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Is this the thread?
>>151355157
threadly reminder steve moore is a pathetic grifter parasite and todd "stone face" bertuzzi did nothing wrong
>>151355167yes I would like a colour photo of your pejus
>>151355182How does it feel knowing you will always be known as the raped faggot and you won't leave this place
>>151355197We don't say words like "raped" or "faggot" here on /hoc/.
>>151355203Thank you!
>>151355208>t. raped faggot
>>151355203Okay faggot, go cry about it
>>151355203Hockey has a women lying about being raped problem, and I’m tired of looking the other way.
>>151355217We don't say those words here
>>151355243sorry
>>151355229top kektop kektop kek
>>151355167my personal apologies, "Agent Smith", I didn't mean to come off like I was from the Inspector's Office, I don't know where the hell I get off.. excuse me..
>tanking for this
>>151355254my fault. meant to post this one.
>>151355259He needs more time
>>151355258>>151355197
There's nothing wrong with having a dyke haircut
>>151355259could be worsebut hockey media and /r/hockey wants hockey to be a "superstar" sport like NFL QBs just SO badlythey don't understand the game and/or they just wanna drool over The Next Big Thingprob both
we don't say dyke here
Wolf's haters are on the wrong side of history
>Hutson signed to an 8x8.85>this includes a 55 millions signing bonusBut please tell me again how Florida has an advantage because of muh tax breaks
My dream is to be a loving hockey dad
>>151355291the same "insiders" and "experts" screeching about Florida's superior economics being "unfair" were all mocking the Panthers just four years ago.laugh at them.
>>151355290We are on the right side of history and the present. Future is unknown
>>151355291Erm...uhhh le Campbell advantage?
>>151355315me too anon. me too
>scoreless third period
My dream is to be a loving hockey mom
>>151355335tits or gtfo
>>151355329We’ll provide what we were never given
>>151355344
>>151355335what's your husband do?hockey isn't cheap
good clean hockey play
>>151355354He's a commissioner for a hockey league
>>151355354so I need to work hard so I can get my son on a good travel team
>>151355353>the Eurasian blue tit
holy shit we have to watch >rags/>craps back-to-back? tf, gary?
>>151355364Well, he should be able to help>thank you for coming to /hoc/, please drive through
>>151355285>"Boomers taking kids' inheritance..." This kind of wording pisses me the fuck off.I have four kids, and I can tell you only two of them EARNED an inheritance. the other two I am helping to not be stains of society. just because your parents have money, does not mean you are going to get it or deserve it.
>>151355291Marchand admitted he was only able to stay in Florida due to the lower taxes. 2 time defending champions kept almost everyone. This does t happen in Canada or NY or LA etc.
>>151355379gare-bear is entering the early stages of dementia so bare with him
>>151355405i'll bare with the gare-bear
>>151355411thank
>>151355379I'm sure Gary has his reasons. He's earned my trust
how dare you, Gary
>>151355317>Radko Dumbass
>>151355429
dude no hecking way i forgot to buy food again guess ill eat bread haha!
Some okay games today desu
>>151355457is this a common problem in sweden or is it just for the retarded ones
>>151355457Do you at least have jam?
for me it's the vancouver nuckies
>Nashville is in the western conference despite being more eastern than Detroit, who are in the eastern conference What’s Gary’s end game here
>>151355439>laffs
Today, I will take a walk to see the autumn leaves
>>151355465idk probably the latter>>151355467heck yeah brother!! some jam and peanut butter, flush that down with a coors light fuck yeah
>>151355482Instead of relocating teams, he's going to relocate entire cities
>>151355496Based! Fall is the best season
>peanut butter and jelly and beer
>>151355399You're a shitty parent. Hurry up and die
>>151355482Detroit should be in the West so they can have a proper rivalry series with Chicago
>>151355355Pic related got a 2 game suspension in the SHL and a $2840 fine, 1/10 of his monthly salary.
>>151355497>>151355508Yummy combination
>>151355399American moment
>>151355482Perhaps Michigan should move to the central time zone
>>151355399>Waaaah what do you mean I made the conscious decision of having children so it's now my duty to make sure that they're set up to have a good future?!
>>151355505Agreed
>BREAKING: Norris was healthy for a little whileDamn, missed it again.
>>151355399Depends on your definition of shitty. If they truly are terrible people they shouldn’t get much. But the path to making it is so narrow you should help your kids
>>151355512Heemed that niggas balls off Gotta wear a cup
>>151355512pär cuckholm deserves a lot worse than a stick to the nutsack
WAGMI
> Fags out.
>>151355457bread and cheese is all you need
>>151355577CHECKED
>>151355577You can always tell a coach is serious about his job if he wears a tie that matches the team's colour.
>>151355554POW
>>151355631surely it wasnt forced upon him by orange county officials
My Blue Jackies play tonight
>>151355590You don't really need bread. Just replace it with beer, it's healthier for you.
>>151355655very wisconsinian
>>151355646Poor guy still doesn't know how to deal with things being forced upon people.
I don't know what's happening to meI'm getting all the blame for things I didn't doooCan anybody tell me just what I did wrong?I'm all alone and I'm so confusedI don't know what everyone wants me to beI only know just how to be meOnce I was the ape of the hour, they think I'm a cowardAn absolute zeroI'm nobody's heroAn absolute zeroI'm nobody's heroI'm nobody's heeeeeeero
>>151355457Better is bread with a comfy heart then getting off your ass for slop
>>151355687that's very wise
Eating some leftover ribs from yesterday :)
>>151355684Peak? In my /hoc/?
>>151355697ribs for thanksgiving? now I've heard everything!
>>151355695Thanks. I think William shepherd told me it once
>>151355706Thanksgiving is like a month and a half away silly
>>151355697Yum. Those ribs better have barbecue sauce :)
>>151355717GEEZ HOW LONG HAVE I BEEN SLEEPING?????
>>151355728I didn't put sauce on them yesterday, but I put a little bit on the leftovers when I reheat them
>>151355732I had a dream last night that felt like it went on for days or even weeks and then when I woke up to take a leak I was so confused that only two hours passed that I genuinely thought the clock was wrong and I'd had a power outage that reset it at some point
>>151355706We are having ham and ribs. Fuck turkey. It's not traditional.
>>151355766Might be your first year here but yes turkey is traditional on Thanksgiving (let me know if you need understanding of what 'thanks' means)
>>151355766>16 games Gary thats insane
peep show fell off after the wedding
>>151355802Mark trying to fuck the historians wife is peak comedy
>>151355780Traditionally, turkey was too impractically large to cook and eat.
>>151355825Why did they put Mathews in a blue jays uniform?
>>151355825Why are they both dressed like they're about to play a game? Where is this conversation supposed to be taking place?
>>151355825I don't like anything about this, I have a really disturbed/creepy feeling about the freak who drew it (or used chinkGPT to make it). like how you only have to read a few chapters of the first game of thrones book to know the author is a repulsive creep and throw the book in the trash cananyway I'll give you 10 minutes to take it down before I'm forced to give you a downvote (the most serious punishment on 4channel dot org)consider yourself warned
>>151355826if tiny tims parents can cook a bird, anybody could #facts #caseclosed #anotherwinfortradition
>>151355868>I'm forced to give you a downvoteyou wouldn't dare
a bunch of afternoon hoc today...
Y’all missed the bud meltdown last night
>>151355862>where does this conversation take place?
>>151355883what happened
>>151355825wtf are they supposed to be standing on?? some sort of elevated platform surrounded by the abyss? what's the allegory here?
>>151355885check the last thread that’s still up copey had him worked
>>151355825Jen
>>151355872>if tiny tim'sAre you referring to that old book about the three ghosts of Thanksgivings past?
>>151355902the very same yes
Was listening to tiny tim earlier today
This might get me banned, but I think sweet potatoes are delicious
>>151355912He’s shit
>>151355915Cope. Post your vocal range
>>151355157GREAT EDITIONHopefully Our Sennies don't shit the bed today
i was told i sing like an angel...a fallen angel haha
>>151355907Well, I guess I'm beat then. Instead of ham and ribs, I'll just have to eat my words.
>>151355922No he’s a pseudo trans
>>151355912Little late in the season for tulips.
>>151355913do you put marshmallows on top of them?
hoping sabres get blown out by double digits :)
>>151355922/hoc/ needs more vocaroo
how are my fellow sunbelters enjoying this cozy fall weather, nice chilly 77 degrees today
>>151355892only see the mexican deadbeat shitalso when did copey stop signing his posts? was a shit gimmick but it made his enemies tremble with seethe for some reasoncopey you dumbass bring it back
>>151355945On Thanksgiving I do, but otherwise I just put a little bit of butter on them
>>151355950It's certainly possible. 90% of the Colorado roster wears double-digit numbers.
>>151355939Hes a castrato?>>151355944I prefer the one about watching women as they bathe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=krqvEr11BWM
Trump just achieving peace in Middle East turn on the news
>>151355989I hope the nukes are flying
>>151355989I've seen that episode
>>151355971A bit too sweet for my pallet but you enjoy what you like. I'll stick with my creamy mashed taters
>>151355995I thought this was so cool I loved Bush
>>151355995unironically what was he thinking with that
>>151356009This are great too :)
>>151355995The situation is completely different but okay
I think it would be nice if the Sabres got a win today
Glad they brought Tony Blair back for the reboot
>>151356011I miss him so much
>>151355989How does kadri feel about this?
>nuke-you-lurr
>>151356047>I miss him so much
>>151356051It has approval from relevant Palestinian Americans
>>151356067who is that
>>151356089Who do you not know about the most self important man in music?
>>151356017My unpopular love is red cabbage; everyone in my family hates it, but I lap it up.
>>151356089i think that's the rapper biggie smalls
my avies :)
>>151355285there has never been a winger drafted first overall that met expectations
>>151356098that isn't kanye westand it's not the weird british satan troopand it isn't that young superbowl fellow from the garbage islandso I give up
>>151356051He’s silent about October 7
our sabies
>>151356122Kanye may be more self important but Khalid is dumber so I like him more
Making nuggets and fries instead of the frozen pizza, if anyone is wondering
>>151356122Based Kanye enjoyer. Imagine if he had become president
>>151356122Libbe?
>>151356173I do not enjoy him or his music and I never haveI enjoy his recent trolling campaign though
kanye's only truly good albums are late registration, graduation, 808s and pablo
so many qts at the game
>>151356143just googled himI really don't like himI wish I hadn't learned about him
>>151356131Kadri should fight Adam fox
>>151356205You'll get to see more of him during the threpeat
>gaybres
my avies! :)mackinnon!
Our Sabies :(
>laffs
>>151356196He has 3 good albums and you only listed the one
BIG DAWG SCARS!
Nobody discussing my boy lane hutsons new contract?
>>151356161Still sounds good
>>151356305who?
>>151356305Cole Caufield (2031)Nick Suzuki (2030)Juraj Slafkovsky (2033)Noah Dobson (2033)Kaiden Ghule (2031)Lane Hutson (2034)
>>151356331don't be a jerk!>>151356336bob gainey could never
I don't care for the Habs
the videogamedunkey "dunkey leaks donda" video was the only positive musical thing to come from kanye west
Imagine never having listened to graduation
Please let the leafs win one
>>151356359there's also still Demidov. i wish they'd get a real 2C soon too tho.
Nylander can do it
>>151356374MODS
i havent sleepted yet... guess im gonna miss all the games
>>151356395coming soon...
>>151356387I don't have to imagine, and if you're white you're probably the most shallow musically illiterate insecure grey mush dullard I could ever meet in my lifeyou fags are seriously a dime a dozen
for me? its Opeth
owe n power what does he do?
Time for my Sensies :)
>>151356390Which flavor is the best?
>>151356422i don't think that's ever happening.
hoping for a necas pp blast :)
>>151356431I'm glad you recognised that graduation is so perfect that you had to straw man me
Why didn't they show a replay of the penalty
Cute :3
dahlin penalty uh oh, it's over buffalo
>>151356387the worst thing about graduation is Drunk and Hot Girlsthe second worst thing is that its best track was exclusive to a japanese printhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=35c8IW0vsSE
>>151356454>day off>cloudy cool weather>big cup of tea>mint cream cookies>our Sennies playingperfect. Gary couldn't have written a better script himself
>>151356468never give up hope, we got a trade deadline right around the corner
>>151356466It's sour cream and onion or salted, I don't like the latter
Sabres are going to need to score one if they want to tie this thing back up
>>151356491>>big cup of teado you double bag or what? how does one attain a big tea?
>>151356441basedbenched 2pl8 for the first time while listening to blackwater park back in the day
remember when the sabres traded a 2nd for malenstein and no one even knew who he was
>>151356491He deserves a raise
>>151356509Yea double bag, and big ol' cup
remember when the leafs traded a 2nd for laughton and no one even knew who he was
they should of traded for tompson instead
>>151356441my mom used to watch but I found there was too much pandering with giveaways
>>151356514Congrats! How much can you bench now?
Which game are we watching
>>151356515Homeboy Scotty will earn his keep once he plays
my avies :(
>no anthem singer for the USKWAB
Our Sabies :)
RUINS KWAB
>>151356493imagine habbies being the first(and last) CAN team to bring it home within 5 years after all that time
>>151356402the lord's work
>>151356583WOULD
OURSABIES
>ruins >finnish goaltendingThey learned nothing from tuukka trash
cizikas is playing high
JLMI
>>151356570not much more lol I had a shoulder owie and didn't lift for 10 years and just got back into it last year after some extensive PT on the ol' glenohumeral joint
>>151356674thoughts on the crushing defeat you suffered at the hands of bud 1275 days ago?
>>151356674they look good this year
There's so much hockey on today!
>>151356713You're pathetic and a petty bisexual for keeping track of a random day of the week no one but you remembers the significance of, Mitch >and your car is fucking ugly as fuck>>151356749They're gonna challenge Moncton for the glory of the Maritimes, m8>Just you watch; because all these ratings are gold to Gary Bettman
>the village of Elmont
multipuck is real! I saw it, I did, I did!
>>151356777>a random dayis it arbitrary like the division between regular season and playoffs? raped retard kwarb
>>151356777not checked and not basedsometimes I imagine it would be hilarious to meet you irl and find you to be a surprisingly enjoyable person to be around, and then you post shit like this and I'm reminded that you are a cancer to this sacred imageboard and can only possibly be 10x worse irl
i never trust anyone with two first names
>>151356783https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lsLPbVXW14IIn some reality I'm a naval aviator in the 80s.
>>151356874like Mitch Ryan?
>>151356777could never be my eagles
casey cizikas 900 games played, that's a lot of games for a murderer
Is Tim Hortons any good
>>151356902Cape Breton is having some issues presently >as least we're not Drakkar?
my avies!! :))makar!
Sabies that was fucking pathetic
>>151356922It was an oopsy like whatever the sabres just did
>>151356926good for what?
Ruins might not even win the AHL championship
>>151356926No
Ullmark having a better game so far
>>151356958they're undefeated
Every year the backup goalies move from team to team like musical chairs
>>151356939was listening to the post game after the last lossthe new coach flat out said the team wasn't good and that they're disrespectful for not trying harder for their 20 year old goalie lmaothe drakkar are worse tho, yes. they also eliminated our eagles two years in a row.
>>151356540you're not going to believe me, but it was actually a first
>Florida?
>musical EBUGs
don't know how I feel about matinee games. They are a change of pace but overall it's a no
Was that Sophia combing her hair?
FRIG OFF WITH THE PENALTIES
lindy ruff has been 60 years old for 50 years
>>151356977true enoughI dunno what CB's problem is, but it seems persistent Of course, this will be the closest season I've followed the Q league since I got the FLO/hoc/ and got every game of this year love that FLO/hoc/ >so now maybe I'll get to see CB suck out loud and finally get it for once, who knows?
>>151357056he is a groundhog day babby
whats the scores so far
>>151357084some leads some ties
>>151357008on a Monday, it feels absurd, almost like the entire day takes place on a stage >>151357084Yes!!
>>1513570842-0
My penguins ):
>>151357084Laffs are losing, at home, and the fans are walking out.
>>151357128I believe this
my avies!!! :)))mackinnon!!
>>151357128man, you're a magnificent liar >not as good as Gary, but then you're not as rich as Gary.. none of us are -_-
this mackinnon guy's good
MacK and Necas going to have so many points this season.
>the city of Buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo buffalo buffalo Buffalo buffalo
>>151357060>I dunno what CB's problem is, but it seems persistentthis is our ownerhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BDLSC_lpHrkno, im not joking
I think hoc should take power of madagascar
>boston
Islanders are rolling out with the same roster without dobson and can’t even win a single game lol
kc
>>151357165Really excited for Colorado to trade Necas because they can't afford him
Here lies the islanders they can’t score on the measly jets.
buffalo gave us cannibal corpseand ETIDand patty kaneand rick jamesand I guess natalie merchant era 10k maniacs was goodand goggins is good for a laughand.... uh.... that's it I can't think of anything elsemaybe malevolent creation tooand that's allman what a shithole
>>151357277Meanwhile Columbus killed dimebag darrel
hey siri, what are some good bands or people to come from columbus ohio?
coop is gonna blow
it's pronounced have er hill
>>151357185I never understood this sentence
CAM ON BROOINS
Peeke is a dawg
>>151357277I always considered Malevolent Creation Floridian.
>meeting of the clans
>>151357277Fuck ETID ruled. Better Lovers are great but Keith's new band blows
I would probably move to Boston if I ever moved across the pond. City with a soul
>>151357371they both suckatomic rule will probably suck tooit's over anon just remember the good times>why can't it be the year 2000 I wanna be in the year 2000 when having nothing meant having everythiiiiiiing
why didnt bruins play swayman today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TiC2eZtQ5NE
scar>tennespee
My Sensies :)
SANDERSON IS ELITE
>>151357404They wanted to lose today
poonette challenging
>>151357398Incorrect. Atomic Rule has some pretty meaty riffs but nothing outstanding.
If this is taken back for GI I'm visiting Gary in Minecraft
>blots
>scoreless draw in detoilettruly a losers bracket matchup to be quite honest with you family
>>151357214That’s where Hitler tried to send Gary’s people
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fuck you Gary you're no longer invited to Thanksgiving dinner
what happened to sens
>Hmmmm your skate barely grazed the goalie's pad for a split second I'm afraid that's goalie interference goy :^)
>>151357373Thanks but it’s way too expensive and going downhill fast
>bostonian "power"play
>ping
>>151357404They underestimated the Boltz and still believe in >finnish goaltending
>get goal called back for (((GI)))>most obvious trip of all time doesn't get calledGary still holding a grudge against Andlauer for calling him out I see.
Bruins lead the league in shots not on goal
monday off with hockey is pretty glorious. Thank you Gary!
dont fuck this up
what a whiny baby tkachuk is
>>151357645and how!!!!
>>151357633VPN off Gar
my vpn has a kill switch
Moron Really doing what he do.
our islanders :(
another meeting of the clams
knies is the laffs best player now that marner's been flushed
Pasta needs to have a few drinks and unlock his true potential
>>151357691>laffs best player
>>151357695He should retire at this point
>>151357684Its what I call my Lesbian Book Club
Sneaky goal by Nashville
>LAFFS
My Sensies :(
>>151357695There’s only so much he can do with a shit team
laffs are 100% not making the playoffs much less round 2 at this point. Boston and Philly are gonna feast on the 1sts they gave up. This is what the organization deserves for giving that hack Treliving 15M in cap space.
my avies!!!! :Dnecas!
Necas cooking himself some money.
>>151357703He’s young and still has talent. Shame he signed a long term contract with the bruins though
let nachos cook!
>firing Dubas will fix the team!>firing Keefe will fix the team!>firing Shanahan will fix the team!>trading Marner will fix the team!(You) are here'>firing Treliving will fix the team!>firing Berube will fix the team!Face it, Rogers is a shit owner and has made it evident with how much he's gouging Jays fans for ALCS tickets. He only cares about his pocketbook not about results.
I almost feel bad for the Sabers. how long till gary moves them to Puerto Rico?
WoW laffs are dogshit, like every player is shit.
>>151357769Maybe if his knee holds up
>>151357794They’re heading to Atlantis or Quebec City
>>151357779based I'm glad he's gouging that pretentious shithole of a city and I hope every jeet in attendance goes bankrupt
>>151357797Cope they have Matthews and Tavares and huh...
>>151357811Jeets here don’t watch sports that aren’t cricket or Manchester City matches.
They could trade laffs for islanders right now. A steal.
>>151357806>Sabres --> QC>CBJ --> Hamilton>Nashville -->Milwaukee >St Louis --> KC>Vancouver--> Houston
>>151357836Thanks for the leaking the PowerPoint, intern
>>151357849The Ducks plan is still hush hush.
>>151357823makes sense those cunts would be city fans
>>151357832Laffs get Lou back. Done.
>>151357849Happy Catholic Monday, Hail Gary
god damn Bowen Byram trying to assassinate Brock Nelson with his skates. Potential wrist slicing, been out the game for over 10 mins.
>>151357806>Atlantis
Unironically, when does the league step in and do something about the Sabres?The Pegula era needs to be brought to an end
I can feel the Garyout coming
Never mind, Brock is back, crisis averted.
I'm moving /hoc/ to planet retard
>>151357899>trying to move your franchise to an underwater research station We would be able to take Puerto Rico off the table;>that's merely one upside to Team Sealab
Gary intentionally makes the Laffs lose because they'll still make money due to retards wanting to go watch them.
>>151357920
Gary using voodoo tricks against our Sennies:(
>>151357937>movingwhere do you think you are?>>151357955Saved, thank you Sweden
>>151357973I thought Saros made a huge save but no Spence just spilled his spaghetti there
>linger
>>151357954Welcome to the /hoc/, newfriend:>I suppose I should direct you to Gary's Secretary, she loves these little "bull sessions" with her favorite "customers" about "how things are" and Gary's Plan
I need a a haircut
My Sensies are just allergic to scoring at this point
>most dangerous draw in Saint John
>>151358004>Gary's SecretaryShe wouldn't happen to be a hockey player would she?
>>151358022whats a a haircut?
saint JAHN, b'y
>>151358042I don't believe she ever played, even as an amateur
My Islanders may be losing but they're better than last year
>>151358108They can’t even win a single game I’m laughing at them they wish they had Tavares and now dobson lol
buffalo to indianapoliscolumbus to cincinnati winnipeg to kansas city debils to jacksonville ducks to portland I solved the puzzle gary give me my reward
BOOOOOOOOOOO
>scoreless draw in Calgary
>>151358060I'm sorry i have a stutter
>>151358141Retard
>>151358141Gary says, when you get home, don't bother looking for another job, you're hired>what, really? just like that?? that's so generous, Gary...
>tranpa
>>151357899Jen
>>151358141Gary is going to flatten gaza and Lebanon to make giant sunbelt ice rinks
fug
>>151358141you’ll get a coupon for the nhl shop
>>151356118Patrick Kane?
Euro ice or regular ice? Which ones better
>>151358214>the Mediterranean Hockey League THE ORIGINAL 16__>WEST AGibraltarManaco AlgiersBarcelona >WEST BRomePalermoTunisMalta>EAST AVeniceSan MarinoAthensCyprus>EAST BBeirutTel-AvivAlexandriaRhodes >Gary Bruce Bettman, call my office IMMEDIATELY
The Flames look like the best team in the league so far this season
I don't think I'll say Nygard out loud
>>151358400were all for Gibraltar
Can we get some stick taps for Kevin's new baby girl?
>>151358400for me its malta
>most dangerous draw in the Scotiabank Saddledome YEEHAW, MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!!
>>151358400Considering the Catalans actually have a league for rollerblade indoor hockey, Barcelona would probably stomp every other team by at least 5 goals.
leafs now have the same record as the flames
>>151358322I like that I get to watch both, our hockey is a bit more relaxing to watch
nightly game status?
>>151358425why do black girls bleach their skin?
>>151355862you have autism
>>151358480Italy's league has been around since World War 2;>Italy is actually a pretty good clandestine hockey country >switzerland helps
>>151358502>sse Puljujärvi is a Finnish professional ice hockey forward who is currently playing with Genève-Servette HC of the National League. Once rated as a top prospect, Puljujärvi was drafted fourth overall by the Edmonton Oilers in the 2016 NHL entry draft.
>>151358523Are Central and Southern Italian clubs even decent compared to those in Sudtirol or Bolzano though?
>>151358513So what?
Mandani is winning the New York mayor and sending Stephen to the gulags
>glass bangers
>detroit on the penalty kill while up a man
>>151358544It's a good thing to know about yourself
larkin will leave detroit this season
>>151358542no, the best players go play closer to the Alps, and one might suspect
larkin is a washed bitch
Islanders are washed they blew their two chances of winning the cup.
>>>as one might suspect
>>151358400THE TUNIS TUSKS
holy fuck just move the leafs to Quebec at this point
Why can't the laffs score goals?
>>151358613>wasted
>>151358640They marnered themselves in the offseason
bitch marner really was the leafs after all...
>>151358322big ice makes a different game, more skill and speed. the physicality and aggression of the NA style game would be lost
Marner and nylander were what made the leafs good
>ontario getting double shutoutthis is a bad omen for the ballgame...
Saros has been locked in this season
>>151358322NA ice is superior. The puck naturally ends up near the boards so the wider the ice, the farther the puck is from the danger areas at any given time.
do nhl teams have any actual incentives to win? the players and owners still get paid if they suck, right?
>leafs fans mock the flames>have the same record
>>151358624Raped retard
only shit teams today desu
COME ON SENNIES SCORE SOME FACKIN GOALS
Dummy doing what he do.
Yes, the world can't stop raining in shit on Baie-Comeau Drakkar... >Here's Tom with the weather, Tom?
>>151358734Columbus plays today
>>151358707You get playoff bonuses and there's always someone that's up for a new contract. GMs and coaches are also constantly fired
fuck yeah pasta
I think i like euro ice more. I like the cycle and build up plays like you see in soccer
>>151358775Yum!
>>151358738They scored one but Gary said no.
God. Bolts are so bad.
At at family dinner but I just must know Why are my leafs not winning?
>>151358745Forecast calls for 100% chance you being raped
>>151358815Matthews is a shitty american
>>151358815They gave up a goal and haven't scored any
>>151358783I'd love to see one NHL season on that ice, just to compare. I guess the Olympics does that but it's often so one sided
>>151358815get off your phone and talk to your family you cunt
My islanders lost every game this year
>>151358860I need my phone to talk to my family on /hoc/.
why are there multiple games in the middle of a Monday
>>151358860anon imagine you have to sit at a table full of leafs.
has it been long enough to officially consider this clown a bust
>>151358860They left me with the dog while everyone plays with the grand children
>>151358815Tradition.
>>151358889are you unemployed? >>151358892based, dogs are way cooler than kids
>>151358815Leafs have had many good looks but they can't ever bury it. Talbot is playing like it's his last game
>>151358815>dinner>at 3:45 on a Monday
>>151358889Columbus Daypeople with jobs have the day off
>>151358889It's a holiday
>>151358892Based. That’s me every family gathering
>>151358910Early dinner so senpai doesn't ruin your whole day
>>151355291How often do you think about a US state every hour?
>the powderd bone corpse of stamkos
no ketchup for my broonsies
>>151358915I didn't have today off :/
>>151358915Not for anybody with a job that follows the stock exchange
>>151358915people without jobs also have the day off
>it's Columbus Day on /hoc/
>he doesn't have to work on indigenous peoples daymust be nice living in 2010
how do you lose to nashville lmao
STAMMER
>>151358951Next thread edition better be Columbus themed.
GG boltZ It’s gonna be a long season
>>151358958>indigenous peoples daytimber niggers day
>>151358970That's travis green hockey baby
Most dangerous lead
>ulshart
>>151358856Gary should do something like this
MUH REGGIES!!!!!!!!!
>>151358945Sir You've bragged about being a banker to the NEETs on /hoc/ enough for one day
They could gas laffs and play their AHL team. Would anybody notice.
>it was 1-0
>>151358980I shall make sure of it. I already have chosen an image :)
Thank God the next game is against the Sabres. Easy win
Happy Thanksgiving, /hoc/!
>>151359009Thank You For Your Service
Ullmark and Swayman need gay sex to reach their full potential
>>151358992imagine a nhl rink with a long track speed skating track around the outside of it
>>151359027Thanksgiving is in 45 days
>>151359045Only in the sunbelt
>>151359001We can gas the noticers too.
>>151359027Why does he have a paper clip on his ear
>>151359045Thanksgiving was yesterday, Yank, so some respect for other cultures
>SSM8
>>151359027Hairline trying to go back south
>>151359052>>151359052>>151359052New
>>151359056It's from his purse
>>151359042Olympic oval in calgary has that
not so fast predditors