Marner sucks in the playoffs.>"Demons!">"Pressure!">"Media questions!"All wrong.It's because Marner is UNATHLETIC.It is so plainly obvious that he's just athletically outlcassed by superior athletes.Marner's a Tryhard, so he gets away with that shit on Tuesday night games in February against hungover defensemen.In the playoffs, when athletic men are actually trying, he literally cannot keep up.Sometimes, I listen to these people in the media be like, "Marner's just as good as Barkov....but he's haunted by the GHOSTS of Toronto!!!" and I just think there's no hope for the world.
>>151354705You're half right.But, from my experience, with possible exceptions in Olympic sports and golf and baseball pitching and niche shit like that....athleticism always triumphs.Mitch Marner's a perfect case study: He simply can't keep up with the athletes when they're actually competing. Doesn't matter how many millions his dad spent at Toronto Power Skating Academy and on "Skills Coaches".
>>151354723Pavel Zacha is the Czech Mitch Marner, btw.Read about his upbringing: The exact same shit as Marner.Like Marner, it's plainly obvious he just can't physically compete when superior athletes are actually trying in the playoffs.
I’m so happy my Dad was so chill growing up. He was a multi sport athlete and very good but he never pushed us or bullied us into sports. He was happy and supportive of us playing but he never really cared about winning or losing.
>>151354691>I think most millennials are just really terrible parents.Tragically, you're right.I observe the same shit.It's really heartbreaking.
Marnerjeet is allergic to contact and can't compete accordingly.
>>151354733Part of it is he’s clearly not good at putting on muscle and he’s scared of getting hit.
>>151354750That might be a part of it.But Patrick Kane also avoids contact. So does Nylander.But the heart of the matter is that Marner's just unathletic and slow.It's that simple, to my eyes.
>>151354483sports dads and acting moms are two sides of the same schizo coin
>>151354707>call others in athletic >posts on 4chan I'm sorry but unless its your wife's boyfriends boy hes as bad as Mitch
>>151354767He's 10, retard.This is his hand: >>151354467I deliberately AVOID all:>training regiments>summer camps>clinics>private coaching>power-skating classesetc., etc., etc.And he's still, consistently, a great player.But whether he's great or he sucks, that's not the fucking point. Because, ya know, he's fucking 10.Fun fact: I had a friend who was a salesman and instructor at a PGA Pro Shop. He used to MOCK his customers as suckers with pipe dreams.I 1,000% guarantee that all these TryHard Dads are also being mocked behind their backs by their sons' private coaches and shit.
>>151354767Do you seriously go around looking at 10 year old boys judging them by their "hockey skills"?
>>151354742My dad was a grade a autist who prioritized work over family
Columbus has their home opener on Columbus Day. Well done Gary!
>>151354801Still beats having a dad that’s your first bully and trying to vicariously live through you. I feel real sorry for the Mitch Marners of the world.
>>151354822Gary is too smart for his own good
morning hockey for OUR SABRES
theoden king stands a-gary
>>151354867Tage to Toronto at Christmas.You heard it here first.
>>151352972He’s from garden city
>>151354873for whom
>>151354882How would I know?I'm just making shit up.Like my kids asking me whether Ichabod was killed or not by the Headless Horseman.
>>151354451>it's not hard to imagine the Hurricanes sitting at 5-0-0considering they only won the last game on a fluke of some intense refpuck, yes it is
>>151354871>sens drafted a black guy who wears a durag during the game
>>151354113Golden knights is cringe. Better Vegas themed names>slots>dealers>pitbosses>escorts>chips>wiseguys
>>151354889>Ichabod was killed or not by the Headless Horseman
Any Navy servicemen in the general today??>It's your Semiquincentennial, Seaman.. at ease...
>>151354911https://x.com/jkamckenzie/status/1967555635375173871This is powerful. Thank you Gary for growing the game once more.
>>151354956kelly hrudey did it first
>>151354828As abusive as my autistic parents were, I could have had it a lot worse
btw, anybody know what happened to the YouTuber "KidThunder10"?He had thousands and thousands of vintage hockey videos - not just NHL games, but all sorts of random hockey VHS rips - and his channel's totally gone.If anybody knows him, please ask him to post the library to ThePirateBay.
>>151355005I used to fall asleep watching random hockey vids from, like, 1983 on this guy's channel.I don't know what the fuck happened.
>>151355005Gary cracked down on copywritten film on Yootoob recently>there's a link somewhere. i duuno
I'm so bored I wish I could slam beers and watch /hoc/ with you faggots
>>151354936my namesake was a cook in the royal navy during the second world war. he and the lads we're gonna go into london one night to have some drinks. my namesake and another fella left a couple minutes earlier than the rest. before they reached the end of the pier they heard an explosion. a nazi u-boat had attacked their ship killing my namesake's best friend and a few other buddies. crazy. think my namesake was drunk everyday after that for the rest of his life. died in his late 50s of liver failure.
>>151355021it's two bong till puck drop, so, what's stopping you? work?
>>151355021I wish I could as well but I need to wage today :(
if celebrini was in front of me i'd blow himjust sayin'
>>151355040tits or gtfo
>>151355059/hoc/ is a boys only high school
>>151355059i'm male you faggot
>>151355064Then /hoc/'s gotta be purged of boy lovers.Leaf anon needs to kill himself.
>>151355031sober october + shit internet + bedtime 20:30 (17:42 now)
Good morning, /hoc/.>laffs
>>151355080Stay strong bro. You’re making all the right moves to improve your life
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>>151355081Happy Mexican St Parick's Day, muchacho
>>151355093He's started up a 'roid regiment
>>151355074He needs to hit the gym
>>151355089hey man be nice there's no need for that kind of escalation, next time someone starts talking about gross shit like that just ignore them>t. uncle /hoc/
>>151355108Agreed. Don’t feed trolls
>>151355021>off tomorrow>my craps are off todayGARY. Gonna try out Endless Legend 2 and watch some other games with /hoc/ tonight I guess.
>>151355118>trollsthey're ghouls and their hair is blue (and stringy yuck!)
>>151354889more like icha-bud
>>151355103
>>151354873He deserves better than rotting in Buffalo
>>151355119for me it's been breath of fire 1 on zsnes
>>151355140Very zesty
if you don't suck his dick he will suck yours fagit
>>151355157>>151355157>>151355157New
>>151355126would you also like my social security number and a color photo of my penis?retardconstruction/facilities for DoD and DoS assets worldwidethat's it that's all
